- What's up guys?
Hope we're doing well.
I'm Scooter Magruder, and this is Scooter Gaming.
You thought it was over?
You thought it was a game?
No.
It sorta is a game, because we're playing games,
but that's not the point.
Scooter Gaming is alive and well people.
And back for the resurgence with me,
Jonathan Salmon.
Jon are you ready to get it in?
Doubles riding.
- [Jon] I might be actually really ready to get it in.
I'm ready.
- I like what you're doing Jon.
It feels good to be back people.
Let me show you.
- [Jon] Oh wow. Go go go.
- Let me show you what you've been missing.
(intense music)
- [Jon] Go go go.
- I've been trying to tell y'all.
- [Jon] Go go go.
- My dribbling game has increased by 400%
since I've last played.
Oh my gosh.
Watch this.
- [Jon] Oh my God.
- Watch this.
You thought it was a game?
You thought it..
- [Jon] Back?
Are we back?
- The flight of...the flight of Magruder people.
- [Jon] Scooter are we back?
- Did we ever leave is the question.
Did we?
- [Jon] I don't know.
I don't think so.
I didn't.
You might've left a little bit.
- Too easy.
Look at them, they're scared.
- [Jon] Yeah.
- They're scared.
Why would they set me up?
They know I've been working on my...
Oh my gosh, I'm scared.
Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Oh my gosh, I got knocked.
I got knocked.
Oh I'm getting just bossed around man.
- Please get up.
- [Jon] Oooh.
- Please get up.
- [Jon] Shaq-attack with the backboard.
- Oh my gosh, what am I doing?
Okay.
Oh.
- [Jon] Oh Scooter.
I must get out of the way.
- Oh.
- [Jon] Wow, really?
- Bruh I was coming in hot. - [Jon] Wow.
- I was coming in hot.
- [Jon] Wow.
Oh oh.
- Dribbling sensation.
- [Jon] Ooh ooh.
Are we done?
Are we done?
Are we done?
- Jon.
- [Jon] I don't know man.
I don't know what's happening here.
- Jon.
- [Jon] I think we're breaking down.
15 seconds in and we're breaking down already.
- Stay back. - [Jon] Stay back.
Oh no you go. - Wow.
- [Jon] You go. - Wow.
Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Stay back.
Oh my God.
- Boost.
- [Jon] Stay back.
- Here we go.
Swervage.
- [Jon] Well why did you take my boost?
- Swervature.
Ricochet tactics.
- [Jon] That's not even a word.
- Oh my gosh. - [Jon] Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] You're lucky I was there.
You're lucky I was there.
Oh my gosh, Scooter.
- I see it.
- [Jon] Wow.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I am just trying to get...
- Jon, right there.
- [Jon] Sorry.
Sorry.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Sorry, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh my gosh, I'm coming.
Oh God.
- Here we go.
- [Jon] Ooh, ooh.
- Ricochet tactics.
- [Jon] Oh thanks bro.
Oh my...oh thanks bro.
Oh Scooter get to the middle, get to the middle.
- To the middle.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Ooh one guy's down.
Demolition.
- Dribbling.
- [Jon] Oh I got it.
Let me get it, let me get it, let me get it.
Oh fake out. - Wow.
Flight of Magruder.
- [Jon] I was going way too fast.
Way too fast.
This is getting real hot.
- I'm scared. - [Jon] Cool.
- I got it.
- [Jon] Take that.
P. Diddy.
Take that take that take that.
- Wait for it.
- [Jon] Feed me.
Feed.
Fake out.
Absolute fakeout.
Ooh.
- Jon please.
- [Jon] He messed up.
He messed up. - And Swervature.
- [Jon] Swervature.
Stop.
- Dribble.
- [Jon] Take that back. I'll take that back.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Feed me.
Feed me.
What is that? - Jon that's you, that's you.
- [Jon] Oh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
- Bring it around town.
Oh my gosh.
No.
Oh my...
- [Jon] Did you smack into me?
Wow the play of a lifetime.
(triumphant music)
The play of a lifetime Magruder.
I don't what you're doing man.
Wow man.
- You ran into me.
What do you mean did I...?
Bro.
- [Jon] You smacked me from behind bro.
- Bro.
Are you...stay back.
- [Jon] How is it possible to...
How can I run into you when...
- You literally ran right into me.
Wow.
- [Jon] Check the tape, check the tape.
- Oh check the tape.
- [Jon] I need a replay.
- (Slow motion) oh my gosh.
What the heck?
- [Jon] Ooh.
Take that.
Take that take that take that.
- Please get big.
- [Jon] Probably.
- Dribble techniques.
- [Jon] Ooh that was a nice little touch.
That was a nice little toucher.
That was a nice little toucher.
- Dribble techniques.
- [Jon] Oh wind rider, wind riders.
I'm here.
- Dribble techniques.
- [Jon] I'm here.
- Oh.
Backwards hit.
Oh my gosh.
I might have obstructed you right there Jonathan.
Not gonna lie.
- [Jon] Sounds about right.
Sounds very typical.
The Magruder move.
- Flight of Magruder.
- [Jon] Oh my gosh.
- Flight of Magruder.
- [Jon] My tongue was just sticking out
and hanging out on my chin,
you know it's intense when that happens.
- Dribble techniques. - [Jon] I'm scared.
Oh push. - Dribble techniques.
Oh.
- [Jon] Ooh.
- Where are you?
Where are you?
- [Jon] I'm coming.
That was way too hot.
I'm here, I'm defending.
I'm defending.
- Dribble techniques. - [Jon] Oh they messed it up.
- Let's go, let's go.
- [Jon] Angles, angles.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] I got you again, I got you again.
- I'm scared.
- [Jon] Angles.
Oh my god, I keep running into this thing, dude.
I keep smacking into this guy.
- Oh my gosh, did you guys hear that?
Did you guys hear that?
Sounds like Magruder time.
- [Jon] I think it is Magruder time.
- Sounds like Magruder time.
Absolutely not. - [Jon] That was Magrudered.
That was so pretty Magruder of you.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Jon] Oh my gosh.
- And wait for it oh my gosh.
No, oh okay.
Okay good.
Okay he's trash.
(Jon whistles)
Jon, what are you doing, attack.
- [Jon] Got it.
- I got it.
Dribble it.
Please get out of my way.
It's Magruder time.
(Jon laughs)
Get out of my way.
- [Jon] Oh my God.
What am I doing?
- I don't know.
Jon please be there, thank you.
- [Jon] I was haha.
Yo we gotta produce something,
produce produce produce produce.
- Bro you already know.
- [Jon] Hashtag produce.
Oh my god here's production.
- Already know.
Already know.
Jon, are you not there?
Go middle, go middle, go middle.
- [Jon] Production, production, production, production.
- Oh what...
- [Jon] Oh you're with me?
- Go middle.
- [Jon] I'm here.
Production, wow, no get to the middle.
Get to the middle.
No.
- I'm in the middle. - [Jon] You get to the middle.
Oh my god, production, production.
(Scooter squealing)
(Scooter squeals)
- [Jon] Dang it.
- Okay let it drop, let it drop, let it drop.
- [Jon] Oh my god I got it up there.
- Let it drop. Let it drop.
Oh.
Wait were we down?
- [Jon] Why would we let it drop?
Yeah.
Wow. - We were down?
- [Jon] No awareness man.
See, this is what I supposed to place my fate in.
The hands of this guy.
The guy who doesn't even know the score.
We're done ladies and gentlemen.
The common goal here on this channel,
on SalmonsDontDie,
is taking the L.
- We were down?
- [Jon] Taking the L is something that Salmon does
on a regular basis, don't know why.
I think it might be because I'm playing
with scrubs like Scooter Magruder.
Scooter what have you got to say for yourself man?
- Bro, I need you to do much better.
That's what the heck I have to say for myself.
- [Jon] My fault?
I'll take it, I'll take it.
It's a team effort.
- This was disrespectful to all
my fans, subscribers,
lovers out there,
who expect so much more from me.
You know, I apologize.
I'm gonna take this loss,
I'm gonna meditate on it,
I'm gonna come back stronger than ever.
Jon?
I need you to do the same.
Can you do that for me Jon?
- [Jon] Always.
- If you liked this video,
press the like button.
And as always, new videos every day.
I make new videos every day.
Do you know how long it takes to make these?
Press the gosh darn like button.
The heck is wrong with you?
Matter of fact, press it on the last video too.
You think it's a game?
You, okay it is a game, like we're playing a game.
Doesn't matter.
As always, I'm Scooter Magruder.
No jugamos juegos.
Throw me the gosh darn alley.
What the heck were you doing Jon?
I'm a grown man.
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