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-Let's get to the news.

President Trump last night

gave his first prime time address

from the Oval Office

and demanded $5.7 billion for a border wall

in order to end the government shutdown.

You know what? Give it to him.

Remember when you were a kid

and you were trying to solve the Rubik's cube

and there was always that big, dumb kid going,

"Give it to me, I can solve it."

And then you gave it to him,

and he almost went crazy right in front of you?

[ Laughter ]

Just give it to him. He can't solve it.

[ Laughter ]

Also...don't give it to him.

President Trump's critics are accusing him

of using his first prime time address

from the Oval Office last night to frighten Americans,

and apparently it worked.

[ Laughter ]

President Trump will visit the U.S./Mexico border tomorrow,

though it's very possible that he thinks this is

the U.S./Mexico border.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

"Throw over a taco,

and I'll throw over a drumstick!"

[ Laughter ]

"It's a trade deal."

[ Laughter ]

Senator Lindsey Graham said last night

that if Republicans undercut the president

and don't support his border security plan,

then it's the, quote, "end of our party."

And he would know --

He looks like he's ended his share of parties.

"Where y'all going?

Lindsey is just getting started."

[ Laughter ]

"I want another sarsaparilla."

President Trump today called his proposed border wall

a medieval solution, saying, quote,

"It worked then, and it works even better now."

Yep, and that's why every medieval kingdom

is still thriving today.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

"We're also going to do a moat."

[ Light laughter ]

President Trump misspelled the word "forest"

in a tweet this morning.

Take a look.

[ Laughter and applause ]

We like to put in a reader every now and then.

A company has developed a new robotic suitcase

that will automatically follow its owner.

Unfortunately, it also loudly sobs

when you put it in the overhead bin.

[ Laughter ]

"No, too dark. Too dark.

Want under seat."

[ Laughter ]

A team of scientists in Brazil and Ireland

have published a paper suggesting ways

to genetically modify tomatoes to be spicy.

Though to be fair, people in Ireland

already think tomatoes are spicy.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And finally, Google announced today

that its virtual assistant app will soon be able

to automatically insert punctuation

when users dictate messages,

because there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Dick."

and "Let's eat [bleep]."

[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

For more infomation >> Trump's Primetime Address, Google's Virtual Assistant - Monologue - Duration: 3:30.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is So "Ew!" to Her Daughter Apple - Duration: 5:28.

-Gwyneth, welcome back to the show.

-Thank you. -Congrats on everything.

We have so much to talk about. -Let's get into it.

-You just got married in September.

-I did. -Congratulations.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Come on. -Thank you.

-Here's a picture from the wedding day.

Oh, my gosh. Gorgeous.

Look at that.

You guys look like you're having a blast.

-Thank you so much.

-Everything went well? Everything was fun?

-Yeah. -Was it a big one?

-No, it was really small. -Ooh.

-It was really small.

-Do you think that's harder, to have a small wedding?

-It was harder to do a small wedding, I think,

but we both have our best friends from elementary school

and high school, and we just kind of wanted that

and immediate family and have it feel, like, really intimate.

-But is it hard to kick the party off, though,

when you have, like --

I don't know. How small was it?

-Well, considering --

So, we're middle-aged white people...

-Yeah.

-...so we had an '80s dance party.

-Oh, yeah, dude! That's my jam, dude!

-Right? -Yes!

-I thought that would be really appropriate.

-That's so smart, 'cause then you're not stuck,

yeah, like, trying to do something modern or --

-No, I can't watch aunties do that, right?

-Well, you have kids.

You don't want to embarrass them.

-No. Which I do all the time anyway.

-Do you, really? -Are you kidding me?

-How are they? How's Apple?

How's Moses? -They're so good.

-I haven't seen them in so long.

They were 5 and 6 when I saw them last.

-That's impossible 'cause they're two years apart.

[ Laughter ]

-I'm sorry. I was 56 at the time.

[ Laughter ]

They were babies. They were like --

-Yeah, they were, I think, 6 and 8 when you last saw them.

That's a long time.

-Tiny kids, but they were so cute.

Apple kept going, like, "Ew!"

-I know. She's so -- -She's a little actress.

-I know. And when I told her I was coming to New York

to do this, she was like, "Why aren't you

taking me with you? I want to do 'Ew!' with Jimmy."

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

-And Moses was telling jokes. Do you remember?

He did a whole stand-up routine.

-I can't believe you remember this.

-He was so cute. At the end he was like --

He's this big, and he was going, like --

he goes, "What happened when the chicken died?"

Like, "What happened when the chicken died?"

He goes, "He went to the other side."

[ Laughter and applause ]

I was like, "That's advanced jokes for a 6-year-old."

That's advanced.

If he needs a writing job, please, Moses call.

Please, we love it. But they're doing well?

-They are so good. They're 14 and 12.

-Teenagers? -Yes.

-You're joking me. -No, I'm not.

-When I met them -- when I saw them last, they were 3 and 2.

-Yeah, that's right. [ Laughter ]

-I was pregnant and one was -- -That's right!

You were pregnant with twins. Congratulations.

-Thank you. -But now they're teenagers.

-They're teenagers. -How's Apple as a teenager?

Is she "ew"? -You know what?

She's "ew." -Is she that character in "Mom"?

-Mom. She kind of is.

-"Don't dance in front of my mom!

Don't get goofy in front of mom!"

-She kind of does.

I mean, she doesn't talk like that entirely,

but I mortify her. -You do?

-Yeah, totally. -But how can you?

You're Gwyneth Paltrow. -I mean, if I do anything

silly in public, like, the blood drains from her face.

[ Both laugh ]

We walked into a store the other day,

and there was some really great song playing.

I forget what it was. And she just looked at me,

and she was like, "Don't even think about it."

[ Laughter ]

-"Do not even dance right now." -I was like, "Ooh, Apple."

She's like, "Do not, Mom." [ Laughter ]

-See, you're fun, though.

Hey, I love the new book. Congratulations.

-Thank you so much. Thank you.

-It just came out yesterday. [ Cheers and applause ]

"The Clean Plate."

Look at this. How awesome is that,

to take a photo of your -- Your face is that pretty.

Oh, my gosh. -Oh, thank you.

Just gorgeous right there. Oh, my God.

-You're being so nice to me. I'm uncomfortable.

-You are? -Ew.

-I haven't seen you in a while. "Ew! It's gross."

But, dude, I love this book. I'd never heard of soccatta.

-Yes. -It's delicious.

-It is really good. The book is great

'cause it's super delicious food,

but it's very clean food,

and it's all packed with flavor, but you would never think

that you are kind of cleaning up your diet.

That was kind of the rule that we imposed on ourselves

when we were writing it.

-It's not like -- You say in here, you go,

"Look, I don't eat this every single meal of my life."

-No, not at all. I -- I'm --

You know, what I try to do is eat pretty clean until dinner,

and then all bets are off. [ Laughter ]

-But it's good, and it's stuff that you can actually do.

-And it's easy, and it's really good for working parents.

-Actually is easy, yeah. -Yeah, very easy.

-I'm gonna make this soccatta and do this.

-Go for it.

-I also got to tell you, congrats on Goop.

-Thank you. -I don't even get a chance

to tell you enough, but it is the biggest thing in the world.

You are so rocking this right now.

Everyone in my office is on Goop.

And every time I think I thought of a cool invention

or found something, I go like,

"Guys, have you heard about ginger shots?"

They're like, "Yeah, I saw it on Goop."

And I go, "Oh, have you heard about this thing?"

"Yeah, I read that on Goop."

You should trademark, "I saw it on Goop."

-That's true. -'Cause everybody is on Goop.

-Thank you. -Just crushing it.

Just well done. -Thank you so much.

-I know you work hard on that, but the website is well done.

I know there's people that do that,

so props to whoever does that. -Thank you so much, thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

My team is gonna be so honored that you said that, thank you.

-It's well done. I would not just say that.

For more infomation >> Gwyneth Paltrow Is So "Ew!" to Her Daughter Apple - Duration: 5:28.

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Jimmy Takes Gwyneth Paltrow's "How Goopy Are You?" Quiz - Duration: 5:05.

-There's a quiz on there called "How Goopy Are You?"

-Oh, yeah. Have you taken it?

-I have not taken it. I saved it for tonight.

I would totally take that,

and I would be honest of how goopy am I.

-Okay. -I think I'm fairly goopy.

-All right, here we go.

We have the questions for today.

I did not look at them. I promise.

-Okay. Point to your chakras.

-Mm-hmm.

[ Light laughter ] Okay.

Chakras. Okay, this how goopy --

Well, I believe this is one.

-That's one, yep.

-My brain wants to say temples but I'm not gonna -- the heart.

-Yep. -That's a chakra. One, two.

-You're out of order, but that's fine.

-Oh, of course, the Adam's apple.

[ Light laughter ] The nose.

Maybe this. It that a chakra?

Whatever this part of the face is?

-Uh, no.

-No, of course not. I was joking.

[ Laughter ]

Here and here, of course.

Around this area, maybe, might be a chakra or two?

-Your ball chakra? -Oh, my God! Don't you dare!

-Yep, that's a chakra too.

-It is? -Sure.

-There's probably a chakra around the foot area, the feet?

You're doing well. -Really?

-No. [ Laughter ]

Let's move on to the next one. -What chakras did I miss?

Which one was here?

-Crown. -Of course. Duh. Yeah, yeah.

-Down, down, down. -Gotcha, gotcha.

-Ooh. I actually want to know this.

Have you ever done a cleanse or a detox?

-Have I ever done a cleanse or a detox?

I think I tried to do one once.

-And? -I got real grumpy.

[ Laughter ]

That's just not me,

but I don't know. How long do you have to do it?

-You can do it for as long or as short as you want.

-Yeah. No. I did it for like half a day maybe.

-Okay.

-What I started doing is

I started drinking these shakes, and it was good.

And then it was like pizza Friday or something,

so I had the shakes and the pizza, as well,

so I was like, it's pretty good,

it's like pizza and shakes, then I actually gained weight.

-Oh, well, okay. -So, I'm not that goopy yet.

-No, so far, you're not that goopy.

Okay, have you ever gone Earthing?

-Wow. That's a great question.

I actually have. -Have you?

-Yeah, I think so.

Earthing? -Uh-huh. What is Earthing?

I think Earthing...

[ Laughter ]

I used to wear Earth shoes, first of all.

No, Earthing is -- apparently you're supposed to be barefoot

on the ground or soil somewhere, because the negative charges --

electric charges from the ground, ions,

go through your body and calm you or keep you balanced.

-That's what they say. You've done it.

-I've Earthed. All right.

-Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]

Wow, I mean, I know a little of my chakras.

I'm willing to detox, by the way.

I'm gonna do one from this, And I'll let you know what's up.

-Have you ever been rolfed?

-Once in college. I don't like to talk about it.

That's between me and my therapist.

[ Laughter ] Have I ever been rolfed?

Rolfed? -I'll take that as a no.

-No, I've never been rolfed.

-Okay. Have you ever --

-Are you going to tell me what it is or no?

-Oh. It's just like a -- No, I'm not going to.

-Okay. Got you.

-I have no idea what rolfing is.

No, I'm kidding. Okay. Have you ever foam rolled?

-This is -- No, because I'm assuming

that is what this is here?

-Oh, yes!

-No, I've never been foam rolled.

Are you going to hit me over the head with this?

What is foam rolled?

-Do you want to do it?

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, my God. -Come over here.

-[ Groans ] I've never been foam rolled.

No, no, no.

-So this foam roller is from goop.com.

But you can get it at target or anywhere.

They sell these everywhere. -Okay.

-And it's to release your fascia,

which is a very large organ in your body.

-Gotcha. It certainly is. Hello.

[ Laughter ]

It reminds me of being rolfed.

[ Laughter ]

-Okay, so, do me a favor and put your lower back right there.

-Okay. Does it matter what side?

-Yes, facing up.

-I didn't mean that way. Wow.

-Okay, now, roll back that way.

You're gonna feel -- Yep it's gonna roll.

Oh, you see it releasing your back?

Keep going. Keep going.

-Just keep going? -Keep going. Keep going.

When it gets to your sacrum -- ♪ Penis ♪

-Stop saying that! [ Laughter ]

Why are you doing that? Don't say that!

-Now you're going to lift -- We're going to do --

-Oh, my God! Ow!

-Straighten this --

-Ow! Ow!! Ow! My God!!

-Now, make some scissor kicks. -What?!

-Scissor kicks. -I can't hear you.

All the fat from my neck is going into my ears.

Ow! My God!

What are you talking about?!

Stop it right now! [ Cheers and applause ]

Oh, my God. Amazing. Amazing.

Gwyneth Paltrow, everybody.

Her new book, "The Clean Plates" is available now.

For more infomation >> Jimmy Takes Gwyneth Paltrow's "How Goopy Are You?" Quiz - Duration: 5:05.

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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes - Duration: 8:09.

-I don't think people fully appreciate

how many jokes you generate... -Yes.

...to then have the jokes you do for the Globes.

You have some that you chose not to do

that you're gonna -- you would like to read now.

-Yes, I mean, only because there's so little time to --

and you've got to choose wisely and...

-Yeah, you don't get a lot of time.

-But there were a lot of jokes we really loved

that we didn't get to cover.

And I thought, if it was okay with everyone here,

we might -- I would just bang through a bunch

that we didn't get to do.

-Yeah, all right, great. -Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

So -- So, just imagine that I'm onstage at the Globes.

[ Light laughter ]

Around 1,300 people attended the Golden Globes this year...

and only one will leave.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Wow. -Yeah.

"Crazy Rich Asians" is up for two awards,

and "Crazy Rich White People"

are up for the remaining 200.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah.

Should have done it. -Yeah.

-The International Ballroom where the Golden Globes are held

are divided into three tiers of seating --

libtards, snowflakes, and cucks.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

We wanted Sandra to say that one.

[ Light laughter ]

Would have been so dope. All right.

"Roma" was nominated for best director and best foreign film.

Guys, do yourself a favor --

go out and watch this one on the biggest phone you can find.

[ Laughter ]

It's on Netflix.

[ Laughter ]

"Roma" is such an emotional experience, when it was over,

I literally sat there and cried for a full five seconds

before Netflix started blasting a new movie

where Kurt Russell plays Santa Claus.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I got it. I dig that. -Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

"Green Book" nominated,

which is, of course, a poignant biopic

about Dr. Seuss struggling to finish the title

of "Green Eggs and Ham."

[ Laughter ]

-It was originally just called "Green Book."

-Yeah, it was just "Green Book,"

and he was like, "How do I crack this?"

[ Light laughter ]

"BlacKkKlansman" was nominated, and judging by

the upper- and lower-case lettering in the title,

it is also a Wi-Fi password.

[ Laughter ]

That's a John Mulaney joke. -[ Laughing ] Yeah.

-He wrote it!

[ Laughter ]

-As you do. -As one does.

-[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

-Love him.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

The best.

Spike Lee's third time being nominated for a Globe,

and I got to say,

it's disappointing to see so few Knicks here supporting him.

[ Light laughter ]

-That's my favorite one. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-He goes to a lot of Knicks games.

[ Laughter ] -Whoo!

-By the way, you would have done that in L.A.

This is actually in New York, and that [bleep] tanked.

[ Laughter ] -I'm so glad we didn't do it.

-Yeah.

-To the time machine!

[ Laughter ]

-All right.

[ Laughter ]

-"The Good Place" is nominated.

It's a philosophical afterlife comedy

that asks complicated questions,

like, can Ted Danson still get it?

[ Laughter ]

Not that complicated -- the answer is yes.

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.

Julia Roberts' Amazon show "Homecoming"

was adapted from a podcast...

would be a good sentence to confuse someone

who just woke up from a coma.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter continues ]

-Whoo!

-Again, we had very little time. [ Laughter ]

"The Americans" is nominated tonight

for Best Drama, Lead Actor, Lead Actress,

and Most People Getting Boned

in Front of Portraits of Ronald Reagan.

[ Laughter ]

"Pose" is nominated for best television series

from creator Ryan Murphy.

So, if you love drama and you love Ryan Murphy shows,

you have 37 different options.

[ Laughter ]

This Rachel Brosnahan -- it's her second time being nominated

for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy

for her role in "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel."

Unfortunately, not nominated this year

is "Mrs. Maisel's" other lead actor, brisket.

[ Laughter ]

-There's a lot there.

They make... -They talk --

-They are often making a brisket on the show.

-And I can't front.

It makes me want brisket. [ Light laughter ]

It looks good.

They take time with the brisket on that show...

-They do. -...and it hits close to home.

-Their prop master makes that good brisket.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-All right. There's more.

[ Laughter ]

-Whoo!

[ Chuckling ] There are so many more.

[ Laughter ]

The -- The writers did a bang-up job, is my point.

-They did a bang-up job, yeah. -All right.

Netflix beat out Amazon tonight

as the most nominated streaming service,

while the best streaming scene

was Bradley Cooper wetting himself in "A Star is Born."

[ Laughter ] Seth wrote that one.

-Did I? -Yeah.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Sent it to me, like five minutes before the show.

I was like, "What?!"

If Beale Street could talk, I think it would say,

"Ouch, stop driving on me!"

Seriously, we agreed to host this

super last minute, you guys.

[ Laughter ] That was the full joke.

Okay, and this one was a back-and-forth

with me and Sandra. -Okay, yeah.

So, will you read her parts?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay.

-The all-female franchise reboot trend

continued this year with the movie "Ocean's 8,"

and there are many more on the way.

-Hey, you know what they should do --

a female reboot of "Magic Mike," but with all ladies.

You know, now, that I would watch.

[ Light laughter ] -Jesus Christ!

-Hey! The line starts right here, Seth!

Thank you. This has been my audition for "Green Book."

-Oh, that was really good. -Yeah, thank you.

-That was really good. That was --

Those were excellent.

-There's one more. -Great.

[ Laughter ]

-Don't cut any of these when you air this episode.

-Well, here's how you'll know if we cut any.

This one on the card says number 18.

[ Laughter and applause ]

So, if there are less than 18,

that means there were ones worse than the worst one you saw.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, my God.

Please cut it down to one joke now.

-Yeah, right.

-All right, last one --

There were some amazing performances

by fine young actors this year --

Lucas Hedges in "Boy Erased" and "Ben Is Back"

and Timothée Chalamet in "Beautiful Boy."

And if you didn't have time to see them all, fear not,

'cause we conveniently smushed them together and made

"Boy Beautiful Ben Is Erased Back Boy."

[ Laughter ]

-Bravo! -There you are. Yes.

[ Cheers and applause ] -That's the way we do it.

-Of course.

This was -- Right?

-Thanks to our writers.

-They did a great job. -They did a great job.

-Sandra did a great job, as well.

-Yes. -And it was really cool

because you and Sandra were great together,

and you really only knew each other

from presenting together at the Emmys, right?

-Yeah. No prior relationship other than that one time.

-It was so much fun to watch you guys together.

It was very... -Thanks.

-...very fortunate that you guys found each other at the Emmys,

because they were lucky to have you.

-Well, that's nice.

-I have one last thing to talk to you about,

which I'm thrilled --

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" is coming back,

and it's an NBC show now. -Coming back.

[ Cheers and applause ] -So exciting.

[ Cheers and applause continue ]

It's the best! -Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause continue ] Thanks, guys.

You know, you saved it -- The Guardians of the Nine-Nine

saved the show. -There were -- Yeah.

Me, Guillermo del Toro... -Yeah.

-...Lin-Manuel, Mark Hamill... Yeah.

Astin. -...Sean Astin.

We all started tweeting, and then that's --

that's five -- that's just too much power to be ignored.

-Too much star power to not make a show keep going.

-But it is really amazing, because I feel as though

people are often heartbreaking -- heartbroken

when shows get canceled,

and they say, "Oh, maybe another network will pick it up."

It happens so rarely. -Yeah.

-And you just must be so -- it must be so nice

for you guys to still be doing this for your fans.

-It's incredible. -Yeah.

-And with each other. We love each other so much.

You know, coming back after a near death of the show,

like, everyone appreciates it so much more,

where we're like, "Oh, man, we get to keep hanging out!"

-Yeah. -You know?

For more infomation >> Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes - Duration: 8:09.

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Andy Samberg Is Best Friends with Seth's Writers - Duration: 4:16.

-First of all, happy new year. -And to you.

-You have a daughter now.

Did you enjoy the holidays with her?

-I did, yeah. I mean, yeah.

-Good. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Do you think she would say the same thing?

-She might have a different story.

-But I was wondering if being a parent --

because I felt this a fair amount.

You become more empathetic.

You become a little kinder when you have a child.

Don't take this the wrong way.

You've always been cruel to my dog Frisbee.

-Right. [ Laughter ]

-Do you feel any different about her now that you're a parent?

-No. -Okay.

[ Laughter ]

-But I will also say you now have kids.

-Yeah.

-And I'm like, why keep Frisbee?

[ Laughter ]

But I will say this. -Yeah.

-You sent your holiday card to me.

-Yep.

-And you did actually take into account my Frisbee hatred.

And I really appreciate it.

-Yeah, I should give credit to my wife here.

She wrote -- she hand-wrote on the back of the envelope,

"Caution -- Frisbee photo contained."

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

And I picked it up and looked at my wife and I was like, "Uh-oh.

I don't know if I want to look at this."

And then, sure enough, I opened it up and what do I see?

-There you go. Come on!

-Frisbee with the Star of David?

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-Haven't we been through enough, Seth?

[ Laughter and applause ]

Frickin' little skeleton rat!

-She is not a skeleton rat. -Oh, man!

-Look at her. She's gorgeous.

-The kids are beautiful.

Again, I'm a human lover.

And I like almost every dog.

-Was it this year or last year

where you sent it back to us with Frisbee out of the photo?

[ Laughter ]

Because you did that.

-I have so much less spare time now.

[ Laughter ]

I have to come here to talk about it.

-Hey, congratulations on the Golden Globes.

-Thank you. -You did a fantastic job.

[ Cheers and applause ]

There's a couple of things we've both hosted.

This is one of them. -Yeah.

-It is a -- People say this all of the time.

It is a tough room.

Not because people don't have a good sense of humor.

It is one of the loudest rooms you could ever play.

-Deafeningly loud. -Yeah.

-People are not paying attention to what you're doing on stage.

They're just kind of talking to each other and being famous.

-Yeah. Well, that's the thing.

You want to tell everybody to shut up, but then you look,

and they're all so much more famous than you.

-Yes, exactly.

You can't be like, "Hey, Nicholson! I'm doing my joke!"

[ Laughter ]

He'll say, "Yeah, I'll eat you."

-We had a -- You had a -- Obviously, the same way I did --

a lot of friends pitched in jokes.

-Yes.

-And some writers from this show, actually,

went out and were backstage with you.

-Absolutely, I did.

I worked with three of your writers, Amber, Jenny and Ally.

-Yeah, and there they are, right over there.

-Hey, Andy! [ Cheers and applause ]

-Hey.

Hey, Andy.

Rhinoceros teeth, remember?

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, I love it! -Sorry. What's that?

-Oh, no, it's just a thing that we do now

since we worked together on the Globes.

-Oh, it was, like, an inside joke then.

Did you guys have fun?

-Oh, so much fun. -Oh, it was great.

-Yeah, I mean, it was different, you know?

-What do you mean? Like, different than this?

-No, just -- better.

-Andy just gets it.

-You know what we mean, Steve.

-Seth. -Oh, my God! Seth! Oh.

[ Laughter ]

Yeah, Seth.

-I mean, you know.

It was the Globes, and it's a big deal.

You wouldn't understand.

-No, yeah, I hosted it last year.

[ Laughter ]

-I thought she did.

-Yeah, you were great!

-Thank you! -Yeah.

-Anyway, Andy, we'll see you at the after party.

-Wait, this show has an after party?

-Oh, Seth, you wouldn't like it.

It's just a bunch of people you know and work with.

Shh!

-Yeah, I, uh, I think it's cancelled.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cancelled.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-I'll see you at the "cancelled" after party.

-All right. Give it up for these awful, awful women!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Just kidding. Love you guys!

Bye, my three new best friends!

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