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Jimmy Tells Jokes for Alexa - Duration: 2:27.
-Guys, we have some exciting news here.
If you own an Amazon Echo --
Do you know that invention? -Yes.
-I like it, 'cause it works.
It actually -- you ask it a thing,
and it'll do the stuff for you.
Anyways, there's a feature on there called "Tell me a joke."
You basically ask it -- -Yes.
-You know what I'm talking about?
You ask it to tell you a joke. It tells you a joke.
My kids use it all the time.
Apparently they want to hear something funny
when they're at home.
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience "Awws" ]
[ Sad music ]
It's just that daddy's at work all day.
No, anyway, it was fun.
But anyways, they do it all the time.
We teamed up with Amazon, and for the first time ever,
they're using a voice other than Alexa's to tell the joke,
and that voice is me.
-Oh! Wow!
-Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
-I'm going to be the voice of Alexa
for the next month, just for jokes.
So let me show you how it works here.
I'm going to take it off mute.
Alexa, tell me a joke.
-Actually, my friend Jimmy Fallon
wants to tell a joke. Let's give him a shot.
-What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
Hay.
[ Laughter ]
-So what do you think?
Should I let Jimmy tell the jokes for a few weeks?
-Yes.
-Okay, Jimmy will tell the jokes for a while.
But remember, if you ever miss me, just say,
"I miss your jokes."
-I'm not going to say that.
[ Laughter ]
There's just -- we did like a thousand jokes for kids
and stuff like that. Alexa, tell me a joke.
-Okay, Jimmy, make 'em laugh.
-What does a Turkey say after you eat his leg?
Wobble, wobble.
-Anyways, that's how it works. The jokes are silly.
Kids will love them.
If you have an Amazon Echo or any of the Echo products,
ask it to tell you a joke,
and I will try to make you laugh.
And if you --
[ Cheers and applause ]
if you don't have an Echo, well, you do now.
Amazon is giving everyone in tonight's audience
a brand new Amazon Echo Dot.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you to our friends at Amazon.
We love playing with you guys. Enjoy the jokes.
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Michelle Obama's Memoir, Fox News' Twitter Account - Monologue - Duration: 3:47.
-Let's get to the news.
President Trump, this weekend, refused to attend a ceremony
in France honoring American lives lost in World War I,
due to bad weather.
So, wait a minute.
When you left your umbrella outside of Air Force One,
that was your only umbrella?
I'm a talk-show host. I have two umbrellas.
Hope you brought a second phone charger.
Yesterday was Veterans Day.
"Thank you for your service,"
said Trump to Colonel Sanders.
[ As Trump ] He fought so many chicken.
[ Normal voice ] Florida has ordered a mandatory recount
of both its Senate and gubernatorial results
from last week's election, and hopefully,
if all goes well with the Florida recount, by next week,
Al Gore will be president.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ As Gore ] I was patiently waiting.
I knew this day would come.
[ Normal voice ] Following the midterm elections,
Republicans will hold leadership elections this Wednesday,
and current House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy
is expected to become House Minority Leader.
It's tough to find someone to fill the job,
because no one in the Republican Party
wants to have the word "minority" in their title.
[ Laughter ]
In her upcoming memoir, "Becoming,"
former First Lady Michelle Obama reveals
that she stopped even trying to smile
during President Trump's inaugura--
[ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
It was like driving in a car that just was out of gas.
[ Laughs ]
A ghost took my voice.
In her upcoming memoir, "Becoming,"
former First Lady Michelle Obama reveals
that she stopped even trying to smile
during President Trump's inauguration,
while First Lady Melania Trump stopped in the early '90s.
[ Cheers and applause ]
"I don't like the Spin Doctors."
President Trump and First Lady Melania
attended a ceremony last week to welcome
Justice Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.
No word on what time the ceremony was held,
but I'm guessing Miller Time?
The official Twitter account for Fox News
has not posted a message since last Thursday.
Meanwhile, the unofficial Twitter account
for Fox News has posted like 1,000.
A woman in England has gained media attention
after she revealed that she breast-fed her daughter
until she was 9 years old.
Well, at least she didn't have to worry about
her classmates wanting to trade lunches.
"Uh, let's see. I got a peanut butter and jelly.
What do you -- Oh, my God!"
And, finally, designer brand Yves Saint Laurent
has released a new line of jewelry
that features tiny penises.
They would have made them bigger,
but it's their winter collection.
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Kerry Washington's Broadway Play Is Super Intense - Duration: 6:11.
-I don't think people fully understand
the sacrifice you're making to be here, though,
because you are on Broadway.
You have one day off a week, and it is right now.
-And usually I try to rest on my day off.
-That makes a lot of sense.
But because of you, I'm working. -Dragged you away.
What do you do -- What did you do the rest of your day off?
-Honestly, the play is very intense,
so it's kind of like being dropped into a nightmare
for 80 minutes.
So I try to do stuff on my day off
to calm my nervous system and my adrenals.
Like, this sounds so Hollywood, but, like, get a massage,
and go to Pilates and also like, just play with my kids,
and hang out with my husband.
-But first the massage. -Yeah. Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Mommy needs her massage. -Listen.
Put your own oxygen mask on first, you know?
-Exactly. That's right. -Right.
-They stress that. -It's true.
-This is, I guess, the first time
you've been on Broadway since 2009.
-Yes, yes.
-You mentioned the intensity of this play.
This is about topics like race, gender, class, police brutality.
-Yes. Yes.
-What drew you to deciding to do this after such a long break?
-So, the play is about -- I play a mom of an 18-year-old son,
and it's a black mom and a white dad.
And they are desperately looking for their 18-year-old son,
who has disappeared and had some kind of incident with the cops,
but we don't know what.
So it's like our 80 minutes of fear and anxiety.
And it's us and the cops.
And it really is like people
having all of these very private conversations.
But in public, like saying things that some people
say to the people they're closest to,
but may not say to somebody outside of their comfort zone.
And so I love that.
I think -- I feel like in today's world,
we spend a lot of time only talking to people
who agree with us. -Yes.
-And, like, only watching the version of the news
that makes us feel better.
Which I understand 'cause these are stressful times,
but I also think it's really important
that we make time to listen to each other,
To matter to each other, and for these 80 minutes in the dark,
like, you are forced to really listen to
people who agree with you and also people who don't.
And I feel like the play's kind of a prayer.
It's like an adventure in mattering to each other and,
like, opening our hearts to really hear each other.
-That's quite an undertaking. -Yeah.
-It sounds really impressive. -Yeah.
-I do want to ask this -- -So impressive.
-Yeah, so. [ Laughter ]
-That's what we try to do.
I don't guarantee that it happens.
That's what we go for.
-But if you go to the show, at the end, just stand up
and say whether or not Kerry did what she tried to do.
-Yeah, let me know. [ Laughter ]
Let me know.
Hold me accountable like I'm a politician.
Hold me accountable.
-Obviously it's very intense. -Yes.
-And obviously you have a lot of friends come see the show.
-Yes.
-What's it like when friends come
and see a really intense show,
and then come backstage to see you?
'Cause I mean, I've gone to shows of both kinds, but, like,
ultimately you want to come back and be like,
"Oh, my God, that was awesome." -I know.
-This is sounds like a weird thing to be like,
"Oh, my God, that was so cool."
-Yeah. It's really funny actually 'cause I am so happy
when the show is over because I don't have to do it
for another day. -Yeah.
-It's a very hard show, so when it's over, I'm like --
Oh, I'm relieved,
and I don't have to work myself into that nightmare.
So my friends come backstage, and they're like...
[ Laughter ] "What was that?"
And I'm like, "What's up?!" [ Laughter ]
"It's so good to see you!" And they're like, "What?"
-But you -- so your co-star --
One of your "Scandal" co-stars, Tony, he was backstage.
He's doing a show on Broadway right now as well.
-Yes. He's doing "Network." -He's doing "Network."
-Everyone should go see it,
with Bryan Cranston and Tatiana Maslany.
-Is it nice to -- -To pick each other's noses?
-Yeah. -That's a tradition we have.
-Yeah.
-Picking each other's noses in pictures.
-That's a lovely tradition.
-It started on "Scandal," and it continues. Yes.
-Your mom I know is a big "Scandal" fan. Yes?
-Yes.
-And she had opinions about how your character, and how --
-Yes, my parents have a lot of opinions.
-Really? -Yes. Love you, Mom and Dad.
[ Laughter ]
-Where would they -- Would they share them with you privately?
Or would they -- -No, publicly.
-Okay, that's good. -Yeah, big groups.
-Big groups. That's where they should --
-In the beginning of my career, they'd be very shy about, like,
"What's that?" And, "Oh, oh." Like, they were so impressed.
By the end of "Scandal," they'd be in the director's chair like,
"How many more takes you got?
You going to land this line or not?"
But they actually -- They were with us
on our very last night of filming,
and we shot until 3:00 a.m.
And my sweet parents were with us all night until 3:00 a.m.
on the very last scene of the show.
-That is a wonderful thing to be around for.
-It was really beautiful, yeah.
-Another lovely thing is the last time you were on Broadway,
I think this is correct -- that your husband, Nnamdi,
you met backstage on your first play.
-Yeah. -And he --
-He says hi. He loves you. -Oh, please say hi to him.
-He is a -- He was in the NFL. -He was.
-He was very good at it. -He was.
-And now he is also doing a play right now.
-Yes, he is. -That's so cool.
-And you should go see it. It's called "Good Grief."
It's at the Vineyard. He's amazing.
The whole cast is amazing. The whole company.
It was really sweet 'cause the whole cast of "American Son"
went to their opening night,
and then they all came to our opening night.
It's very, very sweet.
-Now, what was it like?
Obviously, because when you met him, he was not an actor at all.
-No. -And now you go and see him.
What is your -- what does it feel like to watch him
participate in your craft?
-It makes me feel like I need to start a touch football team
or something to balance it out. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, now that you only do one thing,
it's just really unimpressive. -I know. I'm super unimpressive.
-Yeah. -That's what it makes me feel.
-It's not sports, but is it true that your director
on "American Son" will make you do push-ups if you're late?
-It is very true. Not only you. He makes everyone do pushups.
-Oh, no. -So you never want to be late
because then everybody's mad at you
because everybody has to drop and do 20.
-And this is an actual thing
that's happening in this day and age?
-Yes. Yeah, yeah. Kenny Leon. -Wow.
-That is my torturer's name. No, no.
He is the best director ever,
and his grandmother used to say this thing.
"Everybody in the bed or everybody on the floor."
Meaning like, you're in this together.
And he says,
because he's a fantastic, very acclaimed director,
so he's like, "Don't feel ashamed of doing push-ups."
Denzel has done push-ups with him.
Phylicia Rashad has done push-ups.
And now Kerry Washington. -There you go.
Well, you all look fantastic, so it's working.
-Oh, good.
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The Nihon Keizai Shimbun who sharply analyzed the Korean economy - Duration: 5:43.
The Nihon Keizai newspaper
The Nihon Keizai Shimbun published an analysis of the Korean economy, which replaced the economy-top with "more wandering Korea's economic policy."
This is hired by the vice chairman of the agency called the Korea Economic Advisory Council.
He put in this short comment.
"I do not want to see it but I have to see it"
Nittai made a comment on the premature replacement of Kim Dong-yeon, Minister of Economy and the Minister of Strategy and Finance, which seemed to be a political criticism in the National Assembly.
In the meantime, it is said that there is an intention to shift to human beings closer to their own thoughts and accelerate income-led growth.
However, they point out that this sign policy is not functioning well.
Nittai displayed a graph of consumption, mining and manufacturing, and facility investment, and pointed to how each has fallen since the Moon Jae-in regime.
In Korea, anxiety about the future of the game is said to be rampant, but there are not many articles that direct it to this simple clarity.
It can also be said that the change in the fact that there is a slowdown in the economy and a misalignment of the policy is clearly revealed by the overseas media.
Article Source: https://s.nikkei.com/2K2DaVi http://bit.ly/2JZQPw6 http://bit.ly/2K02rPV
Korea's reaction
I know that the government does not agree that the economy is bad.
The economy is already a mess. I can not see the spur of separation
Japan and the Chosun Ilbo Collabo.
The pro-Japanese media and Chosun Ilbo's strategy to divide Korea into full operation. because! It is Japan that I see most at the unification of the Korean peninsula.
There is no difference with Park.
Now the city is scary to say that you should work hard. How to organize ... There is no answer.
When it is unified, it takes a great deal of money by pouring water on the bottom poison. It is not covered by the Korean economy now
In the meantime, do you know that the local government officials have been greatly increased?
Public servants' fever is not over if the public servant iron rice crate is destroyed. Government officials are vested interests.
The national pension must also be reformed.
Every policy is a failure. Just stay still and go to least government.
Please do not give up. A small government is a good country.
It 's not just the Japanese press, it' s the problem that America and Europe are floating,
There is no logical analyzer in Korea.
Reflect ... This should be a real reflection ...
All economic indicators deteriorated. Employment did not increase, and the economic slowdown became even stronger.
Is the economy not going to fall into a socialist country? Look at the stock. It is a daily collapse because foreigners sell and leave.
Comment from: http://bit.ly/2JZGYpX
Editing impressions (Japanese editor's thoughts)
On the right side of the Korean media,
There is a place that is hard to see what is really because the left praises North Korea.
The opinions of foreign media in this neutral position will be a reference for one opinion.
However, there is a media on the right to employ these things ....
I think that this Nikkei analysis is accurate, and everyone can see this in a calm manner.
I can do the same article in Korea, and I get the view that it is biased against any criticism of the regime, right or whatever.
I do not want to criticize the Moon Jae-in regime without reason, and it is as much as I can not help but criticize from the aspect of economic regeneration.
If we think that we should start big reform when we say "to make country that we have not seen before", chaebol attack is frustrated because it is in the middle of the middle.
Rather, it is now in a situation where the chaebols depend on the end of the Korean economy.
The pledge to declare the minimum wage at 10,000 won in three years already seems frustrating.
Labor reform is ongoing, but it is still in a distorted state.
I expected to make a new Korea, but I can not make a big reform there,
Improvement of inter - Korean relations also hit the wall of the United States.
In dictatorial North Korea, Kim Jong - un acknowledged the failure of economic policy, but in Korea it seems to be impossible.
The current Korean economy seems to be strictly resurrected by domestic policy, so it seems that there is only support by improvement of enterprise effort and external environment.
Until then, I think I can not expect much from the hard-line policy of the government, which can only endure with each effort.
Because the graph of the right shoulder descent seems to not shine in the eyes anyhow ....
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Hi, I'm Sami, from Fawzi academy. In this video, I will talk about.How to Save a PowerPoint Slide Presentation as a Video?
To run your presentation on computers that don't have PowerPoint installed.you can save your presentation as a video file.
After you have created your slides. and recorded any timing and narrations.
add transition and animation that you want to include.and audio file you like.
You are ready to create a video file. On the File menu select Save.to ensure all your recent work has been saved
in PowerPoint presentation format (.pptx). Click File. Export. Create a Video.In the first drop-down box under the Create a Video
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The higher the video quality, the larger the file size. Full HD large file size Computer and HD screens.
HD medium file size Internet and DVD. Standard smallest file size Portable devices.
Click Create Video. In the File name box, enter a file name for the video.
browse for the folder that will contain this file, and then click Save. In the Save as type box, choose either MPEG-4 Video
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