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-Thank you.

Oh, man, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I'm so happy to be here and not at home with my wife.

Yeah, yeah, I like to miss her.

Actually I love -- I love to miss her...

a lot, a lot, a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

She's, you know, you could hear it in my voice.

A lot of you picked up in it.

"This guy's married." You can hear it, you know?

There's a little essence of defeat

every time I open my mouth.

Yeah. 15 years, man.

15 years in the same spot.

[ Applause ]

Yeah. Yeah.

[ Laughing ]

Yeah. Yeah.

She's my best friend.

♪ She's my best friend ♪

Is she? Is she my best friend? Is she?

Jason. Jason was my best friend.

I haven't seen Jason in 15 years.

15...

I should give him a call. Hey, buddy.

15 years. Don't get it twisted, guys.

I love her. I love this woman.

She's changed me. I'm not the same dude anymore.

I'm not.

I-I care now.

Ugh.

I...[Laughs]

I care. I care so much! I care.

I care about stuff I never cared about before, like sunny days.

I like sunny days now.

Yeah. It's a sunny day.

We should go outside and do something.

Like I've said that out loud as a man.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

Cats. I like cats now.

That's new. Yeah, that's new.

I was a dog guy my whole life.

I used to think that cats were really fancy squirrels

that hung around outside.

Meow? That's a fancy squirrel.

We should invite him in.

It sounds like he wears a top hat and a scarf.

I want to hear his story.

That one probably has

a delightful British accent, right?

Here's the one where I lose a lot of people.

Sports. I'm not into sports anymore.

Yeah. All right.

You don't need to join me.

But it was by accident, right?

I was watching a football game,

and I hit "previous channel" on the remote.

And then it jumped to a whole nother channel

and then that's when I discovered this HGTV.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Oh, you guys are aware of it?

What? You've seen this Home and Garden Network?

Oh, what a delightful network that is.

I missed the whole game because I got caught up

in a marathon of "Property Brothers,"

"Flip or Flop," "House Hunters."

I was yelling at the TV like it was a football game.

Get the marble counters!

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

No! No!

Not those cabinets, that's not going to add property value!

What are we doing, team? What are we doing?

Pick number two, it has a finished basement!

[ Applause ]

I'm passionate. I'm passionate.

And then, if you watch HGTV,

you know their crown jewel, that "Fixer Upper" show?

Yeah, again, yeah.

With Joanna and Chip in Waco, Texas?

What?

First of all, first of all,

you can buy a house for $5 in Waco, Texas...

[ Laughter and applause ]

...according to Joanna and Chip, right?

Joanna is exotic-looking.

You don't know what she is.

Chip is this funny white guy that can fix anything

and makes me giggle every episode.

[ Laughter ]

Get off that tree, Chip. You're gonna break something.

[ Laughter ]

I feel -- I feel the way the men are looking at me,

like, "Oh, this one is suspect."

I feel suspect.

I went on Google and started asking questions.

Do I have low "T," right?

Yeah. I had to answer some questions.

Do you like iced lattes?

Yes.

Do you enjoy Sunday brunch?

On a sunny day? Yes.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

Do you watch more than 17 cat videos in a week?

Only way to start the morning. Yes.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Go see your doctor.

I go see my doctor. I got tested.

Came back. All my levels are normal, right?

Come back. Tell my lady.

"Hey, babe, I don't know what's going on.

The doctor says I'm fine, but I cried at the end of 'Coco.'"

[ Laughter ]

That movie snuck up on me.

She tells me, "Babe, just be proud of yourself

because I'm proud of you.

You're just evolving."

[ Laughter ]

Evolving? Evolving.

I don't like that word. Evolving.

I don't think I'm evolving.

I just think you're murdering the man I used to be

every night.

You say it's sleep apnea,

but I clearly see a pillow coming off of my face.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Thank you so much. My name's Orlanda Leyba.

I'm humbled.

♪♪

-Orlando Leyba!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Check out his special on HBO Latino November 16th.

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Gayle King Is Pushing Oprah to Run for President - Duration: 4:48.

-Guys, this weekend is Daylight Savings Time

which means we all get to sleep in an extra hour on Sunday.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's right.

We all gain an hour and then lose that hour trying to

change the clock on the microwave.

Should I press Start? I already pressed Clock.

I pressed Clock!

And this is fun, Sunday is also the New York City Marathon.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Or as it's also known, the Super Bowl of chafing.

[ Laughter ]

Let's get to some news here, in a new interview,

Gayle King said that she's still encouraging Oprah

to run for president in 2020.

[ Cheers and applause ]

When he heard that, Joe Biden was like,

"Shut up, Gayle."

[ Laughter ]

Get this, one of Hillary Clinton's advisors say

that it's more likely that she wins the Powerball

than runs for president again.

[ Audience "Aw"s ]

And Vladimir Putin said,

[Russian accent] Matter of fact, we control that too.

[ Laughter ]

We'll give it to North Carolina.

[ Normal voice ] Well, the midterms are on Tuesday,

and as of now, republicans are favored

to keep control of the Senate, while democrats are favored

to win the House, but today, President Trump said,

[As Trump] "I'd give it all up if I could have Kanye back."

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Hey, I saw that this week at the White House

Trump gave a big speech about immigration.

I know.

Like when your drunk friend grabs the mic at a wedding

you don't know what he's gonna say,

you just know you'll be apologizing to everyone later

he'll go, "Ah, you really wanted to say something?"

[ Slurred ] "I slept with her."

[ Normal voice ] "All right, man, get out of here."

[ Laughter ]

According to a new poll, 40% of vo--

[ Horn blows ]

Oh, guys you know what that sounds means.

[ Laughter ]

-What?

-It's time for "News Break Dance Break".

♪♪

The midterm elections are two days away.

♪♪

Trump's endorsing Canada, as he's got a lot to say.

♪♪

If you want to make a change, voting is quicker.

♪♪

Plus, you'll get an "I Voted" sticker.

♪♪

Hey!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!

-Listen to this, KFC gave a family $11,000

for naming their baby girl after Colonel Sanders.

[ Murmurs ]

They say the money will really help the new baby,

along with her siblings, Long John Silver

and P.F. Chang.

[ Laughter ]

What a cute baby.

Cute baby.

That's right, KFC gave a family $11,000

for naming their baby girl after Colonel Sanders.

It's a crazy story, actually inspired me to

get out my guitar and write that baby a "Tonight Show Tiny Song".

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪ You're the Colonel Sanders' baby ♪

♪ Will you need therapy? Maybe ♪

♪ Now we know what your parent's price is ♪

♪ To name you for 11 herbs and spices ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the Colonel Sanders' baby ♪

♪ You're the Colonel Sanders' baby ♪

[ Thunderous cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ]

She wanted to take it. She wanted to take it.

-Yeah, man, you gotta do it.

-Guys, the news is so crazy lately

it almost feels like someone blended

a bunch of stories together, so we thought,

"What if we took some real headlines

and blended them together, would the new stories

be any crazier than the actual news?" Let's find out.

If you blend the stories, "Star of RuPaul's Drag Race

On Broadway," "Mike Pence Warns About Losing Seats,"

and "Runners End Up Gaining Weight After Marathon,"

you get, "Mike Pence Gets Lost Running Marathon,

Ends Up On RuPaul's Drag Race."

[ Laughter ]

I'd watch that. -Yeah.

-I would watch that. -Why not.

-Next up, if you blend the stories,

"Axl Rose Screams 'Get Out And Vote,'"

"Woman Claims She Has Sex With Ghosts,"

and, "Can't Believe It, Apple Unveils Bagel Emoji,"

you get, "Ghosted By Woman, Axl Rose Has Sex With Bagels,

Screams, 'I Can't Get It Out!'".

[ Laughter ]

That's a little weirder.

Here is the last one. -Oh!

-If you blend the stories, "China Goes Nuts Over Trump's

Growing Tariffs," "Drunk Baggage Handler Falls Asleep In 737,"

and "Man Throws Extra iPhone Into Nuclear Power Plant,"

you get, "Donald Trump Falls Into Nuclear Power Plant,

Grows 737 Extra Nuts."

[ Laughter ]

Wild story. -Wild.

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Kids Dress Up Song | Let's Put On A Show | Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes - Duration: 2:27.

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

will you come to my party?

let's put on a show

yeah here we go!

can you sing a song?

lah lah la la lah

can you sing a song?

lah lah la la lah

can you sing a song?

lah lah la la lah

will you sing at my party?

let's sing a song

yeah here we go!

lah lah lah ...

lah lah lah ...

can you lead the band?

one two three four

can you lead the band?

one two three four

can you lead the band?

one two three four

will you lead them at my party?

let's lead the band

yeah here we go!

can you play the horn?

baa baa ba ba baa

can you play the horn?

baa baa ba ba baa

can you play the horn?

baa baa ba ba baa

will you play it at my party?

let's play the horn

yeah here we go!

can you take a bow?

bow bow bow bow bow

can you take a bow?

bow bow bow bow bow

can you take a bow?

bow bow bow bow bow

will you bow at my party?

let's take a bow

yeah here we go!

lah lah lah ...

lah lah lah ...

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

let's put on a show

doo doo do do doo

will you come to my party?

let's put on a show

yeah here we go!

hi everyone, I hope you enjoyed our video

and for more Lah-Lah musical fun

don't forget to click on the next video

and don't forget to subscribe

see you soon!

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Delicious Paella Recipe

In this article, we will show you two delicious ways to make paella so that you can enjoy one of the most iconic Spanish recipes.

It's delicious, nutritious and a symbol of Spanish cuisine.

 This tasty paella recipe gives you the pleasure of enjoying a wonderful healthy meal without having you feel guilty.

This real delicacy is a combination of rice, stir-fried vegetables, shellfish, chicken or red meat. It's high in protein, vitamin A, and minerals such as zinc, selenium, and iron.

Likewise, the shellfish are a great source of omega 3 fatty acids.

It's good for preventing cardiovascular disease and for fighting against cancer.

Two Delicious Ways to Make Paella.

Valencian Paella.

The queen of all paella and one of the most famous Spanish dishes worldwide.

People are often confused about "Valencian paella"  due to there being many types of rice.

Traditional Valencian paella — the one in the recipe below — has rabbit, chicken, and beans.

It's different from shellfish or mixed paella, which is a mixture of shellfish and chicken.

Ingredients for 4-6 Portions.

2 cups of rice (400 g) 1/2 red pepper (30 g) Salt and pepper, to taste 4 cups of poultry stock (1 L) A medium sized tomato (60 g) 1 small sprig of rosemary Extra virgin olive oil 1/2 kg of chicken, cut into pieces 1/2 kg of rabbit, cut into pieces 1 handful of string beans (80 g) 1/2 cup of white beans (100 g) 1 teaspoon of paprika (5 g) A few strands of saffron (you can substitute it with yellow coloring, but this isn't recommended).

Preparation.

Fry the pieces of chicken and rabbit in a paella pan (a large, deep frying pan) with olive oil.

When the meat is lightly browned on all sides, add the string beans and stir for a few minutes, making sure that they do not burn.

Cut the tomato into small pieces and add it along with the white beans.

Afterwards add the paprika and mix well.

Fry it for a few more minutes.

Next, add chicken broth, saffron, rosemary, salt, pepper and increase the heat.

While it's boiling, add the rice and let it sit.

You can add salt for flavor.

Cut the red pepper into strips and add it in.

Once the water is almost completely evaporated, lower the heat.

Afterwards, cover it with a lid or aluminum foil and let it cook for 10 minutes.

If the grains are soft, turn it off and let it sit for 10 more minutes and serve.

Isn't obvious, making paella this way is easy.

Ingredients for 4 people.

2 cloves of garlic 1 onion (60 g) 1/2 kg of squid 1/2 kg of fresh shrimp 1 medium tomato (60 g) 1/2 red pepper (30 g) 2 cups of rice (400 g) 4 cups of fish stock (1 L) 1/2 cup of peas (100 g) 1 sprig of fresh parsley Olive oil, salt and pepper to taste Yellow food coloring or some saffron strands 1 handful of seashells, clams and mussels (150 g).

Preparation.

Start by cleaning and peeling the shrimp.

Be sure to save the shells and heads for the broth.

Clean the squid well and cut them into circles. Wash the shells with plenty of water in order to get all of the sand out.

Add olive oil to a large frying pan.

Fry the pepper, diced tomatoes and onion, then sprinkle some salt and pepper.

Add the squid and the sea shells.

Cook for a few minutes until it starts making a broth.

Pour in two cups of rice and mix well. Then, add four cups of the previously prepared shrimp broth.

You can add some water to it.

While that's cooking, add a teaspoon of yellow coloring or saffron and let it boil for 3 minutes.

Add the fresh peas, shrimp, and chopped parsley while there is still liquid in the pan.

Add salt and pepper to taste.

When the liquid is almost dried, add some strips of pepper and prawns with their shells for decoration.  Lower the heat, cover it and let it cook for 15 more minutes until the grains of rice are soft.

Sprinkle it with olive oil and serve.

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Try This Delicious Serrano Soup Recipe

In this article we'll tell you everything you need to know to make this delicious serrano soup including how to mix the ingredients perfectly.

Preparing a meal that satisfies your taste buds without being overly complicated to make doesn't necessarily have to be a challenge.

An example is this delicious and easy serrano soup recipe.

Although the majority of soups require great care when it comes to choosing, cooking and combining the ingredients, the nice part about serrano soup is that all these steps are pretty easy.

In addition, the nutritional content of this recipe meets the body's calorie, protein and mineral requirements.

What is the secret of this dish in particular? It's all in the mixture of different kinds of proteins.

 It contains pork (in the form of serrano ham) and vegetables like garlic, onion and parsley which together both satisfy and nourish the body.

In fact, this recipe contains up to 60% vegetables, so it has the perfect balance.

It is worth highlighting that this soup is particularly recommended for people suffering from a deficiency of some kind, like anemia for example.

On the other hand, serrano soup is ideal for those who are looking for an energy boost to keep them active that doesn't cause any heaviness like other soups and broths can do.

How to make serrano soup.

This delicious serrano soup will give you the healthy fats that your body needs and will keep your bad cholesterol or LDL levels down.

Plus, it also contains the star ingredient of Mediterranean cooking: garlic.

Ingredients.

3 eggs 1 large onion (50 g) 7 cloves of garlic (25 g) 2 sprigs of fresh parsley Extra virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons of salt (75 g) 5 medium tomatoes (750 g).

1 cup of whole almonds (100 g) 2 large cups of serrano ham (200 g) 4 slices of wheat bread (300 g).

Preparation.

First, make sure to wash all the vegetables well.

Then, put a pan of water on a low heat.

Leave it to warm up, little by little, for 20 minutes.

Once the water is almost at boiling point, add the eggs and leave them for 10 minutes.

When this process is completed, put the eggs on a separate plate and start to peel them and then cut them into pieces.

Next, peel the garlic cloves making sure to leave no trace of the skins and then crush them.

Then, put the almonds and the crushed garlic in a frying pan with a splash of extra virgin olive oil.

Let the garlic and almonds sauté a little so that the flavors mix perfectly.

Then, remove them from the pan and set them aside.

With the help of a blender, grind up the mixture until you have a thick paste. You can add some water if you like.

After, cut the stalks off the tomatoes and throw them away, and then cut a little cross into the bottom of each tomato.

Blanch the tomatoes for approximately 2 minutes in a small pot of boiling water, then drain them, remove the skin and chop them into little cubes.

Remember the frying pan that you sautéed the garlic and almonds in? Don't wash it yet! Instead, chop the onions into small cubes and start frying them in the same pan. Remember that the ingredients require a certain length of time to acquire the desired flavor.

When the onion has browned, add the tomatoes.

Then, cook them together on a low heat for 20 minutes.  Now, carefully cut the serrano ham (or another ham substitute) into small cubes.

The idea is to make the most of the quantity of ham you have.

Add the chopped ham to the garlic and almond paste and stir it until it is well-mixed.

Then, add 5 glasses of water and the cooked egg and mix all the ingredients together in a casserole dish and leave it to cook for 15 minutes.

Cut the bread into small pieces and fry them with vegetable oil in the frying pan.

Once everything has cooled down a little, you can serve the soup and enjoy a truly delicious and healthy meal!.

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