Thứ Năm, 26 tháng 4, 2018

Youtube daily Apr 26 2018

Hello InnerTubers,

You like it when I react to shit, don't you?

Here's one: Overheard in L.A.

"Should I just get 'anxiety' tattooed across my chest?"

[shakes head in confusion]

"did I look fat?"

You're fucking shoplifting, bitch.

"That's not a date… That's babysitting."

Fuck yeah on that.

You have looked at some of my dating videos, right?

My advice videos?

Yeah, check that shit out.

[upon reading "my dog's from Ohio"] What?

[shakes head]

You know, I have to believe that this is not just L.A.

[giggles]

I think both of you are clueless.

Friday night in Whole Foods eating yogurt is not all that bad, because the end of the

workweek on Friday, you're probably shot anyway.

Have a good Friday night.

Have a nice visit with your Mom.

And be respectful.

I'm not a 3rd wheel is an Instagram account featuring the best friend of a married couple

photobombing their Instagram moments?

No.

NO.

No, No, No.

Yeah, you're 4th wheel now, buddy, that's for sure.

[giggles] A poncho for two – why?

Girl, you're pretty damned patient to deal with this shit. [big sigh]

Marsha Mello – um,

there's a play on words right there –

is an Instagram account that parodies life as

a San Francisco Marina girl.

What?

[giggles] What?

Ohhh my.

Well, I sort of agree with this:

Happiness is a choice.

You can either be pissy, or you can not be pissy.

It's up to you.

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

There's some people in my life that, uh, I don't even need the dollars.

Really, girl?

"At least life wants to fuck me."?

You need to change your attitude.

What's with this Barbie Doll shit, anyway?

[giggles]

Now this is someone I know.

I don't know her well, but I know her enough that I think she's got a pretty good head

on her shoulders – except when she drinks.

Ali Spagnola is a musician and a comedian with multiple social media accounts.

This one in particular features one of her most lovable quirks.

She eats the same breakfast in the same portions every single morning

and posts a photo of it.

That right there -- gotta be brilliantly entertaining.

Monday, bullshit for breakfast.

Tuesday, bullshit for breakfast.

Wednesday, bullshit for breakfast.

Thursday, you expected something different?

Oh, she just organizes them a little differently

on the plate.

Wait! Ohhhh.

She's made some changes here.

The first one has 3 – 4 tomatoes, 2 chickens, some sort of black shit.

And the next one has 2 chickens, some sort of black shit, 2 tomatoes and a yellow pepper.

Ali, you're slipping.

Oh, please!

Miserable Men is an Instagram account that features men waiting while their significant

others are shopping.

If you don't want to go shopping with her, say "NO!"

And, if she's gonna push you into it, wrong partner.

Jus' sayin'.

Hee hee. Poor fucker fell asleep.

[giggles]

So, this was quite an education.

I just post photos of food on my Instagram

and you can vote: Yum or Yuk.

So, if you wanna follow some Instagram

that's not bullshit, follow mine.

In the meantime, be sure to follow me on the Facebook Watch,

and subscribe on the YouTube channel,

and like and notify and share and comment.

And, Patreon.

You can be one of my grandkids on Patreon.

See that stuff up there?

Yeah. Just follow that,

and there's a link down below, too.

Tinysponsor is just super awesome

for small creators like me.

I mean, I don't have 17 million,

and I don't run off to Japan and do stupid shit.

So, someone like me who can occasionally get a sponsorship,

they set that up.

So, if you're a creator, check 'em out.

And, if you're not a creator, well, just show them some love.

And show me some love.

'cuz if you show me some love, that shows them some love, and that's all we need is

love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

And, speaking of love [blows kiss]

Granny Loves You.

[background music: "people say I cuss too much,

[drums drums drums]

but I don't fuckin' care.

[drums drums drums drums]

I don't want borrowed trouble.

I feel good and enjoy the ride.

Surrounded by my favorite people.]

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(electronic sounds)

(jazzy electronica music)

♪ ♪

(jazz music)

♪ ♪

(mumbles happily)

(grunts)

(gasps)

(chimes)

(sniffles)

(hums)

(squeaks)

(electronic blasting)

MM?

(cackles)

(running)

(chimes)

(bell ringing)

boing! boing! boing!

(bell ringing)

(bell ringing)

thwack!

(bell ringing)

(growls)

(laughs maniacally)

(screams)

(crash)

(birds chirping)

(pop)

(bell ringing)

(tires squeaking)

(bell ringing)

(tickets clicking)

OW!

(bell ringing)

(tickets clicking)

(growls)

(grunts)

OH!

(grunting)

(hollers)

(exclaims)

(bell ringing)

(groans)

boing!

(dance music)

♪ ♪

(bell ringing)

(chuckles)

♪ ♪

(whirring)

WHA?

(Irish-style electronic music)

♪ ♪

(grumbling)

(exclaims)

(soft breezy music)

♪ ♪

(drill-like whirring)

(blabbers)

(exclaiming)

(exploding fireworks)

(wheels squeaking)

(electronic blasting)

(laughs maniacally)

(electronic blast)

(laughing)

(electronic blips)

(electronic blasting)

(beeping)

(whimpers)

(grunts)

(electronic blast)

(screams)

(electronic blasting)

(laughing maniacally)

(munching loudly)

(whooshing)

(chuckles)

(blast)

(howls)

(whoosh)

(electronic beeping)

(exclaims)

(shouts)

(groans)

boing!

(laughs maniacally)

(screams)

(moans)

(truck beeping)

(growls)

(screams)

(moans) 1 00:07:01,579 --> 00:07:03,048 (spring boinging)

(grunts)

UH-UH-UH-UH.

NUH-UH.

(grunting)

(grunts)

(groans)

(giggles)

(groaning)

(screams)

HMM.

(tires squeal)

(grunts)

(blows whistle)

(tires squealing)

(horns honking)

(blows whistle)

(horns honking)

(blows whistle)

(blows whistle)

AH!

(blows whistle)

(cars crash)

(horns honking)

(screams)

(gulps)

(jackhammer hammering)

(laughs)

(birds chirping)

AH!

UH-UH.

HA.

(lawnmower engine starts)

UH-UH.

(horse whinnies)

(gasps)

(growls)

(chuckles)

(dog yelps)

(dog barks)

(chuckles)

(gasps)

(dog pants)

(growls)

(sighs)

(stammering)

AH! AH!

AH!

(snow blower revs)

(ant bites)

AH!

(yawns)

(toothpaste squirts)

(snores)

(toys squeaking)

(knobs squeaking)

(funky music)

♪ ♪

(knob squeaking)

(record scratches)

(teeth chattering)

(knob squeaking)

AH.

(groaning)

(knobs squeaking)

(water running)

(objects clattering)

(monkey chattering)

(hair dryer whirring)

(object whirring)

(knobs squeaking)

AAH!

(groaning)

UNH!

AAH!

(whistling)

AAH!

(groans)

(crying)

AAH!

AAH!

(birds chirping)

(air hissing)

(groans)

(chuckles evilly)

(laughing evilly)

(refrigerator whirring)

(ice clinking)

(toys laughing)

(laughter in the distance)

(beep)

(wind whooshing)

(laughing)

(jazzy Pink Panther theme)

♪ ♪

(evil laughter)

(groans)

(beep)

(knob squeaking)

(vacuum whirring)

(shuddering)

AH, AH, AH, AH-CHOO!

(screaming)

(laughs evilly)

(chuckles evilly)

(laughing evilly)

AH-AH!

AH-OOH-OOH!

(groans)

(screaming)

(chokes)

(spits, coughs)

(chuckles evilly)

(beeping)

(whimpers)

UH!

OOH!

AAH!

(teeth chattering)

(pipes creaking)

(cowering)

(groans)

(jazzy Pink Panther theme)

♪ ♪

MEOW!

(growling)

(groaning)

(grumbling)

GRR, ARRG!

(laughing)

UHH!

(giggling)

(whooshing)

(whoosh)

(splash)

(birds chirping)

(laughing and growling)

HA HA HA HA!

(screaming)

(quacking)

(sizzling)

(quacking)

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

QUACK! QUACK!

(beep)

(speaking fast)

(screeching)

(quacking)

(quacking)

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

AH!

(electricity crackling)

(swirling)

(loud explosion)

(chirping, quacking)

(growling and yelling)

EEH?

(whistling)

(splash)

(chuckling)

(cackling)

(cackling)

UGH!

AHH!

MMM!

UGH!

GRRR!

HMM.

UGH!

AW!

(giggling)

GRR!

OOF!

MMM.

(mumbling)

(grunting)

MM-HMM.

(slurping)

(crashing glass)

(giggling)

(bottles rattling)

HMM?

(giggling)

(whistling)

♪ ♪

UGH!

ARRG!

(groaning and grunting)

(air horn blaring)

(mumbling and groaning)

(both gurgling)

(panting)

(yelling in gibberish)

(squealing in gibberish)

YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM!

OH!

(screaming in gibberish)

(sighing)

(growling)

AHH!

(screaming)

AHH! OH!

AH AH AH AH! AH-HA!

OW! OW!

(blowing)

(groaning and growling)

OOH!

AHH!

AWW!

AH-HA, AH, AH, AH!

HA!

(both giggling)

AHH!

MMM.

(both humming)

(grumbling)

(whoosh, splash)

(clock chiming)

(clocks ticking)

(boing)

(suspenseful music)

(light music)

♪ ♪

(growling)

(barking angrily)

(static noises)

(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.

DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.

(soft beep)

(barking)

(birds chirping)

(grunt)

(growl)

WHEW.

(growl)

(intriguing music)

MM. MM, MM.

(growling)

RAWR!

(triumphant music)

♪ ♪

(clattering noise)

(gasp)

(loud grumbling)

(growls)

MM.

PTHHSSP!

(boing)

(soft upbeat)

♪ ♪

(beeps)

(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.

(static noise)

(odd robot music) GO BACK IN TIME.

DESTINATION...

100 MILLION YEARS AGO.

(suspenseful music)

(silence)

(loud robot voice) ALARM CLOCK.

(loud beeping)

(sigh)

(ping noise)

(waking grunt)

(growl)

(chomp)

(growling)

(tapping feet)

HEH?

MM.

(crickets chirping)

(growl, stomp)

(cheers and applause)

(whimper)

(groan)

(suspenseful music)

♪ ♪

(growl)

(beeping)

(robot voice) GO FORWARD IN TIME.

(chomping)

(frightened growl)

(cheers and applause)

(groan)

MM!

(trumpets heralding)

YAH!

(whipping noise)

(whipping noise)

(coughing)

PTHHSSP!

(neighing)

(falling noise)

(distant cheers and applause)

(loud roar)

(growl)

YAH!

EH, HUH?

AGH!

(giggles)

(suspenseful music)

♪ ♪

(triumphant chuckles)

(distant applause)

(whipping noise)

(thudding hooves)

(slow motion) NOOO!

(boing)

AH!

NO--AGH!

HM? (chuckles) UH?

(angelic music)

(suspenseful music)

(robot voice) GO BACK IN TIME.

DESTINATION...1,000 B.C.

(boing)

(cracking noise)

(crumbling, crashing)

AGH!

(whimpers)

(growls)

(birds chirping)

(intriguing music)

HA-HA!

(giggles)

(robot voice) SPEED UP TIME.

NOW.

BACK TO NORMAL SPEED.

HUH? (confused grumbles)

(crumbling)

(robot voice) RANDOM JUMP NOW.

(birds chirping)

(whirring)

AH!

(horn honking)

(robot voice) DESTINATION HOME.

(static noise)

DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.

(growling)

(barks)

(suspenseful music)

(gasp)

(smacking, punching noises)

(screams)

(growls)

(crashing noise)

(smacking noise)

(branding iron sizzles)

(horseshoe creaks)

(clanking)

(crickets chirping)

(alarm clock ringing)

(alarm stops)

(crowing)

(boing)

(bright Western music)

♪ ♪

(doors crash)

(smack)

(doors flapping)

(snoring, whistling)

(flies buzzing)

(mutters)

(doors creak)

(guitar music)

♪ ♪

(eye shade snaps)

(snores)

(snoring and whistling)

(snaps)

(snores)

(sniffing)

(snoring and whistling)

(carrot crunching)

(gulps)

(whistling)

(pants snap)

(carrots crunching)

(gulping)

(whistles)

(objects clattering)

WHOO-HOO!

(neighing and laughing)

(lips puckering)

(mutters)

(horseshoes clanging)

(nail creaking)

(clanks)

(clanks)

(crashes)

(crashes)

(feet tapping)

(tapping)

(wood crunches)

(clangs)

(neighs and laughs)

(cinch creaking)

(inhales)

(sputtering)

(exhales)

(laughing)

(cinch creaking)

(sputtering)

(exhales and inhales)

(creaking)

(saddle pops)

(crashes)

(air whistling)

(thuds)

(neighing and laughing)

(pulley creaking)

(apples crunching)

MMM? (gulps)

(metal clanks)

(reins creaking)

NNNH! UGH!

(reins snap)

(wall thuds)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(knuckles crack)

(tractor engine running)

HMM?

MM!

(angry neighing)

(reins snap)

(spurs jingle)

(whistle)

(sultry music)

♪ ♪

(whistles)

(apple crunches)

(gulps)

YA-HA!

YOO-HOO-HOO!

(neighing)

(laughing)

(boing boing)

HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE!

(Western-style Pink Panther theme)

♪ ♪

(quirky music)

♪ ♪

(watch ticking)

(bell rings)

FORE!

(chuckles) HUH?

AH!

(gasps)

MWAH.

(angry mumbling)

(grunts)

(chuckles) YEAH.

(affirmative grunt)

(keypad tones)

(satellite beeps)

(mechanical whirring)

(nervous groans)

AH!

(angry grunting)

AH!

(indistinct stammering)

(growls)

(grunts)

HMM. (groans)

(chuckles)

HMM.

(nervous stammering)

AH!

(grunts)

(chuckles)

(electronic beeping)

(screaming)

HUH?

(gasps and whistles)

(chuckles)

(electronic beeping)

(chuckles)

(laughs)

(frog ribbits)

(gasps)

(gulps)

(laughs)

MMM.

(raspberries)

(screams)

(growls)

(sobbing)

(laughs)

(chuckles)

(screams)

(screams)

(grunts)

(laughs)

(humming)

(sinister laugh)

(chuckles)

(nervous stammering)

(gasps)

(growls)

(screaming)

(laughing)

(gasps)

(screaming)

(screams)

(gasps)

(screaming)

(grunts)

(cheers and applause)

WELCOME TO THE SUPER, MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW!

WHO'S GONNA PLAY OUR GAME TODAY?

YOU, THAT'S WHO! THAT'S RIGHT.

COME ON DOWN.

(applause)

YES, YOU!

THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

I SAID THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

NOW COME ON DOWN.

HEY, THANKS FOR POPPING BY!

(fizzing)

BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW TO FINISH YOUR TASTY BEVERAGE,

THEN WHO WILL WIN OUR GRAND PRIZE?

WELL, CHUCK, OUR WINNER TODAY WILL RECEIVE

A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE POWER EXTREME,

THE DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK

THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTREME VITALITY,

POWERFUL ENERGY, AND JUST A TOUCH OF NAUSEA.

YES, PICKLE POWER WITH ITS MULTITUDE OF USES

WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A DREAM COME TRUE.

(spurt)

WHY NOT RELAX AND ENJOY A GLASS

WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME

HANDLES ALL OF YOUR TOUGH CLEANING CHORES?

PICKLE POWER EXTREME, IT'S PICKLEICIOUS.

AVAILABLE AT ALL REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES.

MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES, BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES,

AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH FOOD.

ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME AT YOUR OWN RISK.

(squeals)

CHUCK?

I TAKE IT YOU'RE IN.

GOOD! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.

YOU'LL BE GOING UP AGAINST...

YOU KNOW HIM, YOU MOCK HIM...

IT'S EL DESTRUCTO!

AND HIS MUCH BRIGHTER SIDEKICK EL DESTRUCTO, JR.

(applause)

LET'S PLAY.

ROUND ONE.

MANY GREAT SCHOLARS HAVE BEEN PUZZLED

BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM.

ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS WHAT?

TAKE YOUR TIME, CONTESTANTS.

THIS IS A TRICKY QUESTION.

(laughs)

EL DESTRUCTO RINGS IN FIRST.

WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER, EL?

(scrawling and murmuring)

OH, NO, THAT IS JUST SO WRONG.

IT'S SLIME TIME!

I LOVE THIS GAME.

ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS!

TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND,

YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR OPPONENT FROM THAT PLATFORM.

(air horn blows)

AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING,

EL DESTRUCTO'S BODY HAS BECOME A FINELY-TUNED MACHINE.

JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS!

DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND CONFUSE HIS OPPONENT,

HE CAREFULLY MOVES IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL--

OH, WAIT!

WE'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.

THAT IS QUITE A FALL.

(splat)

OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET.

ROUND THREE:

PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA!

OUR CONTESTANT MUST STAY ON HIS TOWER

TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND.

(electronic crackle)

EL DESTRUCTO WASTES NO TIME.

LOOK AT THAT COMBAT-TESTED PRECISION.

WHAT TECHNIQUE.

WHAT STYLE.

OUR CONTESTANT SHOULD BE GIVING UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

OH, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!

ROUND FOUR.

TREADMILL MAYHEM!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE

ON A TRICYCLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK.

OH, AND WATCH OUT FOR EL DESTRUCTO AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR.

(laughing)

(air horn blows)

THERE HE GOES, AND THERE GOES EL DESTRUCTO.

THAT E-Z CHAIR'S NOT GONNA MAKE HIS LIFE ANY EASIER.

AND HE BETTER NOT START FEELING TOO SAFE.

EL DESTRUCTO WANTS TO TIRE THIS GUY OUT.

AND HE'S NOT JUST CLOWNING AROUND.

HE'S AL-MOOSED DONE HIM IN.

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TOO PICKY, FOLKS.

(laughs deliriously)

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME!

NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP ME!

(springs)

(cheers and applause)

WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT SURE MADE SHORT WORK

OUT OF THIS OBSTACLE COURSE.

BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO HAS ONE MORE TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE:

AN ELEPHANT TOSS.

OR SHOULD I SAY AN ELEPHANT DROP?

OUCH.

ROUND FIVE.

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'RE THE FIRST TO EVER MAKE IT THIS FAR!

BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE?

THE GAUNTLET!

(audience gasps)

(metallic clank)

HA HA HA HA!

(gulp)

READY?

GOOD!

GO, GO, GO!

LET'S SEE HOW HE FARES AGAINST THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER!

WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR. IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT,

I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE CHALLENGER'S SHOES.

FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS,

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TURN AWAY.

THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY.

(explosion)

(mechanical whirring)

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL OVER

FOR OUR COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER.

BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLD CRAYON DUMMY TRICK!

VERY CLEVER!

THE CHALLENGER HAS MADE IT THIS FAR ON LUCK,

BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN LUCK FOR HIM TO GET PAST

THE POOL OF PAIN.

IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS.

GUMBALLS?

HERE'S JUNIOR!

HE'S GONNA WISH THAT HE STAYED WITH THOSE MASTICATING CROCS

NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS

OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON.

(canon firing)

DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING NO MERCY TONIGHT.

HE'S IN THE LANE...

AND DRIVING FOR THE BASKET.

AND HERE'S JUNIOR FOR THE ASSIST.

(steam hisses)

(laughs)

THAT'S IT! I CAN'T LOOK!

(laughing)

IT'S ALL OVER NOW FOR OUR CHALLENGER.

(cackling)

ALL THOSE DREAMS OF PICKLEADE

NOW DASHED IN THE ARENA OF ANGUISH.

(alarm beeping)

OH, THE HUMANITY!

WHAT?

JUNIOR SEEMS TO HAVE LOST POWER TO THE SUIT.

I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO PLUG THAT THING IN LAST NIGHT.

(cheers and applause)

WHAT'S THIS?

(bell dings)

UH-OH, THE TARGET'S BEEN HIT.

NO ONE HAS EVER HIT THE TARGET BEFORE!

YOU'VE WON!

(cheers and applause)

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON.

THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN?

(wheels squeaking)

(gulping)

NO PICKLES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW.

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Voice Still Matters: From On-Premise PBX to Cloud Telephony - Duration: 2:22.

be fair to the PBX first of all the PBX was a liberator in the night right I

mean the PBX essentially was it's the first attempt to say let's become more

flexible than a Centrex system that you're getting from AT&T but what's

happened and what happens with with on-premise technology is as soon as you

take a technology and install it in any location it starts to spoil meaning the

vendor can no longer really keep it keep it current you try with maintenance

agreements as best you can you try to protect quality but they have to

integrate with other systems and very even you make adaptations that are

unique to your business and pretty soon it's basically a task that which you

just try to freeze and not break right and so so you could see the the huge the

huge in McLeod did the technology was it wasn't just that it made it it did

amortize the cost in a better way it was that all of a sudden you were

maintaining a single entity a single version of a product which multi tenants

could access and in that context you could maintain quality and you could

introduce innovation on any schedule you wanted both of which were not possible

with the product release model so you looked at that and said well human and

Christmas everything's got to get here eventually the PBX systems I think

because voice was a marginalized without a we're not the first things to go to

the cloud but as we're having this discussion and again I just kind of come

back the idea that the business-to-business relationships are

about people coming this is just human beings coming together

give putting their best creativity around tough problems and for our tough

issues or emotional issues and any of that requires voice it just does not

anybody who's ever gotten involved with an email trail and realize that you know

or made a snarky remark on Twitter and gone oh Mike okay with certain public

exceptions but the point is you realize voice really does help you maintain the

best interactive medium we have for complex problems so so the notion now of

migrating that to the cloud not just for the economies of doing that although

that they're pretty spectacular and the qualities but then also this issue of

accessibility so so now I was the calamity was really

designed for point-to-point phone calls and in this more complex landscape it's

getting bigger than that

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