hey what's up so somebody asked me
recently you can see my scratch up my
head though that God I looked at myself
in the mirror right before I started
this day and I was like I can't believe
someone is us but using makeup in your
videos god no can you imagine I if I
represented like a makeup company or
scenario scratch on my head I probably
look extra messy today Valachi and
shitty because I just like I just
finished working out and running on a
treadmill I decided to come home and
shoot video Wow take a shower you
fucking animal oh I just feel like
hanging out with you guys because you
know what hurry here's the thing let's
get to it guess why I'm shooting this
awesome giving head video oh good
there's a low moment didn't see that
coming before we get to those jokeroo
knees no yeah so I made it promise to
myself today I'm shooting this on sunday
so if you were watching my social media
and sunday I made a promise to myself
that today I'm going to leave my place
and interact with other humans and here
i am shooting a video home alone with
you no no it didn't work out I went to
the gym I had a great I mean who doesn't
really interacts there you know you
don't really meet people at a gym you
work out around them so I was like all
right at least I'm going to have people
around me that's good some one guy said
he liked my shoelaces his like those are
cool they're just regular issue he's
like all of its cool they had neon like
I didn't make that fashion choice that
came with a sneaker but thank you that
was it as the
what happened and why all right once
again humans you always press pre edit
home it's not funny to make light of
being isolated but I see you know one
final nail in the coffin to not being
able to interact it like I just started
this antibiotic called doxycycline
because I had like this little this
little mystery rash that they finally
figured out was like oh maybe we can
make it go away with this and it seems
to like the first couple days it seems
to be working but there's things with
the medication where yes take it like
twice a day you can't be in the sun and
they don't recommend taking having
alcohol with it but because notice every
so often that it gets like brighter all
of a sudden like two minutes into our
videos because that fucking light has a
problem with it and he's he's like the
slow kid that I'm working with and he's
still employed because I can't fire him
but he turns turns on a little late why
can't you be more like her over there
we're doing this to visit fine come on
you should how about like on from the
point of turning you on you know like a
normal light fucking a bit like that
like I hit the eventual switch on this
one anyway so I as long as I saying this
is what I'm like a deer like a goddamn
deep literally something shiny went off
lost my train of thought the fuck was I
saying oh so with the medication they
don't like out in the light they don't
want you drinking so being out with
people in the day is kind of like it's a
little difficult to do things outside
it's nice it's la a lot of people right
they want to go for a hike I can't that
it's like at night I can't be in clubs
drinking maybe you know what I could do
like a good way uh I could go to a fruit
like a juice bar I could go to a juice
bar during the day
that has shelter on it that would be
nice no one hangs at a juice bar though
it's not like a regular bar you get your
juice and you fucking leave if you hang
around in a juice bar a few minutes and
employees gonna be like if something
else we can get you now just just
chilling hanging out of the bar all
right I'm weird I'm leaving don't call
anyone please oh yes add a gear
razzamatazz all right so let's get to
our giving head video Joey Joey Joey oh
this is something that bothers me for
people that like send you for text back
to back to say like one thought you know
these people like yay way up to you
right now just hit the gym you're
blowing up my phone for about 17 things
I didn't even need to hear I hate you
don't don't fucking text me like that
you look at your phone you're like Jesus
6 mix text and it's all one person it's
kind of like when you go to Instagram
and you've got 80 likes you're like I
don't remember doing anything and it's
one overzealous person you're like God
is your finger from all the tapping does
it oh man what are you just you're
pulsing that's what you do certain doom
that's called insta pulsing when you go
to some one thing and you just heartbeat
their whole fucking page your heart beat
them that's stupid none of these make
any sense here's another thing that
bothers me here's a big fucking surprise
can you tell that a lot of the things in
this world the way i mate comedy if that
pisses me off let me ridicule it maybe
this world would be a better fucking
place I think microwaves are
unnecessarily hard to operate I think
they're just bullshit and I thought it
was just I had over the years and
becoming a child and an adult and being
introduced to these and having them
around my entire life I think at some
point I accepted these are just a bitch
unless it's your own you don't know how
to use it and if you don't believe go to
your fucking friends house and try to
heat up a burrito you feel like a
fucking orangatang you can't
how do i you're just kind of looking for
that add 30 second button you know I
just start your son of a bitch start I
accept it that this was this was the
nature of that beast this was the nature
of that invention bullshit I went into
Whole Foods the other day they got
something you just turn it you could be
brand new to fucking Earth an alien
could walk into Whole Foods and heat up
soup without a problem you just put it
on on off turf it couldn't be more
simple that is what all microwave should
be I guess is the general point I notice
the crazier the person is the less
respect they have for temperature you
notice this crazy people are always they
got 17 jackets on when it's a hundred
degrees there running around us and
sometimes it's frigid out and they're
walking around barefoot and shirtless
I'm not just talking homeless people I'm
not just saying that do the categories
mix sometimes occasionally occasionally
you see a little a little column a
column be there something the direct
correlation between your internal
thermometer and your sanity level I'm
certain of it I'm cold all the time all
the time you know that's a little we're
stuffing pretty relatable you can't take
a picture of the moon with your phone no
I think we've all figured that out
haven't we ever try to never fuckin
looks good does it looks like a guy in a
closet holding a flashlight far away
it's you get the same exact it's weird
it doesn't look good I don't know why
but these cameras suck for photographing
anything galactic I don't know Apple
maybe you could work on that maybe you
don't give a shit just something I
noticed can't take pictures of the moon
when I saw two identical dogs walking
the other day and everyone was talking
about how cute they were I was thinking
the only people that are weighing in on
the attractiveness that these animals
are animals of another species like
maybe the dogs walking by or life I know
you guys don't know
but that poodle is fucking ugly even he
has a more feminine what you see how
he's wagging that's like a huge turn-on
for us we like that why she wags like a
fucking retard I would bet my bottom
pepperoni that dog is brain dead how do
you guys not see this can you imagine
like I don't know maybe that's not a hot
dog I'm not even going to you can make
the joke yourself wow you know since we
are all animals I do really love
thinking of us is that because it just
it's gipsa of like the pecking order so
we think we're under way you say I are
you're all like an animal it kind of
like it makes the playing ground a
little more level and then funnier to
look at and I think when it comes to
animals we're the only ones where spots
are a problem you know like if the
patches and spots if we have patches and
spots it's an issue you most likely
unique medical intervention where is
another dog or a leopard fuck cheated
like them so many animals in this
kingdom look great oh look how beautiful
their spots are look you've never said
that to another person I love your spots
the way the patchwork under your neck
love it is that psoriasis oh no one
likes fancy people this is such a stupid
little quick thing tonight but I need to
tell you because I thought it was clever
so I shall shower it with you so is
Danny at the cash register the other day
this guy came up to me and he grabs my
ass cuz I was like you know where you do
it yourself and the guy grabs my ass
he's like I love her hair I was like I
understand this is called the check out
slide I'm here to sell my blog was
pretty relatable that we all end on this
one here have you ever saw someone on
the street that you were like attracted
to and hear like a really hot and as
they get closer you realize you've
already had sex with them huh it's just
super satisfying feeling is it's like oh
yeah okay good I still find you
attractive so King right yeah alright
guys that is it for this week's giving
head I hope you had a much more social
wigan than I did but I love you a lot
thanks for hanging out with me and I
will see you this week for sure I don't
know when for shortly food man Friday
let's just say I'll see you Friday all
right love you bye
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