<b>- Dave.</b> <b>- Mm-hm?</b>
<b>- We got invited to the</b> <b>Oregon Hiker Council's</b>
<b>annual meeting.</b>
<b>- Oh, great!</b> <b>When is it?</b>
<b>- It's Saturday.</b>
<b>- Great.</b> <b>- Yep.</b>
<b>Hors d'oeuvres, tech talk,</b>
<b>and, uh...</b>
<i><b>[dramatic music]</b></i>
<b>A photo booth.</b>
<b>- Why?</b>
<b>- Remember what happened</b> <b>last time?</b>
<b>[somber music]</b>
<b>Let's call someone.</b> <b>- Yeah.</b> <b>[doorbell ringing]</b>
<b>- Let me tell you</b> <b>a little bit about myself.</b>
<b>Shall I?</b> <b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- Okay, um, I have a</b> <b>a background</b>
<b>in having my picture taken,</b>
<b>so I'm very good at it,</b>
<b>and I just thought this</b>
<b>is a business that needs</b> <b>to be started,</b>
<b>because people need help,</b> <b>right?</b>
<b>Like, what was happening</b> <b>in this photograph?</b>
<b>- This is, uh,</b> <b>for our wedding guests.</b>
<b>We wanted to give them that.</b> <b>- Would you like one?</b>
<b>- You gave people</b> <b>this photograph?</b>
<b>- Ma'am.</b>
<b>- So let's, like, </b> <b>look at this one.</b>
<b>- Right?</b> <b>- This is specifically</b>
<b>a photo booth picture,</b> <b>and you're not in it.</b>
<b>What happened here?</b>
<b>- I--I actually am.</b> <b>- No.</b>
<b>- She's right--</b>
<b>She's right there.</b>
<b>- Right, that's out of the </b> <b>picture.</b>
<b>- But that's the camera's</b> <b>business.</b>
<b>That's their problem.</b> <b>And we kicked that machine</b>
<b>really hard.</b> <b>- And then got kicked out</b> <b>of the party.</b>
<b>- So I think I can help</b> <b>you guys,</b>
<b>and we're gonna have to</b> <b>start with the basics, like...</b>
<b>[school bell rings]</b> <b>This is very good. Yes.</b>
<b>- Oh!</b>
<b>- I--I raised my hand first.</b>
<b>- Oh.</b> <b>- Both of you, go.</b>
<b>- Okay, rule of thirds.</b> <b>- Rules of carpet.</b>
<b>- Di-diagonals,</b> <b>framing devices...</b>
<b>both: Breaking the rules.</b>
<b>- Great, okay.</b> <b>- I did it from memory.</b>
<b>- No, you didn't.</b> <b>You were reading it.</b>
<b>- But now I have it.</b> <b>both: Rule of thirds.</b>
<b>- So every third picture</b>
<b>is the one that</b> <b>you're gonna use.</b>
<b>- Are you taking our picture?</b> <b>- No.</b>
<b>Laughing.</b>
<b>Do you have a practice laugh?</b> <b>Can you do that now?</b>
<b>[forced laughter]</b>
<b>- That laugh frightened me.</b>
<b>- [nasally] Ha-ha!</b>
<b>Ho-ha!</b>
<b>- Now, your issue is that</b>
<b>you move so much.</b>
<b>- I can't help it.</b>
<b>- Well, what do you do</b> <b>when you're sleeping?</b>
<b>[imitates snoring]</b>
<b>- Okay, you're drinking coffee.</b>
<i><b>[flamenco music]</b></i>
<b>When you're sick.</b>
<i><b>[mournful bellowing]</b></i>
<b>Okay, that's not bad.</b>
<b>Can you both do this?</b> <b>Both do this.</b>
<b>Yes!</b> <b>Now do this..</b>
<i><b>[upbeat bass music]</b></i>
<b>[gasps excitedly]</b>
<b>Click!</b> <b>Please!</b>
<b>Yes, this is beautiful!</b>
<b>Pose and click! </b>
<b>and pose and click!</b>
<b>This is beautiful.</b>
<b>You are so ready.</b>
<b>- Ah.</b>
<b>Brought our own props.</b> <b>- Yep.</b>
<b>- You cannot borrow them.</b>
<b>Come on, let's go.</b> <b>Rule of thirds, everyone.</b>
<b>- Everyone know</b> <b>the rule of thirds?</b>
<b>- Want a good photo?</b> <b>- Please hurry along.</b>
<b>- Let's see here.</b>
<b>- Got it?</b>
<b>- Oh, wait.</b> <b>Damn it.</b>
<b>- God.</b> <b>- Delete that one.</b>
<b>- One. Two.</b>
<b>- Okay, thirds, thirds.</b>
<b>[forced laughter]</b>
<b>- Diagonal.</b> <b>- Diagonal.</b>
<b>Sweet spot.</b>
<b>[shutter snapping]</b>
<b>- Glamorous.</b> <b>- Ha ha!</b>
<b>- Looking good.</b> <b>- Ha ha!</b>
<b>- Catalogue--</b> <b>Ha, ha!</b>
<b>- When she kind of did,</b> <b>like, ha, ha!</b>
<b>Ha, ha!</b>
<b>- More.</b> <b>Let's do more.</b>
<b>We need another hour in here.</b>
<b>Cooking!</b>
<b>Ha-ow!</b>
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