(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the PyeongChang Winter Olympics special
of the Say Anything Festival.
Let's go, figure skater Son Heungmin!
What?
I just said anything!
Let's meet the first contestant now.
Olympic athletes, hang in there!
Look at my face and...
Is she trying to give them strength
or suck it out of them?
I gained strength after seeing Nami.
Really?
Strength to beat her.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the ski jump?
He was just doing a Michael Jackson dance.
Amazing!
Michael Jackson reminds me of that dance.
What dance?
A traditional Korean dance.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he doing a triple axel?
I'm just crazy!
He's just crazy.
Now that's a crazy guy.
Wow! Looks like you're crazy.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a snowboarder?
Try walking straight.
I didn't drink at all.
He wasn't snowboarding!
He drank vodka!
A stuttering statement.
I got wasted too.
Off alcohol?
I wasted all my virtual money.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is she Kim Yuna?
I think my contact lens is on backwards.
Her lens is on backwards!
Amazing.
I take my lenses out when I get home.
Why?
So I can't see my wife.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Did he win the gold medal?
Dang it, I can't eat this.
He threw away the gold medal because it wasn't edible!
- Amazing. / - Amazing.
Suyeong dieted for 2 weeks and lost 20kg.
Really?
So now, he weighs 140kg.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the finale of a show?
- Exchange this doll! / - No exchanges!
Nope!
She was just a doll vendor.
Don't I look like a doll too?
How dare you?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it really the ski jump this time?
I'm flying! I'm flying!
I'm flying!
So exciting, so exciting!
They weren't doing the ski jump.
It was the Fun Bros from Bongsunga School.
Amazing.
I'm flying. I'm flying!
I'm so annoyed, so annoyed!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Are they bobsleighing?
They were doing a Korean dance!
Amazing.
I'm the fastest one down.
In bobsleighing?
In my fame declining.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Are they cheering for the Olympics?
Hurray for Korean independence!
Hurray for Korean independence!
It wasn't cheering. It was an independence protest.
That's right.
We shouldn't forget our painful past.
That's right.
January 23rd.
What day is that?
The day I got married.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he curling?
Eat this.
Eat this.
He wasn't curling.
- Eat this. / - Amazing!
He deserves a praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster ski jump...
And commentator skip the intro.
Hello.
(Group Assignment)
Let's all work together on this group assignment...
They're not even here yet.
Hello, Yunseung.
- Oh, you're the freshman. / - Yes.
Hey, Sora.
- You should greet your senior... / - Hello.
Can you act a bit more friendly with me?
Okay! What's up, man?
Is it supposed to hurt this much?
- Hey, freshman. / - Yes, Yunseung.
I'll give you my credit card.
Buy 5 iced Americano for us to drink.
Yes. 5 ice creams.
Hey, hey...
I never said ice cream.
I said 5 iced Americano.
Iced Americano.
- Yeah. / - Got it.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
I remember 2 jujube teas...
What? Jujube tea?
Where did you get jujube tea?
I said to get 5 iced Americano!
- Alright. / - It's easy. IA.
Oh!
- No. IA. / - IA.
- Buy some IA. / - IA.
Did he understand that?
Yes, Mr. Hairdresser.
Be back in 30 minutes?
Alright then.
Hello, Yunseung.
- Hey. / - Yes.
We have a group assignment. Where were you?
My girlfriend wanted to break up
so I was just at her house.
- Dressed like that? / - Yes.
What's that in your hand?
A photo of my girlfriend!
I was dating an older woman!
- This much older? / - Yes.
What's that written on you?
Rich Hair.
I broke up with Buja.
Buja!
When are they getting here? We have a lot to do.
Hey.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
I have a blind date.
A blind date?
Hey!
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
- Yunseung. / - You were late too.
- That was wrong of us. / - Don't do this.
You don't have to do all this.
Stand up.
- Yunseung, stand up. / - Stand up.
- Stand... / - Stand up, Yunseung.
I'm standing.
- I said to stand up! / - I am standing!
- Don't lie! / - I'm standing!
- Stand up... / - Hey! Hey!
I'm standing up!
I'm standing...
Oh, you have stood up.
Were you always this short?
You're just tall.
That makes me so sad.
It makes you sad?
I'm the saddest one.
Nobody did any work?
Did anyone do anything?
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I made a presentation.
- You made one? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
At least one person did something.
Let's all watch it.
I'll start group 6's presentation on the...
- PyeongChang Winter Olympics... / - Hey, hey!
Yes?
What's that?
Get rid of it!
Alright.
- Group 6's presentation... / - No!
- On the PyeongChang... / - That's not what I meant!
Now it doesn't make sense!
Move Bonobono!
Alright.
No!
Not put him in a temple!
Then should I send him to church?
Stop it!
Please...
Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
93 countries are participating
in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics.
I heard it was 92 countries.
It's 93 countries.
92... Hey!
What's that next to Japan?
Zoom in on the flag next to Japan.
That one. that one!
There's no such country!
Hey!
There's no such country!
It exists in my heart.
It doesn't!
Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
Next is the Olympic flame.
The Olympic flame
tells you the start of the Olympics...
Get rid of Bonobono!
Get rid of him!
Why is Bonobono there flaming?
Put that out!
Alright.
Just put it out!
Just put it out! Please!
No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Next are some of the Olympic events.
First is ice hockey.
Hold on.
I bet that hockey player is Bonobono.
He's not.
Oh, you're right.
- In hockey, a puck is hit with a stick... / - I see him!
- To score goals. / - There he is!
I see him. Hey!
Pick the puck up.
- Pardon? / - Pick up the puck.
That one.
That puck!
That puck! Puck!
Why are you swearing?
I did not! I didn't swear.
No more Bonobono! Get rid of him.
- Alright. / - Geez...
Next is the highlight of the Winter Olympics.
It's figure skating.
At the end of figure skating routine,
people throw dolls at the skater.
That!
Why is everyone throwing Bonobono?
This skater probably likes Bonobono.
You like Bonobono!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
Last is curling.
In curling, a stone is pushed
to hit the opponent's stone out of the circle...
Hey!
Enough of that!
You're off this!
No more presentations!
Stop it!
Yes, Mr. Hairdresser.
I'll be right there.
Yunseung, my girlfriend wants to get back together
so I have to go.
- Hey, I heard what you said. / - Yunseung!
I bought 5 Captain America costumes.
Americano!
I said Americano!
Geez, I hate group assignments!
(Busking Again)
Hello!
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang
and he's Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim...
This was an amazing drama.
The soundtrack for "Descendants of the Sun."
♪ You are my everything ♪
Gong Yoo's hit drama, "The Guardian."
♪ Beautiful life ♪
He wants to be in the soundtracks for both dramas.
Please give him a chance.
Let's perform out here.
- Okay. / - Okay.
We haven't sang in a while so for our first song...
What will you sing?
I'll sing "Hand in Hand."
So thoughtful.
He's singing the theme song of the Seoul Olympics
since it's the PyeongChang Olympics this year.
"Hand in Hand."
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Hand in hand ♪
♪ We'll cross the wall ♪
♪ You shine like the sun ♪
♪ Even if this world tries to stop you ♪
♪ Boys, go away ♪
What is this? Us grown-ups are performing.
What do you mean?
We're busking.
- Busking? / - Yes.
- Busking? / - Yes!
It's so cold. Don't take it off.
That was so lame.
So go somewhere else.
I'm sorry. Our song got interrupted.
We'll sing "Hand in Hand" again.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ Hand in hand ♪ / - ♪ Even if this world ♪
- ♪ Tries to stop you ♪ / - ♪ We'll cross the wall ♪
- ♪ You are ♪ / - ♪ So this world ♪
- ♪ We live in ♪ / - ♪ Radiant ♪
- ♪ Becomes better ♪ / - ♪ I love you ♪
- ♪ Hand in hand ♪ / - Boys!
- ♪ If I never see ♪ / - Mr. Kim is about to die.
Our songs got switched.
Do you know how many amazing singers were here?
Have you heard of this guy?
Zico the rapper?
Is it her nose?
He must be close to Zico!
She got a nose job
or is it her nose?
So she's a natural beauty.
Come on... I thought it was for real.
I just said it for laughs.
It wasn't funny!
- You don't know comedy, so leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
We're not going anywhere.
Then stop distracting us.
We'll change our song because of them.
This is a song
that makes you feel like flying.
We'll sing "I Believe I Can Fly."
I don't think I can fly.
Then that's a pass.
It's a song that reminds you of an older woman.
We'll sing "Replay."
My older sister looks like me.
Gosh!
Then...
We'll sing a children's song for the kids.
We'll sing G-Dragon's "Having an Affair."
Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- ♪ Last night my dad ♪ / - ♪ Had an affair ♪
Boys!
You made the dad have an affair.
Sorry about that.
We'll sing a different song.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ The upstairs and downstairs neighbors ♪
♪ Had an affair ♪
Boys!
You're making the neighborhood a mess!
It's like a soap opera!
You guys are so strange.
Mr. Kim, let's sing something else.
What will you sing?
We'll sing "Twist of Love."
He'll sing most of it.
We'll sing "Growl."
- "Growl." / - "Growl."
I have a guitar, but cue the music!
- ♪ In bellbottoms ♪ / - ♪ A dark shadow ♪
♪ Awakes inside me ♪
- ♪ At the bakery ♪ / - ♪ My eyes light on fire ♪
♪ After seeing you ♪
- ♪ The twist of love ♪ / - ♪ Everyone clear away ♪
- ♪ In our memories ♪ / - ♪ From her ♪
♪ I'm going to get wild now ♪
♪ Growl, growl, growl ♪
♪ As I growl ♪
♪ If you don't move, I might catch you ♪
No, no... Boys!
We got drawn into your song.
What?
We were singing Sul Woondo's "Twist of Love."
Why do you keep singing "Growl?"
Then would Sul Woondo do the twist as he growls?
♪ Shanghai, Shanghai ♪ Would he do that?
What are you doing?
- Don't confuse us and leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings.
I'm not even in the rankings for male celebrity
you most want to watch the Olympics with.
Even my wife can't stand me.
I'm Yang Seonil.
People, what do you think
an athlete would say when being
interviewed for winning a gold medal?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comment said after an Olympic athlete
wins gold.
3rd!
Is this real gold?
2nd!
1st!
I love you, Pyeongchang.
If you've ever said during the ski jump,
"When's Ha Jungwoo showing up?"
You should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when an Olympic athlete wins gold.
127th!
You just won gold. Tell us how you feel.
I'd like to thank the hairdresser at Gag Salon
for making me look nice.
215th!
You just won gold. Say a few words.
Mijeong, I won the gold medal.
I bet you regret dumping me now.
299th.
You just won gold. Tell us how you feel.
- Hold on. Come this way. / - What?
Stand over here.
I look better on my right side.
461st!
You just won gold. Tell us how you feel.
Can you cover up this part?
People keep staring.
582nd!
You just won gold. Tell us how you feel.
I'd like to thank my parents,
my coach and all my fellow athletes.
Thank you so much.
I see...
Why aren't you mentioning me?
- Honey... / - Forget it. I'm leaving.
I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry!
Honey...
We have more rankings outside the rankings.
People,
what do you say when you run into a neighbor on a lift?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when you run into
a neighbor on a lift.
3rd!
Hello.
2nd!
Lo...
1st!
Whoever stares at the numbers counting down
in the elevator should relate.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when you run into a neighbor on a lift.
75th!
Oh, hello.
You live next door, right?
Excuse me. Did you change your Wi-Fi password?
You should share!
122nd!
Oh, hello.
- You live below me, right? / - Oh, yes.
So...
You can't poop unless you sing "Gashina?"
264th!
Oh, hello.
- You live next door, right? / - Yes.
- Throwing out your recyclables? / - Yes.
Can you throw mine out too?
412nd.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you. I moved in today.
Doesn't this look good?
577th.
Oh, hello.
You live next door, right?
You can see me?
This has been Rankings Outside the Rankings.
Thank you.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is a microwave.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
Hello there.
- Hello. / - Hello.
People, you're used to heating up late night snacks
like pizza and fried chicken in the microwave, right?
A lot of people do that.
- Stop eating so much. / - Right.
Why are you saying that from the start?
A few lucky purchasers today
will get a container for the microwave.
That's wonderful.
Take a look.
Yes...
Hold on.
Isn't this nice?
This wouldn't fit in a microwave!
Take a look.
Oh, like that...
It's for putting the microwave in?
Perfect fit, right?
This container is for the microwave oven.
So that goes in here.
Yes. Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9046...
0020...
Soccer ball, basketball, badminton ball...
Oops. That's a shuttlecock.
That is not a phone number!
So it works.
♪ Magpie's Seollal was yesterday ♪
♪ We're on ♪ Vacation for Seollal.
Hey!
It's not Seollal yet! Why'd you hang up?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
From ages 60 to 80,
we won't ask you anything.
Anyone can sign up.
I've had surgery.
Can I sign up?
But of course.
Please call now.
Yoo Minsang's microwave.
How was that even relevant?
How are ages 60 to 80 relevant?
Allow us to explain our product more.
Our product can be used outdoors as well.
Really?
If you buy $240 worth of batteries,
you can use it for a minute.
That costs more than the microwave!
That's why it's surprising.
Geez...
And that's not all.
Our product is being used by famous stars.
- Really? / - All housewives want to be her.
Even Lee Yeongae uses our product.
- Really? / - Yes.
We have Lee Yeongae on the phone now.
Just a moment.
Hello?
Hello!
I'm like oxygen. This is Lee Yeongae.
I was so surprised by this microwave oven!
Hold on...
Isn't this Ro Hongchul?
Ro Hongchul? This is Lee Yeongae.
- Geez... / - And...
Ro Hongchul uses our product as well.
- Really? / - Yes.
Hello?
Hello, man.
This is Ro Hongchul.
- Hold on... / - Alright, let's do this.
Do what?
Their voices have changed!
Don't you all want one, people?
Oh, and another thing.
Our product can be easily used
by young children.
Little Suyeong.
He doesn't really seem like a child.
Anyway...
Even a child can easily
heat up a frozen pizza.
Just put it in and turn it on.
- Now just wait a bit... / - Done.
It's not done yet. Hold on.
Hold on! Hey!
The pizza snapped! Hey!
One more time, little guy.
Put it back in.
Do as you're told. Now close it.
Now press the button.
There you go.
Now if you wait 3 minutes,
you can have a warm slice of...
Hey! Why are you eating it frozen?
It's mine!
Oh, please! Hey!
It's mine!
What's with him?
We'll cut to a commercial break.
We'll make it alive to your intestines.
Yoo Minsang's microwave.
You're not getting out of here alive!
I'm going to kill you first! Get back here!
Don't you all want one, everyone?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's shredded pork.
What?
It's the best.
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
And you're single!
Raise your hand!
Short sleeves... You're in short sleeves.
You're single?
Please step up here.
She's wearing short sleeves.
Hi, my name is Mangju.
My surname is Yu.
I'm Yu Mangju.
I'm an aspiring figure skater.
I'm training hard at the training center
so I can compete in the Olympics.
Oh, here comes my partner.
Mangju, you're already here.
Let's have a good practice today.
Let's go.
Nice.
So for today's practice,
you'll come towards me
and I'll lightly lift you up...
We'll practice a different pose first.
This is the most important.
We'll practice the triple axel.
Watch.
You go like this and turn.
Oh, that was too fast.
I'll show it to you in slow motion. Do what I do.
The triple axel goes...
It's a lot easier in slow motion, right?
Now you'll try.
Make the sound too.
Are you ready?
Do the triple axel.
Go!
You didn't make the right face.
Make the right face and do another turn!
You can do this!
Mangju.
I fell for your twisted face.
Forget about being a figure skating fairy.
Will you be my fairy?
What are you doing?
What the...
So cold!
You got all this ice on me...
Hey, what are you doing to my girlfriend?
So you want to throw down?
Be a man and take your protective gear off.
Alright, fine.
I'll take these off.
- Take it off. / - I'll take them off.
Were your shoulders always that big?
Get away!
Hey, Mangju.
How dare you cheat on me?
You're the same as he is!
My shoulder...
I think my shoulder's dislocated...
Hey.
Mangju.
You ended my career as an athlete!
I'm finished for the Olympics.
So...
I want you...
To be responsible for my life.
What are you doing?
Look over there!
Someone is jumping down from up there!
Just wait a bit longer! I'm coming down!
Amazing.
Geunji.
Geunji!
Seongwon...
Mangju aspired to be a ski jumper
when she was in college.
Mangju.
Let's do the ski jump.
Do a good job.
Don't worry.
It'll be over fast.
Just like before.
The same way.
Are you ready?
1...
2...
3!
Lift your head more!
Seongwon!
You're doing great!
- Nice! / - You're like a Super Saiyan, Mangju!
Your hair looks weird.
Mangju.
You did a great job.
And thank you so much.
You've arrived...
In my heart.
Seongwon, what are you doing?
Mangju is my girl!
She's mine!
No, she's my girl!
What are you doing on the sacred ice?
Yuna?
♪ Blow on me ♪
♪ Blow on me ♪
You need a beating!
- Take this! / - What are you doing?
- Let's stop bothering Mangju. / - Yeah.
Mangju, you decide...
Who the real gold medalist in your heart is.
Is it time for me to choose now?
♪ Hit them hard ♪
♪ Hit them real hard ♪
I'll decide on last place first.
1, 2, 3.
Next is 2nd.
Thank you!
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 1)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
I'll start off with a simple magic trick.
I'll make magician Bae Jeonggeun's clothes
magically disappear.
Get ready.
I'll make your clothes disappear.
Abra...
Cadabra!
Now I'll do this trick...
With someone in the audience.
- You, audience member. / - Yes.
Your clothes...
Will disappear.
Abra...
Cadabra.
Nothing happened.
Abra...
Cadabra.
Abra...
Cadabra!
It disappeared.
- Applause! / - Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Is it good?
It's not really for me.
No wonder you only had two bowls.
So where should we go now?
I have to get home early today.
How nice.
Why though?
My mom wants to make dumplings.
- Dumplings? / - Yes.
- Why? For Seollal? / - Yes.
Did you know?
If you can make pretty dumplings,
you can have a pretty daughter.
Your mom should've worked harder.
No!
My mom made really pretty dumplings
when she was pregnant with me.
Then what's wrong with you?
My dad accidentally stepped on them.
Well, that works out.
I have to get home early too.
I'm going to the bathhouse with my dad.
The bathhouse?
It's a custom for us.
We go twice a year.
On Seollal and Chuseok.
- You only bathe twice a year? / - Yeah.
Why do you go so often?
Just once on your birthday is good enough.
My dad is a germophobe.
Let's go.
See you next time.
Daehui, see you tomorrow.
We're leaving together.
Quiet.
Boy, that felt nice.
How nice.
Daehui, it's been a while since we did this.
You really grew.
I've always been...
A bit bigger than you.
How so?
My height.
Come on, boy!
What are you babbling about?
Oh, how nice.
All my hair is falling out!
That feels good!
How nice.
What the... Hey!
You punk,
you were eating before we got in the tub
and you're still eating!
Stop eating!
Look at all this fat!
What are you going to do
with all that weight?
I'm a wrestler.
You punk...
You can't wrestle with all that fat!
You're supposed to have technique!
I'm going to be champion later.
You're going to be champion?
Oh, please.
If you ever become champion...
I'll be this boy's son!
Geez...
Go study instead!
Leave the poor kid alone.
Boy.
Work hard at it.
If you do,
you'll be able to beat Lee Mangi.
Okay.
His name is Kang Hodong.
Hey, Hodong.
Here, eat this.
Thank you!
That boy... Geez...
Hello, Daehui.
Oh, hey.
You came to bathe, Seoul city boy?
I want to get washed up too.
Go ahead and get undressed.
Alright.
What are you doing? Get undressed all the way.
I'll wash up once you leave.
We're going to be here a while longer.
Just get undressed.
I'm a bit embarrassed.
We're all men here. So what?
What's the big deal?
I feel like many people are watching.
What is he babbling about?
Boy, you look uncomfortable!
Take that off!
Take it off, boy!
Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Yes...
Alright.
That's more like it.
Yeah, take it off.
Take it off.
Take it off. That's it.
Take it off.
It's so cold!
Take it off.
What are you doing here?
The bathhouse owner told me to come in here!
What's going on?
Sir!
I'm a woman!
She said she's a woman!
No!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man.
Why did you invite me to your housewarming party?
Seunghwan, my girlfriend's neighbor is coming.
I want to set you up with her.
Are you friends with me so you can use me?
If you're going to use me, don't call me.
- She's pretty. / - Please use me often.
Have a seat.
Hyeseon, come on.
Hurry!
A really great guy is going to be here today.
Seunghye, I want a break from men.
It's only been an hour since I dumped a man.
- But he's handsome. / - Time to transfer!
Hey, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
- What's wrong? / - You said it would be a girl.
She brought the guy next door.
You said he was handsome.
He looks like mold.
- No, Hyeseon! Sit. / - No, just sit.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
How tall are you?
2cm.
- What kind of perfume do you use? / - Body odor.
Where do you like to go often?
Prison.
What's wrong, Seunghwan?
She gives off body odor!
He said he's 2cm tall. Careful you don't step on him.
Am I stepping on him now?
- No, no. / - Sit, sit.
What's wrong with you two?
Honey, since this is your housewarming party...
- I bought a gift. / - Really?
- Ta-da. / - Thank you, honey.
You two didn't bring anything?
What did you buy?
- Shiny bell freesias. / - Shiny bell freesias.
So you like shiny bell freesias, Miss. BO?
Of course.
They're native to South Africa.
The flower name means innocent. Just like me!
Wow, you're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
If you're ever free,
would you like to go see flowers together?
You two are perfect together!
I'm not going.
This guy has flowers for the next life.
Alright, alright. Sit down.
Honey, we've been so tactless.
- We'll just be right back. / - Hey!
You rotten girl!
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go... / - Then I'll go...
- I'll go first. / - Yes.
I actually have somewhere to go today.
I have somewhere to go too.
- I have pottery class. / - I have pottery class.
You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
Hyeseon!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 2)
They're back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before our amazing trick,
we'll start off with a simple one.
It's a necktie magic trick.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun's necktie...
Give it here.
Undo the tie please.
Hold the tie.
There's nothing in this hat.
Hold this.
I'll take the tie...
And cut it.
It's been cut.
It's going in here.
Abracadabra.
Take a look.
Now we'd like to try this trick out
on a member of the audience.
You with the tie on.
- You. / - Yes.
- Take your tie off. / - Yes.
Scissors.
Hold it up please.
Your tie...
I've cut it.
Abracadabra.
My bad.
We'll move on to our amazing trick.
For this trick...
You must never try this at home.
We will stretch out the body of
magician Lee Seongdong.
Look behind me.
Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Alright.
Stretch out.
Stretch!
Stretch...
Dang it...
The other way.
Alright...
Do it right. Good.
Nobody noticed.
Here we go. Stretch out.
Stretch!
Stretch!
Stretch!
Amazing, right?
Applause.
(YOLO Inn)
Gosh...
- My back hurts. / - Dear.
- Your back hurts? / - Yes.
Just wait. I'll put a pain relief patch on you.
A pain relief patch?
Why does your back suddenly hurt?
Come here.
That's embarrassing.
We're married.
- But still... / - Come here.
Gosh, this is embarrassing.
- Thank you. / - There.
- Does that feel better? / - Yes.
- Good. / - It was still embarrassing.
It's probably because it's winter.
It's so dry.
My lips feel all dry.
I have lip balm.
- Where? / - Here.
What are you doing?
But we're married.
- Then how about this? / - What?
- How about this? / - I'm sorry.
- You're a pervert! / - But we're a couple!
We are not a couple!
I'm sorry.
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Why do you look so sad?
It's Monday tomorrow.
I wish tomorrow wouldn't come.
I really hope I see tomorrow.
Grandpa, what happens when someone dies?
When someone dies,
they become a pretty flower.
Then when will you become a flower, grandpa?
You brats!
I should just die!
Grandpa, don't say that.
- I brought wild ginseng. / - Wild ginseng?
That's real wild ginseng!
Where did you get this? It's the real deal!
See? I told you he's not ready to give it all up yet.
You seem so happy so I don't want to give it to you.
I'm not that happy to see that.
But I'll give you $50 for it.
- $50! / - I'm taking this now.
Wild ginseng...
Hey, this is a radish.
You brats! You're in trouble now!
The radish is standing.
See? He got really famous despite his lack of talent!
- What? / - They should take his awards away.
- You brats! / - Dear...
Don't get angry, dear.
That's why I bought some
carp bread on the way home.
- Carp bread? / - You like carp bread.
That sounds good.
Here...
Oh, right, dear.
The adzuki beans inside are too sweet for you.
- No, I like sweets. / - I'll get them all out.
Just hold on.
It's like you're eating ribs...
Are you eating ribs?
No more adzuki beans left. Eat it.
Is this for fish stew?
Doesn't it smell delicious?
This smells like your breath.
Don't say that! I'm a woman.
- What is this? / - Eat it.
It looks yummy...
- So good. / - Good.
I'll turn this over.
Okbun, you like noodles.
I brought you some noodles.
I've been craving noodles. Great.
I'll just wash my feet.
Boy, this looks good.
Washing your feet is great in the winter.
Where did you buy this?
The broth is too salty.
- The broth is too salty? / - Geez!
- Then I'll make more. / - You have broth?
Here. Broth.
Don't eat your food too salty.
There's a bunch of stuff floating in here.
- What's this? / - Noodles.
- More like toe noodles. / - No...
They're noodles!
This is too disgusting to eat!
Your carp bread was disgusting too.
We're a couple.
Why would you do that to me?
So disgusting!
Geez...
- Hello! / - Hello, sir.
Welcome.
We're here again to spend the night.
- Eat up and enjoy yourselves. / - Okay.
- Wow! Carp bread! / - Carp bread.
Looks delicious!
That looks so good.
Thank you for the food?
- Eat the rest of it. / - Thank you.
I always feel bad for that young man.
What's this?
What kind of dog is this?
Alright, doggy.
- How cute. / - Mr. Kim!
- Mr. Kim. / - Yeah.
Let's play chess.
You brought your dog with you.
Go play.
This is good.
That's so dirty. Stop sniffing each other.
- Honey. / - Yeah.
I've been working on my hips these days.
- Does my butt look perkier? / - Wow, yeah.
Seunghye, you must have exercised a lot.
Of course! I'm going to work out my abs too.
Honey! It feels like someone's watching us!
Who is it?
It's nothing.
The old man is sniffing someone's butt.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's for real.
Honey, I want to change into comfortable clothes.
- Don't look. / - Alright, I'll cover my eyes.
You said you wouldn't look last time but you did!
Dear, what are you doing?
What are you all doing?
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
- Okay. / - Okay.
Okay.
This is the worst.
Having only one mouth?
No. The way men stare at us.
Whenever we wear tight-fitting clothes...
Everything fits tight for you.
All the guys that pass by
can't stop staring at us.
What are they thinking?
She has nice legs.
She has a nice body.
Are you kidding me?
Yeonggil... Oh, it's Minkyoung.
Sorry, I got you two mixed up.
Why are you sitting on me suddenly?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps crossing the line!
- Get lost! / - Get lost!
Get lost!
When we had drinks together last time,
I said, "Myeonghun, do you have any concerns?"
Then you whispered something to me.
What did you say?
I want you. I'm sure of myself now.
I want you. I'm sure of myself now.
Your breath stink. Did you eat a sock?
Your makeup looks really good from up close.
But you still aren't pretty.
Guys, congratulate me.
I went to Hollywood.
- Why did you go? / - Why did you go?
Why did you come back?
For a meeting for a movie.
After the meeting, I went clubbing at night...
I danced like this.
Guess what a Hollywood producer said.
- Hey, party time! / - Hey, party time!
It's a jellyfish.
Geez...
This stage is made of wood.
It worked.
Your diet failed.
- No... / - Fatty.
No... The telepathy.
I was swimming at the pool
and there was a handsome foreign man next to me.
So I sent him a telepathic message
to come to me.
Then he put his arms around my waist.
Guess what he said to me?
Where do you live?
Where do you live?
Where did you buy this inner tube?
Where did you buy the big inner tube?
Guys, the Winter Olympics have started.
How about we go skiing at Pyeongchang?
- I'd like to go skiing. / - I'd like to go skiing.
I'd rather die.
But there's only one room left. What do we do?
I guess we'll have to use the room with Myeonghun.
We'll use the room together.
We'll use the room together.
I should shoot you all.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
You're a commentator on current events.
What brings you here?
Let's speak our minds!
Many people are obsessed with social media.
That's true.
It's very serious.
I have something to say to these people!
Please follow me.
I have less followers than most junior high kids.
Teacher, please press like.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Let's speak our minds.
It's Seollal soon.
There will be a lot of traffic going to the countryside.
But to those that honk and drive aggressively
because there's traffic,
I have something to say to you!
Buy some of my rice puffs.
I have climbing Santas too.
I've seen those.
Teacher, be bold and speak your mind.
- Me too? / - Yes.
- Go sit down. / - Okay.
Good work.
Now it's time for our bodies to become healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure like us.
This is the first move.
We'll warm up with some light stretches first.
Gather your strength in your core.
Gather your strength again in your core.
We'll put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
That's yoga?
Next is the second move.
The second move will be a skiing move
for the PyeongChang Winter Olympics.
You'll move your arms and legs together.
1, 2, 1, 2.
1, 2, 1, 2.
Let's put it all together.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, I hope you all have a good night!
Unbelievable.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Is he pointing at that light?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you go to your grandma's for Seollal ♪
♪ And your dad seems the most excited ♪
♪ But then my dad bows to my grandparents ♪
♪ As soon as he gets there ♪
♪ And he seems like such a good son ♪
♪ Then my dad told my grandma ♪
♪ Give me some holiday pocket money, mom ♪
♪ My mom saw my dad get money and said ♪
♪ I'm taking that, dear ♪
♪ You'll get it when you're older ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags of ♪
♪ Rice cake soup to age faster ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher? / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you come out from a movie ♪
♪ You're nervous to see 25 missed calls from your dad ♪
♪ But then my dad seemed really angry ♪
♪ For not picking up my phone ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ Bring some toilet paper to this building, son ♪
♪ My dad told me while I was on the way ♪
♪ Just bring me a pair of socks instead, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags ♪
♪ Of soft socks for next time ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
- ♪ I'll be back, back again ♪ / - Alright.
Now these two should be here soon.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
Chunami.
What do you two do on your free time?
Cell phone apps are fun these days.
I used a look-alike finder app on my wife.
Really? Who did I get?
Seolhyun?
Song Hyekyo?
A mandarin fish.
You look like one!
Is this a photo of you?
You must be crazy!
If we both die,
I'd feel bad for the mandarin fish.
I love you, my wife.
That's not me!
Good work.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
Say hello since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't say hello, fool.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Why did you get so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me...
- Because I always do the opposite! / - Yeah.
That's why I brought this to have fun with them!
What did you bring?
Ta-da.
- What is it? / - A walnut!
What's with the walnut?
To share with the others?
You think I'm crazy?
I want to smash this on their heads
so they'll be in pain!
That sounds painful! Don't do it!
Don't smash one on your head either.
- Don't smash one on my head? / - Yeah, don't.
Then I'll smash one on my head!
I'm fine!
- I smashed it with my head. / - Wow, nice one.
Yeah, just use your head.
Don't smash it with your fist.
It'll hurt to use your fist. Don't do it.
- Don't use my fist? / - Yeah, don't. What's that?
Don't use my fist?
Don't use your fist! It'll hurt.
Then I'll use my fist!
I tried to stop him...
I'm fine, it doesn't hurt.
That didn't hurt!
I think that hurt. Don't do it.
Don't do it? Then I'll do it until I smash it!
What is this?
It doesn't hurt!
Wow...
You're really good at this.
- You can do it with your fist. / - Quiet.
Hold on, judging from your eyes...
What? You want to use your forehead?
No, don't. Do not use your forehead.
Or you're in big trouble!
Don't do it. Do not use your forehead.
I won't forgive you if you do. Don't do it.
Quiet! I get the point.
Don't use my forehead?
Then I'll use my forehead!
I told you not to. Come on...
I'll do it.
I can see it from up close.
(Do not try this at home)
I'll do it.
Even the people are saying not to do it.
Don't do it? Then I'll do it!
They're doing that on purpose.
Don't do it? Then I'll do it!
I hit my head on the table!
Why didn't you hit the walnut?
Why'd you try to break the table?
I couldn't see it because of the wig.
Please don't do this. I'm begging you.
Don't do it? Then I'll use my forehead!
I smashed it!
Amazing.
- I smashed it. / - What did you smash?
My head. It's smashed.
Don't do it again.
Yes, sir.
Hey! Why are you all obedient now?
- I almost died. / - Clean that up.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
Teacher, it's so uncomfortable to exercise.
Why?
- I can't jump rope. / - Why not?
If I try to jump rope, the rope...
The rope keeps hitting me!
You're doing that on purpose.
Why are you so happy?
I'm crying from being sad.
The jump rope keeps putting marks on my back.
Because it keeps hitting you?
Take a look.
See it? The mark.
I don't see a single scratch.
You just wanted to take your shirt off.
- Geez... / - He's loving this.
Teacher, I think I don't get enough sleep.
- My body keeps swelling. / - Why? Where?
Look here.
Here, here...
I get so swollen!
And look here.
This area...
It got so swollen!
You're really the worst.
I hate my swollen body!
I hate it!
I hate you.
- I hate you too, teacher! / - Go sit down.
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today? Yes, baby.
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
The Joseon Era palace kitchen.
This is food for the king.
Let's see...
- It's too hot. Send one that's cooled. / - What?
Send one that's cooled!
♪ Send one that's cooled, send one that's cooled ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Boy, that's tiring.
Come on, baby.
Alright, what's your next history lesson for us.
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Archimedes' lever.
With this, I can lift any heavy object.
How will you lift something with this?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
That was fun, Fun Bros.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this. The dol hareubang.
- This statue is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people rub his nose
and wish for a son.
He's weak.
Make his face powerful!
Powerful hareubang. PH!
PH.
Make his outfit powerful.
A tough guy hareubang. TH.
TH.
Lastly, give him powerful henchman.
Hello, boss.
Hello, boss. Hello, boss.
♪ Hareubang and more hareubang ♪
A party of hareubang. PH.
PH.
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
These days, this is how they finish
in the Olympics when skating...
- But the finish is too weak. / - Weak!
Make the finish powerful.
An exciting day. ED.
- ED. / - That sounded natural.
Alright, good.
It must be hard for her to get down the mountain.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright, Dosi.
I bet it's hard to eat different food on the mountain.
You just don't know.
I have a lot of recipes I enjoy on the mountain.
Really?
- You know dried fish heads? / - Yes.
I add a bunch of medicinal herbs to that
and let it boil for hours.
Then I try a spoonful...
You can't help but be amazed?
You can't help vomiting.
Just thinking of it makes me want to puke.
- I ate that and lost 8kg in a month. / - I see.
It's my very own vomiting diet.
People, don't ever try it for yourselves.
Doesn't the mountain have many wild animals?
- Isn't it dangerous? / - Nonsense!
I'm always prepared.
I practice martial arts for when
I run into a wild animal.
When I encounter a wild animal...
Can you dodge their attacks like that?
It's embarrassing.
I did this in front of a bear recently.
He laughed at me and left.
At least I didn't get attacked.
The self-defense worked.
Everyone, be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I see many couples in the audience.
Would you like to hear a good song for a couple...
- To sing to each other? / - Yes.
Here I go.
♪ From head to toe ♪
People come first.
Shall we sing it together?
♪ From head to toe ♪
♪ People come first ♪
I love you.
The PyeongChang Winter Olympics is going on.
There are many things to enjoy at the Olympics.
Going to the shtadium to watch shpeed shkating.
Going to the stadium to watch speed skating.
Taking photos and getting autogwaphs
fwom athwetes.
Taking photos and getting autographs from athletes.
Watching the Kowean athwetes
set world wecods wight in fwont of your eyes.
Watching the Korean athletes
set world records...
What did you say?
- Fwont? / - Pardon?
Fwont like wight in fwont of your eyes!
Fwont, the opposite of back!
Dear, did you just get angry with me?
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
The twins.
- The twins. / - Twins.
This is rookie comedian Bang Juho.
He hasn't said a single line on this skit.
It's almost Seollal.
Let him say a line while his family is watching.
Juho, we'll give you a chance to say something.
You just said something.
At least you got to say something!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
I hope you all have this much fun
for your Seollal.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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