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[ "Islands in the Stream" playing ]

[ Cheering ]

♪♪

-[ Speaks indistinctly ] -♪ Ah ♪

-♪ Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown ♪

♪ I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb ♪

♪ I was soft inside ♪

♪ There was somethin' going on ♪

[ Cheering ]

-We'll do it. -♪ You do something to me ♪

♪ That I can't explain ♪

♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain ♪

♪ Every beat of my heart ♪

♪ We got somethin' goin' on ♪

-Whoo!

-♪ Tender love is blind ♪

♪ It requires a dedication ♪

-♪ All this love we feel needs no conversation ♪

♪ We ride it together, uh-huh ♪

♪ Makin' love with each other, ah-ah ♪

♪ Islands in the stream ♪

♪ That is what we are ♪

♪ No one in between ♪

♪ How can we be wrong ♪

♪ Sail away with me ♪

♪ To another world ♪

♪ And we rely on each other, ah-ah ♪

♪ From one lover to another, ah-ah ♪

-Here's a key change. -[ Speaks indistinctly ]

♪♪ -Okay, I'll come in now.

♪ I can't live without you if the love -- ♪

That's really low. ♪ Was gone ♪

[ Laughs ] ♪ Everything is nothin' if you got no one ♪

-...think it was deeper than --

-♪ And you did walk in tonight ♪

♪ Slowly losing sight ♪

♪ Of the real thing ♪

[ Cheering ]

-♪ But that won't happen to us and we got no doubt ♪

♪ Too deep in love and we got no way out ♪

♪ And the message is clear ♪

♪ This could be the year for the real thing ♪

-♪ No more will you cry ♪

♪ Baby, I will hurt you never ♪

-♪ We start and end as one ♪

-Whoo! -♪ In love forever ♪

-♪ We can ride it together, ah-ah ♪

♪ Makin' love with each other, ah-ah ♪

♪ Islands in the stream ♪

♪ That is what we are ♪

♪ No one in between ♪

♪ How can we be wrong ♪

♪ Sail away with me ♪

♪ To another world ♪

♪ And we rely on each other, ah-ah ♪

♪ From one lover to another, ah-ah ♪

♪♪ [ Cheering ]

-One more. ♪♪

♪ From one lover to the other ♪ -♪ Ah-ah ♪

-Wait, one more. Do one more. Here we go.

-♪ Ah, ah ♪ -That's good.

-♪ Ah ♪ [ Cheering ]

♪ Whoo! ♪ -I love you, baby!

I love you! Carrie Underwood right there!

-Thank you. -Thank you guys very much.

[ Cheering ]

-Thanks, guys.

-I love you guys. Thank you so much.

I appreciate it. Thank you!

-Thank you all, New York City!

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- Holy (beep). - She wants to do it,

so you have to.

- Yeah, let's do it. - Nah, I'm good.

- Blonde chick, she wants to go on the real scary ride

that I love. See ya!

(screaming) Hell yeah.

(laughing) Whoo! Yeah!

I go on the ride and I come down.

That was crazy. Thanks, my man. Are you kidding me?

I couldn't even believe it. I thought I was seeing things.

- When are you going home? - A little while.

- Oh my God!

That's (beep) crazy. - Oh, wow!

- Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.

She's definitely a stage five clinger.

- Go home. - I am in a few minutes.

- In my head I'm like, go home.

I didn't even wanna deal with it anymore.

- Shut up.

I'll call you when I get home. Like I told you.

Now, this is the third time I told this girl

I'll call you when I get home.

I really don't know what I'm gonna do with this girl.

- I seen her stalking us. - Yeah, the whole time, man.

It's crazy, like I'll call you when I get home!

- What's gonna happen?

- These girls were so nervous about Danielle.

We end up just saying goodbye to these chicks,

I got their number.

We're gonna end up chilling with those girls later.

They were fun to hang out with.

(duck phone rings)

- This is them, watch, they're not coming.

- No, no, no, no, that's Danielle.

- I'm not even answering it. - Yeah, do not even answer it.

- But, what if it's them? - Answer it. Just be like...

Say you're Mike.

- I'm Mike? - Hello?

- Hi, can I speak to Pauly please, Mike?

- Yo, Mike's not here.

(muffled laughter)

- Hello? - Yo, yeah hello?

- Yeah, who's this? Vinny?

- Nah, it's Mike.

- Mike, can I speak to Pauly please?

- Uh, he's not here right now.

He went to the boardwalk, he went to the boardwalk.

Mike's impression goes a little something like this.

Yo, what up my main?

Yo, the house is cool and you know, everything is copacetic

and I'm just going with the flow and (beep).

Yo, who this?

- Alright, yo Jenny!

Yo, you know when Pauly's coming back?

- Yo, Danielle, you want me to take a message?

- No, I'm good.

- You sure, you sure? - Yeah, it's all good, bye.

- Alright, bye bye. Alright kid, so I'll talk to you later.

Peace. (laughing)

I told you I would call you, I will call you.

But no, she can't. So, I'm not gonna call her

and then I'm gonna wait for her to call me again,

because I know she will, and then I'll tell her the deal.

I can't have that, she's to crazy.

(duck phone rings)

- Take the phone off the hook. (duck phone continues to ring)

- Hello? - Yes.

- Yeah. (chuckles) Yo, you wanna take the call?

- Who is it? - Danielle.

- (gasps) Yes, yes, yes.

- Yo, let me get some popcorn, hold on.

- This Danielle chick is making me crazy.

I just met the girl and she already stalked my whole life.

What's up?

- I don't know what's wrong with you, seriously,

but if there's one thing you should know about me,

I don't like to be played.

- You don't like to be played? Okay.

- I feel stupid. - Okay.

- Is it my turn to talk yet? - Wait.

- Okay.

- To (beep) do what you did yesterday is (beep) up.

- Okay. My turn now?

- If you're not gonna call then don't say your gonna call.

It's just disrespect because I saw you with somebody else.

- Is it my turn yet? - Wait!

- Okay. - I'm not stupid.

- Okay.

- If you're that guy then we don't need this.

Just go do your thing, go with all the little girls.

Do whatever you need to do and that's it.

Now it's your turn.

- Okay. So, you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk.

- I didn't stalk you! - Then when I got home,

I had every intention of calling you,

but you had already called and you said you wasn't gonna call.

So, you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk.

It's my turn to talk, it's my turn to talk.

You stalked my whole entire life, right?

I don't like that.

I do nothing wrong and you know how I feel.

I'm talking now. You know how I felt about you,

you just have no trust whatsoever,

so you thought I was creeping with those chicks,

which I wasn't.

I went on one ride, God bless me, in (beep) summer.

Yes, I was upstairs on the balcony with three chicks

and three dudes. Did I do anything?

No. All we did was have a conversation, that's it.

All those girls have boyfriends.

If you weren't such a (beep) stalker

I would've called you when I got home.

- I am not a stalker. - Yes you are, it's crazy.

I can't deal with that.

- I'm not a stalker, I'm not crazy.

I don't wanna look stupid. - You don't wanna look stupid?

Don't you think that makes you look stupid?

You're like, I'm not calling and you called 100 times.

- I didn't call 100 times. - How many times did you call?

We took the phone off the hook last night.

All I wanted to do was call you when I got home

so we could hang out. You wouldn't let that happen.

You were so worried about how you were gonna look

because people see me walking with three girls.

Oh my God, I don't wanna look stupid.

Well, now look how stupid you look.

(laughing)

- Yeah Pauly!

- Danielle is definitely out of the picture now,

I think she got the point. I mean, I hung up on her.

Danielle is not looking for a hookup,

she's looking for a husband and I'm not ready for that.

I'm done.

(laughing) She'll come over here with a shotgun.

- Unfortunately, we're gonna be working this summer

down in Miami at the gelato shop.

- Gelato smoothie. - This is it.

At least it has AC, man.

- Hi guys, how are you doing? - How you doing?

- How are you doing today? - Good. My name is Lorenzo.

- We meet the boss, seems like a nice guy.

He seems stern but not really too much of an (beep),

so that's always a plus.

- I'm gonna tell you to work my shop.

I'm gonna teach you how to make the ice cream.

You are to wear a hat.

Sorry, I don't know if you have to cut your hair.

I don't know how you do the interview.

- My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off

and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't moving, my dude.

150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike, doesn't move.

What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

- T-shirt time? - 12:10 is t-shirt time.

- It is 12:10. - [Both Singing]

It's t-shirt time!

- It's time! - It's t-shirt time.

- Everybody knows it's t-shirt time.

- So annoying.

- T-shirt time! - It's t-shirt time!

- Oh my God, shut up now!

- I'm just trynna let everybody know

so they put their t-shirts on. - Cab's here!

- Don't freak me out. - Ah! Stop!

- Every single thing that Snookie eats

is living at one point.

So, it just makes me laugh that she's not gonna eat lobster

because it's living. It doesn't make any sense.

- Let's save them.

- Put elastic bands around my claws, man!

- Where are we gonna put them?

- Me an Jenny decided to save one of the lobsters.

So, Jenny gets a bowl of water, she brings it into the room,

we'll keep it as a pet and we'll feed it and save it.

- I'm not sure what lobsters eat

but I think they eat insects or something.

So, I was gonna feed them like worms?

- You grab one side, I grab the other.

(girls screaming) (laughing)

- Oh no, it's upside down! - He's gonna drown!

- They live in water. - What the hell did you do?

- We're trying to save it! - You're not gonna save it, boo.

- It goes in salt water you idiot.

- Aw, take him out!

- Take him out! - Something that lives

in salt water, you put it in fresh water,

it's gonna kill it faster than we were gonna kill it.

- We wanna name him Charlie.

- Well, Charlie's dead! - Stop it!

- Charlie's dead! Charlie's freaking dead now!

- Wah, we tried.

(boys cheering)

- That air boat is serious. The propellers are huge.

I mean, that'll work better than my hair dryer.

Maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair,

it'll only take me 10.

- There's an aligator right in front of you.

- Where?

- [Boys] Oh!

- (beep). - Ah!

- What's up, bro! - Yo, that right now,

he's in attack mode.

(growling)

- Ah! This (beep) ain't playing. Whatever it is, I'll change.

(laughing)

- Oh, (beep).

- What are you looking at me for?

(all scream) Drive the boat!

- Yo, start this thing up, my dude.

- (beep) no!

- I'm getting out on this side, bro.

- I'm gonna take a shower real quick.

Showered. (laughing)

- I've got the fresh to death kicks on.

- Me too.

- I've got some jeans on and I got the shirt,

but I ain't wearing the shirt when we go out.

This is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yeah. - Vinny knows the deal.

We even got Vinny on this.

Vinny is even on the shirt before the shirt.

We have an abundance of wife beater.

They're a white or black tank tops

and we wear them before we go out.

- It's t-shirt time Pauly. - You sure?

- We sit on the couch with our tank top

until it's t-shirt time.

- T-shirt time!

- Right before we go out, we take off the tank

and then we put on our fresh shirt.

Snooks. Purple or yellow? Purple?

- Purple. - Yeah, I'm angry at you

that you didn't tell me that so, bye.

- Well that's kind of a big deal, hello.

- I don't know, (beep) yourself.

- I don't want somebody who was engaged or married.

I want somebody new and fresh.

- Snooks if you can't find a new guy tonight at Carmen,

you can have me. (duck phone ringing)

- Don't answer that phone call, he's annoying.

- Thank you for calling the Jersey Shore Store.

We are unable to come to the phone at this time,

but if you leave your name, number,

and a brief message after the tone,

we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Thank you, bye.

- Hey Nichole, it's Jeff.

Look, I don't know why you're getting all pissed at me.

We were fine all day. I'm really sorry, I apologize.

- For Snookie, press one. For Jenny, press two.

For Deena, press four.

Dude pressed two, you could tell he wanted to talk to Snooki.

Idiot. That guy's a moron.

The Jersey Shore customer you are trying to reach, Deena,

can not come to the phone at this time.

But leave a name, number, and a brief message at the tone,

her ass will get back to you, goodbye.

That was dope, yo!

- So funny. (laughing) (duck phone rings)

- Yeah, Three Brothers Pizza.

- I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nichole.

- You can deliver it to Nichole yourself.

- I can't believe homeboy got attached.

- Really attached.

- Snooks, do you wanna talk to him?

- What freaking ever, jackoff.

- She don't wanna talk to you right now, bro.

She's a good girl and you did her dirty, dog.

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?

Roses, dog, with pickles! Fried pickles! (laughing)

- I'm pissed at (beep) Vinny and Pauly because

they didn't tell me.

- Don't be mad at me.

- No, I'm pissed at you right now.

- Why? - I'm pissed at you and Pauly.

- Why?

- Because you knew it before I left and you couldn't tell me.

To the point where me and Deena are in the back seat

freaking out, like where the (beep) were we going.

And the cab wouldn't tell us.

- It wasn't my prank.

- I figured you and Pauly would tell me and you didn't.

- It wasn't my prank.

- To the point where I was about to call my dad and say,

pick me up in the city because I'm going home.

- It wasn't my idea and I had nothing to do with it.

- Then I appreciate if you'd just tell me.

That's not funny.

- I don't wanna be put in that position

where I have to snitch on somebody.

I just stay out of it, it's not my business.

It was his prank, I didn't do anything.

If you wanna be mad at me you can, but there's no reason to.

- I just heard that you guys are mad at me,

but I didn't do anything. (laughing)

- Pauly.

- So, I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason!

So, try and talk to me, I'm mad. I'm pissed.

(laughing) I wanna know,

when did you realize you weren't going to drinks? At what point?

- I thought you guys were gonna realize.

- Really? Me and (beep) Deena? Really?

(laughing)

- Hail a taxi is arrivato. - That's what you gotta say.

Here is que. Taxi arrivato, they arrived.

- That means they arrived but you don't say that.

You don't go, cabs have arrived!

So, in America, Pauly's like cabs are here.

In Italy, Paul will be like, taxi son a que!

- Taxi son a que! - Taxi son a que,

taxi son a que.

- Taxi son a que! Son a que, son a que, son a que.

- Ready, let's go, let's go. - Taxi son a que.

- Son a que. - If she got a basket

on her bicycle, she's too young for you man.

(laughing)

- If she still has the parental controls on her TV

in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

- If she only owns Snow White on DVD,

she's too young for you, man.

- Yo, if his keds still light up,

he's to young for you, bro.

(laughing)

- Deener! - You wanna wash it then?

- Alright, I can wash it in the tub.

- In the sink, in the tub? The tub works.

- Come on.

- Yay! I'll wash it and then I'll shampoo it.

- Do you have shampoo?

- Really? - I'm special.

- My hair's sacred, it's like my sacred crown.

It means a lot to me.

To even let Deena touch it, I'm nervous.

Do your thing girl, whatever you want.

- We'll start off with this, I guess.

Trying to figure out, do I wanna put that part up with it?

Like that.

- Oh my God. (laughing) - Woo!

- We gotta take a picture of that.

I look like Rodger. - It's cool, I like it.

- Hold on, let me put on my sunglasses.

- I think it looks hot!

- I got a big faux hawk. (laughing)

- Pauly looks hot with his new hairstyle.

I'd totally (beep) bang him.

- Yo, I look like them guidos on TV that be trying too hard.

- I'm your new roommate, Joey D.

- Oh (beep). - Hoo-Yow!

Joey D taking over Italy. Pauly D's a clown. Yeah Buddy!

- Joey, dress me like a guido.

- You gotta put a track jacket on.

(laughing)

- We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now.

No one knows more about guido tool bags than us.

- Yeah, use a head band. (laughing)

Yup, you look like a guido bro.

- The boys keep talking about these track suit costumes

and I'm just like, that's not a costume.

- Wait, hold up.

- That's their normal clothes.

- You got your chapstick, bro? (laughing)

- Yo, do I got enough chapstick on, Louie?

- Dude, do I have enough chapstick on, Tony?

- Need a lot of chapstick, bro. (laughing)

- Yo, oh (beep)!

Louie, Louie, Louie, you're gonna get all the girls.

I'm gonna (beep) fist bump until my (beep) arm falls off.

Fist bump like this, Louie.

- Yo, you in guito overload, bro.

- Oh, you hit me in the eye Louie!

How many (beep) times do I gotta tell you?

Don't fist pump next to my eye.

(beep)! (laughing) FPC! (laughing)

- [Both] Fist pumps, push-ups, chapstick.

Fist pumps, push-ups, chapstick.

- All we need is FPC.

Fist pump, push-up, chapstick. - [Both]

Fist pump, push-up, chapstick, fist pump, push-up, chapstick!

- FPC is a way of life, I'm a guido for life!

This is not a good time.

Ow! Ah! (laughing)

I got no tan in Italy, so I got a little excited.

I went tanning in Jersey, went tanning, went tanning,

went tanning, went tanning. I burnt my whole face off.

Ah, it feels good on the air conditioning.

This is the best. What the hell am I supposed to do?

Yo, somebody help me! I burnt my face off.

- What'd you do? Tanning? - Oh, you peeled it.

- So, it peeled, and then I exfoliated it

and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D problems.

- I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody

in this house to stop tanning. Does it hurt?

- I can't move my face. - Oh my God!

That's when you know the world is coming to an end.

- You need cocoa butter. - No more tanning.

- Our GTL endurance is not up. It's probably what it is.

- I shocked the system, bro.

- Yeah.

- This really is white boy problems.

It's my last day here and everybody's sleeping

so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up!

Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!

(loud beeping) It's our last day.

- One thing I will never miss in this house is waking up

to Pauly's oh yeah, wake up, yeah (beep).

(pounding on door)

- Are you decent? Oh, yeah. Yeah!

Yes! It's the last day, bro.

(loud beeping)

I'll leave this one here. Wake up, yeah!

- I wanna shower so bad.

- This is it, don't get scared now.

- This is what warriors are made of right here.

This is the life, bro. I wonder what the poor people are doing.

(laughing)

- Oh hey guys, how was camping? - What is this?

So, I walk in and I'm like, oh my God,

they just threw us a tiki party. Cool! See, look!

- How fun! - Three...two...one...

And cue the scream.

- What the (beep)!

But then, I walk into my room and there's nothing.

There's no bed, there's no furniture and I'm like, really?

Where the (beep) is my (beep)?

- What? - What?

- What are you guys talking about?

- What are you guys talking about?

- Oh my God.

- What the (beep). - Hey guys.

- How was camping? - Jenny's like, speechless.

The look on her face is priceless

and the same thing with Mike.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

- Where's my room? - What is going on right now?

- What are you guys talking about?

- The robbers came in.

- I am freaking out right now. Did we get robbed?

It's like, what happened, where's my (beep)?

- What the hell? Where are we gonna sleep?

- Hey Ron, how was camping?

- Where's my room?

- I don't know, this is the top deck.

- Pauly! - We're outside.

Go inside and check it out.

- Oh my God. - Where's my room?

- What the hell! - Our living room is outside.

- Oh my God! - What the (beep)!

- We go to the top deck and there's all of our beds,

and dressers, and stuffed toys, and stiletto shoes.

I'm just like, bastards. You must be kidding me?

- Ah, just bask in it, bro. I am more than happy

with the way operation inside out turns out

because this prank ends prank wars.

There's now way that they could beat us.

We are prank war champions.

- Victory. (laughing) - That's all they got?

(laughing)

- Look at our living room. This is kind of cool though.

- Right? Come bask in it girls! - (beep) this, guy.

I don't like my stuff being moved around. It's not cool.

- He's pissed. So, everybody's okay with this prank.

Even Ronnie like yo, this is the best prank ever.

But Mike really hates it. He's in a mood,

he's pissed, he's being a little bitch right now.

- This just really, really, really pisses me off.

- Hey, you guys better get your stuff.

It's gonna pour out.

- Huh? - It's gonna start raining soon.

- Really? - Yeah, within like, 20 minutes.

- Oh my God, my bed!

- It looks like it's gonna be a big storm

so I grab all my shit and I carried it to my room.

Mike on the other hand, is being stubborn and crying.

- Might wanna get your stuff. - Nah, I'm leaving it there.

- It's gonna rain. - I didn't bring my stuff

outside and I'm not bringing it in.

Too bad when it rains in about 10 minutes

all the (beep) gonna be ruined.

- Nah, we got a tarp.

- People are bringing their stuff down,

we're putting tarps over the stuff we're not moving right now

and Mike's just leaving his stuff there to get ruined.

It makes me feel sad that we don't have everybody here.

We're on vacation, it's Miami. I wanna be happy.

So, I have a surprise for the house

and I can't wait to break it out.

- Wait, he has a dead body. - What the (beep) is that?

- What's happening? - Is there someone in there?

- Pauly what is that? What is that?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Is that Angelina?

- That is so scary, that is so scary.

- Pualy, what is it you weirdo? - Is it a Christmas tree?

- I feel like that's a head. (screaming) (laughing)

- What the (beep) is that? - Go take a look at this buddy.

(screaming)

- What the (beep) is that?

There's a (beep) dead body in there,

we're already criminals, that's great.

What is that?

- Oh, hey Sam. - Holy (beep)

- Oh my...

- Listen, listen, listen, listen.

- If you're not a guido then you can get the (beep)

out of my face. (laughing)

- That's a riot!

- Wait, wait, if I have sex with her is that still cheating?

- Yes. (laughing) - Guys!

- Yo! Come here, I got you babe. I missed you!

- Oh my God.

- She's heavy dude. - Ron, stop! Ron, stop.

- I'm just carrying her like we do.

- Oh, that's (beep) up. - Oh my God.

- Listen. - Ron, stop!

- I can't. Why is this happening?

- She knew this was gonna happen.

- Really, she said she's in a happy place.

- Yo guys, did you read the shirt?

- I'm in a really good place! (laughing)

- Oh my God! (laughing) I hate you all.

I get Pauly wanted to bring this new Sammy in like,

oh, Sammy's with us and this is great

and the entire family's here. But come on, bitch.

This thing is (beep) weird, it's gross,

it looks like a dead body, get that (beep) away from me.

- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. (laughing)

- Salute.

- Salute. - Great job, Vin.

- Yeah. - Chop those up,

chop up avocado,

and put some goat cheese, onions, and oil. So good.

(phone ringing)

- Yo, we're all good now, it's all good. Come through.

- Alright, alright.

- At home it would be like having steak and vegetables.

- Girls missed a banging meal.

- Do we know what time the girls are coming in?

- They said their flight was delayed, they'll be here soon.

- It's a three hour flight. Anybody need anything?

- The Staten Island Ferry is about to dock.

I'm excited, no I'm not. (knocking)

- Who's that knocking? (knocking)

- Get that bro, please. - Maybe it's the girls?

- Oh, it's probably the girls,

bro they need help with their luggage.

- Oh my God, I'm nervous. - Me too.

- Oh, yeah? You think I'm a dirty little hamster?

- Oh, shit.

- Prank war champion for life. - Yo, who sent you?

(laughing) (knocking)

- Get that bro, please? - Maybe it's the girls?

- Oh (beep), it's probably the girls, bro.

They need help with their luggage.

- Oh my God, I'm nervous. - Me too.

- You got your popcorn for this show?

- I got my popcorn, you got your popcorn?

- I got my popcorn. - I got candy and a soda.

- Oh yeah? You think I'm a dirty little hamster?

- What the (beep). - Get out of my face.

- Yo, shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.

Oh (beep), this is the ghost of dirty little hamsters past.

Yo, who sent you, yo? (laughing)

- Mike saw a ghost when he answered the door.

- Dirty little hamster.

- I've never seen Mike so pale in my life.

- Y'all did this?

- Mic dropped.

- You still think I'm a dirty little hamster?

- No, not at all?

- I didn't even know you were alive.

- [Boys] Oh! - (beep) you! Oh my God.

- Um hello? - Damn, you're (beep) tan Ron.

- Thank you. - Okay, all I have to say

is what in dirty little hamster is happening here?

- I could also call you Popeye on crack if I wanted to.

- [Boys] Oh!

- Let's get past this. - Alright.

- Let's get past this.

- I mean, it's been eight (beep) years.

- It's eight years later. - How are you?

- Eight years later, how are you?

- Told you he's nice now.

- Come down and (beep). - Don't (beep) with me or else

I'm gonna cut your hair when you're sleeping.

- Whoo! Damn. - Where's the girls at?

Where are they?

- They're visiting family and they'll be here soon.

- I think the girls are gonna be crazy, crazy freaked out.

They weren't expecting this.

- But, they don't know you're coming here either.

- Oh, no.

These girls, they hated me. Who knows what they're gonna do.

But at the end of the day,

this is the chance to redeem myself with these people.

- Alright. - Are you engaged now?

- Yes I am. - Congrats.

- For the third time. - Third time?

- Third time? - Third time's the charm.

Is this one gonna last?

- Yeah, he's a sanitation worker for New York

so it's good, you know. - Full circle, full circle.

It is so ironic and hilarious that Angelina is engaged

to somebody in the sanitation department.

She's gonna have free luggage for life. Aka, garbage bags.

- Oh my God.

- Wow, you guys really got me, bro.

I had no (beep) idea.

- He's still in shock right now. - Pauly!

Dude, this is one of the craziest pranks I've ever seen.

- He usually doesn't talk at the table

when there's food in front of him.

He's the most talkative ever now.

- Can I ask, why did you block me on Twitter?

- I blocked you because there was an article

on one of the tabloids that said something like,

Angelina says she slept with Mike

'the Situation' and he's got a small piece.

- I never said that I slept with you.

- We hooked up, but we never slept with each other.

- Exactly.

- But you did say he had a small (beep).

- I said that, yeah. - [All] Oh!

- 100% I said it about you.

I never said I slept with you but I said you had...yeah.

- Yeah, that's fine. I was like listen, that (beep)

that we have hooked up in the past

but she never saw my (beep) you know what I mean?

Therefore, I didn't like the fact

that she was making (beep) up,

but I understand you were pissed.

- Mike is getting so defensive

that Angelia is saying he has a small penis.

- Now, if you said I had a small piece

but you've never seen it,

how could you make such a judgment call?

- This is a small issue,

like it's a tiny, tiny, tiny problem.

- I didn't say that I hooked up with you and had sex with you.

- Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. - It's minuscule.

- You were just slandering my good name.

- Oh, your great name that you had.

- Yo, stay out of this.

- It's so small that you can't even see it.

Wait, how big is it? No, I'm kidding. (laughing)

- Prove it, let's see.

- Listen, I'll accept your apology.

- He's like, I'll accept your apology if you wanna give one.

- I'm sorry for saying you had a small (beep).

- Okay, thank you.

And I'm sorry for being immature and fat shaming you

when we were in our 20's.

- Thank you. - Never did I ever think

that Angelina and Mike would ever be sitting down

at the same table apologizing to each other.

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now.

- I'm happy that you changed and I changed

because you really kinda made me...it was bad.

- Yeah, no, but at the same time...

- You gotta admit, I was a dick to you.

- You were.

- And you were a real dick to me.

- Yes, yes, 1000%.

- I honestly, where is Mike and what have you done with him?

Because this is not the Mike that I remember.

Holy (beep).

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Sexual Assaults On Campus INCREASE On College Game Days - Duration: 3:56.

Sexual assault on college campuses is growing to be a national epidemic and according to

a new study, sexual assaults actually increase dramatically at some schools by as much as

41% on days when they host college football games.

If it's an away game then the average increase of sexual assault on that campus is only 15%

higher than usual.

But when it's a home game 41% increase at some schools, some are not that high, in the

number of sexual assaults reported.

Now let me ask you a question, have you heard of any of these sexual assaults?

Has any of it made major headlines?

Some of them have.

Mostly because the student who did it gets let off the hook.

But the rest of them, no.

We aren't hearing about this rampant epidemic of sexual assault taking place at colleges

across the country and there's a very real and clear reason for that.

Colleges, universities, have basically made it their plan to downplay any allegation of

sexual assault that takes place either on their campus or at any of their facilities,

any of their sporting events, any of their frat houses or anything off campus between

two students.

They are setting up panels, committees at some colleges, some of the bigger ones in

this country whose job it is to deal with these sexual assault allegations.

So if a woman gets sexually assaulted, instead of going to the police she has to go to this

committee and one of the first things the committee makes her do is sign a non-disclosure

form.

Then they say "Okay, well we're going to investigate it, thank you for telling your story."

And then they basically do nothing.

They don't go to the authorities, they might talk to one or two people who were there,

you know, the accused and maybe one of his buddies and they'll say "No I didn't do it."

Then the committee says "Well, our hands are tied, he said he didn't do it, I don't know

what to go from there."

And that's the end of it.

The victim signed a non-disclosure form, so she can't go out to tell her story.

She's agreed to waive her rights, so she's not able to go to the police and tell them

what happened.

Meanwhile, the college or university gets to keep their spotless reputation and their

rape statistics go down because they're not actually reporting what's going on.

There are lawsuits at many different colleges, some of the biggest ones in this country right

now because there is an institutionalized coverup of sexual assault taking place on

college campuses.

This week the University of Maryland students staged a protest because that university is

trying to coverup the amount of sexual assault taking place on their campuses.

This is inexcusable, its indefensible and these colleges are acting just as bad as the

accused.

Just as bad as the rapist.

Just as bad as the assaulters by helping those people keep a squeaky clean record because

if they go down for it, that's gonna look bad for the university.

And as we're right at the three, four weeks into college football season at this point,

sexual assault is going to increase.

We know that, the numbers tell us that.

So this Saturday while you're sitting there watching college football or maybe you're

at the game cheering on your team just remember that where ever you are, there's a good chance

that more than 25% more women than normal at that college are going to be raped that

day.

Enjoy the game.

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Happy Bisexuality Awareness Day! - Duration: 9:15.

Hi my loves!

Here I am in the United States of America

in San Francisco, specifically in San Jose, home of delicious Vietnamese food,

and also my best friend Michelle, who weirdly now works at Netflix.

Michelle: Hi!

Brian: Michelle is queer and I am queer and this is Bisexuality Awareness Day!

Hello!

Um , a year ago, today, I celebrated Bisexuality Awareness Day by releasing a Big Facebook post

that was notable for me, mostly because I, before that, wasn't posting anything on Facebook

I don't like Facebook. So I wrote this big post

and was terrified that people would like, give me a lot of push back and a lot of bullshit about it

And sure enough, a bunch of people did! Um, so, for those of you who didn't like my post last year:

you really won't like this video.

(Laughs)

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to go back and look at that post I wrote last year and read it aloud again

mostly because it kind of, I think, led the way to how I've been making things for you this year.

I think that like, kind of breaking the seal and doing one of the things that was scariest for me about the internet

actually led the way to me being able to start making songs here as well.

So, it all starts with a Facebook post. I have it up here. Let's read it. Let's see what I had to say about "bi stuff"

(clears throat)

Here's 2017 Brian Lowdermilk. What a wise, wise young man he was

though he didn't have (sing song voice) Bali pants, Bali pants

(Reading) A week ago today I married this incredible woman, the love of my life

Everyone who was there, everone in our communities, knows how commited we are

and how strong and deep that bond is.

And now, now I'm trying to write a post about Bisexuality Awareness Day

and it's terrifying because I cannot figure out how to do it in a way

that doesn't make people doubt my relationship with Anna on some level

(Aside) Oh, 2017 Brian Lowdermilk, you don't know, people will or will not have feelings about you

and there's nothing you can do about that

(Reading) Anna's my best friend, and my partner, and I've never been prouder to be able to say publicly

for the first time that I'm her husband.

We're here celebrating our love and love of Asian food on our honeymoon, looking at photos of our wedding

and posts about Bisexuality Awareness Day and seeming to all the world like lovely, well-meaning

straight people, except for one thing:

I identify as queer and I have a sexual identity most accurately described as Bisexual

(Aside) Oooohhhh (laughs)

(Reading) Bisexuality is an identity that I've struggled with for most of my adult life

I now prefer to identify as queer which I find to be a more inclusive term.

During the formative years of my sexuality, I was told by well-intentioned friends that bisexuality didn't exist

that I was straight, or gay, or confused. I wasn't confused. I was attracted to both men and women.

Many people have written with far more eloquence and insight about why bisexual folk and bisexual men

in specific, remain so hidden. I think it's a combination of factors:

(Aside) Oh no, 2017 Brian Lowdermilk, what do you think the factors are?

(Reading) The past decades have been a politically unhelpful period of time for sexuality

to be on a spectrum. The message that sexuality was clear and instinctual, that gay folk were

"born that way" fundamentally the same as straight people, and therefore entitled to the same rights

was important, effective, and one of the main engines for the country's seismic shift in gay rights

It also left bisexuality largely out of the narrative. Bi folk also often end up in monogamous

or monogamous presenting relationships. The ways that we telegraph our identity to the world

arent always clear. (Aside) I don't know why, I think my Bai pants are pretty clear

(sing-song) Bali pants, Bali pants

(Reading) Without the necessity to out ourselves, the default is often to remain hidden

Culturally, bisexual women are fetishized and bisexual men are easy punch lines.

It's understandable that those well-intentioned straight and gay friends talked me out of writing this post

for so many years. But those are excuses, excuses why bisexual men remain hidden. Some of them are

incredibly ballad. (Aside) I think I just said "ballad". (Reading) Many gay kids struggled harder than I did,

they can't pass, they don't get to disappear into other communities at will, they don't get to choose an easy

moment to come out. For young black trans women, the choice to reveal your identity to the world can be

life - threatening. But all of that, even my very real fear of co-opting the right of coming out, even that, that's

also an excuse. I'm 34 years old, I'm deeply ashamed to have been a hidden bisexual man for so long.

Sure, I'm out to many people in my life. I mention it casually if it ever comes up. And I'm thrilled to talk about

it with anyone who asks. But I'm not out HERE. Though I truly believe that the real reason I've never posted

about my sexuality on Facebook is that I don't like Facebook.

(Aside) 2017 Brian Lowdermilk, You could never have imagined the things that 2008 Brian Lowdermilk is doing

to you on the internet. (Aside) This is funny, the next line is: (Reading) I can't do anything to help 18 year old

Brian Lowdermilk.(Aside) I don't know why I specifically like, talk to different ages of myself but it turns out

that's a thing i do. (Reading) I can't do anything to help 18 year old Brian Lowdermilk with no bi friends

no bi role models, and too many well-intentioned people around, and far too many confusing years ahead.

But, to any young bisexual boy out there reading this: We exist. We're sorry we're hard to spot.

We've been having a lot of fun. Bisexuality is a gift, not a curse. Kiss some boys. Kiss some girls.

Don't rule out 50% of the population. Travel in spaces only open to gay men, travel in spaces that are usually

closed to them. Help us open them both up. I know this is a device of topic. I understand the history of and

necessity of safe spaces for gay men, but in our current political and cultural moment I believe they need to

become more inclusive of the LGBTQI and ally community

You want the people you want. You are who you are. You'll find the relationships that are right for you.

This is a confusing time for sexual politics. Thankfully our country is now ever so less slightly confused about

equal rights for gay people. I certainly look forward to those rights extending across the entire

LGBTQI community. Don't get me started on the rest of the world. I'm currently on my honeymoon in Indonesia

where sodomy is punishable by death. (Aside) A week ago I was in Indonesia again. It's still punishable

by death. It's okay to feel confused sometimes. But let me be absolute about one thing: sexuality is a spectrum.

It can be very hard to imagine someone else's truth. The center of the spectrum is nearly invisible

when you stand on the far side of either polarity.

But, as bisexual men, we know how beautiful it can be to hold multiple truths. Identity is fluid. Identity is rigid.

Gender is inate. Gender is a construct. Sex is recreational. Sex is spiritual.

As a society me need to give ourselves permission to believe one thing while allowing space for others

to believe another. Even now as I write this, I hold two truths:

One: Shame is unhelpful, painful, and the only honest excuse for why I have remained hidden

from my larger community where I could have been an advocate for young struggling bi men.

Two: Shame is a powerful agent of change, a force that can lead you through hard conversations

and to the confidence to announce yourself. Hi. I'm Brian. I'm Queer. I've dated men, I've dated women.

If you've struggled with your identity or just want someone to talk to, I'm here.

(speaking) One thing that hasn't changed about 2017 Brian Lowdermilk versus 2018 Brian Lowdermilk

is that underneath all of his loathing for these spaces on the internet, he believes that they can be transformed

and they can be spaces for true true connection, and ways that people who feel on margins can find

each other. If you want to create art about your queer, political, sexual identity, here I am.

In the comments, right here, let's make something together. Follow me on Instagram and I will make

something with you there. Join the secret writing group on Facebook and let's write something about

your experience there. And if you want to have your voice amplified by having big powerful music behind it

that is specifically something I bring to the table.

I wish you a glorious day of making out with people of all genders and all places on the glorious spectrum.

Have a wonderful, sexy, and positive Bisexuality Awareness Day!

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If You Rub A Freshly Cut Tomato On Your Face For 3 Seconds, Here's What Will Happen To Your Face - Duration: 2:40.

do you have acne do you keep on trying

new products or home remedies to treat

them undoubtedly acne or pimples are the

last thing any girl wants to see

especially when they leave scars today

we are going to share the most effective

and inexpensive way to treat acne before

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daily you can get rid of them by using

only one ingredient the ingredient that

we are talking about is rich in vitamin

C folic acid and carotenoids it's

antioxidant properties help enlightening

the complexion and protect the skin

against damage one tomato face mask to

cure acne ingredients required one

tomato two to three drops of jojoba oil

three to five drops of tea tree oil how

to apply take out the pulp of the tomato

and mix it with both the oils in a bowl

now apply this mixture to your face and

neck and let it dry for some time wash

it off with cold water apply this face

mask twice or thrice in a week

the oils present in it will hydrate the

skin and prevent infections too tomato

face mask for dark circles ingredients

required 1 TSP of aloe vera juice 1 TSP

of tomato or pulp

how to apply mix both the ingredients

well and then apply it under your eyes

let it settle for 10 minutes and then

wash it off with water you can apply

this daily for quick results 3 tomato

face pack for dark spots and

pigmentation ingredients required 1

tablespoon of tomato or pulp

2 to 3 drops of lemon juice how to apply

mix both the ingredients and apply it on

the affected areas let it dry for 5 to

10 minutes and then rinse it off with

water pat dry your skin

apply a moisturizer you can apply this

mask daily both the ingredients contain

skin bleaching properties and thus help

enlightening the dark spots have you

tried these methods to treat acne let me

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There's A Bat In A House And It Turns Out To Be... | Kritter Klub - Duration: 1:37.

Chiropterologist: This is a horseshoe bat

How did the endangered horseshoe

get inside this house?

House Owner: I didn't want to disturb the bat so I just let it stay inside

If you shine a light on the nocturnal bat

wouldn't it fly away?

House Owner: The bat seemed to be either hibernating

digesting a lot of food for a long time

Ecological Research Professional is on the move!

Expert: Oh no

Expert: This thing is dead

Crew: What??

Expert: It's a dead bat

That's creepy

Expert:The bat might've sneaked in and fell asleep during Summer and got exhausted

Expert: Bats can die hanging like that from dehydration

Its wings drooped

unlike ordinary bat with wings folded around

Expert: Unless they loosen up their skeleton and muscle tissue

they can stay dead hanging without rotting for a few thousand years

The bat turned into a mummy!

We wish the bat a long life in its next life

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