Have you ever wanted your very own custom Pat Fleet recording to use on your voicemail outgoing message or as your cell phone ringtone?
Maybe an outgoing message that reads your telephone number to give it an air of legitimacy
to ward off telemarketers, scammers, bill collectors, or other pests?
Or a message that will make your friends and family laugh
... or that will confound and confuse them?
Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK.
Donate $5 ... OR MORE ... and a custom message with studio quality sound will be my gift to you for your donation.
If you would like your very own:
Go to www.patreon.com/thisisarecording (Link is in the description)
When the payment is posted, contact me through Patreon with what you would like your recording to say.
I have compiled a database of the words and phrases available which you can view in at the link in the description.
For your convenience, I have categorized some of the words and phrases.
To sort, select the column you would like to sort then in the menu click data then sort sheet by column.
Be creative and have fun incorporating phrases such as "Abandon all hope ye who dial here"
"Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a pink polar bear"
"So.. Do you dial here often?"
"We're off gambling and getting drunk" "This is not
"We're all busy with our hangovers"
"This is not the extension you are looking for" "All lines are full of complaining customers"
"All lines are full of complaining customers"
"We're sorry. We can't let you do that."
Then continue your donation to enable more work being completed on the sites. Such as
- Generating all the tones for International Phone Tones.
It's a time consuming process.
The next version of the site you will see will be the completed version.
- About 5 years ago, I took the site down to rerecord the sounds.
The earliest versions of the sounds were recorded using a speakerphone and microphone and occasionally
you could hear a cockateil chirping in the background.
I put the site back up with these new rerecorded sounds, intending to readd the ones I was
unable to rerecord.
But I never did finish.
One example of such a recording is
- More Touch Tone Music.
- Touch Tone Music remixes.
For peak absurdity.
So, help a sister out, get something in return.
It's a win-win!
If would like to help but can not donate, please share this video on social media like
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Thanks for watching and thanks to everyone who becomes a Patron.
Links and video script are in the description.
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