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- We interrupt your regularly scheduled program
with some breaking news.
Chet? - That's right, Gale.
We go live to our sky chopper that is on the scene.
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- [siren wailing]
- Oh, y'all stop looking at me, and put them cameras away.
You act like you've never seen a pimp on a scooter before.
- Well, a local suburban neighborhood is on high alert
after yet another Katt Williams sighting.
- Cap down. Cap down.
- In the event of a Katt Williams sighting,
do not approach.
If you're watching this, please stay inside.
- I look beautiful.
- To the naked eye, he may seem small in stature
with a history of being subdued
by much younger, weaker adversaries.
But there's no telling what he's capable of once his adrenaline
mixes with all that hair relaxer that's in his system.
- Somebody get this old, raggedy [bleep]
back in her nursing home.
- For more on this, we go to Laurie Evans,
who's on the scene. Laurie?
- Mr. Hardbanger, can you tell us what you saw?
- Yeah, me and the boys were assembling a Davenport in back
when we saw the Katt Williams roll by on a scooter.
And at first, I thought it was some sort
of drunk black leprechaun.
But then I realized who it was, and you never quite know if
you're gonna get its pimp and pimping Katt Williams
or getting beat up by a seventh grader
on the Internet's Katt Williams.
So, we went inside, closed the garage door,
and promptly called the authorities, ma'am.
- Safety first.
Probably the best course of action.
- Once again, do not approach a Katt Williams.
and in under no circumstances should you feed a Katt Williams.
- Speaking of, we're getting more reports of Katt Williams
and some more footage.
It appears that he's going through some garbage.
- Oh, look at all this right here.
This is the jackpot right here.
These may not be Louis Vuitton bags,
but they got some good shit in 'em, that's for sure.
Oh, is that open bottles of coconut water?
I don't drink that, but [beep] do.
Oh, this will be perfect for those candles.
This is a beautiful table.
This must be made from Christmas trees.
- That literally made no sense.
- Agreed.
Lastly, authorities have issued this statement.
"If you come into contact with Katt Williams,
roll on your stomach and play dead."
- [audience cheering]
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