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-Holy moly. I love seeing you do stand-up.

Thank you so much.

-Man, it means so much to me to hear you say that,

because I don't know that you know this.

You were the first stand-up comedian I ever saw.

I was obsessed with you in high school.

Obsessed with you.

My senior year of high school, my best friends knew this.

They found out that you were performing at a college

in the middle of Missouri

five hours from St. Louis where I lived.

So they surprised me and they said,

"We're going to a surprise in Kirksville, Missouri."

Which, what could that be? Like a pig tap dancing?

Like, what happens in Kirks-- [ Laughter ]

I was like, okay. They blindfolded me.

We drive there.

It's a long time to be blindfolded.

-Yeah. -We're 20 minutes in,

I'm at the drive-thru and I'm like,

"I'll take the 2, I think." [ Laughter ]

They're like, "Take it off. It's Jimmy Fallon."

I'm like, "What?!" And it was awesome.

I'm front row. Okay, I've met you before.

So front row, you're about to start a bit

about what it's like to be a freshman in college.

Do you remember this? And you're saying,

"Everything is tiny.

They don't trust you with big things."

-Wow. -I loved the bit.

It stuck with me. You were like, you know,

your dorm room's small. Do you remember the bit?

-Yeah, I said that everything is small.

Even the fridge is small. -Yeah, the fridge.

-And then the little ice cube tray.

-The little ice cubes!

-That only fits in that little tiny freezer.

-Yes!

-Like, "You guys want some ice cubes?

Here's a tweezer. Let's get out some ice cubes."

-Yes! -Yeah, that's an old bit. Wow.

-It stuck -- you know when you hear a bit and you're like,

"That will remain with me forever"?

That was the one. But, leading into the bit,

you wanted some kind of, like, validation

that that's the freshman experience.

So you looked to the front row. I'm there.

And you go, "Are you a freshman?"

And I lied to you, Jimmy. [ Laughter ]

And it's so -- I said yes. And I wasn't.

And I just want -- it's crazy that I'm here right now

'cause I'm like, "Oh, I just want to tell you --

I want to like redo that moment, but, like, tell you the truth.

So, like, will you ask me again? -Yeah.

[ Laughter ] For a little bit --

-I just want to redo it. Because I just felt --

I felt weird having this lie between us. Okay.

[ Drum roll ] Okay.

-Uh, you -- are you -- are you a freshman?

-Uh, no. Uh, I'm a sophomore.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Come on! Now you're gonna redeem yourself.

-I am, clearly. -Nikki Glaser, everybody!

For tour dates, check out nikkiglaser.com.

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Nikki Glaser Stand-Up - Duration: 5:38.

-Oh, thank you.

This is so exciting!

Okay. So, um -- [ Exhales sharply ]

I'm currently in negotiations

to get back with my ex-boyfriend.

Thank you. [ Laughter ]

We've broken up seven times in five years,

so I have no friends left, and...

so if anyone wants to, like, hang out after the show

and just read through -- [ Cheers and applause ]

Really?

I would love for that.

I just need you to read through a couple texts from him

just to give me some perspective.

I need some fresh eyes on these things, so...

It won't take long.

I'll just choose one of you and quickly AirDrop

30 to 1,000 screenshots of text conversations between us,

because that's all that's in my phone.

I hope you like reading blue.

I'm not doing well in these conversations.

[ Laughter ]

That's all that's in my phone.

Texts between me and men who will never love me.

And -- And naked pictures. I send those, and I shouldn't.

I shouldn't. The cloud is not secure.

But, like, neither am I. [ Laughter ]

And I need constant validation.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I don't -- I don't put my face in the pictures, though.

Mostly 'cause he asks for them that way.

But also -- [ Laughter ]

Smart.

I, uh -- yeah.

When you get back together with your ex,

your friends get so mad.

They're like, "Don't settle, Nikki.

You should never settle. Never settle."

I'm like, "Never?

Okay. What if the Pilgrims didn't settle, okay?"

Thank God they did.

I don't get back with him 'cause I'm weak.

I really don't. It's like --

I just date someone new, and then I look back at him,

and I realize, "Oh, he was the best...I can do."

Like, "I can't... [ Laughter ]

"...get better."

He was so hot. So hot.

Short. That's how I got him.

He's short.

That's my little secret, ladies.

You can get such a hot guy if he's short.

Like, on discount, okay?

[ Laughter ]

So smart.

And if you're sitting in a picture with him,

people don't know. They're just like,

"Whoa. Glaser's batting out of her league."

[ Laughter ]

And then you -- Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you.

Eventually, they know, though, 'cause there's a picture

of where you're standing next to him,

and they're like, "Oh, someone went digging

in the bargain bin." [ Laughter ]

"That's a tiny guy."

I don't mind -- I don't mind a tiny guy.

And society tells us, as women, that our boyfriends

are supposed to be bigger than us.

'Cause fashion, you know?

Boyfriend jeans. You know, when their boyfriend's

and you're like, "They're my boyfriend's,

and I stole them, and they're big on me,

and he's so big, and I'm little.

Can you tell, boyfriend?

[ Laughter ]

I have a boyfriend, and these are his,

and they're my P.J.'s now."

And it's just like, "I have never had that."

My boyfriends' jeans --

Well, these are them. And...

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

Thank you.

[ Laughing ] Thank you.

It's true. It's true.

His favorite pair.

Oh, I am just -- I'm so exhausted being single.

It is so much upkeep.

I have to wear makeup all the time.

Like, during the day.

I used to go out during the day in my 20s without makeup on,

and I was like, "You know what? If I meet the man

I'm meant to be with, he'll see me for me."

I'm 34 now, and I'm like, "Bitch, wear your mask."

Like, every day is Halloween for you.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Trick or treat.

No, trick a man into loving you or die alone.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I -- This is a lie.

Okay, guys, let me tell you what I'm doing up here.

I'm doing contouring.

That's where you draw shadows on your face

to make it look like you have bone structure you don't have.

And then, on top of that, I do, like, a dewy shimmer

so it looks like I may have woken up

in a meadow earlier today.

You don't know.

You don't know where I sleep. [ Laughter ]

That's -- [ Laughs ] That is the look now -- dewy.

Everyone's supposed to look dewy.

That's not good! That means you have dew on you!

That means you've been left out overnight somewhere.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Not good.

Every time I complain about makeup,

I always have one guy that's like, "You know what?

I honestly like a lady without makeup.

I like a natural look. I really do."

And I'm like, "Oh, you like men.

That's cool to know about you.

'Cause that's what I look like without makeup.

I look like a man.

And I'm not insulting myself saying that.

I kind of, like, love the guy I look like.

Like, he's kind of a cool guy. [ Laughter ]

You would like him.

He's like a hardworking American man, but he lets loose.

Oh, my God. I'm the type of guy,

without makeup, that organizes charity bike rides

across the country.

And you go, "How does he have time for this?"

And it's like, "He doesn't. He makes time."

Like, that's who I am without makeup.

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

Oh. You seriously would love him.

And if you date me, you'll meet him.

You will meet him eventually.

Two weeks in, one morning, you'll roll over,

and I'll just be like, "Hey, man, I'm Tucker.

Nice to meet you." [ Laughter ]

"Thanks for letting me crash last night.

My girl had fun. She'll be back."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thanks, guys! I've been Tucker!

♪♪

-Unbelievable, pal!

Oh, my God. Fantastic.

Nikki Glaser right there! [ Cheers and applause ]

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Shaqir Schools Shareef on Trick Shots | Shaunie's Home Court - Duration: 1:42.

I'm out here shooting like my dad.

(Shareef) Whoa.

Bro, I didn't ask you to shoot.

You trying to come here and do some drills...

No, no, no, no.

... to get ready?

I'm trying to hit some trick shots, bro.

Drills are boring.

Trick shots?

I love trick shots.

I like making them.

Man, I'm actually really good at making them.

Bro, there's not trick shots in the NBA.

Have a player on the other team

that's surrounding you,

you chuck behind your head, crowd is like,

"Ahh, oh my God, Shaqir!

I love you so much!"

I think you should work on something like dribbling.

You know, practice starts tomorrow.

Like, official varsity practice.

It's not eighth-grade, seventh-grade,

sixth-grade practices,

so, like, we'll be playing against

seniors and juniors

and people that are older than you.

Bro, you can do whatever you want,

I'm not gonna, like, boss you around,

but there's probably kids that wanna play varsity

that are working right now

and wanna have the spot that, like,

you think you're about to get.

You never know.

LeBron.

(chuckling)

Bro, you sure you don't wanna do some drills

and practice?

Bro, watch this, bro.

Are you shooting it from the street?

Did I make it?

No.

I think you're lying, bro.

I feel like I made that.

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Have you seen all color's in the world....

let sing the farmee's colors song....

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

''This are the color's bright''!

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

This are the color's bright....

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

''This are the color's bright''!

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

''This are the color's bright''!

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

I love all the colors and how can I mix them together....

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

''This are the color's bright''!

RED BLUE and GREEN

PINK YELLOW and CREAM

ORANGE VIOLET BLACK and WHITE

''This are the color's bright''!

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

You can mash them up and blast them around the flashing to the world.............!

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Hi, I'm Sami, from Fawzi academy. In this video, I will talk about.

When you use the Type tool, you receive the following error.

"Could not complete your request because something prevented the text engine from being initialized.".

This issue can occur after you uninstall and reinstall Photoshop several times.

Close Photoshop, clear the font cache, and restart.Exit Photoshop.

In Windows Explorer, navigate to the Users/[username]/AppData/Roaming/Adobe/AdobePhotoshop CC/CT Font Cache folder.

Move these two files to the Recycle Bin. AdobeFnt_CMaps.lst. AdobeFnt_OSFonts.lst.

Empty the Recycle Bin. Restart Photoshop.

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3.13 Returning to Grace Beauty Supply | Xuffed678/Gabriel Ross - Duration: 10:12.

Today we're going to be making some breakfast foods.

Funfetti Hungry Jack, which is really exciting.

We're also going to use some American bacon and eggs.

I DO want sausages. We're gonna be fat today.

So this is our breakfast today. Yum Yum!

[Theme Song] HoneyComeBear- Sneaker

Ok, alright we're getting the kids and we're getting ready to go in.

This is my first time being here in like...two years?

Hello. Today is Thursday August 17th. It's 2:16pm.

We're actually revisiting a job that we used to have a long time ago.

My parents used to own a beauty supply store called Grace Beauty Supply.

We're going to visit one of our old workers who is now the current owner.

Our sign is like...right there.

It says Grace Beauty Supply 3 now.

Gabriel: Are you nervous?

No.

I feel kind of nervous.

Here we go!

Hi!

Hi!

(Didi, the owner, yells with excitement.)

Didi: Ok Gabriel's (baby)?

No.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Noah: (Baby Talk)

Grace: Touch it?

Gabriel: It smells good in here actually.

Wow...

This is like memories for us.

(Music playing)

Actually, I showed my kids the video of me filming here. And they were like,

"Why are you always in front of mannequins?"

I was like, "I used to work there".

Whoa...

It looks exactly the same.

Grace: It does.

Actually it looks like when we combined the two (stores): Central Park and Stafford.

Grace: Yeah.

Same clock, same signs.

Wow...

(Bumped into a door.)

A lot of the stuff is the same. It's so interesting.

Hi!

Didi: Wha--What is? There's a baby in there?!

Gabriel: There IS a baby in here.

Didi: Oh--Gracie! (To Eli) Hi honey!

Didi: You look just like your mom. Oh my goodness.

So this is baby Eli. And that's Noah over there.

Noah! Hi!

So who does he favor? Grandpa?

Gabriel: I think he favors...Grace.

No, he looks just like you.

Actually Grace says that sometimes, but I'm just the uncle so I don't know how that's possible.

Peter's got hair just like yours. He did it himself. Except his is longer.

What's with the Koreans with (that hair style)?

Gabriel: I went to Korea so that's probably why this is like that.

Gabriel: Yeah, I am. So I'm here for summer vacation. That's why we came to visit you.

Oh...my goodness.

Gabriel: I've been surprising people.

Hi honey!

You're so handsome! Thank you for your blessings coming here!

Customer: It's a "he"?

Gabriel: Yeah "he".

Customer: I can hear him grunting.

Customer: Oh my! How old is this one?

Grace: He'll be two and a half in October.

What are you doing with the lipstick? You're gonna play with mommy's face?

Huh?

Come here, Noah.

Gabriel: Normally he's very shy, but I guess he's just taking over the store.

Didi: Yeah, he ain't shy.

Didi: You're standing at mommy's store. You're at home honey.

Grace: Yeah about two months.

Didi: And you look great! You're a woman now. We have things in common.

Didi: Now I can treat you like a woman. Ha ha ha!

This is Mrs. Sarah's children.

Customer: Oh wow.

That's Gabriel and Gracie. This is the store that they named after.

Grace Beauty Supply.

Customer: Oh wow!

They're the history of this.

Customer: Oh my!

Gabriel: That's why this little one is taking over right now.

Yeah, like he's at home.

Gabriel: He must sense something.

Maybe he don't like the way my colors are viewing, you know what I'm saying?

Didi: Yeah they're right back at home. You still in the Army?

No, I got out when I had him and now I work in Richmond.

Didi: Y'all look so good. I can't believe--you said you were gonna go to Korea.

Didi: I told you to become a teacher. That's what everybody does.

I met international teachers. They have not been in the United States...

not even for a visit, in like 20 years.

You don't even know what the U.S. looks like anymore, you know? 20 years ago, really?

I could tell you some horrifying stories.

Gabriel: Where did you guys live in Korea?

We were in Itaewon.

Oh, ok. I'm on the opposite end. I'm in the south, in Busan.

Busan's nice.

Gabriel: Yeah, I'm really happy that I got there.

We did get a chance to (visit). We went all the way down before we left.

Weather was nice and everything.

I did go to the um...what's that Air Force base that they got--Ulsan.

That was REALLY really nice.

Ulsan is very very nice and it's very um...

Even the air is cleaner down there. Anytime you walk away from Seoul, you could breathe.

Grace: Okay, let's twist it.

Didi: He got all excited!

Grace: Open it here...look...

Everybody: Whoa!

Didi: Did you see his hands do this!

Grace: Wow, you got lots!

Grace: Did you say thank you?

Thank you.

Didi: Thank you! Give Didi one. Noah, I want one.

Didi: Thank you!!

Grace: She said, "I don't WANT yours!" 😂

Grace: Taste good?

Noah: Yes!

Gabriel: Noah, can Uncle Gabriel have one?

Gabriel: Thank you!

Didi: Noah shares nice!

Didi want orange.

No, orange.

Orange.

Thank you!

Gabriel: Noah, is it good?

Didi: It's good, isn't it?

Grace: It's REALLY good.

Didi: (We fill it up) every week.

Gabriel: Actually it IS good.

Gabriel: I actually normally don't like jellybeans.

Didi: No, this is the jelly jellybeans.

I don't know what this green is, it's making me make all kinds of faces!

Gabriel: Noah, did you give her a sour one? You give her a bad one?

Grace: Is that red?

Red!

Noah: Thank you!

Didi: What about mine?

Didi: Oh, you can have that one. How many more are in there?

Grace: Give her a different one, Noah.

Didi: Put your hand right there.

Ok, ready?

Turn!

Didi: Beat it up!

Watch...watch, watch...

So Uncle Gabriel gets one...

Mommy gets one...

Gabriel: Noah, what do you say?

Noah: Thank you!

Gabriel: Thank you!

Didi: Didi gets one...

Grace: Thank you baby.

Didi: Ok, me too!

(Music cuts off) (Crickets...)

Are you serious?!

Are you looking at this?!

That was a LONG hesitation, Noah! Really?!

Ok, hello. It's 11:55pm.

I also have my retainers in.

It turned out to be a really nice visit. I think we were there for about 2 or 3 hours.

Noah really loved it there.

He really opened up very well to Didi and it seemed like he just had a really good time.

He definitely didn't want to leave. By the time it was time to go, he DID get very fussy.

That was the job that I had before starting my EPIK job.

Noah is definitely asleep in the room next door so I'm trying not to be too loud.

Alright, so if you guys like this video, please give it a thumbs up!

Definitely be sure to subscribe! It helps me out so much!

You can follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat @Xuffed678.

Be yourself, love yourself and I'll see you guys in the next video. Alright, bye!

(Noah crying)

I know, Noah. John Lasseter's not fun.

(Noah crying more)

It's ok, the movie's about to start. 😂

There we go. 😊

All better. 😇

Grace: Why does your voice sound so angelic?

So this video's going to be about two things: BonChon chicken and the other is billiards.

BonChon chicken, it's really really good!

It's basically Korean style fried chicken.

I'm here with my friend Manny...and Anthony.

We did end up deciding to go to this place called Honey Pig.

You have to like have the lettuce, rice, and then put in the meat

and then put in the ssamjang. You have this huge ball and you just go like--

We go to this place. It's kind of like a billiards club basically.

Noah say, "bye".

Bye!

Gabriel: Bye!

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