Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 10, 2018

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-Happy Friday, everybody.

Guys, the midterm elections are coming up.

And I saw that by election day,

President Trump will have spoken at over 30 rallies in 5 weeks.

The media says that's a lot of time

to spend away from the White House,

or as White House staffers put it, "Shut up."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Let him -- Let him play."

Yeah, I read that Trump is planning

to hold 10 more rallies before November 6th.

If he gets tired, they're just going to put a wig

on an air horn and hope nobody notices.

[ Imitating air horn ]

[ Air horn blows ] Thank you.

I saw that Trump actually scheduled a rally

in Florida on Halloween.

He's giving out tickets by saying it's a live performance

of "The Great Pumpkin."

[ Laughter and applause ]

But the midterms are just 11 days away.

Yeah, 11 days, or as Trump calls that, just one Scaramucci.

[ Laughter and applause ]

I read that Democrats are hoping

that their support for legal weed

will help them at the polls.

I don't know how confident you can feel

when your strategy relies on stoners remembering to vote.

It's like, "Is that -- Is that tomorrow?

November 29th, man, I'm there."

[ Laughter ]

"Isn't that Christmas?"

I heard that Utah might legalize marijuana.

So, a state lawmaker went to Nevada to research weed.

[ Light laughter ]

When asked what he learned,

his staff said, "That was four days ago.

He hasn't come back."

He's like, "I'll be right there November 29th."

As I mentioned, the midterms are coming up,

and Americans are more divided than ever about who to vote for.

So we thought, what if we can combine candidates

to create one candidate that everyone can agree on?

I'll show you what I mean.

For example, if you combine Missouri Republican Noga Sachs

with Tennessee Republican Jody Ball,

they become Ball Sachs.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Next up, if you combine

California Green Party candidate Barry Hermanson

with Michigan Democrat Debbie Dingell,

they become Dingell Barry.

[ Laughter ]

Everyone can relate to these.

If you combine --

[ Laughter ]

If you combine Illinois Republican Jaye DeBates

and Pennsylvania Republican Kurt Masser,

they become Masser DeBates.

-Thank you.

♪♪

-DeBates.

-If you --

[ Laughter ]

Now you're all playing along. Here we go right now.

Finally, if you combine Colorado Republican Peter Yu...

-Okay.

-...and Maryland Democrat Bill Frick,

they become Frick Yu.

I'm just saying, these are all candidates we can all agree on.

We can all vote for and come together.

Listen to this.

Did you guys hear that the Vatican

just launched a new game for kids

that's like "Pokémon GO" where you actually collect saints.

-Oh.

-When asked if it's as fun as "Pokémon GO,"

kids were like, "No."

[ Laughter ]

But it turns out that's not the only video game

that the Vatican made.

They also released a special Pope edition of Super Mario.

Check this thing out. [ Video game music plays ]

Uh-oh.

Oh. Wait.

What?

There's the smoke.

We got a new pope. There it is.

Fantastic game.

Once can see the smoke, that means you cleared the level.

-You have a new pope.

-This is going viral, guys.

Someone took a video of two corgis

working out on a treadmill.

Did you see this?

Two corgi dogs are working out at a gym.

But I'm not sure they were both

putting in the same amount of effort.

Watch this.

[ Laughter ]

That dude like...

As long as the Fitbit's on that paw, it totally counts.

Counts as a step.

For more infomation >> President Trump's Midterm Rally Tour - Duration: 4:11.

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Tonight Show Superlatives: 2018 NFL Season - Vikings and Saints - Duration: 1:34.

-First up, for the Vikings, is Tyler Conklin.

He was voted "Most Likely to Ask His Barber for

'The Genie from 'Aladdin.''"

[ Laughter ]

Next up, for the Vikings, we have Brandon Zylstra.

He was voted "Most Likely to Have an Adam's Grapefruit."

[ Laughter ]

Next up is Saints quarterback Drew Brees.

He was voted "Most Likely to be Your Dad's Old College Friend

Who's About to Crash With You Guys for Eight Months."

[ Laughter ]

"I remember when you were just the size of a beer can.

Now, get me a beer can."

Next, for New Orleans, we have Tre'Quan Smith.

He was voted "Most Likely to End Every Staring Contest

With a Soft Kiss."

[ Laughter ]

Next, for Minnesota, we have Kevin McDermott.

He was voted "Most Likely to Raise His Hand

Right Before the Bell Rings to Remind the Teacher

They Forgot to Assign Homework."

[ Laughter ]

"You also said something about a pop quiz."

Next up, for New Orleans, is Max Unger.

He was voted "Most Likely to Lean Into a River

and Catch a Salmon Using Only His Mouth."

Wow.

[ Chomps ]

[ Makes growling noise ]

Next up, from the Saints, we have Ken Crawley.

He was voted "Most Likely to Have Just Found Out

His Airbnb is Haunted."

[ Laughter ]

And Finally, for the Vikings, is David Morgan.

He was voted "Pre-Malone."

There you go, guys. Those are your NFL superlatives.

For more infomation >> Tonight Show Superlatives: 2018 NFL Season - Vikings and Saints - Duration: 1:34.

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20 Most Controversial Love Affairs of Bigg Boss House 🔥🔥🔥 - Duration: 8:13.

20 Most Controversial Love Affairs of Bigg Boss House

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Cute Baby Feeding Food For Daddy - Funny Cute Video - Duration: 3:09.

Do that to me, that's me. I'm more puppy

Thank you

The cameras are

Oh

Okay, take a bite Mellie

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"Shakti Kapoor" Per Gande Aarop Lagane Ke Baad Kaise Palti "Poonam Pandey" | MeToo Effect - Duration: 3:10.

"Shakti Kapoor" Pr Gande Aarop Lagane Ke Baad Palti "Poonam Pandey" | #MeToo Effect

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How to make Sand Screening Machine - Duration: 5:47.

How to make Sand Screening Machine from Cardboard

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Tom Tom | Drums Song | Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes - Duration: 2:03.

Oh Tom Tom he likes the beat

so listen to the rhythm in your feet

so now let's feel the rhythm in your toes

and now let's feel the rhythm in your nose

when Tom Tom he plays the beat

the people listening dance in the street

so now let's feel the rhythm in your thumbs

and now let's feel the rhythm in your bums

Tom Tom banging cymbals and drums

oh Tom Tom we're gonna have some fun

hey Tom Tom banging cymbals and drums

oh doo bop dee do bop bop

oh Tom Tom he likes the beat

so listen to the rhythm in your feet

so now let's feel the rhythm in your toes

and now let's feel the rhythm in your nose

when Tom Tom he plays the beat

the people listening dance in the street

so now let's feel the rhythm in your thumbs

and now let's feel the rhythm in your bums

Tom Tom banging cymbals and drums

oh Tom Tom we're gonna have some fun

hey Tom Tom banging cymbals and drums

oh Tom Tom we're gonna have some fun

hey Tom Tom banging cymbals and drums

oh doo bop dee doop bop dop

hi everyone, I hope you enjoyed our video

and for more Lah-Lah musical fun

don't forget to click on the next video

and don't forget to subscribe

see you soon

For more infomation >> Tom Tom | Drums Song | Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes - Duration: 2:03.

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Cute Sweet Baby And Pit Bull Dog Compilation - Funny Dogs Video - Duration: 3:59.

Okay

Yeah

But do my region my fault let's also do a video

Because if I

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Breakup status video - Very sad whatsapp status video - Duration: 2:25.

New sad whatsapp status

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Funny Pug Dog Moments Compilation #3 - Cute Dog Video - Duration: 10:41.

Give me mr. Free

Lucy you can do it

Oh

Don't give up Lucy

Come on Lu

You've done it before come on you can do it

There you go. Oh good

Cornette dick on it

Yeah, yeah munchies

I saw that

For you

Abba-abba-abba, Hey. Good morning. Are you awake?

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Str8 Jacket Memories (Official Music Video) - Duration: 4:23.

I REMEMBER NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

PARANOIA TURNS OFF

MY SCHIZOPHRENIA KICKS IN

NARCISSISM TO START HALUCINATING THE END

THE TERROR TAKES HOLD

THE CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR IS MY ENEMY

I'M JUST A HEARTBEAT

FROM SNAPPING AGAIN

I'M COUNTING DOWN TIL THE CHAOS BEGINS

WHEN THE DUST CLEARS AWAY

I START TO THINK THAT I'M ME AGAIN

ME AGAIN

THEY SAY IT'S JUST NOT SO

NEUROTIC UNDERTOW

SOME DUDE THAT I DON'T KNOW

STICKS THE NEEDLE IN

NOW I'M FLYIN HIGH

CAN'T FIGHT MY WAY BACK DOWN

CAUGHT UP IN ANOTHER PSYCHO MEMORY

BAA BA BEE DAHBEE DAH BEE DAAAH BEE DABBA

DEEP IN MY HEART THERE'S A SPARK IN THE DARK

WHERE IT GLOWS IT TURNS

BLACK!!!

SEEING CHOKE WITH MY HANDS 'ROUND YOUR THROAT AS YOU LIFELESS GO...

BLACK!!!

MENTAL

LOCO

ANTISOCIAL

VIOLENT? OH SO!

BAD ASS MOFO

CIRCUS FREAKSHOW

PLEASE LET ME GO

BOMB UP! TIME BLOW!

WHHOOOAAA!

WHEN THE DUST CLEARS AWAY I START TO THINK THAT I'M FREE AGAIN, FREE AGAIN

THEY SAY IT'S JUST NOT SO

A TICK IN MY BLOODFLOW

SOME CHICK THAT I DON'T KNOW

STICKS THE NEEDLE IN

NOW I'M FLYIN HIGH

CAN'T FIGHT MY WAY BACK DOWN

CAUGHT UP IN ANOTHER PSYCHO MEMORY

OH! I CAN FEEL THE RIDE

COURSIN THROUGH MY BURNIN VEINS

CAUGHT UP IN ANOTHER PSYCHO MEMORY

wooooooobbleeeeeedoooooooo

booobeeeleeebloooobeeedeeeebooobleeebeeleleelelbeeeeevbleoobeooobellelemememembleleleeoooo

wwaaaaaaahhhhhh

PARANOIA TURNS OFF MY SCHIZOPHRENIA KICKS IN

NARCISSISM TO START HALLUCINATING THE END

THE TERROR TAKES HOLD

THE CRAWLING UNDER MY

SKIN....MY....SKIN....MY

I'M JUST A HEARTBEAT FROM SNAPPING AGAIN

I'M COUNTIN DOWN TIL THE CHAOS BEGINS

MENTAL

LOCO

PSYCHOSOCIAL

BOMB UP TIME BLOW

WHOOOOAAAAAA

STR8 JACKET MEMORIES BOUNCING OFF OF THE WALLS INSIDE OF MY MIND

STR8 JACKET MEMORIES BOUNCING....HEY...wait...IS HE REPEATING THIS AGAIN?

(yes....he repeats the same thing over and over again!)

UGH!!!! REALLY?

(I think he is about to pop a blood vessel in his brain!)

(clearly he couldn't think of anything else to write here)

(BORING!!!! I wonder what's on TV right now?)

STR8 JACKET MEMORIES BOUNCING OFF

THE WALLS

SWEET DREAMS.....YOU BASTARD

I REMEMBER NOW

For more infomation >> Str8 Jacket Memories (Official Music Video) - Duration: 4:23.

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Bike Stunt Racer - New Best Android iOS Game HQ - Duration: 2:49.

Bike Stunt Racer - New Best Android iOS Game HQ

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