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Hi guys if you're like me, you have your Android phone, and you're stuck with

Google assistant, and you don't like it. I know I don't. I really liked Google now, it

did everything I needed it to do, and I had integration with Tasker and Auto

Voice to run all my own commands, without having to say, "ask Auto Voice to" whatever

So, I found a way to do this now, running Oreo 8.1.0, I'm

running all the latest software, I got the latest Google app, nothing funny

going on in the build.prop and anyone should be able to do this and I'll show

you how. Okay first I will show you the Google assistant working, OK Google; and

see there's the Google assistant. Okay, so, now I'm going to show you what I'm running.

Go into settings, system, about phone. Nexus 6p, Oreo 8.1.0,

March 2018 security patch, 3.85 in the baseband version, Franco Kernel number 71,

and the build number is the OPM3 build. The other thing I want to show you,

is my Google app, come down here. April third 2018, I'm running the most recent

version. Now, there used to be a trick you could do, it worked for me on Nougat. If

you were rooted you could go into modify your build.prop, so I have ES File editor

here, and you would go into system, build.prop, and what you would do is at the

bottom here, you would add a line and you would put in there "ro.opa.eligible_device=false"

Well, that doesn't work anymore.

So we're going to do this, this is going to be pretty simple here. So I'm going to go

into settings, I'm going to go to "Google", I'm going to come down here to "Search" and go

into Google Assistant settings, go to "Phone", turn it off. Back out, go down to

"Voice" and you can see here that my language is English US, my offline speech

is also English US. So I'm not doing anything funny by using an unsupported

language. And I'll back out of here, and notice it says "Voice, Personal,

Offline search, Your feed, Autocomplete, Video", okay, so something's missing there.

I'm going to back out of there, back out, go back in, go into "Search", come down here,

and now "Screen search" appears. I'm going to shut that off also, back out of there,

and now we're back to Google Now. No more Google Assistant, it was that simple. So

I'll run some of my voice commands I've used, set up with Tasker and Auto Voice. "OK

Google, Engage driving"

"OK Google 72 miles per hour"

"OK Google stop driving" There, and as you can see, no more Google Assistant, it

was all done with Google Now. My commands all work. I'll go back into my settings,

show you I'm not playing any tricks here. Go back into my "System", "about Phone" 8.1,

March 2018, everything is the same here. I'll go back

to my Google app, same thing April 2018. Just like that. I hope you found this

video informative, please like, comment, share, and subscribe to my channel, and

don't forget to click on the little Bell, to be the first to know when the next

video comes out. Until the next time, make your Android phone; yours.

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She's Back (Season 5 Intro) - Gay Of Thrones - Duration: 3:50.

- I actually like my hair right now.

I just would like a bang trim, please.

- Yes, hon, you need these cut.

Did you see Bones last night?

- No.

When's Jonathan coming back?

- Bitch, please, that bitch gone.

So on Bones last night,

Angel 2.0, he be draggin' his butt all over town

lookin' for Eau De Chanel,

and he find her,

you know what they found?

Bones!

- Come back, Jonathan.

Come back, Jonathan.

We need you.

We can't remember all the characters' names without you.

Jonathan, we need you.

Come back, Jonathan.

- I got you, girl.

(dreamy music)

(techno music)

- Stumbleumbagas.

No, no.

Banister.

No.

Cat's ass hand.

So tore up I can't even,

what happened to this coco-fucking-nut?

Ass cat hand.

Cat's asshole.

No, what is it, Jonathan?

You got this.

Brother D, God.

I'm never gonna get this back.

I don't have it.

(sobbing)

(deep growling)

Thanks, dragon!

Christina Aguilera.

Baby Kristen Stewart.

Blonde Cher!

Munch-munch.

Your name is Munch-munch!

(techno music)

Girl, you've got a hot date with Wilson later tonight

so I've got to get you looking better!

What do you mean you don't watch Game of Thrones?

Then you had Munch-munch straight up

kill his dad because he's a total asshole.

Wait!

You couldn't possibly watch Game of Thrones.

You're just a coconut, girl.

(techno music)

Winter is coming,

and so am I.

- And the circus master is like, "You look at the bones?"

And they're like, "Mm-hmm."

And then, you'll never guess what they find.

It was--

(groans)

- Jonathan!

(orchestral music)

Girl, can you trim my fringe?

Where

are

brothers?

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The Voguer on the Wall - Gay of Thrones S4 E9 Recap - Duration: 4:45.

(dramatic music)

- Hey girl, did you watch Game of Thrones last night?

- Hey girl, I watched the Tony Award's last night.

- Ooh, shit girl, it's about to

be on! - Yeah it is!

(dramatic music)

(record scratching) (upbeat dramatic music)

- So at first we had Jon Snow and Tubby-Lovie

having a little convo, and Tubby-Lovie's all like

Jon Snow, since we're gonna die tonight,

could you just tell me what it's like to get a little nasty?

So when Jon Snow's trying to tell Tubby-Lovie about it,

but he's like totally strugs to do it!

- It's this person, this whole other person,

you're wrapped up in them, and they're wrapped up in you.

For a little while you're more than just you, you--

Well, I don't know, I'm not a bleedin' poet!

- So when it comes to matters being hard core,

Game of Thrones can totally do that,

but then when it comes to being

a little bit more like, soft, tender kisses,

they totally get a little pink in the cheeks!

- When I was at Headwig I got to

make out with Neil Patrick Harris,

and my cheeks were pink for days.

- I'm so jelly, you got to make out with NPH?

- Well I didn't really, but I'm

telling everybody that I did.

- And then you see one of those mannequin heads

that learned how to do a perm on,

and bitch, she was workin'!

All the while, the ginger wildling will not

shut up with sexing with a freakin' bear.

- The fangs were sharp, but

she knew how to use 'em.

- Which at fist I thought he was

talking about doing it with a big hairy queen,

but really he was talking about

doing it with an actual bear.

Like I brown bear, or a kodiak,

or like a Winterfell bear of sorts.

And then Downton's like, none of y'all

better touch Jon Snow, that bitch is mine.

- Anyone else tries to kill him,

I'll have an arrow for them!

- [Jonathan] Meanwhile, Leah Remini comes to the gate

only to be hidden in the castle black walk-in fridge!

But then beauty school practice dolly head

comes out of her warg, and she's all like,

girls, you better get ready to dance!

- It's time.

- And then, ish gets turnt up and so much happens.

Tubby-Lovie gives a pep talk to scare Joe Jonas,

there's an evil snuffaluffagus and a really big giant,

there're giving me 100% dirty, mysterious Cirque du Soleil,

girl, it's raining arrows,

they're throwing rocks like cave men,

ginger rage goes full and fuego,

and then they're dangling these archers over the edge,

they're totally defining gravity.

♫ I'm flying high defying gravity

- Actually girl, I'm not sure that I'm feeling that,

it's kinda hard for me to hear it since you're not green.

- Totes understand.

- Anyway, it's a mutherfuckin' malay,

everyone is so muddy, I was like,

I could not see who's winning!

And then Finding Forrester Sean Connery hides,

and Leah Remini's like, bitch,

what are you doing in my walk-in fridge?

And then giant Maurice Sendak Kenny Rogers is like,

exquose me, housekeeping!

And then Tubby-Lovie told baby Tom Hanks,

get rich, or die tryin',

everyone's giving us Long Kiss Goodnight Gina Davis,

Sam literally lets the dogs out,

and then, alabaster Seal and Jon Snow meet eyes,

they have a full on brawl, but then Jon Snow

puts a freakin' hammer through the top of his head,

he turns around, and there is Downton.

They have this moment, I'm like, holy shit,

through all the rain, they're totally about to rekindle

'cause they were like, soft in the eye,

meanwhile she gets a fuckin' arrow

through the back of her baby ginger heart,

they embrace, it's so sad, and that whole time

I was like, I'm sorry to let you go, Downton,

you're kind of a bitch, I'm kind of over you,

but then I realized that I was not

ready to let her go at all!

- You're not nothing,

Jon Snow.

- She's giving me like, so much rosy like, goldness,

and her death scene, I was like,

is Annie Leibovitz lighting this right now?

It is so perfect!

- That is so Les Mis.

♫ And you will keep me close

♫ And rain will make the flowers

- Is that that Anne Hathaway solo?

Are you okay?

- Oh, I died.

- So then Jon Snow is getting ready

to go on his little voyage, and he was like,

saying bye to Tubby-Lovie, but he was all like,

you know what?

You made me that much stronger,

you made me work a little bit harder,

you made me that much wiser,

so thanks for making me a fighter.

Christina Aguilera.

- Oh. (laughs)

I knew it was familiar.

- Not like Christina Aguilera mother of dragons,

like, actual Christina Aguilera.

They just look alike.

- Oh.

I don't know what you're talking about.

- I'm gonna give you the fiercest top knot!

- Okay!

(dramatic music)

- Yes mama, we are giving full Khal Drogo realness.

(laughs)

♫ Where are

♫ My dragons

- Okay, Jonathan, we've really gotta

start closing on time, because I'm already

late to Diondre's game night.

Okay, well, you guys, whatever you're doing is,

makes literally no sense, I don't--

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Cockingbird - Gay of Thrones S4 E7 Recap - Duration: 4:37.

(introductory music)

- Hi, Jonathon.

- Hi, Margaret.

- I really want a khaleesi braid.

- Freshly diddled hair.

- Ooh, like she got this week.

- We have so much to kiki about, girl.

- Okay!

(introductory music)

- So my homegirl Munch-Munch is in her jail cell

and she's trying to get to the bottom

of her champion situation.

- [Margaret] And long in the tooth Liam Neeson,

all he cares about is his new duster from Hot Topic.

And that muzzle bear? He was angry.

- Oh my god, she was suffering from such a severe

case of roid rage.

She would be such a good top.

- [Margaret] Or a really bossy bottom.

Blancho comes in, she's got this real muppety quality,

you know, she's got a hand up her skirt,

like she's getting fisted while she's walking down.

- [Jonathon] So then Baby Kristen Stewart

and Dog the Bounty Hunter were having

their paper moon moment, you know?

Because he taught her how to stab someone in the heart.

- [Margaret] I can't believe that guy's name was Rouge.

- What's your name.

- Rouge.

- [Jonathon] I mean, honestly, her drag mother

must have been drunk when she named her that.

- [Margaret] And then Jimmy Page is all over Jon Snow,

serving him landlord realness,

no pets, no smoking, no hibatchi.

- [Jonathon] So then, busted Josh Grobin

sneakily saunters in to Christina Aguilera's hotel room.

- Take off your clothes.

- [Jonathon] You know, for me, that's not

how I would've handled that situation,

I would have like been so verbal about it,

I would have just like let my tushy do the talking.

- I bet she pegged him.

- Pegging, what's that?

- Pegging is like when, if you're a girl,

and you're boyfriend wants to get fucked,

you put on a strap-on dildo and you fuck him up the ass

and it's pegging.

- Who taught-- you are so smart.

- I know, it's amazing.

- [Jonathon] And then, whilst doing the walk of shame,

busted Josh Grobin runs into Sir Carlyle.

- [Margaret] Oh I call him "Out of Africa."

- [Jonathon] Oh my god, I can totally see that.

- [Margaret] And evil Red Riding Hood

is taking a steampunk bath.

- [Jonathon] And she was unveiling

her deviant Lush collection,

sidebar, I'm usually not a breast man,

but I really liked the way her boobs laid

in that bathtub, they were like, "Hey girl."

So then, Hot Pie is giving Podrick and Tilda a pie

and she will not stop talking about this hideous gravy.

- Don't get me started on the gravy.

You cannot give up on the gravy. No gravy, no pie.

- [Margaret] So then Hot Pie comes up with all this intel.

- What about your kidney pie?

- Oh yeah.

- [Margaret] And Tilda is like,

"Queen, 140 characters or less."

- [Jonathon] So then Mr. Sofia Vergara

pays Munch-Munch a visit and he's like,

"We rendez-vous-ed this one time when we were all kids,

like the word on the street was that you

were this monster baby."

- Claws, one red eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy.

- That would have made things so much easier.

- But then when we finally got to go see you, like,

you're not a monster, you're nothing but a little baby.

And then Mr. Sofia Vergara was like, "You know what,

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter,

(singing) dancing through the fire."

- I will be your champion.

- (Both vocalizing) And you're gonna hear me roar.

- And then the last scene, oh my god,

busted redhead gets so mad at her joys-to-wit fiance

for messing up her Bob Ross castle.

- [Jonathon] And then Alans Cummings strolls in,

puts his lips on his like daughter-niece,

and then pre-surgery Kathy Griffin sees the entire thing.

- Oh I don't think you should call her pre-surgery

Kathy Griffin, she's one of my best friends

and she's gorgeous, so.

- She's totally gorg.

So then, not-pre-surgery Kathy Griffin

shows poor baby Sansa the moon-roof.

And then Alan Cummings negotiates her release.

- Let her go, Lysa.

- [Margaret] And you think he's gonna say something nice,

like, I love you, but actually he says...

- I have only loved one woman my entire life, your sister.

(screams)

- Bye, ho.

Girl, this is giving me so much Jersey realness,

I'm not entirely sure I can handle her.

- When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

(snaps finger)

- Where are

- My dragons.

- Okay, that's gonna be 458 dollars, Margaret.

Do you wanna put the tip on the card, or in cash?

Okay, you have to pay for your service.

(sighs)

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The Mounting and The Vagine - Gay of Thrones S4 E8 Recap - Duration: 4:29.

(epic music)

- Did you watch Game of Thrones this week?

- Actually I did, yeah.

I've only watched two episodes.

Season one, episode one and then last night's.

(chuckle)

Nothing's changed.

(epic music)

(record scratches)

(upbeat electronic music)

- So first things first, you've got raggedy Miley Cirus

and she's out to bully poor rape ranch Leah Remini,

but they hear this owl.

- It's just an owl, you dumb bitch.

- No, it's not.

- [Hair Dresser] Bitch, that ain't no owl,

that's Alabaster Steel and Crazy 88

and they is coming for us.

So baby Barack Obama and Balerian Solange are in this spa

and then, Solange comes back to catch Christina up

on the fact that baby Barack Obama

cruised the shit out of her.

But Christina's like, "Honey, I think we have a problem."

- When the slavers castrate the boys

did they take the pillar and the stones?

- I would call it a wee-willy-winkle.

Which I actually find is a real turn on for most men.

- I think it's kinda cute that it works for you

because you have a British accent.

I mean, honestly, to be completely honest,

I get completely in fuego for a British accent.

- Oh, do you want to hear my American?

- Why don't you say an American accent, like,

"Your dick is so large."

- Your dick irs ser lerge

- Your dick is so large.

- Your dick is sor lorge.

- [Hair Dresser] Speaking of genital mutilation.

Theon's back!

And he's going full on helter-skelter on those poor bitches.

So then, vintage Alan Cumming is explaining to the panel

that his wife actually committed suicide.

And then Sansa, who this week I'm calling

Reformed Lindsay Lohan

is giving us full Liz and Dick realness.

- My aunt cursed me, called me a whore,

promised to throw me through the Moon Door.

- [Hair Dresser] Girl.

But then we find out that Sir Carlisle has been

full fledged Benedict Arnold-ing her this whole time.

- I have loved you.

- Love, how can you say that to me?

- [Hair Dresser] Listen up right here, Sir Carlisle,

don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

And then baby Kristen Stewart and Dog the Bounty Hunter

arrive at not pre-surgery Cathy Griffin's castle

only to find out that she died three days ago.

But I have to tell you something,

that baby Kristen Stewart had the most amazingly

perfect Kubler-Ross reaction.

- Lady Arryn died.

(laughs)

- Yeah, she went straight to acceptance, didn't she?

- [Hair Dresser] So then Munch-munch

throws his hat in the ring for best supporting actress

in this episode with his, like,

stirring rendition of the beetle monologue.

- It was horrible, that all these beetles

should be dying for no reason.

- So then we've got Mister Sofia Vergara

and she's giving me full blown, like,

Michelle Kwan double toe loop into a lay back spin

into a double somersault.

- [Announcer] A triple, that's the highest one

(inaudible) and she does it beautifully.

- Yeah, but I tell you what, that's foolish.

Because the other guy kept giving him

warnings that he was about to come.

He would like, do this sort of warning grunt.

(makes grunting sound)

- (grunting sounds)

- The only time he didn't

give a warning grunt, I will say,

is when he was lying on the floor having been stabbed.

And then he moved.

Although, if I'm forced to choose,

I would rather watch someone grunting

than someone popping another man's head open.

(head exploding)

(screaming)

That's not polite.

- I'm so mad.

I'm so mad I don't know what to do.

I wanna why.

I wanna know why Mister Sofia Vergara's life is over.

I wanna know.

I wanna know how that baby's ever gonna know

how wonderful his father was.

(sobbing) I wish I could understand.

No.

It wasn't supposed to happen like this,

it was supposed to be me first.

- M'Lynn, you just missed the chance

of a lifetime to take a whack at Ousier.

- Your American accent is getting way better.

- Thank ya, ma'am.

(epic music)

- Honey, after that episode, the only thing

that could life me out of that depression

is this pin under bob.

You are serving me high-born, velocity glam right now, okay?

- Tsk, well.

- My dragons.

(epic music)

- Hey Johnathan do you have her ticket.

Johnathan, do you have her ticket.

I know you can hear-

This is why my till is always screwed up

at the end of the day.

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How To Remove Pop Up Ads From Your Android Phone Without Root & Turn Off App Notifications-2018 - Duration: 3:29.

Hello what's up guys and welcome back to my YouTube channel "Teconz". Today I

will show you how to remove or how to disable ads like that interest based ads and

annoying ads from your android mobile?. So we all have experience that when we

search the one thing on internet or use the applications, we have to face the lot

of ads and this ads are make our surfing and app usage is very bad. So if

you want to block these type of ads you can follow this trick. Here i using

two methods, so which method is easy to you, you can use it. First method is to

remove the interest-based ads from your google account.

By go to the "Settings" in this setting section, you can locate "Google", then click

to open it. Then go to "Personal info & Privacy", so you can click to open it.

In this section, you can locate that "Ads settings", so you can scroll down. Finally

i locate it, then click to open it. Then it shows "You're offline". So first of all

you can enable your data connection or Wi-Fi connections. Here I try to

enable my mobile data connection, then again you can click to open it. Then it

asks your browser, so you can select "Google Chrome". Now this page is

redirected to Google ads settings page and you can scroll down. In this section

you can click to disable this option, "Ads Personalisation", so you can click to

turn off it, then it shows one notification, so you can click to "Turn off".

Then you can click to "Got it". Finally all your interest-based ads are

disabled successfully and this is method one. Another method is to disable the

app notifications from your android mobile. So how to do it?. Just go to

your "Settings" and in this settings section, you can click to open "Installed apps"

or "Application management", so you can click to open it. Here you can see

these are the some apps are already installed in my android mobile, and in this

section you can select your app, which means that which app every time

disturbing you, so here I try to open "My JIO" application

In this app section you can locate "Notification" settings, so you can scroll

down, then you can click to open it. In this settings section, you can click to

disable this option "show notifications", so you can click to turn off it. Finally

this application related notifications are disabled permanently and same way you

can disable all the app notifications from your android mobile and this is

method 2. If both methods are works you can give comment to me. For more

videos you can subscribe my channel "Teconz" and thanks for watching...

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Twerker of Chains - Gay of Thrones S4 EP 3 Recap - Duration: 3:46.

(Game of Thrones theme music)

- Did you watch this week's episode of Game of Thrones?

- I did (laughing) but I just ate a pot cookie.

- Girl I got you, I'll talk you off the ledge.

(giggling)

It's okay, it's okay, it was banging girl.

(Game of Thrones Theme music)

(record scratching)

(upbeat techno music)

So in this week's episode, we find out

that Maggie Smith is probably behind the murder

of Power Bottom King Joffrey.

- You did wonderful work on Joffrey,

the next one should be easier.

- And them I'm like, Margaery and Maggie Smith

are giving me full-blown Heartbreakers right now

starring Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

And FYI, there's a new

Baby Power Bottom in town,

and her name is Tommen.

And I'm like, where the hell has that little girl been?

So then, Papa Lannister is serving him all tea,

no shade on what it takes to be a good King.

- Wisdom, hmm?

- And then we get a good look at

dead Baby Power Bottom the First.

He's got his tanning glasses on,

on his King's Landing tanning bed

and he's ready to go to heaven.

So then blonde Cher asks Brother D to kill Munchkin

- Avenge our son.

Kill Tyrion.

- And then they start to make out,

but they stop maKing out,

and then Brother D gives Cher the

Jodie Foster in the Accused treatment.

- It's not right, it's not right.

- And then there was that shot,

where blonde Cher started to pull

that fabric and I was like,

poor Baby Power Bottom Joffrey's

about to roll over on them like Weekend at Bernie's style.

- (Laughing) That movie was so funny.

- So then Mr. Sophia Vergara, is getting

the bisexual fivesome that he's totally been looKing for,

but I'm thinKing if I'm going to mess around

with Mr. Sophia Vergara, I'm going to go ahead

and need all the vag to exit.

Because I would totally turtle if I was

maKing out with a guy and there was like girls around.

- Threesomes are just like, a lot of work.

- So then Pussy Pop and Podrick goes to visit Munchkin

and tells him all the rumors that are going on about him.

And then Munchkin turns into

King's Landing Murder She Wrote,

and tries to figure out who murdered Power Bottom.

- No one had more cause to kill Joffrey than Sansa.

My father?

Maybe Joffrey was too much work for him.

Say what you will of Cersie,

she is the only one I'm certain

had nothing to do with this murder.

- That part was like watching someone's drugs

to figure out who killed JFK.

Like who did take out JFK, anyway?

- We just are not being told the whole story.

- Marilyn, like that rastafarian,

everyone was getting killed then.

- What rastafarian?

- Bob fucKing Marley girl, get it together.

- Wait, Bob Marley was killed?

- He was murdered by the same people

that took out all of those people.

Probably Aaliyah too.

So then, you had the wildlings go crazy

on Little House on the Prairie.

And then you had Alabaster Seal tell Baby Tom Hanks

that he's going to go full on Donner party on his fam bam.

- I am going to eat your dead mama,

then I'm going to eat your dead papa.

- So in the last scene, Christina Aguilera

rolls up on Meereen which is serving up

a plateful of piping hot Vegas realness, ND.

And then replacement Ms. Jared proves his love

to Christina Aguilera

by shanking Sea Biscuit in the mother-fucKing eye.

And then she pummeled them with old slave accessories.

- Did you watch Game of Thrones this week?

- Are you serious right now?

(hair dryer) (spraying hair spray)

- Darling, this is giving me full Melisandre realness

- I ...

love it.

Where are ...

- My dragons?

(crunching potato chips)

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Fierce Her Name - Gay of Thrones S4 EP5 Recap - Duration: 3:39.

(dramatic music)

- Hey boo, did you watch Game of Thrones this week?

- It was on while I was at a party,

so I got to see it but I couldn't hear it.

- Oh my God, you saw it but you didn't hear it

so I get to tell you all about it

I was dying to dish-- - Yeah, please do.

(dramatic music)

(disc screeching) (techno music)

- So first, you had the new power bottom

getting his baby girl coronation,

and she's wearing these three really fly turtlenecks.

- [Blonde Guy] Oh yeah, that was the little boy that looked

like Shirley Jones? - Uh-huh.

- [Long Hair] So then they cut to Christina Aguilera

and Sir Carlisle's telling her that

these slaves masters re-enslaved the slaves

after she'd already freed them, so she needs to go back

there and check them.

- I will do what Queens do.

I will rule.

- [Long Hair Guy] So then busted red-head arrives

at this gorgeous castle that's owned by her aunt,

who's this pre-surgery Kathy Griffin look-alike,

and then you find out that Alan Cumming is playing her

like a fiddle, but she really doesn't care

because she's dying to make like Jay-Z and Beyonce

in Drunken Love and get down with her bad self.

- I'm going to scream when my husband makes love to me.

- [Long Hair Guy] So then blonde chair

is having a pow-wow with Daddy Lanister.

She finds out that they've been George-Bushing it

in Iraq Kings Landing, and there's no gold left--

- Did they have dragons? - No.

- So some houses have dragons, and some don't?

It's like some houses have a pool, some houses have dragons.

- [Long Hair Guy] So pre-surgery Kathy Griffin gives

busted red-head this plate full of this mysterious treats,

and I'm like, "I really hope she washed her hands

"after all that mussing she just got done doing."

- And did you see those sweets, it was like

trembling, cold, lugubrious, egg pudding meat.

- And then it's Podrick and Tilda,

I don't know what they're doing, like a sitcom?

Podrick and Tilda's Laverne and Shirley?

♫ We're gonna do it

♫ Give us any chance, we'll take it

♫ Read us any rule, we'll break it

(audience laughs)

(audience claps)

- You ever cooked rabbit before?

- No, my lady.

(audience laughs)

- Did you ever cook anything for Lord Tyrion?

- No, my lady.

(audience laughs)

- [Long Hair Guy] And then we cut to the Rape Ranch,

and then hot Jon Snow & Co come gallivanting in.

Meanwhile, Gone Girl Ben Afflick goes to rescue Ms. Cleo,

but then you find out he's not being rescued,

he's being kidnapped, so he wargs into Hodor and

then Hodor, aka Ms. Cleo, rescues Ms. Cleo.

So then Jon Snow comes toe to toe with King Rape.

That whole scene I was like

"Ah, no, girl!

"Oh my God, please no!"

- What an effect this show has on you.

- [Long Hair Guy] But then rape victim number 47

becomes an integral part of saving the day

because she shanks King Rape in the neck,

and then you think that King Rape is just gonna

give her hell, but then Jon Snow doggy styles him

in the back of the head with a sword.

And then, at the end, Jon Snow offers

all the rape sisters jobs, but they were kind of like,

"You know, Jon, with all due respect, we're just gonna

"do our own thing but, before you leave,

"will you help us burn down Rape Ranch

"like Gilbert Grape style?"

- So, thanks, I'm really glad we talked about that.

So, my hair, here's what I want to do.

Bald.

- No way, Jose.

This is serving me Gendry Baratheon realness.

- Oh, who the fuck is that?

- It's that bastard baby with the Baratheon king.

- Hmmm, yeah.

Where are...

- My dragons?

- No, girl, this is the hardest job I've ever had.

- Who is that?

- Don't mind her.

- Right.

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Two Slores - Gay of Thrones S4 EP 2 Recap - Duration: 3:59.

("Game of Thrones theme")

- Que pasa, chica?

- Hola Coqui.

- Viste Game of Thrones?

- Yo no veo eso, Coquita.

- Okay, great!

So last night...

("Game of Thrones theme")

(screech)

(turns into techno music)

So at first Malevolent and Enrique Iglesias

totally pissed off his dad Julio Iglesias

because he chopped off poor Baby Theon's chorizo grande.

So then Enrique makes Theon

play barber shop and give him a really close shave.

Meanwhile, Enrique says to Theon

that his hermanos de un ocho madre

went way of dia de los muertos.

Muertes...

Muertos.

- Muertos.

- Mm.

So then evil Gloria Estefan

start lighting people up

like it's dia de la Impendencia.

Then goes Baby Galapagos her primero comunion.

- There's only one hell, princess.

The one we live in now.

- So then Baby Miss Cleo goes full

Living La Vida Loba on that poor dear.

And then he goes up to that tree,

has this full-on peyote trip.

Kind of like that time when I was in Amsterdam

and was tripping my balls off on like mushroom truffles

and I went to this like coffee shop

where I was tripping in.

And then all these like weird Russians

started like coming down the stairs in single file line

and listening to their headphones and I started to freak out

and I thought the world was caving in on me.

So I thought like I should swim back to the hostel

from the Canal.

But then I thought,

maybe you should just have some orange juice

and relax a little, home girl.

- Tu sabes que yo no hablo ingles.

- And then Margaery marries power bottom King Joffrey

in her full-on quinceañera updo.

So everyone's at the wedding reception fiest-ing,

having a great time, living life.

I mean mami, it would not be an episode of

Game of Thrones without a shot of wide open chocha.

You know, I can give you wide open chocha like that too,

just not in my short dress.

But then you got Mr Sofia Vergara cruising Pillow-biter.

But of course Pillow-biter can't do any gay stuff

because he's too busy getting in fight a with

Hermano Dia over Rubia Cher.

- Cause she'll never remarry.

- And neither will you.

- [Jonathan] So then power bottom Joffrey has this

five little munchkinos come out and do their own

version of Winter Fall Cavalia.

But he wants Munchkin to guest star.

But the Munchkin is not having it.

So then power bottom Joffrey traipses over there

and unloads a goblet full of sangria over his head.

- Fine vintage, shame that it spilled.

- [Jonathan] So then, he wants Munchkin

to be his sangria puta

but he totally gets saved by the torta.

- Look, the pie!

(people cheering)

- [Jonathan] Where the birds flew out and gave us

full San Juan Capistrano realness.

And then the next thing you know

power bottom Joffrey sips on the sangria

and then she's shaking, she's convulsing,

she's jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean, girl.

("the Mexican Hat Dance")

And then

he's mucho,

mucho

muerto, girl.

But I just have to fucking say,

after all the time that I waited

for his bitch-little-puta-ass to be taken out,

I thought I was gonna get a little more torcho,

a little more suffering.

It's like, he got dead in like five seconds.

Do you remember what he did to my home girl Ros?

Do you know her?

She's so fucking fabulous.

I could not believe that he like got out that easily.

I just really felt that he deserved, like a much worse,

like tumultuous, like horrific,

longer death.

Like almost survive the poisoning,

but then didn't,

and then got raped and beaten and killed.

Like 10 times.

- Entonces Julio Iglesias y Enrique Iglesias

y Gloria Estefan fueron a un quinceañero y comieron torta,

pero tambien era el dia de los muertos?

- Si, exactamente!

Ay, si mami you're giving me full

Talisa-Star-Costa-Coachella realidad, okay?

- Me encanta mi pelo!

Donde estan...

- Mis trajones?

- It's...

Mis dragones.

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The Laws of Gay Men - Gay of Thrones S4 E6 Recap - Duration: 3:31.

(epic orchestral music)

- Did you watch Game of Thrones this week?

- Yes, I watched the East Coast feed,

because I cannot wait for the West Coast feed.

- Yes, honey, she's on top of it.

(medieval music transitions to pop music)

- Get your passports ready, girl,

because scrawny Christopher Meloni is on a ship,

and she is on her way to Iron Citibank.

- [Girl] Yeah, girl, he's gotta get those war loans.

- [Guy] But girl, those business loans get declined

and then 70s Sean Connery has to go all

Queen Latifah in Beauty Shop

to try to get them to change their fucking mind.

- There's only one reliable leader left

in Westeros: Stannis.

- [Guy] Then, long-haired Lena Dunham and her posse

go to save her poor little baby brother Theon.

But poor baby Theon won't go

because he's gone full-on Patty Hearst.

- [Girl] It's so sad.

- Then, malevolent Enrique Iglesias

has Theon walk on in and tells him to strip down,

and I'm like, "Are they gonna show us cut off D?"

I was like, (groans).

- I was like, "Oh, no, please don't."

- Why, why, why, why, why, baby little Theon, why?

- Are they gonna show us cut off D?

- [Guy] Then we get to rendezvous with Christina Aguilera.

She's in her castle, and she's just fielding

town hall complaints all day long.

- There are 212 supplicants waiting, your Grace.

- Send the next one in.

- She was busier than Covered California on April 15.

- Did you sign up?

- Oh, I totally did.

Silver Plan, Blue Cross Blue Shield, hey.

Then Mr. Sofia Vergara is questioning Dr. Evil

to try to find out where he falls on the Kinsey scale,

if he's gay, straight, whatever,

but then he's surprised to find out

that he's properly asexual.

- Hope you won't be offended when I say

I never would have guessed.

- Then Munchie Munch is stomping it down the runway

on her way to People's Court.

(People's Court theme music)

- [Announcer] This is the defendant.

(typewriter keys clicking)

(People's Court theme)

- [Announcer] This is the plaintiff.

(typewriter keys)

- [Announcer] Both parties have agreed to have their dispute

settled here, The People's Court.

- [Guy] But then all those g-d witnesses

are Pinocchioing on poor Munch-Munch.

- I know that he's guilty.

- But then he starts to raise up like Conchita Wurst.

He's like, "All of you guys have me on trial,

not for murder, but because I'm a little shorty."

- I've been on trial for that my entire life.

- He's giving them the truth.

They can't handle it.

- Who you gonna check, boo?

- I wish I was the monster you think I am.

- He's like, "You all think I'm a monster,

just because I'm a little shorty, but I'm not."

- Yeah, you're the monsters.

- Fuck you, monsters.

- I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you.

- I'm gonna fucking Mortal Kombat your silly ass

from here to last week.

- I demand a trial by combat.

- K.O., you're dead, I'm alive.

You hear that, Cersei?

You hear that with your big Rapunzel braid?

I don't think so.

Get outta here.

- I wanna kiss you right now.

- I wanna kiss you too.

(spraying sound)

(epic orchestral music)

- Ooh, yes, girl, this is serving me Arya Stark,

baby Kristen Stewart perfection.

- Where are... - My dragons?

- Okay, I have to get back there.

I have to get back there.

Thank you.

Okay, did you take my appointment book?

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The Liar and the Hoes - Gay of Thrones S4 E1 Recap - Duration: 4:11.

(theme music)

- Boo boo, did you watch the season premiere

of Game of Thrones?

- I watched it with this mixologist

that I went home with last night from Harvard & Stone.

- Boo, girl, did you guys bang it out?

- I gave him a blowjob.

- Last night's episode was kind of like a blow job,

except for it got a little too sloppy

so you had to get like a towel to dry if off...

You know what, I'll just start from the beginning.

(theme music)

So Papa Lannister is giving us full on Martha Stewart.

Like, let's get green with it, making new swords

for Brother D.

But Brother D got this hot new haircut,

I'm totally loving it, he's so quiche.

- Sounds so sexy, like the mixologist I was with last night.

He put cayenne pepper in my drink.

- [Jonathan] So Mr. Sophia Vergara's

with this line of prosties

and at first, you think that he's totally gonna get it on

with Capital Cities' J-Lo,

but then, brothel Aaron Carter comes in,

and I'm like, "we're gonna have a gay moment

"up on Game of Thrones right now."

- Which way do you like it?

- My way.

- One time I went down on Persian girl in the bathroom

at The Pikey.

- Ew. Were you drunk?

- A little bit.

- So finally Christina Aguilera and I are reunited

and she's trying to have, like a

motherly moment with her dragons.

She totally reaches her hand in there,

and her fucking baby dragon turns around

and shakes her hand off.

Kind of like the time I tried to give my dog a hug

when she had her head in the trash can

and she totally turned around and bit me in the face.

And as it would turn out, baby Barack Obama

is totally in love with Christina Aguilera

and so is Smith Jared, except for this season,

Smith Jared has been recast with someone way more like

busted Josh Groban.

- I think I had sex with Josh Groban once.

- [Jonathan] Busted redhead got so fucking cray,

because her entire family got shanked, so she can't eat.

- My lady, you do need to eat.

- [Jonathan] Whereas if my whole family got shanked,

I would be all up in Taco Bell.

I would be like, "can I get the seven layer burrito,

"add chicken, add guacamole.

"I need a chicken quesadilla, a large thing of cinnatwists,

"two double decker chicken tacos, add sour cream,

"the OG meximelt.

"I also love the caramel apple empanada."

So I'm full on jelly.com of brother D's

new small wonders hand, it's so cool.

But it really doesn't matter to blonde Cher

because she's not having any of it.

She's like swiping to the left on him.

So Downtown's getting called out by her boss

for letting Jon Snow get away,

and she's like, "what did you want me to do,

"the D is way too fat, it's way too good, I can't take it."

Of course she didn't say that to him,

she just had that dick whipped look in her eyes,

which you know we've both had that look before, honey.

But then, Alabaster Seal rolls up from Hyun

and he's all like,

♫ You're never gonna survive ♫

♫ Unless you get a little crazy ♫

And of course Jon Snow's on trial with the panel

of Haggard Queens who are diddling Downtown

and they're like, "we gotta kill you."

And he's like, "wait, you need to smell

"what I'm stepping in.

"They are all coming for you, all the wild men."

And they're like, "alright boo boo,

"we're gonna let you keep your head for a minute."

And then that puny bitch Power Bottom King Joffrey

was throwing some serious shade at Brother D,

'cause he's all like, "Brother D, how come

"you are in this anthropology catalog

"for King's Landing knights?"

Then, baby Kristen Stewart and Left Eye

got themselves in a pickle at the pub.

Agro male Sinead O' Connor is all like,

"come with us to king,"

and Left Eye's all like, "fuck the king.

"He can get dry shockered with two fists,

"I hate that motherfucker."

And the Left Eye gives us full Naomi Campbell realness.

He throws the table over Sinead O' Connor

and then baby Kristen Stewart's giving me full on

like, wallflower and I'm like, "honey get with it.

"You've murdered people before."

And then she totally does.

She kicks it into overdrive.

She shanks that one guy, then she fucking stabs

the other guy in the throat.

And did you see that part where all that blood

started to like regurgitating out of his mouth?

- I had something else coming out of my mouth at the time.

- Honey, if you're gonna get to the finish,

you just gotta take a page outta my book and swallow.

- Okay.

- Yes, yes, yes.

This is giving me full blown Ygritte realness.

- Oh my god I love it, I'm gonna go right back out

and suck some dicks.

- Can I come with?

- Where are... - My dragons?

- What the fuck are you guys talking about?

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Oathwerqer, b*tch! - Gay of Thrones S4 EP4 Recap - Duration: 3:37.

- [Jonathan] Hi Brad!

- [Brad] Hi Jonathan!

- Did you watch Game of Thrones last night?

- Did Jennifer Lawrence wear Christian Dior

to every single red carpet this award season?

- [Jonathan] Thank God she looked fabulous.

- [Brad] Right, girl?

("Game of Thrones" Theme)

(record-scratch)

- [Jonathan] So in the beginning you had

Christina Aguilera's polyamorous girlfriend

explaining to baby Barack Obama how to speak English.

- Oh yeah, and then baby Barack Obama and the slaves

like broke into this castle thingy

and I actually thought that they just started playing

the beginning of Madonna's "Express Yourself" video

and the turbines were gonna start going--

- [Jonathan] Yes, honey!

- [Brad] And the guys in the ripped jeans

were gonna come with the chains.

- [Jonathan] Christina was such a busy bee this week,

she had such a list of things to do.

She had to give the slaves swords,

she had to give you like Angelina Jolie meets

Princess Di realness and then she had to

crucify all the slave masters.

- [Brad] All while giving you Princess Bride hair.

I hate their language more than anything.

- [Jonathan] It seems like this really weird hybrid

between like Winter Val tongues and like Slytherin talk

from Harry Potter where it's all like

(hissing noises)

- [Grey] (talking in Valyrian)

- And then I wonder what they're thinking in their head like

"Oh I forgot to do my Kegels uh-puh-gee-ka-way"

- [Jonathan] So then it was like

Sansa's on a motherfucking boat.

- [Brad] Who cares? - [Jonathan] Next!

- [Jonathan] So Blonde Cher's getting lit

and she's giving us her full August in Osage County.

- Our poor little brother.

He'd kill us all if he could.

- Did you notice that even though Blonde Cher

is feeling totally down, she put on a big

statement cocktail ring on her index finger?

- [Jonathan] I love that.

Joan River's QVC winter fall collection.

So then Margaery's like a reverse Woody Allen

to that poor Tommen,

it's 'cause Margaery's got like those predator eyebrows

'cause like they're too far apart

and Woody Allen kind of has that too

'cause like nothing says "creepy pedophile"

more than like a thin mingy brow.

And then you've got Tilda and Brother D

having their full on Bodyguard moment

except for in this case Tilda is Kevin Costner

and Brother D is Whitney.

("I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston)

- [Jonathan] So then the brood of the Benedict

take that poor baby boy to offer it Mayan style

to the White Walkers

but then Bran and the Winterfell Spice Girls

you know because Hodor is Scary.

- [Brad] Bran is Baby.

- [Jonathan] Curly is Sporty.

- [Brad] The blonde kid is Posh.

- [Jonathan] And there is no Ginger because

this is after the fucking breakup.

- [Brad] Of course.

- [Jonathan] And then they go into this cabin

and then there's a full-blown epileptic seizure.

- [Brad] That whole thing reminded me of

"Degrassi Junior High" when Caitlin ended up

having a seizure in front of everybody

and her parent's got to come and pick her up.

- Caitlin stop it!

- [Jonathan] So then at the very end,

the White Walker goes to retrieve that poor baby

and takes him back to the White Walker camp

he touches him with this Bad Girl Riri acrylic pointy nail,

turns the baby into a baby White Walker

which I knew that was coming.

- Next week I think Blonde Cher

and Christina Aguilera are finally gonna meet face-to-face,

realize they have the same haircut,

therefore the same hairdresser

and there's gonna be a major braid-off.

- [Jonathan] Those are two bad bitches

that will not be styled the same.

- This is giving me Jon Snow realness right now.

- [Brad] Where are-- - [Jonathan] My dragons.

- Okay, can you not use the fan like that?

It's like really cold.

Okay, I guess I will go get my jacket.

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Hillary's Mega Star BFF Is In Middle Of Major Court Battle And Now Someone Has Just Dropped Dead. - Duration: 4:34.

Hillary's Mega Star BFF Is In Middle Of Major Court Battle And Now Someone Has Just

Dropped Dead.

It seems that Hillary Clinton could actually be the real Grim Reaper considering how many

people around her suffer sudden and often unexplained deaths, especially those not necessarily

on her good side.

Some say it's a coincidence, but one has to wonder how many people connected to you

in a number of ways have to die before it's questioned.

For Hillary, that time may not come before her health catches up with her, but could

for her best friend in Hollywood.

This big pop star has been caught up in the middle of a big court battle that's now

complicated by the tragedy of who just dropped dead in the courtroom.

Liberals love pop singer Katy Perry, but conservatives have a much different opinion about her after

she sealed her fate by inserting politics into her performances and public appearances.

The former Christian singer has long since traded in her religious roots for a career

in making a big name off of sexually suggestive performances and appearance.

This not-so-female empowerment of using your sexuality to sell your music somehow drew

her to pantsuit phenom Hillary Clinton.

The two have since formed a tight bond they love to put on public display, making Hillary

seem hip and Perry touting her political prowess.

It's even gone as far as Perry naming a shoe in her new footwear line after the failed

female political candidate.

All that rather grotesque girl crush aside, Perry has found herself in a place familiar

to Clinton and that's in the courtroom for a reason not related to their friendship.

However, another commonality has come of it, which is that an innocent person has suddenly

dropped dead who was involved in the embattled ordeal.

"Sister Catherine Rose Holzman, one of the nuns who was involved in the 8-acre convent

lawsuit filed by Katy Perry, has died after collapsing in court on Friday," Fox News

reported.

According to TMZ, Holzman, 89, was in court for a post-judgment hearing that was related

to Perry's convent case when she collapsed.

Fox News explains the case that led to Holzman's unexpected death:

The controversial estate case dates back to 2015 when Perry sought to purchase the property

from Holzman and another nun for $14.5 million in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles.

The property included a Roman-villa style building with an attached convent that had

closed in 2011, Variety reported.

But the "Chained to the Rhythm" singer wasn't the only person interested in the

unique, hill-top property.

Businesswoman Dana Hollister, who according to the Los Angeles Times, was known for purchasing

property in the Silver Lake area next door since the 1990s, allegedly interfered with

the transaction by attempting to preemptively purchase the house from two nuns.

Perry and the Archdiocese of Los Angeles fought back and sued Hollister for interfering with

the property deal.

A jury later found Hollister guilty of interference and she was ordered to pay a total of $3.47

million to the archdiocese and $1.57 million to Perry as compensation for the subsequent

court fees.

The nuns who once lived on the convent reportedly opposed selling to Perry and tried instead

to sell to Hollister.

But a judge nullified the sale earlier this year and ruled that the archdiocese had the

right to sell the property, not the nuns, Variety reported.

Holzman, who along with the other nuns had sided with Hollister, hoping that she could

save them by buying the property.

They felt the purchaser was innocent in this case and that the star was taking it too far.

The now deceased nun had just pleaded with the singer in court before she died there,

saying "And to Katy Perry, please stop.

It's not doing anyone any good except hurting a lot of people."

While Hillary Clinton had nothing to do with this nun's death, the tragic situation goes

to show that people really can become those who they surround themselves with.

It's sad that Holzman passed this way, even if it was her time to go see the God she had

dedicated her life to serving.

Nobody should die in a courtroom who was innocently caught in the middle of a bitter battle.

At least for this nun, she died defending what she felt was right in this final fight

in her life.

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