Daddy.
Daddy.
Please tell me a story and tuck me in.
Story? At this hour? - Come on, daddy.
How about that movie Satrangi Bhaijaan?
I've already seen it twice.
Then I'll tell you about Superman who wear his underwear over his pants.
Not superman, I am a grownup now.
Then how about that guy to sticks to the walls like a lizard.
He even emits web from his palms.
I've seen all of Spiderman's movies..in Hindi.
I don't want to hear any Batman or Superman stories.
Tell me about some really powerful hero.
Stronger than all of them?
Then I'll tell you about South's hero.
They have nothing to do with logic.
In short..he's a cut above the rest. - This will be fun.
Tell me, Daddy.
Seemapur, a nursing home..
..where our hero is going to be born.
I still don't hear any crying or screaming yet.
Hey Kalpesh.
You're behaving like you're going to deliver the baby.
My wife's pregnant.
As soon as she start screaming people will know she has become a mother.
But even I should know..
..so that I can say I am the father. - Yes, you've a point.
It's done.
She's pregnant and you're screaming. Why?
You're standing on my feet. - Pardon me, nurse.
Why are you laughing now?
He's ticking me inside.
Really? - Yes.
In 15 years of my service..
..I've only seen women crying while giving birth.
But I never saw anyone laughing like her.
It's a miracle. - Yes.
This is different.
Congrats, it's a boy and he looks like you.
You just made me proud by giving me this news.
How do I reward her now?
Idea..
What's this?
I asked for his chain, but he gave me peace instead.
6 packs!
Did he come from his mother's womb or the gym?
Here's your son's son.
Inky-pinky-ponky.
Father had a donkey.
Excuse me. - Huh..
Just a minute.
By the way, are you his father or the donkey?
This is our family birthday song.
My forefather sung it for my grandfather.
My grandfather sung it for my papa..
..and my papa sung it for me.
And now you're singing it for him. - Correct.
Continue-continue.
Inky-pinky-ponky.
Father had a donkey.
Donkey died, father cried..
'On the day of Chingum 2's release..'
'..just 30 minutes before the show.'
What have you done?
Why did you have to overreact? - Hurry up. Come on.
You could've simply open the door..
..why did you kick it open?
Who's going to pay the bill now? - I don't care about the bill.
The build up should be strong.
Atmaram!
You can't even read ABC..
..and you dare complain about me to the CBI.
I'll show you who I am.
Come on!
Vinu. - Yes, grandpa.
Half of you go this side. - Fine..let's go.
And the other half go this side. - Come on.
Come on.
Lord..Allah..Jesus..save me!
Our superhero isn't just strong..
..but even his pee is very strong.
Now watch the power of his pee.
Move aside.. - Move aside.
Seem like that rascal is hidden upstairts.
His powerful pee kill 'Reed ki haddi'.
Reed ki Haddi!
Son..why are you lying here?
Someone please help!
What happened?
Someone killed him. - Oh no..tomato ketchup.
No bullets fired, no explosion or stab wounds.
How did he die?
Brother. - Huh..
I think this acid killed him. - Acid?
This isn't acid, this seems like pee. - Pee?
Yes..
After playing with danger, did you have to die from pee.
Go and kill whoever pee this is.
This seems like my son's pee.
Go on. - Come on..let's go.
Come on..
So much pee..did some dam break?
Come, vacate the bed.
Why? Did the doctor make a huge bill?
No, our son peed too much and a man died.
They are coming up to kill him.
He died of his pee.. - You..
I am wetting my pants here, and you're joking.
Hurry up..
The stink is coming from here. Come on.
Eveready..this is a big deal in small package.
Brother. - Yes.
It's a small boy's pee. - Kill him.
But we don't kill women and children.
Then we'll raise him first and then kill him.
What an idea, brother? - Bring him here.
Come on.
Hey fatso..hold this child.
Come my sweet child..come on..
Oh no, he peed on me.
You made him cry, give him back.
This smells familiar.
Brother, what have you done?
That was the kid we were looking for.
Then don't just stand there..catch him.
Listen, I cannot run any further.
Don't worry about us.
Take the child home, mother.
He must be somewhere around.
Don't waste time, they are coming. Go..
Don't be sentimental, mom..go now.
I am not being sentimental, but I don't have any money for the fare.
Now go.
This way. - Look, there they are.
Lift at the right time.
Get in.. - Mother..
I'll show you.
'And that's a superhero shot..and the villain's in coma.'
'Smart boy.'
Stop..where are you going?
Eveready. Eveready!
Eveready is in coma forever.
Thank you Lord.
I'll walk and save the fare.
Grandma. - Who was that?
Your son's superhero son.
You can already speak.
I guess you were a dubbing artist in your last birth.
You chatter a lot too, grandma.
Take me to Hyderabad immediately.
Why, son?
Why go so far to pee?
Don't stop..do it here. - It's not just about peeing,grandma..
..I want to cause a tsunami in Hyderabad.
Already so many punches in your dialogues, son.
When you grow up, you will become a hero.
Superhero. Let's go to Hyderabad.
'Chaar Minar.'
'The most beautiful wonder of Hyderabad.'
Hey, cameraman.
You want to show the hero's entry in Hyderabad, right?
What do you think? We only have the Chaar Minar.
Theres the Koliwada chawl, old sewer, country bar..
..public toilet, Munni's brothel, and a junkie corner as well.
There are royal locations in every nook and cranny.
Why do you always shoot the Char Minar?
Now move the camera.
The bad days are behind us, and better days are coming.
Don't you hear..now go.
Go visit the market. - Baigan Bazaar!
That day Kick' was released.
Hey..pay the money..
Come on.. - Pay up!
Come on..
Hey flowershop, pay up. - Hurry up.
Him too. - Pay up.
There was a time when I had a post bungalow and office in Juhu.
I lost 100 crores in Mumbai Velvet..
..and now I am selling fritters.
And you're asking me for money.
I see..I showed that movie to my girlfriend.
And she left me.
Now you must pay double. - I can't.
Put him in the oven.
Daddy.. - This is injustice.
Khambatta.
Khambatta isn't just a name, it's a Brand.
Boss, can we get it at the mall.
It's not available anywhere.
It's my style. - Forgive me. Please, Khambatta.
Rascal..
Everyone listen carefully now. - Please leave my daddy.
If anyone refuses to pay money to Khambatta..
..do you know what I will do. - Please don't do anything to my daddy.
I won't do anything.
But my men will. - Daddy.
Beat him.
Please don't beat my father.
You'll ruin his clothes. Please spare him.
Isn't there a hero here who can save the producer?
What are you doing?
If you fall down you'll hurt yourself. - Hurt me?
Falling down and running away with fear..
..no one's ever done that in our family.
Don't hit so hard.
If you miss, how will you get the next superhero.
There's something I want. - What?
It's been 10 years since I was born, but I still look only 15.
I want to grow up really soon..
..so that I can stop the atrocities in this city.
So I want to be a big hero.
You want to grow up and become a hero, is that it?
Go sit on the Hero cycle.
Daddy..
Daddy. - All of them are watching..
..your daughter's beauty for free. - Leave me.
I'll cover her body. - No, Khambatta.
Even after she dresses so scantily, she still can't get married.
Don't ruin her life by covering her completely.
I beg you. Please..
This goon is stopping all of you from watching my beauty.
And you're doing nothing.
Isn't there a man here who can save my beauty?
Thank God I was wearing an underwear.
This is personal.
Hey..
His kick's even better than bhaijaan.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hey..stop!
Rascals, I've lost it now. - So what?
I'll show you.
Wait-wait-wait..
God has finally answered my prayers.
Listen, I couldn't get an off to visit Siddhivinayak.
Will you do me a favor and get me there? - Siddhivinayak?
Yes..
Stand straight.
Hail Lord Ganesha..and get to Siddhivinayak instantly.
Here's some offering for you.
But I sent you to Siddhivinayak, how did you get to Tirupati?
It's from Balaji. Govinda! Govinda!
Superhero's shoe is miraculous too..
..once you've had it, you won't get up for more.
For those with a lion's heart..Lipton Tea.
Oh no.. - One, two, three..
Four..five..six..seven..eight..
Guys, we were supposed to show this in the end.
But you stripped my clothes already.
Now I've really lost it.
Once you get punched..there's no getting up again.
Now everyone's going to get free electricity in Delhi.
Rahul Roy.. Imram Jadhav!
Jugendra. - Chinky Pandey.
Deepak Chaudry. - Chandrachud.
Ladies..guys..please don't compare me with these great heroes.
Compare me with Shahrukh Khan instead.
Shaktiman.
Chhota Bheem. - Doremon.
Pokemon. - Mowgli..
Hey 300 per day crowd..stop yelling.
Sir, when will I get paid?
Come to my office on 30th February, understand? - Okay.
Keep injecting him after every three minutes, understand.
Hello, sir.
Urine report.
'Gabbar Singh..' 'Gabbar Singh is here!'
Can't be Gabbar.
Stool report.
No..not even Mahesh.
x-ray of his skull.
If anyone of them had hit them..
..then they would've broken only 206 bones.
But they are..
..wounded, beaten up, pummeled, shattered to pieces which means..
He's more dangerous than all of them.
What will Khanna do now?
Khanna..
Where? - In the market.
How many were they? - Go..
No..I mean one. - Who is he?
Shiva!
Shiva! Shiva! Shiva! - Hey..
Stop repeating it..I can hear it once.
Stop calling my name.
I guess even his name is Shiva.
Take all of our boys and kill him. - Him?
Not him..that guy.
Boss, all my men are at the MLA's rally.
Can I get some men at least?
How about two boys? - I will try.
Kill him as well. - Excuse me.
What is this? - Who is going to pay the bill?
You pay it. - Me?
Rajesh. - Khanna.
Kill him too. - Me?
Who else will I kill in just 200 rupees?
Get your men admitted somewhere else.
Come on.
All the black coins in.
Ours is the white one.
Sometimes I let my opponents win.
First he makes mistakes and then overacts too
It's been so long, where's the Macho-group.
That felt nice.
Late-comers.
Hi, bros. - Hi, dude.
Hi, bro. - Why are you so late?
Sorry, bro. HOD is very strict.
If we bunk the practical, we'll get sc*** in the finals.
We're still young. - Yeah.
And if we're the youngsters, then what are they doing here?
Get lost midgets.
Come on.. - Get lost.
Darling baby..how long are we going to talk on the phone..
..and chat on the internet.
And why didn't you post our selfie on the Facebook.
Stop talking on the phone and meet face to face.
By the way, I've recharged with 5000 in your phone..
..and 200 in mine.
Order two cups of tea.
Your phone's battery is low.
Okay. I'll call you back tonight, please answer.
Hey..I was fixing a meeting with my girlfriend..
..and all you guys care about is tea.
What kind of a friend is he?
Such a miser when it comes to paying for his friend's tea.
Girls love you when you spend on them.
Girls that love you when you spend on them..
..are the squandering type.
Real love is when you see a girl..
..and she makes bells ring in your heart.
Understand..all over the body.
Okay? -You're right.
Whether thunder strikes in the sky or not..
..but she should light a small bulb in your head.
Is it? - That's it.
Hey bro..Khanna's goons.
Hey..which one is Shiva?
That didn't sound too good.
You repeat the same dialogue.
Who is Shiva? Speak up.
Oh god!
If a single slap can raise your blood pressure..
..and makes your pulse fast.
You should know that's Shiva.
Khanna's called you. Get in the car.
And what if I don't? - Then we'll make you sit.
Then do it.
What's this for?
So that you don't know where our lair is.
Drive.
Smells like Biryani..
That means Green Bawarchi. Krishna Nagar.
Please sir, sit down. Don't throw tables and chairs at each other.
Politicians fighting. Without out a doubt, it's the assembly.
I don't get this area.
"Thorn pricked me.." - Oh my..boss is calling.
Yes, boss.. - Why is it taking you so long..
..to get from Sheikh Peth to Dhool Peth?
We're circling around 5 gardens so he doesn't know the place.
Come soon. - Okay.
Listen, the boss has blown his lid.
He's asking why is it taking so long to get from Sheikh Peth to Dhool Peth.
Sheikh.. - You know what, take a left from Nagpada.
You fool, that's a one way.
Take a right, you'll get less traffic. - Really?
Do as he says. - Take a right.
Stupid Khanna's lair.
Time..is really bad.
Sorry, I've lost my watch.
The first night scene of the film.
The one on his shoulder is Shiva.
Did he..kill him?
No, boss..he said I am not used to climbing stairs.
What's this? You said a lot of things about him.
But he looks useless and good for nothing.
Just a minute..come out with me.
I am more dangerous than you think I am.
The name is Shah and Shah..group.
Such a fierce entry for this fool..doesn't look nice on him.
Let me see you flap your wings.
Rajesh..even electricity wires look harmless like me.
But when you touch it, you get shocked.
What if the lights go out? - I'll fight.
I..am Khanna.
Don't lock horns with me..I will bury you alive.
Bury me..were you a grave digger?
Don't make this mistake.
You won't live to see your youth..or old age.
If you play with a matchstick..you will burn.
You're very dramatic, son.
What do you want?
Just one..leg!
They are non-violent kind of people.
Hey Bhawani..I'll give you 365 seconds.
Take your ugly, no good villains and go your own way..
..and I'll go my way. - Which way?
I'll tell you. You live in Ganga Nagar..
..and I live in Jamna Nagar.
Now..calculate it yourself.
It's 25 kilometers apart.
But there only 25 inches between your head and this bullet!
What's this? He's chewing that bullet like a corn.
Move back, I want to spit.
When did you last take a bath?
Hey..bring him out.
The man who put him in coma.. - Yeah.
The doctor's said he'll become normal if the same man hits him again.
That's true.
And we're travelling all around the country..
..and getting him beaten up by several men.
Poor..burdened man.
All he needs is one punch. And he's wandering for it.
We'll have to find his cure in Hyderabad now.
Get to work everyone.
Wait..you call the guys every time..and we end up no where.
Yes. - Let me try this time.
Of course, go ahead.
Hey.. - Yes, darling.
Come here.
That's not the right guy. - Be quiet.
He only got beaten up by men.
Let a woman beat him this time. - Oh my, God.
Now hit him. Not me..him.
Nothing happened. - Get lost..
Don't you want me to hit him anywhere else?
Get lost..get lost.. get away..
Hey.. Put the luggege inside quickly.
Boss..let's drink tea..come on.
Boss..he's moving.
Congratulations.
I guess only the upper portion is in coma.
The rest is still functioning.
Just a minute.
Boss calling..
Where are you? How is my son?
He's absolutely fine..he's getting better every minute.
Did you find the man who put him in coma?
Not yet, brother. - Useless man..
I spent 25o million in the last 25 years to find that man.
But you couldn't find any clue about him.
We will, brother..we're working very hard.
Tell him. - It's true boss.
Find him..or else I will find you and shut you down.
Fine..fine.. - Sir, coffee..
I am already so hot, and you got me hot coffee.
Make it cold and bring it back again.
Listen, don't be sad..
We're doing this charade for our son.
I wonder what condition he might be in.
Where he is..or what he's doing. Who knows.
I am sure he's fine, wherever he is.
I think someone's coming. Wear your mask.
Careful..mind your step.
My heart's on the ground. - Rascal.
Amazing, what a punch-line.
Hi, Rambo. - Hi.
My favorite actress Sunny Leone's film just released today.
I've booked a ticket..will you come along?
It's an adult film..they won't let an underage like me get in.
You go, adults like you are allowed.
Sunny Leone is great.
Bye, enjoy the film.
Oh beautiful swan.
You're right..red swan.
Hi, beautiful, you make bells ring in my heart.
What about you?
If my brother finds out, he'll ring all your bells.
Hi, bro.
Bull. - Mind your tongue.
Give respect and take respect.
Behind you. Behind you.
Behind you.
This is our heroine.
The only daughter of a miser father.
Today's heroes are no match for her.
The heroines are more powerful.
She's been to 900 temples looking for Maghadheera.
Someone please tell her to handle with care.
Do you want to kill the bull?
'Real love is when you see a girl..'
'..and she makes bells ring in your heart.'
'Understand..all over the body.'
I can hear bells.
'Whether thunder strikes in the sky or not..'
'..but she should light a small bulb in your head.'
Her headlight has lit up my bulb.
My back's broken, oh God.
Is everything fine?
Are you crazy? If you hit only once, he'll grow horns?
Come on, hit him again. - What?
He hit me once and I was completely shattered.
If he hits me again..
..I'll be dead for sure. No.. no. - Then what.
If he doesn't, then this is what you will look like.
Come on Lucy, hit him.
Congrats, Bro. finally you're in love.
Dude, don't forget to give me a treat after your breakup.
What? - What kind of a friend are you?
Let us get together first. - Look there.
"Son..balloons popping in your heart." - Yeah.
Hi, Natasha. - Hi.
"Many balloons popping in your heart." - Yeah!
Four monkeys sitting on the wall.
And they are drooling.
Take care, or you will wet your clothes.
Wait-wait-wait..
Give me your cycle..
Give fast. - I won't.
Give it I say. - I won't..
Come on. - Where are you going?
He's going to get sc*** - You're right.
Right now he's whistling, but soon he'll be screaming.
Hey dude, your dad.
Daddy..
Father and son have a really big generation gap.
Rambo, do you have any shame..or have you lost it all?
You're always smoking, chewing tobacco..
..are you my son or not.
All you do is loiter around with your useless friends.
Someday you'll blow me away like that cigarette smoke.
Shame on you.
These fathers don't understand our feelings at all.
Hey, bro..look, sister-in-law is coming.
Hello. - Hi.
I am Shiva. - I am Priya.
It's quite large. - What?
Your sandals are quite big. - I see..
So you're following me? - Correct.
When were you born? - 2nd Jan, 1988.
And I was born on 1st Jan.
You're 24 and so am I. - Yes.
But I am 12,120 second elder than you.
That makes you my younger brother.
Lot of girls made me their brother..
..but you should make me your beloved.
Why? - The answer is so common.
I love you.
You..
Oh my, God. - What's done? I did nothing.
I didn't even touch you. how did this happen?
Don't worry, son..I'll check her.
Sit down, dear..sit.. Careful.
It's a slight pain.
Are you a doctor? - No, I am a sweeper.
Will I have to clean it?
Look bro, don't be sad.
And apply Devdas' formula.
Cheers. - Cheers.
Hey.. Get another bottle.
This imported one's for me.
Grandma, you're like a small peg..
..and you want to drink an entire bottle.
Grandson, I taught you to drink alcohol..
..and now you're teaching me.
You're wasting precious liquor for a useless girl.
Girls are like this alcohol.
Let them slip through your hands like this.
Those who slip, let them go.
Someday you will grow old.
Find some rich girl and make her fall for you.
But you can't do that.
You're dancing at that girl's tunes..like a puppet.
Lover's failure is a common thing.
But if the common man's leader fails, then it'll be catastrophic.
Leader?
Won't you reignite the hopes of the people that have diminished?
Yes..she's right?
These days politicians are making people fight..
..and making money out of it for themselves.
Only a drunkard like you can do something.
Isn't that right?
He is right.
Yes, we're soldiers.
Yes.. - That means booze on discount.
I'll give you poison, get lost.
Give me booze..not curse.
Yogi.
Get that guy in the car.
We'll need a crane to lift him.
We won't need that, this ice-cream is enough.
"Would you like ice-cream?"
"Come with me."
"Come in..come in.."
Let's go.
Please, let me go.
Let me go..please.
Let me go.. - Shut your mouth.
I didn't abduct you to let you go!
I am going to squeeze you and drink you up.
Stop prancing around, I will get tired.
Then I won't be able to do anything.
Come here, sweetheart..I really waited a lot for you.
I can't control anymore.
Who is it?
Please..save my honor.
Go get an HIV test done at the hospital.
Go.
You arrived at the right time.
I thought that fatso is a man..but he couldn't do anything.
You look small..but there's no harm in trying.
Don't be fooled by my size.
I look small, but I am bigger than you can handle.
I will drink your blood.
B*** don't drink blood, they chew bones. Here.
Double-edged axe.
Pointed hammer. Sword.
Medium size sword. Needle.
How would you like to die? - Oh my, God.
First tell me..where did you get all these weapons?
Are you a hero or a villain?
Heroes don't just have costume designers..
..they have weapon designers as well.
Do you want to know where I got it from?
Choose any one weapon in front of you.
Or jump out of that window to your death.
Think fast, choice is yours.
One..
Two..
Three..
Four..
Five.. - I'll jump.
Jump.
I am saved.
Never underestimate banana.
D..that lady rapist is dead, and..
Boss, if you give a sad news to D..you get a bullet in return?
Never tell a bad news in a sad news.
Chewing gum..I've chewing gum for you.
Congratulations, the lady rapist is dead.
Oh no..he bust my ear. How will I listen to songs now?
Whether you give him a chewing gum or chicken..
..the boss will hit you if he wants to.
Then what did you say? - I called him brother.
Poor guy, you broke his heart. - No, he..
He must have felt bad.
Oh, God. - Look, isn't that him.
Hi, Priya.
What do you want? - I want your love.
Love isn't loose change which I will give you when you ask.
Why will you love a handsome guy like me?
You will fall for some ugly, rich guy.
You're scared of falling in love with me.
Look at me, I am handsome, good looking and rich..
..with a bungalow in every lane and money in the bank.
Maruti's Rolls Royce..innumerable cycles.
You're a middle class girl..so you can't tolerate my richness.
I am carrying a nuptial necklace..and I am ready to get my head bashed in.
Your dialogue won't have any effect on me.
If that's true, then spend 10 minutes with me.
I will end it. - Huh.
Not you..your thinking. - No need.
Why? Scared that you might fall in love?
Never. - Then let's go.
Fine..only 10 minutes. - Done.
Welcome home.
Brothers..
Friends..
Look who's here. - Oh my..
Shiva, who are they?
Abondened animals on the street get shelter by activists. .
But those who get ruined in love, no one gives them any refuge.
That's why I started this orphanage for lost lovers.
Priya, this is Majnu. He's the eldest around here.
Hello. - Hello.
You must be wondering why Paro isn't with me.
She died because of drinking more than me.
Priya, this is Romeo.
Heer got pregnant with someone else' child..
..and he cut off his tongue.
Hello.
I am going to marry her.
What's he saying?
He's saying, he'll cook in your wedding.
This is Gajni and that's Radhe.
Shiva. You've given refuge to superstars as well.
You're great.
Male samples are here, and females are on that side.
Jack. Jack. Jack.
Titanic's heroine.
What is this?
I've heard that donating food is the biggest donation.
After failing in love, they have stopped eating..
..so you give them two drops of life.
Don't get impressed anymore. Or else I'll touch the fan.
How can everyone drink in this, Shiva?
Sister..take this dropper.
Just like polio drops, we want only three drops to feel better.
Shiva? - Come on, Priya.
If you don't accept my love, then I'll be one of them.
Don't think, give me some too.
She didn't say yes and also took the booze.
Even after all that she didn't fall in love. I think she is gay.
Hey.. - What?
Men are gay, women are lesbians.
Lesbian! Lesbian! Lesbian!
If that's true, then I am prepared to become a girl for Priya's love.
I've seen lovers donating heart, eyes, kidney and other things.
But you're ready to sacrifice your manhood.
Hey..stop this..
There's only one solution to this confusion.
What? - Priya's friend Hansini.
Even though she's rich, but..
..Priya goes for shopping when she gets buy 1 get 6 offer.
Otherwise..she doesn't shop for years.
She's so simple.
But you know, many years ago..a miracle occurred with her.
Let's go into flashback!
Where did you all disappear to?
We'll come back when the flashback is over.
I also coming.
We'll take this route. Yes, let's go
Look at them. - Also Look that.
Stop! Stop! Stop!
We're in the wrong flashback. I don't see Priya anywhere.
Look closely.
See that woman in red sari. - Is that Priya?
Why does she look like an aunt? - That's her mother.
That child on her lap, that's Priya.
Just like Devdas and Paro, even they fell in love at first meeting.
Just like Ramcharan and Kajal felt a current in Magadheera.
They felt a similar thing.
But fate had something else instore for them.
They met..and separated as well.
That's the small love-story of my friend Priya.
Since then in buses, train, cinema-hall..everywhere.
Whenever she sees a boy, she holds his hand..
..and tries to see whether she feels the same shock or not.
If she finds Sholay's Ramlal some day..
..she'll hold his hand and find out what was Thakur's current.
Is she filmy?
She's a fan of Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Suraj Barjatiya and Karan Johar films.
First day first show.
She buys ticket in black and watches the film.
What else?
She loves classical dancing more than anything.
She's been learning for the past 20 years.
She wants to win an award for classical dancing before she dies.
That's not possible in this lifetime. - Why?
Just Joking.
Let's practice. - Best of luck.
Come on.. - Come on.
Bharatnatyam.
Kuchipudi.
Kathakali.
Movie Item.
Odissi.
Even a scanner doesn't work so hard like our superhero is.
Don't forget this step when you go inside.
This one.. On one leg. - Yes.
And this one..with two fingers. - Sure.
Wish me luck. - Don't forget this one at all.
All the best!
Priya, what are you doing here? - I knew you would come.
I wanted to show your talent to the world.
So I asked Farhan Khan..
..to put up the set of Palak Jhapka Ka right here.
Farhan Khan.
Brother Farhan Khan. - Farhan Khan.
Farhan Khan.
Son..what a dance..you shook the stage.
You liked it. Thank you..bless me.
Will you take it off?
You impressed Priya and me, honestly.
Let's see what the judges have to say about you. - Okay.
Who do I ask first? - Ask Pyar Chopra first.
Speak up old man.
You're really good.
This is really great.
Old man is good for nothing. Not for sale.
The judges are making a rotten face.
It was a disgusting and stupid dance.
What was the mistake? - What were you doing?
Dancing.
Do you know what dance means? - Yes.
You need to be enlightened. - Go ahead.
Kabadi-Kabadi! Kabadi-Kabadi! Kabadi-Kabadi! Kabadi-Kabadi!
How many times is that? Four times.
Those are the four important steps. You did it only three steps.
Who will do the fourth one? Me? Fine, I forgive your mistake.
And what about the mess up in between. - What form?
You think I don't know dance.
What did you do with the banana? - I ate it.
Ate it? Don't lie?
You threw away the banana and swallowed the skin.
No..I ate the banana.
You ate the skin. - It tasted like a banana.
He's arguing again.
He's trying to prove I am a liar. Did you record this?
Show it to him. - Okay.
Was that the banana?
Sorry sir. - Apologise to the banana.
Your tongue's faster than your legs.
I'll teach you a lesson.
Consider yourself eliminated. - No master.
Wait.
Mr. Charan Shohar, do you want to eliminate him?
He'll get eliminated.
And can you tell me a reason to eliminate him?
Reason..he threw away the banana and ate the skin.
He's never been to a dance class before.
But a lot of people eat the skin of the fruits, and not just him alone.
Like.. - Like boiled potatoes.
Listen to that..
You think I became a big director eating skins.
I am sure you eat the skin of a coconut.
Hold on. if you like banana, then you eat banana.
Take the skin off.
If he likes the banana skin, then let him eat it.
I love you, Shiva. - Thank you, sir.
You need to be enlightened as well.
Have you heard "Lemon-lemon..raw lemon".
It's not "Lemon's peel". - Listen to this.
"Peel your fruits..before you eat." How was that?
It was disgusting. - You are disgusting.
I love you, Shiva. - Thank you, sir.
You set the stage on fire..you were wonderful. - You will regret this.
You will regret this, get that.
They keep arguing for money, don't worry.
Go and ask for vote on camera.
I don't want to do it. - Okay, Mr. Farhan.
Go find someone else.
If you like the banana throwing, then..
..type D O O K U D U and SMS to MAHESHBABU on 121.
I want my money. - Sir.
What you did, do you call that dancing.
No..I..
You made a picture while dancing, didn't you?
Yes. - Show me what picture.
It was a picture of Priya. - Priya's picture.
Is that Priya's picture?
Sorry, Guru.
Charan..how can you be so easily deceived?
What deceit?
Don't you see the story behind this picture?
What story? He's calling this Priya's picture.
Not just yours, he couldn't have made a better picture than this one.
Everyone knows..your father was an ape, your grandfather was an ape.
In fact, even my ancestors were apes.
From that point of view..
..this picture he made of Priya is absolutely correct.
I love you, Shiva.
Thank you. - Keep it up.
If you have any humanity, then don't eliminate him.
I get it.. - Encourage him.
Please. - Superb Shiva..
Thank you. - God bless you.
Thank you, Shauhar..I love you. - Where are you taking me?
Kharukh is waiting for me.
Priya..I didn't dance for those illiterate people.
I did it for you.
It took you 23.5 years to learn classical dancing.
I learnt it in 23 seconds.
Don't waste these 23 seconds.
Your current flows through my views like blood.
Bye, Priya. - Shiva..it's you.
I've been waiting for you..where were you?
I love you, Shiva!
Eveready..that fooled her.
What will you do with this paper?
When we don't have water to drink, we use mineral water.
When we don't have water to bathe, we use perfume.
And when we don't have water to clean, then we use newspaper.
So many?
They have a joint family..45 members in total.
See you..I must go.
Look at their ways to save income tax.
Hi, grandma. - Hey, dude..where were you?
Trying to convince a rich girl. - Magic.
Look son, these rich girls are not right for poor people like us.
It's not so easy to impress them like you think.
I even danced for hours to impress her..back-attack.
What happened?
I did so many strange movements..
..that I can't even sit in the bathroom now.
Give me a pizza and a milkshake.
Just a minute, dude. Ramu.
Ramu?
This is Rambo. Not the American Rambo..
..but we call him Ramu politely.
Grandma, who is he?
Look, you were busy with love and dance all these days.
And I was all alone..
..so the guys in the neighborhood gave him to me for my assistance.
Hi, my name is Ramu.
Speed 160 km/hr.
My brain's empty like you. - Nice meeting you.
Give that to me.
Hey robo, give me back that pizza..
..or else I will deduct your salary.
The one you're talking about, is she richer than us.
Our family? You think we're Ambanis?
We're far below their status.
What was the time when I bought this duplex hut?
Why is there no water? - Shiva, take this.
For reading. - To wash hand.
Yeah, Shiva. Don't use it all up. - Why? What's in it?
Because I need to go as well.
And..I need to go too. - You too?
What kind of a life is this..dependant on paper?
I've been the Corporator for 30 years.
How dare you kidnap me? Who are you, rascal?
I am a serial-killer.
People are using newspapers in my area because of you.
Please..let me go. There's six rupees in my pocket.
You can take that if you want.
If that isn't enough, then there's catechu in my other pocket.
You can take that too. - That's enough.
Bribe! Bribe! Bribe!
Maybe you don't know..how I punish those who bribe.
What? - Only one punishment.
I show them family soap drama.
You must watch it too..without blinking an eye.
Look there..
Do you know what I'll do if you blink?
I'll make you see it again from episode one!
Hey useless daughter-in-law, come here.
Yes, mother-in-law. - How dare you talk back to me?
Go make a cup of coffee for me. Go on.
Poor thing..
Lord..why did you give me such a mother-in-law?
Poor soul!
Mother-in-law, coffee.
Wretched daughter-in-law, you broke such an expensive cup.
Why didn't you drop dead instead?
Come here..
You're going to break all my expensive stuff like this.
You will never learn.
Come here..I'll burn you. - Mother-in-law..
I'll show you.. - What are you doing?
No! - No!
No..no..no..don't play it again.
I cannot tolerate this anymore.
Hey useless daughter-in-law, come here.
Yes, mother-in-law. - How dare you talk back to me?
Go make a cup of coffee for me. Go on.
No..no..no..
Lord..why did you give me such a mother-in-law?
If anyone gives or takes bribe again..
..then Chenu will kill him showing this family soap drama.
I am not responsible for his death, it's the serial-makers.
See you.
Boss..this ear isn't mine anymore.
Doesn't listen to me anymore.
Someone brutally killed our Corporator Kadam!
Oh, God!
Sir, our daughter! - What?
I mean your daughter, look there.
Shiva, my father.
Don't worry, look this way..and wear the protective cover.
She should've been with our driver, who's this guy?
Hello. - Hello, did you pickup Priya?
No, sir..I've been trying to for a long time..
..but she doesn't give me a chance.
You fool, I meant..did you pick her up from college?
No, sir. I am still waiting outside the college, but she isn't coming out.
Sir, they are leaving.
Bring my coffee!
Sir..our missus' photo.
Sir, it slipped from my hands.
Kantarao. - Sir.
Shift her to my guesthouse. - You mean this photo?
Her. - Yahoo! Now sir is in my hands.
He get's job satisfaction, she gets money in her pocket.
And all I get is dissatisfaction.
Let's play a game. - What?
Let's change characters for just 5 minutes.
Meaning?
I mean..you pose as Raj and I'll be Simran.
Fine, that will be fun. - Okay, let's play. Start.
Sir, coffee..
Don't you know that you must bring my coffee in one minute?
Sorry, sir. - What sorry.
My back will get sprained.
I love you.
Hi, daddy.
Priya.
What's wrong, daddy? - No..now you're daddy and I am Priya.
Daddy..I love a guy.
Congrats, dear. You're my daughter.
I know you'll do the right thing.
Kantarao. - Yes, sir.
Give her 10,000 rupees.
Here you go, sir.
Love can be expensive..so keep this.
No-no-no..my boyfriend spends for everything.
I don't want anything. - Look, you're still a little girl.
You can lose the money..so keep it in the bag.
Sir..I've been asking for 10,000 since last year, for a hair-cut.
10,000 for a haircut. - Get a shave as well. Take 25,000.
But.. I am ruined.
Sir, can we take our bonus as well. - Of course.
Priya!
But daddy, you're Priya.
Priya, we should play this game every day.
Sir..she went towards her room in tears.
I hope she doesn't do anything wrong.
Priya! Priya! Priya! Open the door.
Enough of this drama. Now you're Priya and I am daddy.
You won't go out of this room now.
But how will you pass your time? - No idea.
Then get Idea.
Idea 3G. if you're hungry, just call.
"Every day I want to fly..stay by my side."
"Every day I want to dream..stay by my side."
"Every morning..I wish I could just play.."
"Wish this morning could just stay."
Call me on my other number.
Hello, Shiva.
Put your clothes on while bathing, I can't watch.
Don't joke, daddy knows our thing.
Our thing? You made an MMS video of us and put it on the internet?
I was talking out our love story.
Daddy has sent goons to kill you. I am scared.
No need to worry when I am here.
There's no such thing as fear for me.
Mommy..save me..
Hey..there he is.
Come on. Catch him.
Asian paints..decorates your walls..and saves you from goons.
Is that him?
Uncle, have you seen a guy? - I don't see guys.
I am not interested in guys.
Stop being a pervert, and get to the point.
That guy wearing a black shirt?
Hey..just answer what we ask you, you old man.
He just went inside, you fatty. - Hey..
Don't kill him out in the open.
Let's go kill him first, later we can deal with him.
Asian pants..can change your body as well.
Boss, I got a joker.
No..the king's here.
Hey baldy, don't mess with him.
He kicked me to the moon..
..and I'm returning now, after three years.
If you know what's good for you, then get out of here.
Get out..
Don't let him fool you. He's just a comedy hero.
He doesn't know a think about action. - You fools.
As soon as I was born..
..I sanctified the hospital with my pee.
I grew up riding a cycle..
..I guess you know who you're dealing with now.
I don't care about Hollywood..and Bollywood doesn't suit me.
I am fine the way I am.
Boss..even his punches has punches.
Even action heroes didn't have such punches.
Let's butter him up.
Sorry, brother..we won't obstruct your way anymore.
We've to do these things for our children's education.
Otherwise I am a graduate.
If the boss asks you, tell him that I ruffled you up really bad.
Take care.
Good goon. - Bless you.
Sweetheart.
Priya!
Priya.. - What is this?
Don't you know the difference between a bedroom and bathroom?
Don't make this mess on your wedding night?
I've already practice for that.
You'll keep practicing all your life, and never get to the finals.
Now get lost..I must go.
Priya. Priya.
Wow, Priya.
Shiva.
Let's go.
Daddy..if you want to kill anyone, then kill me.
Let me run.
This never happened?
Oh God, bow and arrow. I was better in the bathroom.
What is your problem?
Why can't I be her groom? Give me a reason.
Then listen carefully. Look at your stature..and look at ours.
You live in the well..and we live in the sky.
You don't even have a bullock-cart, and we have an AUDI.
Enough..
Why give me three reasons? I asked for only one.
You're greedy.
Listen Mr. Choteshwar Rao..I'll become richer than you.
Once the sensex shoots up.
Just last year I bought shares worth 15 rupees.
I'll give her all those shares.
Wife will be a billionaire, and I'll be her husband.
Sweetheart, this flower is from me to you.
Yahoo! - Not again.
Ramlal.
Thakur. - Get me a coffee!
A man has to work hard in order to make money.
He loses all peace and slumber.
And what else.
But..our film is super.
And the hero is a superhero.
See..how our hero became a billionaire even before the tea could be served.
''English Rap Song''
He went so fast..why is he coming back in slow-motion?
''English Rap Song''
I hope no one saw that.
Sir, coffee.
He came back even before the coffee.
Hello. Bambani. Who?
Mukesh Bambani? - M..M..M..
Bro, I don't do deal below 10 billion. Don't disturb me.
Listen, Mukesh. Stop fighting with Anil first.
Doesn't look nice. It makes a difference to the business.
Son-in-law. - Yes, father-in-law.
Lunch is ready, let's eat.
Lunch London. - Snack Switzerland.
Tea Bihar. - Dinner Dubai.
Seems like he'll go s** on Mars. - Hey..
Cancel everything.Fine, father-in-law. Prepare for dinner.
We'll have dinner together.
Sir, if you have a job for a PA.. - No PA..
I've a job for PA's PA. - PA's PA..I am better here.
Bye, Gulabo. - Bye, dear.
Before you go, please give a flower. - I'll give you that.
Look here, what is it? - He put it on your ear..
..rose flower. - Wow!
Who are you? Who are you? What are you doing?
My name..
My name.. - If you've sore throat, gurgle with hot water.
Hey..don't ever forget two things in life, baldy.
Keep short hair..and always carry cough syrup.
You're lucky, you don't have hair..or any life either.
But what is my mistake? - I wish there was one.
Chamanganj, Begumganj, Afzalganj..
..you broke the pipelines and stole drinking water.
What a big scam, you fool.
Parents work hard all day..
..so they can afford two glasses of milk for their kids.
But you adulterated that milk as well. And you want to know your mistake.
I cannot let you go. And I won't let you escape.
I won't do it ago..I'll forsake my evil ways.
You will.. But you'll be forsaking your life.
Buffaloes..this rascal adulterated your milk.
Kill him. Go.
Oh my..female buffalo winking at me.
If you want to go back to your stables again, then go kill him.
Don't just stand there like animals.
No! I must do something.
Laptop.
Look at this video..it's got 10 million likes.
This video of your mates has gone viral.
I think he's crazy..he's showing a movie to the buffaloes.
Is this Comedy Circus.
Go..take revenge.
Stop it..don't make me laugh anymore.
I can't laugh anymore.
Don't you want to make your family proud?
Do you eat grains or chowder?
Are you cowards?
Hey..buffaloes were just an excuse.
I wanted you to laugh to death.
You're a heart patient, I knew you couldn't tolerate bad comedy.
You won't survive. You gave me laughter attack.
Now Boss DK will never spare you!
One more in hell.
Boss D..I've news for you.
Someone killed our guy Pandu..mercifully.
Thanks, D.
Everyone's here, let's start. - Yes, we'll start.
You're a servant, why are you so shy?
Let my daughter be shy.
What are you doing?
Dear, look at son-in-law. - No, daddy..I feel shy.
Shiva..your girl.
Bro, look at whose hand your chewing.
Sorry, bro..I am feeling so coy that..
..I didn't realize I was chewing your hands.
Coy?
Sri Sri Sri Mr. Koteshwar Rao's only daughter..
..Priya's marriage is fixed with..
Tell me the name of son-in-law's father.
Son-in-law, tell him your father's name.
Father's name. - I guess he doesn't remember.
Hey..shut up.
Grandma, there's a twist in the story now..and you're feeding me sweets.
Why didn't you put my father's name in the birth certificate?
Tell me his email ID.
You didn't ask, so I didn't tell you.
Don't you watch Hindi films?
There's a locket in your chain. Take a look.
Grandma, father looks just like me. - You look like him.
Grandma, which one is my original mother?
Marriage has such peculiar traditions.
There is a proverb in English that always keep left.
That is why keep in the left and your mother on the right.
That means keep. - Yes.
Your father was not satisfied with one so he kept two.
Grandmother, to which village we belong?
Grandmother, why did you get a shock?
Grandmother, your veins can be seen.
Is your blood pressure increasing?
No. You asked the name of village so that is why..
..my blood started running. Seemapuram.
Grandmother, I am going to find my family.
Give me blessings. - Meet the real mother.
Come on, give me hug before I leave.
What about the engagement?
Now this engagement will be on hold.
Son-in-law.. - Hi-fi.
She just asked unknowingly..
Today she asked unknowingly and tomorrow you will ask purposely.
Enough. I don't want to be insulted anymore.
Now the engagement will take place only..
..when I get my father back in this house.
Till that time keep the fruits in the fridge.
And when will you eat?
Once I come back. - What about me?
Shiva, I am ready.
Come on let's go. - Priya, with whom are you running?
The heroine will always go with the hero.
I am not going to a tourist destination or picnic spot.
You will find your parents somehow..
..but first take her to honeymoon. Go daughter-in-law, go..
Slowly, the madam is getting jerks.
What can I do? I cannot control it.
Seemapuram is about to come so that is why..
..it is getting emotional and giving jerks.
You hold each other's hand.
Why isn't the car moving ahead?
The car cannot move ahead.
To make it move ahead you will have to kiss.
Hey, kissing scene.
If the character demands then I have no problem in kissing scene.
Don't get emotional. You don't have to do lip kiss.
You have to kiss the land.
My village..
Hey, what are you doing?
My doubt was right. It is cow dung.
Oh master..
What happened, Subedar
Sir, I have a request. Don't move your feet for five minutes.
Why? Are you getting news reporters?
It is great news that I came here.
Let's go from here.
Stupid, your feet are not on land but on landmine.
This is a landmine.
Hey, Subedar wait.
Hello, hello..
Hello Pradeep, you had told me that you love me.
I had refused but now my intentions are changing.
Very smart. I am still not dead..
..and she is already started wooing someone else.
Is there anyone who can save me from blast?
Is there anyone who can save me from blast?
Save me from blast..
Save me from blast..
What is the confusion? How did my voice change after echo?
It is not your voice but someone else is shouting like you.
Boss, if I move the bomb will blast.
Please help me.
You will be in trouble for two days then you will feel nice.
How will that be? - For last two days..
..I am using this area as bathroom.
Even the bomb is scared to blast at someone's hand.
Seeing someone's courage your heart comes out.
The he is is our sole doer who has come to save us.
An idea can change bomb time.
What an idea, sir?
Oh God..
What happened? Has BP increased?
The BP should be 200 and if it is 600 the blast will take place.
Come on pick up your leg I have to put injection.
And after one hour of injection you can eat grass.
Grass? Are you a veterinary?
Did you think of me as doctor of human beings?
Yes. - That is my brother.
We are twin brothers. He is doctor of human beings and I am of animals.
I had made your men understand but they forcibly brought me here.
Now that I have come pick up your leg so that I can put injection.
Many animals are waiting for me. Wait, I am coming..
What did you say?
Do i look like an animal. Come here , Rascal..
Hey, you stupid.. - Brother..
Come on pick up his pant and I will give injection.
No Sir!
Come on lift him.
For the sake of cow.
Don't put injection on me.
Hey, mother..
You brought a veterinary doctor for me.
So you also see what would be the condition of animals.
Now go in this condition and get a MBBS doctor.
Go now.
Why did you shout? - My life is a debt to your favors.
Now I have to live or die just for you.
No, no Shiva. We have got a spot boy for free to hold the umbrella.
So enjoy.
Sir, can you tell me the reason for coming here?
That is why I came.
Will you not show me flashback as in movies, sir?
The flash back is very long..
..and you are not intelligent enough to understand.
Understood sir. even your mother must be shouting..
..that my Karan will surely come.
Keep quiet. Living in Seemapuram why will you not pat your thighs?
By hitting I feel the pain in leg.
So not only leg but your back will also pain.
Take this, take this all the more..
Seemapuram English Medium School.
Welcome, sir. - 1, 2, 3, 4..
Come on, come on you are doing well.
2, 3, 4..
Welcome sir, welcome.. I am Kishor Das.
Wow! Even the statue is speaking English.
Sir, not the statue but this baldy spoke.
I am the headmaster of this school.
Sir, is he the owner here?
No, he is a station master.
In those days there was no railway station in this village.
He made the entire village a railway station.
By patting his thighs the train would stop or move.
One day he was standing between the tracks to stop the train.
And to stop the train he was about to pat his thighs..
..that his waist got twisted.
What happened then? - The train killed him.
In his golden memory we got this golden school made.
And also got his story printed in the book.
Here we give degree for putting life at risk.
I think their study is over and..
..now they are going to go and thrash the villagers.
Madam, do you know how to pat your thighs?
No, but why?
Because your thigh is looking beautiful.
Will you do one hour patting your thighs course?
I will do all the courses.
Tell me google where is the place.
Zoom. Where is Kaancha Reddy's enemy.
The enemy has entered this village.
Great. - Come on.
Stop it. Where are you going?
To kill him, priest.
Do you know how he looks?
Don't tell him anything..
..He gets veterinary doctor instead of doctor for human beings.
He is a fool.
Do you have any photograph of your enemy?
No I don't have but have a photograph of his before he was born.
That is enough for me.
Tell me fast google.
He resembles his father. I believe he is my son.
That means you had doubt on me.
Doubtful man! - Was only confirming.
Before they find him we will have to find our son.
Come, Lets go. - What are you looking at continuously?
Just see what is there in this due to google.
Priest, for last 25 years I am asking my mother..
..about my father but she does not answer.
Take my photo and see who my father is.
Hail to google.
Hey google, my father should be Birla, Tata or Ambani.
Who is he?
Stupid, what will do after finding your father after 25 years.
Will you take share in property?
Hurry up go and catch him.
Hey, come on.
Google always tells the truth.
Priest, my brothers are missing since last one week.
Just see where they are.
Hail to google.
Where are his brothers?
Hey, google tells he is getting massage done in Bangkok.
In Bangkok?
Whose call is it?
Hey, it is brother's call.
What should we do now?
Hello brother. - Where are you all?
We are in a desert and it is very hot here.
We are finding him, brother.
The google is saying that you are getting massage done in Bangkok.
Has Google started speaking?
He is jealous. That is not the case, brother.
Keep quiet. The one whom you are finding is already in our village.
And if you do not come here as soon as possible..
..then I will do your sandwich massage.
No, no brother I will come. I will come.
He is talking of giving sandwich massage..
..but he is not worth giving a snack massage.
Listen, men of Kanchana Reddy are coming.
Let's hide.
Hey, come on sit in the car.
Don't do anything without money.
Shiva, don't scream at them. They can put a knife on my throat.
Congratulations, you have brains.
Come on sit now. - Come on.
Come on sit inside.
Come on let's kill them here.
Keep your stupid ideas with you. Understood.
According to rules of Seemapuram..
..till they do not cross the threshold of the house we cannot kill them.
Hey, has the wheel got jammed?
Hey, who are you?
Jaffer, Jaffer..
Jaffer Bhai. The problem arises where there is Jaffer.
Hey, kidnap this stupid..
..we can use him to check the sharpness of the knife.
Even death is scared of my name.
You are useless.
What did he show them, sir?
He must have shown some things.
Hey, let's run from here.
You do not see.
Why did they run way seeing the uniform of a small child?
According to rules of Seemapuram..
..no one has the right to how weapon to a child or a woman.
Understand. Mind it.
He may look useless but he is of great importance. Do not let him go.
Sir, I am in great trouble. Please help me.
My body, soul and money is all yours.
Use it as you wish to.
Accept my gift.
He has accepted it. He looks interested.
Done.
Get up. My hard heart has melted.
I am happy listening to you saying that you will give me whatever I want.
I understood the depth of your problem.
From now on you are mine and I am yours.
Thank you, priest. - Mandal is thankful.
What are you saying?
Yes, brother. A man in school uniform took them away.
That means he knows the secrets of Seemapuram.
Sir, two servants from our house are missing.
I have found this mask and CD from their room.
Hey, his parents were staying in our house..
..for last 25 years wearing a mask.
Staying here with us they cheated us.
And fool also.
Here I have the CD of their family song.
And because of this CD they will die.
I think this is Basanti's house.
Sir, how did you come to know?
Look, Dhanno is standing with her husband.
Give me this hand, Gabbar.
It seems Thakur sir has got up. Let's go inside.
Thakur sir, Thakur..
Thakur sir..
Ram Lal, get my breakfast.
What are you doing with my daughter-in-law?
She.. - I have kept her as my daughter.
You are taking advantage of her being widow.
Now you will marry her.
Thakur sir.. - Make her wear the sacred thread.
Hey, I love her and you will put the sacred thread.
If I will not put then Thakur sir will kill me.
If you put then she will kill me.
I think I will have to do something.
Police, police..
Here, she comes, the fat lady.
Hey Basanti, the life village. Who was he?
He was a policeman. Who are you?
He is a low standard servant. Make her wear the sacred thread.
Thakur..
Darling, you..
What, darling?
Where were you for last so many years? - I..
You had said that you have come here for the first time.
But seems you have already been here.
Shiva.. - Priya..
I think the madam has some confusion.
Can there be any confusion for a handsome man like you?
Wait, I will show you something.
Kalpesh, Abul, Ravi..
There is some confusion.
You are thinking me to b Kalpesh.
Kalpesh is my father and I am his real child.
You are Kalpesh's son. Son..
Aunty..
Keep quiet. If someone hears then I will be insulted.
First tell me where is my family?
Even I am your family member, son.
Quiet. Whether it is mother, father or daughter but justice will take place.
In a family there should be love between two people and not enemy.
Thakur sir..
He has lost his senses. Have you given him anesthesia?
No, actually he expelled the entire village.
But those people settled into a new village and they expelled him.
From that time he is always sad.
I am staying here for my business.
Otherwise what will I get from him.
What does that mean? Are you his business partner?
Why are you getting jealous?
Aunt, do you know where my father is?
No son. But yes sometimes I used receive messages on facebook.
But have not seen him for years.
But he was sure that you would come one day.
That is why he had given me CD of family song. I will just get it.
These are CD's of songs of my old lovers.
But where is Kalpesh.
Here he is. Take this son.
Aunt, will I get a DVD player?
No son, but Thakur has a laptop so I will give you that.
In such a remote village what would the Thakur be doing with a laptop?
However old he may be but he may be still young at heart.
Sir, put it here.
Password required. Password required.
Truth, justice, inqlaab.
Voice recognise.
The life of the magician was trapped in the parrot..
..and his password in the hands of this beauty.
"Inky, Pinky Ponky."
"Father had a donkey."
"Donkey died father cried, father cried."
Where is my family? Father, mother..
I am coming.
"Inky, Pinky Ponky."
"Father had a donkey."
"Donkey died father cried, father cried."
"Donkey died father cried, father cried."
"Inky, Pinky Ponky."
"Long, long back.."
"Sad, Sad flash back.."
"Family broke..where are you?"
"My dear.."
"If you comes happy time in our life forever."
"Inky, Pinky Ponky."
"Father had a donkey."
"Donkey died father cried, father cried."
"Donkey died father cried, father cried."
"Inky, Pinky Ponky."
Listen.. - What happened?
He is coming here.
Where is mother and father?
Come son, come. Your father and mother are inside.
Really.
As he steps inside kill him.
Come, come..enter.
Why did you stop, son? Is there any problem? Come inside.
Wait, dear. - Now who is he?
According to rules of Seemapuram we are children..
..can't you see the uniform?
You cannot do anything.
You have worn the uniform but not him.
I knew that. Com on Shiva, get up change.
A new twist in the story.
Come on, boys.
According to rules of Seemapuram elders cannot kill younger children
but younger children can kill younger children.
Stupid person. According to rules.
You can only kill once the threshold is crossed.
Have you forgotten this?
Hey, this is just a small trailer.
I will bury you right here.
Just turn around.
So quickly you got the death bed laid.
The desire of revenge is burning inside me for last 25 years.
Hey, kill these rascals.
Hey, why do you want to kill me? What is your problem?
The desire of revenge is burning inside me for last 25 years..
..your urine killed my elder son.
And with your leg you made my younger son go in coma.
My urine..
Was that me only?
What are you looking at? Kill him.
Shiva, how did you do this? - Seventh sense.
Give this to me, you useless fellow.
He is coming this side, so beat him with your seventh sense.
That can be used only once in a day.
Now only one sense remains and that is common sense.
Why did you close your eyes? He will chop off your head.
How did you do this?
With urine. Look at the flashback.
Even the police will not come to know the real reason of his death.
Hey, Kaancha stand up. Stand up Kaancha.
Hey, useless fellows. - Brother..
There is one more emergency.
You have already done it. Now what?
Not this on but that one.
Run..
Brother..
Hey, they are Kaancha's killers so stop them.
Come on. Catch them.
Will you take money? Here, take them.
Rain of money.
Hurry up and come Shiva.
Give me 2 rupees more so it will become 100/-
What happened?
You have got up son but now he has laid down.
They killed your father.
After so many years I came out of coma but now you are no more, father.
I have become an orphan.
Hey, Eveready you have not come out of coma to cry.
Just understand that you have to finish the movie.
Take this sword and kill them.
Kill them.
Finish them. - Who did this?
Hey, he killed the Google Baba.
The Google has crashed so now you have fun with him.
He is going. Come on. - Come on.
Google Baba is crashed.
The letter has come from the kidnappers of your family.
The enmity starts now, boss. D
Who is this D?
Whether it is agitation on road by Anna or Lord Ganesha immersion..
..I will change my way and destroy the enemy.
Tell me truly like a small kid whatever I ask you.
Otherwise you will die an untimely death.
Even doctor cannot save you.
Tell me who is your boss D?
I Don't know boss D.
Even if I knew I wouldn't have told you.
Your friends are waiting for you in hell.
Shall I send you there soon?
That means you killed three of my friends.
Not three Hariya but four.
And you are the fourth one.
Turn the tap off. I just have bath on Saturday and today is Sunday.
I will give you 50/-, 100/- or take crores.
Tell me what you want. I will give you whatever you want.
Just turn the tap off.
You cannot have faith in electricity and private job.
Put, put more.
Keep quiet. You have laughed enough.
I shall not waste water of my country for a fool like you.
I will kill you by a very easy plan.
How will you kill me?
Where are you going leaving me here?
Open the rope.
No, no..
To kill a stubborn person like you..
..I had worn these socks for last three years.
No, no..
Due to its odor you will die.
No, no..
Leave me, sir. I will tell who boss D is?
Come on tell me where D is?
Boss D..
Where has he gone?
Sir, the rowdy who killed with the knife has escaped. Shall I catch him?
Boss D..
Tell me. I will take you to the hospital.
No, we will catch the one who has knife in his hand.
Even the law says so. Let's go
You will find him...
You are under arrest.
He spoke our dialogue, idiot.
Arrest him.
Being a DGP I do not know..
..why the commissioner has called this emergency meeting.
Please tell the secret commissioner sir.
Okay I will tell the secret.
In the city the fear of Gabbar Singh..
..and loan recovery agents is increasing day by day.
Thos e people think that policemen are watchmen.
Recently the famous contractor Peela Lal Singh..
..Mogambo and Shakaal were killed.
Do you know who is behind all these murders?
Whosoever he is if I do not arrest him and give him punishment..
..then you can give me any other name than Mithun.
Mithun, first remove the goggles.
I have got viral in eyes. - Then let it be.
Department has arrested that murderer.
I know that you all must be anxious to see him.
I think commissioner sir is just moving his lips..
..but is not saying anything.
Mr. Veerappan, first remove the cotton from your ears.
Sorry sir.
The name of that courageous person is Mr. Shiva Manohar, IPS
Batch number Loose.
I mean 35007
He took training in Gar Chirauli.
I had gone to urinate but why did you shot at me.
Gold medalist.
24*7 under cover.
Mr. Shiva Manohar IPS.
Welcome Mr. Shiva. Your chair is vacant.
Shall I ask you a question? Is undercover operation necessary?
This is a long story. If I tell you then my tea will get cold.
Shiva will tell the story further.
We can encounter each hooligan of the city..
..But with this police will be insulted.
That is why commissioner uncle and I..
..together did planning of undercover operation.
Do you think by killing these four the crime in the city will lessen?
No. We will have to kill their leader.
Boss D.
You mean B for ball.
No. D for danger.
He knows that I am killing his men.
That is why boss D has kidnapped my family.
If this child of a goat can reach the head constable..
..then after drinking anyone can enter.
When police is not safe then how will they protect others?
Tell me, police uncle. - Absolutely right, Shiva.
I give you full power to catch D.
And by promoting you I make you the DGP.
Commissioner, why are you after my position?
I am sorry. It was just a slip of tongue.
Not DGP but DCP.
DCP. Acceptable sir.
Congratulations sir. - Thank you.
Congratulations sir. - Thank you.
Congratulations sir. - Congratulation sir.
Keep them there. - How are you Shiva?
I am busy Priya.
Congratulations. - Thank you.
Do you know I am giving a party for your promotion?
Where? - In the restaurant 'You Are Under Arrest'
You are under arrest.
Priya, there is an emergency.
Do you want to go to toilet?
No. I have to go to restaurant.
Before dying D's man had named this restaurant.
That means Boss D and that restaurant has a connection.
Wow! Shiva you are too good. You are a genius.
No one can compete with you.
No one can dare to attack Shiva.
"English Rap Song"?
My promotion..
You are already a DGP. Shall I make you the Prime Minister now?
No, no I just wanted some money.
"English Rap Song"?
Shiva, Shiva what happened to you?
Shiva, get up otherwise these people will kill you.
Hey girl, tell him that courageous people..
..also hide after hearing the name of D.
Beat him.
I should not have drunk so much and danced with that girl.
First, I had the responsibility of saving my family.
And now Priya.
I will first save Priya because she is my future family.
Doctor.. - Sorry, sorry..
Idiot, always tried to take a chance.
He cannot get well before 10-15 years.
He does not need medical but miracle.
Priya, mother, father...
Shiva.. - Uncle..
Nothing will happen to them.
Policemen are there.
No, I will have to go.
Let me go.
Where are you going? - Stop him.
Relaxed, cool.
It was really urgent.
Aluminum factory. This place was selected so that there is less damage.
But they did not know that our hero is a strong man.
Listen; if that rascal comes on bike then 10 men will attack from here.
Yes brother.
If he comes by car then 20 men will attack.
If he comes by train then 30.
Okay brother.
And if he comes by flight then 40 men should be ready.
Does anyone have any doubt?
Understood brother.
How many people are there in our gang?
20 people, brother.
Are you weak in maths?
The budget was less so that is why the producer called for fewer men.
I am not bothered about the budget but I need 10 men more.
Not just 10 but hire 100 people, you fool.
The more the better but there should not be less.
Their son has come.
Which language are you speaking?
I am speaking Marathi.
This is called National Integration..
..the moment he saw death in front he started speaking all languages.
I suggest you to kill him.
Even if you have any last wish then also do not tell.
Shiva..
"Inky Pinky Ponky.."
"Father had a donkey."
"Donkey died, father cried..father cried."
"Donkey died, father cried..father cried."
Do you want to go to toilet again?
No..
"Father had a donkey." - One..
Two, three.. - "Donkey died, father cried..father cried."
Great. It is a medical miracle.
102. - Really.
"Inky Pinky Ponky.."
Boost is the secret of my energy.
"Long, long back..sad, sad life."
"Family broke..where are you?"
"My dear.."
"Inky Pinky Ponky.."
"Father had a donkey."
"Donkey died, father cried..father cried."
Shiva..
Everready, he is here.
"Father cried.."
"Inky pinky Ponky.."
Run..
Mother, father.. Mother, father..
Son's mother, he is absolutely like his father. He speaks all languages.
Father, the school in which I was admitted..
..there I have learnt all languages.
Look, he speaks just like you. I hope no evil eye falls on him.
Priya, take them back in rickshaw. - And you..
Come on, let's go.
Hurry up, I feel like eating snacks.
Uncle, aunty escaped.
What were you doing then? I had asked you to kill him as soon as he comes.
You had said that if he comes by bike, car, train or plane then beat him.
You had not said anything about road roller.
Keep quiet, baldy. Go and catch him.
And kill him. - Come on.
Hey the way you are taking circles reminds me of Garba.
In childhood I played a lot of Dandiya without sticks.
Come on team meeting, - Okay brother.
Listen. He seems to be a big player so let's play one by one.
Hey, hairy fellow first you go. - Okay.
I have not even touched you then whose blood is this.
Yours. - What?
Check if you have piles.
Do you have dettol?
No, will phenyl do? - Even engine oil will work.
Otherwise I will be the first rowdy to have been killed by self.
Time please..
You continue.
Hey, being so elder you still wear diaper.
I do not come to know when I urinate.
Idiot, it is stinking. Go and change.
Next time keep Odomos in diaper.
I do not fight with children. Go.
I will tell mother.
Hey, just shoot him.
Hey,
Hey, this AK-47
This is Itching-47
If we shoot you will bleed profusely.
If this touches you then you will die of itching.
Hey, you also go.
Next.
Next.
Here, hit me here, idiot.
Hit me here.
Hit here as well.
Hit here.
What are you doing?
150 years ago my father had hid a weapon while shaving.
Yes.I got it.
Now will you open a barber shop with a blade?
Not a shop but your head.
Do you know why I left you?
Because till today you have not enjoyed married life.
Marry a girl who is spendthrift.
Were you there in this movie?
Sir, I am the one whom you saved and became a hero.
But why did you kill him? - So that you don't go to jail.
But you will go.
I am not bothered if I go to jail. You are my hero.
Because of you my daughter got married.
She is going to become a mother. I am going to become a grandfather.
Put a break. Have you come to fight or just do somersaulting?
Sir my name is Golu Gulati.
Show me how you will do goal.
Hey Boss D. Hey stop.
Attack.
''Every day I want to fly."
Hey Boss D why did you trouble me so much?
Tell me. Can't you speak without removing the gun?
You are doing encounter with the wrong man.
Sorry then who is Boss D.
Okay, we will meet again. See you, uncle.
Why this Kolaveri, Kolaveri D?
Chameleon, thank you for telling D is playing cricket underneath.
Without any reason the lights are on.
I will have to give this information to the electricity department.
Abhimanyu, you will have to break this electric whirlpool.
I think Boss D is fond of this kebab.
Boss D, show me your face.
D for grandmother.
Grandmother, you are Boss D.
Hey, you got confused seeing your grandmother.
There was prediction one hour and fifteen minutes after you were born.
That you will become a super hero. Do you remember I did that?
First tell me why did you do this drama?
You call it a drama? Without villain a hero cannot become super hero.
You need to speak good dialogues.
If dialogues are weak then movie flops.
The hero should have a better body..
..than a villain but you did not have.
I swear I worked so..
..hard to make you a hero.
''English Rap Song''
''English Rap Song''
To get you a good body I made the slabs broken on my body.
Don't look at me like this.
Arrest me and take the gold medal.
Grandmother, with these hands you made me drink polio medicine.
With this hand, son. - Yes,
you made me eat with this hand. And beat me also with this hand.
No.
That person must be a fool to put handcuffs in these hands.
No. don't shed crocodile tears, son.
Fulfill your duty.
Is duty more important than the love of grandmother?
Mind says duty but the heart says love.
Whom should I listen to?
Listen to your heart ad forget my love.
I will become don of Dubai and will make you superstar of India.
From Karachi to Kanyakumari everyone..
..will recognize grandmother and grandson.
And everyone else will be useless.
I understood grandmother. You are fulfilling your desire of acting here.
You could not become the hooligan of top class..
..that is why I will put allegation of all scams..
..and send you to Tihar jail.
Then you will become famous. The jail is waiting for you.
Then hurry up.
Hello.. - Hey, who is speaking?
Sorry sir, it's me speaking.
Tell me, what is the news?
Shiva cheated us and kidnapped aunt.
What?
If she reached the court then we will also be in jail.
Don't worry. She will go to court but will not be able to speak.
Keep a watch that side.
Hey, get back. Get back.
The time has come that was long awaited.
Boos D had created fear for years in the city.
The biggest Don D is about to reach the court.
Along with cameraman Ram Babu Maidanga, F TV.
Please, get back.
Please get back.Get back. Give the criminal the space.
The court is waiting.
DGP
You are under arrest. - Sir but..
Give the justification in the court.
The proceedings may start. - Thank you my lord.
This Shiva has killed DGP in front of you.
That is why I appeal to the court that under section 302 of IPC..
..he must be hanged to death.
Hang to death.
Young man, do you want to say anything to justify yourself?
Not now. - Wait Judge sir.
He is the Jaffer. He is the Jaffer.
Brother Jaffer.
No, Roy. Jaffer Roy.
CBI officer.
Because of suspicion CBI had sent me as undercover agent to follow Shiva.
After staying with Shiva I came to know that he was also a..
..undercover agent and was fulfilling his duty.
To save D he shot.
All proofs of this case are there in this new I Pad.
It is little heavy. I think the proofs would be more.
I will see them carefully.
Idiot. Thank you my Lord.
Keeping in mind all the proofs and witnesses the decision..
..of this case is postponed till the 24th of the next month.
But because that day it is birthday party of my niece..
..so I am announcing the decision of this case today.
The murder of DGP who supported criminals..
..more than the law is a crime.
That is why this court considers..
..Shiva innocent and orders to release him.
30 years ago Major Chakradhar popularly known as Bobblypuddi..
..and few years ago keeping in mind..
..the decisions in the case of lecturer..
..Tagore Shiva is considered innocent.
Not only this but Shiva's grandmother..
..D is released for making such a super hero..
..But is also recommended for Oscar Award.
Thanks. My debt of love is paid.
Thanks for what.
Even AR Rehman had said these lines while taking Oscar.
Good idea.
The court orders the government..
..to promote Shiva to DGP.
No, not at all my Lord.
I don't want to work for a department where working..
..so hard I could not buy a house.
Speaking.
Hello Mr. Shiva I am CM of your state speaking.
Our police department needs you.
What you are saying is right but the salary is very less.
Who is this?
Son, Shiva. I am speaking from Delhi.
Listen, Shiva it is important for you..
..to join this police department.
I am sorry whosoever you are but I could not hear anything.
Oh Obama.. - Mr. Shiva Obama speaking.
Join the duty quickly and shave our country.
Mr. Obama, not shave but save your country. Okay.
You are our family friend that is why I cannot say no to you.
I'll catch tomorrow's flight and will reach day after tomorrow.
Now you will earn in dollar.
Acting best. - All the best.
Really enjoyed Daddy but where is this hero going.
Child, the hero usually goes like this at the end of the movie.
There is no special reason for this.
Just understand that walking is good for health.
With this the cholesterol decreases and..
..BP and Sugar also remains under control.
But if you want to do exercise then watch this movie again.
Because laughter is the besyt medicine.
Child, you sleep now. It is not good to be awake till late.
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