Hello, Internet, and welcome to Kohful and Karnov's Krazy Kavalcade of Khaos!
I did not come up with this name.
We were given art sent in by viewers and now we look at them while drinking mead and possibly
firing missiles at them.
Substitute mead for vodka, and missiles for breathe fire, and you have good idea of Karnov
evening most times.
We are not allowed in museums or art galleries anymore.
But we sometimes go anyway because they cannot keep out a Saab 37 Viggen fighter jet.
Ha ha!
If you are not knowing story of Karnov and Kohful, you can watch episodes of Weird Show:
Karnov, Trio of Punch, and Aero Fighters.
Or not do.
Karnov is not your dad.
...unless you are under age of 30 and from these parts of former Soviet Union, in which
case, there is strong possibility Karnov your dad.
I don't think this is me in this picture, unless I have been turned into some kind of
chicken man.
And I don't know what happened to you, Karnov.
Is that a T-shirt or did you write "Egg Man" into your chest in sharpie?
Karnov not know what Kohful talking about!
Karnov Eggman!
Karnov destroy Green Hill Zone with breath of a thousand fires!
Eggman also breathe fire now.
This is some kind of wrestling meme Karnov not understanding?
This is a very accurate drawing of my physique except that I am not currently suplexing wolverines.
And where did you get that topknot?
Is fake!
Karnov get topknot wig to trick wrestling foes to make grab hair, only hair come off
and foe's hands too full of hair to anticipate Karnov next move.
Know what is Karnov's next move?
Fire?
Breathe fire!
Is unbeatable wrestling move!
And if referee is not counting down, Karnov make breathe fire on referee!
And referee's dog!
Then marry referee's wife.
It is all planned out for Karnov.
Karnov still remember of time Kohful made Karnov watch Room movie.
Was not good time for Karnov.
Ha ha!
It was a great movie to watch drunk, on a giant PSP mounted on the wall.
Karnov also found it weird that Kohful have poster of Karnov greatest ninja enemy.
I originally made the poster after Tee-Bee lost in a pinball game!
He said "I won!" and I said "I won!"
And then made a poster calling him a loser.
Haha!
I don't remember adding the ninja guy.
That's Kamakura!
He told Karnov not to put fire to turtle!
Karnov say Karnov will anyway!
Hah!
Karnov got turned into ghost but was moral victory for Karnov.
Usually when Karnov plays Strip Go Fish, it goes better for Karnov.
There were supposed to be more ladies, but they fell out of my plane when I had to do
a barrel roll with the canopy open.
But that was the fastest way to get back to Sweden from space.
One lady who did show up turn out to be best at Go Fish.
Was very difficult for Karnov to beat, especially with Karnov have only wear pants and wrist
bands.
Ha ha ha, that was my sister!
Aside from her skill at card games, she is also excellent at staying inside spinning
airplanes.
Kohful have to strip in front of sister?
That is... strangely arousing for Karnov.
This is accurate portrayal of Karnov's make beating of Kohful at wrestling.
Ha ha ha!
My friend, I have wrestled a moose!
Your only trick is breathing fire.
You do not even have "headlock" in your vocabulary.
Karnov have all kinds headlock in vocabulary!
Karnov very eloquent when time to make speak about make headlock!
There is standing headlock, reverse kneeling headlock, hammerhead headlock from side...
this is Karnov signature South Soviet one-knee headlock.
Impervious to escape by Swedish wrestlers who only know Swedish headlock!
None of those are real things.
Karnov not know why Karnov immersed in world of video game classic Zombies Ate Karnov Neighbours
I think this is a reference to your story about fighting a giant baby.
Giant baby look nothing like that!
This is inaccurate rendition of Karnov battle.
Baby not on fire, baby not rampaging.
There is only two things that happen to baby and they were rampage followed by fire.
Also, Kohful was not being there, was only Karnov bravely defeat giant baby!
Maybe this is a different giant baby that we fight together.
Might be future drinking story!
Karnov make some calls, find wizard who make more giant baby.
This is pretty good picture to Karnov.
What is so great?
I am not even in it!
What not to like?
Has Karnov, has fire!
Karnov particularly likes Egyptian necklace collar which Karnov plundered from treasure
hoard when fighting three-headed eagle dragon over pit of deadly electric cobras.
These are supposed to be pictures of us together!
I should be there, wearing THREE Egyptian collars!
And body-slamming some kind of
robot.
Maybe Kohful is there.
Maybe fire in background is exploded jet of Kohful.
The only way that my jet would have exploded behind you is if I crashed it on purpose.
Which I do!
Often!
Hahahahahaha!
This is from time wizard turn Karnov and Kohful into babies.
Every time you meet a wizard there are babies involved.
Every time, babies!
He even shrunk my jet, but it became too small even for a baby to pilot.
She.
What?
Wizard SHE.
Wizard can be woman.
I can't tell if it's more progressive to say a baby-crazy wizard is a woman.
Karnov not know.
Karnov just tell facts.
Wizard was woman and turn Karnov and Kohful into babies.
Karnov thank you for sending art!
This good times for Karnov.
Next time, send more pictures of me, Kohful!
Or not do.
Kohful is not your dad either.
What's that?
I can't hear you over the sound of eight simultaneous missiles!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
So anyway, click like and subscribe for more Karnov.
Goodbye.
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