- Holy (beep). - She wants to do it,
so you have to.
- Yeah, let's do it. - Nah, I'm good.
- Blonde chick, she wants to go on the real scary ride
that I love. See ya!
(screaming) Hell yeah.
(laughing) Whoo! Yeah!
I go on the ride and I come down.
That was crazy. Thanks, my man. Are you kidding me?
I couldn't even believe it. I thought I was seeing things.
- When are you going home? - A little while.
- Oh my God!
That's (beep) crazy. - Oh, wow!
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.
She's definitely a stage five clinger.
- Go home. - I am in a few minutes.
- In my head I'm like, go home.
I didn't even wanna deal with it anymore.
- Shut up.
I'll call you when I get home. Like I told you.
Now, this is the third time I told this girl
I'll call you when I get home.
I really don't know what I'm gonna do with this girl.
- I seen her stalking us. - Yeah, the whole time, man.
It's crazy, like I'll call you when I get home!
- What's gonna happen?
- These girls were so nervous about Danielle.
We end up just saying goodbye to these chicks,
I got their number.
We're gonna end up chilling with those girls later.
They were fun to hang out with.
(duck phone rings)
- This is them, watch, they're not coming.
- No, no, no, no, that's Danielle.
- I'm not even answering it. - Yeah, do not even answer it.
- But, what if it's them? - Answer it. Just be like...
Say you're Mike.
- I'm Mike? - Hello?
- Hi, can I speak to Pauly please, Mike?
- Yo, Mike's not here.
(muffled laughter)
- Hello? - Yo, yeah hello?
- Yeah, who's this? Vinny?
- Nah, it's Mike.
- Mike, can I speak to Pauly please?
- Uh, he's not here right now.
He went to the boardwalk, he went to the boardwalk.
Mike's impression goes a little something like this.
Yo, what up my main?
Yo, the house is cool and you know, everything is copacetic
and I'm just going with the flow and (beep).
Yo, who this?
- Alright, yo Jenny!
Yo, you know when Pauly's coming back?
- Yo, Danielle, you want me to take a message?
- No, I'm good.
- You sure, you sure? - Yeah, it's all good, bye.
- Alright, bye bye. Alright kid, so I'll talk to you later.
Peace. (laughing)
I told you I would call you, I will call you.
But no, she can't. So, I'm not gonna call her
and then I'm gonna wait for her to call me again,
because I know she will, and then I'll tell her the deal.
I can't have that, she's to crazy.
(duck phone rings)
- Take the phone off the hook. (duck phone continues to ring)
- Hello? - Yes.
- Yeah. (chuckles) Yo, you wanna take the call?
- Who is it? - Danielle.
- (gasps) Yes, yes, yes.
- Yo, let me get some popcorn, hold on.
- This Danielle chick is making me crazy.
I just met the girl and she already stalked my whole life.
What's up?
- I don't know what's wrong with you, seriously,
but if there's one thing you should know about me,
I don't like to be played.
- You don't like to be played? Okay.
- I feel stupid. - Okay.
- Is it my turn to talk yet? - Wait.
- Okay.
- To (beep) do what you did yesterday is (beep) up.
- Okay. My turn now?
- If you're not gonna call then don't say your gonna call.
It's just disrespect because I saw you with somebody else.
- Is it my turn yet? - Wait!
- Okay. - I'm not stupid.
- Okay.
- If you're that guy then we don't need this.
Just go do your thing, go with all the little girls.
Do whatever you need to do and that's it.
Now it's your turn.
- Okay. So, you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk.
- I didn't stalk you! - Then when I got home,
I had every intention of calling you,
but you had already called and you said you wasn't gonna call.
So, you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk.
It's my turn to talk, it's my turn to talk.
You stalked my whole entire life, right?
I don't like that.
I do nothing wrong and you know how I feel.
I'm talking now. You know how I felt about you,
you just have no trust whatsoever,
so you thought I was creeping with those chicks,
which I wasn't.
I went on one ride, God bless me, in (beep) summer.
Yes, I was upstairs on the balcony with three chicks
and three dudes. Did I do anything?
No. All we did was have a conversation, that's it.
All those girls have boyfriends.
If you weren't such a (beep) stalker
I would've called you when I got home.
- I am not a stalker. - Yes you are, it's crazy.
I can't deal with that.
- I'm not a stalker, I'm not crazy.
I don't wanna look stupid. - You don't wanna look stupid?
Don't you think that makes you look stupid?
You're like, I'm not calling and you called 100 times.
- I didn't call 100 times. - How many times did you call?
We took the phone off the hook last night.
All I wanted to do was call you when I got home
so we could hang out. You wouldn't let that happen.
You were so worried about how you were gonna look
because people see me walking with three girls.
Oh my God, I don't wanna look stupid.
Well, now look how stupid you look.
(laughing)
- Yeah Pauly!
- Danielle is definitely out of the picture now,
I think she got the point. I mean, I hung up on her.
Danielle is not looking for a hookup,
she's looking for a husband and I'm not ready for that.
I'm done.
(laughing) She'll come over here with a shotgun.
- Unfortunately, we're gonna be working this summer
down in Miami at the gelato shop.
- Gelato smoothie. - This is it.
At least it has AC, man.
- Hi guys, how are you doing? - How you doing?
- How are you doing today? - Good. My name is Lorenzo.
- We meet the boss, seems like a nice guy.
He seems stern but not really too much of an (beep),
so that's always a plus.
- I'm gonna tell you to work my shop.
I'm gonna teach you how to make the ice cream.
You are to wear a hat.
Sorry, I don't know if you have to cut your hair.
I don't know how you do the interview.
- My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off
and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't moving, my dude.
150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike, doesn't move.
What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
- T-shirt time? - 12:10 is t-shirt time.
- It is 12:10. - [Both Singing]
It's t-shirt time!
- It's time! - It's t-shirt time.
- Everybody knows it's t-shirt time.
- So annoying.
- T-shirt time! - It's t-shirt time!
- Oh my God, shut up now!
- I'm just trynna let everybody know
so they put their t-shirts on. - Cab's here!
- Don't freak me out. - Ah! Stop!
- Every single thing that Snookie eats
is living at one point.
So, it just makes me laugh that she's not gonna eat lobster
because it's living. It doesn't make any sense.
- Let's save them.
- Put elastic bands around my claws, man!
- Where are we gonna put them?
- Me an Jenny decided to save one of the lobsters.
So, Jenny gets a bowl of water, she brings it into the room,
we'll keep it as a pet and we'll feed it and save it.
- I'm not sure what lobsters eat
but I think they eat insects or something.
So, I was gonna feed them like worms?
- You grab one side, I grab the other.
(girls screaming) (laughing)
- Oh no, it's upside down! - He's gonna drown!
- They live in water. - What the hell did you do?
- We're trying to save it! - You're not gonna save it, boo.
- It goes in salt water you idiot.
- Aw, take him out!
- Take him out! - Something that lives
in salt water, you put it in fresh water,
it's gonna kill it faster than we were gonna kill it.
- We wanna name him Charlie.
- Well, Charlie's dead! - Stop it!
- Charlie's dead! Charlie's freaking dead now!
- Wah, we tried.
(boys cheering)
- That air boat is serious. The propellers are huge.
I mean, that'll work better than my hair dryer.
Maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair,
it'll only take me 10.
- There's an aligator right in front of you.
- Where?
- [Boys] Oh!
- (beep). - Ah!
- What's up, bro! - Yo, that right now,
he's in attack mode.
(growling)
- Ah! This (beep) ain't playing. Whatever it is, I'll change.
(laughing)
- Oh, (beep).
- What are you looking at me for?
(all scream) Drive the boat!
- Yo, start this thing up, my dude.
- (beep) no!
- I'm getting out on this side, bro.
- I'm gonna take a shower real quick.
Showered. (laughing)
- I've got the fresh to death kicks on.
- Me too.
- I've got some jeans on and I got the shirt,
but I ain't wearing the shirt when we go out.
This is the shirt before the shirt.
- Yeah. - Vinny knows the deal.
We even got Vinny on this.
Vinny is even on the shirt before the shirt.
We have an abundance of wife beater.
They're a white or black tank tops
and we wear them before we go out.
- It's t-shirt time Pauly. - You sure?
- We sit on the couch with our tank top
until it's t-shirt time.
- T-shirt time!
- Right before we go out, we take off the tank
and then we put on our fresh shirt.
Snooks. Purple or yellow? Purple?
- Purple. - Yeah, I'm angry at you
that you didn't tell me that so, bye.
- Well that's kind of a big deal, hello.
- I don't know, (beep) yourself.
- I don't want somebody who was engaged or married.
I want somebody new and fresh.
- Snooks if you can't find a new guy tonight at Carmen,
you can have me. (duck phone ringing)
- Don't answer that phone call, he's annoying.
- Thank you for calling the Jersey Shore Store.
We are unable to come to the phone at this time,
but if you leave your name, number,
and a brief message after the tone,
we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
Thank you, bye.
- Hey Nichole, it's Jeff.
Look, I don't know why you're getting all pissed at me.
We were fine all day. I'm really sorry, I apologize.
- For Snookie, press one. For Jenny, press two.
For Deena, press four.
Dude pressed two, you could tell he wanted to talk to Snooki.
Idiot. That guy's a moron.
The Jersey Shore customer you are trying to reach, Deena,
can not come to the phone at this time.
But leave a name, number, and a brief message at the tone,
her ass will get back to you, goodbye.
That was dope, yo!
- So funny. (laughing) (duck phone rings)
- Yeah, Three Brothers Pizza.
- I'd like an apology pizza delivered to Nichole.
- You can deliver it to Nichole yourself.
- I can't believe homeboy got attached.
- Really attached.
- Snooks, do you wanna talk to him?
- What freaking ever, jackoff.
- She don't wanna talk to you right now, bro.
She's a good girl and you did her dirty, dog.
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?
Roses, dog, with pickles! Fried pickles! (laughing)
- I'm pissed at (beep) Vinny and Pauly because
they didn't tell me.
- Don't be mad at me.
- No, I'm pissed at you right now.
- Why? - I'm pissed at you and Pauly.
- Why?
- Because you knew it before I left and you couldn't tell me.
To the point where me and Deena are in the back seat
freaking out, like where the (beep) were we going.
And the cab wouldn't tell us.
- It wasn't my prank.
- I figured you and Pauly would tell me and you didn't.
- It wasn't my prank.
- To the point where I was about to call my dad and say,
pick me up in the city because I'm going home.
- It wasn't my idea and I had nothing to do with it.
- Then I appreciate if you'd just tell me.
That's not funny.
- I don't wanna be put in that position
where I have to snitch on somebody.
I just stay out of it, it's not my business.
It was his prank, I didn't do anything.
If you wanna be mad at me you can, but there's no reason to.
- I just heard that you guys are mad at me,
but I didn't do anything. (laughing)
- Pauly.
- So, I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason!
So, try and talk to me, I'm mad. I'm pissed.
(laughing) I wanna know,
when did you realize you weren't going to drinks? At what point?
- I thought you guys were gonna realize.
- Really? Me and (beep) Deena? Really?
(laughing)
- Hail a taxi is arrivato. - That's what you gotta say.
Here is que. Taxi arrivato, they arrived.
- That means they arrived but you don't say that.
You don't go, cabs have arrived!
So, in America, Pauly's like cabs are here.
In Italy, Paul will be like, taxi son a que!
- Taxi son a que! - Taxi son a que,
taxi son a que.
- Taxi son a que! Son a que, son a que, son a que.
- Ready, let's go, let's go. - Taxi son a que.
- Son a que. - If she got a basket
on her bicycle, she's too young for you man.
(laughing)
- If she still has the parental controls on her TV
in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!
- If she only owns Snow White on DVD,
she's too young for you, man.
- Yo, if his keds still light up,
he's to young for you, bro.
(laughing)
- Deener! - You wanna wash it then?
- Alright, I can wash it in the tub.
- In the sink, in the tub? The tub works.
- Come on.
- Yay! I'll wash it and then I'll shampoo it.
- Do you have shampoo?
- Really? - I'm special.
- My hair's sacred, it's like my sacred crown.
It means a lot to me.
To even let Deena touch it, I'm nervous.
Do your thing girl, whatever you want.
- We'll start off with this, I guess.
Trying to figure out, do I wanna put that part up with it?
Like that.
- Oh my God. (laughing) - Woo!
- We gotta take a picture of that.
I look like Rodger. - It's cool, I like it.
- Hold on, let me put on my sunglasses.
- I think it looks hot!
- I got a big faux hawk. (laughing)
- Pauly looks hot with his new hairstyle.
I'd totally (beep) bang him.
- Yo, I look like them guidos on TV that be trying too hard.
- I'm your new roommate, Joey D.
- Oh (beep). - Hoo-Yow!
Joey D taking over Italy. Pauly D's a clown. Yeah Buddy!
- Joey, dress me like a guido.
- You gotta put a track jacket on.
(laughing)
- We are dressing like ultimate guidos right now.
No one knows more about guido tool bags than us.
- Yeah, use a head band. (laughing)
Yup, you look like a guido bro.
- The boys keep talking about these track suit costumes
and I'm just like, that's not a costume.
- Wait, hold up.
- That's their normal clothes.
- You got your chapstick, bro? (laughing)
- Yo, do I got enough chapstick on, Louie?
- Dude, do I have enough chapstick on, Tony?
- Need a lot of chapstick, bro. (laughing)
- Yo, oh (beep)!
Louie, Louie, Louie, you're gonna get all the girls.
I'm gonna (beep) fist bump until my (beep) arm falls off.
Fist bump like this, Louie.
- Yo, you in guito overload, bro.
- Oh, you hit me in the eye Louie!
How many (beep) times do I gotta tell you?
Don't fist pump next to my eye.
(beep)! (laughing) FPC! (laughing)
- [Both] Fist pumps, push-ups, chapstick.
Fist pumps, push-ups, chapstick.
- All we need is FPC.
Fist pump, push-up, chapstick. - [Both]
Fist pump, push-up, chapstick, fist pump, push-up, chapstick!
- FPC is a way of life, I'm a guido for life!
This is not a good time.
Ow! Ah! (laughing)
I got no tan in Italy, so I got a little excited.
I went tanning in Jersey, went tanning, went tanning,
went tanning, went tanning. I burnt my whole face off.
Ah, it feels good on the air conditioning.
This is the best. What the hell am I supposed to do?
Yo, somebody help me! I burnt my face off.
- What'd you do? Tanning? - Oh, you peeled it.
- So, it peeled, and then I exfoliated it
and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D problems.
- I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would tell anybody
in this house to stop tanning. Does it hurt?
- I can't move my face. - Oh my God!
That's when you know the world is coming to an end.
- You need cocoa butter. - No more tanning.
- Our GTL endurance is not up. It's probably what it is.
- I shocked the system, bro.
- Yeah.
- This really is white boy problems.
It's my last day here and everybody's sleeping
so I gotta do my thing and wake this house up!
Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wake up, yeah!
(loud beeping) It's our last day.
- One thing I will never miss in this house is waking up
to Pauly's oh yeah, wake up, yeah (beep).
(pounding on door)
- Are you decent? Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Yes! It's the last day, bro.
(loud beeping)
I'll leave this one here. Wake up, yeah!
- I wanna shower so bad.
- This is it, don't get scared now.
- This is what warriors are made of right here.
This is the life, bro. I wonder what the poor people are doing.
(laughing)
- Oh hey guys, how was camping? - What is this?
So, I walk in and I'm like, oh my God,
they just threw us a tiki party. Cool! See, look!
- How fun! - Three...two...one...
And cue the scream.
- What the (beep)!
But then, I walk into my room and there's nothing.
There's no bed, there's no furniture and I'm like, really?
Where the (beep) is my (beep)?
- What? - What?
- What are you guys talking about?
- What are you guys talking about?
- Oh my God.
- What the (beep). - Hey guys.
- How was camping? - Jenny's like, speechless.
The look on her face is priceless
and the same thing with Mike.
Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.
- Where's my room? - What is going on right now?
- What are you guys talking about?
- The robbers came in.
- I am freaking out right now. Did we get robbed?
It's like, what happened, where's my (beep)?
- What the hell? Where are we gonna sleep?
- Hey Ron, how was camping?
- Where's my room?
- I don't know, this is the top deck.
- Pauly! - We're outside.
Go inside and check it out.
- Oh my God. - Where's my room?
- What the hell! - Our living room is outside.
- Oh my God! - What the (beep)!
- We go to the top deck and there's all of our beds,
and dressers, and stuffed toys, and stiletto shoes.
I'm just like, bastards. You must be kidding me?
- Ah, just bask in it, bro. I am more than happy
with the way operation inside out turns out
because this prank ends prank wars.
There's now way that they could beat us.
We are prank war champions.
- Victory. (laughing) - That's all they got?
(laughing)
- Look at our living room. This is kind of cool though.
- Right? Come bask in it girls! - (beep) this, guy.
I don't like my stuff being moved around. It's not cool.
- He's pissed. So, everybody's okay with this prank.
Even Ronnie like yo, this is the best prank ever.
But Mike really hates it. He's in a mood,
he's pissed, he's being a little bitch right now.
- This just really, really, really pisses me off.
- Hey, you guys better get your stuff.
It's gonna pour out.
- Huh? - It's gonna start raining soon.
- Really? - Yeah, within like, 20 minutes.
- Oh my God, my bed!
- It looks like it's gonna be a big storm
so I grab all my shit and I carried it to my room.
Mike on the other hand, is being stubborn and crying.
- Might wanna get your stuff. - Nah, I'm leaving it there.
- It's gonna rain. - I didn't bring my stuff
outside and I'm not bringing it in.
Too bad when it rains in about 10 minutes
all the (beep) gonna be ruined.
- Nah, we got a tarp.
- People are bringing their stuff down,
we're putting tarps over the stuff we're not moving right now
and Mike's just leaving his stuff there to get ruined.
It makes me feel sad that we don't have everybody here.
We're on vacation, it's Miami. I wanna be happy.
So, I have a surprise for the house
and I can't wait to break it out.
- Wait, he has a dead body. - What the (beep) is that?
- What's happening? - Is there someone in there?
- Pauly what is that? What is that?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Is that Angelina?
- That is so scary, that is so scary.
- Pualy, what is it you weirdo? - Is it a Christmas tree?
- I feel like that's a head. (screaming) (laughing)
- What the (beep) is that? - Go take a look at this buddy.
(screaming)
- What the (beep) is that?
There's a (beep) dead body in there,
we're already criminals, that's great.
What is that?
- Oh, hey Sam. - Holy (beep)
- Oh my...
- Listen, listen, listen, listen.
- If you're not a guido then you can get the (beep)
out of my face. (laughing)
- That's a riot!
- Wait, wait, if I have sex with her is that still cheating?
- Yes. (laughing) - Guys!
- Yo! Come here, I got you babe. I missed you!
- Oh my God.
- She's heavy dude. - Ron, stop! Ron, stop.
- I'm just carrying her like we do.
- Oh, that's (beep) up. - Oh my God.
- Listen. - Ron, stop!
- I can't. Why is this happening?
- She knew this was gonna happen.
- Really, she said she's in a happy place.
- Yo guys, did you read the shirt?
- I'm in a really good place! (laughing)
- Oh my God! (laughing) I hate you all.
I get Pauly wanted to bring this new Sammy in like,
oh, Sammy's with us and this is great
and the entire family's here. But come on, bitch.
This thing is (beep) weird, it's gross,
it looks like a dead body, get that (beep) away from me.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. (laughing)
- Salute.
- Salute. - Great job, Vin.
- Yeah. - Chop those up,
chop up avocado,
and put some goat cheese, onions, and oil. So good.
(phone ringing)
- Yo, we're all good now, it's all good. Come through.
- Alright, alright.
- At home it would be like having steak and vegetables.
- Girls missed a banging meal.
- Do we know what time the girls are coming in?
- They said their flight was delayed, they'll be here soon.
- It's a three hour flight. Anybody need anything?
- The Staten Island Ferry is about to dock.
I'm excited, no I'm not. (knocking)
- Who's that knocking? (knocking)
- Get that bro, please. - Maybe it's the girls?
- Oh, it's probably the girls,
bro they need help with their luggage.
- Oh my God, I'm nervous. - Me too.
- Oh, yeah? You think I'm a dirty little hamster?
- Oh, shit.
- Prank war champion for life. - Yo, who sent you?
(laughing) (knocking)
- Get that bro, please? - Maybe it's the girls?
- Oh (beep), it's probably the girls, bro.
They need help with their luggage.
- Oh my God, I'm nervous. - Me too.
- You got your popcorn for this show?
- I got my popcorn, you got your popcorn?
- I got my popcorn. - I got candy and a soda.
- Oh yeah? You think I'm a dirty little hamster?
- What the (beep). - Get out of my face.
- Yo, shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Oh (beep), this is the ghost of dirty little hamsters past.
Yo, who sent you, yo? (laughing)
- Mike saw a ghost when he answered the door.
- Dirty little hamster.
- I've never seen Mike so pale in my life.
- Y'all did this?
- Mic dropped.
- You still think I'm a dirty little hamster?
- No, not at all?
- I didn't even know you were alive.
- [Boys] Oh! - (beep) you! Oh my God.
- Um hello? - Damn, you're (beep) tan Ron.
- Thank you. - Okay, all I have to say
is what in dirty little hamster is happening here?
- I could also call you Popeye on crack if I wanted to.
- [Boys] Oh!
- Let's get past this. - Alright.
- Let's get past this.
- I mean, it's been eight (beep) years.
- It's eight years later. - How are you?
- Eight years later, how are you?
- Told you he's nice now.
- Come down and (beep). - Don't (beep) with me or else
I'm gonna cut your hair when you're sleeping.
- Whoo! Damn. - Where's the girls at?
Where are they?
- They're visiting family and they'll be here soon.
- I think the girls are gonna be crazy, crazy freaked out.
They weren't expecting this.
- But, they don't know you're coming here either.
- Oh, no.
These girls, they hated me. Who knows what they're gonna do.
But at the end of the day,
this is the chance to redeem myself with these people.
- Alright. - Are you engaged now?
- Yes I am. - Congrats.
- For the third time. - Third time?
- Third time? - Third time's the charm.
Is this one gonna last?
- Yeah, he's a sanitation worker for New York
so it's good, you know. - Full circle, full circle.
It is so ironic and hilarious that Angelina is engaged
to somebody in the sanitation department.
She's gonna have free luggage for life. Aka, garbage bags.
- Oh my God.
- Wow, you guys really got me, bro.
I had no (beep) idea.
- He's still in shock right now. - Pauly!
Dude, this is one of the craziest pranks I've ever seen.
- He usually doesn't talk at the table
when there's food in front of him.
He's the most talkative ever now.
- Can I ask, why did you block me on Twitter?
- I blocked you because there was an article
on one of the tabloids that said something like,
Angelina says she slept with Mike
'the Situation' and he's got a small piece.
- I never said that I slept with you.
- We hooked up, but we never slept with each other.
- Exactly.
- But you did say he had a small (beep).
- I said that, yeah. - [All] Oh!
- 100% I said it about you.
I never said I slept with you but I said you had...yeah.
- Yeah, that's fine. I was like listen, that (beep)
that we have hooked up in the past
but she never saw my (beep) you know what I mean?
Therefore, I didn't like the fact
that she was making (beep) up,
but I understand you were pissed.
- Mike is getting so defensive
that Angelia is saying he has a small penis.
- Now, if you said I had a small piece
but you've never seen it,
how could you make such a judgment call?
- This is a small issue,
like it's a tiny, tiny, tiny problem.
- I didn't say that I hooked up with you and had sex with you.
- Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. - It's minuscule.
- You were just slandering my good name.
- Oh, your great name that you had.
- Yo, stay out of this.
- It's so small that you can't even see it.
Wait, how big is it? No, I'm kidding. (laughing)
- Prove it, let's see.
- Listen, I'll accept your apology.
- He's like, I'll accept your apology if you wanna give one.
- I'm sorry for saying you had a small (beep).
- Okay, thank you.
And I'm sorry for being immature and fat shaming you
when we were in our 20's.
- Thank you. - Never did I ever think
that Angelina and Mike would ever be sitting down
at the same table apologizing to each other.
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now.
- I'm happy that you changed and I changed
because you really kinda made me...it was bad.
- Yeah, no, but at the same time...
- You gotta admit, I was a dick to you.
- You were.
- And you were a real dick to me.
- Yes, yes, 1000%.
- I honestly, where is Mike and what have you done with him?
Because this is not the Mike that I remember.
Holy (beep).
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