- The thing is, I don't even think I need to tidy up.
And I don't care what some stinkin' book says.
I mean, Marie Kondo, more like Marie can go
straight to H-E-L, because I'm keepin' my stuff.
I have a very strong feeling about this.
And that feeling is timid.
(ominous music)
Oh!
- You need to get rid of a tie within the next minute.
This one, perfect, it's hideous.
Give it to me, and I'll give to Maria.
- To Marie Kondo?
- No, to our housekeeper Maria.
How would I even get a tie to Marie Kondo?
- In a book. - What does that mean?
- In a book. - No, Jared.
I'm gonna give it to Maria,
so she can take it to wherever she goes to burn things.
- Oh, speaking of, I need to burn some things.
Some contracts, some papers, a few phone conversations.
- Okay, I really don't want to be implicated in anything,
but you cannot burn phone calls.
- What?
Since when?
- Since, since always.
You can't burn ideas.
- Huh, no one told me.
Do I have to get rid of this one?
Because this one's actually very important to me.
I wore it on my first job interview.
- You've never been on a job interview.
- Oh, you're right.
What am I thinking of?
Something with finals club?
- No, 'cause you've never been on an interview
for anything in your entire life.
- I know what it is, I wore this in a conversation.
- That's it. - A fancy conversation.
With a man, fat, bald, very rich.
I remember him clearly. - Anyway, it's hideous,
regardless of who you were talking to,
so just hand it over and we can get rid of it.
- All right, well,
I will give it to you. - Yeah.
Perfect. - There you are.
- Great. - There you go.
Jared, your little fingers are wrapped around it.
Like little claws.
- I'm letting go. - Jared.
Since when are you strong? - Let's do a countdown.
Let's do a little countdown.
- Okay, great. - A thousand.
999. - No.
- [Jared] I'm letting go, I'm letting go.
- Don't disobey me!
Gimme that. - I'm letting go.
- Gimme that. - I'm letting go.
Well, um,
look at that, I ended up with the tie
so I guess I should just keep it.
- If you put the tie back in that closet,
you're never gonna meet Theresa May.
- Oh, look, look over there, Maria!
She's taking your jewelry.
- What?
She's not allowed to do that. - Well!
Got rid of the tie, just like you asked.
So let's go and have some snacks.
Crackers, maybe, or something.
- [Ivanka] No crackers for a year.
- Fiscal or calendar?
- Both. (Jared groans)
Let's go.
Bye things.
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