-Your character spends a lot of time
with other parents of children of the same age.
I'm going through this now.
I enjoy being part of a community of people
that are going through the same thing.
Do you like hanging out with parents of your kids' friends?
-I do. I feel like at around 2 to 5, you really --
I don't know. It can go either way.
Because I like to say, the only -- you know,
the only thing you have in common with these people,
really, is that you all [bleep] around the same time.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-With no protection. -In the same zip code.
-In the same zip code.
That's not necessarily something
to base a long friendship off of.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-But it's like dating a little bit.
It's the closest thing you get to dating after you're married.
-Right. -Because you don't know
these people very well.
Once in a while, you're like, "I love these people.
And I want them in my life." And there are vacations.
Maybe we're going to go on a weekend with these people.
You know, and you get really excited.
Or you're like, this was three hours of chitchat about carpool.
You know what I mean? It can really go either way.
But there's not a lot to base it off of.
-Is it exciting when you are with your spouse
and it's like dating, except with dating you are alone
being like, "Oh, my God, I hope she likes me."
When you share that as a couple,
being like, "Oh, my God, I think they like us!"
It's really fun.
-"Do you think they're gonna call?"
Or you're like, "Well, I like the wife,
but I don't know about the dad."
Or, "No, I kind of like the dad."
Then you're like, "Well, I like the wife and you like the dad.
We can make this work."
It really is -- but really, what else do you have in common?
-Yeah. -Other than your children
are basically born within a couple weeks of each other.
-Yes. No, that's true.
You -- you've noticed and called out that we talk
about young boys and young girls in a very different way.
-Yes. I -- Something I've noticed.
You know, when you see a little baby boy,
often if they giggle and smile, often people go,
"Oh, my God, he's flirting with you.
Oh, my God, he's going to be a little heartbreaker.
Watch out!"
So I would sometimes like to turn to the little girl babies
and be like, "Well, she's going to be a little [ bleep ] tease!
You watch out! Whoo!"
[ Laughter ]
It doesn't go great. -Yeah, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Depending on the crowd. -You stop getting invites
on the couple dates after that.
-We don't travel with people often.
But, yeah. Why is it that the boy --
you know what I mean? You wouldn't --
You would not walk up to a little girl baby and be like,
"She is flir-ty."
-Yeah. Am I crazy, or is something happening?
-Right? [ Laughter ]
By the way, please try that at your next preschool.
-I'm going to. Yeah.
You obviously are in comedy.
Your parents, no. They are --
Were they both in dentistry?
-My whole family is into teeth. -Really?
-Yeah, yeah. I come from the people of teeth.
-Okay. You have beautiful teeth. -Thank you!
I have so many teeth.
I technically don't think I have extra teeth.
But it appears that I do. [ Laughter ]
I have a very large mouth. [ Laughter ]
So luckily, I am supported in my family.
-Yeah, that's good. -Yeah.
And because I've been around teeth --
My dad is an orthodontist, my mom is a dental hygienist.
I have a brother who is a dentist.
We are in it to win it. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-I do like to dispense advice, though, as if I were a dentist.
-Oh, to other people. -To other people.
-Yeah. Because to a regular person like me,
who has no one in the dental arts, you're the dentist.
-I've basically got a PhD.
-What are you -- what sort of advice do you dispense?
-Um, for one thing -- oh, dentists are not
going to be happy with me.
When your kid has baby teeth,
you do not need to be taking them to the dentist
all of the time. -Really.
-That is an absolute fallacy.
-I have a 2-year-old.
How many times a day should I be brushing his teeth?
-16. -Yeah, okay.
[ Laughter ] -16 times.
-16 times? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-What about 1 1/2
and most of the times I forget the one?
[ Laughter ] -First of all,
those teeth are leaving anyway.
-That's what I mean! -That's the thing.
You really don't need to be x-raying these teeth
and all this stuff that's going to go away.
You can get one x-ray and make sure there is not something
really crazy going on.
-But mostly you just want your kids to be like,
don't get attached to these guys.
-Right? -Don't fall in love, guys.
You've got real teeth coming. -Yeah, don't fall in love
and then wait for the tooth fairy.
Wait until you forget that the tooth fairy
is supposed to come and then you put silver dollars
in their car seat in the car and make up
that they couldn't get in the house.
[ Laughter ]
-They broke into the car? -Yeah.
And my daughter bought it hook, line, and sinker.
-Oh, my God. That's the best thing about them.
They're pretty gullible. -They are very gullible.
-Hey, congrats on the show.
Thank you so much for being here.
Andrea Savage, everybody.
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