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[ Piano plays Erik Satie's "Gymnopédie" ]

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-Bob?

Bob?

Where's Bob?

-There's nobody there.

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There was never anybody there.

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-What was in that whiskey?

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Thank you to everyone at the Big Apple Circus.

That was fun.

I want to thank Bob Dylan for doing that.

[ Cheers and applause ]

He has this incredible new whiskey calls Heaven's Door.

Bob, I'll be happy to drink it for you right now tonight. Thanks again for doing that.

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Jerry Seinfeld Shames Every Older Man for Wearing Jeans - Duration: 12:08.

-Here you are. Thanksgiving. Thank you for doing this.

This means a lot to us. -Well, my pleasure. My pleasure.

-Do you enjoy Thanksgiving?

-I love -- It's the greatest holiday.

You know, of course, you have to mix in the subjugation

of the Native American culture that is just so depressing.

You know, what happened -- you have to acknowledge that.

So, we're happy and we're -- Everyone loves Thanksgiving,

but let's remember it's an absolute horror.

It's a horror of what happened.

But the warmth of it is irresistible.

The warmth and the horror of this day.

-So it is a combination.

-Like life itself. -Like life itself.

-Life itself. Warm and wonderful.

Underneath, horror and tragedy.

-Do you stay home? Do you have to travel?

Do you have to -- -I will be home.

And I am home. This is home. -Yeah.

-I live in New York.

And one of the things I like --

Here's a nice thing that people do, especially in holidays.

You know, you have that person, the relatives

or somebody you really like, and when they leave,

you say, "Travel safe."

Travel safe."

And I think that's nice, isn't it?

It's like you know what they're saying.

They're saying, "I care about you.

-Yeah.

-But, of course, you can't travel safe.

You can't -- You know, you drive.

You get on a plane.

I mean, maybe if you're at a train crossing

and the thing's coming down and you think,

"I think I can beat this train."

You go, "Oh, wait a minute.

They told me, 'Travel safe.' I'm not --"

-"I'm not gonna risk it." -Yeah. "I'm not gonna do that."

And the other nice thing about "travel safe" is --

you don't notice when people don't say it.

Like, if you don't like somebody and they're leaving,

you don't go, "Travel."

Because you would notice that.

They'd get out the door and they'd go,

"That was weird.

They didn't mention my safety. That hurts my feelings.

Yeah, I don't think people like me.

Next train crossing, I'm going for it," you know?

-But the whole family's there? -Yeah, yeah.

Family, kids, food.

-I love talking to you about kids,

because I have two girls going to school now,

and raising kids and --

-Right. And you're in it, right? -Oh, I am in it.

-You're living their life. -Yeah.

-This is the part I didn't think was gonna happen.

I thought, "I grew up. I'm done with that.

I went to school. I'm done with that."

-Yeah. -No, you're not done with it.

You've got to do it all over again now.

Do it all over again.

Let me tell you -- This is a true story, okay?

When I grew up, when I was a little kid,

my mother would -- I don't know.

She wanted me to be outside or

she wanted me to be able to play,

so she would tie a rope around my waist

and tie the other end to the garage door --

I'm not making this up --

so that I could play in the driveway.

And then she went back in the house.

Now, there's a lot of weird parts to this, right?

-I mean, I kind of -- -It's like the thousand clowns.

♪♪ Yeah.

-So, you're tied to the -- -I was tied to the garage.

Now, of course, as soon as she went in the house,

I untied it and went about my business.

You know, it's not hard to untie a rope.

But that was child-rearing. -You're in the radius.

-Yes. She felt like -- I think kids --

When we grew up, we're like parakeets.

As long as I don't lose the parakeet,

I'm doing my job, you know?

I am parenting this child if they're still here.

-If they're still in the cage. -Yeah. That's it. That's it.

-And Jessica's doing well, your wife?

-Yes, Jess is doing great.

-Is it -- 'Cause we've had --

-We socialize sometimes, you and your beautiful wife, Nancy.

-Yeah, we talk, and I kind of find that, sometimes,

we drift off into doing a comedy bit,

and especially when I get with you.

I start talking --

-Comedians are like -- They're like Pekinese or Shar-Peis.

They're just some weird breed that they see

another of their breed, they get very excited.

You know, "Oh, it's one of me. It's one of me."

You know, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and I start going, "Is this funny?

Is that good?" -Yeah. Yeah.

-And I feel like, you know, when we tell jokes,

when I've seen your act, too, you go, "Oh, my wife does this."

-Yes. Now, I use my wife in my act.

I don't think you were ever in this situation,

where you say something about Nancy

that's absolutely not true.

-I think I -- Yeah, sometimes. -Do you?

-That's, like, a comedy --

-Like, when you're doing -- You just say -- Can you say --

Is she fine with you saying whatever you want

about her when you're doing your comedy?

-It depends. -Okay, that's a "no."

That's a "no." That is not...

-Well, I mean, she understands, I think,

that there's comedy wife and there's --

-Does she?

'Cause I think comedians's wives have --

It's a little tough for them sometimes.

I do a thing about the --

You know in your car, the dual-zone temperature?

-Yeah.

-Like, "Gee, I wonder who invented that.

I wonder who thought, "That might come in handy

to shut somebody up about, you know, 'I'm freezing.

I'm roasting. It's blowing on me.'"

-Yeah. -You know?

-Yeah.

-So, I tell -- It's a whole bit about my wife

and how she gave birth without anesthesia

but can't handle a waft of air 3 degrees

off her optimum desired temperature, you know?

-Yeah.

-And, by the way, how do they keep

the different-temperature air molecules from commingling?

Can they actually do that?

I think they can, 'cause that's how I get

my coffee in the morning.

I like to get it black on the left side,

and I got cream and sugar on the right.

They can do it.

-They can do anything? -They can do it.

-They can do any of that stuff.

-But has Nancy ever gotten upset with you

about something you've said, comedically?

-I think she might have -- No, I don't mean -- It depends.

-Yeah, it depends. That's a "yes."

No further questions, Your Honor.

-Yeah, but I go, "No, it's not talking about you."

-No. It's made up.

Jessica never complains about the temperature,

but you have to use her.

You're here to work on the comedy.

Everybody in the family has to help with the comedy, right?

-That's what I say. I totally agree.

Everyone's in on it. -Right. Everyone's in. Right.

-Comedy kids. -They're comedy kids.

Everyone's a prop. -You're part of the act.

-It's a family business, right?

-It really is. -Yeah.

-I was talking to you about

I had a weird outfit on when we had dinner.

-Yes. -And it was --

-And I was talking about how one of the problems of mature men,

like ourselves, is the jeans.

There is no jeans for older men that nobody --

that people think look good.

You just don't look -- There's no jeans.

There's nothing you can do.

-You think you reach a certain age --

-You reach an age where it's just bad.

It's bad. You look bad. -Men shouldn't wear jeans.

-If you try and look cool, is that gonna work?

-I don't know. -No. It's not going to work.

-I know, but --

-Do you -- If you saw me in really cool jeans,

you would think, "What an idiot," right?

But if I'm wearing lame jeans -- There's no answer to this.

You can't wear -- Now, we're still wearing jeans,

but we don't look good.

And nobody's gonna tell us. Go ahead. Show off some jeans.

You got a picture of us in jeans?

-Gosh, you really got a good photo of me here.

Yeah, I kind of -- -Yeah. See? Those jeans.

Look at those shoes. You look ridiculous.

Look at me. I don't look good either.

I don't know what I'm --

-Well, don't worry about the -- The shoes are a mistake.

I was trying to -- I don't know --

bring the moccasin back or something.

-Right.

But I know I don't look cool and I know there's nothing I can do.

-I think this might be my last year for jeans.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

But I'll do it and I'll celebrate.

-Well, all dads dress in the style

of the last good year of their lives, right?

That's how they dress. -Oh, my God.

-Yeah. -Oh, my goodness.

I was there -- We were having dinner, and I was wearing --

I was wearing just, like, a weird --

Like, just a regular golf shirt or something,

a burgundy golf shirt,

and I had burgundy checkered pants or something and sneakers.

And we had dinner, and it was great.

And then, at the end of dinner, you go,

"So, what's with the outfit?"

And I go -- It was just me and you.

You weren't doing it for anyone else, just me.

And I go, "What are you talking about?

It's, like, a normal outfit.

I'm just wearing a golf shirt and checkered pants."

You go, "No, no."

You go, "No one wears this outfit."

Someone does wear it. I'm wearing this outfit.

And you go, "No, you look like a mannequin from Nordstrom's."

Oh, my God.

That made me laugh for like -- Oh, my gosh.

That is the funniest thing ever.

I want to talk quick about your residency at the Beacon.

-Oh, yes.

I'm going back to the Beacon Theatre.

-I'm so excited for this. -I love that theater.

-What a cool thing.

-Yeah. It's like -- You know, I'm, like, at this point

where I just want to be in those places where comedy

just feels and fits, you know, 'cause when we're starting out,

we do comedy anywhere anyone will pay us.

-Yeah.

-And now, you know, I want it to be, like,

in that test-tube, perfect chemical environment.

-Acoustically and --

-Yeah, acoustically and the vibe of the room.

And, of course, it's, you know, New York, so --

-People, tourists come here, but it's perfect to, like, go see --

What do you do it?

Like once a month?

-Yeah, like once a month, starting next year.

-I can't wait for this. -Oh, me too. I'm so excited.

I love that theater.

-I'm happy you're doing that, 'cause I'll be showing up there

in my mannequin outfit.

Let's talk about, also, the Netflix --

-Would you ever come and work with me?

You know, Steve Martin has worked with me.

Would you ever come and work with me there

as just a surprise drop-in?

-I haven't done stand-up in so long.

-Oh, really? You don't have a set?

You don't have 15 minutes? You can't do 15 minutes?

Come on. Bring your guitar.

-I bring the guitar and props?

-Bring the guitar and the props

and the garbage bag full of stuff.

-I'll do it. -Okay.

-I'll do it. -Surprise drop-in.

You're gonna do one of the dates.

Okay, great. -15 minutes?

-Whatever you want, whatever you got.

-Let's say 5 to 10.

-I did half of your monologue tonight.

-All right, all right. Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.

The new show that you are producing on Netflix.

It's called "Stand-up and Away." -Yeah. It's Brian Regan.

I always wanted Brian Regan to have his own show.

-Me too. -'Cause we love him.

He's the funniest guy. -I love Brian Regan.

-But you get to a point -- Again, it's one of those things.

I can't deal with the jungle of network television

and the layers of people, and we're gonna talk about it

and all that stuff.

So, I said, "Let me bring you to Netflix.

They will do it right.

They will --" You know, so I brought him in.

I said, "Let's just make a show with Brian."

But I'm not really doing the show, okay?

I want to be clear that -- I don't want credit, really.

I just brought Brian there and I said,

"You've got to do a show with this guy."

Like, at the end of your show tonight,

there are credits, right?

-Correct.

-And there are executive-producer credits

of people who do absolutely nothing on this show.

Is that correct?

Nothing. They contribute nothing.

-No. -You're on-camera.

Tell America that there are people

taking credit for this show and doing nothing.

Admit it. -It depends.

-It -- [ Laughter ]

Our thanks to a legend, Jerry Seinfeld,

everybody, right there.

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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Monologue - Duration: 2:34.

Let's get to the news.

Today is Thanksgiving.

And if you're watching us right now,

I'm guessing the guest room was taken.

Either that or you passed out right after dinner,

slept for seven hours, and now your entire weekend is screwed.

That's right. It's Thanksgiving, and it's now 12:35 a.m.,

which means your mom is currently beating the snot

out of someone at Best Buy.

[ Laughter ]

Forecasters were predicting 20-degree temperatures

for this morning's start of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade,

which feels like 6 degrees with wind chill.

Damn. Does anyone really like looking at balloons that much?

Oh, right. Oh, right. I forgot.

I forgot. There's one person.

There's one person.

[ Applause ]

This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

featured a balloon from "The Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Also featuring the diary of a wimpy kid, Twitter.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

"Dear diary.

I am hashtag sad."

AAA has projected that, this Thanksgiving,

over 54 million people will travel by car

while others will travel by closing their eyes

and imagining they're in Slovenia.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

A man in Florida was arrested recently

after police found cocaine,

marijuana, and pills in his home,

and he allegedly claimed to officers

that someone had broken in and left the drugs there.

So you know what that means! Tampa Claus is real!

[ Laughter ]

"It's Tampa Claus, everybody!"

[ Cheers and applause ]

According to a new study, 49% of men do not consider

kissing someone else to be cheating.

But one does.

[ Laughter ]

And finally, according to a new study,

people living in colder regions

are more likely to be heavy drinkers.

Said Santa, "Oh, crap. Oh, crap.

It's December 26th."

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Seth's Sons Wear Turkey Costumes to Celebrate Thanksgiving - Duration: 1:14.

-Sadly, obviously, it's late at night.

My dog, Frisbee, and my two boys, Axel and Ashe, are asleep.

They can't be here.

But another thing that has been a tradition we started

two years ago with Ashe and Frisbee is --

we dressed Ashe up like a turkey and Frisbee up like a pilgrim.

And we just shot them on video for 15 seconds.

We did it again when Ashe was 1, and now Ashe is 2.

His brother is 7 months old. And Frisbee is still with us.

So here, for the third time,

please enjoy this incredibly moving short film,

"Two Turkeys and a Pilgrim."

♪♪

-Gobble, gobble, gobble.

[ Audience "awws" ] -Yeah.

Yeah.

Although, the amount I was standing off-camera saying,

"Say 'gobble, gobble, gobble'" --

Already, today, he woke up, my son Ashe, and he's saying,

"Boggle, boggle, boggle."

So very disappointing how short that lasted.

For more infomation >> Seth's Sons Wear Turkey Costumes to Celebrate Thanksgiving - Duration: 1:14.

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Лучшие телевизоры 2018-2019 - Duration: 10:26.

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"Bhaiaji Superhit" Movie Public Review | Box Office Collection | Sunny Deol | Preity Zinta - Duration: 1:52.

"Bhaiaji Superhit" Movie Public Review | Box Office Collection | Sunny Deol | preity Zinta

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New Interpol president Kim Jong-yang arrives in S. Korea after election - Duration: 1:25.

Kim Jong-yang made headlines by becoming the first South Korean to become the head of Interpol.

The career cop who dedicated two decades of his life to policwork here in the nation,

is looked to make sure the organization resume its core mission after months of scandal.

He returned home today, and shared his thoughts on his appointment upon arrival.

Our Choi Si-young was at the press conference.

Returning from the 87th session of the General Assembly in Dubai where he was named the first

South Korean to lead the global investigative body Interpol, Kim Jong-yang held a press

conference at Incheon International Airport.

This is what he had to say.

"Again, I thank the South Korean government, our police agency and those who've been at

my side during the assembly meeting in Dubai."

He also showed his appreciation for the member states that supported his appointment.

"Member states have shown their trust and voted for me, and as the new president, I

intend to meet their expectations."

Russian candidate Alexander Prokopchuk was widely viewed as the front-runner,... but

concerns from the United States and countries in Europe... that Russia may have abused the

policy agency tipped the scale toward Kim.

Kim is the first Korean national to serve as the head of the investigative body.

Kim will cover the remaining 2 years left in former president Meng Hongwei's term,...

who Beijing confirmed has been detained and investigated for allegedly taking bribes.

Choi Si-young, Arirang News.

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Global trade expands in 2018, but benefits hampered by protectionism - Duration: 1:41.

A new report by the WTO shows trade volume among the G20 economies expanded to a record-high.

However, the benefits from improved trade have been mitigated by newly implemented protectionist

measures... particularly those coming from China and the U.S.

Kim Ji-yeon breaks down the digits for us.

The World Trade Organization, in a report released Thursday on the Group of 20, says

trade volume among the G20 economies in the five months through mid-October amounted to

481-billion U.S. dollars.

That's almost six times the amount recorded in last year's review... and the largest since

related data were first compiled by the WTO in 2012.

The report also showed, however, that the G20 countries are restricting trade with a

record number of measures like tariffs.

It said during the five-month review period they applied a total of 40 new trade-restrictive

measures, including tariff increases, import bans and export duties.

Most of those measures -- 79 percent of them -- were retaliatory steps taken by the world's

two biggest economies, China and the U.S.

The report warned that its findings constitute a source of serious concern and called on

G20 economies to take immediate action to de-escalate the situation.

This was reiterated in a separate report by the OECD released earlier this week, which

warned that the combined gross domestic product of the global economy could shrink by 8 tenths

of a percent by 2021... if the U.S. goes ahead with plans to charge a 25-percent tariff on

all Chinese imports.

Kim Ji-yeon, Arirang News.

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FN- PowerPoint-esityksen tallentaminen videon muuntamiseksi PPTX-videoksi - Duration: 1:45.

Hi, I'm Sami, from Fawzi academy. In this video, I will talk about.How to Save a PowerPoint Slide Presentation as a Video?

To run your presentation on computers that don't have PowerPoint installed.you can save your presentation as a video file.

After you have created your slides. and recorded any timing and narrations.

add transition and animation that you want to include.and audio file you like.

You are ready to create a video file. On the File menu select Save.to ensure all your recent work has been saved

in PowerPoint presentation format (.pptx). Click File. Export. Create a Video.In the first drop-down box under the Create a Video

heading. select the video quality you want, which pertains to the resolution of the finished video.

The higher the video quality, the larger the file size. Full HD large file size Computer and HD screens.

HD medium file size Internet and DVD. Standard smallest file size Portable devices.

Click Create Video. In the File name box, enter a file name for the video.

browse for the folder that will contain this file, and then click Save. In the Save as type box, choose either MPEG-4 Video

or Windows Media Video. You can track the progress of the video creation. by looking at the status bar at the bottom of your screen.

To play your newly-created video, go to the designated folder location. and then double-click the file.

Thank you, for watching Fawzi academy. Please, like. Subscribe, share, this video, and visit, our website, fawziacademy.com.

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How to make a Harmonica - Amazing Toy for Kids - Duration: 2:29.

Thank you for watching!

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Raspberry Pi 3 A+ Power Consumption - Duration: 5:01.

Hi Pi fans. Here is a short video talking about the power consumption of the new Pi 3 A+.

compared to some of the older models such as the Pi 3 B+ and the original A+.

Hi everyone this is a short video where I talk about the power consumption

figures for the new Pi 3 A+ and compare it to the older boards such as

the original A+, the Pi 3 B+, the standard Pi 3 and the older B+ models

now these are just some basic tests but what I use is this device here which is

a PortaPower current and power meter and what you do is you feed in the

normal power supply into this USB cable here and then you feed the Pi from this

output here and then on the display you can measure the Watts used or the

milliamp hours used just by changing this mode here and it can also keep a

running account of how long it's been running for so what I tend to do is I

tend to run a test for about 10 minutes measure how many milliamp hours it's used

and then that can help you just get an average current used over that time

when it's powered up this voltage here will will read 5 volts if everything's

working ok so that's why I use. It seems to be accurate enough for these sort of

purposes it's quite a good device and it doesn't doesn't cost that much

so the tests I ran was to create a card with just a standard Raspbian image on, the latest

one at the time of recording, and then what I did was I just measured the

current used when the desktop was running but nothing else going on

with and without Wi-Fi and then I did two other tests where I played a YouTube

video, just using the chromium browser, and also played a 1080p

MP4 file which I launched in OMX player on the command line and so

what that gave me was a number of readings for each of these models.

So here are the results overall so you can see the the numbers for each of the

devices for the desktop, the playing the video, playing the YouTube video and for

the desktop and the playing the MP4 video I did both versions with the Wi-Fi

on and off and generally you got a consistent drop when you turn the Wi-Fi

off and that was reasonably consistent actually on on all versions of the the

Pi 3 it tended to be about 35 to 40 milliamps.

So what I found was the original

A+ has the lowest power consumption the 3 B+ has the highest power consumption.

So in order it's A+, 3 A+, B+, 3 B and Pi 3 B+.

with the highest power consumption.

These results aren't that surprising, that's

probably the order most of you were expecting, so playing a 1080p video from

the command line tended to add about 15 to 20 milliamps, whereas playing a YouTube

video via the Chromium browser tended to add about 50 or 60 milliamps.

What my tests don't do is really tax the Pi 3 and it's four cores so what you might find

is these values don't necessarily reflect the maximum power you're going

to get drawn from the PI 3 you would have to do something a bit more bit more

intensive to sort of draw that out of the device but the the idea of these

tests was just to give a really quick comparison between as many devices as

possible just with some basic tasks just to give you a bit of an idea, but the

Pi 3 obviously has capacity there to use up a lot more current if you

put it to work a bit harder.

So those are my results obviously the measuring

device I'm using is fairly basic so they are only as

accurate as that device. I believe that my numbers will at least show the

relative difference between the devices. If you run the tests again you sometimes

get slightly different results however I hope that these numbers are useful

to you in deciding what Pi you might use for a particular project or to give

you an idea of what the impact might be if you're going to basically replace an

older Pi with one of the newer models.

Anyway thanks for watching and until the next time ...

goodbye!

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