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Idiotic Robot | 봇말려 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 5:47.
(Idiotic Robot)
What time did I get in last night?
I don't even remember.
What the...
Where's Jinho-bot?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
- Did you sleep well, master? / - Yeah.
I have no emotions. I am Jinho-bot.
Okay.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot, can you get me some water?
Yes, master.
Hold on.
How tall are you?
Master, my length is 186cm.
You'd be a model if you were handsome.
Model?
A model is...
- Forget it. Just get me water. / - Yes, master.
Errand mode.
Model?
Model?
What was that?
What the...
You think you're really a model because I said so?
You're not that much taller than me anyway!
- Bring me my water. / - Yes, master.
- Master. / - Hey.
- Master. / - Hey!
- Master. / - Hey, hey.
I'm here!
- So there you were. / - What the...
You did that on purpose.
I don't feel so well.
I need something for my hangover.
Do you know how to make bean sprout soup?
Yes, master.
Chef mode.
I hope I didn't make a mistake when I was drunk.
It's worrying.
Hey! What did you just add?
- Bean sprouts, garlic... / - No, no.
What did you just add?
If I told you that too, I'd have nothing left.
Stop watching TV!
This stupid tin can can't do anything right!
Are you sulking?
- I am not. / - What the...
I think you're sulking.
I said I am not.
I think he's sulking. Gosh...
- Honey! / - Hi, honey.
Jinho-bot.
I bought a gift for you.
So cute!
You really enjoyed that.
Honey, what about mine?
- I only got one for Jinho-bot today. / - What?
So cute.
He looks so cocky now!
What's his deal?
Give me those.
Give it here, fool.
- Honey. / - Huh?
- Look at me. / - Okay.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Did you just imitate me?
I did not!
Don't get all sulky over things like this!
Here, I'll give it back.
I'm sorry, Jinho-bot...
I am fine.
Honey, you should've been careful.
Think about how big your head is.
Jinho-bot, I'll buy you a new one.
Jinho-bot, cheer up!
- Understood. / - What?
That was a little too easy!
- You go over there and clean. / - Yes, master.
Cleaning mode.
- Honey, let's sit. / - Okay.
Honey, did you have a good business trip?
Sure. I even bought some cookies for you there.
Honey...
What's his deal?
- Poison inspection mode. / - What?
Honey, this is my robot.
I got indigestion from eating that one time.
So I put him on poison inspection mode.
- Really? / - It is safe. Transmit.
- What? / - Transmit?
What the...
Why does he give it to you like that?
- Honey, it's a robot. / - Gosh...
So you don't want my gift?
I do!
Poison inspection mode.
Unsanitary, unsanitary.
One Jindo dog, one Jindo dog.
It's not that bad! Geez...
And thanks. I need to wash my mouth out.
Thanks, Jinho-bot... What the...
Why would you... You should give that to me!
Geez, I'm so offended.
Hello?
Oh, alright.
Honey, I need to move my car.
- You're moving your car? / - I'm going now.
What was that face? Geez...
Anyway... Maybe I should watch a movie with Somi.
Jinho-bot, recommend me a hot movie
that I would like.
Yes, master.
Movie recommendation mode.
- Honey, you're back. / - Yeah.
I picked out a movie for us to watch together.
Alright, let's watch a movie.
What is this?
What the...
What is this?
- What's this? / - Honey, is this what you like?
It's not like that...
Pervert!
- Somi! It's not like that! / - Geez!
No, Somi!
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Be Mine | 내 꺼 하자 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 5:00.
(Be Mine)
We're here for an investigation
so let's talk about us afterwards.
When?
We're getting married next month.
We need a house!
I'm trying to get one.
But it's hard to find a house for lease these days.
And you know detectives don't make much...
So what?
You won't find a house?
- I didn't say... / - Then let's live separately.
We won't get married. Let's break up.
- Don't take it that far. / - Forget it! Just get to work.
We'll talk about this later.
- Who are you? / - Salute.
- Yes. / - Salute.
We're the police and we're here to investigate.
Oh, you're the police?
We heard there was a robbery.
Just thinking about it makes my heart pound.
I bet it was very shocking.
I was more scared than shocked.
- Now, I'm selling my house. / - Really?
Is the lease for this place around $200,000?
It's actually $150,000, but now it won't sell for
even $100,000 because of the robbery.
- $100,000? / - $100,000?
Goodness...
It looks a lot more spacious from the inside.
- What's that? / - The veranda.
- This place has a veranda too? / - A veranda!
Look at that view.
- It's like New York. / - It's so nice.
- May I get some water? / - Water?
It's in the refrigerator.
I don't see a refrigerator.
That wooden door there.
That's the refrigerator?
It's like that because it's built in.
Gosh! A built-in fridge! Goodness!
Detective Kim! Detective Kim!
- Get over here. / - What is it?
Honey, the fridge has an ice-maker too!
What? There's an ice-maker?
- Wow! I've never seen that! / - This is great!
I want to live here.
- Sora, let's just get this place. / - Yeah!
What? Do what?
- We're going to investigate. / - Investigate.
- Oh, investigate... / - Yes.
What's that red thing on the wall?
Oh, that must be when
I was fighting with the robber.
It must be blood.
Can that be evidence?
- We should investigate. / - So there's blood.
- Does it come off? / - No.
Dang... Then we have to re-wallpaper this place.
Gosh... The wallpaper here was perfect too.
- It'll stick out if you just cover that spot. / - Definitely.
Take a photo for now.
- Why? / - As evidence.
Oh, evidence?
This way the landlord can't blame us.
Gosh! You're so shrewd at times like this!
I am not! Gosh!
Can that be evidence?
Sure. We took a photo
so it can definitely be used as evidence.
So don't try to say it was us.
- Say it was you? Why would I? / - No. no...
- The culprit. / - Yes, the culprit.
So how did you find the culprit?
It was around 1 a.m.
- I woke up from footsteps upstairs. / - Hold it.
You heard footsteps upstairs at 1 a.m.?
Yes!
That's a serious problem.
Did you hear that, Detective Park?
So you can hear noise between the floors.
I'm sensitive. I can't sleep with noise.
This is shoddy construction.
But we're out on stakeouts at 1 a.m.
- So it doesn't matter, right? / - What are you saying?
You said I should quit my job once we're married.
You're really going to?
Fine, I'll work then! I'll work.
I'll work even after my bones break from having kids!
- No... / - I'll work!
- Stand aside. / - Hold on...
Why are you doing this, sir? I'm trying to work.
Stand aside. Move. I'm going to work.
So where were you?
- I was sleeping in this room. / - In your room?
I'm going to work in this room!
Geez...
- Detective Kim. / - What is it?
- There's a bathroom in the bedroom! / - What?
A bathroom in the bedroom?
- This is insane! / - For real!
Look, look, look!
- This house is great! / - This is crazy!
Thank you so much for calling this in!
- No... / - Thank you so much!
I'm going to look around in that room.
- Look around? / - I mean investigate.
- Yes... Go ahead. / - Check the water pressure.
- Detective. / - Yes.
- This potted plant. / - Yes.
The robber kept picking it up to hit me with it.
Don't you think his prints would be on this?
Oh, you're right.
Detective Park, get out here.
Detective Park. Detect...
Detective Park, get out here...
Did you call me?
Several times. Why didn't you respond?
I didn't hear you.
I called out like 3 or 4 times and you didn't hear?
I didn't...
Amazing soundproofing!
What's with this place? I love it!
Honey, we can use this our bedroom
since the soundproofing is good.
Why does our bedroom need good soundproofing?
- You already know! / - For what?
What will you do?
- Should I help? / - We're going to investigate.
Yes, investigate.
Who is it?
Who are you?
I'm here to see the apartment.
To see the apartment?
Freeze!
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
You have the right to remain silent.
But you can't get a lease.
What are you saying?
- Here... Look. / - What the...
- Hold on... / - What's being investigated?
It's the scene of a crime
A murder.
Around 10 were killed.
You might be the 11th.
Why would you put a place like this up for lease?
- What the... / - Bye.
Hey! Was that the culprit?
- Just a solicitor. / - Yes, a solicitor.
- Oh, he was a solicitor? / - Yes.
So are you through investigating?
Yes, we'll contact you soon.
Okay. Great work.
- Salute. / - Salute.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Gosh, nobody wants to lease this place?
Who is it?
- We're here to see the apartment. / - What?
We hear there's a bathroom in the bedroom.
This place is so nice!
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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 3:57.
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Lettuce!
What was that?
I just said anything!
You just say anything for the Say Anything Festival.
That's right.
Use the bathroom later.
Who did you say that to?
I just said it to anyone.
Right.
- Someone must have to go. / - Right.
You can blurt out any absurd thing
at the Say Anything Festival
but it can't make sense or remind you of anything...
- So it's very difficult. / - Right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
34, 24, 30...
That's it!
34, 24! Totally absurd!
Just blurt out anything!
That's right.
Yeongjin, you've known Minkyoung for 10 years.
Yes.
I went to the army with her.
Pencil case!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it Yu Ain from the movie "Veteran?"
What do you call it when a millstone
doesn't have a handle?
This is defective.
- Defective! / - Amazing.
Defective.
He started with the movie "Veteran..."
- And ended up really stubborn. / - Yes.
I bought a rice roll with no cucumber.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Get it together.
Lie on your belly!
Lie on your back!
Good night.
He said good night.
- Good night. / - That's right.
Such a sweet way to discipline soldiers.
That's right. As they say,
if it's sweet, swallow it and if it's bitter, add sugar!
Shake some on!
Let's meet the next contestant.
(Sejong the Great)
Show me the money!
Sejong the Great said show me the money!
- Amazing. / - This is why Sejong the Great...
- Is on the $10 bill. / - Right.
- Show us your beat boxing. / - Sure.
Let's meet the next contestant.
♪ Sleep, sleep, black bean noodles! ♪
He was putting noodles to bed instead of a baby!
- Amazing. / - This is why mothers don't like noodles.
But...
What are black bean noodles?
They're those yellow things.
- Alright. / - Let's meet the next contestant.
Let's all do a cheer.
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6...
He kept counting!
- You can't do a cheer like that. / - Right.
Then I'll liven the mood right now!
Go ahead!
Oh, no! How sad!
You must have partied a lot!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Find the differences.
She said to find the differences!
Amazing.
Only a veteran could say something so absurd!
- Amazing. / - It doesn't make sense at all!
- That's right. / - The master of nonsense!
Seolhyun is in the group BTS, right?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a weightlifter?
He should've lifted a weight...
- But he lifted the curtain instead! / - Amazing.
Some might have missed it since it was so fast.
For those that didn't see it,
we won't show it again.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hello, everyone.
I'm the host of "Ask Anything..."
She bit him!
She just bit anything!
- Amazing. / - It's very difficult.
It's all about chewing those words.
♪ Don't bite me, dummy ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
521, 522, 523, 524...
They're still counting!
Amazing.
I'm so embarrassed!
That's right.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster MBC...
And commentator SBS.
Hello!
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Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 3:53.
(Large Love)
I'm going to surprise Minkyoung when she gets here.
Minsang!
Minkyoung!
Minkyoung, you're eating dried fish.
- Yeah. / - Good. Good.
Put it in here.
- Why? / - Just for a second.
Geez...
Now...
Abracadabra!
A necklace!
Look at this.
Give me back my dried fish.
My dried fish!
It's under here.
You surprised me!
What about the necklace?
I can't eat that.
I'll exchange it for taffy.
Alright.
Since I'm eating dried fish,
we should eat pork cutlet fast.
That's totally unrelated.
Let's eat then.
Welcome!
- Hello. / - Welcome.
Welcome. What would you like?
- Mister. / - Yes.
Is the king-sized cutlet really free
if you eat it in 5 minutes?
Yes, if you finish in 5 minutes...
Just a joke.
If you eat a king-sized cutlet in 5 minutes,
it would be too salty.
Too salty?
Then I'll have this.
The king-sized cutlet?
No. This.
What?
- All of it. / - All of it?
- Yes. / - Everything here?
Yes.
Alright.
Mister, can you make the pork cutlet...
This big?
A pork cutlet this big?
- No. / - Then what?
- This big. / - Huh?
As big as this.
- As big as your girlfriend? / - Yes, this big.
- This big? / - Yes, this big.
Even the color of her outfit
reminds me of a king-sized cutlet.
Mister, do you want a king-sized beating?
Just a joke.
She's really scary.
Bring me a king-sized cutlet.
- A pork cutlet this big? / - Yes.
I'm going to the king-sized cutlet contest
in Wangsimni to get a bunch of king-sized cutlets
from Mr. Wang who won the contest.
What are you saying?
What a strange guy.
It's so nice outside.
Should we go see the cherry blossoms?
It's going to be too crowded. I don't want to.
Come on.
All the beautiful flowers on the street...
Chicken skewers?
And that fragrant aroma you smell everywhere...
Butter grilled squid?
And the skies are filled with white...
Sugar powder from corndogs.
Just thinking about it makes me excited!
Just buy you those 3 things?
Only 3?
30?
300?
You just don't understand women.
Forget this! I'm going home.
Is it 3,000? Minkyoung!
Your food is here!
Minkyoung, the food is here.
Stay and eat pork cutlets.
Did you think I'd say...
Hey, the cutlets are here!
Better stay and eat!
Oh, so you are going to stay?
Is that it?
So you'll stay and eat.
Here's your king-sized cutlet!
- Your king-sized cutlet! / - Wow!
A king-sized cutlet.
Since you ordered this,
I'll give you ice cream on the house.
Wow! Ice cream...
- Mister. / - Yes.
What's this pink stain?
That's the ice cream...
Just a joke.
Here you go!
Minkyoung, let start eating now.
3, 2, 1, let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hoegyeong.
I told you not to date this fool.
What's your problem?
I even bought lipstick for you.
I'll put some on you.
Get away!
I'll put some on you.
Why are you pouting? Are you sulking?
That's not a mouth!
Gosh...
Did you just hit me?
Get over here.
What is it?
Get over here!
Gosh...
Where did you go?
- Huh? / - Where did you go?
I'm behind you.
Don't play games with me!
- You... / - Don't do this!
Geez! Come on!
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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 9:28.
(Acting Idols)
A movie about female baseball players
coming of age.
We'll start the auditions for
"Beauty and the Outfielder."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello!
Hello!
You're a very spirited guy.
Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.
I dream of being Korea's best actor.
I'm Im Seonguk!
Seonguk, you seem very nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
- You're not nervous, right? / - I'm not.
Then did you memorize the lines
for soldier taking a phone call
from his girlfriend?
Yes, I memorized all of it.
Great. Just relax.
Ready... Action!
Sujeong.
Training is fine so far.
My shooting was good
so I got a fake station.
Vacation.
Oh... I got a vacation.
I'm at the front line
so in order to be unseen by the enemy,
I put on apple sauce.
Camouflage.
Oh... I put on camouflage.
I have to go now.
I'm going to become a real man.
Cavity!
No.
- Congestion! / - Nope.
Sty?
Don't be ridiculous! You're out!
Let's meet the next candidate.
Gosh...
She's here again.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting "Wolverine" in Hollywood.
I look pretty innocent, right?
Who would say this looks innocent?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They call me their baby!
Pronounce it right
They're saying mudfish.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
It's a scene where I act cute for my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay!
Action!
Honey.
I got my nails done because I was in a good mood.
How do they look?
You look like you're behind bars.
Stop joking around!
Hold on.
What's with your face, honey?
Are you really tired these days?
Well...
I'll give you a scalp massage.
- Come here. / - Hold on...
- Wait... / - Come here.
I feel like the scalp massage would get bloody,
so you don't have to.
Why are you doing this to me?
- Are you angry, honey? / - Forget it.
- Don't be mad. / - Whatever.
Gosh!
Honey...
I can't focus on your acting at all!
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They call me a vitamin!
It's vitamin C...
You're out! Sit down.
I'm going!
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Right, the set-up is important.
Then what kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a bully that tries to
take over the neighboring school.
Alright, just relax.
Action!
Who's the top dog of this school?
Let's throw down.
Get out here, tough guy!
I'm sorry.
Why are you suddenly apologizing?
The set-up is that this is a school for the elderly
and an elder man stepped out.
Don't come up with things like that.
It's a normal school.
Now, act like a bully.
Hey.
Are you dating in school?
Hey!
What a pretty picture.
- Here. / - Why are you paying someone?
The set-up is that the picture looks so nice
that I want to pay for it.
Nobody would buy that!
You're supposed to take money!
Yes.
Hey.
Do you have any money?
You don't?
I'm going to hit you
for every 10 cents I find.
Come here.
Come...
What is this?
Why you...
- You... / - Why aren't you hitting the guy?
The set-up is that I found 9 cents on him,
so I'm deliberating on whether I should hit him.
You're out!
Enough with the weird set-ups!
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello.
I'm Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Yeongsu?
What's your surname?
- Sa. / - Sa Yeongsu...
- Sounds like condemned criminal... / - Yes.
I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
What kind of acting will you show us?
I'll show you a normal husband
that's making kimchi with his wife.
- So it's normal? / - Yes.
Be normal. Action.
When you make kimchi,
it has to be stored well underground.
Let's see... This looks like a good spot.
Hey, kimchi crock.
Time for you to go under.
See you next year.
I got juices on me.
This shirt is expensive.
Stop! That's enough!
What are you doing?
What? It's thrilling!
You're out.
Go sit down! How scary...
Looks like I'm out...
Hey! A luxury brand!
That luxury brand... I'd kill for it.
- What? / - I'd kill for that brand.
- I'd kill for this. / - No! Don't say that!
Just stay still!
Last candidate, come on in.
Ma'am. what brings you to this audition?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left are
very light roles like the water purifier inspector...
There are no light roles in acting.
No matter how light like a feather the role is
you give it your all
so it's heavy like it's soaked in water!
This is the spirit of acting!
Let's see..
So moist!
Can you sense my weight now?
I've always sensed it.
Show us the scene of the water purifier lady
making sales right away.
There is no right away in acting!
Acting comes out when you can
deliver the wave of emotions to the audience.
What are you doing?
Deliver.
There. It's been delivered.
Here I go.
Your water purifier has been installed.
Oh, right. If you get a bidet installed
you get a $5 discount...
You don't want one?
Oops. I stepped on your new shoes.
Ma'am.
Your acting was too excessive.
There is no excessive in acting!
I was clearly expressing the shrewdness
of the lady who asked for orange juice
instead of the coffee she was offered
by a customer because she was offered
coffee in the previous home.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright.
Hurry and show us the scene
where the lady changes the water purifier filter!
We're short on time!
You can't act just because someone rushes you!
Acting comes out when
the sea of emotions can be seen.
I am merely a dolphin
in the vast Pacific Ocean!
Making high-pitched squeaks...
Ma'am!
You're really good at acting like a dolphin.
What the...
Why are you dancing all of a sudden?
Compliments will make a dolphin dance.
Just show us your acting.
Here I go.
I'm here to inspect your water purifier.
Gosh, I see there's a reliable son
in this household.
What? You're a girl in junior high?
Please don't tell your mother!
Sir, it wasn't like that...
What?
You're the mother?
I'm sorry, sir... I mean... Ma'am!
You should stop crying too!
I'm sorry!
You're out.
Geez...
- Oops... / - Ow, my foot!
I stepped on your new shoes.
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The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 5:22.
(The Most Sensitive People)
Hello?
What? You want to go fishing?
I can't go fishing, man!
My wife will divorce me if I go fishing again!
Don't ever ask me to go fishing again.
Later.
I'm never going fishing again.
Please...
Stop lying, fool! I don't believe you.
This guy is always telling lies...
Stop lying, fool?
- Mister. / - Yes.
I wasn't lying.
I'm not going fishing.
I have no idea what you're...
I'll get divorced if I go again!
- I wasn't talking to... / - Excuse me.
Yes, may I help you?
Gosh!
Miss...
Did something happen?
I broke up with my boyfriend.
Oh, no! You were dumped.
Why do you think I was dumped?
I could've dumped him!
I'm sorry.
- I was dumped! / - I was right!
Come on.
Don't blow your nose on this!
Go fish?
No, I didn't...
Why would I go fish? I'm not fishing!
- I didn't say that. / - Stop being ridiculous.
I didn't say fish. I said this.
Sorry.
Welcome!
Hey! You're comedian Song Yeonggil!
- Yes. Hello. / - I'm a big fan!
Great! You're here to eat at my restaurant!
And you brought your manager too.
- Mister. / - Yes.
- I'm not his manager. / - Huh?
I'm a comedian too! A KBS class 25 comedian.
Oh, really?
I have so many colleagues that are stars.
Song Yeonggil, Kim Kiri, Shin Bora,
Jang Giyeong.
Who's Jang Giyeong?
Me! Me!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't recognize you.
What would you like?
- Mister. / - Yes.
What does this say?
The letters are all smudged.
It's hard to recognize them.
- Hard to recognize? / - No.
Don't you remember, "Bending Do?"
Hello-goofy!
Goofy! You don't know that?
I know that one! With Kim Junho and Hong Ingyu.
I was next to them too!
There was someone else?
Gosh, I heard they were friendly here.
I got baited into coming here.
Bait? Where? Where?
What kind of bait?
Why are you saying bait? I'm not going to fish!
This guy really baited me!
Calm down, sir.
Forget it.
Got anything good to eat here?
Try picking something.
See? You can pick two hors d'oeuvres.
Kicked to the curb?
That's right! I was dumped!
What does that have to do with you, mister?
I'm so offended...
What's your name, mister?
- Comedian Jang Giyeong! / - No...
My colleagues are Song Yeonggil, Kim Kiri...
- Shin Bora! / - Stop it! I get it.
Why do you keep saying that? Just sit still.
Goodness!
You're...
From a historical drama!
A eunuch!
I am not a eunuch!
I play a prime minister!
Prime... Why does a prime minister go like this?
I was cold!
- I have cold hands and feet! / - Cold!
I'm sorry.
Hold it!
I've watched historical dramas.
The prime minister has a picture on his chest!
It's right here!
It needs to be sewed back on!
Something important fell off.
- Something important fell off? / - No...
I didn't lose anything important!
I am not a eunuch!
Alright! Alright!
Calm down.
What would you like?
What's good here?
Well... Normally guys order this.
I'm a normal guy too!
There's nothing wrong with me!
I know that!
Why do you keep saying that?
Alright. Alright!
What would you like?
Give me this.
This?
But guys don't like that.
Guys don't like that?
That's probably why I was dumped!
Why would you point that out, mister?
I'm really livid!
Reeling it in?
Why would you mention reeling in front of me?
I'm not fishing!
- She didn't say that... / - That's not even funny.
Not funny?
How am I not funny?
- What's wrong? / - I'm a lot funnier than you, right?
That was pretty funny.
See?
My colleague Song Yeonggil says I'm funny!
Alright! That's enough.
Enough. Calm down.
Be a man.
Be a man?
I am a man!
And my manhood is very...
No! Stop that.
Don't talk about that.
Just end it here.
End it here?
I can't end it here! I want him back!
Things were supposed to go well for us.
Things went well for everyone except one person?
- Song Yeonggil! Kim Kiri! Shin Bora! / - Alright!
Alright! That's enough!
Why do you keep saying that?
Fishing?
Fishing?
Stop talking about fishing! Now I want to go fishing!
- I didn't say that... / - And another thing.
What's wrong with the Wi-Fi?
What's wrong?
Why won't it work?
Why don't I work?
I'm a famous comedian!
Want to see?
Everyone, what's my catchphrase?
Guess I'm not so famous.
Come on. Don't be like that.
Come on. It's okay.
Don't lose your manliness over this.
Lose my manliness?
I did not lose my manliness!
I am very manly!
Alright! Stop it.
Gosh, I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick of this?
Yes! That's what he said before he left me!
What if I can't get married?
Why couldn't I get married?
I'm married and I have three children!
Stop it! Just stop it, man!
Do you know who I am?
4 o'clock.
- What? / - No! It was this.
- No! / - I am not a eunuch!
Geez! This guy...
Is so insensitive!
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Spear and Shield | 창과 방패 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 3:49.
(Spear and Shield)
I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.
Yeah. See you soon.
Patented masks for sale.
Just put this on and you'll be filled with swag.
Hip hop masks for sale.
Patented field caps for sale
Just put this on and you'll become disciplined.
Field caps for sale.
Want to see the miracle of instantaneous swag?
Want to see the miracle of instantaneous discipline?
Swag!
Attention!
Do you know who I fostered?
What do you think made
TOP of Big Bang filled with swag?
What do you think disciplined TOP in the army?
What do you think made rapper BewhY
filled with swag?
What do you think made BewhY's bangs so uniform?
What filled the maple tree with sap?
That made no sense.
Forget it. We'll use our stuff on him
and if he becomes disciplined, you get off.
Agreed. I see your offer and
if he doesn't become filled with swag,
I'll raise you my credit card.
Looks like its limit is pretty low.
Agreed. I see your credit card
and raise you a blank check.
It's just a blank piece of paper.
Agreed. I see your blank check
and raise you my life.
Please stop this.
This guy... Has our lives in his hands.
1...
2...
3!
How do I do this?
He's sitting so straight!
Come on, yo!
He's filled with swag!
Salute!
He's being disciplined and saluting.
He's free-styling!
He's riding the rhythm now!
Get off!
Private Lee Sanghun!
He announced his rank and name!
He's even doing exercises!
- 1, 2... / - Get off!
He's dabbing! This is hip hop!
He's super disciplined!
Get off!
Get off, yo!
He's sagging his pants!
So filled with swag! Get off!
Left face!
Right face!
- About face! / - Facing movements!
Left face!
Left face, left face, left face...
His steps are filled with swag!
This station is Hapjeong. Hapjeong Station.
It's Hapjeong. Time to get off.
Singing "Real Men" as I march forward!
- ♪ Being born ♪ / - He's so disciplined!
- ♪ As a man, yo ♪ / - He's filled with swag!
♪ I have much, much to do ♪
Is he disciplined?
Or is he filled with swag?
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Korea's Legendary Comedian Jeong Myeonghun | 정명훈 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 6:54.
(Jeong Myeonghun)
Hello,
I'm Jung Seunghwan of
Korea's Pride and Legendary Handsome Comedian
Jeong Myeonghun is Coming
so Stand Aside, Bow, Chant Hurray,
Start the Music, Bob Your Shoulders,
Start Humming, Start Dancing.
and Offer Up Your Entire Fortune.
This skit is the only unscripted skit on Gag Concert.
Just like the last episode,
I've asked these three to just sit here.
- Right? / - Yes.
- You don't know what the skit's about. / - Yes.
- Are you curious about the topic? / - No.
Today's topic is...
When your girlfriend farts.
When your beloved girlfriend farts
in front of you by mistake,
what kind of witty comment
would relieve that embarrassing moment?
That's what our comedians will teach you now!
I'm very excited.
First is comedian Kim Jeonghun.
You don't recognize him!
He's not on any other show!
But other comedians would worry
if Jeonghun was on other shows.
Why?
Because other comedians would lose their jobs.
I wouldn't go that far.
That's totally ridiculous.
So!
The hidden pearl of comedy.
Comedian Kim Jeonghun!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
- What? / - Show them now!
I'm ready.
You want to eat bread?
Let's go. Streusel bread?
Jeonghun.
You've lost your job.
Good work.
Good work.
Next is...
It's Song Yeonggil!
I bet he'll be funny!
He's funny just sitting there!
People, Yeonggil is causing a war.
- What? / - A casting war.
All the TV stations are fighting over
casting Yeonggil!
This is the only show I do.
So!
The cause of wars! Comedian Song Yeonggil!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
I'm ready too.
Honey, did you just fart?
Don't be embarrassed. I have a gut.
Yeonggil doesn't cause wars.
He just needs to get slapped.
Nobody could be funny here.
Look at the next person.
What's wrong with you?
The Messi of Gag Concert!
I'm just messy.
The central nerves of Gag Concert!
Now, you're getting on my nerves.
It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
I've said this over and over,
but he's been a comedian for 20 years.
It's 16 years.
According to a rumor,
he'll be running for president
to make a laughing Korea.
Make sure you vote.
- People should vote... / - So!
President of comedy! Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!
Before he makes his funny comment!
Everyone, please stand up.
But they were sitting comfortably.
Let's all gather our energy
for the greatest comedian Jeong Myeonghun.
First! Right hand!
Left hand!
Gather your energy!
Send your energy!
Lee Taeseon Band, don't just stand there!
Send your energy!
Comedians in the green room!
Gather your energy!
Directors in the control room!
Gather your energy!
But...
All the energy has been gathered!
Everyone, make some noise!
Gosh...
Why did the energy gather in a balloon?
Right over me... What is this?
Am I supposed to make a joke or not?
I'm ready.
Honey, your farts are so fragrant.
Everyone, take your energy back.
What? Goodness...
Gosh... Hold on... I should... Wait...
Goodness...
Goodness!
Goodness...
Myeonghun.
Apologize.
What?
- You should apologize! / - Oh.
I should've prepared a better joke...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Apologize to each person individually.
Each person?
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry. My bad.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did I do a terrible thing?
I'm sorry.
He's really apologizing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Confusing News | 핵갈린 늬우스 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 5:46.
(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development,
North Korea has finally made a car remote.
With this you can open your
car door from far away.
Comrade Byeoli, try using it.
Thank you.
It's not working.
This is how you use this.
Extend the key out...
And then...
That's amazing!
Be careful as you might be struck by lightning
while opening your car door on a rainy day.
Next is news on South Korea.
South Korea lacks proper transportation.
South Korea lacks the technology
to make proper modes of transportation
so they ride rickshaws on train tracks
as well as cross rivers on bananas
and on ducks!
And comrades that lack even these
just ride on a ball!
We can't contain our pity at their primitivity!
And South Korea lacks proper heating facilities
that there are expressions like this.
And what are they?
- Tremble, shiver, quiver! / - Gosh!
It's so cold that their saunas are cold
and...
It's even cold wearing a winter coat.
We can't contain our pity!
Now, it's time to meet a famous person.
We'll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye
who is a spy in South Korea.
Hello.
I've just terrorized South Korea.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
And what kind of terrorism did you commit?
I've placed a large bomb
at a South Korean retro club.
And what is that large bomb?
It's me!
How horrifying!
As a result,
the shocked people took out real hammers
to attack each other while doing
the HOT hammer dance
causing it to become reply, 911
instead of "Reply 1997"
in this revolution I caused!
I will give it my all to make
South Korea a mess.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
Good work.
Next, we'll watch news on the Supreme Leader
who has come to Hyeju village.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
♪ In command ♪
To tell you about our Supreme Leader,
he can make sand into rice
and pinecones into grenades!
Supreme Leader.
I'm so hungry, sir.
Save me! Save me!
He's been sent somewhere where there is no hunger.
I feel so unwell, sir.
Save me! Save me!
He's been sent somewhere with no pain.
I missed my deceased father so much, sir!
What the...
Save me! Save me!
He's been sent to his father.
Peace has returned in Hyeju village.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
Such a touching and emotional scene.
Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a South Korean bank.
And what is a bank?
It is a prison camp.
The situation here is very dire.
They lack rice
so they fill their bellies with just chili paste!
Gosh, why won't this open?
This child is so hungry that
she butchers her pet baby pig herself!
And what is that behind you?
The organs of prisoners are removed
and sold for money!
Customers 21 and 22.
Two comrades have gone and will never return.
This makes me so sad my tears could fill...
Excuse me.
What brings you here?
Well... Um...
Oh! You're here for the long-term loan.
- No! / - This way.
- No! / - This way please.
I don't want to!
Save me!
May Reporter Lee Changho rest in peace.
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
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Love is So Hard | 사랑 참 어렵다 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 4:36.
(Love Is So Hard)
Eunyeong.
Eunyeong!
I'm really sorry.
I didn't do anything you should worry about
at the bar.
I've been kneeling out here for 3 hours
since you're mad at me.
Please forgive me.
Eunyeong, I only have eyes for you.
Eunyeong.
Eunyeong. Eunyeong.
I only have eyes for you.
What's that?
What is that?
♪ As the spring wind blows ♪
♪ Cherry blossoms ♪
Want to go see the cherry blossoms?
"Hot Babes?"
You're my hot babe.
Give me a break.
We're breaking up!
Eunyeong, it wasn't like that...
Why was that there?
Eunyeong, I'm really sorry.
I've been out here 7 more hours
kneeling for 10 hours!
- Come out. / - Young man.
- Dang it... / - What are you doing here?
My girlfriend is mad at me...
Don't worry about it. Move along.
So embarrassing...
Eunyeong, this is really embarrassing.
Honey! I was wrong!
Please open the door!
Geez...
Eunyeong. Eunyeong.
I worked so hard to write 3 letters.
Come out and read these.
Come out.
Gosh...
Honey, I worked really hard
and brought $3,000.
Writing these weren't a big deal.
I should've brought money.
I must've been crazy writing these all night...
- Geez... / - What did you write?
♪ As the spring wind blows ♪
Has the spring made you insane?
We're breaking up!
You should've came out sooner.
Eunyeong, I'm really sorry.
I've been kneeling here for 20 hours.
I don't know if I'll ever walk again.
Come out... I'm really sorry.
I truly am sorry.
- Stand up. / - Really?
You made me so...
Why are you crying? Gosh...
What?
Nuclear power plant?
Fukushima?
You'll handle this?
I can't.
You can't?
Then we're breaking up!
Eunyeong, then you come out and demonstrate.
Saying something so ridiculous...
But it's still my fault.
Eunyeong. Eunyeong.
I think it's been like 24 hours now.
What time is it? Has it been longer?
This is nuts...
That's it.
I wasn't going to do this...
I'll record a message...
And tell her how I really feel.
Eunyeong, I really love you.
Let's get married!
Geez, I can't take this anymore.
Eunyeong, I prepared an event.
Come out and...
Geez, I can't take this anymore.
Geez, I can't take this anymore.
- Quiet! Quiet! / - Geez, I can't take this anymore.
Geez, I can't take this anymore.
- No! / - Hey! Hey!
- Geez, I can't take this anymore. / - We're through!
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Guardian Angel | 수호천사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 4:57.
(Guardian Angel)
I want to tell Seunghye I like her today.
I hope she doesn't reject me.
It sure would be nice
if I had a guardian angel to help me
at times like this.
Did I mishear?
Hyeonho.
Who are you?
I'm your guardian angel that will protect you.
Guardian angel?
Really?
Where are you?
Can you roll forward?
Roll forward?
Then raise both arms
and shout out, "I summon my guardian angel!"
I summon my guardian angel!
I don't see you.
Yes, I cannot be seen.
Why did you tell me to do that then? Why?
Why did you come to me?
Hyeonho, you're the warrior of love chosen by me.
An Aurora Genghis Khan Assassin.
I'm an Aurora Genghis Khan Assassin?
I'll call you Ugly for short.
You meant to say ugly?
Ugly, you're the warrior or love.
The most important thing when confessing your love
is your first impression.
I'll help you so you can look more handsome.
Open your eyes wide.
Slightly lift your head showing your jaw-line.
Make a slight smile.
More. Good.
More. More!
This guy looks so ugly...
Are you teasing me?
She's here!
I can't do this. I'm going home.
Where are you going?
Be brave. You have me!
Yeah, alright.
But would a pretty girl like Seunghye
like a short and ugly guy like me?
What are you saying?
You're the warmest and kindest guy in the world.
An Aurora Genghis Khan Assassin.
If it was you, would you date...
Get lost, ugly.
Did you tell me to get lost?
This isn't the time for this.
Hurry and give those flowers to her.
Alright.
Seunghye.
What are these for?
If you push her against the wall...
And kiss her...
She might slap you so be careful.
Tell me sooner!
Sooner! What do I do now?
Just repeat what I say.
I'm sorry, Seunghye.
I didn't mean to.
I'm sorry, Seunghye.
I didn't mean to.
- Your chest... / - Your chest...
What are you doing?
Why aren't you saying anything?
I had to pick up a parcel.
Would you please focus on me?
- Seunghye, it wasn't like that... / - Get off me!
- It's not like that... / - Let me go!
Seungbin!
Hey! What are you doing to my little sister?
Big trouble!
Now, what will you do?
Why would you ask me that?
This isn't the time for this!
- What? / - This is when you should...
Show her your strong side.
What should I do?
- Hey. / - Be strong!
- How? / - Hey!
What? Ha!
What? Ha?
Get over here.
Get over here!
- Now! / - What do I do?
Take your shirt off
and show him your dragon tattoo!
I don't have a dragon tattoo!
You're a total pervert.
You need a beating.
Now what do I do? What do I do?
Why aren't you saying anything?
I got another parcel delivery.
Looks like they do same-day delivery.
Are you addicted to shopping?
You're in big trouble now.
Are you just going to let him beat you up?
Then what do I do?
Block his fist with one hand...
Then use the other hand to lift your shirt
and show him your dragon tattoo!
I don't have a dragon tattoo!
- Why you... / - Seungbin!
Don't!
I feel sorry for him.
Seunghye feels sorry for me.
Now what do I do?
- This is a good chance. / - Yeah?
Kneel before her...
Grab her hand...
And tell her this in a low voice...
- Give me a dollar. / - Give me a dollar.
This isn't right!
Geez! Take this and get lost.
Let's go.
Seunghye! Seunghye! Seunghye!
Ugly, I helped you earn money!
What?
You're rich and ugly now!
Hey!
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A trip down memory lane with KOAT General Manager - Duration: 2:33.
♪
SHELLY: KOAT ACTION 7 NEWS, THE
STATION NEW MEXICANS HAVE RELIED
ON FOR 64 YEARS.
AND OUR PRESIDENT AND GENERAL
MANAGER MARY LYNN ROPER HAS BEEN
A KEY PART OF BRINGING YOU THAT
NEWS BECAUSE SHE'S LITERALL
DONE IT ALL HERE SINCE 1977
STARTING BEHIND THE CAMERA.
>> THERE WERE NOT THAT MA
FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHERS.
I WAS THE FIRST FEMALE COANCHOR
ALONG WITH JOHNNY MORRIS WHO I
LOVE.
SHELLY: AND THE VIEWERS LOVED
THEM THEY NEVER LOST A RATINGS
PERIOD IN THEIR 6 YEAR RUN
TOGETHER.
BUT AS SHE WAS PAVING THE WAY
FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN.
AT THE ANCHOR DESK AND IN TH
FIELD, INCLUDING HER AWARD
WINNING COVERAGE OF THE 1980
PRISON RIOT AT THE NEW MEXICO
STATE PENITENTIARY THE JOURNEY
, WASN'T WITHOUT ITS CHALLENGES.
>> WE WERE COVERING ELECTION
NIGHT AND SOMEONE ASKED HOW DOES
IT FEEL TO BE OUT THERE WITH
SEVEN MEN?
I HAD NOT THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHELLY: SHE LEFT THE ANCHOR DESK
TO BECOME THE STATE'S FIRST
FEMALE NEWS DIRECTOR, MOVED AWAY
TO BECOME CORPORATE VP BEFORE
COMING HOME FOR GOOD.
THE GIRL WHO GREW UP IN RATON
WORKING AT HER PARENT'S RADIO
STATION WHEN SHE WAS JUST A
TEENAGER TO BECOME KOAT'S
GENERAL MANAGER.
>> I DO LOVE NEW MEXICO.
I LOVE THE NEW MEXICO PRIDE, THE
PEOPLE.
I UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE.
THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE AND HOW
WE COVER T NEWS.
SHELLY: BUT IN HER 40 YEARS IN
TV NEWS IT'S OUR STATE'S DWI
PROBLEM THAT TROUBLES HER THE
MOST.
HER MOTHER WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK
DRIVER WHEN MARY LYNN WAS 19.
>> ECB STORIES AND AGAIN --
STORY -- YOU SEE THE STORIES
AGAIN AND WE DON'T HAVE THAT
RIGHT YET.
WE HAVE TO KEEP TRYING AND
TRYING TO SENSITIZE PEOPL
BECAUSE YOU THINK IT IS NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
SHELLY: KOAT'S CONTINUED
COMMITMENT TO MAKING NEW MEXICO
A BETTER SAFER PLACE
FROM OUR KOATS FOR KIDS DRIVE
SCHOOL SUPPLY DRIVE AND OUR
YELLOW REPORTER IN THE SKY
>> SKY 7 IS CONSIDERED A
PERSONALITY.
PEOPLE OF SKY 7 -- PEOPLE LOVE
SKY 7.
SHELLY: FROM HELPING AUTHORITIES
PFIND CRIMINALS TO ASSESSING
STORM DAMAGE.
SO EVEN THOUGH OUR NEWSCASTS YOU
SEE NOW LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT
FROM BACK IN THE DAY
-- IN TH DAY, OUR DEDICATION TO
YOU REMAINS VERY MUCH THE SAME.
>> EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN THE
GENERAL MANAGER FOR 25 YEARS,
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Angry Bosses | 불상사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.22] - Duration: 5:24.
(Angry Bosses)
Gosh...
I drank too much last night.
New guy.
Did I make any mistakes at the work party last night?
No.
But you did pick up the bill when you were drunk.
Then you'll have to buy lunch today.
I'll pay with the $50 you gave me for cab fare.
I gave you cab fare too?
Alright, alright. Get back to work!
- Gosh, my money... / - Chief!
Chief.
What time are we finishing today?
What?
Hey! An intern doesn't go home on time!
You get to go home after I leave.
Then since I'm going home late,
I'll come to work late too.
What? What?
All you think about is going home!
This is why interns are the problem.
All you think about is not sending me home.
This is why you're a problem, Chief.
Why you... Hey!
Keep acting like this
and you'll never become a regular employee.
Chief, you'll never become a good boss.
Why you...
Gosh, I've never met someone like you.
Why are you so ignorant?
Then why do you underestimate me, Chief?
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!
Goodness...
Hey!
How did you get in our company?
I took the written test and had an interview!
You make my blood run backwards!
Chief! You must have great blood circulation.
Geez!
Forget it! Get to work!
Alright.
Chief, don't take your socks off at work!
What? What?
Why that...
She's such a pain in my neck.
What's with her?
- Hey, Seonguk. / - Yes.
I told you to make a belt.
You call this a belt?
Well?
I'm sorry.
- I'm getting goose bumps. / - What?
Is he trying to chew me out or compliment me?
It's so pretty I'm getting goose bumps.
Thank you!
So what if it's pretty?
Why is the buckle so big?
I'm sorry.
The size makes it stand out.
A lot of people would wear this.
Thank you!
And then they'd return it!
I hope nobody finds out that you made this!
I'm sorry.
So nobody tries to scout you.
You're going to play a big role in this company.
Thank you.
Putting us in debt!
Working like this will put you in a corner!
I'm sorry.
General MacArthur was put in a corner
but ended up succeeding!
Become like General MacArthur.
Thank you!
And what happened to General MacArthur?
He became a respected general!
He died!
Get lost!
What does he want me to do?
The cherry blossoms are in bloom.
Hello, sir.
New guy!
- Noob! / - Yes.
Hey! These shoes are Toms!
These aren't that brand.
These are a style I want.
New guy.
I don't know if I should ask,
but how do you invest your money?
J or B?
What's J and B?
Stocks or real estate?
Oh. I'm in stocks.
Stocks!
They crash when I buy them.
I invest with JB.
You're into both stocks and real estate?
I buy a lottery ticket every weekend.
I had a dream of Yoo Minsang
so I have a good feeling.
- I see... / - New guy.
From your stocks
is it this or this?
What's this and this?
Did you profit or lose money?
Oh. I profited.
You profited!
A rare case!
This is what the stocks did to me.
You profited too?
I got a divorce.
Hey, give me some good tips if you have any.
Sure.
New guy, what will you do with the money
you made from stocks?
I'm going to buy a home.
A home. Your own home!
New guy, is your neighborhood...
This, this, this, this, this, this or this?
What's this, this, this, this, this, this and this?
Jamsil, Ichon, Mokdong, Deungchon,
Apgujeong, Sinbanpo or Sinsa?
Where?
I live in Sinsa.
Gentlemen...
And ladies.
I live here.
You live in two places?
I live at my aunt's house.
It's nice because she leaves home early.
New guy, how about after work at 7,
we talk about you profiting from stocks
as we eat something healthy?
That sounds good.
What kind of healthy dish?
This or this?
What's this and this?
This is beef bone soup
and this is...
Oh! Spicy beef stew!
A whole duck.
What should we get?
I'll get the whole duck.
- The duck? / - Yes.
Let's split the drumsticks.
- Sure. / - Good.
Chief, let's get duck and go to karaoke after work.
I got home late last night
so I don't think I can.
It'll be on me.
Yeah? Then hold on.
Hi, honey.
I'm at a funeral now.
I want to go to karaoke too!
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Chicago Justice - Guns Don't Lie (Episode Highlight) - Duration: 4:12.
- Call your next witness, Mr. Stone.
- The People call Keo Vincent.
- Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you're about
to give will be the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth so help you God?
- Do I got a choice?
- I'll take that as a yes.
- Morning, Keo.
I'd like to call your attention to the afternoon of July 11th.
Were you in the Englewood neighborhood that day?
- Could be. - Specifically at the home
of your cousin, a boy named Andre Williams?
- Andre said I was there?
- Just answer the question.
- I don't remember.
- But you do remember changing into some of Andre's clothes
around that time, right?
- What kind of clothes?
- It was a black polo shirt, some blue jeans.
- [chuckles] He's littler than me.
We don't even wear the same size.
- But you do remember being there now?
- Can't say for sure.
- And speaking with your uncle, Ernest Williams.
- If I was there and he was there, then yeah,
I would've talked to him.
- Maybe you remember that Andre gave you something.
He gave you a--
It was a bag.
Just a small, brown bag with something heavy in it.
- I gotta answer all these questions?
- Do your best.
- I don't know nothing about any brown bag.
- Judge, I'd like to show the witness
what's being offered as People's Exhibit 1.
- All right.
- You ever seen that particular gun before?
- No.
- Fair enough.
Can defense counsel have an opportunity to see
this exhibit?
Actually,
Keo, you wanna make sure that thing's not loaded?
[chamber clicks]
- Chamber's clear.
- And what about the magazine?
- Clip's empty, too.
- Can I see the gun, please?
- Now, the magazine release on this gun--
it's inoperable.
But you knew that because this is your gun.
That's why you had to smack the handle a few times
to get the mag to release.
Just like you did four months ago
when you loaded this same gun,
jumped on your bike, and rode to the corner
of 68th Street and Marshfield Avenue
where you opened fire on a group of gang rivals,
killing a ten-year-old girl in the process.
- Man, you making all this up.
Coming at me about some nonsense
about some button that don't work.
That means I drill somebody?
You know what? I'm out of here.
- The People move to dismiss all charges
against Chris Stackhouse. - Granted.
- Arrest this man for the murder of Lara Haley.
- Let me go. - Hands behind your back!
- Let me go!
[groaning] Let me go, man!
Let me go, man. - Stay down.
- I didn't do nothing to that girl.
- You're sure he's the one who killed our daughter?
- I am now.
Sometimes you have to make a wrong turn
before you find your way.
I'm sorry to put you through this again.
- We'll be there.
- Thank you.
- That boy was barely older than Lara was.
- [sighs]
- Don't tell me. Another ride home?
- Nope.
You're on your own now.
- Hey, Stackhouse.
- Yeah?
- Crossroads for you.
- What you mean?
- You just beat a murder rap and a bullet.
Keep doing what you're doing, sooner or later,
your luck's gonna run out.
Here. [elevator dings]
A guy I know runs a jobs training program
in Hyde Park.
Use my name. He'll hook you up.
- Maybe.
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