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But you didn't tell me anything. What's up with that?

You keeping secrets from me now?

I just know how much you love surprises so I thought I would let you know...

Anyway, what did I apply for?

- That's what I'm here to hash out. - Okay. Hash it out, okay.

It's so hard for me to believe that she's someone's aunt.

Yeah, well, we come in all shapes and sizes, you know?

This walnut date loaf is exceptional.

- Let me just stop you there. - Yeah.

Is this grant got money involved or whatever? No?

Yeah, it's pretty well funded.

Yeah? Wow.

Look who you're talking to.

- Can I have five minutes with him? - Sure.

As walnut date loaves go, that wasn't bad.

Whoa, what have we here? Retro tech, huh?

Thrift store? Salvation Army?

- Uh, the garbage, actually. - You're a dumpster diver?

Yeah, I was...

Anyway, look, um,

I definitely did not apply for your grant...

- Ah-ah! Me first. - Okay.

Quick question of the rhetorical variety.

That's you, right?

Um, no.

- What do you mean? - Yeah.

Look at you go.

Wow! Nice catch. 3,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour.

That's not easy. You got mad skills.

That's all on YouTube, though, right?

That's where you found that?

Because you know that's all fake.

It's all done on the computer.

Mmm-hmm.

It's like that video. What is it?

Yeah. Oh, you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix?

Exactly.

Oh, what have we here?

Uh...

You're the Spider-ling.

Crime-fighting spider. You're Spider-Boy?

Spider-Man.

Not in that onesie, you're not.

It's not a onesie.

I don't believe this. I was actually having

a really good day today, Mr Stark.

Didn't miss my train, this perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there...

and Algebra test, nailed it.

Who else knows? Anybody?

Nobody.

Not even your unusually attractive aunt?

No. No.

No! If she knew, she would freak out.

And when she freaks out, I freak out.

You know what I think is really cool? This webbing.

That tensile strength is off the charts.

Who manufactured that?

I did.

Climbing walls, how you doing that?

Adhesive gloves?

It's a long story. I was...

Lordy! Can you even see in these?

Yes, I can.

I'm blind!

I can see in those.

Okay?

It's just that when whatever happened, happened...

it's like my senses have been dialled to 11.

There's way too much input, so they just kinda help me focus.

You're in dire need of an upgrade.

Systemic, top to bottom, hundred-point restoration.

That's why I'm here.

Why you doing this?

I gotta know, what's your MO?

What gets you outta that twin bed in the morning?

Because...

Because I've been me my whole life,

and I've had these powers for six months.

Mmm-hmm.

I read books, I build computers.

Yeah, I would love to play football,

but I couldn't then, so I shouldn't now.

Sure, because you're different.

Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.

When you can do the things that I can, but you don't...

and then the bad things happen...

they happen because of you.

So you wanna look out for the little guy, you wanna do your part?

Make the world a better place, all that, right?

Yeah, just looking out for the little guy.

That's what it is.(CoolestClips4K)

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TOP-10 best new games for iOS and Android 2017 | 27 ProGames from ProTech - Duration: 10:19.

Hello dear friends!

And it's 27 best new release games for your smartphone

and tablets based on iOS and Android.

Poor things with Windows Phone, interesting there are those?

Traditionally you are waiting for the best new games that come out

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Continued detective history long in

long wait.

After a successful start the original has been almost

4 years.

At this time tells history occurring before

events of the original Framed.

On an exotic island We delivered a very valuable

smuggling, and yet ... will not spoil because

story - is the lion's share This chic comic puzzle

noir.

As in the first part of the management tied on moving

frame animated comics.

And by location fragments of them can and should be

change during the passage locations several times,

thereby achieving proper outcome.

Toy realized in 2D, with a very high-quality animation

and music.

Puzzles are quite complex and a couple of attempts to get rid

It will not succeed.

Like it or not, Framed 2 - unique and a very nice design,

adopt all positive sides of the originals, with the addition of

new story, cutscenes to play and fresh engine

puzzles.

And this is the only fee game in our collection by

I just could not pass the.

It turns out that in April we will We missed out the coolest

free platformer with elements of RPG Ninja Arashi.

Evil broke out and we need to stop him.

Trite, but hardcore, quality and fun.

Play will be trained for a ninja who is able to highly

jump, aptly throwing shuriken, clearly clumping short

the sword, and even become the rock.

Of course, all of these skills still can be pumped.

Games campaign stretched 45 challenging levels.

Even the first location causes small but trouble

not to mention what then you will find hardcore.

Local chely are not born yesterday despite its predictability

manage to turn uncomfortable sideways to hide behind

and strike.

But here as in life - you do not Superman and One Touch

spear or sword enough to begin the restart.

Plus there are a lot of tricky traps.

So turn on the care, extreme caution,

cool and forward - is becoming real ninja.

The graphics and music are really at the level.

Toy free, and acts as monetization

appears after advertising each mileage level

or the death of the character.

Pass the toy can be comfortable without investing money.

developers Respect for the quality of the project.

But how much long you can survive in a post-apocalyptic

the world can be found in the official pixel version pretty

a successful game in the genre of survival horror for PC.

Developers offer explore the world generated

randomly, look ammunition, food, defend

from zombies and marauders, and also take care of their own

health, so as not to sit ahead of time.

Wounds, as in life, themselves itself will not cure ...

Toy turned out really cool, deliberate,

a crafting system and pumping and most importantly,

- Absolutely FREE and without built-in purchases.

Advertising is, but she banner and quite unobtrusive.

I do not like the lack of any story missions.

The player himself provided currently.

I certainly understand that this is features of the genre, but

the existence of what some interesting tasks significantly

to diversify the gameplay.

And so - it is a high quality project and playable.

Furious Mike Farley, a lot of guns, ammunition, pumped

Skill and kiloton vrazhin wishing to send you

to the light - all this Armored Kitten, the new dimensional shooter

from a third party.

And the free running Offline and even Donat

pop is not required.

Extensive's campaign It includes pile hardcore

and not very missions and earning coin we buy

arsenal and improve skill Cat terrorist.

In addition to the campaign there something more hardcore

- Survival mode, in which in various disciplines

necessary to achieve heights.

Despite a simple schedule delays toy

and great kill time.

Read more about this project you can view

our full-length review.

All I can credit left traditionally attached

comments.

Cool game Frazly should not remain indifferent

anyone who likes word puzzles.

Developers selected a huge amount of

stunning and quotes that we have to collect.

There are packs with the Soviet cartoons, quotations of the great,

expressions series Heroes and a good expression

to arbitrary threads.

On the right decision every mini-quest is given limited

the number of attempts to arrange All the words in the correct

order.

There are several types tips.

The nice thing is that despite at such a high-quality execution

certainly useful and developing project developers

provide all content is free.

The only inconvenience - banner and pop-up

advertising, which for some reason It pops up even in the absence of

active Internet connection.

But these are trifles.

Toy really sensible and very pleasant.

Not often in the vast App Store and Google Play out simulations

Tennis.

I'm talking about full-length games, not all arcade

hat.

Ultimate Tennis Revolution has all the zadaki Class AAA game

- three-dimensional models, quality courts, good physical

model and online, if but not many.

Toy is not optimized under PHABLET, there is no possibility

play offline, where the landscape orientation, and most importantly

- Why there is no possibility Stick one run, and the second

aim and hit.

Developers are forced to a single finger

running, aim, hit, choose superudar ... oh,

it is inconvenient.

But the tennis model really pleased, and moans

pleasing to the ears.

Toy with a big gap for the future, the more it

free, but shortcomings while more than merit.

The release of the new online project with a ton

Donata and other heresy which pursues all

games like Boom Beach, Clash of clans and a hedgehog with them.

At this time we offer play Angry Birds in symbiosis

and Clash of Clans, and other derivatives well respectively.

The task of attacking foreign castles and defend your own

- corny of course, but there are its own characteristics.

Pumping his erection we need to build

not only line of defense and attack, but also apgreyd

vital for the city, and in our case the lock,

home, still known as the leading, throne room, zolotoplavilnya

and so on.

Then, we learn and buy new shells and forth

- to destroy other people's castles.

Fight like a Andry Birds.

3 minutes to be destroyed vital parts of locks

bringing the greatest income.

Shells should be spent wisely, because their

recovery requires time.

And you need to shoot accurately since the collapse of part of the

Castle easily become impediment to

stars.

Toy shareware, onlaynovskaya clean, with real

players and a bunch of Donato.

Of course there are trudnodobyvaemye crystals and the need

constantly wait until something built or will be generated.

Castle Revenge definitely find your audience.

If you like games type Clash Royal, make sure you

Try a fresh project SIEGE: Titan Wars.

In both designs emphasis to destroy the enemy castle

and intermediate towers, but if the emphasis falls in Clash

literacy balance troops on the map, then SIEGE:

Titan Wars battles take place in the format wall to wall.

It is important to not only quickly churning out troops as

filling mana, but wisely choose spells.

A large horde with ease detonate buildings, but

literate spell large gathering units

the enemy will more with the least waste of effect

Mana.

Of course there are chests with His Majesty randomness,

pumping cards, spell, clans and other nishtyaki

which we all love so much and hate.

I'm talking about the Donut, which taxis everywhere.

The toy has its own highlight, and so it is

It has the right to life.

Players not yet strong much, so that upon arrival

the level is sometimes necessary wait.

Offline will not play.

But it is a puzzle to brain and bones.

The case where neither the schedule, or the soundtrack are not

something important.

The main thing - gameplay.

The protagonist serene oversees from wall to wall,

and we at this time it is necessary to keep pace competently open portals,

to find the keys and to get to the exit.

Warm-up locations appear very simple and obvious,

but re passage scratching your head have

more often.

There are obstacles, physical traps and other

Interestingly, dissecting the body of the protagonist in the

ink droplets.

Game company enough extended and fascinating.

Lovers express logic download required.

And the graphics do not pay focus - the main process.

I say so not really love one-finger play and runners,

and often appears and this duo in the App Store and Google Play, but the game

Monkey Ropes once smiled.

Two monkeys are related to each other elastic loan

no, this is already getting in life, rope, and the player must

alternately jump both avoiding raid on animals

and trying not to fall into the abyss.

The challenge - how proprygat far and compare

achivki results with friends.

Toy bears even morality - Do not leave your neighbor

and all you get.

And what is your maximum record?

Well, that's it, I will hope that everyone found something that

I sought.

Ahead of you is still very a lot of interesting issues,

so do not forget to subscribe the canal and put a bell.

With you was Vadim Ishchenko on ProTech channel to ambulances

meetings, see you next commercials.

Bye Bye.

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Fun Baby Play & Kids Learn Colors Games - Summer Vacation - Best Games for Kids HD - iPad Gameplay - Duration: 13:55.

Fun Baby Play & Kids Learn Colors Games - Summer Vacation - Best Games for Kids HD - iPad Gameplay.

Beach Softer softer we need your help

30 ah

Thanks, that was refreshing

Please remove this from my head

You'll burn

much better

Now I'm ready to go back into the water. Did you say something?

That's better

how

Gentle the gentle Fries, how cute not so brave. I didn't feel a thing

Thank you. Well done surfing time

Beach shop help the Duncans find the stuff they need

Just what we needed just what we needed

Nah, just what I was looking good choice

nice

awesome

Nice. He jumped a bit of sunscreen before going out in the sun

Now I'm ready to go back into tune

be gentle freeze

Each dress up let's get ready

Iran I need to get ready?

awesome

Cool

What all ron I need to get ready?

What if I took everything I need I?

Like that oh

I almost forgot that

That's my favorite one

What I'm gonna dress up

Now I look even better

That looks good on me

Surfing time let's clean your flat screen left

now there you go a sign a

sign a sign a

sign

What you think on you let's get creative

Rather than new please vote for others while the judges evaluate your design

Vote for the best design thank you for voting

results in three two one and the winner is

person time

Animal Care Center

Well, let's yeah

surfboard design surfing time

Sandcastle Contest

Please vote for others while the judges evaluate your design

Vote for the best design thank you for voting

results in three two one and the winner is

She'll hunt time to find some hidden treasures?

That's enough

Let's see that box let's create the best ocean necklace from the Ocean Treasure

Truly an amazing necklace

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Digital Marketing in 90 Seconds - 7/10/17 - Duration: 1:44.

-[♪♪, Swoosh] -Commexis

Digital Marketing in 90 Seconds.

Hi, I'm Melissa Shaine,

and this is last week in digital in 90 seconds.

Google has developed a new type of AdSense ad unit

called Native Ads, which raises concern as to whether

the company is violating its own policies.

These new ads match the look and feel of a website

for user experience, however could be look at as

misleading content per their own guidelines.

The new native ads include three types:

in-feed, in-article, and matched content

and are available to all AdSense publishers.

According to SearchEngineLand,

Google Webmaster trends analysts have yet to comment.

Snapchat has added a new feature, allowing users

to view attached links.

This ability is one of the many new features

they rolled out this week.

Including voice filters, geofilters, and backdrops.

It's clear that Snap is trying to keep up

and create new abilities faster than Facebooka and Instagram

to prevent the continued mimicking.

Finally, Nike has emerged as one of the first major companies

to invest in Instagram resources to sell products directly

to the consumers, by announcing this week their plans to

sell shoes via the app.

Mashable noted that it is still unclear how Nike plans

to use the app to do this,

However, the company's focus continues to be on

reach to their customer and accessibility of products.

We will be keeping an eye out on how Nike achieves this

and how Instagram continues to increase their

e-comm capabilities and shoppable features for users.

I'm Melissa Shaine, thank you so much for tuning in

to this week's news and stay tuned for next week's

trending topics.

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Little girl takes hamster who hasn't moved in days to vet|WEIRD NEWS - Duration: 2:14.

Little girl takes hamster who hasn't moved in days to vet

As it is, we have to try and guess whats ailing our furry friends when we sense something is amiss.

No one, however - not even an rodent expert - could have guessed what was wrong with one worried little girls hamster when she took it in to see the vet.

The youngster had noticed that her beloved hamster had not moved from the side of its cage in three days and hadnt eaten or drank anything either. Fortunately, it wasnt a dead parrot situation - the hamster was alive.

Instead, it was something altogether weirder. The veterinary student who was present for visit text her sister, Kat, who later regaled Twitter with the bizarre incident.

The little girl was asked if anything had happened to the hamster and told the student the hamster had recently escaped, but had been apprehended under the refrigerator.

The hamster was then taken out of his cage and put on the table for examination where, strangely, he seemed fine. He was walking around and eating and drinking as if nothing was wrong.

Then the vet checked his mouth. Where, lo and behold, they found a fridge magnet.

Demonstrating perfectly how the truth is often stranger than fiction, the hamster had literally been stuck to the side of his metal cage, thanks to the magnet. Obviously.

The relief at the hamster surviving was palpable and widespread. So there you go. Next time your pet isnt moving, eating or drinking its either got a magnet in its cheek.

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Baroness von Sketch Show | Season 1 Premiere - Full Episode | IFC - Duration: 21:52.

Hi, is this the admissions office?

Sure is.

How can I help you?

Okay.

I cheated on my taxes,

I slept with my sister's boyfriend,

I didn't cry at my father's funeral,

I killed a dog I just...

Oh, oh, oh, no this is university admissions.

Oh, my god. -Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Okay, okay.

I plagiarized my essay,

I slept with my calculus professor,

I defaulted on my student loans,

I killed a dog,

like in a really unexpected way.

Um...

["Dancing Underwater" -Brave Shores]

♪ Me and my friends will spike the punch, ♪

♪ Runnin' in the party we'll start the fun ♪

♪ Get fancy ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ There's no clouds, it's just the sun ♪

♪ Livin' in times that are meant for fun ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hold your breath a little longer ♪

♪ Let's go dancing underwater ♪

♪ Ohoh, ohoh, ohoh ♪

Thank you all for being here today.

The police force is currently working

on some significant leads.

New evidence has come to light

that we feel will lead to an arrest in the coming days.

If the killer is watching, turn yourself in.

We are closing in on you.

Let us assure the public

that we are working day in and day out

to make sure that justice will be served.

I will now take any questions.

Abigail Forecheck: Abigail Forecheck from The Sun.

What are some of your must-have products

that you cannot leave the house without?

Excuse me?

Yeah, what is in your purse right now?

Abigail Forecheck: Follow up to that: is it a gloss or a balm?

I'd really prefer to discuss the case.

Are there any questions about police work, anyone? Yes?

Yes. - Carrie Rottencamp from The Globe.

How do balance being a police chief and a mom?

I don't have children.

Abigail Forecheck: Tick tock, get on that.

Carrie Rottencamp: Why is that?

Are you having trouble finding that special someone?

I'm really focused on apprehending the suspect at the moment.

Yes, what is your relationship to the suspect?

Is it a Ross and Rachel,

will they won't they situation, is that it?

Okay, you know what, that's enough, that's enough,

that's enough, that's enough. Thank you all for coming.

And if the families of the victims are watching...

Who are you wearing?!

Carrie Rottencamp: Yeah, is a wedding in the cards?

Reporter 3: Who are you wearing?!

Abigail Forecheck: Are you a Carrie or a Samantha?

Who are you wearing?!

Carrie Rottencamp: Are you wearing pantyhose right now?

How do you feel about interrogation techniques?

Just kidding, who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

[Chanting] Reporters: Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing?

Lady Cop.

Reporter 3: Lady Cop, thank you.

Abigail Forecheck: That's all we wanted to know.

[Cool, Bass Music]

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[Water Flushes]

[Cool, Bass Music]

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♪

♪

♪

♪

[Groans]

[Cool, Bass Music]

♪

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[Traffic Noise]

Thanks for the lift.

Yep.

When my car died I was like,

"Who do I call?"

"Sue from Sales and Marketing."

This is fun.

It's like we're carpoolers.

Sure.

Sue and Cheryl,

Cheryl and Sue,

hittin' the road.

Yeah. -Yeah.

So, what's the deal with Sue?

You know,

what does uh what does Sue like to do for fun?

Sue's not much of a morning talker.

Cheryl: Ah.

Why is that, do you think?

Um, no offence but

I kind of have a raging headache right now.

Oh, you hungover?

Yeah, you been boozin'?

[In British accent] I'm not much of a partier on a week night.

Don't hit the booze too much on a week night me.

[Regular Voice] Coffee um only tricks your body into thinking

that it feels better when what it really wants is water.

I'm pretty happy with the coffee.

Are ya? -Yeah.

'Cause um, I got some water right here if you want some.

No, thanks.

Cheryl: No, it's great.

Well, it's just that

coffee's acidic and-and water's alkaline and uh...

Well, Sue, cancer can't live in an alkalized body.

So, you probably want to have water.

Just back off with the water, please.

You know what, I'll have a sip and you have a sip.

No, that's the last thing I want to do.

You're probably just dehydrated.

Here you go. -Really not good...

No that's really what it is! - Oh, Christ almighty!

Cheryl, I don't want to hate you right now.

I barely even know you but if you don't get that water

out of my face,

I'm gonna ram right into that Pryus.

And the nice people in the Pryus are gonna die.

And you're gonna die.

And you know what?

I can't afford to feel any worse than I do right now.

Okay?

It's pronounced Prius. -Oh, my God.

[Car burns rubber]

Jesus loves you.

Jesus loves you.

Jesus loves you.

Jesus likes you as a friend.

Jesus loves you.

Firefighter: Once again, I'd like to congratulate you

on maintaining your smoke alarms that's what prevented-

Thank you for all your help.

Kate.

Oh. Thank you.

Come here, come here.

Oh.

We came as soon as we heard.

Oh, we saw on the news last night there was a fire.

We thought, "Oh, no...

"A fire. I hope Kate's okay."

Friend 2: We did and we thought,

"She must be an absolute wreck."

You must be terrible. Horrible.

You must be in such rough shape.

Actually, you know what?

I'm totally fine.

Okay, good.

Good, great.

Friend 1: I hope no one was hurt.

Oh, hurt. -Was anyone hurt?

That would be awful.

That would be so awful.

Everyone is okay.

Good, good.

That's good, good, good.

But the devastation.

Oh, so the devastation.

There must be so much damage.

A lot of damage?

A lot of damage?

Well, you know what?

The fire department got here so quickly

and there was way less damage than I thought.

Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you.

That's good, good, good.

Good, good, good, good, good.

Um, okay... -Let us... go?

Although this is nothing compared

to what happened next door.

Ooh, what happened next door?

Friend: I hope nobody died.

Well, yes, two people died.

And one person's in the hospital.

Oh. Oh, no.

We're gonna stay. Yeah, we're gonna stay.

-You know what, come upstairs, we'll have some tea.

Will you tell us all about it? -It was crazy, it was crazy.

I mean, thankfully we're fine but then I look over next door

and there was so many ambulances.

[Door Knocking]

Ms. Fitz, you wanted to speak to me?

Great initiative, Natalie, come in.

Come in, sit down.

And you call me Tracy, please.

Okay?

Hi.

I remember starting out in the big, scary workplace.

I had two outfits and one cardigan.

You know what, I made it work.

I had no one to help me.

I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life.

Now you look at me now, Natalie.

You look at me now, okay?

Do not be intimidated by my car,

by my clothes, or by my eyebrows.

You know why?

Because you remind me of me

when I was young.

And I want to nurture

and I want to mentor that potential.

Whatever it takes.

Now, you tell me...

You tell me your career goals.

You dream big, go ahead.

Full time employment with benefits.

Never gonna happen.

Go again.

A Metro pass.

Probably not, one more.

A gift certificate?

[Makes buzzer noise] Fail. Out, can you call in Carol for me?

Tracy: Shouldn't have showed you that.

♪ Ohoh, ohoh, ohoh ♪

♪ Ohoh, ohoh, ohoh ♪

Bouncer: Just you?

Yeah, go ahead.

I.D., please.

Oh, I uh, didn't think to bring any.

Oh, can't let you in without I.D., ma'am.

I mean, you just called me ma'am, so...

I mean look at us.

There is not a single other "ma'am" in this line anywhere.

We are The Ma'ams.

So, yeah.

Oh, come on, no buddy.

It's-it's our friend's birthday.

It's her 40th birthday.

Do you honestly believe we're underage?

I mean I remember when chips and salsa was invented so.

What?

You two, come on.

What? Are you serious?

Really? okay, they're...

Bouncer: Good to see you again.

Girl 2: Okay, alright, this is crazy.

I make my own nut milk.

I take organic almonds and I soak them

and then I squeeze them through a cheesecloth.

I'm 45.

Ma'am, I can't let you in because of some

non-dairy milk you claim to make.

[Sighs] Okay, uh listen.

This sweater is from Liz Claiborne.

I don't care who gave her the sweater.

I can't let her in without I.D.

Okay, alright, alright.

I lost my virginity to Dirty Dancing,

at the drive-in,

in the backseat of a Nissan Pulsar, okay?

I have an off-peak membership to Curves.

Girl 2: I still have a Hotmail account, okay?

It is costing us each $70 in babysitting to be here.

Please.

Girl 2: Okay, you know what?

We're just gonna get out of here, okay?

Linda will understand.

Fine, we're gonna go somewhere else, thanks so much.

No, no.

We are gonna get in there

and we are going to partay.

Bouncer: Hold on.

Linda? That's your friend? -Yeah.

You have a friend named Linda? -Yeah.

[Laughing] Go ahead.

I didn't know you were that old.

Linda.

Say hi to Linda.

[Laughing] Have fun.

Don't break a hip.

[Laughs]

I.D. [Clears Throat]

[Funky Electronic Music]

We named our daughter Lola. -Oh, that.

We named ours Layla.

Oh.

That's interesting.

We called ours Laa(mouth clicking)la.

Oh. That's nice.

I'm a creative person.

I love it.

What did you name your daughter?

Joanne.

Joanne?

Oh uh, she's gluten intolerant

and she can't be in the sun, ever.

Oh.

Yeah, she'll die if she spots a sunset.

Interesting. -Joanne.

Okay, thanks so much for coming in everybody.

We just need to nail down a few specifics

for the Christmas party.

No problem, happy to help.

Happy to help.

Here's the problem:

We um, we can't call it a Christmas party.

Okay, so let's call it the holiday party.

Okay.

Woman 2: Okay, great, good save.

Holiday party.

Okay, so we want to really have a fun time this year

so we were thinking that maybe we...

Yeah, before we do any thinking

here's the problem:

we don't know where we're gonna have it.

Well, that's not really a problem.

That's just what we're here to decide.

Yeah and how about the Rosewater?

'Cause it's right downlown, it has a very cool vibe.

That's, yeah, it's great.

Yeah, here's the problem:

not everyone at our office is cool.

I think it'll be okay.

Okay, but if it's downtown

and people aren't able to find their way there

'cause they're not cool enough,

then we're gonna have a problem.

I'll send everybody a Google Map.

Woman 2: Okay, well not everyone has a computer.

Sure they do, they do.

That they know how to use, Janer?

Woman: Okay, you know what? Just to be safe,

I'm going to print out a map.

Okay, are we done here?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, here's the problem:

I don't know what the budget is.

Oh um, I will call accounting,

they'll tell me how much they have.

Done, easy. -Great.

So yes, we'll go.

Woman 2: Yeah, sounds easy.

It does but um,

what if all our employees get too attached

to your trendy, cool location

and then we find out that we can't afford it?

We'll make a tentative reservation.

What if they don't take tentative reservations?

Then we'll go somewhere else.

Woman 2: Okay, but everyone still has the map

to your original location so it might be a problem.

You know what?

Janer's in charge of the budget

so why don't we let her just go down and talk to accounting

before we anticipate any more problems, okay?

How about that?

[Thud]

[Tires screeching and crash]

Here's the problem.

[Whimsical Whistle like Music]

[Gasp]

[Gelatinous Slurping]

[Moaning]

[Growling]

[Squeaking]

Woman: I am so proud of us for making Girls' Night finally happen.

Woman 2: We manifested it though.

We said we'd do it and we did it.

Yes.

Woman 3: You know what,

this is Girls' Night Out.

Out! Out! Out!

Check us out, out, out.

Here's to us.

And those who want to be us.

Wait. Can we look each other in the eyes

before we clink glasses?

Yes, okay.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Woman 2: Waiter, do you think we can have another round?

He's on me first.

So tell me, how are the kids?

Oh, I don't want to know.

I don't want to know.

Ever.

Neither do I. -Oh to that.

I am so tired of being a mother.

Are you ready for your next bottle?

Ladies: Oh, yes.

The next and the next and the next and the next.

Ooh, yeah, no I think this is a bit off.

Or is it Canadian. I can't tell.

Woman 3: You know what I think it's good enough for me.

You're good enough for me.

It's the same grape you've been drinking all evening.

You know what, can we have a bottle of the Amarone?

Put that on her tab.

Ladies: Cheers! Cheers!

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Woman 3: We were on our second date and I was like,

"What, you want to stick it in where?"

There's more than one place you can put it?

What did you just say?

Brenda! -Where else can you put it?

-Where do you think other places the penis can go?

Just blue sky here, help me out.

Your hair?

-You want to stick a dick in your hair?

[Laughs]

Woman 3: Waiter!

Horny waiter!

I think she's wearing Spanx as a dress.

Oh no, what happened on there?

It's not the first time I've seen this.

Waiter: Ma'am, please sit down.

Woman 3: I am sittin' down.

Waiter: Sit.

You inspire me.

You don't let failure stop you.

You don't let what people say about you stop you.

You just let...

just love you.

You're so pretty.

Woman 3: I am, I'm so pretty.

You're so pretty.

I'm like a fashion model.

Woman: You're so pretty.

I know.

You gonna kiss her or what?

No!

I wouldn't, would you?

Imagine if I kissed you!

I love you so much.

So hot.

-Guys, we manifested this.

No, no, no.

We womanifested it.

We womanifested it.

Brenda: To us.

And those who want to be us.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Woman: I is drunk.

Girls' Night Out!

Yeah.

♪ ohoh, ohoh, ohoh ♪

♪ ohoh, ohoh, ohoh ♪

Intercom: Paging Dr. Webyoung to microbiology.

Dr. Webyoung to microbiology.

Oh, doctor.

Doctor, I got a message that my mother is here.

Is she okay?

Oh, you must be the daughter.

Yes.

Well, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this

but your mother, uh.... [Phone Notification]

Your mother um...

[Clicking] Your mother has a mass...

She has a mass...

She has a massive uh room on the second floor

but it's only a semiprivate.

I am so sorry about that.

It must be a clerical error.

No, that's fine, that's fine.

But what-what's going on with her?

I'm going crazy here.

We couldn't discuss your mother's medical condition

until we ran a few tests.

It seems that your mother... [Phone Notification]

ah she has can...

Cans...

She has cansa...

Oh, she has cancelled uh her medical insurance

so you're gonna have to pay for those tests

out of pocket.

Ah, that explains the semiprivate.

Mystery solved. -Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I still don't know what's Wwrong with my mother..

Doctor: Oh, God.

Has nobody told you anything?

No. -I can't believe

they didn't say anything to you.

[Phone Notification]

I'm not gonna check that.

[Phone Notification]

Ah so, when you uh checked in

what exactly did they tell you at the front desk?

Ah, well, nothing.

They just said that uh...

uh she was here

and they tried to get hold of my brother

and then when they called me

that I was the first person...

Slipper with eyes.

Sorry.

Can you just put the phone down?

Oh, god, absolutely, absolutely.

Just gonna finish this text right here and...

sent.

Doctor, what is wrong with my mother?!

Okay, Ms. McMillan, calm down, your mother is fine.

-Ms. McMillan? No, I'm Laura Bailey.

My mother is Rose Bailey. -Oh, Rose Bailey.

Yeah, she's dead. [Clicking]

Yeah, sorry about that.

[Phone Notification] Oh.

Woman: I have been binge watching so much TV lately.

I just finished, um, the first two seasons of The Fall.

Oh, is that the one with the really good looking

serial killer who rapes and murders women?

Yes, with Gillian Anderson as the lead detective.

Isn't she fantastic?

So good, so good.

I have to say it is so refreshing

to finally see television

with a strong female lead.

Tell me about it.

Diane, we are living in television's golden age

of empowered women.

Absolutely.

I mean it used to be you'd only see pretty girls

getting raped and murdered on TV

but now you get to see a powerful woman investigate

pretty girls getting raped and murdered on TV.

We've come a long way, baby.

We sure have.

[Shovelling]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh god, Sarah, stop crying!

We all agreed.

(beep) Tom,

marry James,

kill Todd.

[Clank]

Woman: Okay.

[Groaning]

There he goes.

[Thud]

Now go call Tom.

He's gonna be so excited.

Woman 2: See ya, Todd.

Bye. - He was nice.

Woman: That's good enough.

Sarah: Hey, Tom?

Yeah, it's Sarah.

From the office.

[Laughs] Yeah.

I'm just out with the girls.

Um, listen...

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How to Write an Abstract - Duration: 3:09.

Hi there.

I am John Bond from Riverwinds Consulting and this is Publishing Defined.

Today I am going to discuss how to write an abstract for a journal article.

An abstract provides a reader with a very brief representation of the information contained

in a research paper, a journal article, or other academic communication.

It helps the reader determine if the article or paper is of interest or relevant to them.

There are several types including structured abstracts, informative abstracts, descriptive

abstracts, and others.

The length of an abstract may vary from 100 to 200 words or perhaps longer.

Many times, the maximum length or format is dictated by the publication, or group being

submitted to, or by a preferred style guide such as APA, MLA, or Chicago Style Manual.

An abstract typically contains four parts: the research focus or the problem being addressed;

the research methods being used; the results or findings of the research; and the conclusions.

Here are the steps to writing an abstract: first, write the entire article or paper.

Next choose the main or key points of the paper.

This will help you focus on the key takeaways.

Look specifically to create a one sentence purpose or thesis statement to what is being

examined or researched.

Next, state succinctly what methods were employed.

Then give the findings or results of the work, with a brief conclusion which should concisely

recap the results.

FYI references, tables, figures usually are not included in an abstract.

These few sentences will come together to form the abstract for your paper; its presentation

dependent upon which format you are using.

Do not use text directly from the paper.

An abstract is derivative, not cut and paste from the paper.

Here are some pointers: -Concise is best.

If it can be below the maximum word count, then so be it.

-Don't duplicate the opening paragraphs of the paper; these serve different functions.

-Avoid jargon.

Use language your readers would expect.

-Make sure essential key words are present so search engines or abstracting and indexing

services will understand better what your paper is about.

-Write in the present tense.

-Don't hold back on the findings to tease the reader.

Put them out there for the world to see.

-Proofread, proofread, proofread.

-Also, show the abstract to colleagues, inside and outside the profession, for feedback.

-And finally, an article abstract is likely to appear in many databases or other places

since it is fair use.

Make sure it stands alone.

And remember reading an abstract is not the equivalent of having read the full article.

Well that's it.

Hit the Like button below if you enjoyed this video.

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And make comments below or email me with questions.

Thank so much and take care.