(gentle music)
- [Narrator] TJ wants $55
for a computer game called Starship Doctor.
His dad say, "No dice."
Meanwhile, Marcus and Moe went splitsies
on a piece of shit car that set them back a cool six hundo.
Karen tells TJ about a kid, named Marky412
she's been talking to in a chat room,
who's selling bootleg copies of Starship Doctor
for 20 bucks.
TJ has some concerns that this illegal
and, therefor, something that could get him in trouble.
Which, he quickly overlooks
the second Karen calls him a wuss.
TJ messages Marky412 and finds out that, not only,
is Starship Doctor still available,
he has also has some more illegal games.
Eager to purchase all these bootleg titles,
TJ says they'll meet him this afternoon
then hatches a quick plan to fleece those two bozos
with car troubles outside.
He offers to repair the car for $65
then, somehow, fixes the engine with a paperclip
then takes off with those suckers' money.
TJ and Karen show up, in dorky, matching hats,
looking for the kid they were talking to in the chat room.
Only, a kid doesn't show up.
It turns out, Marky412 is a fully-grown dude.
And, when TJ and Karen are like, "Hey, man, what the shit?
"We thought you were 12." Marky412 says
he was only in the kids chat room because he likes games
and the only other people, on Earth,
who like games are kids.
And, that airtight logic is all these two idiots need
to sit down with this pedophile.
They do the deal in a very inconspicuous fashion,
seasoned pros.
Marky says, "Enjoy, but definitly do not tell your dad."
because, hey, dumb-dumb, illegal stuff makes dads pissed.
TJ, instantly, shows his dad
all the cool, new games he bought.
And, when his dad is like, "Hey, man, what the shit?
"I thought you only robbed your brother for $65?"
TJ covers by saying he only bought one game
and the rest are Karen's.
Very smooth.
Marky412 Ims to ask, "How they like the games?"
TJ says, "They're super sweet."
and Marky412 says he has two new games,
including Clowns of War, and they're even sweeter.
Only, Marky can't leave the house
because he's too busy working on a new game.
So, if they want Clowns of War
they better book it over to his house.
TJ scams some more car money
then rides off into the sunset of his innocence.
Marky412 welcomes his young guests
to a very unsettling basement featuring two computers
and a surfboard on a blue screen
that's the new game he's been working on.
Marky412 starts explaining his Surf City game
and TJ is enthralled.
Marky says that he uses that super, nifty basement cam,
over there, to put your image right in the game
and they can be the very first to try it.
TJ and Karen take turns on this, absolutely, terrible game
where you stand on a surfboard and do nothing
as stock footage of waves crashing plays behind you.
It might be the worst game of all-time
if you can even call it a game, at all.
They say the game rocks because they're dumb.
But, Mikey412 says "Something's wrong.
"See, they're surfing in warm clothes and it looks weird,
"they should be wearing bathing suits."
TJ quips that bathing suits might be winter wear in Hawaii
but not in D.C., which stands for Darn Cold,
which is music to a pedophiles ears
since only little kids say darn.
Marky says, "Underwear is, basically,
"the same as a bathing suit and, yeah, ya know,
"maybe they should just, like,
"get in their underwear and hop on that surfboard."
TJ and Karen say, "No thanks."
and Marky breaks out a book of his other basement friends
and flips to a girl, named Melissa,
who used to be nervous but after a while
started surfing with her shirt off.
TJ seems to have no objection
to the fact that he's looking at child porn
and, instead, is like, "Hey, man, what the shit?
"I thought you said we were the first ones
to play this game."
Marky covered, saying they're the first
to play this version.
And, this smart guy finally realizes,
"Holy fuck, we're in a pedophiles basement!"
The worst kind of basement to be in.
TJ drags Karen out of there
because she's about to wind up on a page stuck to Melissa's.
And, Marky412 reminds them, do not tell their parents.
So, TJ immediately tells his dad, who calls the cops,
who then say this guy's on parole for a similar crime
and he's going back to jail
thanks to TJ's heroic, illegal computer games.
TJ talks with his dad and says he's done with the internet
and he's gonna throw his modem away.
His dad is like, "Hey, man, what the shit?
"There's some pretty cool stuff on there
"and, also, I look at boobs when you're at school."
TJ asks, "How you can know who's good and who's not online?"
and his dad says, "You can't."
Even though you definitly can when it's a grown man
who lures you to his basement with video games.
So, what did we learn today?
If an adult man, who calls himself Marky
and hangs out in kids chat rooms,
can trick you into riding your bike to his basement
with the worst video game ever made,
you might not be such a smart guy, after all.
And, if you need $55 to buy a new game
you can make that money, and then some,
by fixing your brother's broken car with a paperclip.
But, don't get greedy and use that money
to buy three bootleg games and then try to buy
two more bootleg games, in the same afternoon,
before you've even played those first three games
because you might end up in Marky412's book of memories.
And, if you meet a pedophile in a chatroom tell the cops
so they can send him to prison
where his ass will get filled with street justice.
And, don't let this experience
turn you off to the internet, as a whole,
because there's some pretty cool stuff online
and your dad looks at boobs while you're at school.
See you next time,
on A Very Special Episode.
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10 Best Techniques To Find a Job
For nearly almost population around the world, finding a job has become a full-time job–and
the search is only going to get tougher.
The Web has come a long way in leveling the playing field for job seekers and employers
alike now a days.
As the unemployed ranks continue to swell, throngs of displaced workers are looking to
job-placement sites for salvation.
According to forbes.com, In April, such sites attracted 57.2 million "unique visitors,"
up nearly 50% from the same period last year.
Whether you're looking for your very first job, switching careers, or re-entering the
job market after an extended absence, finding a job requires two main tasks: understanding
yourself and understanding the job market.
Presuming you've already chosen a career and are currently searching for jobs, here
are 10 Best Techniques To Find a Job.
The ways to actually get a job.
10 Best Techniques To Find a Job 1.
Manage Your Job Search Take the time to organize your job search
and the entire process will be easier.
Use the free tools that are available to help you plan and manage your job search.
They will help you start your job search on the right foot and keep it on track.
2.
Know What You Want Don't accept a job just because someone
offered it to you.
Find out what you'll have to do once you're hired and make sure that's what you want
to do.
But don't be too picky.
If this is your first job, you can't be the boss the first day.
You will have to do what someone asks you to.
3.
Write a Resume/Customized Cover Letter That Works
Before you start job hunting, make sure that your resume is as complete and up-to-date
as possible.
Your resume is an important distillation of who you are, where you come from, and what
you can offer.
Your resume needs to be professional and polished, because if you don't have a professional
resume, your application materials probably won't get a second glance from a hiring
manager.
Make sure your resume has what it takes to make a good impact.
4.
Trawling Jobs Sites This is one of the preferred choices of job
search techniques, it is also statistically the least effective if used on its own.
Use "Google" to help…there are literally thousands of job sites you can choose from.
The three most popular sites; CareerBuilder.com, Yahoo!
HotJobs and Monster.com have been at this game for a decade.
But in recent years a slew of new sites have sprung up and are stealing market share from
the big three.
5.
Targeting Businesses in Your Area This is a successful method of job searching
and is recommended as an efficient use of time.
Once you know what type of job you are looking for and in what sort of industry, find out
what companies operate in this space that are near to where you live.
This is a great approach for many reasons: There may be an existing relationship with
someone you know in the area.
You may know about the company and whether or not you are a good fit with what you want
and what you have to offer.
You can speak to people in the area who may be able to help you prepare your resume and
hopefully an interview too.
6.
Career Based Social Networking A great online way to get the word out in
a professional capacity is through www.LinkedIn.com.
It's a fantastic site where people can find and stay in touch with people they know in
a corporate capacity.
One of the most important parts of LinkedIn is your profile.
That's what you use to connect with people in your network and your profile is how you
get found on LinkedIn by potential employers.
Update your Profile so it's current and compelling.
If you're unemployed use your LinkedIn profile to let employers know you are job searching.
7.
Connect With Your Network Once you have taken the time to build a network,
use it.
It's one of the most important job search resources you have.
Your personal career network should include anyone who can assist you with a job search
or career move.
Stay connecting with your friends and people with same profession.
Make a list of all of your friends, relatives, and acquaintances.
Contact them one by one and ask them if they know of any openings for which they could
recommend you.
Don't be too humble or apologetic.
Tell them what you're looking for, but let them know you're flexible and open to suggestions.
Connect with everyone you know on LinkedIn and other social networking sites.
Join professional Groups.
They are a good way to connect with people with similar affiliations and you'll find
job listings on most Group pages.
8.
Using Existing Relationships The one of the more successful methods of
job searching.
Statistically, ten times the number of jobs are given to people where an existing relationship
already existed compared with job ads!
This may sound discouraging at first, but you may be
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hey what's up guys Hazet is here back with another tutorial video so when this
video I will show you guys how to get internet download manager for free so
before start the video please subscribe if you did not already and if you did
then thank you so much and now let's get into it
okay so it the first thing you need to do just disable the antivirus you are
using because we just don't have to install only the Internet Download
Manager we also have to crack this then for the most of the antivirus the crack
files are kind of virus but don't worry this cross egde is 100% safe so just do
it but I am using the Windows Defender so for turn off Windows Defender go to
settings now update in security now click on Windows Defender and turn off
the real time protection ok after do it you could get some notification pop-up
but just ignore those for a few minutes and now check out the first link of the
description and download internet download manager zip so when you get
that done download in another application for open the zip it's called
7-zip so go ahead and download it so when it complete let's install it and
now let's go extract the internet download manager but before let's move
it to this folder and now let's extract it right click on mouse click on 7-zip
option and press extract here and now the file has extracted so first install
the internet download manager next degree the License Agreement and now
stop here and here make sure you are remember the file location this program
is installing for just copy this file location because you will need this
location for crack this I am NOT doing because I can remember this and finish
okay so after install you could see some expiry notification but lesson to me and
just ignore those because now we're going to crack this go to the patch 1
folder and install it and here you have to paste the file location you as
installed the download manager that you have forget the file location then
browser your computer and select that page but I have remember the page so I
am just doing change this and now press on next and install after the install
complete your browser could pop up with some links so just ignore those all and
finish ok so now we have successfully cracked the Internet Download Manager ok
but for proof let's test it okay so as you can see it's working okay
guys so that's pretty much it for the video if you find the video helpful then
hit the subscribe button for more videos like this and also like the video and
comment on it I am pass it and I will see you on the
next one peace
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The 5-Ingredient Alkalizing Water Everyone Is Drinking Morning And Night For A Balanced
pH!
The usual North American diet causes the body to develop an acidic environment: meat, processed
foods, alcohol, bread, soda, refined sugars, and pasta are all extremely acidic.
Our bodies need balance.
The pH scale is intended to measure the internal chemistry of the body based on the acidic
versus alkaline, with 0 being the most acidic and 14 the most alkaline.
Our bodies work in the best manner when are in the middle, that is, at about 7.4.
The pH balance is of great importance due to the fact that carcinogenic cells have the
ability to grow in an acidic environment.
The immune system works in the best manner in a somewhat alkaline body.
The Journal of Environmental Public Health released a study in 2012 that came to the
following conclusion:
" … it would be wise to think about following an alkaline diet plan in order to lower the
mortality and morbidity rates of chronic illnesses that are tormenting our aging population.
Among the first things that should be considered when following an alkaline diet, which includes
larger amounts of fruits and veggies, is to be familiar with the type of soil in which
they were grown as this can have a significant impact on the mineral content."
This likewise indicates that traditionally-raised fruits and veggies, that is, non-organic,
may not be as nutritious as a result of the lack of minerals present in the soil, eliminated
by the pesticides, herbicides, and synthetic fertilizers.
A food can be acidic by nature, such as ACV or lemons, however, after it is ingested,
it has an alkalizing effect.
On the other side, certain foods that are alkaline can have an acidic effect in the
body, such as cow's milk and sugar.
Five-Ingredient Alkalizing Water That Is Going To Provide You With Nutrients And Balance
Your pH Levels
Aloe Vera is rich in vitamins A, B complex, C, and E; minerals iron, calcium, potassium,
zinc, and magnesium.
It is a well-known fact that this plant possesses soothing anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidant
properties.
Its moisturizing anti-inflammatories have the ability to treat the skin in cases of
burns, as well as internally in cases of inflammatory bowel disease and indigestion
Apple Cider Vinegar might appear counterproductive, but even though white vinegar is extremely
acidic, ACV is quite the opposite as it is extremely alkaline.
This food is considered to be one of the superfoods as it can do wonders for the human health.
It can promote healthy digestion as a probiotic, as well as clear skin conditions.
This fermented food, which is also an efficient non-poisonous house cleaner and disinfectant,
can help restore the inner pH balance.
Basil is an adaptogenic herb that is going to do for your body what you require it to
do.
Basil has anti-oxidant, anti-fungal, as well as anti-inflammatory properties, it is highly
alkaline and can balance the lipids, that is, the fat, in your blood stream.
Honey is also a superfood.
It represents a sweet nectar obtained from the bees and it is a low alkaline, anti-inflammatory
and antiseptic that can promote digestion and well-balanced metabolism.
It is packed with phytonutrients, enzymes, vitamins and minerals, thus aiding your body
detoxify sweetly.
Lemon possesses alkalizing minerals, such as magnesium, calcium, potassium and phosphorus,
which make it an anti-oxidant equalizer in the body.
Lemons are abundant in vitamins C, which can help with everything, A, B1, B6, as well as
B9, or folic acid.
Mint – all types of mint possess similar properties.
They can support healthy digestion and the immune system due to the fact that they are
rich in minerals, vitamins, as well as other more than forty phytochemicals.
In addition to being shown that mint can help eliminate cancer cells, a study published
in 2010 stated that two types of commonly used mint prevented radiation sickness and
mortality.
"Detail examinations have in fact likewise demonstrated that the aqueous extract of M.
piperita can protect the vital radiosensitive organs: the testis, hemopoetic and gastrointestinal
systems in mice.
The radioprotective effects are most likely a result of free radical scavenging, anti-oxidant,
metal chelating, antimutagenic, anti-inflammatory, and improvement of the repairing of the DNA."
This is very potent.
Alkalizing Water Recipe
Ingredients:
1 teaspoon of natural aloe Vera juice.
1 organic, juiced lemon.
1-2 cups water at room temperature or hot, per taste.
1 teaspoon of ACV (raw, organic, unfiltered, and unpasteurized).
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