So, recently Dronez came up to me and taught me this like...
pressure point thumb move and at first...
I just thought it was like...
a massage party trick, but it is definitely not that.
I have so many survival techniques and tactics.
You know, I try to share them as often as I can.
And it was really cool that it seemed to resonate with Haylee.
Step one, take your thumb.
Step two, put the thumb on a little point.
Step three, they fall to the ground.
I don't know if they're dead. I don't know what they are
but it works.
I feel like I am on a new plane.
It's like I'm beyond social media, I'm beyond the internet,
it is just... me.
Haylee's taken the boy that was inside of me...
and thrown him off the boy roof.
Welcome to man Cody. I'm excited to be a man now.
You know, steaks, guns, knives.
I'm just gonna be walkin' down the street by myself.
It's so exciting just to be creating by the bottle...
and with the latest album that I've put together...
it's just, I feel unstoppable.
I feel like I have the world on a string.
As the father figure of the house...
I'd like to say a few words.
A father can't be a father without his family...
and I thank you all for making me realize that I'm a daddy.
Dronez is daddy.
And when a daddy sees his family messed with, he comes back hard.
And we all know there's been a certain social media presence...
that's been infiltrating our world.
That's right.
I've devised a plan to throw this motherfucker down.
I mean, I think we can say his name.
Let's all say it together.
Zack... Jake.
Yes.
Is... going... down.
Yes.
You know I'm having a hard time deciphering what brings me more joy,
this new family that has been created in this house
that I'm the father of...
or the fact that I'm about to burn Zack Jake's life down.
I feel like legally, it's better for me not to know...
or not to talk about what Dronez is gonna do to Zack Jake,
but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Today,
I will be going live across all platforms...
to tell my fans about the true me.
Today is, um, a big day for me.
My makeup wipes will not only be removing my makeup...
they will be wiping away the fear that was there before.
And I'm just gonna go out there and I'm just gonna be me.
You know Haylee and I, we talked...
and we're gonna reveal something very special tonight.
Professional discussion.
Uh, at the beginning of all this you all were being some real little bitches,
but you gotta go through pain for growth...
and what we have truly done together is grow.
Growth!
Cheers!
Ay, cheers. Ay, here's to the core four.
The core four!
Aw, yeah! Core four.
If I may...
my main bitches, my girls.
Ay, sip it down.
Um, are these plastic?
[DRONEZ] Yeah, it's all plastic.
Doesn't make a noise, really, does it?
I just think that through all of this what I've learned--
We toa-- we-- we toasted already.
Our glasses touched.
Everybody's glasses touched.
There's officially been a toast.
We don't really need to do it again.
[HAYLEE] That was cute.
Guys, I am lovin' this energy.
Let's dig into this beautiful bounty that I have prepared for us,
but before that, let me just bless the food.
Don't put the wa--
Don't.
Dose!
Guelagetza.
( PHONE RINGING )
A pleasant morning to you.
(SKYY OVER PHONE) Dose! My guy! How you doin'?!
Oh, Skyy, I didn't know you had my number.
This is so kind and considerate of you.
SKYY (OVER PHONE) I don't know if you're aware...
but your single is fucking everywhere.
I have a team headed your way...
to do some press this afternoon.
Oh, well, thank you so much for calling, Skyy. I-- thank you.
(SKYY OVER PHONE) Alright, love you. Skyy out. Always look--
Yes!
Knock, knock. Who's there? What's up, Jeremy?
Hey, Dronez.
What you got there, what you workin' with?
A little Macbook Pro?
Oh, a little editing.
Yeah, it's older, it's an old work horse.
Ah, I hear that. I'm more of a Linux guy myself.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, that's what I get wild on.
Yeah, I do love tech. I mean, I love video files.
I love mp4.
H.264.
Same.
I love MOV's.
Same.
Um... JPEG.
You like TIFFs?
Absolutely. I mean, I could spot a TIFF-- this is a TIFF.
I was sayin' that.
I could spot 'em everywhere.
I was sayin' that.
I do know a lot about tech.
I know about JPEGs, um...
I know about codecs.
So, you could say I'm an expert.
I'm actually working on some stuff right now...
if you wanna take a-- take a little peek.
Oh, I'd love to-- yeah, touch my fingers with those keys--
Yeah. Wanna see?
I'd love to, dude.
I actually had a great little moment with Jeremy.
You know, when I first got here, I saw his face...
and I knew I was gonna hate him, but I was wrong, man.
He's a techy just like me and we fuckin' clicked, man.
You know, I got a little uh...
plan that I'm working on...
and I could use a right-hand man for this.
Absolutely, count me in, a hundred percent.
If you wanna join forces, we could tag-team this thing...
like no one's ever tag-teamed anything.
A hundred percent, I'm in.
Rock it up.
I've-- literally nothing to do.
You know, if you would've told me I would be taking down...
an influencer with the help of a Vimeo director named Jeremy...
I would've told you to go home, but here I am...
at my home, doin' it.
I've actually kind of been losing my mind in here so...
really any kind of stimulation--
I'm eager to just get out of that garage.
Great timing.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, too.
This is probably gonna take a really long time.
How long are we gonna do this?
I don't know. Probably until it's night time.
I have a lot to say.
It's-- it's-- it's a while 'til sundown.
It's like noon.
Yeah.
We're gonna tell all of our followers exactly who we are.
You're a regular, 22-year-old man...
who's ready to get on with his life.
Yes. I'm 22 and by the way, you look amazing without any makeup.
Thank you.
Oh shit. We're in, dude.
Oh, okay, wow. What are you seein'?
Like, I'm balls deep in this dude's life right now.
The network is tied to his juice machine?
To his Sonicare toothbrush?
I could turn on his toothbrush right now.
Why are these WiFi-enabled devices?
Even the security cam is on it.
Okay, that's good. You can use those.
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
Your time to shine, baby.
No, Jeremy, it's our time.
Let's shine.
How we doin'?
Well, looks like the whole group has devised a plan...
to take down Zack Jake.
Anything else?
Cody and Haylee are coming clean on social media...
Jeremy and Dronez are hacking together, and Lil Dose seems...
to be on top of his game since he started drinking that water.
Molly, we are gonna be filthy rich.
And I couldn't have done it without you.
Thanks. Thank you.
Ditto.
I mean, the-- yeah.
Just take the compliment.
Yeah, okay.
Punch in on Dronez.
Yeah.
Three,
Two,
One...
we're live.
Wassup, everybody?! We got Dronez right here.
Hi, I'm Peter Dennis with Pulze Magazing...
and I'm here with musician, Lil Dose.
Guelagetza.
Wow. Never have I heard that.
I got news for you...
I've been on a special ops mission...
creating a nice, little treat that I'm about to
unleash on the world right now.
So sit back, buckle in...
all you Zack fans are gonna love this.
Hey, Haylee hoes.
It's me,
Hi Haylee.
Fuck, that isn't even my real name.
My real name
is Tess.
Hey, this isn't easy, but
this is a breakup, okay?
I'm breaking up with all of my boyfriends and girlfriends.
I'm not 14, I'm 22 and it's finally time for me to
you know, let go of my boyhood and like hold on to my manhood.
To me, it sounds like urban water, you know, it's a little--
I don't know if this is okay to say this
I'm aware of my privilege, but I know that it is urban water.
I mean, you-- you would agree.
Um... alright.
Let's see what's goin' on over at little Zack's house.
What's he doin'?
The fuck?!
Alright, let's move into his DMs a little bit.
See what he has in here.
I actually do have quite a few people I need to apologize to.
All of my interns, the entire wait staff of Miller's Bar and Tavern,
I'd like to apologize for going as Oprah Winfrey
to Cara's Halloween party.
That was all the stuff from 2014.
I wanna transition now to all the stuff that I did in 2015.
Let me be clear, okay?!
I'm a man!
But that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop showing feet.
Let's clean out this Instagram account and start fresh.
Batch. Deleting. Gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gone.
Gone!
The sound of this beverage you're talking about
it sounds both foreign and urban.
No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Gulegetza is the present.
It's so cool, because, you know, as a journalist...
rarely do I get to interview artists...
who collaborate with beverages.
It's a first for me, believe it or not.
Welcome to hour three of, uh, my livestream.
I'm not a 14-year-old boy and, uh, these are my feet.
I see that there's a lot of people who said that...
they're unfollowing me and blocking me...
because of the way I look and you know what?
I don't care anymore.
I'm proud of who I am.
I'm proud of what I look like...
a slightly above-average woman who's white.
A little bit hotter.
What the fuck?
This is an unsafe temperature for any human being...
so do not be tryin' this at home.
His electric bill's gonna be like, really high.
Yeah, that's why we're doin' it.
Oh, what do we have here? Zack Jake is tryin' to leave.
I don't think so.
Well, looks like Caroline is packin' her bags and leavin'.
Looks like Zack is losin' all his clothes
and his friends.
Gulegetza.
[DIRECTOR] And... cut.
Alright. Thanks a lot, Lil Dose.
Of course.
That was great.
Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
Really-- I think it's a really good interview, right?
Yeah, you're uh-- you're like urban, urban, that's uh...
a thing you say a lot? Urban.
When-- when you-- when you gotta.
Uh-huh.
Uh, yeah.
I was just trying to-- you know, I went to grad school...
we talk a lot about that type of, uh, discourse.
Do you-- do you do foreign studies?
You do a lot of foreign studies?
Yeah... many... yeah-- in my-- yeah.
Ay, it was great. I think it's gonna edit--
It's gonna edit together really awesome.
Yeah, uh-huh, what'd you really think about Gulegetza?
Oh, it tastes really bad. That's awful stuff.
Fuckin' idiot.
What?
Nothing. Uh... we good here?
Did you guys get everything you need?
Oh yeah, actually, um, if you wouldn't mind--
would you mind taking a few photos?
Yeah, sure, alright, let's knock that out.
Okay, cool.
I'm starting to get a lot of comments saying I should've...
ended this livestream hours ago and I get it but also, um...
we're gonna go for uh, another two.
We're gonna go for another two hours, um...
oh, Caroline.
What's up? This is my friend Caroline.
How did-- how'd you get in?
The door was open.
Um, are you okay?
No, he's completely lost his mind.
Who? Zack?
Yeah.
Zack Jake has gone insane.
pretty wild stuff...that's
but I kinda got my own thing goin' on right now.
I'm still on my livestream.
Uh, I became a man, uh, recently, uh, thanks to Haylee.
Thank you, Haylee. Um...
Man, are you seeing these comments?
These kids are really mad.
Dude, I know they are fired up. It's all part of it.
Um... what's it mean-- what's this knock-knock stuff?
Why are they-- they're all commenting that.
They're saying... you're gonna pay for what you did.
They say answer the door.
Holy shit.
Dude, dude, dude, we're getting SWAT-ed, bro.
What?
We're getting SWAT-ed, man.
What is that?!
That's when someone calls a bomb threat to your house...
and the fucking cops come on and SWAT you.
[JEREMY] So the cops are coming?
[DRONEZ] Yeah, they're coming, dude.
( INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER )
You're way too calm right now!
The main focus you wanna have is do not get shot!
That sounds smart.
Okay, we need to lay down, face down.
Okay.
Lay down, face down.
Hands wide. Hands out, hands wide. On the ground.
Okay.
I can't believe these fuckers swatted us, man.
Gotta be kidding me.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Caroline, why are you so sweaty?
Ah!
Which one of you motherfuckers is fuckin' with my smart house?!
Oh! Caroline!
What are you doin' here, huh?!
Traitor! I swear to God.
I'll protect-- I'm a man. I'm a man now.
You've heard of dabbin' on them haters...
well I'm gonna stab on them haters!
Come here!
Zack, stop it!
Shut the fuck up! Where is Dronez?!
You guys should go, too.
It's a really bad idea for you guys to be standin' around...
doin' what you're doin' like this right now.
Yeah.
If they come in-- if they SWAT while you're here...
you're gonna get shot.
Yeah.
Get as far away from us as you possibly can.
I'm gonna scalp this kid!
Zack, I'm gonna need you to calm down.
Scalp this man.
I'm serious!
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
I feel like a real man.
[CAROLINE] Calm down, it's okay.
No, no, no, no! You calm down! I'm fine!
I gave you everything! It's not okay.
[CAROLINE] We can work this out, Zack. It's gonna be fine, okay?
Get away from me. Get the fuck down here, Dronez!
I know you're here, you little bitch!
I just wanna say this is a really special moment...
you know, if I could share a SWAT with anyone...
I'm really glad it will be you.
That's one of the weirdest things anyone's ever said...
to me and this is one of the weirdest experiences...
I've ever been through in my entire life.
You're gonna go to prison for the rest of your life.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are.
No! I don't wanna go to prison.
I know you don't wanna go to prison...
you're gonna lose so many followers.
I'm about to step up and become the hero of this entire house.
I'm gonna save Cody Clark's life.
I locked eyes with Caroline...
and it was like everything fell into place.
She looked at me, I looked at her.
I realized I, Hi Haylee,
and my thumb...
were meant for something greater.
Yes! Yes!
( POWER WHIRS DOWN )
Get the fuck on the ground!
Hands on the ground!
( ALL YELLING )
We got a child! We got a sexy child!
Hey, put the camera down. Get down!
Everybody put the cameras down.
You, without the makeup, get down.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my God!
A SWAT team?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
We're gonna be rich! What?!
Get the glass. We're drinkin'.
We're drinking.
Okay, uh, boys, what is this thing?
What is this thing?
Uh, we're gonna need a bomb squad here.
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