Kishan. - Yes.
Please take out the bag. I need to pack.
Sure. Here you go!
Go ahead.
I was checking. - What?
That how soon you get the bag upon hearing that I am going.
I had noticed you.
You were so excited upon hearing
that I've to go to my parents' place.
You want me to go away.
Nothing of that sort, Simple. Why would I want
you to go away from me?
I was upset when I got to know that you are going.
What would I do without you?
I don't feel good when I don't see you
no one bothers me like you.
I mean, no one loves me like you do.
I'll tell you what
don't go to your parents' place.
Cancel. It's not needed.
Did you see?
I was checking. - What?
That you too want your wife to stay under one roof
and serve her husband.
Excuse me. That's my parents' house.
And you cannot stop me from going there.
If I want, I will go.
If I don't want to, I won't.
Simple, tell me..
Forgive me. I made a mistake.
I won't repeat this. I am sorry.
I am going
but that doesn't mean you can have a gala time.
Excuse me.
Come here. Take it out.
You will exercise everyday
and eat only diet food which I will prepare.
One more thing. I know the kind of parties husbands
go to when their wives aren't with them.
Don't even think about it.
Okay, Simple. I'll be a good boy
and I will not do anything bad.
Okay. Come on. Take this.
Dimple.
What happened? Why did you call me all of a sudden?
Actually, Jai
I want to tell you something
but promise me that you won't be upset.
Oh, my God! Don't tell me..
Don't tell me that you are going to your parents' house.
Wow! Your guess was absolutely right.
How did you get to know about it?
What else can I be upset about?
It's okay. I'll somehow live without you.
I was going for just one day.
But it's okay, I can cancel it for you.
No!
What's the need of cancelling it?
You're anyway going for a day. - Yes, Jai.
You won't even realise when the day would pass.
Because you will be busy all day.
Why would I be busy? I'll be on duty. Everything is normal.
Yes. So, please run a few errands of mine
on your way to office. Okay?
Oh! Anything for you, baby.
Your office is near CP, right?
So, I bought this lehenga from there.
I wore it once and the colour faded.
Please return this.
Okay? - Fine. - Now that you're going there
go to Sarojini market as well.
I bought these bangles from there
and the stone has come out. Return this too.
Okay. - And now that you are going to Sarojini market
I had given a dress for stitching
collect that.
Okay? - Okay.
And you..
And this is the list of all the work
please do it. Okay?
What are you doing, Twinkle?
Why did you take this whip out during the day?
Ms. Veronica had asked to take it out in the night.
Shankar, I didn't take it out to whip you.
I've taken it out to tell you that I might go at night
but your dozes shouldn't be missed.
So, you can whip yourself thrice in the night.
Of course.
I'd love to whip myself.
Very good. I'll check when I come back.
How will you check it?
Take your shirt off. - Twinkle!
What are you saying?
Today, you're asking me to take the shirt off
then, you'll ask me to take off the vest as well.
No.. I'll feel shy. - What?
Come..
Yes. Take off your shirt and show me your back.
I need to see your back, take off your shirt.
Yes. These marks are of the last doze.
I want to see similar marks on the right side.
That's why, I'm asking you to whip yourself hard.
Mr. Kishan.
Where are you going? What's with the hurry?
I've heard that yours and your brothers' wives
are going to their parents' house.
Mr. Gupta, how do you get to know about
anything that happens in our house?
Hey, mister! I've left my spies
all over the society.
They give me information.
That's nice. - Hey, wait!
Tell me
did your wife give you a lot of work before leaving?
How do you know, Mr. Gupta?
I am a bachelor
and I very well know how wives usually are.
Mr. Kishan.
You'll go to the market to do the work, right?
Please do a small work of mine.
Mr. Gupta, I was waiting
for you to give me some work. I'd love to help you.
It's a petty work.
This pant is torn.
Please get it stitched.
Mr. Gupta. - Yes. - You keep sitting in the balcony
without any work.
You don't even come down. How did your pant get torn?
What do I tell you!
There's a girl in the neighbourhood.
And she was flying a kite.
Her kite got stuck in my house's antenna.
I risked my life and saved her kite.
As soon as I climbed up
my pant got torn.
Mr. Gupta, this is why one shouldn't go after girls.
Today, you tore your pants
someday, it might even happen to your
shirt.
Get it stitched yourself. Moron!
My friend! My love!
Today, we'll celebrate independence day.
Today, we'll celebrate and party.
Why are you upset?
You want to celebrate independence day?
You want to party?
Although they've gone to their parents' home
I am still bothered.
Dimple has given me a long list of items which I got to buy.
Twinkle has asked me to whip myself as she'll check.
Simple has made tiffin.
Amazing. Congratulations, friend.
For having a friend like me.
When the wives go home, they burden their husbands
with so much work
so that they remain busy and can't have any fun.
But I have a solution for that as well.
Stop talking nonsense.
These people are your well-wishers.
He'll do Dimple's work.
He is faster than Usain Bolt.
He'll do the work in no time.
And whatever diet food you have
you can give it to him. He's a glutton.
And he'll do the work of your third wife.
He'll whip me? - No!
He's a tattoo artist.
He'll make fake wounds on your body.
Babbar!
You're amazing. Come here and give me a..
But how did you get to know
about the work my wives had given me?
I am a scientist
and I have the ability of guessing perfectly.
And I anyway knew what and how your wives would do the work.
So, I've knowledge about that as well.
Wow! What are you waiting for?
Assign the work to them.
Yes! - Yes!
And look how amazingly Pinchu, the young fit man
plays the game.
What had I told you?
No one can come in my way.
Oh..
My brothers-in-law are so innocent.
I mean, they slept off at 8:30 p.m.
How do you know? - Look there, Sister.
All the three rooms.. The lights are off.
They never sleep so early.
Let me check.
They might have slept in grief as we are away.
Or perhaps, the lights aren't working.
Or perhaps, they are not at home at all.
Hey, I am joking.
My brothers-in-law are not like Ramesh.
Who Ramesh? - Who Ramesh? - Who Ramesh?
Ramesh is a married friend of mine.
As soon as his wife goes to her parents' house
he acts like he has been released out of a prison.
What nonsense are you talking!
Yes, Sister. This is how Ramesh is.
He'll be obedient
and he'll respect his wife when she's there.
And as soon as she goes away
he'll become a party animal.
He enjoys to the core.
He keeps drinking alcohol.
He calls his friends up and bad-mouths their wives.
What do I tell you? The wives get hiccups because of it.
Look, what timing! A hiccup, right there.
Don't you worry.
He must be missing you.
Brother-in-law Kishan doesn't drink.
But Jai does.
What? - What?
If Jai gets Kishan and Shankar drunk
they might bad-mouth us as well.
No. I don't think my husband is like that.
You still have a doubt?
No..
I don't have any doubt.
I am sure about it.
Yes, Sisters. This is how Ramesh is.
Not my brothers-in-law.
No. It might be Suresh, Ramesh, Dhirendra or Maninder..
Every man is the same. - I didn't get you.
Sister, I mean to say, every man wishes to be free.
And one becomes free when his wife visits her maternal house.
That freedom turns into fun
when they drink. And brother-in-law drinks.
No! Jai is not like that.
But perhaps, we must go and check.
Yes, Sister. You are right.
Before our reputation gets tarnished, we must go and check.
Let's go. - Wait. Let's go quickly. - Hold on.
Brother-in-law is not like this.
Cheers! - Cheers!
"Honesty is a bad habit."
"Get over this habit and come to me."
"My heart is inviting you."
"Let's reach the height of shamelessness all night."
Where is the music coming from?
"Let's just be you and me.. Let the lights be dim.."
"Let's reach the heights of shamelessness all night."
"Let's reach the height of shamelessness all night."
From Mr. Babbar's house.
"Let's just be you and me.. Let the light be dim."
Shall we go?
"I am a bit spoiled, you should be, too."
I'll tell you what!
Simple used to tell me that
she is checking on me.
Now, we'll have fun.
"Like alcohol.."
Come on! Fun!
Fun!
Jai is not enjoying his freedom.
But Kishan is.
Together.. - Okay.
Fun..
Hey!
Simple!
Would you like to have some snacks?
Is everything all right? How are you?
I am fine.
And what could be better than this?
My husband is having fun with his worthless friend
the moment his wife left for her mother's house.
And he is making fun of his wife.
Worthless! - Of course! Worthless and good-for-nothing!
What kind of clothes are you wearing?
And the first time I had seen you
I was pretty sure that you would spoil
my decent husband.
Decent husband! - Absolutely.
Kishan, tell me.
Would you have consumed alcohol
if Mr. Babbar hadn't provoked you?
Answer me.
I told you.
A wife tries hard to change her husband.
A worthless and single man like you wouldn't understand.
Kishan, listen to me carefully.
The combination of a married man and a single man
is like a Dalmatian dog going around with a street dog.
They never look good together.
One more thing..
Henceforth, you will have to choose
between Mr. Babbar and me.
Don't you dare!
Don't even think of choosing Mr. Babbar.
She called you worthless!
Mr. Shammi, give your daughters to me.
Everything seems boring without them.
Dear, let's go home. - Ma'am, what's with the hurry?
Her in-laws' house is in the neighbourhood.
She can go to her in-laws' house whenever she wants.
Stay back for some more time.
Shankar!
Didn't Jai come to take me?
Dimple! Looks like you didn't read the newspaper.
What! - Today's newspaper?
We never read any newspaper.
What has happened?
The newspaper reads
that a dangerous criminal has entered our city.
Brother Jai has gone to catch him.
Gosh!
If the news was printed in the newspaper
that the criminal is going to come to the city
why would he come?
He has a point.
What if the criminal is an illiterate like you?
What if he can't read or write?
And..
Kishan must be sleeping.
No, Simple. What are you saying?
Ever since he got married to you
I have seen a revolutionary change in him. - Yes.
He brushes his teeth while running..
He goes to the gym running.
He will meet you at home after his exercise.
It's okay.
Whether he comes or you.. It's the same for us.
Ma'am, I want to discuss something important with you.
Actually, the wedding is over.
What's the next step?
What?
Honeymoon! - What!
What?
Ma'am, I wish to sponsor
their honeymoon.
Father-in-law! What's the need for that?
Honey is with me and the moon is in the sky.
I will throw the honey on the moon.
It'll be our honeymoon.
I mean, honeymoon!
Shut up.
Mr. Shammi is right.
Would you take your wife to a religious gathering
if not honeymoon?
They must go on their honeymoon.
But why would you make all the expenditure?
I mean, this is not right.
Ma'am, please don't refuse.
It's a wedding gift from my side.
And I will book the tickets.
Sisters, tell me. Who wishes to go where?
Africa. - What?
I want to see a lion.
Africa! Okay. And what about you?
I want to go to a shopping spot.
So, Paris would be best.
What about you, Sister Simple? - Japan!
I want to go to Japan.
I will do an advance course in Karate.
You want to go to Japan!
You want to learn karate on your honeymoon!
Wow! That's amazing!
Dad!
Brother-in-law will be done for. - Darn it..
'What's with this new problem? Three honey and one moon!'
'How will I go on three different honeymoons?'
'Kishan, you are in trouble!'
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