- What's up guys hope you're doing well.
I'm Scooter Magruder!
This is Scooter Gaming!
And we're back at it again,
the dynamic duo, myself and Jonathan Salmon.
Rocket League doubles, Jon what is going on?
- [Jon] Shouts out to the girl
that didn't show up to the Tinder date last night.
- Wow Tinder girl, you know what they say...
- [Jon] What? - There's always a time...
- [Jon] There's always a time for next time.
For next time!
Also I'm perusing Tinder right now.
- We're done.
- [Jon] I might be a little distracted.
- We're done. - Alright.
- Here we go, Jon, Jon!
- [Jon] Ooh Young-Tato and Young-Swayy, Young-Tato and Sway.
- Yeah we can't lose to people
named Young-Tato and Young-Swayy.
- [Jon] We can't lose to anybody named young anything
because we're men that are about to put work in.
- Look at this.
Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Ooh my gosh it's a wrap.
Ooh I wasn't expecting that, a little dirty touch.
Ooh Young-Guapo.
- Give me that.
- [Jon] Ooh.
We're done.
- We're done.
- [Jon] Wow, who was that Young-Swayy?
- We're done.
- [Jon] Young-Tato, is it tattoo,
is he trying to say tattoo?
I dunno man, we're done man, Young-Tato.
Young-Tato.
- Mad Buckets, mad buckets!
- [Jon] I know man, I've been stood up man, mad buckets!
Let's go man.
- Ooh.
- [Jon] Or maybe this means I didn't care that much.
If I allow a loss, I just don't care that much.
Ooh bucket!
Young-Swapo get lit!
- Ooh what?
I got it, I got it. - Wow.
Ooh what the heck are you doing?
What are you doing?
- [Jon] Ooh that's a finisher.
- What?! - That's a finisher!
Let it roll, let it roll.
Oh my god, ooh I thought you missed it, wow.
Yeah peace out Young-Swapo, Young-Wapo, or Young-Swayy.
You're out man. - What are you doing?
Take a seat kind sir, take a seat.
- [Jon] Did you just drift?
Did you come to a e-brake stop, right in front of the goal?
- I did, the ultimate disrespect.
Jon?
- [Jon] Wowwww!
Hey man, look at it.
- You have to stay back. - Just look at it.
- [Jon] Look at it, no no, it was gonna be a light work.
- You have to stay back. - Light work bucket.
- Is this your first time,
playing Rocket League?
- [Jon] I'm telling you man, maybe I didn't care
that much about the Tinder date.
Maybe there's no real need - Bro!
- I need you to get your mind
off the Tinder date and in the game!
- [Jon] It's her fault, ooh Magruder!
- You're letting it cross over!
- [Jon] Its her fault dude!
- Ooh my gosh I'm getting text messages!
We're done!
- [Jon] It's her!
- Why would?
Why?
What?
- [Jon] Ooh, wow what are you doing?
Ooh my, what are you?
- Bro calm down. - Take it.
- Wow. - Calm down.
- [Jon] No, it's ugly, what I'm seeing is ugly.
Ooh Young-Swapo, Young-Gway.
Ooh my god.
What I'd just call him Young-Gway?
I don't even know what the heck I just did.
Ooh take it!
Ooh the slice! - Jon, Jon!
- [Jon] Ooh what is happening here?
- Ooh!
Jonathan!
- [Jon] Dude, are you, man I can't, you know.
I can't always defend myself.
You didn't see it, you didn't see it.
Alright, I'm sick and tired of having to defend myself.
And try to detail such complicated scenarios.
Ooh that's a feat in itself.
Ooh, like work, ooh man.
- Jon I'm gonna need you to touch the ball.
- [Jon] Dude this guy boxed me...
- Oh my gosh!
- [Jon] That guy was playing mad D, what can I say man?
What do you want me to say?
- Are we done?
- Maybe I just don't care about the Tinder date that much.
That's what I'm saying.
This is suppose to be my revenge.
I'm suppose to just take it out
on the battlefield but look what I'm producing.
Maybe.. - Ooh, ooh!
- [Jon] It's truthful that I don't care.
Ooh, jk, she made me mad!
Don't make me mad Tinder girl.
- Ooh my gosh.
- [Jon] No I'm just kidding it's not like that.
Wow, it sounds like if you make me mad, I'm gonna...
- You sound abusive. - If you make me mad.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Yeah I know.
- Go, go, go, go.
- [Jon] No if you make me mad
I'll just score buckets on you.
You might get dunked on.
Only get the basketball...
- Oh my gosh something's in my eye!
- [Jon] What?
Ooh, oh my gosh. - Ooh my.
- That's a long shot range bucket from Young Tato - We're done.
- [Jon] What do you want me to do about that?
- Something flew into my eye, while I was trying, bro.
- [Jon] That's a lie man.
Wow, that was Tato. - Did it show up on camera?
- My battery is low.
We're done.
- [Jon] What flew in your eye man, a tear?
- Something?
- [Jon] The tear flew into your eye, wow man.
Wow, we're done, Young-Tato, Young-Swa...wow
- Jon.
- [Jon] I'm telling you man.
- What?
- [Jon] I'm not fired up.
Passive, I'm passive right now.
- I just...
- [Jon] I'm just thinking about
the other prospects on Tinder.
That's all I'm thinking about I'm sorry.
I gotta get my mind washed out
about what happened last night.
Here it is!
Scooter, nice and easy, fundamen....
- He beat me to it.
I was going for the...ricochet.
- [Jon] Why'd you just say that like Scarface or something?
Go!
- What?
- [Jon] Going for the ricochet.
Ooh, I don't got it.
Bang bang, you're done.
- I'm scared.
What the heck?!
Ooh come here, ooh come here part two.
- [Jon] Ooh, take it, take it, take it...
- Oooh!
- [Jon] Young-Tato, man this guy is an animal.
Somebody get this guy a cage.
This guys an animal he needs to be locked up.
Ooh, ooh, his boy though, Young-Swayy
or Young-Tato, or Young-Swayy.
Ooh my gosh, Young-Swayy.. - Oh my gosh!
- We are getting lit!
- [Jon] Tell no one, comments.
Tell no one about this game, okay?
- Leave a comment, should Jon go on anymore Tinder dates?
Yes or no?
- [Jon] This is the result man.
Ooh here it is!
- Go, go!
- [Jon] Oh.
See this is the result, don't..
Ooh, don't stand me up.
About to score buckets!
- I did, umm, I kinda, I kinda stole.
- [Jon] Ooh you scored, wow, see that's what I'm saying,
that's how I feel about the date.
Like I don't even want to score.
Wow.
Here we go, ooh buckets.
Ooh here it is, Scooter.
We can do it man.
- Oooh.
- [Jon] Mmm, we can't do it.
Young-Swa...Young-Gwapo is ridiculous man.
Oh my gosh.
El Chapo is killing us right now.
Go.
Go, ooh there it is, that's me don't touch it.
That's me don't touch it.
Wow, he banged me.
Light work, take it.
- Ooh.
Jon, I have no confidence in you right now.
- [Jon] Blame it on the girl man.
Blame it on the girl dog.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Everything for the next 24 hours is her fault man.
- Ricochet tactics.
- [Jon] I'm out.
I'm not responsible...
For anything that happens in the next 24 hours.
Ooh my goodness.
Ooh look at that bicycle...
Stay back.
Ooh!
- We're done, Jon.
- [Jon] Wow.
- That last play, sums up your whole game play, that game.
(jon laughing)
- [Jon] That last whiff.
That sums up the dating scenario right now, just whiff.
- If you enjoyed this video, press the like button.
If you're a single girl, hit Jon up.
He obviously is in need of something.
Cause this can not continue.
This type of game play.
- [Jon] Seriously.
- I make new videos everyday and as always!
No Jugamos Juegos, Throw me the alley.
And throw Jon the alley, someone throw Jon, cause this.
- [Jon] Please throw me the alley.
- This is getting out of hand.
- [Jon] I'm gonna need like several alleys.
Full disclaimer, Salmon likes the booty.
- Alright I'm out.
- I'm a grown man.
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