Oh, please forgive me.
I-I just can't stop staring at you.
Nobody's asking you to.
Your sparkling blue eyes remind me of Pierre,
a Frenchman in Amman I met several years ago.
You look just like him.
Oh, here, let me show you a picture.
No, I don't want to see pictures of Pierre
or any of your other exes.
But you must appreciate the resemblance.
Oh, dear God, no!
I look nothing like that.
He's ancient.
He could've been a waiter at the Last Supper.
You must learn to embrace your maturity.
Older men are so sexy.
Yes, but there's a difference between George Clooney
and George Takei.
Oh, how sweet.
You're jealous of my romantic past.
Do not worry, Pierre and I are no longer together.
- What happened? - He died.
It wasn't unexpected.
He was 93.
♪Where bears are, We want to be♪
SEASON 6 EPISODE 8 BEAR ROYALTY
Okay, what's your deal?
Do you like to watch or what?
I am paid to watch.
Okay, I can get behind that.
(doorbell rings)
May I help you?
Step aside, be prepared to be entertained.
Oh, my God!
Reggie, Reggie!
Hey! Hey! It's okay, Rami, he's a friend!
Your Highness, you have been so kind to me,
I want to offer you a gift.
A little something to remind you of home.
You're welcome.
They are doing a lot of things to me right now,
but reminding me of home isn't one of them.
So how long do we have until the dance is over?
We choreographed about five minutes,
but I told them to stretch it and improvise.
All right.
Ah, it's locked.
Are you sure this is Rami's room?
Well, the prince is staying in the master suite,
so this has got to be where Rami stays.
Well, we can't just bust open the door.
We're gonna need a key.
Well, he's probably got it on him.
I have an idea!
Oh, congratulations, Wood.
That's your first one this year.
Rude. I'll be right back.
We'll just wait here!
He reminds me of Abu, the monkey from Aladdin.
I was always scared of that monkey.
Austin! Shh!
We need a key to Rami's room.
Check his pockets.
Your Highness, please make him stop.
Quit being a baby, Rami,
I can tell from your hard on
you're loving every minute of this.
All clear.
How did you know his password?
The Russians and the Chinese
aren't the only ones that know how to hack, Nelson.
Take a look at this.
Oh, it's a great picture.
Hey, wait a minute.
If Rami was such a big fan of stupid, awful Toby that--
may he rest in peace--
then why would he want to shoot him?
Well, in an email
he sent to a friend of his back in the home country,
Rami thinks Nelson killed Toby out of pure jealousy
because Toby was just a better actor than Nelson.
Makes perfect sense.
I mean, "What?"
I just don't think Rami's our guy.
Wait a second.
Okay, in the same email,
Rami's talking about how conflicted he is
because the prince wants him to carry out
a secret mission with irrevocable global consequences
for the home country.
He's not sure what to do, but Rami's scared of
what the prince will do if he fails
to carry out his orders.
So the prince wants to have bareback sex with Rami?
What?
No, I think this might have something to do with the Falcon.
What's the Falcon?
Uh, duh, Nelson, everybody knows it's a gay porn studio.
Most people would think of a bird of prey first,
but not you, Super Queer.
Zip it.
Falcon is the codename for the target
of an international assassination plot
that we've been investigating.
That was my second guess.
Oh, that was wonderful!
You are all so talented!
How much should I tip them, 10,000 a piece?
Make it five bucks. The rest you can spend on me.
Wait, wait, wait! Where did the big one go?
Uh, Rami, wait!
Rami, wai--
All of these hot, hairy, sweaty men thrusting and gyrating
has got me wildly horny.
Shall we retire to my room?
Uh, sure, yeah.
(cell phone chimes)
Get Out! Coming up the stairs!
Reggie says—
- they're coming up the stairs. - Okay.
Get—
Oh, my God. This is the prince's room.
What are we going to do?
Hide! Quick, hide!
What are you doing here?
Waiting for you.
I saw the way you were looking at me.
With contempt?
I'm usually better at hiding my feelings.
Well, you don't have to hide anything from me.
What do you want?
He's ticklish.
I don't mind if you have fun, Rami,
but please, take it to your room.
- Classy. - No-no-no-no-no. I punched him!
I punched him! I punched you!
Tell him I punched you!
Where am I supposed to hide?
I have been waiting for this moment
ever since the first time I saw you on Murder Time.
I've been waiting for this
ever since I first saw your American Express Black Card.
Your Ben-Gay smells so good.
- Don't ruin the mood. - Okay.
Don't ruin the mood.
- Oh, God. - Your gray hair is so sexy.
No, no, no.
Just For Men, except for that, there's no gray hair, okay?
Oh, you are like my bear!
Oh, fuck!
- Is something wrong, my love? - No. Let's fuck.
I want you inside me.
- Perfect. - It will be my first time.
It won't be mine. Flip over, Your Highness.
Oh, yes. There we go, there we go.
Look at me, I want to see your face when we—
No, not now. Not right now, let me get into it.
- Okay. - Feel it.
I want to see your crow's feet.
Next time, next time.
Uh-huh. You know what?
Oh, okay, okay.
Are you inside?
- I don't feel anything. - You know what? I'm getting up.
I'm getting up. Patience, my prince.
- Patience-- - is a virtue. - Patience is a virtue.
Do you need any Viagra?
(screams)
What was that?
You know what? That was me.
Ah Ah Ah, I love you.
Okay.
There.
I love you!
I gotta go.
♪Where the bears are, We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are, Where the bears are♪
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét