(Codi) My grandfather just passed away.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
(Aimee) Codi, I am so sorry.
I wanna go home.
I wanna (bleep) leave.
(crying)
(Gus) It's gonna be a little bit more quiet
without Codi here, that's for sure.
You told me in the pool that you called your ex up.
I don't give a (bleep) about him anymore.
I met you, and I like you.
I'm sorry.
(Nilsa) I had sex with this guy
on the first (bleep) night I ever met him.
I'm such an idiot. (sobs)
I'm gonna (bleep) on the porch, bitch!
All these girls talk (bleep) about their exes,
but call 'em every time they're drunk.
- Why are you talking to me like-- - Now you wanna (bleep) play.
Why you talking to me like that?
'Cause you're talking to me like that!
Bitch, shut the (bleep) up!
You ain't gonna talk to me like that!
You ain't gonna talk to me like that, bitch!
♪♪
(Jeremiah) Panama City Beach!
♪♪
(Aimee) Why are you talking to me like that?
(Kirk) 'Cause you're talking to me like that!
Bitch, shut the (bleep) up!
You ain't gonna talk to me like that!
You ain't gonna talk to me like that, bitch!
Don't (bleep) talk to me like that, Kirk!
Take him out, take him out, take him out.
(Kirk) I'm normal, dawg, no, chill, chill!
No, we're good, we're good. We're gonna sit outside.
(Kirk) I'm normal.
She just pushed the (bleep) out of me, dawg.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
(Aimee) Why did he talk to me like that?
- What happened? - I don't give a (bleep).
He ain't gonna talk to me like my ex talked to me.
I'll knock that bitch out. I don't give a (bleep).
I don't give a (bleep).
I don't know what the hell is going on.
Aimee's pretty heated about Kirk.
But what he said was pretty damn true.
- She got mad at me for saying some real (bleep). - Yeah.
Just shoved the (bleep) out of me.
Oh, yeah, you did.
Oh, my gosh, if she was a (bleep) male,
I'd have (bleep) uppercut the goddamn (bleep) out of here.
No, I know, I know. Just let it go.
Aimee knows I would never put my hands on a female.
So, the fact that she really did put all her force into shoving me
and trying to embarrass me like that, that's a low blow.
And that pissed me off, oh, my gosh, that pissed me off.
Ahh... (bleep)!
Just let it ride.
Yeah, just let it ride.
(Nilsa) It's Parents Day tomorrow. Let's just go to sleep.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Hey, come on, let's go to bed.
Everybody's had too much to drink.
We'll deal with it in the morning.
(Nilsa) Kirk is pissed off. Aimee's upset.
The best thing to do is just get everyone to bed
before it gets completely crazy.
Jesus Christ.
She's lucky that's not her (bleep) face, for real.
What?! What?! What?! What you mean?!
Mother(bleep). Get the (bleep) off me.
What you mean you lucky it's not my goddamn face?
- Hey, stop. - What you-- no! What you mean?!
- Aimee, stop. - Do somethin' then!
You ain't gonna tell me lucky it ain't my -- face.
I'll beat the (bleep) out of you, bitch.
- Aimee. - I had my goddamn ass whooped--
- Aimee, please. - --every goddamn day of my life, bitch!
You ain't fit a woman now, bitch!
I'm just listening to this (bleep).
It's (bleep) crazy.
This is (bleep) nuts.
It's like Kirk released the Tasmanian Devil in this bitch.
Get the (bleep) out of my goddamn face.
I don't give a (bleep)!
- 'Cause ain't no (bleep) man about to talk to me like that! - No, Aimee!
(Aimee) I'll pack my goddamn (bleep) and leave
'fore a bitch talks to me like that.
- I don't give... He better not talk to me like that! - Aimee, please, Aimee!
(Nilsa) The rage Aimee has towards Kirk is truly scary, like...
She's spitting out her words.
I don't even know what to do right now.
I'm truly scared.
Ain't no mother(bleep) finna say,
"She's lucky that ain't her goddamn face!"
Aimee, I'm not gonna let anything happen...
I been talked about like that all my goddamn life!
I ain't gonna be talked about like that right now.
I ain't finna be talked to like that now.
(crying)
Kirk saying that stuff to me brung up
a lot of bad emotions for me.
And I just had to sit in the bathroom, 'cause if I didn't,
Kirk was liable to get hurt.
- Just chill... - I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
- Dawg, I'm good. - Just chill.
I'm putting my shoes over here 'cause I like to get organized.
- (crying) - (Nilsa) You're okay.
I called my ex because I hate him,
and I want him to suffer like I have.
No one knows how bad I've suffered.
And the mother(bleep) is talking to me just the way my ex was.
I hate him.
(Kirk) She actually touched me. I didn't touch her.
Dude, just lay down.
You're trying to be all sympathetic.
When she wanted to put her hands on me.
- I understand, just lay down. - Ahh!
(Jeremiah) This is crazy.
Our families are coming tomorrow.
We can't even get along with each other.
Yeah, I'm a little worried.
(sobbing)
♪♪
(birds chirping)
(Codi) It's a sad day.
And I'm trying to prepare myself mentally.
Get ready for this.
This is part of life, we all gotta go through it.
Normally, I'm into bright colors and the colorful shorts.
But today, I'm in black.
And I wanna be respectful.
Okay.
I wanna be strong.
I wanna be strong for my grandmother
and for my younger sister.
And the rest of my family, I wanna be strong for them.
♪♪
(Candace) It's Parents Day.
Get up, we have a lot to do today, y'all,
so we really have to get going.
Our parents are about to be here, and this house is a mess.
Oof, gross.
(Candace) Has everybody already cleaned, like, their personal...
We need to vacuum that rug.
(Candace) Oh, damn, it's a whole bunch of stains on this thing.
What's the best way to get this out the carpet?
Put something over it so you can't see it.
That's so ghetto. We not doing that.
My parents are neat freaks.
They like the house sparkling "clane."
Do you hear me? Not even "clean," they like it "clane."
So, this house needs to be in tip-top shape.
Dang, it's not coming out.
Then maybe we could just, like, move the table and...
You wanna call my ass out, and then--
say the exact same thing I just said.
(Kortni) Hey.
(water running)
You remember anything?
I remember Aimee put her hands on me.
Mmm...
Mmm...
There's a lot of tension in the house this morning.
Aimee and Kirk had their blowout fight.
And then you had Nilsa's upset about her whole Josh situation.
So, obviously, there's a lot going on right now.
And the last thing I want is for this drama to be brewing up
when our parents show up.
You doing okay?
Yup.
Sorry that... the things that were said last night, you know?
But... I don't want our last couple of days to end like this.
I know you don't neither.
I think let's just ride it out.
We can all get along.
No, we cannot.
Gus, the father figure,
always has to give these long talks.
"Don't think you shoulda did that.
But still love you, Aimee," and... whatever.
I am not in the mood for no sentimental talks right now.
"She better be glad that's not her (bleep) face?"
- I've been-- - That was after you pushed him, though.
- I'm not defending him. - I don't-- I don't give a (bleep).
I'm not gonna be talked to like that.
He was completely wrong for that.
But you were wrong for pushing him, as well.
So, I mean, you were both in the wrong
in this situation, you know?
I don't, I, I'm, I'm not sorry.
You don't think you could just, uh, maybe forgive what happened?
And just try to move on from it?
I don't have nothing to say to him.
I don't want nothing else to do with him.
And that's just how I feel.
And ain't nobody gonna be able to talk me out of that.
It is what it is. I don't give a (bleep).
(man) Coming up...
(Aimee) I really don't like drama,
but some people in this house are not nice.
(Kirk) Aimee tries to blast me in front of my parents.
That's not gonna go well at all.
- (Jeremiah) You're gonna love that chicken. - Okay.
I put that, uh, special rub on it.
(both laughing)
I don't know what's going on.
This is not my mama.
(both laughing)
(Jeremiah) Today's the day.
I don't think anybody's ready for this day.
(sniffles)
I'm gonna miss you.
("Sweet Home Alabama" playing)
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(announcer) Welcome to "Floribama Shore."
(Nilsa) Let's get it!
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(Aimee) What is she doin'?
Oops.
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I don't have to like you. You don't have to like me.
Trouble in paradise.
This one's to families.
You have to suck the head like this.
Crawfish are dirty but worth it, just like me.
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♪♪
I know I'm excited to meet all you clowns' parents.
- Call my mom hot, we're (bleep) fighting. - (chuckling)
(Gus) I'm pretty excited at the fact that everybody's parents
are coming to the house just because I'd love to see
where these people come from and why they are the way they are.
- Hey! - Hi.
- Y'all Kirk's parents? - Yes.
- Come in. - Thank you.
- How are you, Mommy? - (Aimee) Y'all want a drink?
- (knocking on door) - (Jeremiah) Yes?
I'm looking for Gus.
Oh, my gosh, I'm Jeremiah.
- How are you doing, sweetheart? - Hey!
(Gus) Anytime I get to see my mom, it's emotional.
- What's up, Mama? - There's my baby.
(muffled greeting)
When I was 17, I went a full two years
without talking to either one of my parents.
We just started being cordial to each other probably a year ago.
So, when I see my mom, you know, I break down a little bit.
(Gus) Don't cry, you're gonna make me cry.
But I haven't seen you in six months.
- I know. - (doorbell rings)
Hey.
Well, well, well! Miss Sharon's here!
Hi!
- (Jeremiah) Hey, Mama Sharon. - Hey, hello...
I am super stoked
to see my mom to come over to have a barbecue.
This is the longest I've ever been away from home.
And I just want her to be proud of me.
You can cook a lot more stuff than what I thought.
My mom is so happy.
I feel like she has seen me mature a little bit.
(Kirk laughs)
Hi! Nice to meet you.
- Aimee! - Candace?
Hey, everybody, this is my mama.
Ooh, look, my hair. Goodness.
Mama, you look pretty.
When we get real mad, we come in here and we bitch.
Do you come in here very often?
I come in here at least twice a day
- bitching about something. - (laughing)
I do this sometimes in here, too, I flirt.
- (laughing) - Whoa-whoa-whoa!
You crazy-ass young'un.
I don't know where you get all that from.
Hey!
How are you?
(Nilsa) Oh, my gosh, I am so happy to see my parents.
I got my heart ripped out last night by Josh.
And they're literally the two people that can just
brighten my mood just by seeing their faces.
(knocking)
- That child of mine... - The trash...
Somebody needs to take out the trash.
They've been partying.
Those are beer bottles in there.
- Beer bottles, uh... - Uh-huh.
- Food... - Yeah.
- Hey! What's up? What's up? - Hey.
- I'm Kirk. - Hey, Kirk, how you doing?
Oh, that's my mama.
- Hello! - Hi, Mama!
My parents are super conservative.
So, I honestly do not know how they're gonna fit in.
Oh, I will forewarn y'all,
everybody in here uses profanity so...
I'm not too sure how they're gonna take the roommates.
Um, I don't know if my dad's gonna be pissed off
at seeing all the liquor that's around.
Like, I don't know how they're gonna think, so...
I'm just a little nervous.
(Toya) Who does the housekeeping?
- We do. - But they didn't clean up.
We did clean up.
No, y'all missed it.
It just-- it's fine.
They just-- it is-- it's okay.
Oh, Lord, this could be a long day.
What kind of shorts is... What is Candace wearing?
(Toya) That's, that's the new shorts. Uh, I don't know.
You don't like it?
It's cute, I like it.
Okay, well, I'm just saying, I don't.
(Candace) What's wrong with my shorts?
It's just not a lot of clothing.
(sighs)
I'm just saying, it's not a lot of clothes.
(Jeremiah) How are you guys doing?
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
You got huge.
That's what I'm saying...
I know. (bleep), I make big tables look small, you know?
(laughter)
Jeremiah, of course, has his shirt off around all the parents.
- Have you seen it-- hey, have you seen anything happen-- - Hello? Hello?
- Jackie, come on, come on, like... - Hello.
Chill out, bro! Chill out!
So, it's kind of weird to see my mom check him out.
Honey, keep it-- look, keep it right here, okay?
(laughter)
Listen, forget about that.
Back that question up. Back that, back that...
(Nilsa) Oh, my God, dude, like, I can understand wanting to show off
your muscles but, come on, all these women are taken, honey.
Come on, Toya, you know you want some of that, come on now.
- Come on. - He a little flirt, ain't he?
- Come on. - Jeremiah.
Jeremiah is such a...
- Go now... - Oh, my, God.
- Oh, yeah, Jeremiah, look. - See, what did I tell you?
I told you your mom would be in here feeling my arms...
(laughing)
(laughing)
- Oh, now we... - Okay.
You're such a... Ooh.
Oh, sweet mercy.
(Jeremiah) Y'all ready to eat?
Let's do it.
Anybody want a beer?
- Why not? - (Kortni) I got you, baby.
Thank you.
Oh, hey, that's my cozy.
That means you gotta shotgun a beer.
Yeah!
- What does that mean? - You have to shotgun a beer, Dad.
- That's her cozy. - So, I have to what?
No-no-no-no-no... Don't open it.
Yo, Jeremiah, come lead the shotgun.
My father is about to shotgun a beer.
I've never partied with my dad.
So, you know, we'll see....
Cheers.
- (laughing) - Dad, don't get it on your shirt!
(Kirk) The whole thing.
- Damn. - You gotta sling it.
You gotta sling it. There you go!
- Oh, my gosh. - Whoo!
You shotgunned-- I can't be...
They beat you, though, they beat you.
Okay, let's go another one.
(laughter)
I want a rematch.
(shrieking)
It felt good, though.
Oh, my God, I never even knew
my father could shotgun a beer.
And he didn't finish that far behind them.
I was, like, "Okay, I'm impressed, Ray, I see you."
We got a problem.
(Toya) What's wrong, Ray?
I can't find the beer.
(Aimee) Mama, you wanna eat outside? That's where I always eat.
(Teresa) That's fine.
Here you go, Mama.
I'm trying to stay away from Kirk right now
just because my mom's here.
But I am so pissed off about last night.
I don't even wanna look at him.
Look, my eyes over here are twitching.
'Cause I'm thinking about it.
(Teresa) What's been y'all's favorite part about being here?
- The beach. - The beach.
And Nilsa, yeah.
Me and Nilsa are the only ones that haven't argued.
- (Teresa) Oh, really? - Yup.
Kirk's mama and stepdaddy are right there.
And I feel like saying,
"Hey, do you know how your son talks to women?
Well, let me tell you about last night."
Everybody in the house has argued except those two together.
- Yeah. - So, what do you butt heads about?
I ain't saying nothing.
(Kirk) Trying to keep my cool.
But if Aimee tries to blast me in front of my parents,
that's not gonna go well at all.
(Aimee) I really don't like drama.
But some people in this house are not nice.
- Really? - Yeah.
♪♪
(Aimee) Some people in this house are not nice.
- Really? - All right, come on.
I don't (bleep) talk about that (bleep).
Just come on.
(Aimee) Come on, Mom.
I'm going on the beach with my mommy.
(bleep), I'm getting pissed. Really.
I don't (bleep) talk about that (bleep), all right?
What's going on? What happened?
It's nothing, it's (bleep) stupid.
The girl was going through some (bleep) with her ex.
And we're all helping her get over it.
And then last night we get back from the bars,
and she's over here calling this dude, I'm, like...
- Who girl? Which girl? - The blonde girl.
And so, of course, I'ma put my two cents in, you know me.
- Right. - So, I was, like, we're over here trying to help you get
over (bleep) and you're over here still calling the dude.
- How are you gonna get over it calling this dude? - Okay.
- And knowing (bleep)... - Right.
And she got mad as hell and started throwing (bleep) at me,
like, trying to put her hands on me.
I was, like, I don't put my hands on females.
- So, you're lucky, you know what I'm saying, like... - Yeah.
I had good intentions with what I was trying to do.
But I guess she was upset in the manner I said it.
All right, it's not what you do, it's how you do it, and you had very good
intentions, but don't get involved in that.
Because, because they say, again, they have their dis--
you know, their arguments, next day, they're together.
And then you're remembered more than the bad guy.
Okay, you end up
being the bad guy, so
don't get involved in that.
(Aimee) He was hitting the wall, like, banging on the wall.
And he was, like, "She's lucky that weren't her GD face."
And I went after him.
And it was like a big-ass mess.
If Gus and Nilsa wouldn't have held me back,
I would have (bleep) him up.
But, you got to understand that if you attack a man...
I mean, I'm not saying that it's right.
- A man attacks a woman back. - Mm-hmm.
But you're putting yourself in, in that position.
I've been telling you that your whole life.
- I know. - You can't do that.
What would you have done if he'd have come at you?
He did, that's why I pushed him over the table.
And I feel bad, but...
Have you ever thought about saying, uh, "I might've made
a mistake," and see how he reacts back?
You have to be happy in a pretty place like this.
I don't know.
I just feel like he went too far, though, Mommy.
My mama may have a good point.
But I am not apologizing to him.
I really don't feel sorry for pushing Kirk.
He's gonna learn you don't talk to girls like that.
(Gus) Definitely been an interesting summer to say the least.
I started this summer being optimistic hoping...
maybe I'd come across somebody that could lead to more
- than just, you know a summer fling or whatever. - Yeah?
But I haven't been able to find that.
Well, it's all-- everything's for a purpose.
- Everything has a reason. - Yeah.
God allows all of it to happen for a reason.
Yeah. I feel like I'm getting old, but I'm only 22.
I got plenty of time.
Yeah.
- Oh, you were born when I was 22. - Yeah.
- That's a little scary. - Just a little bit.
(Gus) Me and my mom have had a rocky relationship
over the past couple of years.
But it's good to see her and just be able to talk to her again
despite everything we've been through.
It wasn't the most ideal of situations
growing up, you know, it's...
Some of the, uh, verbal stuff
that happened in the house and all that.
You know, I saw a lot of things.
But that did mold me to be who I am today.
Some of the stuff I saw growing up did lead to the fact that
I am the way I am when I treat girls different than most guys
'cause I don't wanna treat 'em the same things that I saw.
- And like... - Yeah.
Our family kind of has a reputation of doing that.
And I don't wanna be the same.
(tearfully) Yeah, it does.
Don't cry, you're gonna make me cry.
That makes me cry.
Don't...
I don't wanna cry no more today.
- (chuckling) - (sniffles)
What?
Well, if that's a good thing that can come from that,
then that's a good thing.
I could not be more proud of you.
Thank you.
I could not be more proud of you.
And the man that you are
and the man that you will become.
Well, I'm trying hard to be.
And I'm so glad to be here. I love you.
(Kortni) Anybody wanna take a shot?
(Candace) Oh, Dad, you wanna take a shot?
Come on.
My dad's gonna come take a shot with us.
(Candace) Partying with my parents has been absolutely weird.
I did not expect him to be the life of the party.
One-two-three-go!
- Ahh! - Ahh!
- I got him! I got him! - Ahh...
I got him.
- Put that in. - (both laughing)
I am very much surprised.
This the real mimosa.
(Jeremiah) That's a real mimosa right there.
- What you saying? - Oh, my gosh, I'm in love.
What, you want me to fix you some?
- Hells yes. - Okay, darling.
- This man... - That's not even a question, sweetheart.
- That's right. - That's not even a question.
I loves a party.
(Jeremiah) Candace, all I know
is she was worried about her parents meeting us.
I'm, like, why? These people are awesome.
They're chilling with us.
Yeah, that's the real mimosa.
Hey, you can fix the drinks and I can fix food.
- Like, you're gonna love that chicken. - Okay!
I put that, uh, special rub on it.
(both laughing)
There you go.
(laughter continues)
Okay, I don't know what's going on.
This is not my mama.
Whoo...! (laughing)
That's my kind of guy.
Oh, my God.
You put that little special rub on, I like that.
That special rub.
(laughing)
(Candace) Like, I feel like my parents lived a wild life.
And they turned their life around when I was born.
'Cause I ain't never seen them like this before.
Ahh! (laughing)
What the hell?!
- I'll help you. - I can't get up!
(both laughing)
Y'all got this on...
(both laughing)
(Candace) I'm the most sober I've been today.
And that's only 'cause my parents are here.
But I feel like they drinking more than me.
I think they are.
We're all getting along.
Putting all them differences beside us so...
Shout-out to Family Day.
All the families and parents are here.
- Memphis. - Memphis style.
- Yeah! - Get up tight.
We finished?
♪♪
(shouting and whooping)
You know, you can't beat this view.
- Water's so clear, too. - Yeah.
It's awesome.
That's the guy I like.
The crazy one with the hair is the one I like.
- He doesn't like me. - Oh.
I was gonna wear this last night on our date,
- but we didn't go. - Mm-hmm.
I'm still dealing with all these emotions from last night.
And I'm still uncomfortable.
I mean, Josh is right there.
It sucks.
I feel like no one's ever gonna truly love me.
So, how are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm 23 years old. (sniffles)
And who's gonna want somebody that's been married at 23
and then is already damaged?
Perfect example.
I met this guy...
And I was just being honest with him,
and I told him about James.
And now he doesn't want anything to do with me
even though I was honest, so, like...
It's, like, is this how dating is?
How old was I when I met your mom?
28?
How many other women that I went through before I got to her?
Three.
You better add about 90 out of that.
Ew.
You just gotta keep pressing on, take care of number one.
Look out for number one, and do what you wanna do.
When you wanna get drunk, you get drunk.
When you wanna get laid, you get laid.
I mean, I hate to say it that way, but...
You know, have fun, get it out of your system.
Yeah, but that's why I haven't--
I've been single for nine, ten months.
You need to get some time.
You know, you lost somebody that you loved.
So, you just take it easy.
It's about you right now.
So, if he don't wanna, you know...
Just take a deep breath, you know?
I know that the right person will come soon.
If it's six months, uh...
if it's six years, don't rush it,
- because you'll find another... problem. - Yes.
- Don't rush anything right now. - (sniffles)
You'll know.
You'll know because he's gonna be...
He's gonna hang around.
I was single until I was, what, 28?
I was single during the week.
- (laughing) - (laughing)
Feels really good to have my parents here.
They've been there for me through my divorce,
through my miscarriage, through everything.
And they're literally the two people
that can brighten my mood no matter what's going on.
So, are you okay?
I'm better now.
I was struggling but I'm okay.
Good, I'm glad.
Chichis up.
Oh! Mom!
She can do it, too.
♪♪
(Kirk) My parents are leaving, so...
Okay, sweetie, let me take--
- Well, we gotta get ready to go, too, ain't we, Ray? - Yeah.
- Love you, baby. - Thanks for coming.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
- Love you, Mom. - All right, son.
It really is a blessing in disguise
that Parents Day was today.
I feel like I was being young adults
and still immature in certain ways.
Having actual adults here
kind of made us, you know, act our age.
- Okay, I gotta touch him again. - Okay.
- You touching me? - Yeah.
You feeling myself...
(laughing)
My mama liked Jeremiah way too much.
- We gon' see you for Thanksgiving, baby. - Yeah.
(laughter)
- All righty, babe. - Later... gator.
All right, y'all, my cab's here.
- Heading out, dawg? - Yeah, bro!
- I'll see you. - I'll see you soon.
- Oh, you're making a road trip over there? - For sure.
Blue one's your size. Checkered one's Jessie's.
Young lady? Very good to see you. Very good to see you.
Always a pleasure. Always a pleasure.
And we outchere.
- All right, big dog... - See you guys.
(Candace) Have a safe trip home.
- Of course. - Have a safe trip.
- Yes, ma'am. - Be good.
I'll see you guys.
- All right, bro. - Peace out, brother.
(Nilsa) I am so disappointed how it worked out with Josh.
There's a lot of emotion I'm still needing to deal with.
But I'm now realizing that maybe I'm not ready.
♪♪
Let's play beer pong, bro.
Let's do it.
- Oh, my God! - Yes!
3-2. Let's go.
Oh, (bleep).
(both laughing)
- Oh! Damn it! - That's hustle.
(Jeremiah groans)
♪♪
(Kirk) It's been a day since Aimee and I had our fight.
And she shoved me, and I was saying some hurtful words.
And now there's a lot of tension between us.
Can I talk to you for a second?
(Aimee) I guess.
(Kirk) I feel very bad about this whole situation.
I mean, I probably said some things I shouldn't have said.
And I wanna fully talk about it and squash it.
I'm genuinely sorry for what I said the other night.
What I was going for wasn't trying to be, like, malicious.
I was upset 'cause you were calling him.
And I was just super drunk,
and I said it in a dumb way, I'm sure.
But there was never bad intentions with it.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe I shouldn't have brought that up like that.
But that's just, like...
Baby, you're trying to get over this dude.
Like, why are you calling this guy?
- I love you, like, I want-- - I know, I love you, too.
And that's the thing, I was, like, what the (bleep).
Like, no, you, like, you can't do that (bleep).
And I probably said it in a meaner way.
I apologize for that.
But I'm just letting you know my side.
(Aimee) It feels really good to hear Kirk apologize
and really mean it.
But he's not the only one in the wrong.
I am really, like, genuinely sorry for hitting you
with the mayonnaise bottle and pushing you.
Hey, that was a good push, like, really,
- that was a good push. - Thank you.
- That was a shove. - I know, I'm--
Look, I'm like an angel until I get mad.
And I turn into a devil.
- You see that. - Oh, yeah, it's all good.
And you're the same, so...
I think that's why we had that thing.
- We relate. - 'Cause we're--
Exactly, we're the same when it comes to that stuff.
- But you know I love you-- - Yeah.
- It is what it is. - 'Cause I don't wanna, like,
go home and then, like, us hate each other.
- I love you to death. - No, I love you, too.
You know, you're, like, one of my best friends.
- I love you, come here. - I love you.
(Kirk) It feels really good that we cleared the air.
Because, you know, I love Aimee.
And I need to work on keeping it real in a nicer way.
(chuckling)
I just wanna make sure we got it straight.
Yeah, I feel ya, I'm glad we got out of there.
♪♪
(phone ringing)
Thot house, queen of the thots speaking.
(Codi) <i>Hi.</i>
Hi.
It's Codi! Everybody come here!
What time do you get back?
<i>Around 11:30 tonight.</i>
Oh! Okay, yay!
(Nilsa) Codi's coming home tonight.
And I feel like the family's finally getting back together.
So, we wanna give him, like, a really good grand entrance
when he gets here.
I gotta make him happy.
Hold on, I have my outfit for Codi on!
What the...
(laughing) Oh, my gosh.
You look like a grade-A thot right now.
So I have my unicorn onesie on.
And I've got my...
thottiest of the thot boots on.
He loves these.
So, this is for him.
(Aimee) When he walks in,
run up in your thot cleats and that unicorn
and be, like, "Codi!"
And I'ma moon him.
Let's, let's just hide behind the couch
- and do it. - Okay, come on.
Who don't love chichis and bootie?
He's gonna be, like, "Oh, (bleep), hell, yeah."
Codi's finally on his way back to the house.
And Nilsa and Aimee are so excited.
They're literally bouncing off the walls
acting like dang zoo animals.
(Aimee) When we get tired, we get (bleeps).
It ain't just when you're tired. (chuckling)
♪♪
(Nilsa) Can they see me?
- They can see your horn on the top of your head. - Oh.
(Aimee) Do not fart back here.
(Nilsa) I do not even poop.
- Shh! Shut up. - Shut up.
(Gus) The bologna king's back.
I'm back.
What's up, brother? You doing all right?
- Yeah, man, I'm good. - Hey, I missed you, for real.
Missed y'all, too.
Everybody's snoozing.
Hey...!
- Surprise! - Surprise!
(laughter, bleeping, shouting, whooping)
I walk in and see two things that I love the most.
Boobies and bootie.
This is the best homecoming ever.
Aw, I missed y'all so much.
It's been a tough couple days.
Now I'm back in this house.
And I'm ready to just go back right where I left off.
I brought something back, too.
This homemade wine. From my dad.
Whoa...!
(Aimee) Let's try some.
- What is it? - It's blueberry.
I picked those blueberries myself.
Is it good?
Who made that?
My dad.
Tell him I said just ship me a bottle to Alabama.
(laughter)
♪♪
Greetings.
Greetings and salutations.
(Jeremiah) It's our last night together.
And I wanna do something special for this occasion.
♪♪
(Gus) What are y'all cooking?
(Jeremiah) Low country boil.
(Codi) Oh, (bleep). That's alive?
Yeah, they're alive.
Low country boils are a Southern tradition.
We throw some corn, potatoes, sausage,
crab, some crawfish, some shrimp into one pot.
Add a bunch of seasonings and, uh, it boils for a couple hours.
Once it's done, you take it out, dry it off
and throw it on newspaper or paper
and everyone just goes at it with their hands.
Oh, yeah, now we let that, what, sit for, like, 30, 40?
Yup.
There's one left.
Yeah.
Ooh, that's a big one.
- Oh, yeah, that's huge. - Oh, yeah...
Shh, shh. Who's in there?
(silverware tinkling)
(Codi) Get Candace.
All right. Get her away from the sink.
- Yeah, watch. - (chuckling)
Shh...
♪♪
(water running)
- Candace? - Yeah?
Can I, uh, talk to you?
- Uh-huh. - Please?
One second. (water stops)
Like, look at this. Do you see this?
Freakin' disgusting.
(Codi) Okay, well, you want me to--
You want some help with the dishes over there?
(Candace) So, what I'm doing, I'm just, um...
Loading the dishwasher?
Yeah, I'm just loading the dishwasher.
And then what I do is then I'm gonna wash, like, the big--
The big-- yeah, well, I'll help you
get the big stuff, yeah.
'Cause you know damn well, I don't do dishes, Codi.
(Gus) You're right, you haven't done dishes
this whole time, so I'm proud of you.
Oh, don't do that.
I've washed a pan or two since I done been here.
Well, let's see it 'cause I don't-- I don't believe it.
I wash my dishes after I use 'em.
(Candace screams)
(laughter)
Oh, my God.
Why would you do that?
I almost had a heart attack.
I love crawfish... when they're dead.
Not alive inside of a pot where I could touch it
and it can attack my hand and, and, and give me a disease.
I don't, I don't do that.
I hate y'all, I'm drinking for the rest of the day.
(laughter)
(man) Coming up...
Y'all's Hawaiian queen has arrived.
- Let me go to sleep. - Oh, hell no. Oh, my God.
(Codi) No, it's the last night.
You really thought I wasn't gonna bring it out?
Oh!
(laughter)
♪♪
Hey, guys, I'm about to, uh, pull the last
bit of this seafood out of here. The sausage.
So, go ahead and get everybody ready
to sit down for this beautiful bowl.
You got it, boss,.
(Gus) So, it's storming out here.
But it ain't about to stop our low country boil.
We're just gonna move inside and party it up.
Oh, boy!
Oh, my God, look at it.
(bleep)
(Gus) I'm going to eat until I'm sick.
If I may... Dear Lord, thank you very much
for this summer that we've had together.
This meal represents us. Everything different
but put together, it makes a delicious meal.
And we appreciate it with all our hearts.
- Amen. - In your name I pray.
(all) Amen.
(Aimee) So, do we all get a crab leg or what?
(Gus) You get whatever you want.
(Codi) Yeah, whatever you want.
(Aimee) I'm gonna miss these family dinners so much.
I'm gonna miss these people at the dinners.
But most of all, I'm gonna miss the food.
I don't cook.
Everything is so freaking good.
(Kirk) Mm-hmm.
So, what's the first thing stands out about this summer?
Going to the beach.
Having, uh, Kortni pee in trash cans, you know, just...
(laughter)
I swear to God, I'm gonna (bleep) kill somebody.
Like, they have kept this damn piss joke up this whole time.
But I swear to God, I did not.
The biggest prank of the house was Jeremiah's dance moves.
(laughter)
(Gus) They were pretty bad.
Take his finger like this and do this like here...
Uh-huh.
- And then like this. - Oh, there you go!
- There you go! - Like this.
(Gus) That's pretty good.
It's called rhythm.
(Codi) Well, I don't know if it's called rhythm, but...
Are you sure? Are you sure about that?
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm so sorry, Jeremiah, but I have more rhythm in my teeth
than Jeremiah has in his whole body.
And my teeth don't move.
(laughter)
When it comes down to it,
I'm glad that we're actually able to be here right now
and to actually enjoy this meal
because the first weeks, it was rough.
You know, obviously, we have our differences.
We see... you know, we butt heads a lot.
But when I just get the phone call
that my grandfather's passed away,
and for you to sit here and you lead the prayer
after everything that we've been through,
you don't understand how much that meant to me.
I appreciate that, I really do.
At the end of the day, I feel like y'all seven folks
in here, like, I can count on and, you know,
y'all are, y'all are a new family to me.
(Gus) I want a group hug, honestly.
Group hug!
Family hug. Get up.
(Candace) I can't explain the love that you feel
when you have all these different people around you who,
at the end of the day, even though we fight each other,
we got each other back.
So, it's all love.
And I'm definitely gonna miss it.
(Jeremiah) Love you guys.
♪♪
(Aimee) Since it's our last night,
what if we all sleep in the upstairs living room floor?
(Kirk) I'm with it, you know, I'm down.
- Snuggle party. - (Kortni) Snuggle puddle.
I'm spooning somebody, (bleep) damn it.
(Gus) Aimee brings up we should have a sleepover inside.
I'm all for it.
It's our last night together.
I wanna be as close as possible.
(groans)
Ow!
(laughing)
There ain't enough room for me.
(Aimee) Nilly, you have to sleep on me.
We sleep beside each other every night.
Go get your mattress.
Why don't you guys just spoon together?
(Aimee) We're scissor sisters, not snuggle sisters.
Aimee, you know what scissoring means?
No.
Aimee, look... scissors.
I know that's what-- That's our handshake.
No, that's, like...
These are your legs. These are Nilsa's legs.
I thought this was our gang sign.
- (laughter) - I thought this was our gang sign.
(Jeremiah) Let's be honest, that's not a gang sign, all right?
We always do this in the confessional.
(laughter)
Scissor sisters.
Scissor sisters.
- (laughter) - What the (bleep)?
Y'all's Hawaiian queen has arrived.
- (Candace) Let me go to sleep. - (Kirk) Oh, hell no.
(Gus) Oh, my God. Oh, my God...
(laughter)
(whooping, groaning and screaming)
(Codi) Yo, it's the last night.
You really thought I wasn't gonna bring it out?
(laughter and groaning)
(screaming)
Oh, no! No! No!
No!
(laughter)
Oh, gosh, I slipped and fell down.
(Codi) Say what you wanna say.
Y'all gonna remember my ass.
Oh, man!
(laughter)
(Aimee) I feel like doing the Pledge of Allegiance right now.
(laughter)
I'll miss you bastards.
(laughter)
♪♪
(rain pattering)
(Kortni) Who's gonna be the first to get up?
- (Jeremiah) Not me. - (Nilsa) Not me.
I don't wanna get up
'cause then that means we gotta go pack
and then get out of here.
Hmm... this sucks. (sighs loudly)
(Kirk) It's just now starting to hit me that, uh, this is it.
You know, um, today's the day, uh, we, uh, pack our stuff
and, you know, go back to, you know, reality.
♪♪
(Jeremiah) I can't believe that today is our last day.
(Kirk) I know, right?
(Gus) Exactly how it look outside is how I feel.
Just gloomy.
(Jeremiah) I don't think anybody is ready for this day.
(sniffles)
(sighs)
(Aimee) Oh, I feel sick, y'all.
I do, too.
Oh...
I'm gonna miss you.
I know we've had our drama fills.
I know we've had our problems, but at the end of the day,
I've grown very close to everybody in this house.
And it just hurts knowing
that we're all going our separate ways.
Yeah, y'all be good. Take some shots for me.
Hey, we'll come see you soon for real.
Of course.
(Candace) This has been the best summer of my life.
I've definitely made seven new lifelong friends this summer
at PCB.
I am ♪Blessed.
- Bye, bitches! - (Gus) Safe travels!
- Bye, baby! - Love y'all!
(all) Love you!
Bye, zoo house!
(Codi) All right, y'all.
I got my sandwich for the road.
And I'm gone, and I'm gonna miss y'all so much.
Words cannot explain how it was to escape my day-to-day life.
Now I have friends that are not retired.
(laughing)
Until next time, Gulf Ocean.
(Kirk) It's that time.
- Love you. - Love you, too.
Sorry for everything.
Mm-mm. Love you.
(Kirk) This has been a summer of not just partying
but actually growing as a man.
I wish I could take back certain things I said, honestly,
especially with Aimee, 'cause I love Aimee best,
and I'm glad we talked it out,
'cause I feel like I'm leaving the house a better person.
- Love you guys. - Oh... bye, Jeremiah.
I'm gonna miss ya.
You're about to pop my implant.
(laughing)
(Jeremiah) I don't feel quite so sheltered about being homeschooled
because living with these strangers has taught me
how to deal with every bit of drama under the sun.
I am leaving this house with a lot of new friends
and also a different look on the way I handle situations.
You gotta pass through Tallahassee
to go to Jacksonville, don't you?
Yes. You wanna come with me?
Yeah, is there any way you do that?
- Yes. - For real?
- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Ooh! Road trip!
- Yes! Aah! - Ooh!
You got the protein?
I got the protein.
(laughing)
(Gus) I came here this summer hoping to find a potential wife.
It didn't work out.
But I did find the best workout partner I could have.
(Jeremiah) Every ten miles we have to do pushups.
We gonna be yoked-up by the time we get to Charlottesville.
We're gonna be shredded by the time we get to your place.
(Aimee) It's bye-bye, y'all.
I know, no.
(Aimee) I am leaving here a whole 'nother person.
I love myself.
I never loved myself before.
And I can go back to Perdido, Alabama, with my head held high.
I'm completely over my ex.
That baby that they had ended up being my blessing.
One last handshake for the road.
(Kortni) I came here to see what it's like living on my own for once.
And I think I did pretty damn good.
I blacked out. I acted out.
I got ratchet and...
I definitely wanna do this again.
Bye, thot house.
Damn, it was a good summer.
(Nilsa) I'm so blessed that I got to come here and deal with
all these emotions that I never took the time to deal with
since my divorce.
I think God puts people in your life at the, at the right timing
when you need them.
And I feel like that's what this whole experience was for me.
When I was at my lowest points in this house,
I had seven other people there to be my shoulder to cry on.
And that's something I'll never forget.
(woman) ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ No one stays the same ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ You know what goes comes back around ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Change is a thing you can count on ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I feel so much younger now ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I feel so much younger now ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I feel so much younger now ♪♪
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