(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
You're a commentator on current events.
What brings you here?
Let's speak our minds!
A lot of people play noisy drinking games
at bars and bother others.
That's true.
I want to say something to those people!
Can I join you guys?
I want to play drinking games too.
Want to join me, teacher?
What are you talking about?
Let's speak our minds.
At bathhouses these days...
You can see a lot of gangsters
with tattoos all over their bodies
making things uncomfortable.
They're so scary
that you can't even go near them!
I want to say something to those people!
Would you like me to scrub your back?
In return,
please scare the kids that stole my shoes.
Can you do it, teacher?
Go sit down.
I need to find my shoes.
Find a brain first.
Now, it's time for our bodies to get healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga.
We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure too.
This is the first move.
We'll start off by stretching.
Hold your arms out,
Now squat and raise them.
Extend.
One more time. Hold your arms out.
Squat and raise them.
Extend.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
How is that yoga?
Next is the second move.
We'll sit first.
Get comfortable.
It's time for us to meditate.
Sit comfortably and take a deep breath.
Now to the sides.
Extend.
Extend.
Take another deep breath.
To the sides.
Extend. Extend.
Let's try this now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
That hurt!
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, have a good night!
So chaotic.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad seems manly and cool ♪
♪ Because he can fix anything in the house ♪
♪ But then I gave him ♪
♪ The thumbs up and told him ♪
♪ That I'm proud he can fix anything ♪
♪ My dad modestly said ♪
♪ I can't fix your mom's personality, son ♪
♪ My dad said something else ♪
♪ But my money can fix her face, son ♪
♪ What my mom needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of silicon ♪ I mean...
♪ Three bags ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
- ♪ I'll be back, back, back again. ♪ / - Okay.
Next is a lovely couple.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
Chunami.
Alright, you guys.
Chunami, do you have any complaints
about Songvely?
I have no complaints.
- Oh, just one. / - What is it?
Songvely always peeks when I'm in the shower.
Why do you do that?
What does that mean?
Stop using my razor!
She uses my razor to shave her pits!
You must be crazy!
Songvely, let's shower together today.
If we both die,
please use tape instead.
I love you.
I love you.
Why are you so happy?
Stop crying.
Songvely, I hear you have a special skill.
Yes, Songvely can find me
with his eyes covered.
Really?
I love my wife and I have a good feeling.
- We'll show you. / - Okay.
I'll find my wife without looking.
I'll cover my eyes and find my wife.
My wife... My wife...
Who seems like my wife?
My wife, my wife.
Oh, this is the teacher.
This isn't human.
I found my wife!
My wife, my wife!
You must be crazy!
He's prettier than my wife!
What are you talking about?
I'm prettier than he is.
If we both die,
whoever's the prettier one...
I can't tell. I love you.
I love you.
- Alright, go sit down. / - Get over here.
My wife.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
Why are you so angry? Greet the people.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Good to be here.
Good.
I do the opposite!
Why do you always do the opposite?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought something
to have fun with them.
What did you bring?
I brought some chopsticks.
Wooden chopsticks.
What will you do with chopsticks?
I'm going to make the others break them with their
butts so that they'll be in pain!
That hurts! Don't do that to the others.
You shouldn't do it either.
I shouldn't do this?
Don't.
Then I'll do it myself!
Alright, alright.
Just do one.
Don't add two more and do three at the same time.
Don't do three at the same time?
Don't!
Then I'll do three!
What's wrong with him?
I'll do three.
Is that doable?
Amazing.
Don't use anything harder
like a drumstick or something like that.
- A drumstick? / - Yeah.
Don't use a drumstick?
Yeah.
But I didn't bring a drumstick!
There's one.
We aren't that close. Why are you smiling?
Alright.
Wow, it's so thick.
This one...
- Don't use a drumstick. / - I'll use this...
Don't?
I've never tried this. I'm in trouble.
Then I'll use a drumstick!
Will this even break?
Gosh...
Something's going to break.
I'll break a drumstick.
1, 2...
What is it?
It won't break
and it really hurts.
Hold on... 1...
1, 2, 3!
Ouch... Hold on...
One second...
What is this? Hold on...
Whose idea was...
Geez...
Good work, Twisty.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
- Hello, teacher! / - Hey.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
These days,
it's so hard to take a photo of myself.
Why?
When I try to take a selfie with someone,
my long arm makes people think
my arm is a selfie stick!
You're laughing now.
- I'm crying from being sad. / - I see.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Want to take a selfie with me?
Sure.
1, 2, 3.
Teacher!
The photo came out great!
Are you laughing because it looks good?
I'm crying because I look old.
But you're still healthy.
That makes me sadder!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
These days, I drink a cup of coffee
before I work out.
- Yeah? / - Yes.
It's delicious.
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot!
So hot...
Gosh...
I can't believe... I can't believe this.
Hey!
That was an iced Americano!
How was it hot?
You just wanted to strip.
Teacher.
- I hate going to school these days. / - Why?
The others keep teasing me.
How?
They keep calling me a dummy!
- Teacher. / - What?
This is just my back.
And this is just my arm.
And this is just my chest.
This blessed body of mine...
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate you too, teacher.
And I hate you. Go sit down.
My shirt...
Alright.
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Yes, baby!
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
The most famous story of the Joseon era.
"Chunhyang."
Chunhyang, you wench!
You must sleep with me!
I'll never do that.
Men! Lock her up in jail this instant!
What? In jail?
That's right! In jail!
♪ In jail ♪
♪ In jail ♪
♪ In jail ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
That's exciting!
You guys are forcing it a bit.
That's alright!
That's alright...
- Teacher. / - Where did that English come from?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
That's alright.
1916.
First appearance of a tank in the Battle of the Somme.
With this tank,
we can destroy our enemies!
How can you beat them with this?
We'll shoot them with the tank gun!
- How? / - Like this!
Fire!
Bang, bang, bang!
Hey.
Is your shoulder okay?
What? My shoulder?
♪ Shoulder ♪
♪ Shoulder ♪
♪ Shoulder ♪
Hwisun, please go back in.
Okay!
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright, Fun Bros.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
This no fishing sign.
- This sign is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people fish even when
they're not supposed to. It's weak!
Make the fish powerful!
Powerful fish!
- PF! / - PF!
Make the body powerful!
Hind legs and front legs.
HLFL!
Add some powerful friends!
The revolt of the fish friends.
RFF.
Next is Shin Dosi!
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright.
How do you take care of your health
on the mountain?
What kind of question was that?
Nature is my doctor.
I can even change my constitution with nature.
I tend to get hot easily.
On nights when the moon is bright,
I don't wear a single thing
and sit on a cold boulder.
Then I meditate for 5 to 6 hours.
- Then... / - Your constitution changes?
I get the piles.
Hard to walk...
I need this.
I don't know who made this but I truly thank...
Alright.
Living alone in the mountains
gets lonely, doesn't it?
Nonsense.
I'm the lively and fun one in my area.
When I get bored, I invite the elders
and have a good time.
Gulp, gulp, gulp.
You jerks!
Do you have glue on your butts?
You only live once! Let's forget about age
and your false teeth and have fun!
- If I dance like this... / - They clap?
They slap me.
"False teeth?" I'm sorry. That was my mistake.
I'm sorry. That was a poor choice of words.
- I see. / - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. / - Go sit down.
Everyone. please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I have a new hobbies these days.
It's drawing.
I like to draw.
Teacher, do you know what's the most
important aspect of drawing?
Composition?
When it comes to drawing, people come first.
He waited like this for 3 hours to do this.
You have chiseled features.
You can go now.
People, it's spring now.
But many people get depressed during spring.
However, there are many methods
to get over the spring-time blues.
First, lishening to exshiting mushic.
Listening to exciting music.
When depwessed, take a stwoll.
When depressed, take a stroll.
When you have no appetite, make bibimbap
with bwacken, shpinach
and bean shpwouts.
When you have no appetite, make bibimbap
with bracken, spinach
and bean sprouts.
Dear, just watching you eat gets me full.
I love you.
Are there any students here
with any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Chunami.
I come up with a new catchphrase every year
but I don't have one this year.
What were your past catchphrases?
Stop it!
And?
Please stop!
And?
You must be crazy!
Aren't those all the same?
I prepared a new catchphrase for you, Chunami.
Really?
Listen.
People come first!
They all laughed.
I hope you all have a week filled with laughter.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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