-You were telling me that you're very sore.
Why are you sore?
-Well, yeah, my -- my thighs and my glutes.
-Uh-huh. -That's your butt.
-Yep, thank you. -They're sore.
I've started training for a part I'm gonna do in the Fall.
And I've never been much of a gym guy,
and I'm sort of in my first two weeks,
which are called "The Sores," so...
-So you're going to a gym.
Do you a trainer, too, and everything?
-Yeah, I'm going to this place called The Dogpound...
[ Laughter ]
...which is, like, the best name for a gym ever.
-The Dogpound? That sounds great.
-The name is The Dogpound.
-Just saying that makes me, like, feel like I worked out.
-One of the -- [ Laughter ]
One of the guys who helps me out there,
I didn't get his last name,
so he's just in my phone as "Bobby Dogpound."
[ Laughter ]
And it's like, whenever I get a text from Doggy Bobpound...
-Oh, yeah, Bobby Dogpound.
-And it's a good tongue twister. -[ Laughs ]
The fact that you know someone
named Bobby Dogpound is fantastic.
-Yeah. And I've got this guy, Kirk, he's great.
He's stocky, he's got tattoos everywhere,
he wears a headband, and so I listen to him.
You know, he sort of tells me what to do.
But, you know, since I'm still in the beginning,
one of my favorite parts is, at the end of the session,
he sort of stretches me out, and that always --
-He stretches -- He gives you a good stretch.
-Gives me a good stretch.
-Like, what type of stretching? Just like...?
-You want me to stretch you out a little?
[ Cheers and applause ]
You must -- You must be exhausted.
The monologue went great. Great first guest.
You deserve -- You deserve a little stretch.
-What would I do for a stretch?
-Well, you can either lay down on your desk
or on the floor here. [ Laughter ]
And I'll, um -- I'll give you -- yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-And you're playing the role of Bobby Dogpound?
-I'll be Bobby Dogpound.
-You're Bobby Dogpound. Okay.
-You just lay down on your back. Put your feet over here for me.
-Okay, great. Sure, of course.
-Maybe this is something you guys can all do together,
you know, before a show to sort of get ready.
-You could do this at home.
-So, you just breathe.
You relax.
-Is this what he does to you?
-We can talk. How's your week been, Jimmy?
Just gonna give you a little --
gonna shake your legs out a little.
-This feels really good. Whoa. Whoa.
-I'm gonna cross you up here. -Really? Bobby?
-We're just gonna, you know...
-Bobby, oh, my God.
-I like your 'stache, by the way.
-Do you like the mustache?
-Mustache is looking really good.
-Bobby, it's always good to see you.
What a great workout we had.
-And then I'm gonna give you one more.
This is my favorite. -Yeah.
-So I'm gonna take your knee up here.
-Okay. -I'm gonna push you this way,
like this, and then, keep your shoulder open.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-Fantastic. That's a good stretch.
-Yes.
-That is a good stretch. -Yes!
Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes. -This feels great.
I feel so relaxed.
So relaxing.
[ Body thuds, laughter ]
So relaxed.
So relaxing.
-I -- I -- I...
I wasn't born with the, um -- with the...
[ Laughter ]
I wasn't born with the Jimmy Fallon physique, so...
-Yeah, I got it. I got the full package, man.
[ Laughter ]
Hoo! I feel good, man.
Uh, I want to talk about your movie.
-Yeah.
-Did I describe it right at the beginning?
I don't know how to describe it.
I loved it. -Thanks, yeah.
-I had no idea what it was about.
I just knew that you were in it.
Tilda Swinton. I really --
At one point, I said, "Maybe I'm having an acid flashback."
[ Laughter ]
I've never done -- never done acid.
Well...
And so...
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
You're not even here right now.
But I'm watching this thing, and there's a giant --
Like, it's -- It looks real.
An animal I've never seen before in my entire life.
It looks like kind of a puppy, hippo, pig,
elephant combo thing.
-It's a super pig.
-Thank you. There you go.
I could've just summed it up and just said it's a super pig.
-Um, yeah, so this movie I love.
This guy, Bong Joon-ho,
he's made some films that I really love.
-"Snowpiercer."
-"Snowpiercer" is great, "The Host,"
this one called "Memories of Murder."
He's wonderful.
I was meeting with him a few years ago,
and he told me, "I'm writing a movie about,
like, a young girl and her giant pig,"
and I was like, you know, "That's it."
-"I'm in." That's it.
-Well, I mean, that's all I needed to hear.
It just sounds so beautiful.
-Tilda Swinton comes out.
She's like a kind of CEO of some conglomerate,
some billionaire person.
She comes out and says, "Look, we are --
The population is growing,
and we are actually running out of food,
and if we don't act now, this is gonna be a major problem.
So scientists have come together,
and we've invented a super pig
that we're going to just breed and then slaughter."
-That's right. But this particular super pig
is this little girl's best friend.
[ Audience "Awws" ]
-No, I mean, exactly.
You guys are gonna freak out.
It is -- I mean, really.
Now we make it like it's a movie for kids,
which it kind of is.
-Well, it is. I mean, it is a coming-of-age.
It's a kid entering the adult world,
and the adult world can be scary sometimes.
It's kind of somewhere between "E.T." and "Jurassic Park,"
in terms of it's, like,
very sweet but also a little scary.
-And then there's activists out there trying to say,
"Hey, don't slaughter these super pigs."
-Yeah, I play the leader of the ALF,
and our sort of, you know, goal is to help this girl
get her giant pig back, and that's -- that's the movie.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It's really great.
You're fantastic.
I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Paul Dano in "Okja."
-Don't worry.
They won't dare hurt her.
She needs to be perfect for their beauty pageant.
Whatever test they do on her in there will need be harmless.
We have a detailed plan on how to rescue her
from the event in New York City.
We promise to bring her back to you.
If our mission succeeds, we'll be able to shut down
Mirando's super-pig project completely.
And we'll be saving millions of super pigs
like Okja from death.
But we won't do it without your approval.
What is your decision?
-Is that not amazing?
That is a movie right there. Paul Dano.
"Okja" is currently available on Netflix.
O-K-J-A -- "Okja."
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