-♪ "Mad Lib Theater," ah, ah, yeah ♪
-[ Laughing ] Yes!
-What? -That was amazing.
-♪ "Mad Lib Theater" ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
-[ Laughs ] -That was fantastic.
-I loved it.
-All right, here's how this works.
This is "Mad Lib Theater."
So here, I'm going to ask you for some silly words.
-Okay. -Nouns, verbs, adjectives.
And they're going to be written on cue cards as you say them,
and then we'll act out a dramatic "Mad Libs" scene.
Are you ready? Here we go. -Okay. Yes.
-Silly word.
-Gooby...
[ Laughter ]
Gooby gock? -Gooby gock.
Type of fish.
-Mackerel.
-He's on the show tonight, too.
[ Laughter ]
Adjective.
-Swirling.
[ Light laughter ]
-What you would shout if you saw a ghost.
-Get out, you!
[ Laughter ]
-A number.
-59.
-Another number.
-2.
-A noun.
-Canoe?
-A body part.
-Achilles' heel.
[ Laughter ]
-Another adjective.
-Uh, drinking.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, oh, adjective. Sorry.
Sorry. -Yeah. It's a describer.
-Sorry, sorry. -No, I'm sorry. It's tough.
-Fluffy.
-Yeah. That's good.
A type of animal?
-Uh...platypus.
-[ Laughs ] Oh, man.
A curse word that you'd say in front of a child.
-Um...toot.
[ Laughter ]
-Amount of time, like two minutes or five hours.
-Oh, um, uh...two...hours.
-Verb ending in "ing."
-Drinking. -Drinking.
-Drinking. -There you go.
Hey, Kristen is playing the game, okay?
Come on. -They can help.
-Yeah. They can help, yeah. Drinking.
Another body part.
-Armpit.
-A verb.
-Hammering.
-Yeah, okay, yeah. Hammering.
A verb ending in "ing." Sorry.
-Oh, oh. Oh, a different one?
-A different one, now.
-Biting.
[ Laughter ]
-Adjective.
-Striped.
-A type of profession.
-A cruise director.
[ Laughter ]
-Cruise director. Oh, these are great.
Type of relative.
-Second cousin.
-Second cousin.
Male name.
-Gary.
-Made up song title.
-"Feel My Face."
[ Laughter ]
-"Feel My Face." All right.
We filled out the words for our scene.
You ready to perform? -Yes.
-Here we go. Let's go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Well, if it isn't my favorite patient,
Mr. Gooby Gock.
-Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, Dr. Mackerel.
So, what's the news?
-Well we just finished processing your test
and unfortunately, the results are swirling.
-Get out, you!
[ Laughter ]
-I completely understand that reaction.
Your blood pressure is 59 over 2.
And our X-rays found a canoe in your Achilles' heel.
[ Laughter ]
It also appears that you have a rare condition
known as Fluffy Platypus Disease.
[ Laughter ]
-Toot!
Is there any way to cure it?
-I'm going to write you a prescription for these pills
right here that I have in my pocket.
I want you to take one every two hours.
-But I heard those pills cause involuntary drinking.
-I'm afraid they do.
Side effects also include an itchy armpit
and a decrease in the desire to hammer.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That a medical term?
Uh wh--
[ Laughter ]
What can I do to stay healthy?
-I would suggest waking up early...
-[ Laughs ]
-...every morning and doing stretches
and then biting in the park.
[ Laughter ]
-That's great advice,
especially for a striped cruise director such as myself.
-You know, the best part about being a doctor
is that I get to treat patients like you
and then go home to my second cousin, Gary...
[ Laughter and applause ]
...and then sing them my favorite song.
-Which is?
-"Feel My Face." [ Groans ]
-How does it go? Can you sing it for me?
[ Laughter ]
"Feel My Face." -Yes.
♪ You and me gotta get out of this place ♪
♪ And come back to apartment so you can feel my face ♪
♪ Touch my body, touch my body ♪
-Thank you very much, doctor. I appreciate it.
-I'm so sorry. -Uh, no, please.
And scene.
That is how you do it right there.
Kristen Wiig! That's how you do it!
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