If you were one of the 1,600 people earlier this week who downloaded the app Donald Daters
on release date, I have some bad news for you.
Other than the fact that, obviously, you're a close-minded person who's probably never
going to find love, the bad news is that Donald Daters, which was an app for IOS and Android
for like-minded Donald Trump supporters to meet, find love and live happily ever after;
the day that it launched earlier this week they accidentally leaked all of their users'
data to anyone who knows how to access that kind of thing.
In fact according to Tech Crunch, multiple different groups were able to get in there
and access all of the private data of all 1,600 people who had already signed up on
the Donald Daters app.
Literally, upon launch, this thing leaked all the data for these lonely Donald Trump
supporters out there looking for love.
And this next half of the story helps explain why this thing was such a complete failure.
You see, Donald Daters was actually founded by former Marco Rubio campaign aide Emily
Moreno.
Now, "former Marco Rubio campaign aide" is all you needed to know.
And if I were to tell you that there was a new restaurant down the street that was being
run and founded by a former Marco Rubio campaign aide, you could probably go ahead and guarantee
that it's going to have bad service, bad food, and bad environment.
Marco Rubio, much like Donald Trump himself, everything the guy touches turns to crap.
And that apparently also happened with Emily Moreno who left the Rubio campaign to go start
this dating app for Donald Trump supporters, because she claims it's so hard out there
for Trump supporters to date, to find somebody willing to date them.
So we wanted to set this up so that everybody that supports Trump could find a like-minded
soulmate.
Now hear me out on this.
Maybe, maybe if you weren't supporting a racist who locks little children in cages and acting
like everything with that is totally fine; maybe if you didn't support the biggest bully
to ever occupy the White House; who still, being one of the most grotesque-looking human
beings in the country, still finds it okay to make fun of other people's appearances,
even as President of the United States; maybe if you didn't support those things, it wouldn't
be so hard to find a date.
I mean look, in my younger days, I dated conservative women.
And yes we had political disagreements, but it didn't end the relationships.
You can still find somebody who you disagree with on politics and have a happy and healthy
relationship.
But what's happened now is that these Donald Trump supporters have become a cult.
And they're only happy cohorting with other cult members, because they're the only other
ones who will accept them.
This isn't about political differences.
It's not about policy differences.
It's about those of us who live in reality and those, like those on Donald Daters, who
want to continue living in this fantasy alternative reality, where only their opinions and their
feelings matter.
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