-Let's talk about "Child Support."
It's coming back, Season 2 on ABC.
Now, this is a great idea. Was this your idea?
-No, it was a joint --
They came to me and said they wanted to do something with me.
And we thought about it together.
No, it was -- I had the easy job.
They just said we want you to do something.
And it was ad-libbing in a room with kids, which is so much fun.
It's the best of both worlds 'cause you can have fun.
And then leave them to it someone else, an adult.
[ Laughter ]
You know what I mean? You can just walk away.
I'd have kids if it was like that.
Like if I could just have them three hours a day.
-Then you just leave.
-Yeah, just leave. They're yours now.
No, but they're real fun and they're really honest.
And it's -- the point of the game show is --
it's a normal quiz show, where people can win big money.
And if they get the question wrong, they're not out.
It's thrown to me and the kids,
and just one of them has to get the question right.
So, I'm not allowed to give them clues or --
But I can sort of have a think, you know?
But they're just so honest.
-And if the kids get it right, then the person playing
will win and they get more money.
-They're sort of 7 and 8 years old, 6, 7, 8.
And they just -- one of them just looked at me and went,
"We can see your bald spot." [ Laughter ]
And I went, "Brilliant. Thanks."
-That's the best stuff. -It's great.
-When you and the kids get heated -- 'cause you fight back.
-Yeah. Well, yeah, I know.
And I try and be as annoying as they are.
If they're doing -- if they're messing around, I go, "Right."
I do it more. I act like a child.
So it's perfect for me. It's easy.
One little girl said to me, "Are you married?"
And I said, "No,
but I've had the same girlfriend for 30 years."
She went, "Why don't you propose to her, then?" Like that.
[ Laughter ]
It's really sweet.
And then another little girl said,
"Well, you should get her a big diamond ring
because you ain't that special."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-And it's coming from little kids.
And it's so cute.
It's really funny.
And I love Fred Savage as well.
-Oh, he's great, yeah.
-I love hearing you laugh
because they all make fun of you.
And they'll say something that will make you laugh.
And you just have a very distinct laugh.
-It's annoying, isn't it?
-No, no, I love it.
I think it's charming. It's you. It's your laugh.
-Thank you.
-You're not making it up. -No, no.
-That's how you laugh.
But someone on YouTube -- I love YouTube.
-Yeah.
-It's the greatest invention in the entire world.
-I spent an hour the other day
watching people pull maggots out of their head.
[ Laughter ]
-That's not what I'm talking about.
This is more creative and fun.
Someone made a dance track to you --
By the way, someone tried to send me that,
and I wouldn't open it.
I go, "I don't want to see people pull maggots --
-It's incredible. -No, I don't want to see it.
Don't tell me about it. -I was jealous.
I was wishing I had one. -No, absolutely not.
No, someone made something that is a dance track
that they looped your laugh.
-Oh, God.
-And it's a pretty good -- Take a listen to this.
♪♪
♪♪
-That's all you. -That's amazing.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I've seen a few -- I've seen a few
where they've taken little loops of me
being annoying or making stupid noises.
There was one when I was annoying a friend of mine.
And I did this really annoying noise.
And they looped it for like 15 minutes.
-Yeah. I heard this actually.
We do have it, and I don't know --
I mean, I don't know how long -- it's 15 --
I can't last 15 minutes.
Do you want to see how long we can last?
-I think it annoys me more than anyone else.
It absolutely -- It horrifies me.
So I don't think anyone can -- oh, God.
-Well, let's listen to it.
And when we want to tap out... -Okay.
-...we can tap out. Roots?
Take a listen to this. Let's put up a clock here.
Can we have a clock?
And just see how long we can...
-[ Squawking ]
[ Laughter ]
-[Bleep] hell.
[ Laughter ]
[ Squawking ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Squawking ]
That's enough. [Bleep] hell!
-All right, stop, stop, stop, stop, I can't do it anymore.
How long did I go? [ Applause ]
30 seconds, not bad.
That goes on for 15 minutes.
And now I can't get it out of my head.
Can we just play the dance track song one more time?
♪♪
That's perfect. Ricky Gervais, everybody!
Season 2 of "Child Support"
returns October 5th at 9:00 p.m. on ABC.
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