- [Chris] From Sugar House,
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
this is Poker Night in America.
(funky music)
- Welcome to Poker Night in America.
I am Chris Hansen, he's Joe Stapelton,
and we are on to day two,
here at Sugar House in Philadelphia.
- Coming up on tonight's show, Mike Sigel
needles Shaun Deeb for being a nerd in high school,
and Todd Brunson might be at the table,
but we're not totally sure.
He plays tighter than a gymnastics outfit.
- Oh.
Brunson in a gymnastics outfit.
Our second day at Sugar House gets started
with seven brand new contestants
on Poker Night in America.
And Shaun Deeb, as usual, big buy in of 20 grand.
We also welcome Jo Kim and Tony Reed
to the table, first time on Poker Night in America.
- Chris why are you giving-- - Welcome, welcome
- How can you invite me and not straddle?
- I'll straddle, you know I'll straddle.
- [Sigel] Let's put a bounty on Shaun.
- [Chris] Blinds are on 25 and 50.
- Yeah, I can't believe you just accepted that.
- [Chris] And there is a $100 straddle
that some of the players can choose to take part in.
- Yeah.
- Matt why don't we, me and you,
put a bounty on Shaun like a three outer or less.
- [Matt] Three outer or less?
- You realize I never get in ahead,
so you can't do that.
- What'd you want the bounty to be? I'm in.
- I'm in too.
- [Chris] The first pot of the night is
between Reed and Brunson.
- I gotta make it more than that.
- [Joe] It'll be a race if we see all five cards.
Uh-oh, looks like this time, fours are gonna be the winner.
- [Chris] You're supposed to say, "Hashtag spoiler alert,"
when you say something like that, okay?
- Three outers are kinda hard to, like,
there's not that many combinations,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, you gotta make it more fun.
- [Sigel] Yeah, you gotta make it,
you gotta make it real money in there.
You can't make it, like, you know--
- Make it minimum pot size.
- At least two thousand in.
- [Sigel] Two thousand, yeah.
- Two thousand from me, or two thousand pot size.
- [Sigel] Two thousand pot.
(group chatting)
- [Chris] Todd Brunson obviously, probably never played
with Tony Reed before.
- Tony, already you're fire.
- Hey Sigel, we also have a no sunglasses rule, buddy.
- [Chris] He's kinda playing' this hand blind.
- [Sigel] There's no one for me to really
pick on besides you here today.
These seems like nice people.
Usually, not everybody's so nice.
- Give it a minute.
- [Joe] Interesting raise from Todd,
does he think Tony's gonna go crazy
with a hand worse than a King?
- I've been on this show five times.
I wear my sunglasses all the time the lights are too bright.
- You haven't been on the show five times.
- Okay, let's bet.
- Do you understand there's-- - I'm all in.
- Nice hand Todd.
(laughs)
- [Joe] Tony did go crazy.
- Yeah, you don't mess around Tony.
- I hate money too.
I hate money like y'all do.
- [Joe] Now's the part where you've got to figure out
if his hand's worse than ace-king.
Spoiler alert for Chris, it's not.
- Show the hands, show the hands.
Hold on, show the hands.
- Wait, wait, turn them up.
You've got to turn up for this game.
- Aces for Todd.
- [Chris] He does call.
- You got a lot of equity there Todd.
- Tony don't let him bring a five or a deuce on the turn.
- Why would this happen two days in a row?
- Be quiet.
- You get cold deck the first hand.
- Now you're safe now.
- [Joe] And Todd is dead on the turn.
- Everything all right, Tony? - Holy cow!
(group chatter)
- I hate money too.
(laughter)
- Thai will incinerate you guys.
- [Sigel] I told you we should've brought Twanado.
- Yeah, well I thought he was going to come.
- He said I told Matt that he wanted to play.
- [Matt] I asked him.
- [Chris] Mike Sigel in the cut off,
limps in.
(chips clinking)
Shaun Deeb playing this hand with jack-nine.
Reed calls and a check from Matt Glantz.
Oh, this is super exciting.
Four players who have limped in, oh.
I like multi-way action.
- [Jo] He said he's going to be waiting all day, so.
- [Chris] Queen, queen, four is the flop.
So that gives Sigel trip queens.
- [Joe] Yeah, nobody else has flopped much
except for this little pair for Matt Glantz.
I would love it if he just insta-mucked to this raise.
- Twenty one.
- [Chris] Very quick call from Sigel.
- [Joe] Matt Glantz has got to know at this point,
when Sigel hasn't folded, that he's behind.
- [Chris] Jack on the turn.
- Twenty eight.
- Wow. - Oh, just keep firing.
- [Joe] And another very speedy call from Mike Sigel.
- [Joe] This is some bad timing Matt Glantz.
This is like calling in sick to work
when your boss can see
you're both at the same football game.
- Check.
- [Joe] Yeah! (laughter)
Sorry, didn't mean to laugh so loud there Matt, but.
- [Chris] Sometimes they have it.
- Bunch of monkeys here playing eleven.
- [Reed] Yeah, he's a (mumbles) clown.
Yeah, good hand.
- [Chris] Oh, that's great.
You take my money and you make fun of me, fantastic.
- Matt says I play a lot of good hands,
I just play them badly.
- He doesn't play bad hands, he plays good hands
but he just plays them--
- [Sigel] Good hands bad.
That's what Matt says.
- [Joe] He also sometimes does grammar bad.
- [Chris] Kings for Deeb.
- [Joe] Yeah, speaking of good hands.
- [Chris] He gets Matt Glantz to raise him to 400.
- [Joe] Re-pop him again, he's not folding to you.
- Now Todd, do we have to pay in the bounty 200 each
if he beats us, or if any of us beat him?
Do we pay?
- Uh, I don't care.
- [Sigel] The other two people pay?
- That's alright with me. - Yeah, yeah.
- Got to be a big pot though.
- [Sigel] It's got to be 2,000 yeah.
We said 2,000, yeah.
- All in.
- [Sigel] All in?
- [Joe] Yeah, Matt's stack a little shorter
than he would like to play post flop
so we're going to get it in pre.
- If you've got a two and a four out, a three out or less
you get an extra 400.
- [Matt] He probably has aces
and is slow rolling me right now.
- I don't have aces.
- [Matt] You're not slow rolling, or you are rolling?
- I don't have aces, I might be slow rolling.
(laughter)
I have my favorite hand and I just want to get it in.
- [Matt] What's your favorite hand?
- King, queen.
- Oh. - Oh no.
- You want a call from king-queen?
- [Sigel] My favorite hand is two aces.
- [Matt] Nah, I figured you're slow-rolling.
I have an ace though.
- Okay.
- [Chris] That was a slow roll within a slow roll.
- You got two aces? - No.
- Oh, so this would be a three out.
- Yes it would. - Slow roll Inception.
- [Sigel] This would qualify.
If you have an ace, it's 200 each.
Todd and I have to give you.
Spade, spade, that's not a two out.
- [Joe] Not looking good for ace, ten.
Only an ace on the river would do it.
He can't find it,
so Shaun Deeb's going to win the $9,000 pot.
- [Chris] To be fair, king queen would have won too.
- [Sigel] I'm gotta to call my wife,
tell her she can order that new car.
You guys are playing all day, you and Shaun right?
I'm going to call her now.
She's been bugging me for a new car.
- [Chris] I think Shaun should slow roll Mike so hard
that he calls his wife, tells her to get the new car,
they wait awhile, go pick it up, take it home,
pull it into the driveway, open the garage
and then Shaun's standing there with the winning hand
and they have to take it back.
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- [Sigel] You've had a pretty boring life, huh?
If that's the most dangerous thing you did
is to play on-line poker while driving.
Sounds like a great childhood.
Sounds like you had a lot of fun in high school.
In our locker, you were in the locker a lot.
(laughter)
He knows how many rivets are on each locker inside of them.
- [Chris] Hey, some of us liked it in our lockers.
- [Sigel] Your prom must have been a blast.
- [Chris] Mike's prom was a blast,
his date is still in therapy.
I'm kidding, she's dead.
- [Reed] He's going to try to rip (mumbles),
keep messing with him.
- [Sigel] Yeah, good luck.
- [Chris] Kim with queens raises up to 700.
Back to Shaun Deeb.
- [Matt] Roughly how much you playing?
- [Chris] Queens versus tens.
This is a bigger cooler
than the one Mike keeps his Gobba-Goo in.
- This is 3,200.
- She has a little over 3 behind her.
- Yeah, 3,200.
- [Chris] I like how everyone else is answering
how much money she has behind.
It's always my favorite at the table.
- [Joe] And that is going to put Jo Kim all in.
- Likes to bully women.
He likes to bully women.
- What'd you think about that Tony?
- I'll chip in.
Can we chip in on a hand?
- They're hoping she three outs me.
- I mean he knows I have a good hand,
so now I'm worried, let's see.
- Can we chip in Matt?
- [Matt] What do you have Jo?
- [Jo] I have fucking queens.
- [Sigel] Are we allowed to chip in on her hand?
- [Jo] I mean, my instinct is to--
(laughter)
- We give her the 200 now, she can call with it.
She can call an extra 600.
- [Joe] Tough decision for someone who doesn't
play for these stakes every day of the week.
Insta-call for most of these sickos.
- [Jo] Alright, I can't fold.
- No kidding. - Yeah you can, there you go.
(group chatter)
- [Chris] Now everyone berating her,
please don't draw out on her.
- [Joe] I was going to say, she still has to fade the 10.
Lady, lady, lady.
He swaps a boat, no big deal.
- [Chris] Todd's rooting out loud.
This is pretty funny.
- T, he really hates money don't he?
- Listen to me, he's horrendous.
He played with real players, he'd have zero shot.
- [Chris] Eight, five, the back to the future hand heavy.
Glantz is going to play king, nine.
- [Deeb] Nice hand Matt.
- [Chris] Sigel's raising with ace, queen.
- [Deeb] Rooting for you, sock out on him.
- Please, I think I need to.
- [Chris] And the flop's ten, seven, king, all clubs.
Sigel with the ace of clubs.
- [Joe] This one should be interesting.
Top pair versus the nut flush draw.
The classic match up, like Yankees versus Red Sox.
- [Sigel] How much?
- [Male] 500.
- At least I didn't raise, that's good news.
- [Sigel] I'm all in.
- (mumbles) card, with a club.
- [Chris] Wow, what a shove from Sigel.
Way to chase away all your action.
Mike Sigel now knows how to kill
both the action and the mood.
- [Sigel] I almost bet 1,100
and I decided not too.
- [Chris] Shaun Deeb straddling this hand.
He is going to blind raise to a 100 before the flop,
but he gets to act last.
(group chatter)
Sigel will be folding.
Over to Himmelbrand, king, eight, no thank you.
This hand will end in a chop a lot if it gets to showdown.
But why would it end in a chop when Shaun Deeb
gets to just suck out?
You gotta be Jo Kim me.
- [Joe] And an ace comes on the turn.
That could give Deeb even more money.
- [Chris] I should have saved "You've got to
"be Jo Kim me" for this, probably,
but I was too excited.
- [Joe] I know, once it popped in your head
you just couldn't hold onto it.
- [Chris] You got to say it.
- [Joe] If Shaun thinks Jo's going to have
an ace a lot here, he's going to raise.
And look at that.
- [Chris] As predicted he does raise it to 1,250,
so a thousand to call.
That is a call.
- [Sigel] I'd bet the river and show that after he folds,
it would've been good (mumbles).
- [Chris] Kim drawing super thin.
- [Joe] King on the river,
and it's a third spade.
Now running spades might have been one of the reasons
Shaun would raise the turn, charge for the draw,
but my guess is that he's not too concerned about it.
- [Jo] If I have a spade I might call here.
- [Joe] Uh, you don't have a spade.
Good fold.
- [Chris] Yeah, she has the fold.
Nobody folds top pair in this game.
Get her out of here.
- You said if you had a spade you were going to call?
- Well, Kim manages to get away after turning top pair
and now you get a chance to get away from us
because we're taking a quick commercial break.
More poker after this.
- Alright, we'll switch.
- You want to switch?
- Matsonetti definitely had your card.
- No, I promise, oh, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
What hand was this?
Don't switch, don't switch, don't switch, don't switch.
- Welcome back to Poker Night in America.
- Okay, tell the guys they can start playing again.
- [Chris] Poker Night in America at Sugar House,
right in the heart of Philadelphia.
Seven, is the number by the way, Stapes.
- [Joe] Of cheese steaks?
- [Chris] Okay cheese steaks that I've had this trip, seven.
- [Joe] I was going to say,
if it's in the heart of Philadelphia
it must be pretty clogged from all that cheese whiz.
- [Chris] I am addicted.
I mean, I seriously have a problem.
See my wife doesn't allow cheese whiz in the house,
so when I get out of the house, forget about it.
- [Joe] Wow, your wife does care about you.
- [Chris] She does.
- [Joe] Hey Mikey, gotta raise ace, queen.
- Your blocks 2,500 high?
- 3,000 high.
- [Joe] Now I know it looks like Shaun's thinking
about his decision, but he's actually
just thinking about dogs dressed as clowns.
He loves them.
- King, jack's no good.
- That's all you're afraid of?
- You would've had all the money in
if you had anything better than that.
I don't even think you have that, but...
we would've been pushing it all in already,
if you had anything better than that.
I'll show you, you can fold you're buried.
- Can you show me one card?
- Nah, I'll show you after the hand,
both of them, if you want.
- [Chris] He'll show you like a pair of paisley cuffs.
- All in.
- Oh, I call.
- [Joe] Oh, of course he'll call the whole thing off.
What was he thinking?
- I need an ace.
Deal.
- [Chris] Wow, what a hand.
- Get your bounty ready boys.
- [Chris] And no ace on the flop for Sigel.
- [Joe] And there's one less out for Mike.
Hearts no good.
- [Chris] And the river is a queen, but that won't do it
and Shaun Deeb is going to take 14,300 off of Mike Sigel.
- [Joe] And he says nice hand Sigel.
You do any sewing with that needle?
More needling than Butcher Sew Shop,
located on eighth between Fulton and Catherine.
I get free thimbles.
- [Sigel] I don't have enough.
- [Deeb] You have enough.
You'll just basically be committed.
- [Joe] Hey welcome to the table new player, Thai Ha.
- [Deeb] See, you really wish you did now.
- [Chris] Straddle's on, and so is the soup,
mmmm, cheese whiz bisque.
- Come on, give (mumbles) a big hand.
- [Joe] Ace, jack, here we go.
Let's get it started at Ha.
- [Ha] How much you have left?
- [Glantz] Nothing, not a lot.
- [Sigel] He's broke, can you lend him some money?
- [Joe] He's going to make it Haat in here.
- [Chris] This is a fun game.
Ace, jack pulls ahead of kings with an ace on that flop.
- [Joe] And that is it, no more betting actions.
Matt Glantz is all in on this flop.
- Why'd we get it in preflop.
- That's what you get for not straddling for 200.
- Same thing would have happened, obviously.
- No, he would have folded probably.
- [Joe] Welcome to the game Thai Ha.
- Nice hand Thai.
- Thank you, thank you.
- [Joe] Mike Sigel under the gun.
You gotta turn the cuffs up so people can see 'em.
Anybody know when Todd's coming back to the game Matt?
- [Chris] Everyone's looking for Todd,
he's right at the table.
They're playing that game
where they pretend like he's invisible
and it drives him really crazy.
- [Sigel] He disappeared.
- [Chris] A limper says what.
- [Joe] Shaun Deeb says limps are for the big,
oh wait, that doesn't really work.
- [Sigel] I wasn't even paying attention.
I was on the phone.
I was on the phone, I wasn't...
- [Chris] Deeb raises with king, queen, over to Jo Kim.
- I'll leave you alone with him.
- [Chris] Call from Kim.
- [Sigel] Did you hear me Matt?
- [Joe] Where's Jo Kim been?
I've seen almost nothing written about her on the internet.
And Shaun Deeb flops pretty good.
- [Chris] Unfortunately, Kim flops nothing.
Goes check, check.
Deeb improves to a full house.
Kim improves to two pair, ace kicker.
Somebody has to bet something.
Makes it 300.
- [Joe] Kim thinks ace high might be the best hand.
And Kim rivers a flush, draw.
- [Chris] You know you had everybody looking at that diamond
to check and see if it was a heart right?
- [Joe] So many people started their little tweets
to correct me, and then had to go delete, delete, delete.
One person even sent it.
Such a small bet to have to call.
- [Shaun] King high, your ace is good.
- [Chris] Oh, Shaun.
- [Joe] Good bet Shaun Deeb,
try to make it look like it--
(group chatter)
- [Chris] See what he was doing there
was slow rolling and being a you-know-what.
- [Sigel] Did he really?
You really are a piece of (bleep).
- That was really nice.
- I do not want to leave the table right now.
- Can we refuse to go to commercial?
- I don't know Joe, but I don't want
to tell my grandchildren I didn't try.
- Like I said, I'm like 5 or 6. - I know I'm just throwing it out there.
- Alright we'll switch. - You wanna switch?
- Matt's a nit he definitely had your card.
- No I promise. Wait, wait, hold on, what hand was this.
Don't switch, don't switch, don't switch, don't switch.
(laughing) No good call.
- You're such a hustler. - No I promise.
- Next time. - Yeah next time, next time.
- What are we waiting for? - That's just an offer,
it tilts people up when we switch.
- Yeah. ■
- When they lose, lose, lose and then switch and then lose.
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- Welcome back to Poker Night in America.
- Also known as, Peeniya.
- No, not really.
Let's take a look at the chip counts
as we wrap up another session
here at Sugar House in Philadelphia.
Glantz finishes down nearly 17,000
while the only big winner tonight was Shaun Deeb,
who took most of Mike Sigel's money
after some entertaining locker room talk, shall we say.
- Peeniya.
And don't forget the hit and run from Tony Reed
who doubled through Todd Brunson
and then left the game soon after, Peeniya.
- It's not Pa, it's P N I A.
- Peeniya.
- Stabes will you make me a promise tonight
that we're not going to start any Twitter wars
on the show, please?
- I promise nothing.
I'm sorry Chris, but if you want to play
with the king of the slow roll,
you've got to pay the troll toll.
We're back with the giant man baby,
that's been with Poker Night since the very beginning,
it's time for Face Up with Shaun Deeb.
- It's a great story, how I met my wife.
I was playing the Chad Brown Invitational
in Jacksonville, Florida, six, seven years ago.
I make the final table.
So she's dealing and I'm in the one seat
and you know, she's like all dolled up.
You know, she got her hair done just to be the TV dealer.
I'm like, "You know", she's wearing glasses,
I'm like, "You try to make everyone think you're
"real young, like you're 22, 23, but you're really
"just 28. You're just kind of old."
She just gives me this death stare.
I nailed her age perfectly.
One of my best reads ever.
So, we go to the bar and it's like eight dudes,
her and this Russian girl who just turned 21.
She gets kicked out of the bar within like an hour,
hour and a half.
My future wife is with her boyfriend.
She gets hammered, passes out in her car on the ride home.
I'm thinking there is nothing going on
between me and this girl,
but everyone else picked it up except for me, apparently.
I was totally oblivious.
We start texting for a few months.
She texts me "You're good at poker".
I had a new phone, I lose my phone a lot.
I had no context.
I just had the area code as Jacksonville,
so I thought it was the Russian girl.
So I save her in my phone as the Russian girl,
instead of her and we text for two or three months.
She says she's going to come out to Vegas to hang out.
So she's in Vegas for three days, she extended her flight
from four hours lay over to three days,
to hang out with me.
I totally blow her off for the first two days.
On the third day, it's Fourth of July.
Her name is Ashley, shows up and I'm like,
"Oh, you're here too?"
She's like "what do you mean,
"you've been texting me for months".
I'm like Oh.
She was like, I knew you were blowing me off.
I'm glad you thought it was her.
That makes it acceptable.
She totally got it.
She knew she was getting blown off,
she (speaks rapidly) thought it was the other girl
and saw how excited I was it was her.
She was totally okay with that.
Her boyfriend at the time,
when she told him she was going to hand out with
Shaun Deeb and go drinking,
he was sick and didn't want to go out,
but he was like you're hanging out with Shaun Deeb,
we got to go.
So the whole car ride he's talking stories
about poker with me.
He was like a $2, 180 grinder.
I was like his online hero, so he totally looked up to me.
And so we end up getting married.
She sent a text to him because we eloped in Vegas
and she's like "Just so you don't hear
"from someone else, me and Shaun got married".
And his response was "I knew it was a bad idea
"to hang out with Shaun Deeb".
- For more from Poker Night in America.
- Peeniya.
- It's not Pe, it's not Peeniya.
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- [Sigel] Did he really?
You really are a piece of (bleep).
- [Jo] That was really nice.
- [Sigel] Yeah, you really are a piece of (bleep).
- [Deeb] I do what I'm know for.
- [Sigel] Wow, being a piece of (bleep).
That's not a good thing to be known for.
Wow, I don't think you would have
made 15 in my neighborhood.
What a (bleep) scumbag.
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