-I just came from a -- 'cause I was in --
while you had your little vacation, I was in Cleveland.
-Oh, yeah? -It had about three people at my
show because they love Lebron, apparently, out there.
-Oh, that's right. -And that whole situation
kind of made me mad, you know, because I watched Lebron
work so hard.
You know, that man, he has so many points.
51 points, eight rebounds... -He's unbelievable.
-...eight assists and you still lose the game?
-Yeah. -His reaction, when J.R.
did that, everybody's reaction was like, "What are you doing?"
I mean, and the thing is, like, I look and I go,
"you put him with -- what he's doing is incredible,
'cause he's playing, like, literally by himself."
He could play with any five guys.
He could pick a homeless dude off the -- and go,
"Hey, you want to play?" "Yeah, I'm down.
What position I'm in?" [ Laughter ]
He could ask The Roots. Say, "you want to play?"
Quest would be like, "Yeah, I'm down."
[ Laughter ]
"Hey, crackhead, you want to get in?"
"Yeah! Just pay me five dollars a season!"
[ Laughter ]
-He's -- -And you can't beat these --
it makes me mad because I feel like Golden State is,
like, cheating at this point, 'cause, you know, they too good.
It's like it's not even Golden State no more.
Kevin Durant joined the damn "Space Jam" monstars.
[ Laughter and applause ]
He joined the monstars. -The monstars.
-Then you got Steph Curry who is, like, genetically made
in a laboratory.
[ Laughter ]
How you dribble like a brother and shoot like a white boy?
I'm sorry. [ Laughter ]
Like, nah, nah, we ain't having it.
Me and my people, we ain't having it.
-But you have a lot to look forward to.
This is very exciting. This Thursday is
the season premiere of "Marlon." -Yes.
-Season two, congratulations. -Thank you so much.
-Right here on NBC. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you. -It's a big deal.
It'll be great. -Thank you.
-Also, it's your daughter's graduation.
-Yes. On the same day, my daughter
is graduating. She's going to USC
and I was very -- my baby. -Holy, mack --
[ Cheers and applause ]
You got to be proud. -I'm very proud of her.
I walked the campus and everything and I seen, like,
the cafeteria's nice.
That's important, 'cause they had, like, real good food.
Like good food inside this. -What do they have at USC?
-Well, see, I went to public school, we didn't have that.
We had -- they had like good, like, fruits.
Like, we had that fruit cocktail with like the one cherry in it.
[ Laughter ]
-I remember that. -She had, like, a dragonfruit
and all kinds -- I was just so proud.
And then the ladies that was serving the food was actually
good looking, 'cause I remember going to public school
and college and they, nuh-uh, them ladies --
you know them ladies that sit there and say, "what you want?"
She got that mayonnaise on her mouth, "what you want?"
[ Laughter ] "Uh, nothing."
"What you want? You want some mashed potatoes?"
[ Laughter ]
"No thank you." -Mashed potatoes.
-And then so I walked the campus and I got -- I thought it was
a wonderful thing and I'm so proud of her.
And then I seen the tuition.
[ Laughter ]
And I was like, "you may want to go to USC-C-C-C-C."
[ Laughter ]
-USC Community College? -Community college is
a good education and there's community there, baby girl.
-USC-C-C-C-C.
-And I'm looking forward to -- 'cause she's graduating and when
they graduate I like to do this thing where I embarrass them.
So my daughter goes -- she goes gets her diploma, I'mma yell,
"I knew you were gonna be somebody!
I knew you were smart!
Not dumb like your momma said, I knew it!"
-You would never do that. You were never -- ah, no.
-I do it -- I've done it every graduation.
I'm telling you, I've done it so much that if I ever win
an Oscar, I know they going to do the same thing to me.
"I knew you could act, Daddy!
I knew you wasn't a dumbass like all the directors said!"
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Congratulations to her. I know -- I know she's got
a proud dad. -Yes.
-And let's talk about "Marlon." -Yes.
-To catch people up, what has happened -- it's a tricky,
good show and who's your co-star again?
I know -- -Essence Atkins.
-Essence Atkins. -Diallo Riddle who is a good --
-Oh, he's fantastic. -Used to be a writer here.
And it's great having him on the set, 'cause it's like having
another writer. He's, like, always
pitching me stuff. "What do you think
if I do this?" I'm like, "Oh, God,
just act, will ya?" [ Laughter ]
-He'll have to write and act, yeah.
But you -- -This year, the show,
we're taking it to a different direction.
Last year was like dealing with divorce, now it's dealing with
how do you be friends with your ex.
And this year, I try to wingman with her and, you know,
it's like, how do you evolve?
'Cause our show is not about divorce, it's about a family
that's breaking up, but at the same time, how do you keep
your family together?
Because it's important to always have love no matter what
your situation in your life is with your ex.
You made them babies, you might as well be family and raise them
and have a good time. -That's what I'm talking about.
I want to show everyone a clip. [ Cheers and applause ]
Here's Marlon Wayans in the season premiere of "Marlon."
Take a look at this.
-Oh, it looks bad! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh! He! Could! Go! All! The! Way!
Oh! Touchdown!
Ah, game over!
Oh, you are having a terrible day.
You are losing in Madden and in life.
[ Laughter ]
-These controllers are too complicated.
I miss ColecoVision.
-I told you, listen, the triangle makes them jump,
the circle makes them spin, and the X makes them kneel
during the national anthem.
[ Laughter ]
-Marlon Wayans, everybody.
Season two of "Marlon" premieres this Thursday night at 9:00 P.M.
on NBC.
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