(Doctor Fish)
Who are we?
Doctor Fish!
Who are we?
Doctor Fish!
What's my mother's name?
Yeo Unja!
What's my favorite side dish?
Cucumber kimchi!
What's my wife's name?
Hwang Gyeonghui!
Where's my wife from?
Jeomchon, Mungyeong!
I see you know a lot about me.
Saeyoon, you're so handsome!
Thank you.
You, stay out of this!
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm the lead vocalist of Doctor Fish,
Yoo Saeyoon.
I'm Song Byungchul on bass.
Get lost!
Thank you.
It's been so long since we've seen you all.
So many people are here right now.
Doctor Fish is back together after 10 years!
Thank you for coming back!
And I think this will be our last performance.
How is it already your last one?
We're sorry.
I told you to keep your mouth shut!
Thank you.
This may be our last performance...
- But are you ready to party? / - Yes!
Left side, make some noise!
Great.
Right side, make some noise!
Great.
Everyone in the back...
Make some noise!
Great.
I want everyone outside to make some noise!
That's fine, that's fine!
So many people have come to see
the Doctor Fish reunion concert.
Now that I look around,
I see people from many countries around the world.
Anyone from Korea?
Hello!
Someone from Korea.
Anyone from Japan?
Hello!
So you're from Japan.
Anyone from China?
Have you eaten?
So you're from China.
Good to see you.
Anyone from Russia?
You're from Russia. Thank you.
Good to see you.
I bet nobody's from Mongolia.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It's been 10 years but
how about we all shout...
- The Doctor Fish cheer? / - Yes!
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
1, 2, 3, 4!
So you haven't forgotten.
None of you have forgotten.
This moment...
Always gives me new life.
I feel like...
Today...
We'll have to sign off after performing
Doctor Fish's title track.
Today's song is...
"I'm Always Here So Why Are
You Always Rushing?"
Precisely.
"I'm Always Here So Why Are
You Always Rushing?"
We'll sign off after singing this song.
Music!
♪ I'm always ♪
♪ Here ♪
♪ So why ♪
♪ Are ♪
♪ You Always ♪
♪ Rushing? ♪
♪ I'm always here ♪
♪ So why are you always rushing? ♪
♪ I'm always here ♪
(Spear and Shield)
Gosh, I barely got on the subway.
Honey!
Hurry, honey.
Honey!
My girlfriend, Suji.
We have seats. Let's sit.
Are you a couple growing apart?
Just one spray and you'll be in love again.
Cupid perfume for sale!
Getting sick of your relationship?
Just one spray and you'll start fighting.
Devil perfume for sale.
What are you looking at?
We'll use our stuff on them at the same time
and if they fight, you get off.
Agreed. I see your offer
and if they get lovey dovey, I'll raise you
10 years' worth of allowance my son saved.
You're a scumbag.
Agreed. I see the allowance and raise you
10 years' worth of lodge money my wife saved.
You're a bigger scumbag.
Agreed. I see the lodge money and raise you my life.
Why do you keep betting things over this?
This couple...
Has our lives in their hands.
1...
2...
3!
What do we do?
They're totally lovey dovey!
They're fighting!
1, 2, 3, 4...
♪ The blue skies and milky way ♪
They're so in love!
She's slapping him!
A knee to the stomach!
They're so in-synch!
Let's make it harder.
Make it harder.
Higher.
It's like the UFC!
Why would you throw at knee at me?
They're fighting!
Now they're lovingly making a heart. I won!
This station is Hapjeong. Hapjeong Station.
We're at Hapjeong, honey. Let's get off.
Let's show them how amazingly in-synch we are.
So lovely!
Turn, turn!
Turn! Nice!
She's slapping him with her foot!
He loves it!
She keeps hitting him!
But he still loves it!
Are they fighting?
Or are they in love?
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Star of the universe, Jang Giyeong!
What was that?
I just said anything!
Since this is the Say Anything Festival.
But it can't make sense or remind you of anything...
- So it's very difficult. / - Yes.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Hey.
Stop being so clingy, Park Bogum!
Such an irresponsible comment!
Amazing!
Impressive, Park Jiseon!
She might be sued by Park Bogum.
That was very good!
♪ The best kind of gum is Park Bogum ♪
Let's meet the next contestant.
Wife-beater.
He said wife-beater!
- Amazing. / - That was Santa Claus!
- That was a great absurd comment. / - Right!
That deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
- What was that? / - My catchphrase.
They'll all say it with me eventually.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a match?
Hey!
What?
It wasn't a match! It was an argument!
Wasn't that a great absurd response?
- Hey! / - Porn!
Let's meet the next contestant.
- How's the water temperature, sir? / - Good.
- He was shampooing his hair! / - Amazing.
He asked about the water temperature.
Amazing.
♪ Temperature sea, temperature sea ♪
27.5789.882 degrees.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Face forward and shout out
for 5 years!
Shouting for 5 years instead of 5 seconds.
He'll end up being a soldier for the rest of his life.
Would you like a bowl?
The next contestant is fabulous.
A cheerleader?
Save me!
I'm right here!
He wasn't cheering! He wanted to be rescued!
- Amazing. / - Doesn't he need to be rescued?
Open sesame!
- What was that? / - I just said anything!
Great. Let's meet the next contestant.
He's been shouting for 5 years!
- Amazing. / - Loudly absurd.
Wouldn't that make him a master singer?
♪ Sarang, Sarang, it's Choo Sarang ♪
Sarang, you're amazing!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Dwarves! Dwarves!
Yes, princess?
Such absurd casting!
That's right!
That deserves praise!
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a DJ?
That hurts!
He wasn't a DJ! He was a bathhouse scrubber!
It was back when...
Let's tearfully meet the next contestant!
Come on! Stop joking around.
We haven't seen that in a while!
What an absurd face!
- Amazing. / - Isn't it shocking every time you see it?
Once bitten,
caldron lid grilled pork belly!
Hot!
Today was a great turnout
that I want to erase from my memory.
- Yes, like it never happened. / - Right.
From the Say Anything Festival this has been
caster Yoo Saeyoon...
And commentator poop color power!
Hello!
(Dressing Room Miss Kang)
I haven't been on Gag Concert in forever!
Now I'm married with a kid... Goodness...
Viewers of Gag Concert!
I love you!
This is so much fun, isn't it, Gyeongmi?
You're a bit big for Gyeongmi.
Who are you? Who are you?
Gosh...
Aren't you Suji?
Suji, why are you crying?
- What will I do, Gyeonga? / - What is it?
Minsang won't pick up my calls.
Oh... Minsang...
He must be eating now.
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Not because he doesn't love me anymore?
He never picks up the phone when he's eating.
Yeah? But Gyeonga...
- You can't tell anyone I'm dating Minsang. / - Why?
All the seniors hate me now that
I've become a radio host.
Suji, you're one of the hottest members
on Gag Concert.
This isn't Kang Yumi or An Youngmi's show anymore.
Quiet!
Gag Concert's Suji is better than JYP's Suzy!
Are you insane?
They'll rip me apart online!
Gosh!
Good work, girls.
Good work.
Where did An Youngmi go?
Aren't you Kim Minkyoung?
Youngmi can't make it as she's on another show.
Oh, right.
- Suji. / - Yes.
I heard you've been seeing Minsang these days.
I'm not.
Hey, that's your loss.
I know Minsang.
He doesn't like skinny girls like you.
- He hates them! / - What?
And how far have you two gotten?
We went for pork ribs once.
So you went all the way.
Minsang ate pork ribs with you?
That's pretty impressive.
- Did you hit on him? / - No.
Hey. Don't try any tricks!
I'm taking them. I'm taking your tricks.
- I'm taking them. / - I have no tricks.
Stop it!
Are you wearing circle lenses?
Are you insane?
I'm sorry.
How could you...
You're concerned about your looks?
Hey.
That was unimaginable in my days!
In my days,
if my lip bled from biting down too hard,
that was our tint.
Hey.
Your ears are folded when your senior is talking?
- You're totally disrespecting me! / - I'm not.
- Aren't you? I'm taking it! / - I'm not.
- Taking your disrespect! / - I didn't...
It's Miss Kang!
Good work, Miss Kang!
- Yes, good work, girls. / - Good work, Miss Kang.
Good work, girls.
Hold this for me.
Can you take my flippers too?
- Hold on. / - My flippers...
I can't just take them off. This is how I should...
That was exactly the same, Miss Kang!
You're amazing, Miss Kang!
Gosh, Youngmi. How much have you eaten?
I'm Minkyoung of class 23, Miss Kang!
Good work.
Alright.
Girls, can you seat me in the chair?
Yes.
Goodness...
Take care of your ear, Minkyoung.
The cute rookies.
So... What's wrong?
Minkyoung, why are they so disheartened?
- Yumi... / - Did something happen?
A comedian should be coming up with jokes
but the fact that she's concerned over her looks
hurts me so much inside, Miss Kang.
Gosh...
Girls.
Listen up.
A female comedian's career ends
when she tries to become pretty.
A female comedian is prettiest
when she's being funny.
And with that said, look at Minkyoung.
Isn't she... Isn't she beautiful?
Gosh! So funny.
How melodious.
Minkyoung, leave them alone.
What do these new girls know?
They didn't have to go all out to be funny
like we did in our days.
They never had to have their teeth pulled out
to act like a fool.
They never had to go in their mom's womb
to act like a baby.
Leave them alone.
In our days, we'd go in our mom's womb
and meet our younger siblings!
I bet you were pleased.
- Are your mothers still alive? / - Yes.
Go visit her womb sometime during the holidays.
Okay...
It's not easy to make jokes.
Hold on, Miss Kang.
Your wise words...
I'm going to write them all down.
Minkyoung, you're so sincere!
Gosh! The top of your head smells like poop.
I'm sorry, Miss Kang!
Yes, that's okay.
Girls.
Let's hold hands.
Here.
I have something I want to tell you.
It's great for a female comedian
to be loved on another stage.
But it's a comedian's main duty to do their best...
- When working in sketch comedy. / - Yes.
They shouldn't do any gig that comes their way...
- Just to earn fame. / - Yes.
We must become funny people.
Not people to be laughed at.
- Got it? / - Yes, Miss Kang!
Very good.
Miss Kang, I think it's your phone.
Can you hand me my phone?
- Here you go. / - Good.
- Thanks. / - Sure.
Yes, this is Kang Yumi.
Yes. Yes.
The singer beggar finale at the 5-day market?
$1,000 for the 4 of us is the set price?
Look here.
I can do that gig by myself.
I'll chop the taffy
and I can do the singing beggar dance.
♪ Here I go ♪
I'm on my way.
- I'm on my way right now! / - Miss Kang!
(Acting Idols)
Today's audition is for a movie
about a man who turns into a dog
whenever he drinks.
We'll start the audition for "A Dog to Remember."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting "Frozen."
I look pretty cool, don't I?
You just look like an American grandmother.
I'll show you my acting.
- Please don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of a couple stranded on a deserted island.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Honey! Get it together!
What? I'm perfectly fine.
Honey! Get it together!
Come on!
An island native!
- Honey, it's me. / - Oh.
Hold on.
I think it's just us two here.
Yeah...
What were you just thinking of?
I wasn't thinking of anything.
Hold on. I see a helicopter.
Save us! Save us!
Is it too far away to see us?
What do we do?
Save us!
Wow!
Come on, baby!
Save us! Yeah!
Hold it!
That's disgusting! What are you doing?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They flash hearts at me!
They're throwing darts at you. Be careful.
You're out! Go sit down.
I'm going.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on here?
Hold on.
What the...
Why is there a bum at an audition?
Are you curious?
If you want to know, 50 cents!
Geez... Here.
So why are you at this audition?
A bum can't audition?
I'm here to audition.
- Really? / - Yeah!
What kind of acting will you show us?
I'll act as a couple.
A couple?
Why isn't there a girl?
Gyeonghwan!
Why isn't there a girl?
Gyeonghwan!
Your girl is right here. It's Nami.
Go away!
You're not a girl.
You're an angel.
What are you doing?
Cut that out and show us your acting.
I'll give you something to act out.
A famous scene from "Secret Garden."
Do you know the sit-up scene?
Show us that.
You're Hyunbin and...
Gil Raim.
Gil Ra...
Okay!
Get ready.
- Ready... / - Hold on tight.
Action!
There's no girl!
You're supposed to look her in the face!
Just sit-up and look her in the face!
You take a look.
You can't help standing.
Then I guess we have no choice.
You're switching roles.
Hyunbin.
- I'm Hyunbin? / - Yes.
Alright.
Let's switch roles?
- Hyunbin? / - Yes.
- Okay, got it. / - Okay.
Get ready.
Action!
Flower Bum, how long have you been handsome?
Are you curious?
If you want to know...
Come to my home.
What?
Where's your home?
Seoul Station.
A bum has no home.
Come to Seoul Station.
What? I don't know the way to Seoul Station!
Then I'll take you there.
What is this?
You should be acting! You're just a bum...
I'm not just a bum. I'm a romantic bum!
Hold on.
I said to act. Not try to flirt.
- You want to see acting? / - Yes!
If you want to see acting...
90 cents!
Why did your price go up?
This is the 900th episode special.
Don't be ridiculous.
You're out! Go sit down.
Sit still.
- Nami. / - Yes?
This is acting. Don't get all swept up.
Only a bit.
Let's meet the next candidate...
You have a chair behind you.
This is comfortable for me.
Do whatever you want.
Next candidate, come on in.
Ma'am... What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are unrecognizable roles like the fortune teller...
There are no unrecognizable roles in acting.
No matter how unrecognizable your role is
you give it your all
so that you can connect with the audience.
This is the spirit of acting!
Until you do what I do.
I have connected.
Now that I've connected with the audience,
I'll show you the fortune teller.
I'm being possessed by the baby god.
Mister, I'm going to protect you
so just pay and do what I say.
Sir, we don't accept credit... No cards!
I can't by cookies with a credit card!
The possession goes in and out
whenever I get a credit card.
Ma'am...
Your acting is unrealistic.
There is no unrealistic in acting.
I was clearly expressing the fast hands of the lady
who'd search a fortune telling site under her table
if a customer asks her their future.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright.
Please hurry and show us the scene
of the fortune teller servicing the female customer.
- There is no hurry in acting. / - So fast...
Acting comes out when you've
totally achieved your goals.
I am mere a frog on a pond.
Answer. Bullfrog.
It happens when I eat a lot.
I'll act as the fortune teller now.
You were born on the April 2nd, 1985.
You'll be without a man and forever lonely.
You won't marry and die living an unfortunate life.
I've seen this fortune only twice.
Once from you...
And once from me!
Forever unfortunate and without a man!
Why can't I get a man?
Ma'am.
You're out.
Looks like I grabbed the wrong role.
Just walk normally.
Hungry?
That should be nice and salty.
Just sit still!
Last candidate, come on in.
It's this way! Over here.
What are you doing?
What a strange concept.
Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi.
Hi... Pardon? What did you say?
- Hideyoshi. / - Yoshi? What's that?
You need to study your history.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do I look like some countryside school teacher?
You actually kind of do.
Are you the person that I'm thinking of?
27 years of acting experience.
The devious man!
I'm Kim Eungsoo!
Nice to meet you, sir.
But the only parts we have for you
are uninspiring parts like
a man going to a bathhouse...
There is no uninspiring role in my career!
A man going to a bathhouse.
Oh! Alright, alright.
I'll start my acting.
So you're going into the tub.
How refreshing!
That's cold!
Did you just splash me?
Hey!
This isn't a swimming pool!
Little twerp...
Step out.
Step out, punk!
You have amazing credentials.
Credentials?
From now on,
I'll consider you as my big brother.
Please call me your little brother!
What are you saying?
Sir!
What did you see to make you like this? Stand up.
Your acting...
I'm sorry but it was a bit overboard.
How was that overacting? That was realistic.
It was realistic but...
How about you do the scene of leaving
that bathhouse after finishing bathing.
- Leaving? / - Yes.
- Alright. / - Okay.
Action.
So you finish up by washing your face.
How refreshing!
Now, you're drying yourself off with a towel.
Very realistic.
Hold on...
Hold on!
No need to be so... Please stop that!
It's realistic but
you're a bit too hung up on drying that part.
Hey! That's realistic.
- Don't you do this? / - I do but...
You don't dry it off?
I do but... How about using a hair dryer?
A towel is a bit inappropriate.
Dry your hair with a hair dryer.
Alright, alright!
This is acting, people.
Watch and learn from the veteran actor.
Stop that!
Sir!
Don't dry yourself down there!
Stop that! Don't do that.
This is realistic!
Sir...
Your family is watching.
Sir...
Why are you so obsessed with that area?
Sir...
Please show us the next scene.
For this one...
You'll just play a normal man
out having fun with his friends.
Having fun? Okay.
Hey!
It's just us guys today!
Let's go to the club and party!
Gosh...
You fool...
You're still calling your wife?
Are you still on her leash?
Be like me!
I live an extravagant life like a king!
But look at you.
Let's just go in.
Such lovely ladies!
How about a drink?
This way please.
What's wrong?
Honey, how did you...
Let me go! Let me go!
Don't do this!
Oh, come on!
I did all the dishes and the laundry!
Stop hitting me!
I'm sorry!
It seems you've actually experienced this often.
This is way too realistic.
I'll never do it again!
Sir... I'm sorry but...
That was too realistic so you're out.
Man, this is too hard.
Since I've been cut from the audition,
I'm going to the bathhouse for a bath and a nap.
Alright then.
Don't do that! Stop it!
Please stop that.
(Love Counselor)
Hello.
I'm the love counselor, Yoo Saeyoon.
What kind of love story will we hear today, Yumi?
Saeyoon, it's been so long.
It really has been.
Over the years,
a lot has happened to many of your parts, Yumi.
You're so mean.
Saeyoon, a lot has happened to you too.
Marriage, giving birth and turning yourself in!
You're so mean.
Yumi.
Our long-time friendship will only
become stronger over time
but will love also get stronger over time?
Your voice makes me puke.
Let's take a look.
A longtime couple!
Who is it?
Who is it?
You popped in without calling?
I didn't even wash my face.
It's not like you ever did.
Got any food?
Here. Have some pizza.
I had this 2 days ago.
It's probably moldy.
Why would you give me this?
Yet you still eat it...
Gosh, this has gone bad.
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
Does the outfit I bought you last year still fit?
That one?
No way. I gained a ton of weight.
Why?
When you wore that outfit...
You looked really pretty and sexy.
Dang it!
That stinks! Geez!
Would you stop that?
Geez...
Did you poop your pants?
Did you eat poop?
Man, your insides must be rotten.
This is so annoying.
Man, I'm going to kill you.
You're so annoying.
Geez, I wish you'd just die.
Get lost, Saeyoon. You're so annoying.
Would you stop that?
Were you saving these?
Geez...
Why are the windows so close by?
That stinks!
So what should we do today?
Go out for a movie?
Is there anything good on? There's nothing.
And there's so much fine dust.
It's best just to stay in on days like this.
Yeah?
What do we do then?
Should we make out?
Alright.
Ugh, too hot. Just your lips.
I'm all sweaty.
You're so picky.
Hold on.
Where did this paprika come from?
You or me?
There is no yours or mine.
I'm all hot from kissing.
Aren't you hot?
I'm going to take a shower.
Hey! Hey!
Why are you stripping here?
Don't be such a baby.
- I'm going to wash up. / - So gross.
Gosh, that's nice.
Man, I have to pee.
You almost done?
Whatever.
Close the door. I'm showering.
Can't you see that I'm showering?
Hey! Come on...
I wish my girlfriend would show some modesty.
You're the one that burst in here.
My bad. I really have to pee.
Oh, come on...
You have no manners.
Have you been taking vitamins?
So yellow...
Why is it so yellow?
Why are you looking at the color of my urine?
Don't be like that. Why are you getting mad?
Are you crazy? Why would you look at my color?
Why are you so worked up?
My mom doesn't even look at the color of my urine.
Gosh, this is so annoying.
Hold up. Scrub my back before you go.
I can't reach.
Asking me to do this...
I can't reach.
Yumi.
Should we just break up?
What?
Hey...
Why break up and start with someone new?
It'll be the same. You'll be smitten at first.
You go see movies and go to restaurants.
You fight and argue when you have nothing to do.
You split up and then get back together.
What's the point of starting again at this age?
We might as well stay together.
Yeah?
Hey, then are you going to marry me?
Won't you get sick of me?
It wouldn't be all about you if we get married.
It'd be about the kids.
Okay, okay.
I agree.
Alright, finish up with your shower.
You going to sleep over?
No, I'll just go.
We already kissed.
Alright then.
Oh, hold on.
On your way out...
Throw out my trash for me.
Dang it!
Asking me to do this...
- I'm out. / - Later.
(Idiotic Robot)
So...
Where did Jinho-bot go?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Alright.
Cleaning mode.
What the...
You're working when I didn't ask you to?
Anyway, my shoulders feel really stiff.
Massage mode.
What the...
What's with you today?
You did something wrong, didn't you?
I did not, master. I am behaving as I usually do.
This is how you usually are?
What's this?
Let's see...
"Robot satisfaction survey?"
You...
You just want good ratings on this!
That is not true.
Oh, come on.
You're in for it this time.
If I give you a zero...
Hey! Are you getting angry?
I am not.
Alright, fine.
I'll give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Thank you, master!
So I'll just...
Hey!
I accidentally rated you as one star!
I can't believe this.
This guy...
- What? / - Geez...
Are you sulking now?
I am not.
You are sulking.
I said I am not.
Honey...
Hi, honey.
Why do you seem so down today?
Honey, my boss yelled at me at work today.
I could really go for a drink.
Honey, want to have a drink with me?
You know I can't handle alcohol.
Miss, I have a drinking mode.
Really, Jinho-bot?
Do you want to drink with me then?
- Yes, Miss Somi. / - Thanks.
Hey! You'll get drunk drinking like that!
I will not, master.
I am a robot. I do not get intoxicated.
- So why do you keep saying I'm... / - Gosh...
If you talk to me like that...
You don't get drunk? You're wasted now!
Jinho-bot, you were that sad? Are you okay?
Don't cry. Gosh...
Jinho-bot. Hey!
Lift your head up!
- Oops. / - Hey!
Geez...
- Right. Somi. / - What?
Your skirt looks a bit short.
It's not short. Everyone wears it like this.
- But men will stare! / - Everyone dresses like this.
No, honey. Listen to me.
- Pervert elimination mode. / - What?
Honey, this is my robot.
It's a dangerous world these days
so I put him on pervert elimination mode.
- Gosh, honey. / - What?
My boss wants me back at work.
Oh, no!
- Watch after Taehun-bot, honey. / - Honey.
- Hello? / - Honey!
I wanted to go out with Somi.
Now I'm upset.
Master, I have a mode to cheer you up.
Music on.
Hey...
Stop it! That enough!
Stop it!
Gosh! You made me even more upset!
Master, I have a mode to really cheer you up.
Music on!
(Special guests, Momo, Dahyun)
Hold on, hold on.
Who are you girls?
Hello, master.
We are TWICE-bot.
Of course I know TWICE.
Tzuyu, Jeongyeon, Nayeon...
Hold on... Who else is there?
Wow...
Master, they're Dahyun-bot and Momo-bot.
Oh! Oh, right!
Of course I knew that. It just slipped my mind.
Momo-bot and Dahyun-bot.
Are you guys sulking?
- We are not. / - We are not.
I think you're sulking.
- We said we are not. / - We said we are not.
I think they're sulking...
Anyway, since you guys are robots,
you'll have to help me around the house.
Momo-bot, can you clean with this?
What?
Why can't she understand me?
Made in Japan.
Made in Japan?
Man, I don't know how to speak Japanese.
Master, I have an interpretation mode.
I love you.
Get out of here with that!
This one is a weird one.
So Momo-bot, use this
and clean like this.
Aha! Allow me to warm-up before cleaning.
Warm-up.
If you're done warming up, get to cleaning.
- Battery dead. / - What?
That warm-up really drained your battery.
Oh, well.
Dahyun-bot.
You'll have to clean by yourself.
By myself?
You're so mean! You're so mean!
That's no use. You'll still have to clean.
Wipe the dirtiest area with this.
- Dirty place. / - What is it?
Very nice.
- Hold on. / - Scrub, scrub.
- Hold on. What are you doing? / - Scrub, scrub.
You girls can't understand me
and can't clean properly.
What is it that you girls can do?
Master, we have something we are good at too.
What is it?
Music!
Hold on, hold on!
You girls are just here to promote your new song!
- No, we are not! / - No, we are not!
What?
(Granny is Angry)
Grandpa...
Please get better and don't be sick.
Come back to me.
I can't wait to tease you
when you're better, grandpa.
Grandpa... Grandpa Sangmu...
Saeyoon.
Old man Yeonggil from next door. What is it, sir?
I steamed some potatoes and I brought you some.
Thank you, sir! These look great.
Sir, did you catch a cold?
No, no. I'm fine.
No, I think you caught a cold.
- Hold on. / - No need for medicine.
- No. / - I don't need medicine.
I don't want to catch your cold.
You brat. You put on a mask just because
I coughed a few times?
I'm sorry.
Go ahead and talk.
- Anything new? / - No, sir. Nothing much.
And how are you?
Saeyoon, you should face your elders
when they talk to you.
Yes, sir.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, sir.
So are you getting good grades in school?
Yes. Just fine.
Sir, I think you keep coughing because
the house is so dusty.
- I'm fine. / - This place needs cleaning.
No, sir.
You don't have to clean.
No, you can clean up here
and I'll get some fresh air outside.
- Here? / - Yes.
- Like this? / - Wow, sir! You're great at this!
They say the fine dust level is normal today.
I'll be back!
Gosh...
I think I'll eat a potato.
This is nicely cooked.
Hello.
Why are you stealing food in my home?
I brought these potatoes.
Everything in my home belongs to me!
You thieving old fart! Die! Die!
Why are you so angry again?
I'm so angry right now!
My second daughter-in-law makes me so mad!
My second daughter-in-law said
I've been working too hard and
she wants to send me on a trip!
And where was it again? She wants to send me
to a hot spring resort in Japan?
She wants me to go to Japan
and have a soak in the hot springs!
She wants to boil me to death.
She's trying to cook me in that water!
So I said I wouldn't go
but she insisted saying that
she already bought the plane ticket!
And she said the it's a first class ticket
and the best seat on the plane!
She wants me to die first if there's an accident.
She wants me to die first if there's an accident!
I'm so angry! Gosh! I'm furious!
What are you doing?
He was trying to clean!
Sir, are you okay?
Saeyoon, it's fine.
No, it's not.
You only finished half the cleaning.
You brat!
It wasn't enough that you tease your grandpa,
now you tease the old man next door?
That's it.
I don't need a disrespectful brat like you.
Get out of here.
Get out! Get out!
You're so mean, grandma.
I know you have bad eyes so
I've been saving my pocket money...
To get you glasses.
Gosh... Gosh, my baby!
My baby... How did you know
I was having trouble seeing these days?
Gosh! Such nice glasses.
I had no idea...
Let's see.
Goodness.... These are great!
- How lovely! / - Can you see, grandma?
Yes! I can.
Can you see me well?
- Gosh! Saeyoon... / - Grandma.
I can see you just fine.
Can you see the old man next door well?
I sure can.
How about the dust there?
Gosh, I can see that too.
Then wipe it up, grandma.
Grandma, I'll work hard on cleaning too.
Let's clean the entire house today!
Alright.
So I'm going to...
Gosh, my back hurts.
I don't know if I can wipe the floor.
Hold on... Gosh...
Goodness! Ouch!
Grandma! What's wrong?
It's my back. I don't think I can wipe the floor.
I wish someone could help with this.
Then I'll spot you so you can keep going.
Ma'am, just one more. Push.
One more.
Saeyoon, you brat!
Don't you know why your grandma
has a bad back?
Why?
Your grandma never put you down once
as she sold rice rolls, just to raise you.
You can't treat her like that!
Grandma...
- Gosh... / - I didn't know, grandma.
- No... / - I'm sorry, grandma.
- It's alright. / - Let me carry you, grandma.
- Come on, grandma. / - I'm fine.
- Grandma. / - Goodness...
- I said I'm fine. / - Grandma...
Looks like Saeyoon has finally matured.
Grandma! Is your back better now?
Grandma!
How's that? Does your back feel better, grandma?
It feel great now, you twerp.
Grandma, now finish wiping the floor.
I'll be cheering for you.
Go ahead and wipe this place down.
Alright. Time to take out the trash!
(Angry Bosses)
Chief, we have a work party tomorrow.
- A work party? / - Yes.
Looks like I'll get to pig out on some barbecue.
And you're going to be sitting next to me
working the grill.
We're having raw fish.
Guess I'll just have fish stew.
- Alright. Get to work! / - Yes, sir.
Chief!
Were you looking for me?
Intern!
You always wear such drab clothes!
A woman should try to take care of herself!
Chief, you're always criticizing us.
You should take care of your subordinates!
Hey, back in my days, you wouldn't have been
able to breathe in front of me!
I can't even breathe now!
Brush your teeth!
Why you... Who recommended you?
I did!
(Special guest, Namgung Min)
I recommended her. So what?
Manager Kim!
Manager Kim, you're always so cool!
So it was you, Manager Kim?
Geez, no wonder.
As is the king, so are his people.
Correct. As is the king...
- So are his people. / - Why you...
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me.
Why you... You're noting but talk!
Nothing but talk? There's more to me than that!
Geez...
Hey. Hey, Manager Kim.
With one word from me...
And you get the axe!
You'd better show some respect!
Look here, chief.
Are your subordinates a bunch of suckers?
Is the chief supposed to be a horrible person?
Your head is full of noodles!
I'd be too ashamed to come to work if I was chief!
Was that all directed at me?
That was a scene in "Good Manager."
- Have you seen it? / - What?
- Have you seen it? / - Geez...
You two make it hard for me to breathe!
No, this is how you make it hard to breathe!
You're the best, Manager Kim!
I'll go make you some coffee.
Thanks.
He's so dreamy!
- Manager Kim! / - Manager Song.
Hey, they're announcing the promotions.
Yeah. I hope you can go ahead of me.
Really? Thanks.
I hope you can go ahead and leave this company.
What?
No... That's not what I meant.
It's a waste for you to be at this company.
- Oh, I see. / - It's a waste of the company money!
You're going to struggle!
- You jerk! / - Hold on! That's... Not what I meant.
You'll struggle like Namgung Min.
Namgung Min ended up successful though, right?
Thanks, man.
Sure. And what happened to Namgung Min?
He became the best actor.
He turned 40 this year, fool!
Get lost!
I'm old now!
I'm not done with you.
Hey, Manager Song! Manager Song!
Why's he so angry?
- Hey! Manager Kim! / - Hello, sir.
MK!
This is Missha.
This isn't Missha...
You're handsome and so tidy.
- Sir. / - Yeah?
- I heard you live alone. / - Yeah, I do.
So when you eat is it AM or PM?
What's AM and PM?
Do you eat just anything or do you eat a lot?
I eat a lot.
I see.
I'm FM.
What's FM?
I only eat veggies.
- Manager Kim, so... / - Yes.
- Your ideal type of girl... / - Yes.
Is it this, this, this or this?
What is it?
What was all that?
Girls like Kong Hyojin,
girls like Han Jimin,
girls like Lee Yeongae
or girls like Sejeong?
What is it? It's alright.
There are so many people here...
Hey, they all want to hear it. It's alright. What is it?
You like a girl like Kong Hyojin?
Kong Hyojin and Namgung Min most searched term!
Then what kind of girl do you like, sir?
I like this.
Oh, so you like a girl like Kong Hyojin too.
I like rich girls.
But I heard you like this.
What's this?
You like idols.
- Idols? / - Yes.
Oh, sure I do.
So which idols do you like?
TWICE?
Or EXID?
Or I.O.I?
Which one?
What was it? Show me again.
I forgot.
- What was it again? / - One more time?
TWICE?
This one is hard.
- EXID? / - Yes.
Or I.O.I?
I like TWICE.
I like TWICE too.
- You like TWICE too? / - Yes.
Since we both like TWICE,
how about we go to my place
for dinner after work
and watch TWICE videos?
Sounds great!
So what kind of rice do you like?
This, this or this?
What's this, this and this?
Rice with fish roe, bibimbap
or fried rice?
- Rice with fish roe, bibimbap or fried rice? / - Yes.
Which one?
I like fried rice.
Fried rice! Fried rice!
Very nice!
My abs are gone now.
That's okay. They still look good.
Thank you.
- Let's have fried rice. / - Alright.
- Chief. / - Yeah.
How about going to my place for fried rice?
Alright, then I'm going to your house
eat all your food, drink a ton
and sleep over.
Chief.
Don't you dare try to pull that stuff with me!
Oh! That must be a line from a drama too.
This is the truth.
Geez!
(Bongsunga School)
Alright! Bongsunga School is back!
It's been a very long time.
You'll all see the faces you've missed
as well as many other welcome faces.
So today's topic is, "The faces we missed."
But why aren't there any students?
Where did they all go?
Hello!
I'm from Mexico and my name is Gonzales!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, Gonzales. Long time no see.
Daehui, stop slacking and come up with a new skit!
Jungeun, what was that all of a sudden?
I'm sorry, Daehui.
Alright, alright, alright!
So how have you been?
I made it big with a barbecue place!
Wow! So do you have any special tips
on how to run a successful barbecue restaurant?
We're all about quantity.
Other places give you 200g a serving
but we give you give 500g!
Gonzales' salted meat!
It's only a bunch of salt.
Gonzales' brisket!
There are stones on the meat.
Eat some. Eat some!
Don't be ridiculous.
Alright, alright, alright!
Go sit down!
Hold on.
It's time for my partner to come.
Senorita!
Perfect Gonzales.
Beautiful Senorita!
Perfect Gonzales.
Beautiful Senorita!
Hey, Gonzales.
Where have you been for 10 years?
I got married.
How could you? Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo. Hey, Gonzales.
Doesn't this make me look like Momo of TWICE?
- You look like my aunt! / - Your aunt?
- My oldest aunt! / - Oldest aunt?
You're so mean!
Hey, Senorita!
You actually resemble a movie star.
A movie star? Gianna Jun? Song Hyekyo?
Don Lee!
- Don Lee? / - Don Lee.
Hey, Gonzales. You're so mean.
What are you doing? Have a seat.
Alright, alright, alright!
- Momo! / - Auntie!
Clean that up.
Clean up like the cops are coming.
So who's next?
Hello, teacher.
After 13 years in a study space,
I drew a window in my room with virtual reality.
I'm examinee, Noryangjin Park.
- Noryangjin Park. Long time no see. / - Yes.
How have you been?
I studied for the bar exam in the mountains
with no internet or newspapers for 8 years...
And they changed what's on the test.
Now what do I do?
Just study for it again.
Anything else new?
Something really sad happened yesterday.
I ran into a thug in front of
the building where I study.
And I lost my precious two front teeth
trying to protect the $400 in my bag
to pay the rent for the study space.
Now, I can't bite through rice cakes.
My mom said she'd make the money
to get me new teeth
and worked as a dancing model in front of
a cell phone shop outside of Sillim Station exit 2.
My dad said high rise window cleaning pays a lot.
He was wiping the windows of the 63 Building
and they left him up there to go for lunch.
I'm ruined now, teacher!
Gosh... That's too bad.
How boring! So boring!
You dumb, dumb dummy!
Hey, Park Hwisun!
Hey, I hear your birthday is coming up in a few days.
Let's just have a birthday party!
- When's your birthday? Tell me! / - No!
- Tell me! / - I said no!
Why can't you tell me your birthday?
It's my pin number for my bank account.
I fell for a voice phishing scam
so I have no money in my account.
How trite! So trite.
Hey, let's see how funny you are.
I was trying to be funny now.
That's your catchphrase.
How was that different?
I was trying to be different, sir!
Get ready to laugh!
Hey, you should just quit comedy
and go to the mountains!
You punk, do you need to be
strung up by your hands in the mountain
with bees stinging and bugs biting
for you to realize...
"Oh! So this is why middle-aged women
clap their hands and spin their arms
when they go hiking!"
With your back all itchy from mosquito bites
banging your back against a tree!
What was that?
Enough of that.
- Gyeonghwan, long time no see. / - Yes.
Gyeonghwan, I heard you came up with a new
catchphrase for the special today.
- A new one. / - Show them.
My new catchphrase...
Forget about all that.
You did that for the last special.
Oh! What you saw there... Forget about all that!
Go sit down, fool!
It's all about doing the same thing in the specials!
I'm excited about the next student.
Let's see who it is.
I aim for men and women to be equal.
I'm Park Jiseon, the author of
"Women Should Grow Sideburns Like Men."
The 900th episode special.
I'd like to capture this precious moment
with a photo.
But why won't you photograph women?
The only time I've ever been photographed
was the ultrasound photo of me
when I was in my mother's womb.
When I think back to those days,
my mother would always tell me this...
"Yeah, that's right!
You were pretty up until your ultrasound photo."
"But once your features developed...
Yikes!
I was only faking it when I photographed you
for your 100th day and first birthday."
So it wasn't a fire that destroyed all my photos.
But my grandma was always on my side
and she'd say this to my mom.
"Gosh, why are you being like that to my baby?
Come here, my pretty Jiseon.
Grandma will take a photo of you.
Just stand there like that.
1, 2... I didn't say to smile, stupid!"
Don't be like that, grandma.
My gums look just like yours.
Women should be photographed too!
What are you saying?
- Women are photographed all the time. / - What?
- Women are photographed too? / - Sure.
Nobody will photograph me so
I had to take a selfie for my ID photo.
- Gyeonghwan, take a photo of me. / - Fine.
- Turn around. / - Turn?
- Turn around. / - Turn around?
You're just like everyone else, Gyeonghwan!
I wanted to photograph the wings of an angel.
Why won't you take a photo though?
I forgot how to take a photo!
Sit down, sit down.
So who wants to talk next?
Is this a party going on here?
The whole lot of you making a ruckus...
- Mr. Security Guard, long time no see. / - Yeah.
- How have you been? / - Fine, fine.
What have you been up to?
What I've been up to?
I... No!
I'm not doing that!
Don't get so angry.
What I've been up to?
I got fired from my security guard job.
Gosh... What will you do then?
No big deal.
I'll just audition again and get the job back.
Come on. Auditions aren't that easy.
Gosh... Auditions are no big deal.
It's just whatever!
They have 101 people gathered up
and you have to be part of the 11 that survives.
Whatever 101.
Producers of Korea,
please vote for your security guard.
It's working time.
♪ Tonight's late night security is me, it's me ♪
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
♪ The recycling will be done by me, it's me ♪
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
♪ Food waste will be handled by you, it's you ♪
♪ It's you, it's you ♪ You're rotting food.
You should die.
Gosh...
That's enough of that.
- Enough of what? / - Have a seat.
Why'd you only hit me?
- You... / - You need another beating!
Please calm down.
- Gosh... / - Have a seat.
So who wants to talk next?
A reporter?
I'm Reporter Kang Yumi.
It's Kang Yumi!
Kang Yumi, Kang Yumi, Kang Yumi.
This is Kang Yumi.
It is May, the month for families and I am on the set
of Gag Concert's 900th episode special.
Welcome faces we haven't seen in a long time
worked together with rookies for a special show
and the people's faces are filled with laughter.
Now we'll hear from Kim Daehui,
one of the original members,
who had the most appearances during the show's
golden age about being on the 900th episode.
So... I'd truly like to congratulate Gag Concert...
For this 900th episode special.
Gosh, now I forgot what to say.
You keep nodding so profusely.
So they say the viewer ratings have dropped
and the show's in trouble...
People say it's a slump.
But the junior comedians are working so hard
so I trust that we'll go back to our days of glory.
Let's go, Gag Concert!
Let's go, junior comedians!
- Let's go! / - Thank you.
As one of the original members of the golden era,
Daehui expressed his regret over
the show hitting a slump.
From the unfunniest original member, Daehui.
He's truly a pro at barely getting by
and he continues to barely get by
playing the teacher for this skit.
Fine dust is quite the problem in May
and the amount of fine dust increases by the day.
Let's hear from Park Hwisun, who is on the streets,
about his thoughts on fine dust.
Well...
I don't wear this mask because I'm a celebrity.
It's because the air is bad.
I needed a quick fix for the fine dust.
Fine dust is harmful to our respiratory system.
This is why Park Hwisun wears a mask outside
and the people outside are thankful for it.
This has been Reporter Kang Yumi!
Have a seat. Why do you keep fighting?
Teacher! Teacher!
The returning student.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Everyone below me, be quiet!
The returning student.
Hello, teacher. I'm the returning student.
Long time no see.
You haven't changed at all over the years.
I wouldn't go that far, teacher.
I'm on social media now.
- What? You're on social media? / - Yes!
What? Instagram? Facebook?
No! Cyworld!
This is a mini-me!
You can move him around wherever you want!
He can wear a coat with just 50 acorns!
Teacher, that's not all.
I used acorns to chance my background music
to "Y" by Freestyle!
I have songs by Humming Urban Stereo!
And Epik High's "Love Love Love!"
And MC Mong's "Letter to You!"
Alright, I get it.
- Alright. / - I have m-flo too!
Alright, alright.
I get it.
- Gosh, this is so hectic. / - Teacher.
- What is it? / - I'm so sad, teacher.
Why?
My ex-girlfriend unfriended me!
Now I have to go on her friends' pages to stalk her!
What is it?
- Do you want to die? / - What is it?
- Do you want to die? / - No. What's wrong?
Why didn't you leave a comment
after sharing my photo?
Why didn't you leave a comment?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll write one.
Yeah, this photo.
I have another one.
- Sorry. / - Why do you only hit me?
- You! You! You! / - I'm sorry.
Why did you ask me to be here?
Did you bring me here to beat me up?
Sorry, sorry.
Hey, I got more photos.
So embarrassing.
Gosh...
Are you okay?
I'm embarrassed.
Teacher, poop color power!
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
That's the only impression I can do!
Fine. Sit down.
Gosh, this is so hectic.
- So is that everyone? / - Yes.
Is everyone done talking?
Let's end the skit here.
Chulsandra!
All the skinny ones of this world, begone!
The era of the fat is approaching.
So eat.
I started off skinny
but I ended up bulky.
I am here to save the skinny ones of this world!
I am the leader of the Fatty Cult
and the symbol of fecundity!
I am Chulsandra!
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Natural childbirth and breast-feeding.
Your entire body has been blessed.
You are now the leader of our Yeouido branch.
Chulsandra. Chulsandra.
- I have a question. / - Sure.
I used to be a size 44
but I've gained a lot of weight and now I'm size 55.
What should I do?
What do you mean by that?
Clothes start at size 88.
But... For those that still wear
size 55 which is children's clothes,
I have a message for you.
Today's message is from
the Book of Menus, chapter Chicken,
verse bar snack.
Today's message is about
the sacrifice of the chicken.
He...
Split his own stomach,
filling himself with his chestnut, jujube, ginseng
and glutinous rice disciples.
He has gone down that harsh road
where he sews up his own stomach.
And in a boiling caldron!
He never uncrossed his legs.
He was sacrificed to become chicken soup.
Yet what do we do?
Those that are slow witted
are called chicken heads!
Yet... He cried alone early in the morning.
And that's not all!
He went to the U.S. and made a deal
with a fat old man in a white suit
and was reborn as Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Do you eat?
I believe!
Do you eat?
We eat!
- Do you eat green onion fried chicken? / - We do!
- Do you eat soy sauce fried chicken? / - We do!
- We eat! / - Do you eat?
It's time for me to go.
No... No...
Chulsandra, you have to leave us with wise words.
Where are you going?
To punish those that suspect chicken skewers
are made from pigeons.
Please just say one thing!
Just say one thing before you go.
To punish those that don't eat chicken necks.
Don't you know chicken necks
make you good at singing?
♪ If I pass out from eating ♪
♪ I will be blessed ♪
♪ If I pass out from eating ♪
♪ I will be blessed ♪
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