-Thank you guys for coming back on the show.
Congrats on the movie. We'll get to that, this Friday.
-Absolutely. -This Friday on Netflix.
-On Netflix! The week of -- -Netflix!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Netflix!
-Netflix is taking over the world.
-That's right.
I don't want to hear you didn't see it.
It's on Netflix!
[ Laughter ]
-You got no excuse.
-You got no excuse. -No excuse.
-Watch it on your watch!
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God.
I saw your special on Netflix. "Tamborine."
If you haven't seen it --
There's no excuses. It's on Netflix.
-It's on Netflix! -You have to see it.
-Oh, don't you love Netflix?
-I went to go see you live
at the Madison Square Garden theater.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes. -It was an unbelievable show.
It was so well done.
There were so many jokes in there I couldn't even --
My laughter started morphing into a different sound
because I was laughing so hard.
'Cause at first I was ha, ha, and I was laughing.
I'm like [Laughs].
And by the end I was like, Jack Nicholson.
[ Laughing as Jack Nicholson ] Hey, great job!
It was more of a honking sound.
It was so good. -Thank ya, sir.
-Every single thing was good. You talked about it.
I don't know if you want to tell anyone the Rihanna story.
-Oh, the Rihanna story?
Wh-Wh -- About me trying to talk to Rihanna?
-Yeah. -Because I thought,
"Hey, I'm single now.
Let me give it a go."
-Right?
-And Rihanna --
[ Chuckles, stammers ]
[ Laughter ]
i mean I was like --
[ Stammers ]
You ever not realize how old you are?
[ Laughter ]
Like, I couldn't tell how old I was.
Rihanna is so fine,
If she didn't sing,
her life would be exactly the same.
[ Laughter ]
She'd have clothing lines. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-People would be asking for autographs.
-But it must be cool to have Chris Rock come up
and be like, "Hey, how you doing?"
-Oh, that did not register at all.
She's like, "Have you seen Ray J?"
[ Laughter ]
I'm like, "Who's Ray J?"
-She said she looked at you, and it was --
-I'm like, [Bleep] Ray J.
-You said she looked at you like it was one of her...
-Like I was one of her aunts.
Like...
She didn't even register me as a sexual being.
-No, not at all.
But then she came to the show. -Yeah, she did come to the show.
-The night before I was there, Questlove was there,
and Rihanna came to the show. -Yes, she did come to the show.
-Yeah, and you told that --
-But she still did not register me.
When a girl says she doesn't want to have sex with you,
at least she thought about having sex with you.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
You'll take that. -You know what I mean?
Like, she contemplated sex with you and went, ugh!
-No, no, didn't do it.
-But I was, like, in the Uncle Zone.
Like... [ Laughter ]
-So many bits, I couldn't even move.
And now I heard that you are now filming --
You're doing stand-up again?
-Yeah, a-- [ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, thank you.
-This is awesome.
-It is fun. I can't believe it.
-Tell them where you're doing it at.
-[ Laughs ]
-Where's it going to be on, Adam?
-Oh, it's going to be on Netflix.
[ Laughter ]
-No excuse.
[ Laughter ]
-See it on your lunch box.
[ Laughter ]
-It's everywhere. -Are you going around?
-What are you doing? -I'm doing stand-up.
Running around the last couple of years.
I've been doing it and having fun.
And now I'm recording it.
I'm going to be in Newark on Wednesday and Thursday.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been around, rec--
-Bring your guns!
[ Laughter ]
-Different act, different act.
Different stand-up. -It's New York, come on!
-I know. -I love Newark.
-We all have driven through Newark.
[ Laughter ] -Was the last time --
-Cory Booker stabbed me last time I was there.
-Cory Booker, himself?
-Cory Booker stabbed me.
I'm like, "Cory Booker!"
-[ Laughs ]
"What you doing, Cory?!"
-The last time you did a televised one,
was that the HBO one? -Oh, my God, like 20 years ago.
-'Cause I loved that one, with Farley.
-Yeah! With Farley! -Before there was a Netflix.
-Yeah. Yep, pre-Netflix.
-That was the original Netflix, HBO.
-Yeah. -That's true.
Farley was in it.
Farley came on in the middle of the --
Actually, when I did my HBO special a long time ago,
Farley...
I would sing a haunted song
and then every night on tour,
a different guy would come out and run out
and pretend to be the mad man who lives in the house.
And so I was doing the show in Chicago.
Farley goes, "Andy, can I be the guy?
I said, "Yeah, yeah.
Just so you know, a lot of times,
the guys come out in their underwear.
And he goes, "Oh, oh.
Well, my manager told me I shouldn't do that."
And I said, "Okay. You don't have to."
He goes, "Yeah, he said that I've got to change my --"
I swear to God, he was going, "I've got to change the way
I present myself," and blah, blah, blah.
I said, "Yeah, don't do it then.
Don't do it. Just come out like you, Farley.
And then, I swear to God, did the show.
He comes out naked, in, like, a little underwear.
He's running around,
and he's just staring in my eyes, going...
[ Laughter ]
-It was so sweet. -I remember this.
That's really funny.
That's crazy. -Yeah.
-I know you were on the cast at the same time.
But did you get hired at the same time?
-He got it before me. -I got it, like...
-With Farley. You and Farley.
-Me and Farley at the same time, but we knew you were coming.
-Well, yeah. They saved me a seat.
I came, like, six shows after. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause they needed another black guy.
[ Laughter ]
-You thought I was blac-- No, Spade thought I was black.
-Everybody thought you were black.
-I know, back in the day --
-Till we got in the locker room.
[ Laughter ]
-Not bad.
-I'm just...
I got nothing.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, really. -I...
-But that's a great cast to come up with, though.
I mean, that was a good crew. -It was, yes.
We did good -- Me, Rock, Schneider, Spade.
-Spade. -Timmy Meadows,
Norman McDonald.
-The great Dana Carvey.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Applause ] -That's unbelievable.
-Phil Hartman, Dennis Miller.
-[ Laughs ]
-Dennis Miller used to come up to me every day,
and he would go, "Hey, Rock.
How's that next anything working out?"
[ Laughter ]
-That's fantastic. -He was the best.
-I was thinking about it, 'cause I was --
We did the SNL 40th,
which I remember you guys.
But I remember we were rehearsing,
and I saw you guys.
I think Seinfeld was doing a bit or something for the show,
And he was doing something. He was there.
And then you came over. It was you and Seinfeld.
Then you came over. -Yes.
It was you, Chris, Seinfeld,
and I was like, if John Travolta walks in,
that is my whole stand-up act.
That's every impression I've ever done in my career
right on the stage together.
And without you guys I would not be here,
so I want to thank you. -Oh, we know that.
We know that. No! -[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Tell him wh... -Yeah.
I mean, you know how much you have to like a guy --
Like, to like a guy that does an impression of you?
You've got to really like that guy.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, yeah.
-You don't normally like that.
-You usually hate a guy that does an impression of you.
There's a guy that gets paid doing you.
[ Laughter ]
-I remember you called.
The phone rang, and I picked it up.
They said, "It's Adam Sandler." And I go, "Oh, my God."
So I had to find a phone,
'cause I didn't have a phone number at SNL.
I had to go and use, like, the receptionist phone.
I go, "Hello?"
And you go, "All right, let me hear it."
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I just started doing something,
and you go, "That's good. All right."
-I remember that. -"I give you my permission."
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You can create a screen recording and capture sound on your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch.
Add Screen Recording to Control Center. Go to Settings _ Control Center _Customize Controls. Then tap on next to Screen Recording.
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StoryTelling StorySelling: Opowieść na pytanie #229 - Duration: 2:09.
When Larry Page and Sergey Brin founded this place, Google,
they really wanted to recreate this Alexandrian library
which was burned in the 5th century Before Christ.
They wanted to create a world which is moved by the information.
And we are all nephews of uncle Google, and we know it is possible.
But you know what?
I think there is something which is even more powerful to move the world.
When I think about one of the very prominent students of the Alexandrian library, Archimedes,
he would say - 'give me the fulcrum and I will move the Earth'.
Well, for me there is this fulcrum,
there is something which is capable of moving the Earth much more than information.
And this is...
This is story.
These are stories, which can move the world,
make it cry, make it laugh,
righten,
and create all kinds of emotions.
And move it forward.
Because stories have these beautiful messages,
that they are passing on from generation to generation.
They have universal values.
And these values are showing who we people are.
And these values, these messages and these emotions
make the world more human.
This is why I want you, in this very special place,
in Google, Mountain View, California,
to become the plotters of plots.
To tell your story.
To move the world forward.
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Sing a Song of Sixpence | Nursery Rhymes by Little Treehouse - Duration: 2:14.
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!
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So tickt Frederik Rönnow | Eintracht Frankfurt - Duration: 2:23.
Gude Eintracht fans, my name is Frederik Rönnow. I'm an eagle.
It's amazing. What a stadium!
I really look forward to play down here.
And now I have a whole day in the city as well driving around for some different stuff, and it's really amazing.
It looks nice, the city as well, and yeah, I'm just looking forward to get started down here.
For me, it's a clearly step up. I think I've been playing well in the Danish League,
but I don't think you can compare that, so of course
it's gonna be a big step for me
and I really believe in myself that I'm ready, and to see the stadium
and then everybody of you talking about the
full stands every time and it's gonna be really nice.
It's a big club. It's a big league and then for me
it's a big step, and I think I'm really ready for it now and
it's a big opportunity for me, and I'm just
yeah, happy. I'm really excited to be here and when I
look around it's really nice.
I don't know what my thing mit Lukas is, but I'm just glad to be here, and it seems like a lovely club
I'm kind of a I think
you say modern goalkeeper right now
I can play with my feet and I like also to help the team.
Yeah, then I have some good reactions, good one to one, and then I'm fast. I'm maybe not the
biggest guy, but then I have some other good things.
Everybody's just talking about Frankfurt,
this staff and about what's going on right now
and so you can just feel that it's a city that loves football, but also a country where football is the
main thing so and yeah, that's gonna be really
nice to be a part of.
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सनटैन कैसे हटाये/ Remove suntan instanly (100% effective) from face,nack,hands,feet and full body - Duration: 2:40.
Sun tan!!! What the hell am i going to do now?
For removing sun tan, you need to follow a simple remedy.
Take some split red lentils (Masoor Dal) and make a fine powder of it.
Split red lentil is one of the most effective ingredients to remove sun tan.
Now take a medium sized potato and peel it off completely. Then grate it thoroughly and extract the juice from it.
I have collected potato juice in this bowl. Potato juice is very effective in removing sun tan and it adds a brightness to your skin.
Now add 4 teaspoon potato juice in 2 teaspoon split red lentil powder.
Now i am adding 2 teaspoon of curd in it. Instead of adding curd, you can use raw milk as well.
Now mix them thoroughly.
Now the last ingredient is lemon juice. Lemon juice is also very helpful in removing sun tan.
But if your skin is sensitive to lemon juice then you should not add it, otherwise add a slice of lemon juice in it.
Now your sun tan removal face mask is completely ready.
Now apply it in your clean skin.
Apply it in your face or body where ever there are sun tan marks visible.
This is a very effective home remedy to remove sun tan.
So please try this at your home and please let me know how you liked it through your comments.
Keep this mask on for 20-30 min in your sun tanned area and then wash your face.
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7 Food to Avoid For Poor Blood Circulation - Duration: 11:52.
The worst foods for blood circulation
Blood circulation issues may be sensed in several methods
Some symptoms include tiredness as a result of a poor circulatory function that might bring on other symptoms including fainting and dizziness
The inability to concentrate in the hands or feet headaches angina and high blood pressure may also be other
Indications there could be issues with the blood circulation system
You will find nutritionally dense foods that we are able to integrate into our diets to make sure our circulatory
System is functioning at its finest
As we get older we have to start monitoring the things we eat as some foods can aggravate
Existing health conditions or bring on new ones
Here is a list of 10 foods to avoid if you have a bad blood circulation
One
added sugars
Sometimes I feel like a broken record when I talk about the dangers of sugar but poor circulation
Is a perfect example of why you should avoid it like the plane?
Eating too much sugar causes the body to release high amounts of insulin which triggers inflammation
Worse, though if that sugar is a major player in the development of type 2 diabetes
Diabetes is a circulation killer because chronically high levels of glucose in the blood coat arteries and veins
Making them progressively more brittle and less able to function properly
This is why so many people with diabetes develop circulation related complications
The easiest way to cut down on sugar is by cutting high glycemic carbohydrates out of your diet
In addition be on the lookout for hidden sugar lurking in places you might not expect it to be
Salad dressings barbecue sauce and other processed foods are notorious this way
Too
Trans fats a few years ago the FDA adopted a rule banning trans fats and set this year
2018 as the deadline for getting this dangerous fat out of our food
But even with this regulation you're not entirely in the clear if you cook with oil
Trans fats can be created under high heat frying plus. There's always a chance that food processing can create them
What is the solution?
Eat only organic whole foods and saute instead of fry and never ever deep-fry
Foods that contain high fat as a first fruit. That should be avoided by PEM dorita blockage of blood vessels
Because these foods can increase fat levels in the blood and cause blockage of blood vessels which can worsen your blood circulation
They include beef lamb butter cheese and coconut oil
3
salt
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Lot of people associate salt with high blood pressure and circulation issues, but that's only true up to a point
Sodium half of the chemical structure of salt is essential for good heart health
However beyond a certain amount it can be risky because it causes you to retain water
The more water in your system the greater your blood volume and the higher your blood pressure
I've actually seen patients in hypertensive crisis because they ate too much em or too many pickles
Again avoid them if you can but don't avoid salt altogether either your body needs it
Overall the best rule of thumb for improving circulation is this if it's good for your heart. It's good for your arteries and veins to
Combine these food tips with a complete
anti-inflammatory diet like PA mm stress reduction regular exercise less exposure to toxins and a few well-chosen
Nutritional supplements, and you'll be well on your way to better health
Ten warning signs of poor blood circulation
Good blood circulation is essential for good health
Your blood helps transport nutrients and oxygen to every part of your body
any problem with your circulatory system can lead to a variety of other health issues if
Left untreated it can cause serious damage to your brain heart liver
kidneys and limbs
People often ignore the warning signs of poor blood circulation until the problem becomes severe
It is important to be aware of these signs as addressing the problem early can save you from future
Complications if you have multiple signs and symptoms of poor blood circulation
Ask your doctor to check your health levels and get the best treatment for poor blood circulation
Here are the early warning signs of poor blood circulation
1
cold hands and feet
One of the first problems that you'll notice is that your hands and feet are constantly cold
While in the winter you may expect it. You will feel cold during the summer months
This is because your oxygenated blood isn't reaching your hands and feet
it's very common first to see the fingers and toes turn white if
You push on the areas you may find that they take longer to get some coloring back
This is a sign that the blood flow isn't there?
It's the blood that helps to heat up the areas so the more you lose the colder your hands and feet will feel
this coldness will be difficult to get rid of
You could wear gloves, and you will still experience it
It's not that your body is cold, but that your blood isn't reaching the areas to help warm them up
Watch out for artificially warming your hands and feet up you may get rid of the symptoms temporarily
But you won't get rid of the actual problem
It's tempting to keep putting your hands in warm water, but you could actually do harm to your skin
The cold sensations can continue around your body
To
swelling up lower extremities
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Mild cases of swelling in your feet can be due to sitting or standing in one position for long periods of time high salt intake
malnutrition obesity aging a said eteri lifestyle premenstrual syndrome and pregnancy
However if you suffer from edema or swelling in your feet for quite some time it may be because of poor blood circulation
Due to a lack of blood flow
The kidneys become unable to carry out the process of keeping fluid in the blood vessels where it belongs
This causes the fluid to leech out and settle into surrounding tissues which leads to swelling in
extreme cases poor circulation can also cause leg ulcers
When you notice any form of swelling in your feet raise your legs above your heart level
The swelling will subside once the circulation improves
Consult your doctor if you have persistent or extreme swelling
Three
persistent fatigue and tardis
Fatigue is a common side effect of physical exertion and many medications
However a constant feeling of fatigue and tiredness may also indicate inadequate blood supply to different body parts
This causes organs to struggle to carry out their normal duties
It even affects the muscles as they are not getting enough oxygen and nutrients
Along with fatigue and tiredness some people may even suffer from breathlessness lack of stamina and sore muscles
other causes of fatigue include excessive alcohol use
excessive intake of caffeine
inactivity poor sleep unhealthy eating habits
anxiety depression grief and stress
For
tingling sensations or numbing of the extremities
Have you ever laid on your arm, and then felt the tingling sensation or numbness when you sit back up?
It feels like your arm and hand aren't connected to your body, right
Well, this is because you've stopped the blood flow into the hand
It's completely normal, and if you only get it when you've put pressure on your arms or somehow stop the blood flow
It's nothing to worry about
What you should look out for is when you get a numbness or tingling feeling without reason?
You may just sit normally and suddenly feel like you have pins and needles in your hands or feet
They can be elsewhere, but the extremities are the most usually affected first
It's a sign that the blood isn't flowing where it needs to be
Your body is telling you that these areas need better blood flow
Look to see if anything is constricting your body first. It could be the way you're sitting
This is especially common if you sit cross-legged or you put pressure on your elbows at a desk
If you still can't improve the sensations, then you need to look at other reasons for the poor blood flow
Five
Weak immune system and slow healing a weak circulatory system will have a direct impact on your immune system
due to poor circulation
The vitamins and minerals that your body needs to fight off infection are not distributed timely and in adequate amounts
This affects your body's ability to detect and fight off pathogens
With a weakened immune system you may get sick more often an cuts wounds and grazes may take longer to heal
To improve blood circulation and boost your immunity include exercise in your daily routine
As little as 20 minutes of walking five days a week and improve blood flow throughout your body
Six
varicose veins
Varicose veins that appear in the legs can be a symptom as well as cause of poor circulation
Due to improper blood flow pressure builds and causes the veins located just under the skin surface to become swollen
twisted and very visible
Varicose veins tend to appear on the lower legs and cause pain each genus restlessness
burning sensations and heaviness in the legs
The appearance of bulging veins is also a beauty concern for many people other common factors
Contributing to varicose veins are heredity obesity
Constipation hormonal changes in the body use of birth control pills and even occupations that require a lot of standing
If you have varicose veins it is essential to wear compression stockings to enhance proper blood flow
Also consult your doctor to determine the exact cause and treatment
7
Set in hair loss
Hair loss without any known reason is a clear sign that glut is not getting distributed properly around your body
When the scalp does not receive as sensual nutrients in the proper amounts hair becomes thin dry and starts falling out at a rapid speed
Hair experts recommend massaging the scalp with a proprietary oil to treat hair loss
massage helps increase blood flow to the hair follicles
It's important to also consult your doctor to determine if additional treatment is needed for poor circulation
Bad circulation also causes dry skin and brittle nails due to lack of nutrients
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Homescapes Level 517 - How to complete Level 517 on Homescapes
Homescapes Level 517
How to complete Level 517 on Homescapes
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Selfmade Table Saw for Kids - DIY JIG - Duration: 11:52.
This is a so-called multifunctional tool
Because with this machine
you can both grind,
here you'll find grinding attachments,
as well as sawing.
But as you can see
this saw blade is
not quite round but
it has only such a segmental arch
because
it doesn't spin
but only vibrates
I'll turn it on.
And it makes very small
vibes
This result is
you can saw wood with it
and all other hard materials
but you can't saw anything soft.
because soft materials
make this vibration with
and are therefore
not cut.
That also means, however,
That you can't
injure the skin
because the skin is also soft
and so it makes sense
with this tool
to build a small circular saw for children
where they can't get hurt.
As you can see, this works quite well
However, I would like to say something else about this machine,
This is the Bosch PMF 180 E
This machine is by far
the loudest machine in my whole workshop
And if I'd have known
how loud it is,
I probably never would have bought them.
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SW Kommandon fungerar inte i ett visningsport i AutoCAD - Duration: 0:54.
Hi, I'm Sami, from Fawzi academy. In this video, I will talk about.
When working in a viewport, some commands like Zoom and Pan do not work.
Standard selection methods also fail to select objects within the viewport.
The viewport is locked, or multiple viewports are overlapping and a different viewport is actually active.
Unlock the viewport if it is locked. Select the viewport.Check the properties palette, to determine whether or not the viewport is locked.
If it is locked, adjust the "Display locked" value from "Yes" to "No".
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