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So, Finally Bal Ganesh Dvd's are ready

Ohh.. these coloring books are really awesome

Why has suit-boot call as such emergency to his office

Oh you know him Dhoti, he always loves to show off

I am sure he's made a new product

which he wants to show off

Welcome my friends, my partners welcome, welcome

Forgot welcoming us dude

first tell us why did you call us urgently

hope all is well

Oh my Friend's Topi

Dhoti, there's been a big problem over here

WHATTT???

You remember that planet Zeba

someone is coming from there

ALIENS???

HELLO

Leave us, please don't harm us

So, you are, Dhoti and, aa..aa..Topi right?

Yes, yes, your right

Suit boot uncle, Topi uncle, Dhoti uncle

Why have you raised your hands?

Ok Because you are going to kill us right?

Oh dhoti Why are you saying this?

because, in Hollywood film

they show that …ALIEN'S ATTACK!

Oh no! But, this is not hollywood movie right?

No, no your right its not

So, you are can please put your hands down

You are Bal Ganesh's favourite mice right?

Bal Ganesh ? you mean our Bal Ganesh

how do you know about him

Wait a minute, wait minute

I will update you

He is my friend Zombo from the planet Zeba

Their citizens are big devotees of Bal Ganesh

And these are the students of his school

They come down every year on an educational tour

and this time they had requested

that they need to hear new stories of Bal Ganesh from us

that's why I had called you'll here to inform you'll, now is it clear

Hehehehe

Dear Suit boot couldn't you say this first

Unnecessarily you scared us both

We want to hear new stories

Please!! Please!! please tell us new stories, please please tell us

We have reached, we have reached

Its Educational trip , so the full school is here

Vakratunda Mahakay

Suryakoti Samaprabh

Nirvighnam Kurume Dev

Sarv Karyeshu Sarvada

Uncle which song is this ?

No.. no its not a song

This was a Hymn that we reside for Bal Ganesh

Not a song, But him

You said Hymm? What does hymm mean ?

Ah, its very simple, Hymn means Prayer

Before starting any work we say a prayer to Lord Ganesha

So that our work finishes successfully

Come on I will tell you all a story

Then it will be clear to you'll

Where this prayer actually originate from

When Lord Shiv gave a boon to bal Ganesh

And brought him alive again

That is when he declared that

Before starting any work it was

Important to worship Bal Ganesh

Till the time you don't worship Bal Ganesh

None of your work will be complete or successful

Even if it was the work is of any God

Then one day

Dear lod

why are you also harassing me like all the others

Okay, so your saying Aggam

Baggam and Bringi harass you, in what way?

Everyday they all bring me these big big books

And then they tell me to read it for them

You very well know lord

That I am still learning how to read

And when I don't read form the book properly

They all just keep laughing at me for no reason

Hoo…Haaa…Hoo..Haaa

Ya ya…rightly said Aggam

If you don't read then how would you learn

That's the reason why

we bring these books for commander Mooshak

Hoo…Haaa…Hoo..Haaa… Hoo…Haaa…Hoo..Haaa

Yes

Instead of reading properly

Mooshak ends up making fun of himself

Hahahahahahaha

Why is Nandi running towards me?

Lord, Greetings my lord

What ? Tripura village has been attacked ?

These Demons have dared to attacked such a holy place ?

Nandi quidkly, gather the army and prepare them for the war

I will go to save the Tripura village myself

What is this?

What happen my lord

Please tell me

Nandi......... I have

I have made a mistake

Mistake? & You ?

Yes Nandi

I completely forgot to worship Ganesh

I had stated that before starting

Any important work it's very crucial to worship Ganesh

And I myself forgtot to worship him

So we will have to see that we correct this Mistake, my Lord

Vakratunda Mahakay

Suryakoti Samaprabh

Nirvighnam Kurume Dev

Sarv Karyeshu Sarvada!

Bal Ganesh is Victorious! Bal Ganesh is Victorious

Bal Ganesh is Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

But what happened after that ?

After that

lord Shiva went to wedge war

In city of Tripura he fought fiercely

And managed to he kill all the demons

That's how Lord Shiva won the war

Yeeh!! Bal Ganesh is Victoious

Bal Ganesh is Victoious

Please..can you..tell us one more exciting story

Yes…Yes…Yes… yes

Okay Okay, Okay

Yeah

But a story with One with Fights in it

Yes, Yes a story with fights in it

Okay

I will tell you all a story of Bal Ganesh which has fights in it

Where did all food disapper

Ganesh! Why do you always keep troubling them

why did you eat all their food ?

Forgive me Mother, I wont do it again promise

Okay, I will forgive this time but next time I won't forgive you

Please Wait I will send morefood for all of you

I am very hungery need to do something about it

Food was delicious

My stomach is fool now

You all can go ahead and eat the food peacefully

What's all this happening ?

He is Vyomasur oh, how dare he

How can he even think of attacking Kailash

Even Bholenath is not here, he meditating in the cave

GANESHHHH!!! weher is he

Mother, Lord is inside

GANESHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Mother are you hurt

Vyomasur!!! By coming here you have done a big mistake

You have injured my mother, now I wont leave you

Nandi, you take care of mother

I will deal with him and come back soon

Hahahahaha, kid you cant do anything to me

I know very well that Bholenath is busy in meditating

Now you are going to see that I establish my rule over kailash

Get away from here, you look so tiny

So small in front of me

You can't do anything so how can you expect to kill me

Hahahaha

You want to kill me, come on kill me

Please kill me, haaaaaaaaaaaa

I really wish that you should kill me

What happened ? What happened ?

Vyoma your times up

Vyomasur, whenever my devotees ask anything from me

I giveit to them

The only thing is that it should be asked with true devotion

Since you have asked with true devotion

I will definitely fulfill your wish, so be yet

Mother

Are you hungry, come inside food is ready for all of you

Food

No Mother please

Lord will finish all the food

And we remain will hungry again

Hahahahahahaha

So what did you learn from this story ?

My friend Zombo

why are you unnecessary putting stress on this little childrens?

They wont be able to explain

If we have courage in us

Then any problem can be solved easily

Because any problem isn't bigger then our will

Oh that's great

These kids are way to smart…just like our Bal Ganesh

See how he won the fight against the big demon

similarly we should also win against the fear

which is residing inside us, is it clear now?

Alright then

I will tell you one more story of

Our Bal Ganesh's Valor

Valor, Meaning??? what does Valor Mean???

Ah, its very simple, Valor means Bravery

Yaaaaaaaaaaa, bravery

Oh! Oh understood

Hoo HOO Haa Haa HOo Haaa

Aggam, wait, why are you making Nandi angry

You know right what will happen if he gets angry

Hoo HOO Haa Haa HOo Haaa

Calm down Nandi, Calm down

Hahahahahahaha!!!

Hahaha! I think we had a lot of fun today

Yes

Lets go for a bath

But my dear Lord

wont water in the river be very very cold now ?

Yes so what?

Having a bath in cold water will really be fun

But my lord but, I am all clean, totally clean look

Hoo HOO Haa Haa HOo Haaa

Having fun

Yes Aggam, you are right, now commander

Mooshak will surely have to take a bath

Lord please, Lets go home

I am very very hungry

lets eat modak prepared by mother, pls lets go now

Oh yes yes Mooshak

we all are coming

why are you in such a hurry my friend ?

Lord Mooshak dosent know how to swim at all

that's why he is looking for excuses to go from here

hahaha

Come on

Lord

Matsyasur?

Bal Ganeshhhhhhhhh

Matsyasur, this is the holy river of mount Kailash Parvat

By contaminating it you have done a big mistake

leave immediately from here

or else you will have to suffer a lot

Kid, I think you don't know who I am

you don't know about my Immense strength

if needed I can crush you in a second

Kid I have not come here to go back

But see to it that I succed in ruling over the Kailash

If you wouldn't have come in this river then

then by now I would have captured

Lord Shiva and others and would have been the ruler of Kailash

MATSYASUR

Little Kid, why you getting so angry, who are you ?

I am Bal Ganesh

Ganesh

Lord, dear Lord where are you

I am coming to find you my lord

Mooshak, you are a true and loyal friend of Lord Bal ganesh

I respect your loyalty

even though you are aware that you cant swim

yet without thinking twice about your own life

you jumped in the river to save him

Don't you worry my dear Mooshak

But Mother, you haven't seen him at all

That Demon was too huge and too powerful

Don't worry our Bal Ganesh is equally strong

He is also very powerful

Mother

Nothing has happened to me Mother! look

I am absolutely alright

So what were you doing in the river for such a long time Ganesh?

I, I was enjoying the cold water of the river

Bal Ganesh is Victorious

Hey kid what are you all doing?

Just imaging What will they thinking about us

Oh no no nothing like that, they are such cute childrens

Ya! They look different but after all they are kids

My dear children, you all are such good dancers

So why don't we shake & boom

Shake & Boom, what does it Mean ???

Ah, its very simple, Shake & boom means

Sing and Dance, lets Rock the floor

So many gifts of Bal Ganesh

Which one should I give them? this one 's good

Dear children this is for you all

From all of us a small gift

What is this

Let me explain

This Globe actually projects

It's a 3D holographic image of our Dear Lord Bal Ganesh

Kids, please give it back to them

We cann't accept any gifts

Oh Zombo my Brother why are you saying this ?

What happened didn't like you these gift?

No problem, I will give you another one..just a second

Oh no no Suit Boot brother, nothing like that

Just that I am afraid, that if it gets lost or

If it gets stolen then I will feel very bad

And then I wont be able to leave peacefully

Oh that means you will get agitate

Agitated, what does it mean?

Ah, its very simple, Agitated means being restless

Like the way Kapila Sage had become

Kapila Sage???

Wait Topi you hold on…I will tell them the story of Chintamani

No Ganasur you cant take this powerful gem

No, ganasur no

Oh no, this will be a big problem now

Ganasur is going to misuse this powerful gem

And he will create chaos everywhere

I will have to immediately inform Bal Ganesh by invoking him

Om Gan Ganapataye Namah

Lord

What happened oh Sage ? What is it

Why did you called me ?

Lord

I have, I have committed a big mistake my lord

A Mistake ? & from you ?

Yes Bal Ganesh

You trusted me and gave me Chintamani the gem

And I like fool, carelessly all the wore

That powerful and precious gem around my neck all the why

Its normal whats the issue ?

Anybody else would have done the same thing oh sage

No No Bal Ganesh !

I shouldn't have worn that powerful gem in my neck

Since everybody notice it due to which

A big problem has occurred

A Problem ? what problem has occurred oh sage ?

I could not take care of that Gem

Bal Ganesh I could not take care of it

Ganasur has stolen Chintamani the precious gem

What ? how dare he do this ?

Chintamani is too powerful and with its power

He will destroy everything

The Entire earth, all of mankind and all animals

He wont leave anybody alive

Its only you my lord who can save this earth

From such being catastrophe

Please You don't worry oh sage

You will get back that powerful gem for sure

Thank you my lord

Chintamani, where is my chintamani

Where is it ?

With this Chintamani in my possession now

Nobody can even dare to touch me ha ha ha

First I will go straight to kill that sage Kapila

And then I will go to Kailash and kill everyone

Hahahaha

Listen carefully Commander we will attack our enemy right now

Call all the demons and be prepared

Where are you going Ganasur

You are destined to die here

So why are you taking the effort to go anywhere else

Hahaha

Bal Ganesh, its good that you have come here Bal Ganesh

Because its not my death but your's

That is written here and that too with my bare hands

Only time will tell whose death is written here Ganasur

You cowards, why are you just standing there?

go on ahead , kill him

Ganasur, now give me the Chintamani

Which you have drop with your own hands

Or I kill you and take it

So tell me are you giving it or should I kill you

Hahaha

Do you know that this Chintamani, is so powerful that you cant even

Ganasur, that Chintamani is mine

So I know everything about the mani

So are you giving it or should I kill you

You cant do anything to me, you are

Ganasur, I am very very hungry, please don't waste my time

Are you giving it or should I kill you

I wont give it, wont give it, wont give it, do whatever you want to

I am asking for the last time, you giving it or should I kill you

You cant kill me

First I will kill you then I will kill your father bholenath

I am immortal

Hahahahaha

Ganasur, give me my Chintamani back

Hahahaha

Bal Ganesh I am Immortal

I will come back soon and then

I kill not only you but your father bholenath also

I promise

BAL GANESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here is the chitanmi oh sage take this

No my dear! Bal Ganesh

I am not worth of it, I have absolutely no authority over Chintamani

So why don't you please keep this Gem with you

But why oh Sage ?

Lord, if this gem gets into wrong hands

I am sure it will be misused

And if it ever gets misplace from my house once again

Then I wont be able to forgive myself forever

I understand oh Sage, I will do as you wish

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious, Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Thanks for the gift but I request you to please take back

This priceless gift from us

No worries Zombo my brother we understand completely

In return of this I will give you some

Activity books and DVD's of Bal Ganesh …that's ok …?

And not only for you we shall give this for the entire school

Yeah, Yeah, Thank you, Thank you, thank you

Oh ho look at this, it has started raining over here

Last time when I had been here I had got drenched in the rain

It was an awesome feeling

Yeah I love the rainy season very much

Yes that's true

But you know on our planet

We have only two season Sunny and snowy

We like to playing in snow a lot

Have you all ever played in the snow?

Hmmm

Oh I remembered something about Bal Ganesh

Even he used to play a lot in the snow

Don't you remember

The demon Chanchalasur story

Who had tried trick our lord Bal Ganesh to killing him

Please We want to hear! Please we want ot hear

Yah OK, Yah OK, let me tell you'll

let's see who reaches home first

Hooo Haaa Hooooo Haaa Hoo Haa Ho Haaa

Hooo Haaa Hooooo Haaa Hoo Haa Ho Haaa

Wait Aggam rembember what happended to you the last time

If Nandi gets angry again

Then he will beat you so hard that whatever

Broken language you are speaking

That too will be difficult to speak

Hooo Haaa Hooooo Haaa Hoo Haa Ho Haaa

You are enjoying this , your enjoyment will soon turn into pain

Oh no

Lord look out

Who has dared to hit me, come on face me

I'm Here look down, down

It happened by mistake, please forgive me

You Fool you don't seem to know who I am?

No I really don't know who you are

Mooshak my friend do you know who he is

No my lord, I also don't know who he is

Chanchalasur, Chanchalsur is my name

And by waking me up you have done a very big mistake You fool

I will kill you right here right now

Chanchalasur, hahahaha

What kind of name is this, Chanchalsur???

How dare you say this, who are you

I am Bal Ganesh

Good that you met me here itself

I will start killing with you and Then after having killed

your whole family I will rule over kailash

hahahaha

Chanchalasur

First you deal with me then you think of going to my father

You Little kid, you can't do anything to me

Hahaha

first check your powers and then compare them to mine

Did you see the example of my power

Chanchalsur

If you would have used these power for the good of mankind

Then by now you would have attained salvation

You would set me free? hahaha

Come on kill, kll me

I truly wish that you would kill me

Hahaha

Chanchala

Haaaaaaaaaa

What what happened ?

Chanchala, you're time is out

Chanchalsur, whenever my devotees ask anything from me

I give to them

only thing is that it should be asked by true devotion

since you have asked by true devotion

I will definitely fulfill your wish, so be yet

Hahahahahaha

Come on brother lets both kill him

As long as I am alive nobody can dare to harm Bal Ganesh

Now I am getting really angry, I will thrash you'll

Come on brother, let's get out of here and save our self

Where are you going chanchala

Are you alright Bal Ganesh

As long as you with me nothing can ever happen to me

True my lord

Dear lord please help me get down

Come mooshak jump

Lord I am really very very hungry

let's go home and eat some modak prepare by mother

Modakkkkkk, hmm lets gooooooooooo

Hey please wait for me

Ohhh Aggam how many times

I had warned not make Nandi angry

But you didn't listen to me even once, now keep haning here

Hooo …Hooooo ..Hooooo

What Hoo Haa you are saying

Say Bal Ganesh please help us

Yeah! Ganesha is brave

Generous and Brave

Ganesha is brave

Generous and Brave

What what is happening?

What noise is this?

What what is happening?

Is is somebody planning to Invade us

Ohhhhhhhhh ! You said invade

What does it mean ???

Its very simple, Invade means Attack

Oh no nobody is attacking you

It was a call from the Head office

Its now time for all of us to go back

I really don't want to but I don't have any other choice

Noo, We wont go back

Yes we wont go back, we will stay here

Right here we won't go back

Oh Calm, calm, calm, calm down children

Hahaha..listen to me now

I will tell you one more of Bal Ganesh's story

A rocking and Adventurous story

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH

But, but, children after the story

You all will have to follow what your teacher is saying

Do you all agreed?

Yes! Es! We all areagreed?

Yeeesss

Now I will tell you all a story on war

Lord Bal Ganesh's fight with Sindhu the Demon

Aa, bbbb

Uff its very difficult my Lord, can I read it tomorrow?

Mooshak, you have to read it today itself

Otherwise Nandi will get angry, then don't complain.

Hoo…haaaa.hooo…haaa…hoo..haaa

Yes Yes I am telling them

My dear Mooshak the last time when Nandi got angry

he hang us upside down on the tree

And only after two days could we come down

Yes

Oh oh, Calm down Nandi Calm down

Its not good to get angry all the time I am reading, hehehe

Bholenath, please save us, save all the gods & save the world

Sindhu has attacked and demolished heaven

The whole place is in complete chaos

What?

Sindhu has reached here

And he's coming to attack mount Kailash

Here? in Kailash ?

How dare Sindhu do this ?

Bholenath, and he was also saying that

He would come here and capture you also

What ? he actually said that?

You must have heard of sindhu mischief my lord

He is misusing the boon that we have bestowed upon him

Bholenath what should we do now ?

Please leave that work to me I know what to do about this

Ganesh? But

Little Ganesh will be the right person

To take care of this matter

Lord you too ?

You are saying so, only because you are a Mother

But you yourself know for sure that Bal Ganesh is a true warrior

Whose wisdom and bravery equivalent to anyone of us

Bal Ganesh

Sindhu worshiped us with great devotion

as a reward I gave him the Nector

And lord Bholenath granted him the Boon that his Trident

which is made of the hardest metal cannot penetrate

The body shield which sindhu has received from Lord Surya himself

That bottle of Nector was placed in his belly by sindhu

Which he protects using the body shield

Given by lord surya

Sindhu can only be killed if that bottle of nector

Is broken else sindhu will remain immortal

I am ready for it

Ganesh the whole army is not here

How can you even think of fight with his big army all alone

Please Don't worry at all Mother

I alone am enough for Sindhu

And now even I know all about his Boons so don't worry

I will come back Victorious Mother

I know, Wish you good luck dear

Oh! Such a Big Army

Hmmm! yes they have prepared well

Lord…that's not our army it's the army of that Demon

I know about that Mooshak, so don't you worry

Sindhu, how dare you

How can you think of attacking Lord Vishnu and Bholenath?

You Little Kid! Run away to your home

I will Kill Bholenath and Lord Vishnu and then rule over Kailash

Don't waste my time by coming inbetween

You evil Demon, how dare you even take their names

Before reaching them you will have to fight with me

Hahahaha

Really You are way too small! Hahahaha

By the way who are you

I am Bal ganesh

Hahaha

Bholenath son! Good, that's really good

But Kid tell me how will you fight alone against with my Big army ?

You don't even have an army to fight

Hahaha

We are more than enough for all of you

Hahaha

This small rat, this fat and this looking Demon, and this

the abnormal looking animal and you'll will kill us?

Nandi, wait not now only, when I indicate

Then show them your anger

Sindhu its still not too late to repont

Plead infront of Bholenath for forgiveness and leave this

place or else the consequences wont be good

Hahaha

Little Kid forget about you even your father cant do anything to me

First I will kill all of you'll and then Bholenath, Hahahaha

Sindhuuuuu, how dare you

Go and demolish all the Demons

Mooshak wait your turn is yet to come

Attackkkkkkkkkk

Now get ready, but yes you will have to come in your actually avatar

As you command my dear Lord

Wait you Cowards

Wait here, and fight with them fearlessly

Little Kid, you killed my whole army

But I am enough for you'll, I will kill all of you

Hahaha

Hahaha

Little Bal Ganesh, you just cant kill me as I am immortal, immortal

Till the time I have the Nectar nothing can happen to me

Nothing, Hahaha, you cant kill me

You can only dream of killing me

I wish you could kill me

Truly wish from the very bottom of my heart

But this can not happen, because I am immortal

Immortal hahahaha

oh no

Sindhu your times up

Sindhu, whenever my devotees ask anything from me

I give it to them

Only thing is that it should be asked with true devotion

Since you have asked with true devotion

I will definitely fulfill your wish, So be yet

Hahaha

Little Ganesh till the time I have this Nector

Oh wait…wait…I know that, Lord Vishnu told me about that boon

Really but you know that this

Body Shield given by the

Sun god is so hard that even lord Shiva's Trident

0hh wait…wait…I know that

Bholenath told me about that also

I, I will kill you, I will not spare you

Sindhu you can, Kill me later first you save yourself

Because when you were hurriedly taking

The boon from Bholenath you never asked him

if there is any other weapon which is

harder than his trident and can penetrate the Body Shield

What ? Which weapon

PARSHU

No

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

Bal Ganesh is

Victorious

I am sorry guys, but we need to leave

Oh Childrens, aaye hehehe don't feel so bad

Don't be so upset.. look we all promise you

That the next time the three

Of us will come to your planet

Promise? Promise...Promise!!Promise...Promise

Yes Mouse promise

The three of us will come and we will tell you'll

Many new stories of Bal Ganesh's

Yeah

Thank you

We Love You

Kids let's go

Bye bye bye bye

I hope to see you soon

Bye bye bye bye

So Friends we will see you later, until then enjoy

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(The Most Sensitive People)

Hello?

What?

The song I composed is totally plagiarized?

I didn't plagiarize!

Please believe me!

Hello? Hello?

Geez...

You're so shameless!

You're a terrible person!

- How could he? / - I'm shameless?

- Mister. / - Yes?

Were you just talking about me?

How so?

You called me shameless!

I didn't plagiarize!

Listen to it.

What?

♪ If you ask me where I am ♪

♪ I'm at Mapo Bridge ♪

♪ Mapo Bridge ♪

It's totally different!

Isn't that the same song?

- How is that the same? It's different. / - Really?

- Geez! / - Alright! Don't get so upset.

What a way to start the day...

I feel like I want to sigh!

Psy?

- Mister. / - Yes?

I'm not Psy.

- How am I Psy? / - No...

I didn't call you Psy.

You look like a different celebrity.

- Who was it? / - I thought so.

It's Psy!

You're saying I look like Psy.

No! It's not like that.

Forget it, mister.

Are this and this the same?

Yes. They're the same snack.

They're the same track?

The same track?

Those two songs are totally different!

I told you several times that I composed that song!

I said snack!

What's your deal?

Getting all angry at me...

This man...

Steve Jobs?

I am not Steve Jobs!

I'm a priest at the Catholic church!

Really?

Then why is this apple shaped like this?

I cut out this part since it was eaten by bugs!

Is that such a crime?

Enjoy your apple.

What would you like?

What kind of juice is good here?

For juices, I recommend the apple juice.

- Apple? / - What?

Why would you recommend apple juice?

I am not Steve Jobs!

- This guy... / - That's totally different!

Want me to keep going?

You'd better not stop me!

Better not copy?

Copy?

I said I didn't copy that song!

- What's his problem? / - No! Just stay still, sir.

That's how the world turns.

♪ How the world turns ♪

Mister, why would you sing that song?

- Oops! / - What was that?

This is all your fault, mister!

How am I going to fix this phone?

Why would you ask me that?

I don't know how to fix cell phones!

- Geez... / - She wasn't talking to you. Calm down!

Gosh...

Hello.

(Special guest, Kim Jongmin)

Kim Jongmin of Koyote!

Hello.

Kim Jongmin in my shop?

Nice to meet you!

I'm a big fan.

So what do you have here?

Us? We have tons of good stuff.

Take a look. Yummy!

Take a look, dummy?

I am not an idiot!

I didn't say that...

It's just a character I play for TV! It's an act!

- It's all an act? / - Of course!

Alright. So what would you like?

What's this pizza?

That's our gorgonzola pizza.

- To put it simply... / - Simply?

Pardon?

- Give me the complicated explanation! / - No...

I understand everything!

- Alright... / - I'm not an idiot.

So what would you like then?

Not that. The shrimp pasta.

I'll have that.

Sure. The shrimp pasta.

One order of delicious shrimp pasta for you.

- Copy that. / - Copy that?

Copy what? I didn't copy anything!

Listen!

♪ My father is a screwdriver ♪

♪ Screwdriver ♪ It's totally different!

Taxi driver and screwdriver are totally different!

- What kind of song is that? / - Geez...

Alright, sir. If you sit still,

I'll bring you something on the house.

- A free side. / - I'm not Psy.

What's your problem?

How many times must I say this for you to get it?

Just once! I understand just fine!

No, no...

- Geez! / - She wasn't talking to you.

I even won the KBS Entertainment Award!

I can understand just fine!

Right... I know that.

Alright. Have a seat.

I'll give you something on the house for your award.

I'll bring it for you to eat.

Jobs?

How many times do I have to say I'm not Jobs!

I didn't say that...

- I spilled it! / - You spilled water.

- Gosh... / - Geez!

No! Don't use someone else's without asking.

Don't use someone else's without asking?

I didn't use someone else's song!

I made that song myself!

How many times must I tell you?

Alright, it's all my fault.

I shouldn't have gotten you angry. I'm so stupid!

Stupid?

What's your problem, mister?

- No... / - I'm not stupid.

- Gosh... Alright. / - I'm really not.

Alright. I'm sorry.

How frustrating...

That wasn't directed at you.

Please try to understand!

Please do the horse dance?

Mister, why would you bring up the horse dance?

I'm not Psy!

- Why? Why? Why'd you say that? / - Alright!

Please stop it!

Oh, so you're telling me to do the dance?

- The "Gangnam Style" dance? / - Stop it. Stop it.

That's enough. Stay still.

I'm going to report you all.

What's with my phone?

What's with the iPhone?

Why would you say that in front of me?

I am not Steve Jobs, man!

Alright! I'm totally ruined!

♪ I'm totally ruined ♪

Now you're just blatantly teasing me.

Mister, is something wrong with your head?

Nothing's wrong with my head!

- I'm not an idiot! / - Yes, right.

If I was, how could I dance, make the dances

and memorize the choreography?

You came up with all those dances?

Not all of them...

- So not all of them. / - Of course.

- Want to see? / - You're going to show us?

Music start!

Very nice. That was great.

I'm busy so I'd like my food order to go.

- Really? / - Please pack it up.

Okay. I'll pack it up for take-out.

Not take-out. Pack up my food!

Geez, this guy...

Really is a fool!

For more infomation >> The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 6:08.

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Bitter Life | 씁쓸한 인생 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 8:49.

(Bitter Life)

Hello, boss.

Good. You're all here.

- Hang my jacket up. / - Yes, boss.

The only former military officer in our gang.

- Captain Kim Daehui. / - Yes.

What song do you like Captain Kim Daehui?

I enjoy singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing...

- "Day by Day" by Monday Kiz. / - Yes, boss.

Go ahead and sing it.

No, boss. I'll only sing it on special days.

On special days?

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day.

Yes, boss.

However, these days, I prefer singing

"Day Day" by BewhY.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY.

Yes, boss.

I guess I can hear it then.

No, boss.

I listen to that song every day.

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on Black...

What are you doing?

You have dandruff...

- Please try again. / - Alright.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY

on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thurs...

It's been a while so this isn't easy.

- Please try again. / - Again?

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY

on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

- But these days... / - That's enough!

No more!

What? Captain Kim Daehui?

You played a big role in the night club takeover?

Yes, boss.

Make any wish you want.

I'll grant it for you.

I just want... You to die.

I feel bitter...

The fastest twins in our gang...

- Yes, boss. / - Did you call, boss?

- You two sure are fast... / - Thank you, boss!

Thank you, boss!

I have a sad story...

That's so sad, boss!

I have a funny story...

- That's so funny, boss! / - Is that true, boss?

What are you doing?

You cut me off before I'm done talking?

That's it. I have no use for both of you.

I'll use the faster one among you two.

Yes, boss.

I want to make a memo...

- A pen, boss! / - Paper, boss!

You were faster. You'd better watch out!

I want some juice...

- Juice, boss! / - A cup...

You should've brought the cup faster!

Why were you faster?

You should've been faster!

I'm sorry, boss.

I want a corn dog now...

- Ketchup, boss! / - Mustard, boss!

Where's the corn dog? Where's the corn dog?

Corn dog, boss!

Is this why we're doing this special?

This feels...

It's in my ear!

Don't wipe there. That's weird.

I feel bitter...

The most ruthless member of our gang.

Just hearing your name

makes people quiver, Strawberry.

Strawberry, your boss is talking. Turn around!

Strawberry! What are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

Seolhyun's backside.

What is this fool doing? That was so random.

I'm sorry! Let me go! What are you doing?

I went clubbing.

What are you doing?

What a disgusting guy.

I feel bitter...

- I'll take this call, boss. / - Go ahead.

Hello?

What? The Bear Gang?

Don't just stand there! Get those guys!

Get them and make them put on

the specially made clothes.

Make sure it's on right. They could get away.

Make sure they can't run away.

- And... / - What's going on?

Bring those weapons out!

Put them all in!

Just jam them in!

So that they feel pain.

All of it... We have plenty of time. No need to rush.

No! Not that!

- We have plenty of time. / - That's enough!

You, are you Sangmin or Sangho?

Who are you?

Put all of it in!

So that they feel pain! And!

So that they're frozen solid...

Use the weapons!

Attack!

- Don't let them escape! / - That's enough.

And so they can't escape, tie them up.

- This is too cold. / - Tight!

- It's cold. / - Raise it all the way up!

Great. Very nice.

Now I'm satisfied.

I feel bitter.

I'll take this call, boss.

Hello... Hello?

- Hello? / - It's my phone.

I'll be going now.

Hello? Get the one who's trying to leave.

Get him!

You got him? Good. Pay him back the same way.

Put him in the pants. The same way.

Make it ruthless! Cruel!

Good! Hurry!

I'm so cold!

I feel like I'll catch a cold!

Put the bomb in.

Put the large bomb in.

Yes, it's been a while, hasn't it?

You punk...

Put the large bomb in.

Right. We can't do it the old way.

Add one more!

One is hard enough.

One more.

So... If you're ready...

- Tie him up tight. / - Gosh...

Tie him up.

I'm cold, twins! I'm freezing!

My feet are so cold.

What are you doing? Stay still!

Stop moving. Don't move!

It's too much ice.

Hurry and blow it up!

Blow up the balloons bigger!

Bigger! Bigger! Be ruthless!

So it pops!

Hold on...

Hey!

I was comfortable at home!

- Why did you ask me to be on this special? / - Now!

Pop it now!

Are you a horse?

Let's just end it here!

- Let's end it her! / - Pop it.

Pop it!

For more infomation >> Bitter Life | 씁쓸한 인생 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 8:49.

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Old Affair | 쉰 밀회 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 6:02.

(Old Affair)

Let me warm up my hands.

Tomorrow is Teachers' Day.

♪ A teacher's grace is like the heavens ♪

No, no, no!

Gosh... Why does it sound like a children's song?

I'll try again like Lena Park.

♪ I miss it ♪

♪ My teacher's grace ♪

♪ Repay it ♪

♪ My teacher's grace ♪

So cute!

I want to see Ain soon.

21-year-old born in 1994...

No. Now, I'm 24-year-old Yu Ain.

24 years old.

I'm so old.

What if I end up getting married?

Think hard about this, Daehui.

Teacher, what did you do last weekend?

- Did you vote? / - Of course.

Who did you vote for?

Lee Hoichang? Kim Daejung?

Kwon Youngghil? Lee Inje?

Or... Heo Kyoungyoung?

What is this? It feels like he'll say

Lincoln is the U.S. president now.

Gosh...

It's a bit cold from the season changing.

Teacher, are you cold?

Then put on a tunic.

- A tunic? / - Yes.

- A pelt. / - A pelt?

- Yes, a garment. / - Garment?

Wear a garment and pop the collar to be warm.

- Collar? / - Yes.

- The neckband. / - Neckband?

What is this?

I feel like I learned the entire history of fashion.

- Thank you, sir. / - Pardon?

Oh... It was nothing.

- Right. I bet you didn't eat yet, Ain. / - Yes.

I thought so. Let's have some tea first.

Have about Earl Grey?

What about my face?

You don't know Earl Grey?

Earl Grey. Earl Grey!

Why are you speaking in dialect?

That's enough of that.

Forget it. Just eat this.

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

Why is this burger so small?

- It's not a burger. It's a macaron. / - What?

Macaron! Macaron!

How annoying!

Alright, I get it!

What is this?

I almost ended up hitting him.

I'd better not.

So Ain...

- Why are you so sweaty? / - Oh...

- You must be hot. / - Yes.

Just hold on.

Let me turn this fan on.

Where's the cord?

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

You didn't attach the blades?

Give me the fan blades.

I'll put this together since I'm a man.

What is this?

I feel like he still believes in fan death.

You're so adorable!

So cute!

What are you two doing?

Hello, Madame Seo.

Forget it. I have no business with you.

Ain.

It's been 3 years.

You're still so handsome and cute.

Ain, how do I look?

Don't I look like Lovely Yun Yeojeong

of "Youn's Kitchen?"

More like a fatty at a restaurant.

Hey, you'd better stop joking around.

Don't butt in. Ain!

- Let's go somewhere far without her. / - No.

- Let's go. / - I said no.

- Let's go! / - I don't want to! I don't want to!

I said I don't want to!

Are you okay?

Nobody pushes like that.

You little brat.

Do what you're told. Don't talk back!

Goodness! Are you okay, sir?

Gosh! Did you hurt your back?

Sir... Mister...

- You should apologize. / - Are you okay?

Gosh... I'm sorry.

Something felt really wrong about that just now.

I'm so sorry.

Ain, I don't know if this will make you feel better

but I'll show you a sexy dance

to cheer you up.

That would make him angrier.

I don't usually do this...

Start the music!

How do I look?

Is this a butcher shop?

I'll take 1.2kg.

For stew or for grilling?

Geez, you guys!

For more infomation >> Old Affair | 쉰 밀회 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 6:02.

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National MC Yu Jae-suk's celebration speech [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 7:06.

For Gag Concert's 900th episode,

Korea's top comedian, Yu Jaeseok

is on the show!

Goodness...

Hey, Somi.

Who's going to raise the cow?

Jaeseok, that's my catchphrase.

Oh, I got confused.

That was just a joke!

That's my catchphrase too.

Oh... Yeah?

I knew it!

It's, "I knew that would happen."

Right.

Hey, Myeonghun!

Hello, Jaeseok.

How's the kid?

I'm still unmarried.

- Daehui! / - Jaeseok.

Gosh, Daehui...

I watch Gag Concert because of you.

You really made my sides split last episode.

I haven't been on the show in over 2 years.

It's been 2 years?

A lot longer.

What did I see last episode then?

Let's talk about that later.

Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

To all the junior comedians

I truly respect and love

as well as all the viewers

that have shown so much support,

I want to congratulate everyone again

on Gag Concert's 900th episode.

Since my speaking here could be

somewhat unfitting for this show

and could seem a bit boring and stiff,

I'll bring in a thought translator

to make my comments funnier

and tell you all what's really on my mind.

Come on out!

Yoo Minsang!

Yoo Minsang! Yoo Minsang!

It's an honor.

I will be expressing only what's on your mind.

But make it funny.

- Just a bit. / - Okay.

Got it.

So, I'll get started now.

I was asked to give a congratulatory speech for

the 900th episode special of Gag Concert

so I was very honored and happily obliged.

The Gag Concert director begged me for a month.

I'm here. Happy now?

Because Gag Concert is filled with

junior comedians I'm proud of

as well as Korea's best comedians.

Yang Sehyeong on "Infinite Challenge" is funniest!

Yang Sehyeong is funny

but you are all just as funny.

As a viewer myself,

I don't miss a single episode

and I really enjoy the show.

- I turn the TV off after "Running Man." / - I don't!

That's not true.

After I watch "Running Man" and Gag Concert,

I go to bed.

Please don't misunderstand.

This is the 900th episode and all...

It's good to be funny

but you should speak the truth.

Yes. I just tried to make it a little funny.

Just a little.

Alright.

Over this show's 19-year run,

it has given birth to

many comedians that became stars.

Kim Byungman, Lee Sugeun,

Yoo Seyoon, Kang Yumi...

They all left the show!

And Gag Concert's comedians aren't just known...

- For their amazing comedy... / - Right.

There's drunk driving, gambling, theft...

No, no, no...

So anyway!

There have been many ups and downs

but the comedians of Gag Concert

shouldn't settle for 900 episodes.

Think of this as your first episode

and reach 1,000 episodes! 2,000 episodes!

I hope Gag Concert becomes a show

that's responsible for Korea's laughter!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

So everyone,

you're all doing your best...

Are we good on time?

You want to say more?

Not much. Just a bit.

Let me just say 1g more.

- 1g. / - 1g.

That's not a lot.

To tell you about my past,

I had no idea how a week went by.

It was just a day of shooting

but I'd go 4 to 5 days without sleep...

- Coming up with ideas... / - Right.

And that's how I was able to come up

with masterpiece that is "Husband's Boldness."

That's what I think about comedy.

Comedy...

Comes from passion.

Passion...

That passion boiling inside you.

That something inside you.

And when you pluck that something within yourself.

When that is portrayed on stage,

the viewers cheer and applaud for you.

When I was doing sketch comedy,

why didn't the comedy directors see my talents?

Why didn't the viewers recognize me then?

I could've been really successful then.

Yeonggil!

How could you doze off?

I'm spilling my guts out here and you fall asleep?

I am not that uptight

but you went too far!

Lee Sanghun!

Put your legs together!

This isn't your living room!

Everyone else should be comfortable...

Hey! Taewon!

Are you that hungry?

- Get out. / - Go eat at home!

This isn't a picnic!

You're not here to eat!

You punk!

Jaeseok, it's the 900th episode special.

This is no way to behave for the 900th episode!

Hey, Daehui!

Stop walking around. Just get out!

Why do you keep walking around?

Geez...

I'm a bit worked up...

I'm sorry.

I kept thinking back to the past

and I think I have a lot to get off my chest

so I got a bit worked up.

If I may go on a bit more...

Why didn't they cast me then?

Why didn't they use me? Why?

People, why do you think?

Why? They didn't recognize a star.

You know my grasshopper dance?

I actually did that on the sketch show

but the director didn't use it.

Give me that for a second.

Everyone...

- Since it's the 900th episode. / - Why'd you...

When people clapped like that, I would...

Jaeseok, Jaeseok...

- You don't have to... Jaeseok. / - So happily!

- Excuse me, Jaeseok. / - I would've done it happily!

- That's enough. / - I love being on this stage!

- You don't have to. / - I love sketch comedy!

- That's enough. / - I want to die on this stage!

Jaeseok, that's enough.

- This stage! / - Jaeseok.

- I will die here! / - You'll do what?

Why didn't anyone understand me then?

- How I felt! / - Alright, that's enough.

I... Let me go!

Let go!

You guys don't know!

You really don't!

For more infomation >> National MC Yu Jae-suk's celebration speech [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 7:06.

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Bending Do | 꺾기도 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 6:43.

(Bending Do)

Welcome to the Bending Do studio.

Bending Do is the art of bending everything

putting your opponent in a state of panic.

So, let's all greet the viewers

since it's been a long time.

Everyone, have you been well-goofy?

Goofy.

Goofy!

Hen pheasant! Hen pheasant!

♪ What should I do? ♪

Goofy! Goofy!

Master, this is embarrassing.

How childish. You're too old for this.

What? My martial art is childish?

- Yes, it is. / - Then leave this place!

Master, I'm sorry-squirrel!

Squirrel! Flying squirrel!

Hamster wheel!

- Hamster wheel! / - I'm a surprised squirrel!

- I'm cuter! / - Hamster wheel!

Hamster wheel!

Why aren't you doing anything?

I'm not doing anything so foolish.

What?

I'm not doing anything so foolish but I don't panic...

And... Syrinx!

Game over.

What if I hit you like this?

I gain energy from the ground,

create a spirit bomb and...

Philtrum!

Game over.

- Why are you doing a different skit? / - Get away!

- Go! / - That's not Bending Do!

I'm leaving. You guys can just stay here.

What?

You guys can just stay here-Park Seonjeong!

- Hold on. / - Park Seonjeong!

Who's Park Seonjeong?

My son's kindergarten teacher.

Ms. Park Seonjeong, please be good to

my son, Jo Hyeseong-squirrel!

Acting in your own self-interest on TV?

Why you... Why you...

- Lee Jeonggyu. Lee Jeonggyu. / - Who's that?

The director Gag Concert.

He made a special just for me-yodelayheehoo!

Master, congratulations the special-squirrel!

- It's a cake! / - Fool.

There are no candles.

Here are the candles-squirrel!

Squirrel! Put them out!

- Let's put them out on 3. / - Yes.

1, 2, 3.

See? He's in a state of panic!

Now, this is Bending Do!

- Hey! / - This is...

- I can't stand this childishness! / - The twin vipers?

The twin vipers!

Bet you're annoyed!

You childish fool!

Now's the time.

- Transform into a caterpillar! / - Into a caterpillar!

- Caterpillar! / - Caterpillar!

- Transform! / - Transform into a caterpillar!

- Hurry with the transformation! / - Just a bit longer!

Did it always take this long?

Transform into a caterpillar!

We'll show you the caterpillar's tongue!

Caterpillar, move forward!

Caterpillar, caterpillar.

He's too strong! This won't do!

Help us out, guys!

(Special guests, Kim Jongmin, Defconn)

(Jung Joonyoung)

What's this?

Did you call for us?

- This butt looks familiar. / - It is a familiar butt.

Who is this?

- Isn't that Junho? / - It is!

- It's him. / - Junho.

- I'm a caterpillar / - Junho.

- I'm a caterpillar / - Caterpillar.

- I'm Kim Junho. / - Got you!

No! Transform into a Minion!

- Transform! / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

Hurry and take that off!

- Wait for us too! / - Transform!

- My album's releasing today. / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

Stick it on.

Transform into a Minion!

Transform!

Show them how cute a Minion is!

What do we do about the twins?

- Charge! / - That's it!

This is too disgusting to watch!

- That's it. Transform into an octopus! / - Transform!

- Transform into an octopus! / - Into an octopus!

- Transform into an octopus! / - Into an octopus!

The transformation is a bit difficult.

Ow, my neck hurts.

- Is that Junho? / - My neck hurts.

Show them our octopus legs!

- Do the wave. / - The wave!

Again.

Octopus, charge!

Octopus, octopus...

Hold on.

Transform into a centaur!

- Transform! / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

The transformation takes a while.

- Transform! / - I can't breathe!

- Just wait a bit. / - Transform into a centaur!

Keep them entertained.

- Do your Choi Minsu impression. / - Hold on.

I'm sorry.

- Hold on. / - You're my woman.

We're done.

Transformed!

Hold on, Joonyoung.

Move your head back!

Joonyoung, move your head back!

Or this can't be aired on TV.

Centaur, show them your tail!

Centaur, charge!

Centaur, centaur...

Hold on.

Where are we shooting "2 Days and 1 Night?"

Where are we shooting the next episode?

- Where is it? / - Fool!

Run away!

Chase them!

Dang it!

Centaur!

What are you looking at?

For more infomation >> Bending Do | 꺾기도 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 6:43.

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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 3:49.

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Go and fight, Lee Deokhwa!

What was that?

I just said anything!

Since this is the Say Anything Festival.

But it can't make sense or remind you of anything.

- So it's very difficult. / - Yes.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

♪ I'm a woman too ♪

- Such a shameless comment! / - That's right.

This is the essence of saying anything!

- A standard absurd comment! / - That's right.

♪ I'm lacking smarts too ♪

The next contestant falls from the sky.

You call this a face?

They're twins!

That's like spitting on your own face!

- Amazing. / - It's not easy to be so absurd when...

- You haven't been on the show a while. / - Yes.

They did a great job.

If you look carefully, Lee Sangho is on the left

and Lee Sangho is on the right.

Thanks for that great tip.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a baseball player?

Whoever didn't do their homework, step up.

"Whoever didn't do their homework, step up!"

- They don't do things like that anymore! / - Right.

It's a very old absurd comment.

That was very good like a crazy person.

Homerun hitter Lee Bongju!

Bonjour!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Party people!

- A fly called himself party people! / - Amazing!

And that contestant was born in 1982.

Really?

Then he's a real Parisian.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A golfer?

You'd better step up.

"You'd better step up!"

- He changed his sport! / - Amazing.

He's so persistent!

That deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Way to say it with us.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Everyone,

where are the flowers and where's Suji...

- So shameless! / - Amazing.

I'm so embarrassed I can barely lift my head!

That was so good.

♪ The say anything flower is a chicken skewer ♪

Delicious.

Let's meet the next contestant.

For delicious pizza,

you place cheese on the dough,

as well as bacon...

And raise the curtain.

That's it!

Raising the curtain on top of the pizza dough.

That's right.

♪ Let's all enjoy some mung bean pancakes ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

34, 24...

Viper. Gosh!

34, 24, viper!

A critically absurd comment.

- It was a very poisonous comment. / - Right.

Snakes are so loud.

♪ Snake, snake, snake ♪

Bam, bam, bam!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Salute! Reporting in!

What kind of voice is that for a soldier?

That was...

That was so absurdly reliable!

Yes! Cavity!

It looks rotten.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Sung by IU...

"Palette."

It wasn't IU! It was Shin Bongseon!

The viewers were excited about this special

so that was regrettably very well done.

Gosh!

Today's Say Anything Festival

was a waste of signal and went very well.

I feel like throwing up.

That's right. From the Say Anything Festival

this has been caster Kim Junho...

And commentator Kim Daehui.

Hello!

For more infomation >> Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 3:49.

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Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 5:33.

(Large Love)

What's taking Minkyoung so long?

She needs to get here so we can eat.

- Minsang. / - Minkyoung!

Minkyoung, why do you look so sad?

Did something happen?

Well, my ex-boyfriend called.

- He wants to get back together. / - What?

That punk... Where is he?

- He's coming here. / - What?

Minkyoung!

Junhyeon...

Minkyoung, it's been so long...

Hold on. Minkyoung.

Why did you get so skinny?

- It's not like that... / - You lost so much weight!

It's not like that...

You were 122kg when we dated.

- It's not like that... / - You look less than 100kg.

You look like you're less than 100kg!

You used to be 122kg.

- What are you saying? / - For real! 122kg!

- No... / - For real! You were really 122kg.

Would you be quiet? I wasn't.

Are you sick?

You're all skin and bones.

Hey, hey! Long time no see, Junhyeon.

It has been a long time.

Greet me properly. I was your upperclassman.

Right. You are an upperclassman.

I'm class 22. And you're class 20.

- I know that... / - He's class 20.

- Class 20! / - Oh, class 20?

- Don't say that. I get it. / - You're class 20.

- Class 20? / - Alright.

It looks like this shirt you have on

is grey colored.

- Just say grey. / - A grey colored shirt.

- Grey colored? / - Class 20, grey colored!

- Hey! Hey! / - Class 20, grey colored!

- You jerk! / - Stop it!

- You stay out! / - Gosh!

- Hey. / - Would you like to order?

Yes.

- Let's order. / - Okay.

What would you like?

- I'll have this. / - The halibut?

No, above that.

Above? It's just the sign.

- Ocean... / - Stop!

- All? / - Yes.

- You want all the raw fish here? / -Yes.

Alright.

- Mister. / - Yes.

I can't wait for the raw fish to come out.

Can I order black bean noodles for the wait?

- You want to order Chinese food here? / - Yes.

Sure, go ahead.

- Acting like a big shot... / - What are you saying?

- Hello? / - Yes, Chinese delivery.

- So the address here is... / - Excuse me.

- This makes you look so lame. / - What?

Watch and learn.

- Hello? / - Oh! Coming right up!

Thanks.

What? What did you say? What's coming?

What is?

- You're still as cool as ever. / - How was that cool?

- Chinese delivery! / - The food.

It's here.

- Hello. / - Hello.

- 3 bowls of black bean noodles? / - Wow...

Here you go.

- Here's my credit card. / - Okay, I'll ring you up.

3 bowls so $18.

Here you go.

Just leave the bowls out there when you're done

and I'll be back for them.

Enjoy your food!

- Mister. / - Yes.

My bowl.

You're already finished?

- Here you go. / - Gosh! Alright...

Goodbye.

- That was good. / - Really good.

Minkyoung.

You're still the same.

Seeing you after all this time

really takes me back.

Remember how I stuck by your side

that time you got sick?

Right. I hurt my leg

so you helped me to the hospital.

The doctor said this then...

"Obstetrics and gynecology is that way."

- Oh, come on. / - What? That's what he said.

- Nonsense... / - It's not. He really said that.

You protected me by my side

when I went in for an MRI.

Right. You got stuck in the MRI machine.

I had to put soapy water on your belly

to pull you out of the MRI machine.

What was that?

The sound of you popping out of the machine.

What was that?

I told you. The sound of you popping out.

- Gosh! / - Hey! Hey!

You two sure look nice together!

- You're grabbing my collar? / - Gosh!

- Why are you doing this? / - What's your deal?

- Why you... / - You punk!

The food is here!

Yes.

The food is here.

Here's your raw fish.

- Amazing. / - Really big, right?

- Let's eat! / - Hold it!

Minsang. Before we eat...

Do you know why they serve lemons with raw fish?

Of course I know.

It's to make it refreshing and mask the fishy taste.

Wrong, Minsang.

What is it for?

To spray in the eyes of the guy in front of you!

- I can't see! / - I'm eating all of this.

- Junhyeon. / - Huh?

- Can I get some of that wasabi? / - Oh, wasabi.

But you don't usually eat wasabi.

I don't. It's for putting on you!

This is all mine!

For more infomation >> Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 5:33.

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Elders | 어르신 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 5:42.

(Elders)

Gosh...

It's Mr. Beef.

Why do you look so tired, sir?

Yes, yes. Yes.

Gosh, you should take it easy.

Still on that at your age

and you even take care of it yourself?

Gosh...

Sir.

The eldest rides a cultivator

and takes care of his land?

He meets ladies and manages his girlfriends.

What? He's not allowed to have a late child?

Anyway, Munjae.

Why do you keep wanting to leave for Seoul?

Sir...

I can't live in this village anymore.

I'm going to Seoul to make a lot of money.

Munjae!

This is your problem, Munjae.

If you go to Seoul,

who's going to raise the cow?

Gosh, Munjae.

We live in the friendliest and warmest village.

Look at that.

Old Man Kim is passed out drunk

under the zelkova tree

and your buddy, Yeongcheol is helping him up...

And stealing his wallet!

Look at that.

Yeongcheol keeps talking to Old Man Kim

so that he sobers up.

He's asking for his bank account PIN number!

This is why our village has no secrets.

Isn't it great to live here?

Oh, come on, sir!

Hello, sir.

Goodness.

Troublemaker Ryu Jeongnam. Why are you here?

I am not, sir. I'm a new person now.

Sir.

It's been a while. Aren't you glad to see me?

No, I'm not glad to see you.

Sir!

Don't be like that. I'm going to be good.

Our village is getting a factory.

I'm going to get a job there as a driver.

Put in a good word for me with the manager.

I hear you two are close.

Alright, I will.

Gosh, asking me for such things...

Hold on...

Hello? It's me.

You know that kid, Jeongnam?

The ugly guy?

No, he's not.

He's even uglier now.

So anyway, he wants to be a driver.

He's a great driver.

No accidents over 8 years

and no license either.

Does he drink and drive?

Nonsense!

He never drinks and drives.

Right! He drinks as he drives.

Alright. It would be nice if you could do that.

Sir.

What did he say? Will he give me a job?

If he sees you, he'll kill you.

Oh, come on, sir!

Eldest...

You're the eldest.

Sir, do you think this newly elected president

will be able to save the economy?

Economy...

That's all useless.

What would happen if Korea's economy advanced?

All the people would be happy

and go out for beef.

But what would happen if they went out for beef?

Everyone would be energized

and would work hard.

But what would happen if you worked hard?

You'd make a lot of money.

But what would happen if you made a lot of money?

You'd be happy

and go out for beef.

But what would happen if you went out for beef?

You'd get more energized

and work even harder.

But what would happen if you worked even harder?

You'd make even more money.

But what would happen if you made

even more money?

You'd be happy

and go out for beef!

No.

If you made all that money,

you wouldn't just settle for beef.

You'd go out for lobster!

Oh, come on, sir!

Sir.

I can't live in this silly village any longer!

- Gosh, Munjae... / - I can't!

Listen to me.

Here comes Myeonghun, the village idiot.

Hello, sir.

Hey, there.

Myeonghun, what brings you here?

My mom has no appetite these days

so I'm going to make her a tasty meal.

Oh, that's very nice.

You do that.

Munjae.

Why do you keep calling Myeonghun an idiot?

He's a great son.

Sir! Look!

Look at Myeonghun!

Gosh, Myeonghun.

- You're resting the meat? / - Yes!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

Let it rest nicely.

Sorry.

Gosh, he's an idiot!

- Why would you say that? / - He's a fool!

Just hold on.

Look! Look at him, sir!

Gosh, it's not just galbi.

- It's Idong galbi. / - Yes!

Very good.

Idong galbi is the best kind of galbi.

- He's a fool. / - Listen to me.

- That's ridiculous! / - Just stay still.

Please listen to me.

I quit!

- A head of kimchi? / - Yes!

- Great work, Myeonghun! / - Yes!

For more infomation >> Elders | 어르신 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 5:42.

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Sensitive Castle | 감수성 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 9:15.

(Sensitive Castle)

With the savages from the north invading,

Pyeongyangseong, Bukhansanseong

and Namhansanseong has fallen.

Sensitive Castle is the last remaining fortress.

The generals of Sensitive Castle

are known to be very sensitive.

I am very concerned.

It's been 10 years since the war started.

How is the war not over yet?

Your Highness, you haven't eaten a single meal

worrying about the nation. This is very serious.

Your Highness, how about

you eat some of these to preserve yourself?

What do you think you're doing?

The people and the soldiers are starving to death.

You want me to eat this just for myself?

This stupid thing!

My mom made that...

Sorry, man...

"This stupid things?"

The ones you buy don't look like that.

Right? I can just wipe it off and eat it.

- Forget it. I'll just pick it up. / - I'm sorry.

Your Highness!

Your Highness, the enemy may have retreated

but they might attack soon...

They might attack soon?

If you try to die, you'll live.

If you try to live, you'll die.

Who's going to die on the front line?

Why you...

You call yourselves generals of a nation?

Do that all you want. You'll only tire yourself out.

It doesn't hurt at all?

Did you do something?

You feel no pain?

I don't have anything there.

That's one good thing.

- Lucky you. / - I'm jealous.

Your Highness!

Your Highness, how about

we call Sensitive Castle's greatest thinker,

Daegal Gongmyeong?

Very good.

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Did you call for me, Your Highness?

Daegal Gongmyeong,

do you have a plan to defeat the enemy?

I have a great plan.

What is it?

We'll infiltrate enemy territory

without them seeing us.

How will we avoid being seen?

I have the ability to go beyond time and space.

I can teleport.

- Teleport? / - How can you do that?

I'll show you.

He's going to teleport?

Look at that. Look at that, Your Highness.

Is this even possible?

This is impossible!

I don't believe it.

Your Highness.

I'll be back, Your Highness.

Be back?

Daegal Gongmyeong.

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Your Highness!

- Only his clothes. / - He's gone!

Nobody in the clothes!

- It's a success! / - He did it!

He did it.

This means... We can win!

We can...

What are you doing?

Get out!

I wish Kim Junho would die.

He's so random.

Your Highness!

Your Highness.

The people would like to offer up some goods.

- During this war? / - Yes.

- Bring them in. / - Bring them in!

All these rare items in the middle of a war.

Your Highness.

Please take care of yourself.

Thank you.

- How can I eat this? / - Your Highness!

Just in case,

please allow me to inspect these first.

This is rare fruit.

- This one is fine. / - It's fine.

This one...

This one's fine too.

It's a savage!

How did you know?

You scum!

You scum!

Amazing, you hid yourself as a watermelon!

You scum...

Why are you here?

You think I'd tell you?

An envoy will come to save me soon!

Big bro!

What's going on here?

Who are you?

I'm an envoy from China.

Let this hostage go at once.

Don't be ridiculous!

I knew you'd be like this.

You think I don't know your ploy?

In return for releasing this hostage,

you'll ask for 500 military rations, 200 war horses

and 300 rolls of silk!

As well as a route to retreat!

No.

Really?

None of that stuff?

Not at all.

- None of it? / - You're totally off.

- Not even one? / - Not even one.

Right?

None of those, right?

I thought I was going a bit overboard

as I was saying that stuff.

It did seem a bit excessive.

Looks like that won't work.

That won't work. Got to call someone. An expert.

A professional.

Geez, what a bunch of fools.

Seize these fools!

Make them kneel.

Get on your knees!

I'll never do that.

Kneel!

I'll never do that!

You can't kneel because your thighs are too fat?

It's because of my pride!

I can kneel if I want!

You think my thighs are too fat for me to kneel?

- Try kneeling. / - Want to see? Want to see?

Watch, watch.

See! See!

I can kneel! I'm kneeling!

Of course, there's a lot of space here.

Just a bit.

But I can kneel!

Geez...

You guys...

Must be mistaken since I'm fat.

But don't get it twisted.

I'm here on this set for the Gag Concert special

and it's been a while.

I haven't seen Shin Bongseon in a while

and she said, "Gosh, how did you get even fatter?

That's because you do so many food shows.

You're eating whenever I turn the TV on."

Reruns!

Those are reruns!

I don't do those shows all the time!

They play 200 reruns of those shows a month!

I do so many food shows?

I only do two!

"The Nations' Big Three" and "Delicious Guys!"

Just 2!

I only eat like that twice a week!

So you think every morning I get up and I'm like...

Time to go shoot a food show.

Eat a bunch of lunch boxes for breakfast.

Lunch! Time to do another food show!

Fried chicken!

Dinner! Another food show shoot!

Eat a ton of pizza and at 2 or 3 a.m.,

it's time for another food show!

Pork hocks, boiled pork and...

You think I'm like that?

You think my weekly schedule is...

♪ Lunch box, chicken, pizza and pork ♪

Is that my schedule?

Gosh...

Of course, if I wanted to, I could eat like that!

But I do not!

You think I'm some super ultra mega real pig?

Don't get me wrong.

In the inside, I'm very skinny!

What are you doing?

He's sweating broth. Seize them!

Yes, Your Highness!

Kneel!

You fat pigs.

What?

Right to our faces?

Tell me where your king is.

I'll never tell you.

Little bro, you must never tell them!

Not a single word!

- Got it? / - Don't worry, big bro!

- That's it. General Lee! / - Yes, Your Highness!

Tell us.

I'll never tell you!

- Tell us! / - I'll never tell you!

Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Tell us!

Now, it's your turn.

Halfway up the mountain.

Near the 7th ridge.

If you go look over, you can see it.

Halfway up the mountain?

There's a forked road.

It's a lot faster going left.

- So you... / - Let me go!

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

That looked really painful.

I really hate getting hit.

You call yourself a big bro? Why you...

Forget this. My feelings are hurt. I'm leaving.

- Where do you think you're going? / - You scum!

Your Highness, we've caught two savages!

Play music so the people know of our victory!

For more infomation >> Sensitive Castle | 감수성 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 9:15.

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We Need To Talk | 대화가 필요해 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 9:26.

(We Need to Talk)

Let's eat.

Dear...

It's about Dongmin...

Pipe down!

I told you never to mention him in front of me.

From this moment on,

he is no longer my son. You got that?

How dare that brat leave home?

How dare you come crawling back here?

What? Huh? What? What? What?

Huh? Huh? Huh? What? What? What? What?

You're cold, hungry and broke

so you started to miss home?

Get out.

You're no longer a part of this family.

Get out now!

Dongmin, apologize to your father now. Hurry!

I... Went to a field trip.

You haven't graduated yet?

No.

How old are you this year?

19.

Not 39?

Let's eat.

Dear.

Try some of the kimchi.

It's nice and ripe.

What is this?

Cut the kimchi up!

How am I supposed to eat these big pieces?

Kimchi doesn't taste good cut up.

Kimchi tastes best when it's torn.

This is how you really enjoy it.

Here. Have some.

Did you wash your hands?

Just try some.

That's so salty!

Dongmin, you try a piece too.

I don't want to.

Why not?

It's too spicy.

Spicy?

Here.

Now.

That's so dirty!

Dongmin! You have to eat your kimchi.

I made this kimchi with love

and it's filled with healthy colon bacillus.

It's lactobacillus.

It's filled with lactobacillus so it's good for you.

- Try some now. / - I don't want to! I don't want to!

"I don't want to! I don't want to!"

Gosh! Even when you're annoyed

it seems so cute to me!

You make so many kinds of faces.

You're like a turkey.

It's pitta. Pitta!

You ignorant woman!

You're such an embarrassment!

Please! Please! Please!

Gosh... Don't be so loud.

You almost burst my Fallopian tubes.

It's cochlea.

Geez... Let's eat.

Um...

Mom and dad.

I have something to say.

I'm not going to college.

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

It's not like that. I'm really not going.

What are you babbling about?

Think about your situation before talking.

Don't be ridiculous and study hard, you brat!

I'm really not going to college.

I'm going to work.

I know how much you make driving a cab, dad.

Even if I got into college, who's going to pay

that expensive tuition?

It's not like our family owns

any land like other people do.

Look at the mouth on this boy.

When did I ever tell you to worry about money?

How dare you talk to your father like that?

Stand up. Stand up!

Stand up, boy!

Get on all fours.

What did I do wrong?

You think you didn't do anything wrong?

How dare you glare at your father?

You're going to get a beating

until I hear you say you're sorry.

Got it? Down on all fours!

Fine then.

Go at it all you want then.

But even if I'm about to die,

I'll never apologize.

You brat...

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

No! I'm sorry!

I'm about to die!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

- Sit down, fool! / - I'm sorry...

Sit down!

Don't mess around with your dad.

Or you'll really get a beating.

You're still coughing?

You've been coughing for an entire month.

Maybe you should go to the hospital.

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Anyone home?

I'm from Gag Insurance.

An insurance company?

I'd like to talk about life insurance.

Life insurance? We don't need that.

Please go.

I called him.

What's going on?

You're so healthy. You don't need health insurance.

It's good to be prepared.

So what are the conditions?

$30,000 if you're diagnosed with cancer

and $300,000 for your death.

Death insurance?

Dad...

Why are you doing this?

I'm going to study hard from now on.

I'll be a good son!

Dear...

Why are you doing this?

You worked so hard...

For our family to get by.

Just a few more years

and Dongmin will be all grown up.

Don't be like this...

Don't do this!

The living should continue to live!

After death... After death...

How will the rest of the family live?

Gosh! I don't want this!

I don't want to hear you talking like this.

And I don't want you thinking like that either!

Dear! Don't be like this!

Don't cry. I'm fine.

Don't cry.

Where do you need a signature?

Right here.

Sign it.

Member Shin Bongseon.

Please sign.

- It's not life insurance for you? / - That's bad luck!

I'm going to live forever!

Are you insane?

For more infomation >> We Need To Talk | 대화가 필요해 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 9:26.

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Custard Recipe | How To Make Custard Pudding With Custard Powder | Plain Custard Recipe - Duration: 2:55.

For more infomation >> Custard Recipe | How To Make Custard Pudding With Custard Powder | Plain Custard Recipe - Duration: 2:55.

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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 10:55.

(Acting Idols)

Today...

A blockbuster movie about flying birds.

We'll start the auditions for

"The Queen of Quails."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

I came from shooting "Angry Birds."

My outfit's a bit extreme, isn't it?

Hold on...

This fake beak looks very real.

That's my mouth.

Why does it protrude so much?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They say I'm filled with cuteness!

You look like you're filled with anger.

I'll show you my acting.

- Don't. / - Here I go.

Can you show me the script?

It's a scene of me on an outing with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Okay! Action!

Honey.

Do you know what today is?

I don't know and I don't care.

What?

It's our 100th day together.

Are you some kind of bird brain?

Why are you talking about yourself?

Honey, I'm hungry. Feed me some rice rolls.

There's something that suits you better. Hold on.

Yummy.

Oh, come on!

What are you doing?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They want to go far away with me!

They want to shoot you with a slingshot.

You're out! Go sit down.

I'm going.

Excuse me. Can you help me?

Help with what?

We'll bill you for the damaged chair.

I'm sorry.

Next candidate, come on in.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe the set-up is key in acting.

Right, the set-up is important.

Then what kind of acting will you show us?

I'll play a man trapped in a tunnel.

Great.

Just relax. Action.

What?

I'm trapped in a tunnel?

What do I do?

Why are you dancing?

The set-up is that I'm trapped in Tunnel night club.

It's not a night club. It's a real tunnel.

Look around you.

Hello? Is anyone there?

I think I see someone.

Are you okay?

Oh, you're okay?

Then hold on.

Nice.

Why did you take a photo?

The set-up is that I met Ha Jungwoo in the tunnel.

Don't come up with things like that.

You're out!

He's always coming up with weird things...

Not a single normal person at this audition.

Who's going to be in this movie?

I'll do that movie!

I'm a big fan.

A true actress that works any job!

So nice to meet you, Jimin!

- As expected... / - So refreshing.

As an actress, you're using mist for skin care.

It's soju.

Share it with your skin.

Why would you share soju with your skin?

Give me the script.

The script? Pass me the script please.

- Here. / - Let's see...

Goodness! I love the story!

Wait, what is this?

There's a scene where they shoot a commercial

of my fair skin!

I'll use a double for this.

Isn't it good for an actress to have fair skin?

You need makeup to make your skin fair.

Makeup adds weight, so I'll get fat.

It doesn't add that much weight...

And what is this?

What?

There's a scene where I'm matched up

at a night club!

Hold on, sir...

I don't go near night clubs for my image!

But you'll be set up with Park Bogum.

I'll let them drag me to him.

I have experience.

I'll pretend to get drunk off oolong tea.

And what is this?

What? What? What is it?

There's a scene where I cuss

and fight with my friend!

This isn't proper for an actress.

We're taking this out.

I'll do it.

I have experience.

I've been told I'm more trashy than lovely

so I can nail this scene.

Oh, right.

Can I hold up my middle finger?

Not now! Not now, Jimin.

Do you want be chewed out by me, Jimin?

Chewing will make me fat.

Gosh, I'm so upset!

You're out! Go sit down.

Why am I out?

What kind of actress acts like that?

Next candidate, come on in.

Ma'am, what brings you here?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left

are struggling roles like a massage shop lady...

There are no struggling roles in acting.

No matter how your character struggles,

you give it your all

to portray the role cleanly.

This is the spirit of acting!

I am merely a native that has embraced nature.

Ma'am, that's great and all.

But you have too much white on your tongue.

Maybe it's from drinking coffee.

I'll start acting as the massage shop lady.

Welcome, ma'am.

A foot massage?

Please have a seat.

I'll just remove your socks

and press some acupressure points...

It seems your feet are very weary, ma'am.

Maybe you stepped in fast-fermented bean paste.

Ma'am, I can't take this any longer!

How could they smell so...

Ma'am.

Your acting is too busy.

There is no busy in acting.

I was clearly expressing the lady's love for herself

as she would massage her own arm

after checking that the customer

has fallen asleep during the massage.

This is the spirit of acting!

This is so tiring!

Alright. I get it.

I get it, ma'am.

I get it.

Hurry and show us the scene

of the massage shop lady

giving a customer a back massage...

You're going to hit my mouth.

- I guess not. / - There is no hurry in acting.

In acting, you spread out the seeds

that are emotions and it comes out when

the flower that is acting blooms.

I am merely a delicate dandelion spore.

Look at that dandelion spore.

Hold on. Hold on.

That sounded like cussing so please be quiet.

I'm itching to say something...

She's still young...

Please blow on me.

I don't know if you'll fly away...

Gosh! Landed!

I'll plant my roots.

A sprout grows

And the stem grows.

And the flower...

Ouch!

What's wrong?

Someone just stepped on me.

It's difficult for a flower to bloom.

Grow, grow.

Bloom!

- The flower has bloomed. / - Okay.

Now that the flower has bloomed,

I'll start the scene as the massage shop lady.

You'd like a back massage?

We do traditional Thai back massages

so I'll step on your back from above.

How's that? Does it feel good?

Everyone else said it felt good.

Why aren't you answering?

Ma'am!

Why are you foaming at the mouth?

I should've only used half my weight!

You're out.

Gosh... I guess my acting is impure.

You should do something about your white tongue.

Today's audition is totally ruined.

Geez! There's nobody to play the lead!

You have one right here!

♪ Standing, sitting, sleeping ♪

You're more of a veteran actress than she is...

Hello.

So what brings you here?

Care is what I need.

It's not care.

This is an audition.

You have to show us acting you prepared.

I prepared something.

What kind of acting?

From the movie, "Nameless Gangster."

Is there a famous actress in that movie?

Your chief lives in Namchon, doesn't he?

Fool! I eat dinner with your chief

and go to the sauna with him!

♪ Everything I did ♪

Hold on.

Why did you suddenly start talking like that?

Fine, I'll do something else.

"Guardian."

"Guardian?" Sounds great.

Please do it properly.

Action!

Whether the weather is nice

or the weather is foul

or the weather is moderate...

All the time I spent with you...

- Radiant, it was! / - Geez...

Radiant, it was.

- Stop that! / - Fine dust, it was.

That's forcing it too much. I'm sorry but

you're out.

Don't underestimate me.

I threw the first pitch for game 5

of the Korean Series!

You didn't throw the first pitch!

I did throw the first pitch!

Wearing lingerie!

Bacteria's Secret.

Bacteria?

Hold on! Don't get too close!

Hold on.

Alright.

They really hate it.

Well, I don't like you.

So you're dressed for a first pitch

but you have no ball.

I have one here! Bra padding!

For more infomation >> Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 10:55.

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Footy Golf | Mobile Game Review - Duration: 2:40.

Hello.

Today, I'll show you a game called Footy Golf.

The gameplay is similar to that of Angry Birds.

You'll hold and adjust the angle.

So that the golf ball can get into the goal.

Ah, goal.

This game is pretty easy to play.

All you have to do is get the ball into the goal.

There are many maps waiting to be unlocked.

Each map requires a certain score to unlock.

These needs 80.

The next ones require 130.

The number of star will decide if we can open the next map.

The game is simple from the graphic to the gameplay.

However, I don't hear any bgm, that might be a minus.

That's just my personal opinion. What about you?

You can comment your thoughts below.

See you next time. Bye.

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