-Hi.
This is Bob Odenkirk, me, talking to you,
from the "Jimmy Fallon" show.
I'm gonna do fake proverbs
So, something to learn here
as well as to laugh at hopefully.
♪♪
The grass is always too strong, so don't smoke so much.
♪♪
Don't bite the hand. Bite the foot.
It hurts more.
You get what you -- you get what you want,
the reaction that you want when you bite the person's foot.
♪♪
Good things come to wealthy people
who are willing to spend their money
and are not skinflints.
♪♪
Nothing keeps the doctor away
because, I mean, wherever you are,
you're ingesting chemicals.
There's no way around it,
so you -- you're going there.
Go drink all the juice you want.
Won't help.
♪♪
I don't like 'em. I don't like 'em.
I don't like anyone who wants to be seen that much.
I think there's something wrong with them.
You should want your privacy.
Those people are weirdos.
♪♪
You've made your bed, now...
take a picture of it and put it on Instagram
because you are one of the very few people in the world
who bothers.
♪♪
If you scratch my back,
please ask first.
It is super weird to just be sitting around
and have a stranger start scratching your back.
♪♪
We'll cross that bridge...
if they don't blow it up.
That's an old maxim
from the U.S. Army, World War II thing.
Kind of doesn't make -- doesn't have any value anymore.
♪♪
I actually -- Yeah.
When in doubt, shut up.
You know, I think we'd all do better
by shutting up a little bit more.
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Trump wakes up complaining about 'RIGGED' Google 'search results' which he suggests are 'illegal.' - Duration: 6:15.
U.S. President Donald Trump's Twitter feed appears on a computer screen in Washington
The president has used the platform to accuse technology companies of political bias
(AP/J. David Ake) By Isaac Stanley-Becker August 28 at 6:32 AM President Trump arose before dawn Tuesday complaining about Google search results for "Trump News
" In a pair of tweets posted before 6 a.m., the president said the results included only "the viewing/reporting of Fake New Media
" He hadn't corrected the typo within about an hour. Google search results for "Trump News" shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake New Media
In other words, they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD
Fake CNN is prominent. Republican/Conservative & Fair Media is shut out. Illegal? 96% of
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2018 .results on "Trump News" are from National Left-Wing Media, very dangerous
Google & others are suppressing voices of Conservatives and hiding information and news that is good
They are controlling what we can & cannot see. This is a very serious situation-will be addressed!— Donald J
Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2018 Google search results are affected not only by region but also by personal search history
It was unclear whether the president had Googled himself, or whether he was referring to a recent piece in PJ Media, a conservative blog, alleging that 96 percent of Google search results for news about Trump were from "left-leaning news outlets
" His accusations appeared to mirror those in the August 25 piece. "Is Google manipulating its algorithm to prioritize left-leaning news outlets in their coverage of President Trump?" asked Paula Bolyard, the "supervising editor" of the site who describes herself on Twitter as a Christian, a constitutional conservative and a "Cultural nonconformist
" She said she searched "Trump" on Google News and weighed the results using a media bias chart developed by Sharyl Attkisson, a former CBS News correspondent
Bolyard said left-leaning outlets accounted for 96 percent of the results, with CNN stories making up "nearly 29 percent of the total
" She said she performed the search several times using different computers, and the results did not differ considerably
But nowhere did the editor and blogger reckon with the fact that the sheer volume of content produced by different outlets plays a major role in determining the share of results they claim
She did, however, acknowledge that her methods are "not scientific." Trump, for his part, gave only once specific example, saying "Fake CNN is prominent
" But he concluded, "they have it RIGGED, for me & others, so that almost all stories & news is BAD
" Conservative media, he claimed, is "shut out." "Illegal?" he speculated, going on to accuse Google of "controlling what we can & cannot see
" He promised the "very serious situation" would be "addressed," but didn't give specifics
A search for "Trump News" shortly after the president's posts returned three top stories
There was a Fox News report about Lanny Davis, an attorney and spokesman for Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen, admitting he was an anonymous source for CNN's report about Trump's possible prior knowledge of the summer 2016 meeting at Trump Tower attended by a Russian lawyer
There was also a CNN account of Trump's decision to issue, several days late, a statement praising the late U
S. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.). And there was an NBC story about the surge of Muslim candidates inspired to run for office across the country by Trump's election
Trump has raised increasing alarm about what he describes as political bias pervading technology and social media companies
In July, he accused Twitter of using a "discriminatory and illegal practice" to silence conservative voices
Jack Dorsey, the chief executive of the social media giant, said the company's employees are "more left-leaning" but maintained that political ideology doesn't affect what appears on Twitter
Representatives of major technology companies appeared before Congress in July to answer allegations of censorship
"We have a natural and long-term incentive to make sure our products work for users of all viewpoints," said Juniper Downs, who works on policy for Google-owned YouTube
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Salad "Straw" will conquer all the guests! - Duration: 2:08.
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Simple Spaetzle Stir-Fry with Mushrooms & Sausages (Recipe) || [ENG SUBS] - Duration: 2:53.
Simple Spätzle Stir-Fry with Mushrooms & Sausages
All ingredients & quantitative data are listed & linked in the infobox below.
Welcome to a new video...
...today I show you a really simple &easy recipe for creamy Spätzle Noodles...
...with mushrooms, chanterelles & small Nuremberger sausages...
...for that cut mushrooms into not too thin slices first...
...next, halve the sausages once...
...also cut scallions into fine rolls...
...& finally finely chop ½ bunch chives...
...afterwards heat up a large pan adding a good dash oil...
...once the oil is hot...
...add mushrooms, a few chanterelles & the halved sausages...
...& sear for about 2 minutes over medium-high heat...
...stirring or tossing occasionally...
...once the sausages are beautifully browned all around & the mushrooms start to loose water...
...add 500 grams Spätzle noodles from the cooling shelf...
...also the scallions...
...give everything a good stir or toss...
...allow to fry briefly...
...not long...
...just a minute...
...& then deglaze with 125 milliliters each of vegetable stock & cream...
...stir together...
...bring to a boil...
...& allow to simmer for about 2 - 3 minutes...
...until the sauce reaches a creamy consistency...
...after that we are almost done...
...finally we only have to add the finely chopped chives...
...& season well with salt & pepper...
...now we can dish up...
...for that serve the spätzle on deep plates...
...garnish with more chives...
...& then I wish you a good appetite...
...I hope you liked the video...
...have fun cooking & see you next video!
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Box of Toys Toy Blasters Nerf Modulus Toy Weapon for Kids - Duration: 6:51.
Box of Toys Toy Blasters Nerf Modulus Toy Weapon for Kids
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Battlelands Royale - News from Season 2 - Duration: 4:07.
Whats up, guys?
Edhy's here again from the channel Press Start
Today I'll talk about Battlelands Royale's Season 2
But before, don't forget
Subscribe the channel, hit the bell
give your thumbs up and make comments
Guys, I have some news to tell you about Battelland Royale's
Season 2
It's official! Season 2 starts on September 17th!
That means Seasons 1 will be extended
Season 1 will finish September 16th
September 17th starts Season 2!
As always,we've been listening to our players
and using your feedback to make the game as perfect as possible.
Some of your ideas are that great that we just can't start Season 2 without them!
That means Season 1 will be extended
so you'll have even more time to max out your Battle Pass!
I know that is bad for some players
thos who complete the Battle Pass and looking forward for Season 2
But this is a good news guys
Thta means they work a lot to bring us new features e because that they don't want
start a news season without incredible stuffs to us
And that will be help players those who don't finnish the season 1 yet
Thta players will have more time to do it.
Here's a taster of what's on the way:
Challenges, guys!!! We'll have challenges
and I loved that.
That is a feature that many players are asking for
Brand new rewards - Battle flags!
I showed Battle Flags here before
That are the battle Flags, if you want to see more
about flags I let the video link in the box below
new characters emote and parachutes
That si cool, people are always asking for that too
Even more important: new weapons That's requested a lot by the players.
they are always asking for new weapons.
New location and awesome new graphics
That's really cool! And I can't forget to tell this:
Even more free rewards! They will improve the rewards
for free-to-players So you'll be able to get
more rewards. As well as a whole load more awesome
stuffs we know you'll love.
Stay tuned for exclusive previews, sneak peeks and reveals you don't want to miss!
So guys, in the next day we'll have more sneak peeks, some
previews from the game and you'll can see how amazing it'll be season 2
There are many things about Season 2 that developers still don't told us
For now I have only this news
But I know we'll have more things in Season 2
So stay tune in my channel 'cause when they told me more news
I will tell here to you as soon as possible.
Well, I hope you liked the video
So give me your thumbs up, subscribe the channel and hit the bell to don't lose any news
See ya! Thanks!
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USO's 'IF' Underwater Alien Bases? - Duration: 6:50.
When talking about alien life we often look to the stars.
We talk of inhabited alien worlds and visitors from other planets zooming through our skies.
But, what if we look at other places?
What if we can learn more from unknown objects seen in the water?
In this video, we take a look at uso's Unidentified Submerged Objects.
Welcome to if…………………………………………………………….
USO stories are building in popularity the sighting of strange craft jetting through
bodies of water and easily passing between water and air are on the increase.
These events and objects are however not a new phenomenon, one of the first incidents
occurred in the 15th century.
And involved, of all people Christopher Columbus.
Columbus on his journey to North America with his crew made the claim of seeing a glowing,
pulsating, ball of light beneath the ocean's surface.
This orb then rose through the water broke the surface and jetted away through the sky.
Remember this would have been a time before manned flight so seeing such a sight would
have been very memorable.
This sighting was not likely a fantasy of those on a long sea voyage, as Columbus faced
punishment for telling his tale.
This punishment not so much for saying he had seen a uso/ufo but for reporting it looked
like a Menorah.
Explanations for these submersed lights come in a variety of forms, from bio-luminescent
sea creatures like giant squid, and jellyfish to astronomical phenomenon such as ball lightning.
More modern sightings make the claim that they are secret government technologies and
underwater military bases.
The latter being very possible but this fails to explain the older sightings like Columbus.
Those that follow the uso phenomena say the reason these sightings go back so far is twofold
one the sea was one of the largest unexplored areas we first ventured into we saw many things
that could not be easily explained at the time and two there were already alien bases
operating beneath the waves.
These bases are scattered around the oceans of the world forming a global network, and
the sea would make a great cover for any alien life form wishing to keep its presence secret.
Could earth and its oceans be a jump-off point on the alien space highway?
Some of the most compelling locations for these bases are as follows:
The suspected Underwater Base Off of Puffin Island on the Welsh coast.
Over the years and decades this location has been somewhat of a hotbed for ufo activity
this has made many a ufologist conclude a submerged alien base lays off of the coast
of Wales.
The year 1974 saw a swell in activity around the area, this ranged from the sighting of
lights in the sky to descriptions of large triangular craft even reported abductions
and sightings of humanoid creatures who witness said told them of their base under the sea.
Recently UFO activity has been downplayed, stats showing a decrease in reported sightings,
these sites, however, contradict this research, with an 80 percent increase in activity at
these sites, worldwide.
These aquatic occurrences are not only confined to the oceans.
Lakes and inland bodies of water also play host to suspected subaquatic bases.
The crystal still waters of Lake Titicaca border Peru and Bolivia.
They are the highest navigable waters in the world and have also been a site of much UFO
activity.
There have been claims that the lake hides an ancient alien base.
The native peoples of Tiwanaku give offerings to these aliens in the lake, these in the
form of gifts of gold, stone statues, corn and other valuable commodities.
These items are tossed into the waters of Lake Titicaca in an attempt to keep the gods
below happy.
Tiwanaku is one of the most ancient civilized sites in the world, Ufologists and ancient
astronaut theorists make the claim that the advanced level of agriculture, irrigation,
and astronomy, structures, and advanced building techniques show that an extraterrestrial race
once called the area home.
There has been the discovery of many texts and statues found near the lake, these depicting
ancient Mesopotamian underwater gods.
Could these gods be an advanced alien residence from the past?
A Recent video was uploaded to YouTube showing the still, blue waters of Lake Titicaca, then
what appears to be a large submerged object is seen slowly making its way away from the
shore.
It appears to be disc-shaped, and solid.
If there was an ancient alien underwater base below the surface of Lake Titicaca, perhaps
this is the video that shows it may very well still be in use.
Many people around the planet have seen UFOs and USOs, do you believe those have seen and
reported them?
Have You Seen a UFO, USO?
Let me know in the comment below.
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Keyword research training: Your purpose and USPs - Duration: 0:53.
Let's revisit Alice's sustainability example.
We're talking about a website about sustainable home solutions.
Let's first establish what Alice's most important products are.
Well first of all there's the blog in which she provides information.
Then remember, she also sells her solar panel herself
and installs them for customers.
So that's it for her most important products.
But she has to think about her unique selling points.
Perhaps she has rare technical knowledge, because she is a physics genius.
Or it's convenient that she both sells and installs her solar panels.
Or she makes awesome and intuitive charts
which clears things up for non-technical visitors.
Or her prices are extremely competitive.
Or a combination of these.
In any case is very important
that Alice knows what she has to offer that others don't.
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3 Mistakes Most Coaches Make - Duration: 4:06.
Hi!
I'm Sharon Jurd and welcome to my Biz Blitz video.
Today I want to talk about the three mistakes most coaches make.
I've seen lots of coaches, through my coaching institute and my How To Grow Your Coaching
Biz Workshop, and these are the three things that I hear about all the time where coaches
are making mistakes.
One, they don't charge what they're worth.
This is the biggest mistake for most coaches that I come across before entering into my
SMJ Coaching Institute.
They are charging a low fee, saying that people won't pay; they can only afford this amount
of money but in fact, they are showing the audiences out there who don't know them
that it is of little value.
People need to see that it is of great value to come and coach with you.
Secondly, they don't have a structured system on how to get the right clients to them.
They think that they are just going to come, the phone's going to ring or they're going
to come out of thin air; these people who are going to be attracted to them.
We don't want every client; we want clients who want to change.
As coaches, we want clients who want to change.
We don't want every client that's out there.
Have a structured system that you know will bring the right clients to you.
And thirdly, they don't have a coaching system.
I ask the question of many coaches and say, "Okay, you get a coaching client, you get
on your first coaching call or your second call, your third call, your fourth call.
What is the structure around that?
I hear time and time again, coaches go, "Oh well, we talk and we talk about…" and
it's just like a talkfest.
And I'm going, "You need to have a system."
I know that coaching each business owner, if that's who you're coaching, or each
person, is different because they have different needs, they have different wants, they have
different requirements, but you need to have tools in your tool belt you can pull out and
utilise them for your clients at the appropriate coaching session, whether it be the second
coaching session or the fourth coaching session or the tenth coaching session, but you need
to have some structure.
As a coach, if you're just getting on the calls with your coaching clients and having
a talkfest and thinking that's taking them to the next level and changing their life,
you are wrong!
In my SMJ Coaching Institute with my Master Coaches and my coaching events, I share with
all of the coaches there who attend, how they can structure this and having flexibility
on utilising the tools in this system.
There is a real system to coaching and you need to know that so if you don't, go and
find the system that will suit you in your coaching style.
There are my three points today.
What are the biggest mistakes that coaches make?
One, is they don't charge enough.
Please, increase your fees.
You are worth more than you are charging right now.
Get a structured way to attract the clients to you; the right clients to you.
And thirdly, have a coaching system that you can work within so you make sure you're
giving the best value to your clients and you are taking them to the next level.
I hope this video has been helpful to you today.
If you think that it would be of value to your family, friends and colleagues, please
share my video because I want to help as many people as I can and I need your help to do
that.
I'm Sharon Jurd and thank you for watching today.
We'll talk soon.
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More gold for S. Korea in cycling and archery - Duration: 2:12.
Archery is still proving to be an Asian Games gold mine for South Korea.
In multiple events we're seeing a podium finish.
National team athletes continue to test their mettle in other sporting disciplines as well...
some coming out on top, other still in hot pursuit of greatness.
Seo Bo-bin has the highlights from Indonesia.
South Korea won a gold medal Tuesday, beating China on the cycling track in the women's
team pursuit.
For South Korean cyclist Na Ah-reum, this was her third gold medal at this year's Asian
Games.
Her other two came from the individual road race and the time trial.
More gold medals came from South Korea's archery team.
In the men's compound archery... they beat India in a tie-breaking shootoff.
There were high hopes for Korea's archers, who missed out on gold when compound archery
was added to the Asian Games four years ago.
The South Korean women, as defending champions, also won gold in compound archery.
Again, a win over India, 231-to-228.
In the individual events, South Korean archer Kim Woo-jin won gold in the recurve archery
event over his teammate Lee Woo-seok.
The number-one ranked Kim beat Lee 6 sets to 4.
As for the women's recurve archery, Kang Chae-young won bronze, beating her opponent from Chinese
Taipei 6 sets to 4.
In women's table tennis team event, South Korea had to settle for a bronze medal.
They couldn't get past China and lost 3 sets to 0.
But it was their first medal in women's team table tennis at the Asian Games in 8 years.
More events are lined up later in the day with the men's 110-meter hurdles final at
8:35 PM, Korea time,... and the women's synchronized 10-meter platform diving at 8:35.
Seo Bo-bin, Arirang News.
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Pres. Moon says he's not dropping any of his key economic growth initiatives - Duration: 2:29.
President Moon Jae-in plans to push ahead with his administrations' key economic initiatives.
While speaking to his aides, the South Korean leader appeared adamant on not abandoning
any of the policy, while highlighting the importance of lending an attentive ear to
criticisms.
Shin Se-min shares with us his remarks.
The backdrop of the government's proposed 2019 budget -- President Moon Jae-in's reluctance
to drop any of the administrations' key growth initiatives.
Speaking to a roomful of his aides during a weekly Cabinet Meeting,...
President Moon stood firmly by the administration's three leading economic policies -- income-led
growth, innovative growth and the fair competition initiative, which he said should all move
forward as one package.
"The government's mission is to break away from the out-of-date paradigm that dragged
down the economy and to eventually leap forward into a new paradigm.
It is the government's mission to carry out economic policies with confidence."
President Moon said the new paradigm... is a people-centered economy.
Those remarks... come amid concerns of a possible economic slowdown combined with a recent eye-watering
jobs report... and numbers indicating that the income gap is getting wider.
Critics have blamed the income-led growth strategy for burdening small-and-mid-sized
businesses with this year's minimum wage hike of over 16 percent,... and another one next
year of over 10 percent.
To that, the President said the higher minimum wage is only part of many other plans to raise
household incomes, but explained that he is open to making improvements where the need
arises.
"Of course, we have to keep looking for more ways we can realize our economic policy, and
we have to acknowledge its shortcomings.
If there are any, we should be vigilant and devise measures to fix them."
"Despite the depressing economic indicators and harsh criticism of the policy,... the
President is adamant that his plan to revive the country's economy will soon boost the
income of workers and households and ultimately set the foundation for income-led growth.
Shin Se-min, Arirang News."
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Fear and Panic vs. Sustainable Happiness - Real Love® Nugget with Greg Baer - Duration: 2:21.
You've just gotten accustomed to fear, you don't know anything else. You never got
happiness as a reward for
working. Listen.
For working you never got happiness. So eventually your little brain mostly
unconsciously went, "Well then why bother."
Happiness didn't motivate you, so you used, and other people used on you, fear and panic
and that took more and more and well you just got accustomed to living in a
circus of fear.
But soon you're gonna change things. As you feel loved you will do things because you truly
want to. Imagine that!
Because you just want to be prepared.
Donna and I travel fairly often and
Donna starts packing a whole day ahead of time and uses a packing list
And it's carefully prepared and when we get wherever we're going,
I'll be, we always have everything that we were looking for that we could use
because she just prepares. She doesn't ran around all crazy going, "Oh!
What if I forgotten something?"
No, that would just ruin all the days up to the time that we leave.
You do things because you want to when you're unafraid
because they add
to your happiness,
not because you're avoiding
getting in trouble or avoiding pain. Whoa, are those motivations different? It's a different way to live.
It's more
sustainable, while
fear eventually just gets old.
And it doesn't work and in the process,
you know, ruins your life and that's what you've been describing and that's what I've seen in you. So. Mm-hmm
You can learn to do this differently
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Before McCain Was Their Hero Fighting Trump, Media Called Him Unhinged Racist - Duration: 4:18.
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First Alert Weather - Duration: 2:25.
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Pat A Cake | Nursery Rhymes Songs for Kids | Music for Children | Cartoons by Little Treehouse - Duration: 1:25.
Pat a Cake, Pat a Cake, Bakers Man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B'
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with a 'B',
And put it in the oven for Baby and me.
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Receta de pollo con tomate - Duration: 3:40.
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Raining buckets tonight in Seoul _ 082818 - Duration: 2:07.
Now we turn to Michelle Park at the weather center for the latest updates.
Michelle, heavy rain will be coming down on the metropolitan area and the west of Gangwon-do
province tonight,... raising the risk of flooding and other damage.
Daniel, the northern part of the Peninsula has been getting a serious amount of rain
today,... and that's resulted in more places with heavy rain alerts.
Into the night, Seoul will get drenched with 40 millimeters of rain per hour.
Until tomorrow, Seoul, Gyeonggi-do and Gangwon-do provinces will get up to 150 millimeters,
while up to 200 millimeters is expected in northern Gyeonggi-do and the northwest of
Gangwon-do Province.
The central region is expected to keep getting buckets of rain tomorrow,... while the southern
regions are expecting only light showers and hot temperatures.
Because of the rain, it's much cooler at night in most of the country, with lows mostly below
25 degrees Celsius.
The daytime high in Seoul will be cooler reaching 28 degrees, but the southern regions such
as Daegu and Gyeongju will peak at 33 and 34 degrees.
That means the heatwave alerts will be back.
This rain is expected to continue until Thursday for the central region but a few days longer
for the south.
I'll leave you with the weather conditions around the world.
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"Hrithik Roshan" Par Phir Hua FIR Ruk Sakti Hai Upcoming Film Ki Shooting | Super 30 - Duration: 1:35.
"Hrithik Roshan" Par Phir Hua FIR Ruk Sakti Hai Upcoming Film Ki Shooting | Super 30
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How to do pom pom step by step (merged) - Duration: 5:33.
Hi everyone, welcome to one more video class in today's class we will learn to
make the pompoms to put on a hat in this Today's video lesson I'm going to teach you how to do
the pompom in two colors is very beautiful because the pompom gets mixed and adds a special touch
on the cap or any cap you make I hope you like this video lesson
today if they like, do not stop clicking I liked sharing this video in Networks
Social and also if you are not yet registered on the Channel to sign up for updates
do not forget to click on the on the screen to be able to activate
the notifications ok good people let's give start our video lesson today then.
To start our pompom we will use a piece of cardboard to the measure of seven
inches wide by ten inches long.
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