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Mike, Eddie, and Boner have nothing to do

on a Friday night.

They're loitering in a pizza place

and the best thing these broke losers can come up with

is park outside a drive-through movie.

They bump into an old pal, Roland, who's in college now.

Roland's picking up a bunch of pizzas

for a party that has no parents,

a ton of babes, and a heated pool.

They offer to carry his pizzas,

then drop to their knees and beg to come to this party.

Roland brings them to a huge house,

with plenty of drinks, and food,

and women all over the place.

This shit is poppin' off.

Mike, Eddie, and Boner quickly realize they are

in way over their heads with these awesome, hot people,

and promise each other to keep cool.

Boner goes to the bathroom, and when a conga line comes out,

tells his friends rich people

must use the bathroom in groups.

This Cookie Monster sweater-wearing hottie

is throwing flirty eyes.

Mike steps up to take his shot,

and blows on her hair?

Jesus Christ, Mike.

He stammers through some weak game,

but she says he's cute

because she's nice and also high on drugs.

Rhonda asks Mike if he wants to go to the bathroom with her.

He says no, because he's dense,

and she apologizes because he probably thinks

she's just after his stash.

She says it's "her treat"

and pulls out a cute little cocaine keychain. Amazing.

She asks if Mike is cool.

Mike says yes,

but it's clear as day that shit's a lie.

Rhonda says it's their turn,

and Mike covers by saying he can't go to the bathroom

because he has to go to the bathroom.

Smooth.

Mike bumps into Lana and warns her,

"There's cocaine at this party!"

She says, "Yeah, I hope so!"

because it's Friday goddamn night in 1987.

Officer Seaver alerts his friends.

"Psst! Fellas! There's snow on these here mountains!"

And points to the funnest bathroom in a 50-mile radius.

He tells his friends they're not interested in coke.

And they kinda agree,

but say they are interested in girls like Lana.

Mike says Lana does Rick James nose aerobics,

and he thought she was cool.

Eddie tells Mike to slow down

because lots of cool people also use cocaine.

And when Mike says that stuff kills,

Eddie very accurately says it will not hurt them

to use it once with these college babes.

Mike can't believe what he's hearing,

because all it takes is one time doing blow

with hot girls at a party to ruin your life forever.

Booooooo!

Also a B-story about watching movies at home?

Who the fuck cares.

Back to the coke party!

This coke party rules. The coolest.

But it's wasted on these losers

who are posted in the corner

discussing whether or not they should do free drugs.

Boner suggests it's fine if they do coke

as long as they're home by 10:00,

which is a good plan on paper

but admittedly has a few holes in it.

Kristy goddamn Swanson comes down the stairs

laughing her coked out nipples off

because her parents would be so upset

if they found out about this party

because it's their coke.

Marriage material.

Mike's about to scold her

for being an angel sent from heaven,

when Eddie steps in to introduce himself and Boner.

The polite thing to do at parties, you dingus.

Rhonda suggests they all do drugs together! Jackpot.

And Lana runs over saying the hot tub is perfect,

and it will be even more perfect

after they get yacked out of their skulls.

The hot college girls with rhyming names

are beckoning these dorks to come do their bathroom drugs!

Dream scenario.

But Mike has his arms folded like a narc.

He says he's not in the mood.

They ask what gives.

Mike says he's never done coke.

They say they'll be gentle

because their hospitality knows no bounds.

But Mike pouts, "I don't want to do coke,"

and the party stops.

Nerd alert.

They laugh in his face

and say they're going to check on that hot tub.

Mike's ready to bail.

But when his friends want to stay,

because they're not morons,

Mike throws a hissy fit and storms out of there.

Destiny awaits for Eddie and Boner.

Mike comes home way past his curfew

and tells his dad the whole pathetic story.

He went to the best party ever

and he didn't do drugs,

and everyone now knows he's a loser.

His dad says the only person he has to please is himself,

which is especially accurate

because the only action Mike's gonna be getting

in the foreseeable future is of the five knuckle variety.

Mike's dad says Eddie and Boner called to say

they didn't go to the bathroom, and they don't want to

because his best friends had the decency to lie to him

about doing cocaine with hotties after he left.

And the show ends with a very weird straight to camera

wall breaking PSA from Kirk Cameron.

And if you didn't want to do drugs before this mess,

you certainly do after.

So what did we learn today?

If you beg someone to take you

and your lame friends to a party,

and it turns out to be the best party ever,

be cool.

And if a beautiful, older woman and her friend

offers you free drugs in a hot tub,

DO. THE FREE DRUGS. IN. THE HOT TUB.

Don't stand around all,

"Well, golly gee whiz fellas. This stuff is bad news."

Because there's a time and a place for this shit,

and it's Friday night at a house party in 1987.

And don't make your friends feel bad

when they decide to do the right thing.

And if you have the best time of your life

after your sulky friend leaves,

be courteous and call his dad in the middle of the night

to tell a coked out lie

so he feels better about being a dingus.

See you next time on A Very Special Episode.

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Hey everyone its Rob finds treasure here and we've got a box of nickels from a Chase

Bank that I haven't hunted I have not hunted this Chase Bank I didn't even know where it

was and I ran across it at lunch today and I thought you know what

let me run in there and give $100 box of nickels I grabbed it I asked if anyone

other grabs nickels here she says no then she had quite a few in stock so I

left came back at 5:30 p.m. and grabbed another box with different color and

we've got to make sure it's circulated coins hopefully it is watch they've got

lots of boxes cuz no one hunts there because all you have is new stuff let's

see doesn't look too new to me yep there's an '05 I saw there all

right we definitely definitely definitely got a circulated box but I

don't see there we go that's it's like I can't hunt a box until I see an older

Jefferson as always everyone well loop you in if you find something cool let's

get to hunting 12th roll in got our first good find 1941 s we will

take it first 40s got three from the 50s and 3 '09's let's keep looking

all right guys we roll number 15 and look what we find here a silver San

Francisco mint 1942 put that down here in the cool finds good way to keep going

on this box and let's get back to the hunt roll number 19 and we got another

40s coin 1940 s so that makes a 41 and a 40 s good to see the San Francisco mint all

right well let's get back to looking roll number 22 and it has the look

figured I'd do this one live for you guys got a demon mark 1940 we'll take it

third from the 40s for three include the silver

27 through all the bucks and we got a 1948 Philadelphia four from the 40s now

to go along with eight from the 50s a 42 silver San Francisco and 4 09's 30th roll

the box guys and we got another 40s coin 1941 Philadelphia alright that makes

five coins from the 40s yeah 33rd roll the box and I can see it behind there

another 41 coin Philadelphia Mint amassing the 41's for sure that makes

six in the 40s nine in the 50s silver and 5 '09 s and that's the end of that

roll so let's grab the next one all right

everyone another box down we got 76 coins from the 60s 5 '09 s and 12 from the

50s some ugly ones 52 and 2 '54's that are in terrible shape 54 in a little

better shape 56 in terrible shape and a few more 56's including a really nice

one right there we got 2 '58 and three '59s including that

really nice one right there we ended up with a couple of 40s three

forty ones and a forty eight to make six in the 40s and then the find of the box

has to be this 1942 San Francisco silver war nickels hope you enjoyed this how

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The Biggest Banks In The World Help Finance Terrorism - Duration: 12:17.

The US has been engaged in the War on Terror for more than a decade, with hundreds of billions

of dollars being spent on bombs, jets, and drones that have done little more than make

defense contractors rich.

And while our government has been eager to fatten the wallets of defense contractors,

they're virtually ignoring one of the most effective ways to go after terrorists around

the globe, and that's to cut off their money.

The reason they're not going after that money is because some of the biggest banks in the

world, the same banks that Congress wants to deregulate even further, are helping to

launder money for terrorist groups.

In 2015 UBSAG paid millions of dollars to defend and settle what was characterized was

violations of US terrorism sanctions.

They thought it was a good idea to process hundreds of transactions worth millions of

dollars for entities that had been placed on terrorist blacklists.

They'd been warned about the terrorism blacklisting, but chose to ignore those warnings and take

profits anyway.

In 2016, HSBC was sued for laundering money for the cartel terrorists who murdered Americans.

The case was initiated in the Texas Federal Court and maintained that the London based

HSBC Bank had provided continuous, systematic support for laundering cartels terrorist money.

In 2012, Obama's then Attorney General Eric Holder fined HSBC almost two billion dollars

for engaging in cartel terrorist money laundering, and as you would expect for America's justice

department, nobody went to jail.

But as is usually the case when the government fails to act, civil lawsuits brought by lawmakers

and lawyers, they're there to protect the slack and in the last few years we've seen

a huge increase in the number of suits being filed against these criminal banking enterprises

that help terrorists send money all over the globe.

Joining me to talk about this is attorney Chris Paulos.

Chris, give us the big picture.

How are these banks playing a role in actually financing terrorism?

There's no question that that's going on, but most Americans don't understand how they

go about doing it.

Well, Pap, it's a common refrain that the lifeblood of terrorism is money.

And that's absolutely true.

Terrorism couldn't exist without sophisticated financing and ways in which money can be exchanged

to provide material support, and the farm of training, munitions, and so forth, even

safe haven for terrorists.

And in order to transfer money, or to get access to money, they need access to the US

financial system and the global financial system.

And banks, and other financial institutions, have been more than happy to provide that

for terrorist organizations, and fronts for terrorist organizations.

Tell us how banks can be held liable.

There's a pretty big threshold that has to be met.

How are you going after the banks?

Well, under US federal laws, specifically the Anti Terrorism Act, those who provide

financial support, or material support, to terrorist organizations can be held liable.

Now banks can either knowingly provide that support, or can recklessly provide that support.

And oftentimes, banks don't have the necessary compliance tools, or don't use the tools that

they're required to in order to track their customers, or to know their customers better.

And so, banks will provide financial services to organizations that have checkered pasts,

or that have business dealings with individuals that have been designated by the US government

and other governments globally, as terrorist organizations.

And it's the bank's duty to understand who they're doing business with.

And what we've seen over the last two decades, is that they've just simply turned a blind

eye to that duty.

You know, back in 2012 the guy called "Let 'em go" Eric Holder, hit HSB with a fine of

almost two billion dollars for their role in laundering money for terrorists.

But you know what, there again, Eric Holder let them go.

The Obama administration let them go, nobody went to jail, and we found after 2012, they

just started it all over again.

They had documents, Chris, as you know, that was very clear who made the decisions in the

bank.

They didn't have to arrest the bank and throw the bank in jail, they knew the people involved,

they had the names of the people involved that made these decisions, but Eric Holder

... and let me just preface it this, people don't realize Eric Holder comes from a law

firm that actually represents these types of white collar criminals, he's back with

them, by the way, Covington Burling in Washington DC.

So he's used to defending these white collar criminals, but to have them dead to rights

and let them go like he did, it's pathetic, and most people don't even know that story,

do they?

No, unfortunately, it did get a little press, but not a lot, not as much as you'd expect,

when these banks actually have admitted to the wrongdoing, they've admitted that they

were processing hundreds of billions of dollars in transactions for entities that they weren't

either keeping track of, or that were known to be affiliated with terrorist organizations.

And they were simply slapped on the wrist.

A two billion dollar fine for a bank like HSBC is a week's worth of profits, it's nothing,

it's now essentially a cost of doing business, and a perfect example of the revolving door

policies that we see coming out of Washington when folks who are charged with regulating

certain industries, specifically the financial industry, who are holding out for a better

job in the private sector, usually with one of these banks that they're investigating,

or trying to hold accountable.

Well what's so amazing on this is that they actually wrote out a document where they said,

"Yes, we did this.

Yes, we laundered money.

Yes, we knew it was going for terrorists.

Yes, we know people would be affected, killed by that process."

They actually signed a document to that effect, Eric Holder had all he needed to do to throw

these white collar thugs in prison, and took a pass on it, didn't do it, and then, after

he left the Attorney General's office, he goes to work with Covington Burling, which

represents some of these same people.

You know, there was a massive Congressional investigation into this issue not long ago.

Can you tell us what that investigation found?

You're right, Pap.

Congress investigated specifically HSBC and what it's conduct was related to providing

financial services to drug cartels, as well as state sponsors of terrorists such as Iran,

and other designated entities.

And Congress essentially uncovered what was happening inside this bank, and it was revealed,

at that time, that HSBC was doing this, they knew they were doing it, they were internally

flagging accounts for closure because of the risks associated with those accounts, and

then never closing the accounts because the money, through the drug cartels and the terrorist

organizations, was just too good for HSBC to turn down.

And unfortunately, they didn't stop doing it when they should have, and this clearly

financed many of the drug cartels, and many terrorist organizations in the Middle East.

Ultimately, HSBC never denied that that's what they did.

They went in front of Congress and said, "Yes, we did this.

And we will do better."

That was it.

So, they essentially came clean, but that's all that came of it, was a pittance of a fine

at the end of the day.

Yeah, what if the average American, Chris, appeared in front of Congress and said, "Yeah,

we washed money for people that we knew were involved in the process of killing Americans.

Yeah, we did that.

As a matter of fact, we knew exactly what we were doing, and oh, by the way, we made

a lot of money doing that."

What if the average American appeared in front of Congress and testified to that?

But that's what happened in this country, and Eric Holder and the Obama administration,

allowed it to happen.

And nobody was prosecuted, and because of that, we know see that other banks were also

involved as well, right?

We've got other people involved besides HSBC.

You brought a lawsuit against these banks, didn't you?

It's pretty shocking, Pap.

I mean, the black letter of the law shows that there's no difference between somebody

who commits terrorism and somebody who financed terrorism.

Same with drug cartels.

If you finance drug cartels, or wash their money, or launder their money, you might as

well be the drug cartel itself.

But you can bet your bottom dollar that if the drug cartel, or the leader of Hezbollah

came in front of Congress or the Department of Justice and said, "You know what, I'll

just give you two billion dollars, and don't prosecute me," you know the US government

wouldn't take that deal.

But yet when it's got the cloak of a corporation, or when it's a global bank and white shoe

firms helping grease the skids, you get these types of deals, and you see the imbalance

of justice.

Yeah, I mean we expected this from the Bush administration, but when you had Obama come

into office, and he said, "Look, you know, we're going to change the way we do business

in DC where it comes to corporate criminals."

So it wasn't just Eric Holder, it was Loretta Lynch who came after him, she had all of the

information, they make this big proclamation about ... I remember the press conference,

like, "Oh, this is huge, we got two billion dollars."

And somebody in the audience asked, "Well, who did you prosecute?"

And they said, "Well, we're not really going to ... " It was the most ridiculous exchange

between the Justice Department and the questions out in the audience by the reporters saying,

"Wait, I don't get this.

They just admitted that they engaged in criminal conduct that cost American's lives, and nobody's

being prosecuted."

So after that, as you would expect, other banks said, "Well, heck, we'll do it too."

Isn't that kind of what happened here?

Yeah, it's essentially what HSBC was doing wasn't any different than what other global

banks were doing, and since then, other global banks too have been arm wrestled to the negotiating

table and have been able to pay fines to get out from underneath criminal investigations,

while admitting that they were also providing financial transactions to drug cartels and

terrorists.

And not only that, these banks were teaching these individuals and entities how to get

away with masking these financial transactions.

So even if these banks were to stop what they were doing, they've already trained the bad

actors on how to do it, and so these folks will just go to another bank and do the same

sorts of things.

Well, you know, as I say, Eric Holder after ... first of all, sorry, here.

Covington Burling represented most of these same banks.

So he's Attorney General, he gives them a free pass for murder, actually mass murder

of Americans.

Then after he does that, he goes back to work for Covington Burling.

Seems to be like there ought to be a Congressional investigation of that.

Look, how successful do you think these lawsuits can actually be in not only helping victims

recover damages, but also in preventing future damages, what's your take?

I think these lawsuits will be successful, Pap, particularly when we're starting to see

de-regulations, or regulations being rolled back by the current administration.

Somebody has to hold these banks accountable, and it's going to be the people who themselves

who were actually injured by these terrorists and these drug cartels who can use the current

federal laws under the Anti Terrorism Act, to hold these banks responsible.

We think the facts are very strong, we think the evidence is very strong, so we think that

we can-

Yeah, I can-

Will be successful in these lawsuits.

Go get 'em Chris, and don't ... show enough facts to where you're going to embarrass,

I want you to embarrass the Department of Justice.

I want you to embarrass Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch for what they've done here, and then

maybe the next time this happens an Attorney General will be a little less likely to let

criminal murderers go free because they simply happen to have a lot of money.

Thanks for joining me.

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I wonder what it would be like to live in a world without Milo.

♪ If only Milo wasn't where we are, ♪

♪ if he disappeared and not lived on Earth. ♪

♪ I would like to dance and give thanks to heaven, ♪

♪ and I would celebrate in clubs, I would forbid crying to everyone. ♪

♪ And the world would be safe, ♪

♪ without the inventor of mass destruction. ♪

♪ I only think of mankind and the next days, ♪

♪ let our space program send Milo a little further. ♪

♪ The sun would shine again, ♪

♪ and world peace has protected us.

♪ Signs CAUTION would go away, ♪

♪ and the physics and confusion that Milo would cause would disappear. ♪

♪ The world would be more beautiful without Milo, ♪

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