(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with
a prize of $1 million on the line.
I am the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello! Hello!
Good to be here.
Good to see you, Minsang.
Good to be here.
Your features look very pronounced today.
Really? How so?
Usually, I'm unsure whether or not you're ugly
but today, I can clearly see you're ugly.
Was that compliment?
Before we start the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
Look at the screen
and choose the correct answer.
Let's start!
That's the turtle ship.
Answer! Na, Yi Sunsin!
- Na is the correct choice! / - Okay.
This is easy. This flag is...
Ga! Italy!
- Ga is correct. / - Nice!
What's this tool called?
This is so easy! Rice paddle!
Rice paddle is correct!
Minsang, Na, Ga, rice paddle!
It sounds like "drop dead" all put together.
No, just go drop dead.
Did you just tell me to drop dead?
So we'll start the actual quiz now.
- Hey! / - The first question is about singers.
Let's see the options first.
1.
Kim Bumsoo.
- Such a cool guy. / - 2.
Naul.
3.
Park Hyoshin.
Here's your question.
That's great.
Among the following,
choose the worst singer.
Go ahead!
Just relax and tell us.
Find the worst singer among these three?
You seem to be having trouble.
Just pick the one you think...
- Got lucky with the songs he got. / - What?
The one whose success is based on luck.
That's even stranger. How could I pick?
You're running out of time.
- $1 million on the line! / - I could get in trouble.
- I could get in trouble. / - 3...
- 2... / - Hold on. The person I actually know...
- 1... / - 1. Kim Bumsoo.
Minsang thinks Kim Bumsoo is the worst singer here.
No, no! I didn't mean that.
It's because I know him.
- You know each other? / - Yes.
- You know Bumsoo is a poor singer? / - No! No!
Not that!
Be quiet, Taehun.
Be quiet? Don't even sing and be quiet?
- No! No! / - You don't want to hear it?
- No, no, no. / - No, no?
No, no?
- Kim Bumsoo's not even a singer? / - No!
- I didn't mean that! / - Alright then.
Minsang, unfortunately, you are incorrect.
What's the answer then?
We'll move onto our second question now.
You are now watching a man
who doesn't think Kim Bumsoo is a real singer...
- Comedian and singer... / - No, no...
I've never been a singer.
- You've never been a singer? / - I haven't.
So there was a mistake.
Comedian and fat pig...
- Excuse me. / - Yoo Minsang is with us now.
- Hey, hey! / - This next question...
Will be given by KBS announcer, Park Sora.
Hello, everyone.
I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.
So here's your question.
This is a question about a new word.
FA stands for forever alone.
Yoo Minsang will be forever alone.
Correct!
Why would you two answer questions?
- You got the first question right. / - Who did?
- Who? / - Here's the next question.
This is a question about honeymoons.
Minsang, if you go on a honeymoon...
- If you go... / - Yes, yes.
That's a really big if.
- Alright, alright... / - By some miracle...
- You somehow manage to... / - Alright! Alright!
Why are you getting angry at me?
Why do you keep going on about that?
This is why you don't date.
- What? / - Geez! You're the worst!
Look here!
Hey!
What's her deal?
Does she think that all women are repulsed by me?
- Correct! / - What?
What's correct?
Moving on... Minsang, we'd appreciate it if you...
- Kept going for the $1 million. / - You don't have it.
Minsang.
In my hand, I have $1 million in cash.
Put a little more effort into it.
Can you see it?
- Come on... / - Will he win the $1 million?
- Let's see the next question. / - You threw it out!
It's on the floor.
Next is a question about livestock.
Choose the meat that's the most tender.
Yeah, that's a good question.
I'm an expert at this!
- Here's your question. / - Okay.
1.
The beef thin skirt of
farmer Chae Sunbok's cow, Bessie,
that he's been raising like his child for 20 years.
- 2. / - Hold on...
A drumstick from Chirpy,
the chick that kindergarten students
raised like a friend
and just became a chicken.
What?
3.
The pork collar of young Piggy,
the little piglet whose parents were
slaughtered and eaten before his eyes.
Among the following,
choose the most tender meat.
Go ahead!
I haven't said a word but I feel like a scumbag.
Just relax and pick one.
What you want to eat now.
That's even stranger!
Hold on.
We usually eat all 3 kinds of those meats.
- So you'd eat Bessie, Chirpy and Piggy? / - No!
That's not what I meant. Listen.
1 has been raised a long time by the old farmer.
- And now it's time to slaughter her. / - No!
2 is loved by many children...
- So fry that chicken. / - No!
What's your deal?
So would you like 3?
I feel bad for 3 too.
You feel bad for your species?
What are you saying?
You're running out of time.
- 3, 2... / - Alright, alright.
Since 1 and 2 have ties to people...
3!
Piggy's pork collar...
3. Piggy.
Even if Piggy disappears,
he has no family to be sad?
No! That's not why!
As long as you fill your belly, Minsang.
No! Why would you say that?
Minsang, congratulations!
- You are correct! / - That was right?
Hey! Why did the photo change like that?
What is this? What is this?
What's going on?
Minsang has gotten the question right.
What's going on?
- And young Piggy... / - Why're you crying?
Will be joining his parents.
Hey!
Here's your last question.
Choose the one who most deserves
to be on our $100 bill.
- This is tough. / - Here are the choices.
1.
Prime Minister Abe.
Hey, come on. Hey!
2.
Kim Jongun.
- 3. / - Hold it, hold it!
- Yoo Minsang. / - Hold it! Hold it!
- Go ahead. / - Wait a minute!
Hold it! Hold it!
Hold on.
Don't you think something's wrong with this question?
- Why're you laughing? / - What's wrong about it?
What's wrong?
They've been switched!
Oh, there's been a mistake.
We mistakenly used two photos...
- Of Kim Jongun. / - No!
They're not both Kim Jongun.
They've been switched.
Alright, since they're similar, just answer!
Oh, come on.
Geez...
Kim Jongun and Abe aren't even South Korean
so they can't be on our money.
And I don't have the right either.
None of these.
So you think 1, 2 or 3 can't be the answer.
No way it's 1, 2 or 3!
So you're saying the answer is 4.
Where's 4?
You've chosen 4.
- What is this? Hey! / - Minsang chose...
4. Former president, Jeon Duhwan.
He's most fitting to be on the $100 bill.
Why is he on there...
He doesn't really belong on the bill either!
- Is that so? / - Yes!
He should be on a $290 bill?
Don't be ridiculous!
Minsang.
Unfortunately, you got the last one wrong
so you will not receive the $1 million.
Tell me the answer then.
Next episode...
We'll have fat pig Yoo Minsang
who eats Piggy's pork collar
paying with a $290 bill
with former president Jeon Duhwan's face
as he gives Km Bumsoo a vocal training.
You're in trouble now.
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét