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-When you started out,

I know from having you on the show before,

you did standup. -Yeah.

-For a long time. You did impressions and --

Did you ever get the bug... -Sketch comedy --

-...to do comedy again? -I mean, sometimes.

But if I even, like, vaguely mention it in my household,

my kids just grab the straitjacket and the handcuffs

and just want to, like... -Why?

-...lock me down. I know, they just --

They can't understand that, you know, it's okay

to go and do something where you suck

for a really long period of time

before you become good at something, you know?

So they're terrified. They're terrified of the thought

that I'm just -- So if I ever do it,

I just have to not tell them and just go out and do it,

I think. -But it'll probably --

Yeah, you don't want to end up on YouTube or something.

But that's the fun of it though. Do you remember those gigs?

-I do. It's really addictive.

And that's why I haven't gone back, because I'm worried

it'll be like crack and I won't be able

to extricate myself from it. [ Laughter ]

-Standup will be like that? Yeah.

-Yeah. -I think maybe next time

you come on, maybe we drag you to a comedy club.

-Oh, no chance. No chance. -Come on.

-Jimmy, no chance. -You can --

-I couldn't possibly be persuaded.

-Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]

We got to talk for next time.

-My kids are freaking out right now.

-I know, they're like, "Dude, we just told you, Dad."

-It was Jimmy Fallon's idea, dude.

-Yeah, it's my idea, kids.

I -- because I see you and I know you from the show, funny.

And then I watched "Dirty John," and oh, man.

Dude, you're frightening.

It's -- whew. -Really? Okay.

-I mean, I don't want to -- well, or maybe you're not.

I only saw the first episode.

-I've been getting a lot of feedback that, um,

I'm really, really, really, really, really

creepy on the show.

And I've got to tell you, I wasn't going for creepy.

[ Laughter ]

So it's a little bit disconcerting.

-No, I wouldn't say -- well, no,

I wouldn't say creepy, but I would say --

-I know what you're saying. It's -- that's deliberate.

The rest of it's deliberate. But, thank you, no.

It was an amazing character. [ Laughter ]

Amazing. -Wait, no, no, no, wait, no.

You -- what I was saying was that you're charming.

-Hmm. Okay. Okay.

-And that's what creeps me out. [ Laughter ]

Because something's -- because something's gonna happen.

-Something's off. -Something's off and I go,

"What's the deal with this dude?"

-Eric Bana is not charming, and he's trying to be charming

and it's just creepy. -No, you actually just --

You are a charming human being. You know that, and you just --

But that charm comes through on the screen.

I'm watching you with Connie Britton.

-It's part of it -- it's part of that, you know --

people that can manipulate and do that kind of mental abuse

are very, very adept at that.

And that's part of their arsenal.

-But this is based on the podcast, right?

And I don't know the podcast. -True story.

-But I know it's a giant podcast, people love it.

-Yeah, "Dirty John" was a podcast by Chris Goffard

and it was incredibly popular.

And I play John, who seems to be a pretty normal guy.

And he meets Debra online

and they begin a relationship,

and things start to emerge, cracks start to appear.

Her daughters are the first ones to --

-She has two kids. And they're like,

"There's something wrong with this dude."

-Something wrong. Creepy. -"Don't date this guy." Yeah.

-Cargo shorts.

-Dude, you roll up in cargo shorts where she's not --

She's dressed up to go on a date.

You just showed up in cargo shorts.

-Would you be suspicious of a man in cargo shorts

or do you rock them in summer? [ Laughter ]

-I've been known to wear cargo shorts.

-Me, too. I was like -- I don't know if I --

-I don't use the pockets, the bottom pockets.

-You can't -- You can only --

-I use the top pockets, and that's enough.

And if I have more than that,

I shouldn't be outside walking around.

I mean, I feel like that's -- [ Laughter ]

I feel like -- I don't know what I would use

those other pockets for. -They're really handy, Jimmy.

-Really? -They're really handy, yeah.

-And what would you put in -- -Small things.

You can't put keys in if the keys are too heavy and jangly,

because that kind of, like, drags them down...

-I don't have keys at all. -...further, but small items.

-I use eye recognition and fingerprinting.

to get in and out of my -- anything locked.

-Fair enough. -Yeah.

So I don't have keys at all.

But what else would I be carrying?

[ Laughter ]

-A packet of Tic Tacs.

You know, Tic Tacs or something. -Oh, I love Tic Tacs!

-You know, maybe something small.

-Favorite flavor at the same time. One, two, three.

-Peppermint. -Orange. Wow. Whatever.

[ Laughs ] It doesn't matter at this point.

It's in your cargo shorts. That's your little secret,

you know. [ Laughter ]

The fun of it is, you've got one jingling here.

You got your keys over here. Peppermint's in this side,

orange in the other side.

-Why can't we put those pockets on these pants?

That seems like -- -Like cargo suit?

-...such a waste of leg, you know?

There's so much room here. -Dude, we got to get --

A designer is out there right now going, "I'll try it."

-Why not? -Why not?

I think it would be rad. -Next red carpet,

I'll do it, man. Just give me some pockets there.

-This is what I'm talking about. This is the charm that you get

when he's playing this character.

And then he gets in there, and I just know something's up.

I just know something's -- and honestly,

I'm frightened a little bit that you could even

pull this off now that you're -- because I feel like

you've probably been affected by this character.

-Oh, I got to tell you, it did affect me.

-It did, right? -It did.

And the end of each day, it got to the point where

I just couldn't look women in the eye,

like, when I was out and about.

I literally -- if I was in a lift,

I would just be like this.

I just -- I can't -- I can't look at you.

-Wow. -I was, like, overcompensating.

And I felt -- I felt really bad the whole time I was filming.

-Ooh, it's on Bravo. I want to show -- here's a clip

of Eric Bana and Connie Britton

in the new Bravo limited series "Dirty John."

Check this out.

-Hey, what's going on? You all right?

-She's fine. Can you just -- can you just go?

We are having a private conversation!

-Were you looking through that or was she?

-She was. I'm so sorry. -Can you just let us

have a private conversation?

-Who told you you could do that?

-I was just looking into his stupid box, okay?

-I know, but you weren't supposed to be in here.

Why were you in here though, hon?

You didn't belong in here. -Because I was trying

to figure out if you were lying to me, which you were.

-Stop talking to your mom like that

and lower your voice a little.

-Don't tell me how to talk to my mom.

-My mom and dad used to smack us and I used to hate it.

-Shut up! -But it taught me

to not raise my voice to my parents --

-I'm your daughter. -...never to touch something

that didn't belong to me, you understand?

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Eric Bana, everybody.

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Martin Short Spills on His Friendship with Donald Trump - Duration: 4:13.

-I want to congratulate you.

You did a special with your friend, Steve Martin.

-I did. -Was -- It's on Netflix now.

It was nominated for Emmys. -It had many, many titles.

We have a new title. -Because the old title was

"An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life."

-"Rest of Your Life." Then we were working on new titles.

One was called, "Two for the Price of Three."

-Okay. That's good. -Yeah.

"Alive for Now," you know? [ Laughter ]

"See Them Before They're Holograms."

I mean, these are the -- -Yeah.

-These are the things we try. -And you are --

He is a dear friend, Steve Martin.

-Oh, I love Steve. -Yeah.

-I love Steve. We're very -- We're like Trump and Kim Jong-un

without the sexual tension, you know?

-Okay, yeah. [ Laughter ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

-I do. And, you know, he's -- he's so brilliant.

He -- He -- He -- He never gets writer's block,

no matter how much I pray for it.

He doesn't. [ Laughter ]

You know, he's -- it's an astounding honor

to work with him every night.

-Yeah. -It really is.

I adore him. -You -- speaking of, you know --

you don't talk about politics in your show.

-No, no, no, we -- we do a little bit.

But, you know, it is that thing of, you know,

people go to the theater.

And they've heard a lot of politics.

-Sure. -On television.

And, you know, maybe they need a respite.

So we kind of don't -- we kind of try to do it evenly.

-And it's lovely because, you know,

you know, you guys are beloved all over this country.

And it's nice to be able to do a show that

can be appreciated that way. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-That's nice. Thank you.

-Are you -- have you ever met the President?

-Oh, he's a chum. -Oh, he is?

-Oh, no.

We're old buddies. -Oh, wow.

-Oh, I love Donny.

You know, we sometimes... [ Laughter ]

Sometimes, we'll just sit and gossip each other.

We love to braid each other's hair.

-Uh-huh.

-And when I say "hair," he has one hair.

-Oh, wow. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ] It's like that -- khhhhh! --

that thing. -[ Laughs ]

-No, no, no, I love to, you know.

And I went to -- I went to Mar-a-Lago.

I played golf with him. -Oh, wow.

-Scott Baio canceled.

And they needed someone for the fourth.

[ Laughter ] -Gotcha.

-He -- Trump almost canceled, actually.

-Oh, really? -'Cause there was --

It was raining 300 miles away.

And he panicked, you know? [ Laughter ]

It's like the Wicked Witch in "The Wizard of Oz,"

afraid of water. -Uh-huh, yeah.

-But you know what was amazing --

you know, Mar-A-Lago is -- that's quite --

that's a white club. -Yeah.

-Whoa! I mean, an average member

makes you look like a member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

-Really? That white? [ Laughter ]

-That white. Sarah Huckabee was there.

-Oh really? You met Sarah Huckabee?

-I call her "Huck." -You call her "Huck."

You're that close.

-You know what's fascinating with Sarah?

-What's that? [ Light laughter ]

-If you take her frown... -Uh-huh.

-...which you mainly see, and turn it upside down,

it's still a frown, yeah. -It's still a frown.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Unbelievable!

Ted Cruz was there.

-Oh, wow, Ted Cruz was there? -Not for long.

He just -- He came out and said, "Hello,"

and then slithered back into the bush.

[ Laughter ] But...

-You know, you mentioned how -- how white the club is.

But, you know -- you've -- you made this observation --

Steve Martin, your partner -- very pale.

-Oh, there's no blood in that face.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-No, he -- [ Laughs ]

he -- he looks --

he's the human embodiment of Utah.

That's it, yeah. -Oh, wow.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ]

-You get the -- You get the feeling that,

when Steve was born,

it was not, like, you know, when you open an aspirin bottle

and you pull that cotton back, you know?

"It's a boy!" You know? That's what...

-[ Laughs ] -No, no, no.

The SPF on his sunscreen is infinity.

-Infinity. -There we go.

[ Laughter ] You know, that's a pale...

-It's a very... -Oh, my God.

-Yeah. -You know, very, very --

you know, he looks like

a coloring book that hasn't been colored yet.

-Yes. [ Laughter ]

Well, you know, I thank you so much for suffering through that,

because your partnership is such a gift to all of us.

And it's always such a gift to have you here.

Thank you so much.

-Well, thank you. I love this show.

You know... [ Cheers and applause ]

I watch this show every night of my life.

-Do you really? -I do.

-That means the world to me.

-I think it is so smart and so funny.

And there's no one more charming and adorable and lovely

than you on television.

-Well, will you please come back soon

and say that exactly like that again?

-No, I can't. I can't. -You can't? Okay.

-Well, I'm very close with Jimmy.

[ Laughter ] But...

-Martin Short, everybody. [ Cheers and applause ]

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Jimmy Misses Return from Commercial Reading Michelle Obama's Becoming - Duration: 1:02.

[ Laughter ]

-What's that?

We're back on in a few?

No?

We're back now?

I didn't see the countdown 'cause I was reading.

[ Laughter ]

Can we start over?

Oh, we can't, 'cause they're already watching?

How much of this did they see? All of it?

[ Laughter ]

Can we --

Can we fix it in post?

We can't? We don't have the budget?

Oh. How much time do we have left?

We have how much?

[ Laughter ]

How much? Wow.

Wait, how much?

Are you serious? We only have 10 seconds?

Now it's 8 seconds?

We only have 5...4...3...?

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Martin Short Says Seth Meyers Looks Like Beto O'Rourke and Ted Cruz's Love Child - Duration: 3:51.

-I am so excited you're here. -Well, I'm so excited.

I So adore being overwhelmed by love.

That's so nice. -Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, come on! You don't mean it, do you?

That applause reminds me of my ringtone.

-Oh, really?

-Do they just love you

or are they paid by George Soros?

How does that happen?

-We don't -- There are a lot of theories.

-Hey, by the way, not to interrupt, but I can't stay.

-Oh.

-Yeah, no, I can't stay long,

because I left my Uber driver waiting.

-Uh-huh.

-And you know how testy Megyn Kelly can get.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You look fantastic, by the way. -Oh, thank you very much.

You look fantastic. -No, no, no.

But I mean it. -Oh.

-Yeah. Your skin is so youthful. -Oh, thank you.

-I'm not saying it's firm.

I'm saying it's youthful.

-Like, sort of a --

-Oh, and that hip eyebrow tattoo I've been hearing about.

-Eyebrow tattoo. -Yeah. What does it say?

"Lock her up." There it is. Very subtle.

No, you look like the love child of Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke.

-Kind of go either way right there, yeah.

-Hopefully one gene took over more than the other.

-How are your kids, by the way? -They're fantastic.

-You have three children. -I have three, one of each.

I have... What did I say?

I just had dinner with my fabulous son,

Oliver, who works for NBC Sports.

-Oh, excellent. -Yeah.

-That's wonderful. -Yeah, last night.

And his beautiful wife, -I have two now.

I recently had my second.

-That is the craziest story... -Yeah, isn't it?

-...I have ever heard in my life.

-Yeah. -I can't believe it.

Giving birth in the lobby of your apartment.

I mean, now, that's Trumpcare. -Yeah.

-And what's so interesting is...

I love when I go political.

No, what's interesting is that -- 'Cause you had told me

that's where your son was conceived,

so I think it's very interesting.

Full circle, I think is what I'm trying to say.

No, very exciting. -It is very exciting.

-Which child do you like best?

-Well, you obviously lean -- your affections lean towards

a hospital child over a lobby child.

-That's not fair. -That's not fair.

-That's not the new thinking.

-Yeah. I would say equally, as of now.

-Are you going to have more? -We don't know.

-I bet you do.

-Yeah. You bet we will or you bet I don't?

-I bet you will. I bet you'll have three.

-We'll see.

I think it was so harrowing last time,

because we would have to just move and live in a hospital.

-Just live on that floor. -Yeah.

Did you follow the midterms?

Was that something you paid attention to?

-Oh, my God. How can you not pay attention?

I mean, you know, I'm born and raised in Canada,

but I'm also -- But I'm also an American citizen.

And it was thrilling to me, 'cause it's the first time

that Trump ever lost a house

without a divorce court being involved.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You know, I mean, I'm Canadian. You know, We're very different.

You know, we count every vote there.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. Very novel. It's a novel idea.

-Very novel. Yeah.

I just love the speed of giving up.

You know, "How dare you be creeping up on my election?"

-Yeah, we don't like counting here.

-No. But Canada, again -- you know, it's 34 million people.

It's gentler.

You know, in that case, you know, the loser

doesn't phone the winner to concede.

The winner phones the loser to say, "I'm sorry I won, eh?"

It just feels -- They feel badly about it.

-Yeah.

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May, Might, Must Modals of Certainty - Duration: 5:58.

For VOA Learning English, this is Everyday Grammar.

This week's Everyday Grammar looks at how to use the modals may, must and might.

Modal verbs (called modals for short) are auxiliary verbs that express a speaker's

attitude and the strength of that attitude.

There are about 17 modals in English.

They have multiple meanings and sometimes overlap in ways that are confusing to English

learners.

Today we will look at how we use these modals to express how certain, or sure, you are of

something.

Grammar expert Betty Azar explains that these modals tell us how sure speakers are about

what they are saying.

A person who is 100 percent sure uses the verb be, as in, "I am sick."

If they are mostly sure, say 95 percent, they will use the modal must, as in, "I must be

sick."

When speakers are about 50 percent sure, they will use the modals may, might, or could;

as in "I may be sick.

I might be sick.

I could be sick."

Might is used as the past form of may.

For example: "I may take more pictures."

(This is a direct quote) She said she might take more pictures.

(This is reported speech) Notice how may changed to might.

Modals change to a past form in reported speech.

Yesterday we had a staff meeting.

I looked around the room and noticed my co-worker Anna was not there.

I asked, "Where's Anna?" and got three answers from my co-workers.

Jonathan answered, "Oh, she may be making a video in the studio."

Kelly said, "She might have stayed home today."

Adam told us, "She called me to say she was doing an interview at the Capitol this morning.

So she must still be working over there."

In this conversation, you can see a change from may to might.

May shows the speaker is not sure in the present moment: "She may be making a video."

May changes to might to express a possible state in the past: "She might have stayed

home."

Finally, must expresses a strong certainty: "She must be working there."

People today do not always follow these rules about present and past tense for mayand might.

You will hear both words to express the same degree of certainty.

English speakers still express strong certainty in phrases like, "It must be love."

Listen for the word might in this song by The Cars.

You might think it's foolish Or maybe it's untrue

You might think I'm crazy But all I want is you

By using might, the singer is expressing about 50 percent certainty.

Now let's look at how we express certainty about the future.

My friend Andy has a test next week.

He has studied very hard for months.

I told him, "You will do well on the test.

Don't worry."

I believe with 100 percent certainty that Andy will pass the test.

On the other hand, Carrie, who has to take the same test, just began studying last week.

I warned her, "You might not do well on the test.

You should study more this weekend."

I am not so sure that Carrie will pass.

In fact, I doubt it.

I express that future possibility with might.

The idea of possible future events lets English speakers use may to talk about hopes.

You will see may on greeting cards and in prayers or religious writings.

A quick look at Google Ngrams shows that few people are using may in this way.

Now, it is much more common to hear "I hope that."

Traditional poems and prayers also use may to express positive sentiments.

This is part of an old Irish blessing: May the road rise up to meet you.

May the wind always be at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face.

With that in mind, the Everyday Grammar team says, "May you find our articles useful."

I'm Jill Robbins.

And I'm Adam Brock.

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