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-Good to see you. -It's great to see you, too.

-Yes. -How is beautiful mom?

-Lupe's good. Tomorrow is her birthday.

-Happy birthday, Lupe! I love you!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Last time I saw you, you were nice enough to come by the show

because you were rehearsing for the VMAs.

You were receiving the Video Vanguard Award.

-I did, I did.

-And then you performed to close the show that night.

You were unbelievable.

-Were you there? -Yeah. Of course, I was there.

-Yes. It was so good.

[ Cheers and applause ]

It was amazing. -Dude, you crushed it.

I mean, you told me, "I'm rehearsing.

This is gonna be good." -Yeah, yeah.

-And you did not let anyone down.

It was unbelievable. -Thank you.

-You're the hardest worker out there.

-I loved it. It was such a great night.

It was an awesome night. -The Video Vanguard.

I mean, how cool was that?

-My kids were in the front row, and Alex and my mom.

-Alex -- By the way, there's a meme of Alex.

-Is there? -Yeah, because --

-There are several memes of the two of us.

But, yes, what?

-He was just watching you and just kind of in awe.

-I mean, how great was that?

-And he was kind of nerding out on you, a little bit.

-He was! He's so cute! He loves this part of the dance.

-Yeah. -He's like...

-Yeah. -He gets excited.

-We have a clip of just him reacting.

Here's Alex Rodriguez. Watch this.

-New York, hands up!

Hands up, New York City!

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Whoo!

That's -- He's the best.

-He is.

-When you did your speech that night,

you didn't really make it all about you.

That's -- I mean, again, that's many reasons why I love you,

but you said so many nice things about Alex.

-Yeah. -I thought it was very sweet.

-Yeah, I mean, he's come into my life

and really contributed in such a way, so supportive.

He's so loving.

He's one of these people.

He's shy and just like, "Be the best."

Some people try to, like, dull you down or squish you down,

and he's so not like that, and it's just so refreshing.

It's just a beautiful thing.

He's just a very generous, loving spirit, soul.

He's -- -Yeah, yeah. Ah, good.

I like that. Yeah, I know.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-You've been in so many videos,

but now you've directed your first video.

-I did. I did.

-This is a big deal. -It's a huge deal.

-"Limitless," right? -"Limitless."

A song written by Sia for my new movie "Second Act,"

which is coming out.

-They're both released the same day, right?

The 21st?

-Yes, I'm doing -- I think we're gonna release it the same day as

or a few days earlier.

I'm not exactly sure yet.

We're finishing the video now.

-Oh, really?

-And my daughter Emmy is in it.

-I mean, how -- [ Cheers and applause ]

What was that like?

-No, no, no. I die. I die. I die.

Finally, she's like, "Mom, I can do it."

And I'm like -- [ Audience awws ]

Oh, God. -What do you say?

-I said no for a long time, and then finally I said yes,

and I said, "Baby, are you sure?

You can't halfway through say you're tired.

We have to do it." -Yeah.

-When I tell you, she was so amazing and I was so proud --

-Really?

-I forgot that I was directing my first video.

It was all about her.

-Yeah, of course. -It was all about her.

It was -- and when you see the video,

it's so empowering for -- just to see her

doing this, but, like, for women.

It talks about being limitless.

It talks about having second acts.

It's a beautiful message as well.

-It's the title track for the movie.

-And great to share with her, doing that.

We really bonded.

-Let's talk about "Second Act." -Okay.

-I loved it. It's hilarious. A comedy.

-Yeah, it's a comedy.

-But it also has a good message and good heart to it.

-It's inspiring. -It is.

-You know, people tell me that when they see it --

we've done a lot of advanced screenings --

and it's great to see comedies with an audience

to see where they laugh and everything.

And I just feel like -- you know, they go,

"I cried, I laughed, but I really left inspired."

And I think that's the biggest reward

because what we do, what we do, we want people to be inspired.

I like to be inspired when I watch movies,

hear songs and all that stuff,

you know, get motivated and so this --

this movie, this song, really does that, and I'm super proud.

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Jennifer Lopez's Second Act Shows Off Her Street-Smart Bronx Heart - Duration: 4:36.

-Tell everyone what the film's about.

-It's about a woman who's, like, in her 40s,

and she is up for a promotion at the beginning of the movie.

She works in a big-box store

like Costco or something like that.

And she gets passed over for a younger person

who has, like, an Ivy League education.

Meanwhile, she has 15 years' experience.

She's been killing it, crushing it as the assistant manager,

and she's literally at the point in her life where she's --

which we've all been at certain times -- about to give up.

She's just like, "I can't -- Maybe this is it.

Maybe I don't dream bigger. Maybe this is it.

I was born on this block. I'm dying on this block."

And, yeah, we all feel that way at times.

And then through a series of events, which I won't give away,

she winds up getting an opportunity,

and she realizes that all the mistakes she made

and all the things and insecurities she had

that she thought she didn't deserve more

wind up leading her right to her purpose and her happiness,

and that's why it's inspiring.

It's a little bit like "Working Girl"

meets "It's a Wonderful Life."

-Yeah. -It's like that, yeah.

-So many funny bits in there, too.

-Yeah. -Milo Ventimiglia.

-And it's funny, because Leah -- -Leah Remini.

-Because Leah Remini, my girl...

-Dude, she is so good. -...is so good in it.

-She's so funny it.

-She's so funny. -I love her.

She's so funny. -We had the best time.

-You know her in real life. You're friends with her.

-No, she's like one of my besties.

-Is there any parts of real life that's put in the movie?

-You know, when I saw the relationship

that was on the page, 'cause we developed a script

for the past three or four years,

I knew that that relationship

was like me and Leah's relationship.

And I was like, "If she does it, if she can do it,

if she agrees to do this

and we can capture our crazy, funny relationship

that's full of love and heart and support on the screen,

like we don't act when the camera turns on,

it's going to be something special," and she crushed it.

-Yeah. -She crushed it, yeah.

-I have a picture of you guys on the set here.

Do you remember what happens here?

-[ Laughs ] I do.

-Right, so you guys are just walking on the High Line here.

-Right, we're walking on the High Line.

It was 20 below, so, like, our lips wouldn't even move,

it was so cold out there.

And you see these little slats right here?

We had high heels on.

So then Leah ate it.

[ Laughter ]

-Are you just pointing and laughing?

[ Laughs ]

Are you just pointing and laughing at her?

-She's like, "What the..."

And there was tons of paparazzi, obviously, and they caught her.

She's like, "What is happening to my life right now?

Why did you make me do this movie?"

-I loved the movie because it does remind me a lot about you,

which is very -- You're always reinventing,

always pushing to do the next thing.

I mean, you're Jenny from the block,

but it's like you don't have -- but you're also --

you're Jennifer Lopez, and you star in movies,

and you go, "Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, I can do that, too. I can do that."

And your character sees that, and it reminds me --

That's so you. -Well, I like --

You know, when we developed this --

My partner who I work with, Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas,

who's my producing partner, came up with this idea.

And she's like -- You know, she always likes to go with who I am

and what we're doing in my life right now,

and the truth is, I am a Bronx girl.

I'm a Bronx girl. I know what that is.

I lived there until I was 20-some years old

before I went out to be a fly girl in Hollywood

many, many moons ago.

And so that essence is with me,

and I think that's why me and Leah working --

'cause she's from Brooklyn.

We know what that life is.

We still have family that lives there.

Like, we know this story and we know that struggle, and so...

-But it's street smarts. -...it feels real.

It's street smarts over book smarts sometimes.

-It can take you far. -Every once in a while.

-Every once in a while. I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini in "Second Act,"

in theaters next Friday.

Check this out.

-That was F&C.

They want to hire me. -Shut up.

I thought that skinny bitch kicked you out of her office.

-She did.

I mean, I basically trashed her entire skin-care line.

-Maybe that was a test to see if you were a straight shooter.

The lie got you in the door.

But you got the job, baby.

I mean, come on. You can do this.

You can do this. -Miss Davilla, a moment.

-Hey, who's the champ?

-What? -You're the champ.

Come on. Who's the champ?

Who's the champ? -Huh?

-Wake up. Who's the champ? Let's go.

Who's the champ? -I'm the champ?

-You're the champ. You're the champ.

Come on. -Stop talking.

[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]

-Good little slap back. -Yeah.

For more infomation >> Jennifer Lopez's Second Act Shows Off Her Street-Smart Bronx Heart - Duration: 4:36.

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Jonathan's Messy Birthday & Sidney Starr's Diner Debut - Check Yourself: S9 E3 | Love & Hip Hop - Duration: 6:18.

♪♪

You're watching "Love and Hip Hop: New York

Check Yourself!"

Season nine.

You'll be watching us watch the show

for the very first time.

You'll be getting our natural

and honest reactions.

We're watching it

with you. (laughing)

The scene you're about to see is proof

that it can go from zero to 100

in this group of people

real quick.

Hello!

Hey, Boo!

(speaking Spanish)

Mwah!

I'm happy Cyn is the first one here,

because I actually have no issues with Cyn.

So I can have some fun before the turbulence.

What you been up to?

Oh, my God.

Kabul was amazing.

You got some (bleep).

We slept a lot.

So... no.

I need that vitamin D.

I do. I do.

♪♪

(indistinct)

Look at this bitch!

Ain't no drama.

Oh, look!

The lovely, crazy Anaís is here!

Yes!

That's how you appear to a brunch, bitch.

You know?

(Anaís speaking Spanish)

Kimbella.

Look at all that ass.

That's crazy.

Cherry and strawberry together.

Except that Jonathan can be the whipped cream!

(Jonathan) I want us all to talk.

'Cause what I don't want to continue to happen for me

is conflict and drama with women,

especially women who I consider my friends.

Jonathan wants all of us to talk again,

'cause that went so great the last time.

My birthday was a (bleep)show.

You completely ambushed Juju,

and it came completely out of left field.

The minute Juju walked through the (bleep) door,

If you had an issue with her,

you should have did what you ended up doing,

which was leaving.

You should have let me handle my issue with Juju.

And I did!

And taken up your (bleep)--

No, you did not!

Juju feels ambushed, bitch!

You are my sister!

I thought I was defending you

by attacking Juju, if you ask me.

How were you defending me?

How? Juju wasn't attacking me.

The only person who attacked me was her.

Juju is a friend of Jonathan's,

so, I mean, you don't gotta

defend a friend from a friend.

(Kimbella) I felt I was ambushed

by being thrown into whatever beef

you and Juju had,

y'all should have discussed that

prior to your birthday party.

(Jonathan) I wasn't expecting Juju to be there.

I wasn't ambushing people at my birthday,

because Juju wasn't invited.

Let's be very clear.

You brought Juju.

And it was nothing crazy.

You made it seem like it was something crazy.

You said she was secretive.

We're going left, ladies and gentlemen.

You cleaning yourself.

What happened at your birthday

is my fault, Kimbella's fault...

No, it's everybody's fault.

...Juju's fault.

Now everybody.

So I'm like, what's going on?

Oh, so I'm the mess. I'm the issue.

Yes, he is.

Jonathan is messy.

Tell Juju bitch in her face

you sick and you fed up

discussing it with Kimbella.

It was not only Anaís' (bleep) fault

why your (bleep) funeral didn't happen, bitch!

Look, why-- Okay, now I don't know

if they're gonna make out or what.

Like, it's, like, it's tricky with these people here.

(Jonathan) All I ever mother(bleep) did, bitch,

was have your mother(bleep)-- No!

What I'm not gonna continue to do

is diminish my mother(bleep) shine

to let you shine brighter, bitch.

Whatever.

That's what you like to do!

You don't want (bleep) shine, too.

(indistinct shouting)

Have a good time with your dusty-ass wig.

Bye, bitch.

Oh, my God.

Yo, y'all too (bleep).

I can't deal.

(Cyn) What the (bleep) was that?

Today is really the funeral.

The next scene you're about to see

is Rich Dollaz introducing us to his new artist.

♪♪

Look at me!

Lookin' like a whole snack.

Yo, what's up? What's up, Rich?

What's good?

Yo, what's going on?

The bitch is here.

I'm excited. I'm happy.

Yeah?

And...

You won't take no for an answer.

No.

Why are they meeting in the diner, though?

Like, why is the first meeting in a diner?

Rich, I will do whatever that I have to do

to prove to you that I'm gon' be

the biggest artist you ever worked with.

This meeting right here

is, like, the biggest thing of my life right now.

Yo!

(Rich) Okay! Okay!

(groaning)

What's up?

(Jaquae) What kind of vibes is going on in here?

Sidney, meet Jaquae.

What's up? What's going on?

Nice to meet you.

All right, all right.

Jaquae's, like,

the hook master.

Facts.

I gets the job done!

You feel what I'm saying?

Let's hit them charts. Let's do it.

I like Jaguar.

Jaquae.

Jaguar?!

(laughter)

I think his chain, it clearly says "Jaquae."

So she just can't read.

I understand, I get it. The diamonds were dancing.

You couldn't hardly read it and all that.

I get it. It's Jaquae.

Called that man Jaguar?

Ja-quae.

...quae.

Ja...

Not Jacob.

...quae.

N-none of that.

You wanna hear a freestyle?

Oh, a'ight.

A'ight, cool.

♪ I'ma start Call me Sidney ♪

♪ S-E-A Double R ♪

♪ I'm the OG NYA ♪

♪ I'm the raw-ass bitch ♪

♪ The chick with the (bleep) ♪

♪ But mother(bleep) still try to holler at this ♪

♪ Aye! Aye! Aye! ♪

♪ Aye! Aye! Aye! ♪

You see me? You feel me?

Yes, bitch! Yes!

♪ Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! ♪

What about the guy sitting behind-- behind her?

♪ Aye! You feel me, you see me, you feel me? Aye! ♪

Aye. Aye, aye, aye, aye.

No! No, no, no, no.

After three, four years of chasing down Rich Dollaz

this is what you were bringing to the table?

♪ Just so you can feel me 'cause your (bleep) call me Venus ♪

♪ 'Cause I got a nice penis ♪♪

Oh, (bleep).

You hear the flow. I got the flow, though.

I ain't gonna front. The "Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye..."

Aye! Aye! Aye! Oh!

Your delivery, you have to work on it.

I think you should actually go back in the studio

and figure out how the way

you're really gonna present yourself.

You feel me? 'Cause at the end of the day,

you caught me off guard.

I'm not here for the rapping.

The flow was horrible,

the lyrics is not all of that.

Like, mmm, she got a lot of work to do.

Call me Sidney S-E-A Double R.

♪♪

Pulled up to the bar.

I'll give it to shorty.

Shorty got some confidence,

but... it's not good.

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Nicole Byer Teaches Seth How to Shoplift - Duration: 4:14.

-You used to do stand-up here.

You used to perform here in New York City, live here.

You also obviously, like a lot of people who do what we do --

you had some other jobs.

You worked in retail? -Yeah, I worked at Lane Bryant.

If you don't know it, it's a fat-lady clothing store,

or plus-size.

They're fat, and, like, we're fat people.

It's okay.

And they used to make us do bra fits.

And I don't know if you've ever experienced

having a [bleep] on your head

while you're trying to measure around a woman.

But it is a warm place and an awkward place.

Also, like, no shade, ladies would eat in the fitting room.

And you're like, "Come on. Like, it's 15 minutes. Stop."

[ Laughter ]

It was truly wild.

[ Laughter ]

-I'm always fascinated to ask people,

especially people who are here working stand-up.

You know, they're not making a lot of coin early on.

What was your first apartment like?

What were you living in here? -Oh, my God.

I lived off of 125th Street.

We lived in a four-bedroom. It was a sixth-floor walk-up.

The floor was caving in on itself.

So if you, like, spilled water, you had to, like, clean it up

before it went into, like, a bedroom.

We found a mattress on the street,

and we're like, "This will do."

So then the three of us

slept on a queen-size mattress from the street.

We found a massage table,

and we're like, "That will be a table."

We, like, put our TV on a suitcase that wasn't even ours.

And then me and Evan, like, refilled this jug of water,

and we just called it "the hot jug."

And it was like, "Water's free," you know?

We didn't have to keep do-- Oh, it was disgusting.

Oh, and we also left the door unlocked 'cause we were like,

"If you made it up six flights to steal nothing, sorry."

[ Laughter ]

-You should have had this at the door, yeah, just like --

just to make sure people wouldn't come in.

And one place you will not be going --

Safe to say you will not be going to Macy's

in your time here.

-No, I'm not allowed at Macy's on 34th Street.

-You're not. For what reason?

-I used to love shoplifting!

Oh, I mean, it's so much fun.

You pick out what you want and you don't pay, you know?

-Yeah. -And I have a foolproof way.

Do you want me to teach you how to shoplift?

'Cause you're a white guy,

so no one's going to be like, "Hey," you know?

[ Laughter ]

-I've literally never seen that before.

What is that? -Hey!

-Oh, no. -Hey!

-Oh, my God, that's very jarring.

Don't do that anymore, yeah. -It happens.

So, okay.

So stores have cameras.

Cameras have, you know, a frame.

Get out of frame.

And then, okay, so you take,

like, 10 T-shirts and a pair of jeans.

So you put the shirts inside the shirts

so it looks like you have five shirts

when you go into the fitting room.

Pop off the sensors, put it in the jeans.

When you leave, hand the lady like two shirts and be like,

"I'm going to keep the jeans and these three shirts."

And then you walk around, and you're like,

"No, I don't have no money."

So then you put everything back.

Put the jeans at the back of the rack

that are filled with the sensors.

There's no evidence. [ Laughter ]

Honestly, it worked for years until my friend was like,

"I'm not going to listen,"

and she left all the sensors in the fitting room.

So then this lady was like, "Do you have things in your bag?"

And she was like, "Yes." And I was like, "Uh, no?"

But then they took me anyway.

And then underneath Macy's at 34th Street, there's jail cells.

[ Laughter ]

Real with, like, bars and everything

and a sad toilet and a sad mat.

Like, it was jail on 34th Street.

Like, below the miracle on 34th Street, there's jail.

And so, like, me and my friend are sitting there.

Also, they count out everything you stole

because I think $1,000 is grand larceny.

Thank God we stole stuff on clearance

because it didn't add up to $1,000.

And then they take you to real jail.

It's just like the appetizer to real jail.

-But obviously you found your way out of both jails.

-Yes. And I still steal!

No, I'm kidding. [ Laughter ]

-I am -- It has been a delight having you here.

Your show is a delight. -Oh, we're done?

-We're done. Congratulations on everything.

It is such a joy to have you here.

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The True Story of How Robert Klein Saved Rodney Dangerfield's Life - Duration: 7:28.

-Robert, it's great to see you again.

Thank you so much for coming back to the show.

-The same studio! -Yeah, this is it, right?

I have things I want to talk about, some pointers you had.

Some very high points of your career.

You've appeared on "The Tonight Show" over 80 times.

[ Cheers and applause ]

88. 88 to be exact.

-Something like that, including guest hosts.

-That's wild. I mean -- -You know, in the old days.

Some guest hosting.

-You have over 70 film and TV credits.

You were the first comedian to have an HBO special.

You went on to have nine HBO specials.

-That was coming. This had changed things, pay TV.

-Yeah.

-You could even use a naughty word or two.

-Or two.

You've been nominated for

two Emmys, two Grammys, one Tony award.

-Yeah, didn't win. [ Cheers and applause ]

I didn't win.

-You didn't win. -It was rigged! Rigged!

-It was rigged, I tell you!

And you can see Robert on "Will & Grace."

Currently as Debra Messing -- -I play fathers now.

I used to kiss the girls on the lips.

Now it's on the forehead. Otherwise it's...

[ Laughter and applause ]

-But you're great at that.

You worked with Jennifer as well, Jennifer Lopez.

-I played Jennifer's obstetrician.

I delivered her babies. -Yeah.

Well done. By the way, did a great job.

[ Applause ]

-I play a lot of -- I wanted to be a doctor when I was younger.

-Oh, did you?

-Yeah, a few things got in my way.

Calculus, physics. [ Laughter ]

Organic chemistry, inorganic chemistry, zoology.

-Yeah. -Reading.

-Yes. -Spelling.

-Yes. -Comprehension.

-Of course. [ Laughter ]

-Behavior. -Yes.

-Aptitude. -Yeah.

-Attitude and talent. -Yeah. Oh, my God.

Besides that, you could have been a doctor.

-This whole building, you know, has a lot --

I also did two specials here in -- in 8-H with --

Rodney Dangerfield was one of my guests.

-I heard -- He's one of my all-time favorites.

-He was my mentor, you know. -Was he really?

-He was my Yale drama school for stand-up.

Can I tell a quick story? -I'd love to hear, please.

-Of how I saved his life. This is a true story.

[ Laughter ] I'm serious.

I was hanging around with him. That's how I learned everything.

He was starting to get a little well-known.

No one knew me.

We had a gig in Buzzard's Bay in Cape Cod,

and we get up there, and it's terrible windy --

you know, terrible wind. And Rodney goes...

[ as Dangerfield ] "I'll tell you, man.

Let's take out a sailboat."

[ Normal voice ] I go, "Rodney, what do you know about sailing?"

He says, "What's there to know? It's the wind."

[ Laughter ]

So he gives $20 to the boat boy from Boston, this kid.

He says, "I don't know, Rodney.

You know, it's 35-knot winds out there.

The boss may not like it."

Never mind -- So he had to give us a sailing lesson.

-To you and Rodney Dangerfield? -Right. This is the fo'c'sle.

This is the main sole, and Rodney goes,

"Never mind that bull[bleep]. Just give me the keys."

[ Laughter ]

He wanted the keys to a sailboat.

The kid pushes us off, and in about nine seconds,

we're a thousand yards from shore.

I mean, you could have waterskied behind us.

[ Laughter ]

And he's in front like this,

and even though he was in a bathing suit,

he was tugging at his collar like he always did,

but there was no collar.

He's going, "I'll tell you, man. This is too much."

And the wind is blowing,

like a happy cocker spaniel with its head out the window.

You know? [ Laughter ]

And suddenly -- I mean, this is three-foot chop.

The water is cold. You know?

He said, "I'll tell you, I'm gonna take a swim,"

and he jumps off into the water.

And I don't know how to --

You know, the main sole and the fo'c'sle.

I'm from the Bronx'sle. [ Laughter ]

We're not a sailing people from the Bronx.

-The Bronx'sle. -You know, yohodyho.

In the Bronx, it's only yo! There's no hodyho.

-Yeah, of course. The Bronx.

-So I do the best I can.

I put the rudder all the way to one side

and made a nice tight turn of six miles,

wondering what I'm gonna tell "The New York Post"

when I come back alone, you know?

[ Laughter ]

"Yeah, were you jealous of Mr. Dangerfield?" You know.

And a blue hand comes over the thing.

He just made it. He was almost giving up.

-Wow. -He really was.

And -- 'cause he's smoking two packs of Marlboros a day.

He wasn't exactly Spitzer. You know, one of these swimmers.

But drowning, he sounded like

you would imagine Rodney Dangerfield would,

if he were drowning.

He went... [ Gurgling ]

[ Laughter ]

-I don't think I've ever heard an impersonation

of Rodney Dangerfield drowning. -Drowning.

-That's a fantastic impression.

-He was a remarkable, remarkable man in many ways.

Not all good. -Oh, he was the best.

-Not all bad, but he was -- he was --

we had a very close relationship for a long time.

-Did he give you any advice on "The Tonight Show"?

-Yes.

When Rodney was very undisciplined

in elements of his life, shall we say,

but when he had a "Tonight Show" to do,

he started months before collecting his jokes.

He called it a necklace.

He had put 19 jokes together, and he wrote them

on a shirt cardboard from the laundry

and he was attentive because he used to tell me,

"'The Tonight Show.' Okay?

You got millions of people watching you.

Okay? You know?"

-That's such a good impression.

-"And you've got to, you know --

he told me that was -- You had to prepare.

And Johnny was, you know, extraordinarily generous

if you did your work,

and then sometimes only he and the band were laughing.

And, you know, I must say the same thing about you.

You're a wonderful laugher.

You're a joyous guy, but that is -- it was my living.

I didn't do sitcoms. I didn't want to.

So my career was really created basically by "The Tonight Show."

-How did you get on the first "The Tonight Show"?

-Well, "The Merv Griffin Show" had offered me

an exclusive contract for five and my wonderful manager,

Jack Rollins, who managed Woody Allen and Joan Rivers

and Nichols and May.

"You know, lad?"

Those of you that know Jack would know that was gonna --

he just died.

He was 100 years old. -Geez.

-He said, save it for "The Tonight Show."

And they thought what I was doing at the time

was so different, you know?

-You were.

-It was at the time, really a different kind of style,

so they actually talked the producer

into letting me sit on the panel first

for a minute and a half or so

and then get up and do a stand-up.

-So you would sit next to Johnny and talk?

-The first time, and it was not a good idea.

I got -- I got trickles of laughter.

I'm going, "Humna, humna, humna, humna, humna."

And when I got up, I was ready and did my element, you know,

but it was -- they were trying to protect me.

But then I started doing it so much in one 12-month period.

I think I did it eight or nine times, you know,

writing material and --

it made my career, so it was extremely important.

-Look at you.

-It's not doing badly for yours either, pal.

-[ Laughs ] That's great.

Robert Klein, the one and only. [ Cheers and applause ]

We wanted to honor and commemorate this year

being your 50th anniversary

of your first "Tonight Show" appearance.

So we took the dates from your appearances

from 1968 through today and had them framed.

[ Cheers and applause ] Look at all that.

That's every single date. That's every single date.

Robert Klein, everybody.

Thank you for entertaining us for all those years.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Honored to have you on, buddy. I love you.

Robert Klein, everybody.

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Ceaser Spares No Expense for Young Bae's Wedding 'Sneak Peek' | Black Ink Crew - Duration: 2:23.

Let me in! I wanna party with you guys!

He's coming here?

Let me in!

Ooh, all right. All right, let's go!

♪♪

Whoo!

(bleep)

(excited chatter)

Wow!

This is bougie right here.

Look at where we at!

Please, come in.

Oh!

Hi... thank you.

Butler!

Wow!

Oh, my God, I cannot believe Ceasar was able to book all this

in just under a day's notice.

I feel like a (bleep) princess.

Ceasar's the best father of the bride ever.

Greetings.

Ooh!

This (bleep) Ceasar, he's on his whole

Daddy Warbucks (bleep).

He's, like, sparing no expenses.

I can just imagine him on the phone right now.

Yeah, hello, yeah.

I need all the gold coins

you got right now to book this mansion.

I just gotta make sure we got butlers.

I need caviar.

I need champagne.

Can your people take care of it?

May I offer you some caviar

or some champagne?

Oh, caviar.

Caviar!

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, my God.

Mmm, there you go.

How you like it?! How you like it?!

(laughing)

You done had that before.

You know, I don't really understand this whole caviar hype.

Why pay thousands and thousands of dollars

when you can just have somebody (bleep)?

For free.

Oh, this is... I think I found my room!

Hey, guys, I made it. Hello, everybody.

Oh, my God, this place is huge.

What the (bleep)! Where you at?!

(shouting)

Wow, you think that pool is heated, bro?

This right here is (bleep) bougie on top of bougie on top of bougie.

These master bedrooms is damn near the size of my apartment.

Oh (bleep)!

This is me.

Go get in the hot tub!

We gon' fight.

Oh!

(doorbell rings)

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Vanessa Hudgens Went to Jennifer Lopez's House for Taco Tuesday - Duration: 5:53.

-Welcome. -Thank you so much.

-I'm very happy to have you here.

This must have been something to get to work with Jennifer Lopez.

-Yeah, it was crazy. -Yeah.

-It was really cool.

-Milo was here yesterday, one of your other co-stars.

-Okay. -And we were talking about it.

And was she someone that

you were a fan of when you were young?

-Yeah. I mean, I remember watching

"Wedding Planner" on repeat. -Yeah.

-Like, just over and over and over again.

You know, as kids do. -Uh-huh. Yes, absolutely.

And kids, of course,

nothing they're drawn to more than wedding planning.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, as a female... -Yeah, right, of course.

-Big dream. -And then, you actually --

You got to meet her kids, yes? -Yeah -- Uh --

-Jennifer's? No? -No.

-You didn't meet her kids.

-Oh, her kids. Meet her kids.

-Yeah. What did you -- -I'm hearing things.

-I so want to know what you heard.

-I don't know. We'll just continue.

Forget everything that just happened.

-Did you think I thought you ate her kids?

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, my gosh. You're crazy.

No. Meet her kids, yes.

I got to meet her kids. -Great.

-They came to set. -Uh-huh.

-Alex's kids, apparently, were really big fans,

and I didn't meet them during filming,

so she was like, "You have to come over and meet the kids."

And she invited me to, like, a taco Tuesday night

that they were having. -Wow.

-Yes, so I was like, "Oh, okay, fun."

The day came. It was, like, a rough day.

I texted her, I was like, "I'm not feeling great.

I think I'm gonna skip out."

And she's like, "No, you have to come.

It'll be great. You'll have fun, I promise."

I'm like, "Okay, okay. Better rally for Jen."

I get myself together, I head over there

thinking it's gonna be like, you know, a normal taco Tuesday.

-Sure. -And I get there,

and I walk in, and there's a billion people.

And I'm like, "Oh, that's Kim Kardashian."

[ Laughter ]

Not your normal taco Tuesday.

-I guess if you ask me who probably hosts

the most high-class taco Tuesday in America,

it would probably be Jennifer Lopez.

Like, I didn't realize there was a high-level taco Tuesday.

-There is. -Yeah.

-I went to it. -Yeah.

-I almost didn't. -You just don't ever think

of the expression like "Anyone who's anyone will be there"

and "taco Tuesday" existing in the same place.

[ Laughter ] -I just blew your mind.

-There you go. -You're welcome.

-You shot in New York. -Yes.

-You shot an office-party scene here in this building.

-I know. It's so crazy.

-And that's where we have our office parties.

-It's amazing. I remember when we

went up the elevator, I walked in --

It was around Christmastime.

And there were, like, Christmas trees everywhere.

And I couldn't help myself but just go like...

♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪

And, like, I can't stop singing Christmas songs on set.

-Now, did that draw attention from strangers

when you did that?

-Well, I was actually walking to set one day,

because our trailers would be on the street,

and then, I would just walk to set.

-Yeah. -And I remember one night,

just feeling super-festive, had, like,

one of those necklaces with the light bulbs on it that light up.

And I was like... ♪ Ten geese a laying ♪

♪ Five golden rings ♪

Like, just on the street, belting out you --

What is it? Glammed it.

-What? Oh, yeah, "ya burnt."

-Ya burnt! -What did you --

Bammed it? -Glammed it?

-Glammed it. -I don't know.

It was the first thing that came to mind.

-No wonder.

[ Applause ]

[ Laughing ]

Ya blampt!

[ Laughter ]

I thought you thinking -- You haven't eaten her children?

[ Laughter ]

Had you ever spent a Christmas in New York?

Have you actually been here -- -I have, yes.

I was very much looking forward to it,

because I love, like, Woody Allen

and those movies that are set in New York.

-Yeah, it's good to get those movies in there, yeah.

-It's great. So it's like,

I can't wait to be here for Christmastime,

thinking I'm gonna have my "Winter Wonderland" moment.

I woke up on Christmas morning,

I walked outside, and it was like 70 degrees.

-Yeah. -I was like, "What is happening?

This is so disappointing." -No, yeah.

Global warming has really been a bummer

in a lot of different ways. -It's a real thing.

-Yeah, it's really taken away that holiday joy.

-Yeah.

-You shot another film in Romania...

-Yes. -...which is on Netflix

right now, called "The Princess Switch."

-Yes. -How was your time in Romania?

[ Cheers and applause ] There we go.

Got some fans.

-Um, it was -- It was interesting.

-Mm-hmm. -It was very interesting.

I was filming in the tiniest little town

in the middle of nowhere, called Carei.

And, like, nobody spoke English. -Mm-hmm.

-It was very, very difficult to do anything, especially eat.

-Yeah.

-And I'm pescatarian, so I don't eat meat,

and it's a very meat-forward place.

-Yes.

-So I just ended up eating a lot of pizza.

-Okay. -And it wasn't good pizza.

-Yeah. -I was devastated.

-They don't historically say,

"You have to go to Romania for the pizza."

[ Laughter ]

-They don't say you have to go to Romania for any food,

I don't think. -You'll like stews.

I feel like they say

if you're looking for a good meaty stew, go to Romania.

-There's a lot of polenta. -Oh, really?

I wouldn't have known that. Well, there you go.

-Too much polenta. -Too much polenta.

-You are turning 30. -Yes.

-Congratulations. That's very exciting.

-Thank you. I know.

I'm really excited about it. -It's exciting.

-I feel really good about it.

-You're a little bit -- I'm three days after Christmas.

You're I guess, what -- 11 days or so before

or something in that neck of the woods.

-Yes, exactly.

-Did people double up on your gifts growing up?

-No, I'm lucky. -Really?

-Yeah, it's enough time to separate the two.

-Yeah. -And I feel like

if they only gave me one, I would be like, "Excuse me."

-Yeah. -[ Chuckles ]

What about you? -I actually never got either.

I got just fully shut out.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, that's a bummer. -I'm happy for you, though.

I'm really happy for you. -Thank you. Thank you.

I am too.

-Well, have a great birthday. -Thank you.

-Thank you so much for being here.

It's been a delight.

Give it up for Vanessa Hudgens, everybody.

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Nicole Byer Hates Children - Duration: 5:06.

-Welcome to the show.

-Thank you. Thank you for having me.

-I'm thrilled to have you.

This show is so much fun.

For those who have never watched it, they should immediately.

But this is a baking show

where the people who are doing the baking are not good.

-Yeah.

It's three people compete to bake to serve me poison.

-Okay.

-Nothing is ever good. It all looks wild, everything.

-We have some examples because you'll give them a recipe

to make, for example, a cake like this.

-Yeah, super cute. -And you'll show them this.

And you'll give them the thing.

And this is a real outcome of this that happened on the show.

There we go. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-This one seems very unfair

that you even ask somebody to try to do this.

-Uh-huh.

-Everybody try to decide what that's gonna look like.

That's horrifying. [ Laughter ]

This -- This is already terrifying.

This is a well-made "Jaws" cake. -Yes.

-And someone on your show...

[ Laughter ]

And this is a show, obviously, people are watching as a family.

Kids are watching it.

-Yeah, kids love me.

Oh, boy, and I hate them.

-You do? [ Laughter ]

-Oh, I hate children.

There's a reason. They're stupid.

[ Laughter ]

A lot of them call me Cake Lady 'cause they can't read.

My name is on the screen 100% of the time, but they can't read.

And I was in Target once and this little girl was like,

"Cake Lady, Cake Lady, Cake Lady!"

[ Laughter ]

And I look down.

There's this adorable little idiot staring at me.

And her mother was like, "Can she take a picture with you?"

And I'm not a monster in person, so I said sure.

So I bent down to get on her level.

And then she started bending down, and I was like,

"Where are you going?" [ Laughter ]

Where?

You dumb little idiot.

-Obviously, you know, they are aware that kids are watching.

So do you ever get censored because of that?

Are there any things you say?

-Oh, we shoot for 10 hours,

and they really cut around all my [bleep] jokes.

Like, so many.

And this season, this lady

made this Rice Krispy thing that was just green.

And I put it in my mouth because I'm adventurous.

And Jacques, my co-host, was like,

[French accent] "Nicole."

[ Normal voice ] He's French.

"Nicole, your mouth is green."

I said, "Yeah, it looks like I blew a leprechaun."

[ Laughter ]

And then, the guest judge, who was Irish was like,

[Irish accent] "Ar-ta-tar-ta-te,

that was offensive in two different ways."

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] She didn't say, "Ar-ta-tar-ta-te,"

but that's how I got into the outset, you know.

[ Laughter ]

-Ar-ta-tar-ta-te. [ Cheers and applause ]

What about you?

Have you, by being around this,

by being in this world, are you now better at cooking?

-Oh, no. Absolutely not.

They pay me so I can pay someone else to bake for me.

-Yeah, got you. That makes sense.

So I'm glad to hear that,

that you haven't had to up your game at all.

-No, not at all.

-You have a fine culinary palate, though.

-I sure do.

-And as a date, as a romantic evening out,

you tried to get in --

You took great lengths to get into

one of America's finest dining establishments.

-Yes, I love Guy Fieri.

-Yeah. -Just, right?

He's great. He's so funny.

-Yeah. -And I just -- I love flames.

I love it. He's tacky, what a treat.

So I was looking for a Guy Fieri restaurant in L.A.

The guy I was dating was like, "I don't think there is one,"

and I was like, "I'm gonna Google harder."

And it worked.

I found one, but it was in the Burbank airport.

-Okay. [ Laughter ]

-And you can't call the airport to be like, "Let me in."

So I bought two -- -Oh, it was past security?

-Oh, yeah, past security. Terminal A, A5.

And I bought two refundable plane tickets on Delta.

[ Laughter ]

And we, like, get to the airport.

First we valet the car because I was like, "Let's be fancy."

[ Laughter ]

I asked him to wear a matching flame shirt.

So we're decked out in flame stuff.

-There's an actual photo of you from the day.

-Mm-hmm. -There you go.

[ Laughter ]

-So we, like, get to the airport and then he's like,

"All right, Terminal B," and I was like, "No, it's A. It's A."

He's like, "But it's in B," and I was like,

"We're gonna get scanned into Terminal A, okay?"

He's like, "What if somebody says something?"

I was like, "You shut up. You shut the [bleep] up.

You shut up." [ Laughter ]

So then, we scan through TSA.

The TSA person says to me, "Hello."

He was like, "No."

Because he listens, and we get through. We go.

The bartender at Guy Fieri's Highline Bar,

which is next door,

she was like, "Did you -- did you guys -- know that this

was here when you got dressed?"

And I was like, "Bitch, we came here just for this."

[ Laughter and applause ]

-Did anyone take note when you walked out of the airport

just a few hours later?

-No. The valet guy was like, "Short trip."

[ Laughter ]

And I was like, "You got it. That was a good one."

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Daughter of Invention [Book Trailer] - Duration: 1:31.

Closed Captions provided by 20th Century Fox

I am Julia Alvarez and this is my story.

My father is a very hard-working man but

we don't always see eye to eye (i2i). We moved here from the Dominican Republic to

start a better life

but sometimes I wonder if I can even call this place home.

KSUH

Suitcase with wheels! So simple yet so necessary!

Yeah, Mami. You should patent that!

"He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher" [sic]

This is stupid!

I hate this. It's terrible.

My mother always said it took two to tangle but I don't think my father thinks the same way.

You wouldn't have done this if she was a boy!

[Muffled Spanish]

*Swoosh

*Pow!

sounds of crying (not laughter)

Oh, Cukita, it's okay!

Your writings were really good! Sticks and stones may brake bones.

it's okay okay

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Tense music. Something from a series of movies about detectives. Very cool!

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Kante answers the big question: Is he the nicest man in football? - Duration: 3:13.

 N'Golo Kante may be billed as one of the nicest men in world football - but that's not a personality trait the midfielder believes himself

 Since arriving in England in 2015 when he signed for Leicester City from Caen he has won the Premier League twice and won the FA Cup, as well as helping France to World Cup glory in the 2018 World Cup in Russia in the summer

 He's picked up plaudits along the way for his humble personality and the way he shuns the limelight, instead opting for the quiet life which was seen by his modest celebrations when France won the World Cup, with his team mates having to encourage the 27-year-old to hold the trophy and get photos taken with it

 Kante has a new role this season under Maurizio Sarri, one that has seen him in a more attacking role that some think is ill-suited to his abilities, but such is the personality of the Frenchman he has not once complained and has instead thrown himself into his new position

 He got his rewards against City where he put in a Man of the Match performance and grabbed a goal as Chelsea inflicted the Etihad side's first defeat of the season

 But beyond all that, Kante doesn't feel like he's the nicest person in football and that he just wants to be considered as a footballer

 Speaking to Chelsea's official website, he said: "I play football and I want to be considered as a footballer

 "I don't want people paying too much attention about what I am outside of football, what I'm doing, and asking: 'Who is N'Golo?'  "Just consider me as a footballer, you don't need to look too much at this and say: 'Oh, he's like this, he's like this, he's like this

' Ask me about my football, and not too much else. I just want to be a player among the players

 "I am how I am. I cannot explain it well, but I don't feel the nicest person, on the football pitch or in life, I'm just myself

 "If I win, I win and if I lose, I lose, but I always try to give my best in any competition

That's not because I'm nice or something. I'm just myself."  Keep up to date with the latest news, features and exclusives from football

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