- [Jon] My gosh, bang bang.
Here it is.
- Jon, please clean that.
- [Jon] Wow, the lag. Tell no one.
- What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
I'm Scooter Magruder.
This is Scooter Gaming and we are playing
some Rocket League.
I'm with Jon.
- [Jon] Hey.
- SalmonsDontDie.
- Jon, what is up?
- [Jon] Hey.
Hey, hey.
That's all I gotta say.
- This is my favorite, I think this is my favorite song
out of all the songs in Rocket League.
(electronic music)
I'm wearing a v-neck, I'm wearing a white v-neck right now.
- [Jon] Is it a v-neck, or is it a stretched out collar?
- I got like, I got, I got some minimal chest hair
I have some minimal chest hair.
Do you have any chest hair, Jon?
- [Jon] Absolutely.
It actually either forms the shape of a heart,
and if you squint your eyes, it's also the Bat symbol,
Batman, bro, I'm half Batman, half Cupid.
Who wants what?
Yes, that ping is ridiculous.
I don't feel like I'm really playing the game.
Wow, my ping was almost 200.
Scooter, this is on you, man.
Oh!
What's going on here?
- Oh!
- [Jon] Oh, where's my two (mutters)?
- Oh-oh!
Ooh! - [Jon] Oh my God!
- You just lagged terribly.
- [Jon] Yeah man, I saw it.
Oh, there it is, take it.
Take, rip.
- Ohh!
- [Jon] Rip.
- I don't think I've touched the ball yet.
This could be a problem.
- [Jon] Scooter?
- We're done.
- [Jon] Woah!
Woahhh!
- We're done.
I still don't think I've touched the ball.
- [Jon] I don't think you have either, you keep flipping.
- This whole game. - [Jon] Stay back!
Stay back.
Scooter.
Oh my gosh.
Oohhh, you're still not touching the--
- I don't know what I'm doing. - [Jon] Ohh! (laughs)
- I don't know what I'm doing. - [Jon] Oh my God!
(laughing) Oh my.
There it is.
Oh wow!
Oh, there it is, that's a whack.
Oh!
- I got it, go back.
- [Jon] I've got no boost now.
Let me speed. - Jon?
- [Jon] I am acquiring speed, I have my boost.
I have no boost, trying to build it up.
- Oh my gosh!
- [Jon] Hmm, oh that's all day.
- One more touch, one more touch!
We're done.
OK, here we go.
I got it.
Oh, they're done.
- [Jon] Thank you.
- They're done.
- [Jon] There it is.
- They're done.
I think I'm not used to wearing v-necks,
that's what's going on here.
It just, it feels weird, and like, yeah, your chest hair
gave me a bad visual to start.
Oh, they're done, look at that.
Give me that boost.
Wow.
Oh my gosh!
- [Jon] How'd the ball do that?
- OK, wow!
Oh my gosh!
- [Jon] Dang it.
It's all you, it's all you.
- Ooohh!
Alright, Jon?
Let's go, Jon.
Chest hair unite.
Chest hair!
There it is.
There it is, Jon.
Jon, you're silent, I don't know what's going on.
What are you thinking?
What's going through your head?
Jon, are you there?
Jon?
Am I on mute, or...
Alright, I'm not gonna question anything.
We're winning, keep doing what you're doing.
Jon!
- [Jon] Magruder, Magruder.
- Oh my gosh!
What happened to-- - [Jon] Do you hear me?
- Yeah, what happened to your mic?
- [Jon] I don't know, I've been chatting this whole time.
Did you not hear me the whole match?
- I haven't heard you for like the past minute.
It's you.
- [Jon] Well, I dunno,
wow, I've been here, I've been chillin', I've been illin'.
- Oh!
- [Jon] What I was saying though, was not to ever
question my aerial game again,
my earrl, my earrl-ial.
- Oh, I almost did that guy, oh, oh my gosh.
I almost did that guy dirty.
- [Jon] That's all you, oh my gosh.
Hmm.
- Couldn't do anything about that.
That was a disgusting display of defense on my part.
Oh, Team Magruder, - [Jon] Stay back!
- I apologize to each and every one of you.
- [Jon] Oh give me that, oh, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
Wow!
- [Jon] Oh, oh my God, you can't laugh at that.
You can't laugh at that.
- I did laugh at them (laughing).
- [Jon] I know and I was gonna hit it,
I was gonna hit it in.
You hit it somewhere, not in, but just somewhere.
- I don't how it didn't go in, oh, there it is.
Never mind.
Getting a boost, circling.
There it is.
They're scared.
Jon.
- [Jon] That's all I had. - Here we go.
- [Jon] My gosh.
And then, oh, here it is.
- Jon, please clean that.
- [Jon] Oh.
Wow, the lag, tell no one, that's my ping.
Dang it, are they scoring?
Ewwww!
You gave them the go ahead bucket.
- Jon,
you gotta stay back on those.
Wow.
- [Jon] Oh my God, coming from the guy,
who literally has not done that,
like, three, three games in a row.
- I do it every game.
- [Jon] Hmm, I just saw you not do it,
and then you're over here telling me that was my job to do.
- Pinch.
- [Jon] Go, go, go. Ride.
It's your time, Magruder.
Oh, one more.
- Oh, we're in Magruder time.
- [Jon] Oh, I'm not gonna do it--
- Ohh! - [Jon] Kill them!
Tell me my aerials are garbage!
- Your aerials are still like, they're not.
- [Jon] I've made two.
- But that doesn't mean they're good,
that just means you've made two.
And he hit it in to you, it had nothing to do.
- [Jon] Yeah, right place.
- OK, we're in Magruder time. - [Jon] Timing.
Are you, are you criticizing?
Wow, you're not ready to put in the action.
- No, I'm just saying, you hit it in, you hit it in you.
- [Jon] You haven't moved out of 2016 yet.
You still have 2016 tendencies.
Bring it.
Oh, that's a, that's a goal.
Oh no, this is the goal right here.
Look at that!
Tell me that says, oh my God.
- Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
- [Jon] No, I swear to you--
- Ohh my!
- [Jon] Your game looked way more suspect.
You were like 15, 20 feet higher than the ball,
unnecessarily. - Oh take.
- [Jon] Unnecessarily big.
Jon, you see how I'm clearing the way for you?
- [Jon] I did see it, I did see it.
- I cleared the way, so that you can score.
- [Jon] For the fourth time,
with or without you there though?
- No. - [Jon] It would've happened.
- No! - [Jon] Yes.
- There is no goal right there,
- [Jon] I'm telling you--
- if I don't blow up that man.
- [Jon] I'm telling you.
- What the heck?
- [Jon] No, no, no, I'm telling you the truth.
I saw the future, I saw the projection.
- Wooow!
Don't touch it.
- [Jon] Go!
Look at that.
I saw the future and I saw the projection.
- Oh!
- [Jon] Oh man, that could've been a dirty one.
- Still missed it though.
- [Jon] Hmmm.
- OK, because the W, oh my gosh!
The W was secured.
That was a weird win, that was a very weird...
- [Jon] Was it a weird win, eww!
- Yeah.
- [Jon] How you gonna say it's a weird win?
- Felt weird..
- [Jon] That was a triumphant win.
- Felt weird.
- [Jon] Hmm, did it feel weird?
- I think it began weird with the chest hair.
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