So I was a little late, why should that make you angry?
Hmph
Alright, be angry.
It looks good when you are angry.
When you are angry
your fair face blushes like rose
Stop that cheap talk. Shut up!
Okay let me talk expensive!
You are always very pretty
and I fell in love with you at the first sight
I love you like a billionaire
Where did you learn this cheap vs. expensive talks?
You said it
Okay I am sorry
Why did you buy this chocolate unnecessarily?
Okay, give it back. Let me refund the money
No, thanks
Lets go
Oh! Its Molly aunty's birthday tomorrow
I shall go buy a gift for her, alright?
And I need to go to a tailors' shop
Okay, fine
I will be mad if you are late
Okay
The Gift Story: sharier Direction: Goutam Koiri
You wait here
Why, I can go too
Its ladies' tailors. You are not allowed
You wait here, I will just drop the bag inside
I won't be late and don't be mad
Why would I be mad
I was waiting for you all my life
This is just a matter of a few minutes. Go
Is that so? You are so romantic?
Huh. Wait, I will be back.
(Music)
Why people fall in love?
And then why they go to shopping?
[Kulsum Tailors. Our experts carry out the following:]
[1. Falls 2. Chicken 3. Kurta 4. Salwar All kinds of stitch works. 420, Shantinagar]
[Kulsum =
[Hotsum] [Falls= Truth]
[Chicken= Mutton]
[Kurta= Kutta (Doggo)]
[Salwar= Talwar (sword)]
[Shantinagar= Oshantinagar ]
Eh
He he he
Oh its you
What are you doing, dude
Practicing to become a husband
Riya went in to the tailors'...Kept me waiting
Great job practicing to become a husband
Because practice makes a man perfect
Yeah, may be
Ahm
What?
Have you done anything to your hair?
Dude, my new pair of shoes
Yikes What did you buy? Shoes?
Yep! Latest fashion.
British-American product. Do I not look smart?
No, dude-- you look tacky!
It looks like a pair of boats on your feet!
You know nothing. I look good. The shopkeeper said I look smart
Is that right? Let Riya come and judge!
You can float on water with these!
Hillol bhai? You?
how are you!
Always nice
He should be nice. Look!
What kind of shoes are these?
He looks like Charlie Chaplin!
Ha ha ha
Wrong! I look very smart
Is that so? Okay, forget it
Today is Molly aunty's birthday. We are going to buy her a gift
Are you in? Yeah, come join us
So what do you want to buy?
Dude, if you want to buy something exceptional
I have a great idea
There is an art gallery here
But I wanted to buy a saree
Oh. No! No!
Maddest has got millions of sarees. Not saree
So what are you talking about?
Just follow me. Come. Lets go!
Dude, have a look
What?
Where are the paintings?
Ah, do not touch the paintings
Tell me what you want
Yes. We wanted to see the paintings
Where are the paintings?
Bunch of Ignoramus
These are the paintings
Where? I can't see anything.
(Chuckling) Oh I see
This is a new form of art
This is called: Invisible Art
You see this painting?
Its title is: Abstract Love
Its abstract form of love and you have to grab the emotion first
That emotion has been painted here
The name of this painting is: Vision of the Blind
This is a water color
Believe it or not
I painted this keeping my eyes shut
Come here
Look at this painting
I call this Nightmare
The sufferings of the subjects here
are so intense here
that they grab the audience in a messianic way
The name derives from there
Excuse me. Do not touch
This has been sold out
Sold out?
Which nutcase bought this invisible art?
[Basic chuckles]
(sarcastically) What you do not understand
do not talk about that. See and leave
Dude
Bunch of ignoramus
Riya?
You buy this art
Look. A realistic face
It seems like the art is talking
Hillol!
This is a mirror
You are looking at yourself
Goat!
Oh!
That's why!
That weird face looks so familiar!
(Sound of knife drawing)
(Sound of canvas cutting)
What the....!
(Sound of canvas tearing)
What are you doing to my art!
I am stealing your art!
And I am putting your art in appropriate place
Ha ha!
My... My art worth 100,000 taka...
What did you do... arrrrgghh
Wait a minute!
Take it. I gave you 200,000 taka
And another 500,000 taka
Advance. So you stop drawing these stupid things
And draw things that eyes can see, understand?
Come on, lets go and buy that saree. Let's go!
Dude I know a saree shop
Do not talk further
Lets go!
One minute!
What?
Take your money and buy your saree
Put it on your wall
give it a nice title
Go!
(Sound of match box opening)
(Sound of match stick being struck)
(sound of match catching fire)
(Puffing)
Bunch of ignoramus!
They buy saree and put it up the wall
And give that a title!
My invisible art!
Oh I be damned
Such a tiring day
Molly?
Molly!
Molly?
Molly!
What the...!?
Why do you hang up your jacket everywhere?
My mistake
Forget it
Happy birthday to my lovely, sweet...
wife
You remembered?
Off course
Thank you
You are most welcome
What's inside?
Open it
Ha ha
Open it
Is it something suspicious?
Open it
What's this?
Hah ha
A joystick?
Yes?
Did you buy this for me?
Yes
Tell me the truth
Did you buy this for me or for yourself to play games
How strange. I bought this for you
What do I play it with?
You will get that thing too. But..
I thought that
you are loaded with huge sarees and jewelries
So I should give you something different
That's why I bought this
You can play with it. I can play with it
Joystick!
O ho ho... let me see
Hey!
Give it back. This is your dad's conspiracy
But so what!
Its my birthday gift
I won't give it to anyone
Maddest! What do you know about these games!
Let me play games with this
Wow!
Great! I am taking it!
Give it back, brat!
What do you mean you will play? Give it here!
Take it
All day long its games for you!
Is it a joke?
Games! Hanging out! Pranks! Is it how you spend your life?
You will become nothing in life!
Not a doctor. Not an engineer!
A joker that you are!
Listen! I am very disappointed in you!
Dad!
I am also very disappointed about you!
What did you become in your life?
Businessman! Why?
Could you not be a rock star?
Or the president of the country?
At least you could have been a hero of films!
I could have bragged to other people
that my daddy is so and so!
What do I say now?
My father is a businessman! Business!
This is very disappointing for Magic!
Slap you hard!
Go! Buzz off!
Go!
Ha ha ha
Your son is a joker like you
Not a joker... but a brat!
Happy birthday, Maddest!
Thank you!
You bought gift for me?
Such a big gift?
See how she wrapped the gift!
Open it and see if you like it!
What?
This back itching stick is for me?
Yes
What does it mean?
You have so much sarees and jewelries
So I thought I should give you something different
Do I have a lot of saree and jewelries?
Maddest, you can itch your back with this
and when you feel like it, you can use it on Magic's back
All kinds of rubbish things for me
Dad, when will the food and cake arrive?
Soon
That will be a surprise
This is a good stuff
Yesss!
Hey slow down!
What are you doing?
Practicing basketball
I got a match
Hi Riya
Hi. How are you?
What are you practicing? Football or basketball?
Basketball with a football
Give it to me
What kind of shoe is this?
Why is it so sharp?
This is the trending shoe
My body language has changed after wearing this
what changed?
Body Language. But you won't understand
Hold this
(pfff)
Arhhhh
What did you do? You killed my ball?
Your ball was bad
My ball was not bad
Your shoes are killer shoes
Your murderer shoes killed my innocent ball
Stabbed to death. Buy me a ball
Not right. This is a very fashionable shoe
Your shoe is murderer
This shoe should be punished
I shall go to the court. It should be tried
Hang these shoes
Hillol, step back
Go back by a yard
From now on, maintain this distance from me while wearing these shoes
Do not come near me. This should be the distance
Lets go up
My ball. My good ball has been killed
Molly? Molly!
(Molly: yes?)
Come quick
Surprise!
Thank you! Thank you!
Bhaw!!
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Maddest
Happy birthday to you
Thank you!
Riya? You came? You remembered?
Yes, aunty! Should I not remember your birthday?
Happy birthday. And this is for you!
You got me a gift?
Let me see
What's this?
What's this? - Open it!
What?
Aunty, this is a "saree scanner!"
What is a Saree Scanner?
If you hold this devise on a saree
it will tell you who has already seen your saree today
That means, after a few days if you scan the same dress
it will tell you who are the people who have already seen it
Very useful
He... he.... Thank you Riya
I am very happy!
Brilliant
Maddest, this is my gift
You got a gift for me?
Yes! --What?
No leg pulling here, alright?
What do you mean. This is a priceless thing!
An empty frame?
This is a priceless invisible art!
Wow! Nice!
All jokers
Aunty, happy birthday
So much gift! So much gift!
Thank you!
He... he.... a hair band?
No aunty, this is a remote control holder!
Let me show you
Put it on your head like this
and lock the remote control here like this
You will never lose the remote control
It won't fall
You can also put in keys or mobile phones
Did you make it yourself?
No aunty, I invented it!
What did you eat to make it, Hillol?
Aunty, I did not eat anything because I wanna eat the cake
Yes, yes. Let us cut the cake
Come on, over here
Cut the cake
No candles?
No problem
Why no candles
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Maddest
Happy birthday to you
(balloons popping)
Aw! What's happening!
Not to worry. That must be Hillol bro
he is wearing a killer shoe. That shoe must have killed a few balloons
I was having a heart attack
Have some cakes
First Talib
Thank you for the gift
Let me give you a bite
Me? Me?
Where are you?
Hurry! Hurry!
Where is Hillol?
On his way
I wanted to buy saree. But what did I buy because of you?
What is aunty thinking of me?
Not to worry. He is coming with your saree!
Hurry, come with me
Riya, why are you standing there. Sit
You also sit!
Me? -Yes
Here you go!
This is your real gift
I knew it
Talib, I knew it
What's this?
See for yourself
Tell me, what's inside
Open it
How did you wrap this!
What? - Bring it out
Ha ha ha
PS3? -Yes
I gave you the ears before. Now you get the head
How would you play with the joystick without the Playstation?
Isn't it great?
Bring it out?
What? Joystick?
No. Your credit card
What? You did not like my gift?
I figured it out already
That you would give me something like this
So I decided, I would buy my own gift
using your money
Give it. Give it to me!
Don't spend too much\
Hu hu hu
Do you get it Riya?
You have to run the family like this
Everyone is busy with their own interest
So you have to do your own thing
Thank you.
Here you are! Why so late?
There!
Aunty, I actually wanted to give you this
Another gift?
Thank you sweetie, but you have already given me one
This is my life's first birthday gift for you
So I wanted to give you a saree
But these two persons here?
They misguided me!
I was hoping for a saree all along
Thank you
See everyone is saying I am loaded with so much saree
I don't have so much
I only have 4636 sarees
Is 4636 "only"?
Shut up!
Thank you
Let me prepare food for you
Let me take it
What happened to you?
I had an accident
What accident?
A car ran over my feet
What? What?
Are you hurt?
Are you okay? -Yeah
I was not hurt. But my shoes were hurt.
It was smashed and squashed
Spot dead
The car may have been a bit hurt too
(Chuckles)
Laughing?
What else can we do?
My expensive British-American shoes
Heh he... British American shoes
Okay. No prob. Will buy you another pair
Lets go for the dinner
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