(dramatic music)
- Hi, I'm Jim Brockmire, host of Brock Bottom,
and we're trying something new on this show today,
celebrity interviews.
I'm here with Tony Hale, who is promoting his new movie,
Little Stinkers 2: Bases Loaded.
Hiya, Tony.
- Thank you, son. - Let me start you off
with a easy question here.
Please describe to us, in detail,
your very worst sexual experience.
(apprehensive laughter)
- What?
- Your worst sexual experience.
Let's hear about it.
- I'm sorr--
- See, Tony, on my show, we talk about
the worst things that can and do happen to all of us.
Now, most guys, they tend to say something like,
"Oh, there was a time I couldn't get it up."
But I'm looking to delve a little deeper.
Like, say, a time you're inside a woman
and right about to climax and you reailze,
"My god, I despise this person!"
- You know, you do know that this is a kid's movie, right?
- Oh, yeah, I sat through
the press screening the other night.
90 minutes of fart jokes, I am very well aware of that.
- Okay, it's just, usually, people start with
those kinds of questions.
- Okay, no, all right, I'll dance to that tune.
What attracted you to this project?
- So I play Squeaker.
He's kind of the smallest rodent
that kind of gets beat up by all the other guys,
and I thought it was just a really great--
(exasperated sigh)
- Go ahead.
- It's just, that's a flask of liquor.
At 11 a.m.
- I'm sorry, I just had to wash the taste of that answer
out of my mouth.
- I'd say, well, let's put that back in your coat
before we continue.
- All right, I'm sorry.
I made you uncomfortable.
Let me just fire the questions at you, rapid fire.
You don't have to answer 'em, all right?
If they make you uncomfortable,
if they offend your delicate sensibilities,
you can just skip it.
How much money did you make last year?
- (laughing) Oh my god.
- Oh, come on!
- I'm not gonna tell you that.
I'm not gonna tell you that.
- Alright, do you believe in God, and if so,
can you explain why he did not stop the Holocaust?
- Not gonna answer that.
I'm not gonna answer that,
'cause it doesn't have anything to do with the movie.
- Okay, which of your parents do you love more?
Be specific in case they're both watching.
- This is, now I'm getting pissed.
- What porn have you masturbated to
that's made you most ashamed?
- This is fucking insane!
- Language, please!
- What do you mean, language, please?
You're asking about the Holocaust,
and my sexual experience where I peaked the most?
I haven't peaked in years!
Is that what you want to know?
- What do you mean, peaked?
- I mean I haven't gotten it up!
- Haven't gotten it up in years?
- What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening here, man?
I'm not gonna answer any more questions
until you ask about the movie!
- All right, let me ask you about the movie.
You seem quite obsessed with the movie,
so let me ask you about it.
- It's the work that I'm here for!
- I understand.
In the movie, your character, Little...
Stupid, there--
- Ohh!
Squeaker!
- Squeaker.
Is with Papa Stinker in the hospital
the night before he dies.
- That's literally the biggest spoiler of the movie.
- I'm so sorry.
- No, but sure, what's the question?
- Have you, Tony Hale, ever stared into somebody's eyes
as the life left their body?
- Have you?
- I once watched a stray dog die
by the side of the road in Cambodia, I think it was.
Most parts of the world, they do not believe
in spaying and neutering pets.
They feel like it's eugenics or something like that.
So they don't do it, and as a result,
the streets are just overrun with dogs.
Well, anyhoo-loos, I was
in the midst of a pretty good bender
outside of Phnom Penh once,
and I saw this dog by the side of the road.
I could tell he was on his way out.
And I just, I just sat with him,
and I looked into his eyes while it happened.
- So you sat down,
and you looked into this dog's eyes.
What'd you see?
- I don't recall.
- That is bullshit.
- Language! - That's bullshit.
- Language.
- That's bullshit!
- Langua-- - When it hits a button,
when it hits a sentence of a button in your body,
you're like, "I don't know, I don't know,"
but you can just lamblast people
with all this crazy-ass bullshit,
but the minute somebody hits a button--
- All right, I saw my own reflection, okay?
- Yes!
Yes, did you hear that?
You saw your own fucking reflection!
- Oh.
Little Stinkers 2: Bases Loaded, in theaters this weekend.
(dramatic music)
For more infomation >> MMD RWBY Yang and Blake: I Never Remember To Forget You - Duration: 2:24. 
For more infomation >> Luis Miguel sigue prófugo de la justicia | Suelta La Sopa | Entretenimiento - Duration: 1:12. 
For more infomation >> Julión Álvarez explica por qué se vendieron caros los boletos para su concierto - Duration: 2:17. 
For more infomation >> Pepe Aguilar habla del caso de tráfico de indocumentados de su hijo Emiliano - Duration: 2:35. 
For more infomation >> María León y Alberto Guerra de Guerra de Ídolos en el estudio de SLS (VIDEO) - Duration: 4:39. 
For more infomation >> Famosos reaccionan a la separación de Marjorie de Sousa y Julián Gil (VIDEO) - Duration: 2:39. 
For more infomation >> Ana Patricia Rojo le dio el último a dios a su padre Gustavo Rojo | Suelta La Sopa | Entretenimiento - Duration: 2:11. 
For more infomation >> Chayanne, Don Omar y J Balvin se presentaron en Miami Bash | Suelta La Sopa | Entretenimiento - Duration: 2:30. 
For more infomation >> Guerra de Ídolos se úne a El poder en ti | Suelta La Sopa | Entretenimiento - Duration: 0:32. 
For more infomation >> Presentan colección de Facinators pero más económica | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 3:33. 
For more infomation >> ⁉ Боярскую в роли Анны Карениной подвергли жесткой негативной критике #ValeryAliakseyeu - Duration: 3:33. 
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét