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Fliptop Rant - Duration: 3:10.
Hello InnerTubers, Oh, Granny's on a rant.
A fucking rant.
These look like really innocent water bottles, right?
Fuck, NOOOO!
And, I'm calling you out, Crystal Geyser.
I'm calling your shit out and whoever designed this for you.
I went out to a comedy club the other night.
These two bottles of water cost me ten dollars.
Five dollars for each because I never drink and drive, and I rarely drink at that.
I get the bottles of water.
I can't get the fuckers open.
I struggle and I struggle.
And, it's dark.
I mean, the lights are turned out, right?
I'm twisting and I'm twisting and nothing's happening.
What the fuck!
I'm thirsty.
It's just water.
Finally, a server goes by me and I say, "Excuse me [whispering "fucker"], could you get
this bottle open for me, please?"
You know, whoever designed this cap never tested it out on anyone with limited mobility.
I have really arthritic hands.
Look how crooked my fucking fingers are.
First of all, I couldn't find the opening.
I didn't know how to open these fuckers.
That shouldn't happen.
[tries to sip from the bottle]
What the fuck?
And, how 'bout the recycling center?
When you take your bottles to the recycling center, they want the lids off.
How you gonna get this off?
Now, it's not like I'm not used to opening things.
I got my shampoo bottle.
I know how to open that.
And I've got my toothpaste tube.
I know how to open that.
And I've got the goop that makes my hair pretty.
I know how to open that.
And I got water bottles.
I know how to open them.
They have a screw-top lid.
When you're old and you have arthritic hands, this is one of your best friends – a pair
of pliers – and you turn it to OPEN.
And now, you can get that lid off.
Right?
You can get that - - - fucking - - - lid - - - off.
Aarrrggghh.
Fuuuuuccckkkk.
[disgusted sigh]
I bet I understand why somebody changed the lids, because a whole bunch of
these little lids get dropped, people just leave 'em everywhere,
and the next thing you know,
the vacuum cleaner is picking 'em up,
fuck, somebody steps on one – it's like fucking Legos.
Everywhere, right?
And, of course, they're littering the beaches.
That's why we no longer have pull-top lids on aluminum cans.
People kept getting their feet cut at the beach.
But this?
This needs more testing.
This needs to be changed.
This is not ADA compliant.
I really don't care whether you agree with me or not.
That's where I stand on that issue.
Don't ever ever ever forget to follow me on the Facebook, and to subscribe on the YouTube,
and to share this shit with everybody.
Thank you, again, to tinysponsor for connecting me with editors.
I really appreciate that.
If you're a creator, connect with them.
They're amazing.
And, of course, a special thank you to all my grandkids on Patreon.
Yes, you're all part of the family.
[kiss] Granny Loves You.
But not you, engineer, whoever designed this and whoever signed off on this.
That's bullshit.
[background music: "people say I cuss too much, [drums drums drums drums]
but I don't fuckin' care.
[drums drums drums drums]
I don't want borrowed trouble.
I feel good and enjoy the ride.
Surrounded by my favorite people.]
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and worry about the consequences with Crisanto later
in exchange for you doing me a favor you might think
very, very crazy.
What favor?
All you have to do...
is show me your breasts.
and then you called the AVA on me.
What more could I expect from a Montiel?
You can't get ahead without stepping all over people.
You're so right.
So right.
Let me tell you something.
That's who the Montiels are and I can't wait to ruin you.
Natalia, wait.
Where the hell are you going?
Where are you going?
Pay for that headlight or I'll call the cops!
Lock the door.
Not a word of this to anyone, understood?
Is this what you wanted?
Not then. an earthqu.
Mom!
Godmother!
It's an earthquake. The baby's upstairs!
Go get him!
An earthquake.
We're trapped!
Help! Please help us!
Please!
Oh!
Oh, God...
Wait. It stopped.
We need to get out of here.
Hey! Help!
We're trapped in the elevator!
The buttons don't work.
We need help!
Calm down.
Aurora, please pick up. I'm at the winery.
Call me as soon as possible, okay?
Engineer!
Where were you? I've been looking for you!
Two tanks burst and the pipes of another...
I don't care about the ------- tanks or the winery!
I'm leaving!
Don't worry, Luis. Your father and I are okay.
There were entire shelves knocked down,
as well as a few casks.
We lost part of our Grand Reserve...
but we lost all our Bella Dama.
I called you because I heard the Montiels
will be unable to give you your wine.
I know that, Crisanto.
I spoke to Natalia a moment ago
and she says she's making me another offer
tomorrow morning before I go.
Forget it, they can't get you your wine in time.
They have no raw material.
I've prepared a counteroffer I'm sure you'll like.
Check it out.
No worries, there's no rush.
Take it with you and think it over.
We'll talk later.
Don't beat yourself up over it.
What'd the doctor say?
We lost the baby.
Oh, honey!
Why?
No...
No, babe, no!
SRoberto, it's been a and we rema long day.ut Emilio.
I'm tired.
Are you really?
Yes, I'm exhausted.
You're always tired for me... but never for him.
Well, guess what?
I'm your husband!
Did you think I wouldn't find out
you were with him in that elevator?
Roberto, get off me!
You think I'm that stupid?
You've got the wrong idea, Roberto!
Let's talk about it!
I don't want to talk!
I married you to make love to you
whenever I damn feel like it!
Roberto, you're hurting me!
You're my wife,
so you'll please me whether you want to or not!
Roberto, let go of me! Stop!
Let go!
He humbly asked us for a favor, and I agreed.
Oh, right. He's so humble.
That's why he ------ us over and stole our client!
You tried to steal him first!
What's wrong with you people?
Do you really want to help that bastard Crisanto?
Natalia, it's our way of being better than him.
Bruises, scrapes, internal damage?
Not really. Roberto didn't hit me.
That thing on your neck doesn't prove that violence took place
and it can be interpreted in many ways.
Are you calling me a liar?
You think I came here to lie?
Aurora, I'm not judging you
or giving you my personal opinion,
but if we're to move on with this report,
it's my duty to tell you that that isn't enough to go on.
The court will deem it irrelevant.
I'll have a forensic doctor check you now.
Give me a second.
Did you strike a deal with Crisanto?
-Is he selling us his wine? -I'd never.
Then?
We're taking 5,000 liters of Crisanto's red
and replacing it with ours.
Have you gone mad? That's a crime!
No, it isn't.
It's just a trade.
-Does Dad know about this? -No.
Victims of abuse should feel the law is on their side
so I'm going to keep an eye on this man.
"Roberto killed Emilio."
So what do you two want?
Just tell her, Juanjo.
I went with Candido to his probation check-in with Susan.
I saw a folder in her office that had your name.
It looked like you'd filed a report.
Aurora, tell us the truth.
Is Roberto abusing you?
Aurora, if he is, I could kill him right now.
Hang on. I'll clear this up.
He and I have argued, but it's normal.
They say marriage isn't easy.
If your marriage is so normal, why'd you file a report?
There's a mix up here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Maybe you saw the report Roberto and I filed
on the vandalism to one of the houses nearby.
The wine's really good, right?
Yeah.
I'm going to the It's good.
I was worried because of how much we'd moved it around...
but thankfully, it's fine.
It fermented beautifully.
I told you it was in good hands.
We said we'd take
-good care of it. -And you did.
I know you weren't at all happy
about Paco and Joaquin lending me those tanks.
No, I wasn't...
but I'm sure you hated asking for our help.
I guess a thanks is in order.
Thanks for everything.
You're welcome.
You're dead! ILeave me alone!.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you doing that?
Who put that photo there?
I did! Why?
Why didn't you tell me?
I have to tell you when I frame a photo in my house?
Yes, you do!
Why didn't you tell me?
You aren't well, Roberto.
Do I really have to ask for permission
to place a photo of my late brother in my own home?
You're crazy, Roberto! Crazy!
Cheers, sweetie.
Cheers!
Cheers, Juanjo.
Quite good.
What?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Roberto!
Those bastards took a good amount of jewelry...
yet they didn't come near my study or mess with my safe.
Strange, huh?
Are you okay, sweetie?
Good. I'm better, Meche.
Just a bit dizzy.
Sit down.
He's pretty much fine, but he did get ten stitches.
He also had to get X-rays.
Thankfully there was no brain damage.
Thank God.
Roberto, you're my only witness, so I need your statement.
Can I interrogate you now?
-Hurry up. -Wow!
- APÚRATE. - ¡GUAU!
Your in-laws are rich, man!
Hurry up!
Let's go!
Throw these gloves in a dumpster far away from here
or burn them in a fire.
Calm down, Bobby!
Relax, man!
I do this on a daily basis!
Alright, cool. Now take this.
Hit me right around here.
-If you say so. -Go.
I woke up at the sound of things breaking.
I was exhausted, but I came downstairs.
I called my mother-in-law, but no one answered.
I came downstairs
and saw all the broken things in the living room...
Then someone hit me and I passed out.
I'm the thief and you are Roberto.
I don't get how he didn't see the attacker
in such a wide-open space.
He hit him on the head and he fell there.
He was too close!
hm
to control my temper.
You're the best and only good thing
that's ever happened to me.
I really need you.
I can't live or be happy without you.
I'm begging you to give me another chance.
Let's start over.
Please, honey.
Please.
we shouldn't be together.
But you know it's not like that. We love each other!
Please don't meddle in my life.
Don't go and say things that...
See you next week.
Okay.
<i> The cell phone you are</i> <i> looking for is 20 feet away.</i>
Roberto.
Are you alright?
Yes.
-Let's go to my office. -Sure.
Mom! Congratulate us!
No, I don't want to talk some other time.
I'll be by your house soon to pick you up
so we can go away.
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THE ACERO DYNASTY
Hey, boss. Isn't that Miriam Godoy's boy?
I'm serious.
That's why I need you to do me a favor.
When I'm gone or if anything happens to me,
I want you to look after my daughter.
You and only you.
-Hey... -Promise?deo, ------?
That you wanted justice?
That's why I'm here. For justice.
THEthis bitch.STY I wantt
Find Tuti and kill her on my behalf.
You kDie!what?
Die, you son of a bitch!
Die, ------!
Die, ------!
back for the rest later.
Does not compute.
I won't do anything till you tell me
why I have to rush out of my new house.
Indio Amaro put a hit on you!
If we don't leave now, you won't be waking up tomorrow.
Breathe, breathe...
It hurts so much!
I have to tell Amaro to gWhat'd you think?tal.
What do you want me to say?
My friend's stomach is hurting.
She has a fever and I need to get her to a hospital.
But that hairy beast won't let us leave and he won't help her.
Help me get her a doctor, please.
Don't worry.
I'd never leave a countryman hanging.
I have a great doctor.
I'll handle it.
Don't worry.
-Thank you. -I'll handle it.
Yes, Roberta, I know I have to take a lot of your things.
I saw the look in your mother's eyes when she thought you dead.
Believe me, she looked dead herself.
Listen, we both died with you
and we both came back to life when we learned you were alive.
Look.
----!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
What's up, Roscas?
Where are you off to in such a rush?
THE ACERO DYNASTY
It's going to be okay.
The Sweet Virgin won't let you down.
Carmen. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Rosario.
Are you pregnant, too?
Please don't do it.
What?
No!
-No! Pleasure, gentlemen.
Mr. Mario?
You're the boss?
Do we know each other?
Not yet.
Marcelo Doriga.
THE ACERO DYNASTY
Get out here, you whore!
Get you here, you bitch!
Roscas?
Roscas?
Roscas! ¡ROSCAS!
Who did this to you, Roscas?
Roscas!
I knew it!
Marcelo.
Wait!
I give credit when it's due.
I thought you had ---- for brains,
but you found a way to locate Teca Martinez's grandson.
-Come here, kid. -No.
-Don't. -Come here, kid.
Come here!
Now... you're going to tell me how you found him, bitch.
I want all the details.
How'd you find him?
THEJose Angel.STY
This can't be!
Take a look at that, boss. You'll get to see it too.
Get me out of here.
Are you okay, Rosario?
-You're pale! What's wrong? -Get me out of here.
What'd you see?
Quit asking questions and start the ------- car.
Stay sharp.
SeeI know what you've told meso much about her, that's all.
Let us go.
We have nothing to do here.
-We don't know anything. -I know even less.
Shut up already, you ------- bitches!
If you say another word, I'll pull your teeth out!
And you know I keep my promises.
What do you have to do with that woman, Romero?
You've got it all wrong. You do.
Tuti is your fellow countrywoman.
That hottie looks dumb,
but she can give us both a run for our money.
She works with Roscas.
And my sources tell me you're helping her.
Partner, I really don't...
We're not partners!
Partners don't betray each other.
I don't know what you're talking about, Amaro.
Does she look familiar, you bastard?
We were ordered not to feed you.
Is that so? And who are you?
Mother Theresa? Are you here to help the needy?
I'll help the kid.
His... his grandfather was Teca Martinez.
I respect that.
Did you know his grandfather?
Who hasn't heard of the great Teca Martinez?
A true Tijuana badass!
It's you.
You're going to help me and my son escape.
You know no one can lay a finger on Teca Martinez's heir.
THE ACERO DYNASTY
hm
Great job! Thanks.
Phillips, I have good news for you.
The tech decrypted the file
we found in the USB that was next to Sanchez's body.
I'm sending you the files now.
Hold on.
Baby, get the computer and come with me.
Are you sure no one else saw what's on that USB?
I'm sure.
Just you and me.
Hold on.
I'm opening it now.
Give me a sec.
I know this woman.
Her name isn't Tuti. It's Margarita.
Like them, she's a whore.
Or at least that's what she made me think.
Come here.
I'm embarrassed to say it in front of them.
I'm addicted to these women.
That woman was incredible.
She made me feel like I was the only man for her.
She's from Medellin.
The women from Medellin are the most exotic women in Colombia.
I fell for her.
She seduced me.
That's why I have you, partner.
You've helped me realize she was trying to trick me.
You damn Colombian!
You got played!
You almost died for being such a horndog!
The best part is that you'll get to call Tuti out
for being such a bitch to her face.
No way! She's here?
You thought these whores were the surprise I had for you?
<i> Chief Cardenas is</i> <i> involved in all this?</i>
You were right, Phillips.
Sanchez is innocent.
He was just following her.
Cardenas is doing something highly irregular.
<i> She's removing migrants</i> <i> from this center.</i>
<i> It's not her responsibility</i> <i> to transport them.</i>
<i> She could be involved</i> <i> in human trafficking.</i>
<i> I'll continue to gather</i> <i> more evidence.</i>
Indira probably realized Sanchez was following her
and that's why he was killed.
Okay.
We have enough evidence to destroy that woman.
I'll call you later.
How about that?
You will get to capture Indira Cardenas.
That's right.
THE ACERO DYNASTY
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Señora Acero 4 | Recap (12/01/18) | Telemundo - Duration: 15:14.
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THE ACERO DYNASTY
Hey, boss. Isn't that Miriam Godoy's boy?
I'm serious.
That's why I need you to do me a favor.
When I'm gone or if anything happens to me,
I want you to look after my daughter.
You and only you.
-Hey... -Promise?deo, ------?
That you wanted justice?
That's why I'm here. For justice.
THEthis bitch.STY I wantt
Find Tuti and kill her on my behalf.
You kDie!what?
Die, you son of a bitch!
Die, ------!
Die, ------!
back for the rest later.
Does not compute.
I won't do anything till you tell me
why I have to rush out of my new house.
Indio Amaro put a hit on you!
If we don't leave now, you won't be waking up tomorrow.
Breathe, breathe...
It hurts so much!
I have to tell Amaro to gWhat'd you think?tal.
What do you want me to say?
My friend's stomach is hurting.
She has a fever and I need to get her to a hospital.
But that hairy beast won't let us leave and he won't help her.
Help me get her a doctor, please.
Don't worry.
I'd never leave a countryman hanging.
I have a great doctor.
I'll handle it.
Don't worry.
-Thank you. -I'll handle it.
Yes, Roberta, I know I have to take a lot of your things.
I saw the look in your mother's eyes when she thought you dead.
Believe me, she looked dead herself.
Listen, we both died with you
and we both came back to life when we learned you were alive.
Look.
----!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
What's up, Roscas?
Where are you off to in such a rush?
THE ACERO DYNASTY
It's going to be okay.
The Sweet Virgin won't let you down.
Carmen. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Rosario.
Are you pregnant, too?
Please don't do it.
What?
No!
-No! Pleasure, gentlemen.
Mr. Mario?
You're the boss?
Do we know each other?
Not yet.
Marcelo Doriga.
Get out here, you whore!
Get you here, you bitch!
Roscas?
Roscas?
Roscas! ¡ROSCAS!
Who did this to you, Roscas?
Roscas!
I knew it!
Marcelo.
Wait!
I give credit when it's due.
I thought you had ---- for brains,
but you found a way to locate Teca Martinez's grandson.
-Come here, kid. -No.
-Don't. -Come here, kid.
Come here!
Now... you're going to tell me how you found him, bitch.
I want all the details.
How'd you find him?
THEJose Angel.STY
This can't be!
Take a look at that, boss. You'll get to see it too.
Get me out of here.
Are you okay, Rosario?
-You're pale! What's wrong? -Get me out of here.
What'd you see?
Quit asking questions and start the ------- car.
Stay sharp.
SeeI know what you've told meso much about her, that's all.
Let us go.
We have nothing to do here.
-We don't know anything. -I know even less.
Shut up already, you ------- bitches!
If you say another word, I'll pull your teeth out!
And you know I keep my promises.
What do you have to do with that woman, Romero?
You've got it all wrong. You do.
Tuti is your fellow countrywoman.
That hottie looks dumb,
but she can give us both a run for our money.
She works with Roscas.
And my sources tell me you're helping her.
Partner, I really don't...
We're not partners!
Partners don't betray each other.
I don't know what you're talking about, Amaro.
Does she look familiar, you bastard?
We were ordered not to feed you.
Is that so? And who are you?
Mother Theresa? Are you here to help the needy?
I'll help the kid.
His... his grandfather was Teca Martinez.
I respect that.
Did you know his grandfather?
Who hasn't heard of the great Teca Martinez?
A true Tijuana badass!
It's you.
You're going to help me and my son escape.
You know no one can lay a finger on Teca Martinez's heir.
THE ACERO DYNASTY
hm
Great job! Thanks.
Phillips, I have good news for you.
The tech decrypted the file
we found in the USB that was next to Sanchez's body.
I'm sending you the files now.
Hold on.
Baby, get the computer and come with me.
Are you sure no one else saw what's on that USB?
I'm sure.
Just you and me.
Hold on.
I'm opening it now.
Give me a sec.
I know this woman.
Her name isn't Tuti. It's Margarita.
Like them, she's a whore.
Or at least that's what she made me think.
Come here.
I'm embarrassed to say it in front of them.
I'm addicted to these women.
That woman was incredible.
She made me feel like I was the only man for her.
She's from Medellin.
The women from Medellin are the most exotic women in Colombia.
I fell for her.
She seduced me.
That's why I have you, partner.
You've helped me realize she was trying to trick me.
You damn Colombian!
You got played!
You almost died for being such a horndog!
The best part is that you'll get to call Tuti out
for being such a bitch to her face.
No way! She's here?
You thought these whores were the surprise I had for you?
<i> Chief Cardenas is</i> <i> involved in all this?</i>
You were right, Phillips.
Sanchez is innocent.
He was just following her.
Cardenas is doing something highly irregular.
<i> She's removing migrants</i> <i> from this center.</i>
<i> It's not her responsibility</i> <i> to transport them.</i>
<i> She could be involved</i> <i> in human trafficking.</i>
<i> I'll continue to gather</i> <i> more evidence.</i>
Indira probably realized Sanchez was following her
and that's why he was killed.
Okay.
We have enough evidence to destroy that woman.
I'll call you later.
How about that?
You will get to capture Indira Cardenas.
That's right.
THE ACERO DYNASTY
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More Melodic Guitar Solos Three Critical Techniques no Scales and Arpeggios - Duration: 10:59.
(jazz guitar music)
- Hi everybody, my name is Jens Larsen.
We spend a lot of time talking about
what arpeggios and scales we use in the solos,
but we don't talk nearly as much about how we use them,
how we make strong melodies with them.
In this video, I'm going to go over
three different techniques that you can use,
when you are trying to come up
with new material for your solos,
that are gonna make your lines sound like
strong and melodic statements and connect better
and sound a little bit less
like just random licks on each chord.
If you wanna learn more about jazz guitar,
about superimposing chords and improvising over changes,
then subscribe to my channel,
if you wanna make sure not to miss anything,
then click the little bell notification icon
next to the subscribe button.
(guitar music)
The first technique I wanna talk about
is using a pedal point, in this case,
I'm using the pedal point on the A minor chord
and the idea is then that the pedal point is one note,
that we keep returning to in the phrase,
that's kind of like having two voices actually,
so we have this E and then we have the other part
of the melody, that's moving on top of it,
(guitar music)
and this illusion of two voices is really useful,
because it adds a lot of color,
every note that we play in the top voice
is sort of related to the note, that's used as a pedal point
and it's also a nice way, if you spend most of your time
with the solos just running scales
and running up and down arpeggios,
without having sort of any change
in movement and stuff like that,
then this can really break up the melodic movement
and add a lot of interest to some of the ideas,
that you're using in your solos.
It works really well also,
if you wanna use it in sort of more of a modal setting,
that could be something like this.
(guitar music)
So really what I'm using here is,
I'm taking the pedal point
that I'm using is going to be a chord note
and I'm playing the whole thing on a A minor chord,
so the first pedal point is again the E,
so the fifth of the chord
and the second time, the pedal point is a C,
which is a third of the chord
and I think it's really important
that you make sure that if you have a pedal point,
you wanna relate it to the harmony
in a way that it makes sense
to really have a note that's sustained on the chord,
that you wanna have sound all the time,
otherwise the melody might not work as well.
(guitar music)
The concept behind the line that I just played
is really coming out of the way that we play chords,
so the idea is of course,
if we're going from one chord to the next,
like A minor to D7 flat nine,
then what's happening is
that we're looking at each individual note
and then we're moving that to the closest note
that we wanna have in the next chord
and that's really what I'm doing here,
so if I look at the first part of the melody
on the A minor seven, it's first an E minor triad, so
(guitar music)
and then it's a C major triad,
(guitar music)
so together that's just C major seven arpeggio
and what's happening when I move that to the D7,
it's really just that I'm taking each note
and then looking at what is the closest note,
that I can move that down to in a D7 altered scale,
so for the B, that becomes a B flat,
(guitar music)
for the G, that becomes an F sharp
and for the E, that becomes an E flat,
so now we have
(guitar music)
and then I'm just repeating that process,
moving down again to the G major seven,
so that we get
(guitar music)
these two triads and I could have, of course,
just move further on through a progression,
if I made it into a turnaround, for instance,
so really that would be something like,
(guitar music)
The way you wanna think about this,
if you're trying to make lines using this idea
is just to put the scales next to each other,
so if we take first for the A minor,
(guitar music)
and the next set, you can really just write
sort of a voice-lead version of that,
which is the D7 altered scales,
in this case, I'm gonna be starting on the A flat, so,
(guitar music)
and then you just move the notes pretty mechanically,
when you do that, you're probably gonna find
that sometimes you wanna make some choices
that are gonna sound better
and are not gonna be a strict voice-leading,
so an example of that is, instead of moving down,
because that's sort of the easiest way to move,
you can also move upwards,
so if I take the same idea and then move up,
then that could be something like this.
(guitar music)
So here, when I'm moving up, I start with the same idea, so,
(guitar music)
and then I'm moving it up to this D7 shape,
which is actually D7 flat five, arpeggio,
(guitar music)
so strictly speaking, if I'm voice-leading this,
then probably the E would move up to an F
and then I would have a D half diminished,
(guitar music)
but somehow
(guitar music)
it's not as strong as if I make it into an F sharp,
because then you can really hear the D7, so
(guitar music)
and then now I'm voice-leading up again
and the way I wanna do that is just taking it again
to the next note in the scale, so when I'm resolving the D7,
(guitar music)
so this part, then the C goes up to D,
(guitar music)
the G flat, sorry, A flat goes up to A,
(guitar music)
F sharp to G and then the D up to E
and then I get this shape,
(guitar music)
but that's of course also kind of far away,
in terms of sound from
(guitar music)
from this and if I wanna stick to something
that sounds a little bit more like an arpeggio,
then I could resolve it by not moving up with all the voices
and then I get something like this
(guitar music)
so in that way, while you're still using
a pretty systematic approach,
you still can make some choices and it's still worthwhile
just looking at what will work and how can I connect
in a way that sounds more natural to me
and you wanna keep that in your mind,
when you're working this,
because if you're too systematic with your approach,
then probably you're not gonna make
some like really great sounding lines.
(guitar music)
The technique that I'm using here is motifs,
so what I'm doing is that I'm taking a motif,
so a melodic statement, in this case,
it's a five-note statement, which is this seven arpeggio,
(guitar music)
probably the C major seven arpeggio
is the thing that I'm most fond
of using on an A minor seven,
(guitar music)
so we have one, two, three, four, five notes
and then I'm moving that around,
so in the previous example,
I was using voice-leading to get to the next one,
here I'm much more free about it,
so I have this five-note motif,
(guitar music)
and then I start moving it around within the scale,
the first thing I do is I move it to another place,
that fits on the A minor chord
and then that's using an E minor seven arpeggio,
(guitar music)
like this, completely the same melody,
(guitar music)
but just played from somewhere else on the scale
and then I move that to the D seven altered
and here I just do that moving up to F minor, so
(guitar music)
and then I resolve that down to the G major seven
and the idea here is of course,
there are two things happening,
because you have a motif that repeats,
then also develops that keeps it sort of developing
and it sounds interesting for whoever's listening,
so you're connecting your solo across the different chords
and across the different statements that you make.
Another thing is also that I'm using
these five-note groupings,
so that's really breaking up how the listener
is sort of expecting to hear things,
because of course, they expect to hear
the chords change on the beat,
even if you're not aware of it,
you still hear like where the heavy beats are in the music
and you still have an idea about what is going on
and when you're using these five-note groupings,
then my A minor chord is kind of five beats long,
so it should really be four beats,
because that's where the chords are changing,
but melodically it's now five beats
and that means that I'm also messing a little bit
with what the listener expects
and that is a sort of tension, that I then release
when I resolve back
to the G major on the four and.
Another example of this could be to use triads
as a three-note motif
and that can sound something like this,
(guitar music)
so here I'm using first an E minor triad
on the A minor seven,
(guitar music)
and then a C major triad,
(guitar music)
so I'm moving down in the diatonic thirds,
(guitar music)
and then on the D7 flat nine,
I'm actually voice-leading the C major triad
down to a C diminished triad
(guitar music)
and then I'm going down the scale,
so that's going down to a B flat, major triad,
(guitar music)
and then I have this melody
just to resolve the whole thing,
which is the E flat, so the flat nine,
sharp nine, flat nine
then resolving to the fifth of G major seven.
(guitar music)
In the first example with motifs,
I extended the A minor bar into the D7 bar
and here I'm doing the opposite,
so I made the A minor a little bit shorter,
because it's only six, eight notes long,
so three beats and that's
(guitar music)
E minor, C major and then on the four,
I'm already going to the D7 with the C diminished triad, so
(guitar music)
and then
(guitar music)
the tag to resolve it.
The way you're gonna get one of these scales
and one of these ideas into your playing
is probably to sit down, take one of them
and then make some lines with it
and see how you can use it
and you come up with some ideas that sound nice
and try and implement that into your playing.
It's gonna take some time,
I think if you're transcribing solos,
you also already figured out that most of the time,
when you transcribe a great solo,
it's not really because everything is using
an exotic scale or is completely reharmonized,
it's really just because the people
that you're transcribing are really good
at making strong melodies with the basic stuff,
that's just there by playing the song.
Of course, I'm also curious if you have a great suggestion
for another way of coming up with melodies
or an exercise that you do
to come up with some other ways of writing licks,
than just running up and down arpeggios and scales
and adding a few parsing notes,
so if you have an idea, then please leave a comment,
I know I'm curious and I'm sure that everybody else
who's watching the video is also curious
what you come up with.
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Hello!
With you is Larisa Levinskaya again.
And today I would like to talk
about the trend in cosmetology
But first, remember, please
what did your mother teach you
from earliest childhood
in case of poisoning.
Surely, she gave you
Activated carbon
And in adulthood, you continued
in situations such as poisoning
take activated charcoal tablets.
And activated carbon
has a pronounced
adsorbing properties.
It is absolutely harmless to the body,
without side effects.
In turn, activated carbon,
are mainly mined
from charcoal.
That's it about the properties of charcoal,
its use in cosmetology
I would like to talk with you today.
As you can guess, I'm doing
his promise to tell about the novelty
company TianDe - shampoo for deep cleansing.
series "In Top".
The same series is made in the French design.
Молодежная серия "In Top".
This does not mean that this shampoo is suitable
only for girls 20 - 25 years.
Why shampoo is included in the youth series?
Because most often teenagers,
it's young girls
arrange experiments with their hair.
Most often it is young people
hair greasy.
for what it is required
.more often than in other cases
it is a deep cleansing of the hair.
The volume of shampoo is 200 milliliters.
It looks like a consistency ...
it is so ... jelly-like,
gel form.
If I show you now
a drop of this shampoo.
It looks pretty unattractive.
Here it is a drop.
First, it's very tight, see?
And it practically does not spread.
Here it is a droplet, such a graphite color,
gray-graphite color.
Blondes can`t be afraid
I checked on myself and more than once!
Hair doesn`t change its hue,
don`t stain.
Shampoo very well foams,
perfectly foams.
Has a very economical expense.
With this hair ... sensations such as if
hair cleared to creak
in the literal sense of the word.
I advise you to use this shampoo
not every time, but remember how
when applying exfoliation
You use it once a week,
not every day, just like
this shampoo for deep cleaning of hair
use after two, three applications.
Three, four times a month
You will use it, not more often!
That is, you will have it for a very, very long time.
It smells very nice.
So, who would I recommend using
shampoo for deep cleaning of hair.
First, to those of us who have hair
have excessive fat content.
This shampoo will remove excess fat content
hair, it cleans the surface of the scalp
even from sebaceous plugs.
And also removes hair and scalp
from toxins. Secondly, I would advise
This shampoo to those girls who want
improve
their masks and balms for hair.
Also if you intend to conduct
course of oil masks for hair,
also I advise you to use this shampoo
for deep cleaning of hair.
If you have problems
with an itch of a head, with a dandruff,
too, I recommend this shampoo
for deep cleaning of hair.
This shampoo also has
antifungal properties, therefore
apply them in such situations too!
Still I would advise to use this shampoo
for deep cleaning of hair
those of you who regularly
uses stowage:
various foams, stylings, hair varnishes.
It's because we do not want to,
but these stowage means
they are not washed completely out of our hair.
Somehow, remain on the hair.
This shampoo helps to clean the hair
in the best way!
I will share my little secret.
I decided to present new items:
shampoo for deep cleaning of hair
and hair conditioner with the effect of biolamination
my regular customers.
Divided into small sachets
samplers, after a while
I asked what effect, what impressions.
And you know how I would not like an air conditioner
for hair with the effect of biolamination,
but definitely, the enthusiasm was more on the side
shampoo for deep hair cleaning.
Almost everyone likes it,
everyone likes the effect after applying this shampoo.
Therefore, follow the modern trends in cosmetology.
If you know, this is not the first product
using the properties of charcoal,
its adsorbing properties.
We all know the strips for the nose
"Bamboo charcoal". That's exactly the same principle
this shampoo works.
Extends all the excess, excess greasiness
excessive fat content from the surface of the head,
from the surface of the hair.
relieves hair and scalp from toxins.
I hope that I am interested in this shampoo.
I highly recommend it to apply
for the beauty of their hair
Be happy, subscribe to the channel!
And you will always be aware of the answers
on a variety of issues on the topic of beauty and health.
With you was Larisa Levinskaya.
See you soon!
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Shocking Impeachment Announcement Rocks Washington, You'll Be Stunned.
House Democrats are getting ready to impeach President Donald Trump in mid-2018, as indicated
by a new report in Newsweek.
The current week's Judiciary Committee win for Rep. Jerrold Nadler of New York, a constitutional
law expert who's already managed Trump, flagged Democrats are preparing for an impeachment
battle with the embattled Republican Trump, as indicated by The Washington Post.
Nadler has made his position on Trump crystal clear– and he needs him gone.
At the point when Michael Flynn confessed to deceiving the FBI toward the beginning
of December, Nadler said there is "more than enough evidence" to impeach Trump for
obstruction of justice.
In a readied articulation, Nadler stated, "There is now more than enough evidence
to form the basis of a congressional investigation into the President's obstruction of justice
— and it is long past time that the House Committee on the Judiciary engage on this
matter."
Nadler could lead the underlying charge in indictment procedures before a vote on House
floor, trailed by a trial in the Senate.
Some noticeable Democrats, notwithstanding, have expressed that impeachment would be an
awful thought.
Shockingly, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi emerged as an opponent of the thought.
She stated, "Republicans would love for us to make our campaign about the impeachment
of Trump.
That's not what it's about.
It's about the well-being of American families.
He's just not that important.
Impeachment would further divide us, not bring us together."
Strikingly, Pelosi is correct– the Democrats HAVE influenced their personality about Donald
Trump.
The left has turned into the "Party of No," forming their character around disposing of
Trump as opposed to offering inspiring strategies that will help the American individuals.
Most House Democrats have demonstrated that they will do whatever conceivable to obstruct
Trump, regardless of whether their deterrent damages the general population.
We saw that opinion play out in the votes to repeal Obamacare and pass tax reform–
neither one of the bills got a solitary Democrat vote.
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