-Every time I'm here, there's another guest on
who is older than me and looks way younger than me.
Last time, it was Keanu Reeves. -Yeah. Is he older than you?
-And he, I think, is...
[ Laughter ] -What?
That's my point.
-No, no, but I'm saying I would say you're similar ages.
-No, we're not. He's way older than me.
-How old are you? -I'm 51.
-Well, how old is Keanu Reeves? -56, 57.
-He's not 57.
-That's the whole point.
You're making my point.
Then Sam Jackson says he's 70 years old.
If he's 70, I look like 95 years old.
-No, no, not at all.
-I'm getting my hair done, right?
And I get my haircut from Gio.
Gio. -Oh, of course. Gio.
-And at the end of the haircut, he goes,
"Let me show you something."
And he takes his camera out
and he takes a picture of my bald spot.
And he's like, "You know what I did there for you?
I left a little long around it, and you push it over."
-Is it inventing a new --
-I go, "Are you teaching me how to do a comb-over?
And is this how it starts?
Is this how it started with Trump?
Someone's like, "You know, you comb it
and then you swirl it and you glue it at the top.
-He taught you a bald-spot comb-over.
-Oh, my God.
-Well, It looks great either way.
Good job, Gio. Thank you.
First of all, I haven't seen you since
"The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling."
-Yes.
-We were talking about Garry, and you were about to air
this documentary.
And it won an Emmy. Congratulations. It was great.
I loved it.
And I know you miss him, and I miss him.
But congrats on that. -Thank you.
There's some -- The Blu-ray is coming out,
and there's some extra scenes
with your rock-star moment, dude.
-Yeah, so, this is a weird story.
I was going to perform in the comedy tent at Bonnaroo.
-Yeah, I've done that.
-And Pearl Jam, who I met here,
because I was on the show with them --
I got to know them a little bit, and I said, to Eddie Vedder,
"Will you come to the comedy tent
and do a little guest spot?"
And he said, "Yes," for reasons which I don't understand.
-Wow! I mean, yeah, really. -And then I saw him again.
I'm like, "What should we do?"
And he says, "I'm going to take all these diary entries
from Garry Shandling and I'm going to turn it into a song."
So all the lyrics are things Garry wrote in his diary.
And I thought, "That's the best idea ever."
So, I get to Bonnaroo, and we're about to go out.
And he takes up the lyrics and he goes,
"Okay, so, I'll sing this.
You sing that. I'll sing this."
And I went, "What are you talking about?"
-"What do you mean I sing that? No, no, no.
You're Eddie Vedder.
You sing all of it. That's the way it works."
-And I was like, "I really can't do this.
I don't sing, like, really don't sing.
-But if he tells you you're doing it,
you've got to do it.
I got to say, it's a really funny clip.
-It's only a funny clip because I look so scared.
-Here's Judd Apatow singing with Eddie Vedder at Bonnaroo.
Look at this.
-♪ Left it all on the field ♪
♪ I left it all on TV ♪
♪ To finally live in this moment ♪
-It's adorable. That's cute.
You can see -- it's like you're at fantasy camp.
You're like, "Oh, my gosh. This is so rad."
-I bailed fast. You see me just go, "No."
-Yes. -It shows me doing this.
Congrats on "Crashing." -Yes.
-We love Pete Holmes -- funny dude.
This is Season 3 here.
And It's basically -- -That's right.
-It's basically about a comedian starting.
-Starting, yeah.
A religious man who wants to be a comedian in New York.
So it's about him trying to save his soul a little bit,
trying to keep his soul in the world of comedy.
And it starts January 20th, the third season.
-I love it. -And it's been a great season.
-Is there gonna be any Wayne Federman cameos this year?
-Heavy Wayne Federman cameos, people.
-Really?! I love Wayne Federman.
He's one of my favorite comedians.
I love Wayne Federman so much. I love you, Wayne.
He's one of my favorite stand-up comedians ever.
Did you ever have a -- When you first started,
was there a comedian that was, like,
either so nice to you or really gave you
good advice or something, and you go like,
"Oh, that's a story --
They didn't know who I was at the time"?
-Well, I had a weird thing, which was the first job
I ever had, was I worked for Comic Relief,
which was like the Live Aid for comedy,
and it benefited the homeless.
So I called up and said, "I'll work for you for free."
I was 18 years old.
And the night of the show, my job was to get everyone
to sign the poster.
And so I got to talk to George Carlin and Sid Caesar.
-So every comedian that was there --
if they signed the poster, that was your job.
-Yeah. So they had to hang out with me for five minutes,
whether they liked it or not.
So I was nerding out.
And then I'm waiting near Jerry Lewis,
and that's the big one.
-That's the big one.
-And, suddenly, they say,
"Jerry, you're needed at the photo area."
And he walks over to where he's going to take photos
for all of the photographers, and all of the photographers
run over there, and one guy falls really hard.
It sounds painful,
but he jumps up because he's kind of embarrassed.
And Jerry goes, "Hey, you're supposed to fall,
wait for the laugh, then get up."
So, I'm on the Internet the other night just, like,
looking for old photos of myself, which you do.
And I found a photo of him making that joke.
-This is the photo where he
actually said to the photographer.
That's him making the joke.
Wow. That's fantastic that you found the actual photo.
-You know who took it? Ron Galella?
Was that the famous photographer?
-Yes. No way.
-Yeah, the famous -- The guy who used to wear the helmet
when he would take paparazzi pictures of Marlon Brando,
because Marlon Brando would punch him in the face.
-Not too shabby.
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