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(hip hop music)

I'm not gonna eat that nasty ass (bleep).

It looks like that thing died two decades ago.

It's a little grey, right?

Laugh it up!

The Korean girl can't cook no American barbecue, whatever!

I'm not doing this for them. I'm doing this for Ceaser.

To show him how sorry I am

for letting Puma and O'(bleep) into the shop.

Ah! Oh my god!

Hi Ceas. You want a burger?

I'm not talking to you right now.

-Why? -You know why.

Alright, he's not in the mood for barbecue.

It's okay. I came fully prepared.

Ceaser, did you lose weight?

I see some muscle, you been working out?

No. (laughs)

You want a massage?

No, I definitely don't want that.

Look, I know what Bae's trying to do here.

But nothing's gonna change the fact that Bae let Puma

and O'(bleep) disrespect my shop.

So, no amount of mother (bleep) compliments

or this (bleep) bum ass barbecue is gonna solve my problems.

You know what? I got a surprise for you.

-What? -Follow me, follow me!

Listen, I knew it wasn't gonna be easy

to turn this situation around.

But, this next surprise right here is the one that

I'm really, really excited about.

-Girl, what the (bleep) is that? -Go sit.

Hold on to your socks Ceas,

cause they're about to get knocked off.

That (bleep) box just moved!

Is there a animal in there?

(knocks) (box ripping)

Oh my god!

Surprise, bitches.

What the (bleep)?

Is you got me a mail order bride or something?

What's going on here?

(laughs)

-This is Toki. -Hi, Toki.

Jadah got fired, so, this is the new receptionist!

Let me just- Let me just get out the mother (bleep) box.

You see Toki? Toki gonna work, look!

Wait a second, wait a second. I truly can't get out the box.

(laughs) Bitch, what the (bleep)?

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Ridiculous Answers To 'Where Babies Come From? Ft. Ayushmann Khurrana & Sanya Malhotra | MissMalini - Duration: 1:42.

Tumhein badaloon par rakha Bhagwan ne

aur neeche bhej diya

Courier se aaye the tum, ekdum fast

Ek pari aake aake tumhe thama ke gayi thi

Tumhein badaloon par rakha Bhagwan ne

aur neeche bhej diya

Papa ne haath pakda mera

aur tum humare samne aa gayi

Pata hai kya

ek saadhu baba ne tumhaari mummy par jaadu kiya tha

Awle... Courier se aaye the tum, ekdum fast

Aise

Aande se nikle hail tum

jaise murgi ke bache nikalte hai bilkul waise

You're not a mammal.

Ek din papa ne bedroom ki light band ki

aur phir on ki toh tum the waha

Jungle se laya hai tumhe.

Real life mogli tum hi ho

But tum chaadi pehenke paida nahi hue the

Shaktimaan! Shaktimaan! Waise aaye the tum.

Tumhe dustbin se uthya tha.

Ek nadi mein, patton ke upar terr te hue aaye the tum

Koi chod gaya tha tumhe ghar pe bahar

Poorey 4 hafton ka maun vrat rakha tha

meine aur tumhare papa ne,

Uske baad tum aaye the cheekte chilate hue.

Uska baad hum kabhi maun nahi ho paya.

Mandir ki seediyon se uthaaya hai tumhe

Saachi aise kisi ke mummy papa ne bola hai.

Badhaai Ho mein bhi ek naya mehmaan aane wala hai

Nahi! Nahi! Humara nahi.

Inka chota bhai ya behen aane wala hai.

Haan! Matlab dekho sari bhasad ko on 19th of October

jab humari film release ho rahi hai.

Take your parents along.

Like, share and subscribe .

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Bananas Wrapped in Plastic is Why We Cannot Have Nice Things, WTF?! - Duration: 7:41.

(playful music)

- Hi, I'm Jerry James Stone and welcome

to another episode of What the Fork?!

Today we're gonna talk about, well, bananas.

So, there's this Korean market that has been

packaging up bananas in this really kind of

ingenious but also really, really, wasteful way,

and I think it's kinda cool so I

think it's definitely worth mentioning.

They basically take six bananas that are at different

stages of ripeness from like green to yellow

and wrap it all up and basically, so when you buy it,

you have a banana that's the perfect ripeness

every single day, 'cause each one is different

whereas opposed to, you know, when you

regularly buy bananas, you buy a bunch

and they're all at the same ripeness.

So it's kind of a cool idea.

I mean, it's innovative and I like that aspect of it,

but I really hate the part where

it's really, really wasteful. But before I get into that,

I have a question for all of you who are watching.

So, we all have our preference when it comes to bananas.

Like, some people like 'em green,

some people like 'em really, really ripe,

some like 'em somewhere in between

like this really cool banana number chart.

So I wanna know what your banana number is, okay?

The banana number is not like a real thing,

but just use this chart and tell me what you prefer.

I'm kinda curious as to which ripeness you like your banana.

I'll just sit here and wait.

Okay, I'm kidding, I'm not gonna wait,

but like anyway, just leave a comment

and tell me what you think.

So, like I said, this is pretty wasteful,

and the reason it's wasteful is because

bananas kinda come in their own packaging, right?

They have a peel; you don't need

to actually wrap them in plastic.

I get it, you're selling this convenience

of the six bananas where you always have

the perfect banana for every day of the week,

but is it really worth all the waste?

You could just have the different bananas

in different ripeness, in different, you know,

piles within the store and people can just pick 'em out.

You don't actually have to like bundle them up,

and I think having all that

plastic waste is a really big problem.

We currently, as a, you know, Planet Earth,

we dump like a garbage truck's worth of plastic

and trash into the ocean every minute, every single minute,

so much so that there's literally an island of trash

floating out in the pacific island

that's like three times the size of France.

That's how much trash is like just out there floating

already, and we're already adding in a garbage truck

every single minute, so having more waste

like wrapping bananas in plastic when they already have

a peel just seems silly to me.

I'm just wondering, is that something that you care about?

I care about that stuff a lot,

but I'd love to hear your thoughts on it,

and here's a really funny thing too.

Banana peels are actually edible.

Now, I haven't eaten one, but you have to cook them first.

That's the caveat for them, but they're actually edible,

and when you think about food waste,

at least here in America, we throw out 40% of the food

that we grow, so maybe we should start

eating the banana peels, I don't know,

but you don't actually have to, at least not yet.

Here's something really interesting.

There's some farmers in Japan who are actually developing

a banana where you can eat the

peel just like you eat an apple.

So you eat the whole darn fruit,

and I say like, you know what, that shit is bananas.

Okay, that's my little shout out to Gwen Stefani,

but yeah, you can actually eat the whole banana.

I haven't tried it, but if you're in Japan

and you're watching this, please let me know.

I'm kinda curious, what does it taste like?

Is it tasty, because I haven't ever eaten a banana peel.

Like I said, Americans throw out a lot of food.

We throw out 40% of the food that we grow.

That's a lot of wasted water and hungry people

that aren't getting food, and if you wanna know

exactly what that breakdown is for Americans wasting food,

be sure to check out my video on American food waste.

Even without the edible banana peel that's

coming from Japan, bananas are actually

a pretty interesting food in general.

First off, they're actually a berry

because they have the seeds on the inside of the fruit.

So, for example, strawberries are not a berry

'cause they have the seeds on the outside of the fruit.

They're also radioactive, did you know that?

They put out radiation, who knew?

And you probably think that bananas come

from a tree, but they actually don't.

The plant that the banana grows on

is actually classified as an herb.

It's literally the world's largest herb,

but it's an herb and not a tree,

and if you've ever used the banana emoji in sexting,

if you're wondering how they get that penile curve

they have, here's a really kind of funny thing.

So, bananas, when they're growing on that really large

herb, they actually grow upside down.

So when they're growing, they grow upside down

and they grow towards the sun.

So that's how they get that shape.

So, basically, the banana plant... herb, tree...whatever it is,

just kidding, that banana tree has like a gazillion

tiny little penile banana things growing off of it

and, you know what, no Viagra needed.

And speaking of penile and Viagra and all that stuff,

did you know that Gwen Stefani is

actually a distant cousin of Madonna?

Okay, I just wanted to share that.

That's actually not the way I was going.

Honestly, the thing I wanted to tell you

is that in 2016, China actually passed a law

that prohibits people from seductively

eating a banana in a livestream.

So, you know, when you're using that banana emoji,

it's not just you that thinks it looks

like a penis, China thinks so too.

So, there you go.

The fact is, people love bananas.

It's one of the most popular fruits.

Here in America, we consume 27 pounds of bananas per person

per year, and let me just say that one more time.

We consume 27 pounds of bananas per person per year.

That's a lot of bananas!

I'm not sure why the banana is so popular.

I mean, I personally like them.

Maybe it's because, did you know this,

that the banana actually shares 50% of its DNA with people?

So, we're like, you know, kinda related.

I guess that makes it sort of cannibalistic

if you eat bananas, probably not, not really.

Keep eating your bananas 'cause they are really healthy.

They're high in potassium, they're really good for you,

and if you are a banana lover, please don't buy this

package, well, you have to be in Korea,

but, you know, who knows, it might actually take off

'cause those sort of things do.

Please don't buy this type of stuff.

It's really, really wasteful.

The amount of plastic and trash that goes into making

that package of six perfect bananas is just over the top.

You can easily have the perfect

banana with very little effort.

I actually have a video on it that shows you

how to store bananas to make them ripen the way

you want to or to prevent them from ripening.

So be sure to check that out, and one last

little fun fact on all this banana stuff.

Did you know that the Twinkie was

originally banana flavored, who knew?

I did not, until recently.

Thanks for tuning in.

I'll see you guys next time.

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When a festival arrives, there is happiness in every home.

In our home, our father brings new clothes for us all.

We wait very eagerly for the day to wear them.

Mom would have us wake up in the morning, bathe, and wear new clothes.

Before we wear those clothes, she would apply some turmeric and keep them at god.

They say turmeric is a symbol of holiness.

That's not a superstition.

Still, we put turmeric to every new item we get home.

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uhm... Hi

La Me here

I'm gonna... comment? i don't know ._.

look at that smile

yeah, the most friendly face ever UwU

ugh... i hate hands...

they are so hard to make!!!

i had to stop the recording here because it was taking me too much time

these details are SO COOL!! I LOVE THEM!!

you can see the colors are starting to get crazy ;-;

i still don't know why it happens...

do you know why?? ;-;

CrAzY cOlOrSsSsSsSs

even the lags... wow, i'm so lucky -_-

WHY ARE THE COLORS LIKE THAT?! *cry*

blood OvO

Mh mh, spider dance UwU

*dance like Muffet*

(In the description you can find the drawing if you want to see how it REALLY came out)

(you know... without "crazy colors")

Thanks for watching!!

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Royal Family News_Prince Harry displays fatherly qualities after Meghan's pregnancy announced - Duration: 2:34.

meghan markle

Prince Harry displays fatherly qualities after Megan's pregnancy announced Prince

Harry displayed his fatherly qualities on the second day of his

much-anticipated tour of Australia after he and Megan marquel touched down in the

regional city of Dubbo for a packed day of engagements thought the royal couple

were greeted on the tarmac by a horde of excited schoolchildren who clamor to

gain the attention of the in-demand duo when they descended their Royal

Australian Air Force aeroplanes Harry displayed all his royal charm allowing

one young schoolboy to stroke his beard before giving him a hug Luke Vincent 5ab

yuning young public school greeted the prince at the end of a line of

schoolchildren who had travelled to the airport to welcome the couple to the

regional town by waving flags Luke tugged on the princes beard upon meeting

him and was lucky enough to receive a hug from both the prince and Megan dot

Kensington Palace announced the news of the Duchess's pregnancy on Monday to the

joy of royal spectators and well-wishers in a statement the palace said their

Royal Highnesses are very pleased to announce the duchess of sussex is

expecting a baby in spring 2019 their royal highnesses very much appreciate

all of the support they have received from people around the world since their

wedding in May and are delighted to be able to share their happy news

commenting on Megan's mother Doria Raglan zone excitement at the news

the statement added ms Doria Ragland is very happy about the lovely news and she

looks forward to welcoming her first grandchild

Prince Harry was reported to be an emotional wreck following the

announcement of Megan's pregnancy but is overjoyed by the news a source told the

Daily Mail it was something he wanted for a long time and he couldn't be

happier he is so protective of her the royal

couple are in the regional city of Dubbo New South Wales to visit the Royal

Flying Doctor Service which provides vital health services to rural and

remote communities across parts of Australia dot they will also visit

farmers affected by droughts which have crippled large swathes of the country

this year the couple will then hold a public picnic in Victoria Park where

Prince Harry give a speech to numerous members of the

public who have been invited to attend the Duke and Duchess will conclude their

itinerary on day 2 by visiting a local school working with Aboriginal and

Torres Strait ice lenders where they will play football and netball with the

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Royal Family News_Meghan Markle pregnant,Why is Meghan considered pregnancy' like the Queen - Duration: 2:22.

meghan markle

meagan Markel pregnant why is Megan considered a geriatric pregnancy like

the Queen Megan Markel and Prince Harry are delighted to be expecting their

first baby in the spring of 2019 so why is Megan considered to be having

a geriatric pregnancy megan Markel and prince harry announced their exciting

news on Monday as they embarked on a jam-packed two-week tour of Australia

New Zealand Fiji and Tonga the couple were out for the first day of the tour

on Tuesday with Megan showing hints of a baby bump in a chic white dress and

while the Duchess looks radiant with good health her age Megan is 37

technically classifies her as having a geriatric pregnancy the term was used

for women who are 35 and above but is now considered very old fashioned taught

Megan certainly isn't alone in having her pregnancy later in her 30s according

to figures from the Office for National Statistics 54 percent of mums in England

and Wales are 30 and above and about one in five is 35 or older when she gives

birth in fact the Queen herself had a geriatric pregnancy Queen Elizabeth the

second now 92 gave birth to Prince Edward at the age of 37 the same age

Megan will be when she delivers Megan's sister-in-law Kate Duchess of Cambridge

also had a geriatric pregnancy giving birth to Prince Lewis at the age of 36

dot what are megan and harry doing in australia the first major royal tour for

the couple will encompass the four commonwealth nations over two weeks dot

Kensington Palace announced the trip will focus on youth leadership and

projects being undertaken by young people to address the social economic

and environmental challenges of the region the visit will also concentrate

on environmental and conservation efforts and the whole trip will center

around the inventors games to be held in Sydney

Prince Harry was appointed Commonwealth Youth ambassador in April and is said to

be eager to begin his work in his new role the couple will take part in a

staggering 76 engagements during the tour and while Megan will be very

involved is said to be understandably a bit

nervous thanks for watch please subscribe and support this channel

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