- You've watched the show, right? - Of course.
So, you know we're about to get into these ticker topics?
- We're going to get into the topics. - All right. So, don't be scared.
- Okay? - I ain't scared.
Rub your hands like that again.
Ain't supposed to make that much noise. You ain't got no lotion?
I know, right? You know I be ashy.
[laughing]
I know. I've seen it earlier. I wasn't going to call you on it,
but you rubbed them hands.
I ain't get time to put my baby oil on. I stay ashy.
- But you know what? - You rubbed them hands
and it sounded like the beginning of a Lil Wayne record.
[laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
All right, so, we're back. It is season two.
And to my left we have the beautiful, the illustrious,
we have Jessie Woo.
[speaking Haitian Creole]
Jessie Woo, you're putting on for the black women in the culture.
- The Haitians. - The Haitians.
- The Haitians heavy, the Zoes. - Yes, the Zoe ladies.
What do you call the women? The Zoettes?
- Well, I call my-- - Zoes?
I call my folks "seesters" because that's what my mom
and my aunt always called each other.
It'd be like, "seester, let me tell you, seester, hello seester,
como se va, sist--" Like, everything was always seester.
So, that's what I call like my supporters, my seester.
Even the men?
So, I call the guys my brothers,
but then like the, you know, the gay men that follow me.
I have a lot of them. I call my sister brothers, and they love it.
Alright, so ticker topic number one. It is me.
You know, I'm flexing my muscle.
So, what happened was, I was hosting a party called Lust Fest,
shout out to my people Juice.
- Cha. - And Frankie.
- What a party it was. - They threw a party.
Very New York party. Very Brooklyn party.
It was very lusty. A certain New York city DJ.
They would refer to him as a legend.
An icon.
- A legend. - Okay.
A man who likes to growl on the microphone
and talk real tough, but only fights women.
You know, none of this is alleged. This is all true.
We have the receipts.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We have the receipts.
One who goes by the name, Aston Taylor.
- No, you did not put out-- - Aston Taylor Jr. Yeah. Big dog.
So, he gets on the set and he starts,
I'm guessing, we're going to call it DJ'ing,
because that's what the art is, but it wasn't good at all.
And I just feel like, as somebody who's been in the culture,
been a legendary DJ since I've been alive,
- so I was expecting-- - He was around like
when Jesus and them was like walking around.
He DJ'ed Jesus' bar mitzvah.
[laughing]
He was there. He was there.
So, I'm just doing my best to stay away from the microphone.
Because I'm like, I'm not going to host and talk while this man is--
But you were hired to host?
I was hired to host. You know I am the best host in New York City
So, you know, it'd only be right.
Somehow, someway, the microphone ended up in my hand.
And I happened to kick this legendary New York City
DJ off of the stage.
[bell rings]
Verbatim, I said, these [bleep] are wasting our time.
You want to come in front of the culture and waste time?
Get the [bleep] out of here. Go drop 30 bombs on a whack record.
And then Ebro, Ibrahim,
Ibrahim Darden, he decided to jump in the middle.
Because, you know, he's old and has nothing better to do.
I guess his Metamucil shake was taking longer than usual.
♪ Oh, child ♪
I guess the fiber wasn't hitting the way it was supposed to that day.
Ebro is a 50-year-old man that dresses
like an assistant manager at Zumiez.
I was going to say Home Depot.
No, no, no. He dresses a little better than The Home Depot.
That's Aston. Aston dresses like he works at Home Depot.
Yeah, he do look like Home Depot.
Ebro definitely looks like he'll give you a discount on like Stussy.
But like, I'm okay. So, yeah, the next morning,
Ebro decides to jump in
and ask a question about, you know, does the Funk Flex diss,
and I just let him know, no, I spoke directly to Flex,
like I spoke directly to you at the 4-4-4 concert,
when I made you look stupid in front of everybody.
But you know what? I don't know.
I feel like I like, the [bleep], they bring like the wisdom.
You would hope. No, those are the wise [bleep].
Just because you're old does not equate to being wise.
And that's the problem.
I always say there's OGs and then there's old [bleep].
Like, those are some old [bleep]. Now, Ebro, much more than Flex,
can impart on the youth if he took the chance to.
He's very knowledgeable in the music.
Yeah. And where he's at right now, his position.
The caliber of interviews that he gets, you know.
Right. But like I said, I don't want people to think
that this is a young versus old thing.
It's not. It's really not.
No one ever has these arguments about Clue.
No one has these arguments about Jazzy Jeff.
True, true, true.
These are OGs.
People that are putting something in the culture.
Flex is just doing a lot of growling.
I feel like, with Flex, he has done some things
that are very eyebrow-raising.
Like, I feel like he does come for women from time to time,
if I'm not mistaken. I feel like he--
- No, he does, with his hands. - Yeah.
He likes to hit them. Likes to hit women with his hands.
Oh, I thought you talkin' about like tweeting and...
He's like this, he's like, [punching sounds], like that.
No, it's not alleged. You can look it up. It's not alleged.
But, you know, what I would love, because this couch, we fit two now.
So, we can have Aston on one side. We got Ibrahim on the other side.
I would love to have a conversation with those guys.
- Oh, you know-- - Make sure you have security!
For what? For what? For what?
Like, let's stop putting that in the culture.
They not going to do nothing. I'm not going to do nothing.
And make sure you got snacks, because Flex, he like to eat.
But seriously, I would love for Ibrahim and Aston to come to--
Stop calling them by their government names!
And let's have a conversation about the culture
and what your contributions, or lack thereof, are.
It's nothing that a conversation cannot change.
True. And I'll be waiting for the link.
Yeah. So, you know, keep that same energy.
You know, you know. You know.
I already know! I already know!
You know where we're going with this!
♪ I know ♪
- So, you were on Twitter. - Yes.
So, because I don't want to misquote you now, Jessie.
You said, y'all, very Southern of you.
- Baby mommas. - I also say y'all.
You say, "Y'all baby mommas be lookin' like brown skinned roaches
but y'all have high standards
when it comes to Drake's baby momma? Hush."
And then your ass was came for.
- Was dragged, read to filth. - Oh, yes.
Oh, my wig came off.
Wig came off. You was ashy, dusted, dirty.
What, say it again?
[speaking Haitian Creole]
Like, I built my following just talking to people
how I talk to everybody. Like, just how I talk to my friends.
That tweet really just didn't go over well.
- Like, that was horrible. - Got you.
It was horrible because just the choice of words.
When you say something versus when you write it.
I'm just realizing that it doesn't always give the same effect.
I went on Instagram
and I talked about it and I apologized about it
because, first of all, I am a sister and I'm black
and I work for BET and, like, I do a lot of--
Which is a very black-ass establishment.
Yeah. It's like I do a lot of-- like, I'm pro-black.
So, I never want to make people feel like I'm not.
And I never want to make people feel like
I feel like all brown girls are roaches.
Like, that's definitely not the message I wanted to send.
I think the bigger problem at hand is you were defending Drake.
That's a sin in their [bleep].
And another thing to that, too, a friend of mine was like, Jess,
you were defending his baby momma. And his baby momma isn't black.
- Oh. - And so...
For me, because it was a series of tweets, and I was like,
she not ugly. And everybody was like, she's ugly.
She's ugly. She's ugly.
And I was like, I don't think she's ugly.
That woman, in the face, she look like an underarm.
That's what she like. She like an armpit.
She look like the little fold.
The fold! The fold!
Yeah, that's exactly what she look like.
Show the world who you made your Beyoncé.
That's what Pusha T said.
Next up, next up... Omarosa.
Omarosa said she noticed a mental decline
in president, well, the president.
- The sitting president. - Forty five.
Yeah. I refer to him as the sitting president.
Said she noticed a mental decline. And I just want to know,
did she notice her mental decline?
Right.
Because why are you there?
Why? Right. And she's tried so hard to like convince
black people that it was a good idea.
And "I'm here for y'all."
And then they fired her ass. They Jazzy Jeff'd her.
But then she try to be on some, no, I left.
No, bitch, they actually got security
and they dragged you the [bleep] out The White House.
Do you think people are going to buy her book?
Because I know she's saying all this shit so we'll buy her book?
Yeah, everybody needs a doorstopper.
Omarosa, your coins are declining.
Now you trying to drag whatever you can
to make a little bit of coin and stay relevant.
Like, we don't want to [bleep] hear it. Sorry.
I think it was funny, because she said
that she was watching him do an interview
and he was speaking gibberish.
I'm like, the [bleep] been speaking gibberish.
Yeah. He's been doing that since the [bleep] '90s and '80s.
- That's what he's been talking like. - This is true.
He's been talking in gibberish. He tweets gibberish.
So, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
So, do we consider Omarosa a credible source
for all things Trump, since she was somewhat on the inside?
I consider her a credible crock of shit.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - That's what I consider her to be.
I feel like black people really need to stop this whole,
I'm going to be the one to change Trump bullshit
they keep trying to feed us.
Him and his lace front are not going to [bleep] change, sister.
Let it [bleep] go.
If it was a battle of lace fronts,
you and the sitting president, who wins?
- Mine. What the [bleep]? - I don't know. I don't know.
Don't do me like that! Oh, don't do me like that!
So, let's be honest, you know I love black women.
- I blend my wigs! - His...
He be having that bald front in the top--
But it's consistent and it don't go nowhere.
So, what you trying to say?
I'm just saying, like y'all be switchin'.
[laughing]
What you tryin' to say? It's called diversity.
I never see him do this.
Sister, tug your wig.
[laughing]
Tug your wig and forget about Trump. He's tugging his already.
Okay? Tug yours.
Next!
Conner , what would you do if your girlfriend had an ashy ass?
- He not going to experience that. - How you know?
Conner, you don't date black women?
- No. - See?
Smart move, Conner. Because we would be on your head.
We'd be talking shit about, he just be fetishizing you, queen.
Yeah!
That's what I'd be saying. That's my go-to shit.
He just fetishizing you!
It is a phase, black woman!
Come back to me! I will waste your time properly.
Exactly! Exactly!
How did you make that transition from Instagram personality
to now in front of the camera?
Well... last year, May,
I had lost my job. Like-- I had moved here two summers ago.
And like, for months, I was looking for a job, cha.
I was just telling Jarred earlier, like, I moved here like--
$700 in my pocket. In my account.
Got on the Amtrak train looking for a job.
I had just finished getting my master's and I was like, okay--
- You got your master's? - Yeah.
- Sister! Go girl! - Sister got her master's.
But no, but I was definitely, I was just struggling.
And I started just putting commentary,
funny stuff on my Instagram.
Didn't really think it would go anywhere so soon.
It wasn't a lot of Haitian women doing
that part of comedy on Instagram.
Someone invited me to a meeting for this comedy show
that was going to be taking place last year.
I didn't know that my future boss was in that room,
Tanya Hoeffler. She does BET Breaks.
- Shout out to T-Hoff! - Yeah.
Weeks later, I get a DM from her,
telling me she saw me at the meeting. She's like,
"hey, I saw you at the meeting. Are you interested in doing TV work?"
I'm like, "yes." She's like, "for BET?"
"Yes." She's like, "do you write?" "Yes."
"Do you read?" "Yes, I can read!"
- Do you write and do you read? - Do you read? Prompter!
And so, that's how I got my job with BET.
She didn't even know about my Instagram.
It wasn't until I started working here, like a month in,
that people here started--
- Putting two and two together? - Yeah.
Seeing what was going on on my Instagram.
- So, you were born in Canada? - I was born in Montreal, Canada.
- And then moved to-- - Miami, Florida.
- Miami, Florida. - Uh-huh.
- Now... you know. - Yeah.
I'm an avid watcher of some TV shows, you know what I'm saying?
Love & Hip Hop, they be down in Miami or whatever.
- They do. - And you got a big ol' following.
You working at BET.
You know what I mean? Mona holla at you or whatever?
- Like, you know what I mean? - Mona was actually
at my seester talk brunch last week.
- Oh, two weekends ago. - Oh, the seester talk brunch.
She came to the seester talk brunch. So, what happened with Mona...
Is I made several videos dragging her...
- Oh, my lord. - For the wigs on love and hip-hop.
How you going to drag her for the [bleep]?
No, because I was like-- Mona, increase the budget!
Like, the budget is low!
These [bleep]. Wigs bad...
All I'm going to say, this is all I'm going to say.
- So, you talked to Mona. - Yeah.
- Let me put two and two together. - That's November of last year.
I aint no mathematician, dropped out high school,
one plus one equal two, two plus two equal four,
you plus Mona and Miami,
that equal Love and Hip Hop in Miami, that equal you on the new season.
[crickets chirping]
Third, we're talking about everybody's favorite
regular-looking woman. What? She is.
She's like the most beautiful regular-looking woman
- I've ever seen in my life. - Who?
- Rihanna. - Regular?
- Cha! - Oh, my God.
Regular and Rihanna do not belong in the same sentence.
It actually sounds very much alike, regular, Rihanna, Rihanna, regular.
Like, it sounds just like it. There's literally--
Yeah, what is regular? Because for me--
So, when people go up and they be like,
"Oh my gosh, she's stunning." She's not stunning! She's regular!
- What? Rihanna's gorgeous. - She got that [bleep], that [bleep]!
So, Rihanna has been accused of cultural appropriation.
She was on the front of a British magazine
with some-- Now, I don't understand,
you know, the whole eyebrow style, as you can see,
got a little bit of Whoopi Goldberg in my life.
I aint got a lot of eyebrow to give.
My eyebrow, much like Jarred's beard. Don't connect.
[laughing]
- The disrespect! - But--
[laughing]
- Isn't there a lace for that? - You know what?
- Can you give him a lace? -They do got lace front brows now.
I mean, lace front brows and lace front beards now.
So, you can flourish. To all my brothers out there
who struggling with their beards, don't worry about it.
We got lace beards. They out on the market right now.
- Cop you one and flourish, brother. - So now...
So she had the chola brows.
My thing, when I saw that shit, I was like, okay, listen.
We just got through... All of us just got through bonding over,
you know, seeing all those immigrants at the border.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I'm saying?
Being wrapped up in aluminum foil like they some burritos.
You know what I'm saying? And then, we got
Coco that came out on Netflix, and we bonding over that.
And now, Rhianna comes out with the brows
and y'all want to attack her? Like, I didn't understand that.
Because here's why I still-- And I'm sorry.
I know this shit comes off [bleep], but here's where I stand with it.
Black people are always coming' up for y'all.
Who's y'all?
- Hispanics. - Okay, gotcha.
- Let's say the Latin community. - Black people, Latinos.
- We're always comin' up for y'all. - Yes.
When Trump is attacking y'all, he's putting all y'all in this one box,
calling all y'all Mexicans, like we come up for y'all.
I'm from South Florida, so like there's Cubans.
There's Dominicans. There's everybody.
So, what do you refer to them, like, so--
Yo, you can't call a Cuban a Dominican.
Like, when you're in Florida and you meet a Cuban,
and you're like, oh, so are you Domini--
"Dominican?! No! Es Cubano!"
Like, ain't no, you can't get that shit mixed up.
But my question is like that serious?
Is that like, the makeup game, is that serious?
- I feel like... - Were you crossing...?
it's more than just the makeup game. I feel like, now,
there's always this argument about appropriation now.
It's like, let it [bleep] go. Every time, like--
Which even I think is like a slight, right, that's a slight to black people.
- Just me, personally. - Yeah.
- It's like, we started everything-- - We brought up the conversation.
- We're like, you're appropriating us. - Yeah.
- And now, every five seconds-- - Shaniqua and them had them
thin-ass eyebrows back in, no, like we been doing that.
- You say you want to be a Jamie Foxx - I do.
- mixed with Oprah. - I do.
- Can you sing? - I can.
- Can you act? - I can.
- Can you be funny on stage? - I can.
- In front of a lot of people? - I have been.
Can you switch out your hairlines?
I can. I can. And I'm really good with [bleep].
She might be Jamie Foxx. Shit!
No! Oh, my God, he do be switching hairlines!
- I thought that was just me! - I was adamantly against
you calling yourself Jamie Foxx. I hold him very high.
- But the fact that you-- - But that's what sold you?
- Yeah. - I'm done! I'm [bleep] done!
- You said you can switch hairlines. - You are horrible.
The hairline that was at the BET awards was not the same one--
It was not the same hairline from Django.
It wasn't the same one from Jamie Foxx show.
Oh, no, that was his real one.
Yeah. So, it's like he do be switching it up.
And he be having a hairline from when he got a song out, too.
Like, it be kind of like closer and shit.
The Jamie Foxx hairline is like the Instagram video.
- You know, when you size it? - Yes.
- You know when you got to size it out? - Yes! Yes!
So, last but not least, you said you got the seester brunches.
- Explain to the people what these are. - Yes.
Because people always ask me. How did you do this?
How did you do that? How are you here?
So, I had my boss, Tanya.
I had Mona, who has been very, very instrumental in my life,
- and people will see... - That's a heavy panel right there.
People will see it's not just about a bunch of boss bitches who sell hair.
Like, no disrespect. But it's like, I feel like--
these are boss bitches who can actually give you a job.
- Oh, shit! - No! I'm just saying, it's like, no--
She came for the fake hair pages!
[laughing]
On that note, we got to get out of here.
Please tell the people when the next seester brunch is.
I'm having a seester social, and this is going to be
about dating in New York, you know, how much trash it is.
And I really want a lot of guys to come.
So, you're doing a social in Brooklyn. When?
Yeah. That's going to be a brunch party.
Okay. And when is that?
That's going to be Labor Day Weekend.
Labor Day Week--, okay, okay. And then, in Boston?
Seester Talk Live Boston is going to be September 22nd.
And where can everybody find you on social?
Oh, Jessie Woo, JessieWoo_
on all social media.
You should pull your phone out and follow me.
- I know, right? - We're going to follow each other.
We're going to follow each other. On camera.
We're going to follow each other. It'll be a big thing.
- Let me follow you, chile. - But in the meantime,
while we follow each other, if you guys like Jessie Woo's story,
if you guys want to show her some support,
or if you want to leave some roach comments, BET Networks,
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Facebook, the Instagram, the Twitter. Drop a comment.
Be in the comments talkin' shit. I might talk shit back wit' ya.
I mean, it's the only job I got.
So, I'm going to be talkin' shit back wit' ya. I promise.
- I appreciate you for coming. - Thanks!
Appreciate you spending your day with me.
- Thanks for having me. - Did you have a good time?
I had a great time. We're real fake friends right now.
I feel like we fake friends, but we finna be real soon.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, we about to be real friends.
- Yeah, yeah. - We going to go to Dyckman.
- We going to go to Dyckman game... - People be getting booed at Dyckman.
- Just one person. - Okay.
And he deserved it. But...
Oh, and we'll talk to him next week about that.
[laughing]
Oh, I'm definitely going to talk to him about that next week.
Hey, season two. What I appreciate is, in this off-time,
I appreciate everybody who annoyed the [bleep] shit out of me,
asking me, DM'ing me, tweeting me, Instagramming,
where's I'll Apologize Later? Where's I'll Apol--?
Well, [bleep] here. I think that's everything.
Make sure you follow me @Mouse_Jones on Twitter
and Instagram, and on Facebook.
Oh, and of course!
like we did last season, like I'm going to do forever,
if I offended you in any way, shape, or form during the recording
of this show, I'll apologize later.
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