Parents often repeat their mistake after they give birth to a child
and give birth to another child.
So that both kids could play with each other.
However, just like an India-Pakistan cricket match,
we never know when these kids begin to fight while playing.
So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the post match presentation party
where we just saw an enticing battle between a brother and sister.
Come, let's take a look at the highlights.
Afridi dear, put the highlights on.
We see Hardik Pandey get on to the field.
He does take time at the start to settle on the pitch, right Sherry?
He has opened his account as soon as he entered.
The batsman scouting the field meticulously...
And he slams the shot right in the centre of his mouth
The gap in the field seems to be slowly increasing.
He scores again! Looks like he's going to chew up the opposition.
Guess, he is successful in finding the gap in the inner circle.
He has to be a little patient now, unless he wants to keep visiting the pavillion.
The drinks break is on, you haven't made any peg today Shastri?
This would've been complete if there was some dessert...
Wide ball
He's trying to play the pull.
Hardik looks to be quite flexible here.
He's successful in finding the gap.
And he's managed to grab the opposition captain's chocolate.
He's seen here enjoying the match fully... That's Hardik Pandey...
Fantastic!
The opposing captain- Karuna Pandey is getting on to the field.
She's analysing the field precisely from the other end.
She displays an aggressive game right from the start!
She pushes Hardik to take a back-foot.
Going to the no-striker end seems to be unsuccessful!
This is my chocolate!
- Now you'll get me another! - No, I won't!
How will you not buy me another, you loser!
Let go!
and he steals a single right in front of the fielder.
Let's take a look at the carbon dioxide incredible catch in the replay!
Hardik displays the middle stump sign!
Both teams could loose some fairplay points, Right Sunny?
Provoking the opposition through sledging!
Making very good use of her feet
Karuna comes ahead and plays! There she whacks him on his head!
And here she goes once again the result is the same.
Hardik has no response to Karuna's fast bouncers
Let me go!
and there come the shot.
Get me another chocolate or else I'll tell dad!
What will you tell him?
There it is, a threat to use the DRS- Dad Review System!
Oh man!
That's an out! Hardik loses the match!
Okay...
- A fantastic show of skill by Karuna Pandey! - I'll get you another.
He's heading to the dugout with disappointment.
In today's post match presentation party
we have the CEO of Pathan & Anjali- Mr. Amar Akbar,
multi millionaire founder of poultry start-up- Mr. Teja Bajaj,
And Apna Cola Vice President Mr. Bunty
You brick-head, get that camera away!
Now let's call the losing captain- Hardik Pandey!
Hardik you opened quite well
as you opened the chocolate wrapper easily without making any noise!
But you couldn't finish well.
Yeah definitely, the credit goes to the opposition.
I was outplayed in all the 3 departments
like chasing, hitting and threatening...
My form has been decreasing just like your hairline.
Why are you so scared to use the DRS - Daddy Review System
You don't know my father! He's like hitler!
Hardik, like I've mentioned before, a father is a father at the end of the day.
Sorry...
The match happened in the kitchen today.
Which for our Haryanvi, Modern,
Independent,
Feminist,
Kitchen loving women,
is like Home conditions.
The conditions were overseas for you.
Is that why you had difficulty in playing the swing?
Yeah, definitely!
Her mood swings were so bad that she found everything I said, edgy!
She kept on hitting the right areas
and in the end she hit me in the block hole.
Tell us who you next match is with.
With my neighbour- Shoaib Malik.
He's been holding my Mirza's book for a while.
Sania?
Ghalib.
What're your special plans with your sister on Raksha Bandhan( Indian festival)?
Yeah definitely!
No...no! Wait a second! Which sister?!
All the girls in my college look at me as their brother but she...
I don't know who she thinks she is!
Why is she so arrogant?
Hardik all the best for the next match, hope you win and get a chance to show arrogance.
Now let's call the winning captain- Karuna Pandey.
Ms. Karuna, you did such a great job of chasing!
How much pressure were you feeling?
Yes, of course! I was under a lot of pressure!
When the opposing captain held me by my throat, I felt immense pressure here!
But you used the power play in such a fantastic manner!
- What was your strategy? - Yes, of course,
Mom and dad were out of the circle during the power play.
so it made it easy to beat up Hardik.
You whispered something in his ears...
What was it that you told him? What strategy did you use?
I just told him to give my chocolate back
if not his secret's cigarette won't be a cigarette anymore.
The cigarette's secret won't be a secret anymore.
- Which cigarette does he use? - Navy cut.
I just know about Upper Cut.
Well, how many slaps did you give during the match?
Seven!
Seven, which means...
Since I use my right hand in medium fast speed, the count becomes less.
Try using a lefthand-righthand combination for slaps, it confuses the opposing player.
Yes of course!
What are your plans with your brother for Raksha Bandhan?
What brother are you talking about? What Raksha Bandhan?
Does it look like he's ever protected me?
Actually he did, just once.
We were small kids and I was really sick,
but he told me to eat sand and I'll be okay.
I ate sand and I got better.
Anyway, Ms. Karuna, the mom-dad cup awaits you.
- Go ahead and take your prize. - Thank you.
That was our winning captain- Karuna Pandey.
Here you go!
The opposition captain gave his sister the chocolate and has proven
that this is a gentleman's game.
That's all for today.
I don't know where time went as I spoke to y'all.
Dear Samay, get the car out we need to go to Nazabgad
Samay's left?
That's okay. Tell Afridi to get the car.
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